I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Bert and Ernie sandwich and finish off with the Cookie Monster.
That Cookie Monster hat looks much more alive than the rest. She's holding that cookie dangerously close. One could lose a hand that way.
"Ok team, so which one should we make the sluttiest?"
"Ernie"
"ERNIE!"
"Yup, Ernie"
"Ernie it is then"
Yes, these are real. Oh boy. There's also Finding Nemo.
ETA: Hello there Sesame Streetwalkers, I kid I kid