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Note: Sorry it took so damn long to update! This was fun to write and I hope you guys like it. The next chapter is the last.
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GC pulled up to the mansion’s security booth in a fake delivery truck, Kupka sat in the passenger seat while FNDanny and Servo hid in the back. They all listened to Rebel and Charlie on their earbuds. After the guard let them in, GC drove up as Servo opened the window and shot the guard.
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Charlie crossed his arms against his chest, “He’s still alive.”
Using his pistol Rebel shot rrriddle twice in the chest and watched his body fall, “Now he isn’t.”
One hour earlier at Dork Division HQ…
Rebel and the Dorks gathered around 3D projection of Charlie’s mansion and reviewed their plan.
Using a laser pen, GC pointed at the top floor, “According to Rebel and recent photos one of out CIs took, the hostages are in this room.”
“How many?” Servo asked.
“Thirteen. My wife and kids,” Rebel told them.
FNDanny asked him, “Oh..you and your wife got yourselves a little Jolie-Pitt/mini-United Nations clan going on?”
“No, the 8-year-olds are sextuplets, three boys and three girls. Then we have two sets of triplets, 6 and 4-year-olds, boys and girls.”
The Dorks’ jaws dropped but Brewsky was the only that spoke.
“Fuckin’ shit man! Is your wife a Labrador?!”
GC restrained herself while the Dorks laughed.
Rebel chuckled and put an arm around Brewsky’s shoulders, “That’s a good one!” Then he punched him in the stomach and shoved him to the floor.
“What the fuck?” The Aussie groaned.
“Don’t you ever talk that way about my wife and the mother of my children you sonofabitch!“
Brewsky slowly waved off Kupka when he offered hima helping hand, “Christ, looks like someone can’t take a joke!”
GC rolled her eyes, “It’s better you get this out now. We can’t afford having any stupid shit jamming up us later.”
Brewsky zip-lined from the neighboring home and onto one of the mansion’s balconies. He picked the door’s lock and opened it to find Rebel’s wife and children.
Rose McGowan protectively put her hands over the children and asked him, “Who the hell are you?!”
“Hold on a moment and children, close your eyes,” he calmly told her.
Two armed men came in but he quickly dispatched of them by throwing his knives into their chests.
“Oh my God…” She stared at his handiwork in amazement.
“I’m a friend of your husband; I’m Brewsky and fuck me sideways!” He was stunned at how beautiful and svelte she was.
“What? Is Rebel ok?”
“You popped out these twelve pups out of your snatch and you’re still fuckin’ hot? Goddamn woman!”
She punched his stomach, “I have good genes you rude muthafucker! And don’t you ever talk about my snatch!”
“I deserve that..come on, I’m getting all of you out of here.”
“Not before you tell me where my husband is.”
“Calm down, he’s downstairs taking care of a few deals.” He pushed the mirror on the wall revealing a hidden passage way.
“Where we are going Mama?” One of the kids asked.
Rose answered, “We’re going to see Daddy. Just listen to me and this crazy Australian man and everything will be ok.”
He softened his tone before talking to the kids, “Be very quiet, you’re gonna hear loud scary popping noise but it’s ok. You’re all safe; just keep on moving no matter what. Now, all of you get in a line like good lil’ ducklings.”
Through his earbud he heard FNDanny tease him, “Awwww! Brewsky has a heart! You should tell them about your Care Bears collection.”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP FNDANNY!”
FNDanny just laughed.
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Meanwhile, Rebel lowered his pistol and started to step towards the door, “It’s done; I’m taking my family back.”
Charlie blocked his way, “Not so fast. How about the money?”
“I already told you he doesn’t have it.”
“That’s a problem.”
“More like your loss. I held up my end of the deal.”
“I just changed it.”
“What?!”
“Five more hits and we’ll be even.”
A grin came to his lips, “No, we won’t.”
All of a sudden gunfire came from the floor above.
“What the fuc-“ Charlie was cut off by Rebel’s bullet. Blood gushed from the hole in his head as he dropped to the floor.
rriddle broke his fake handcuffs, pulled his gun out of his pant’s waistline and rolled across the floor shooting at the gunmen’s ankles until they landed on the floor where he finished them off .
Rebel dodged behind the crates concealing himself from the remaining thugs. rriddle was already there reloading.
“You ok?” Rebel asked him.
“Yeah..my ribs are a little sore but I’ll live.”
“Ok, there are four guys left. I got the one by the vase.”
“Fine by me.”
They emerged from the behind the crates shooting at the men. Rebel shot one in the chest and blinded another by hitting the vase. Distracted from chards of glass in his eyes and face, he shot at but missed Rebel and took a bullet to the heart. rriddle unloaded two rounds into a man’s head and another’s chest.
Brewsky and turned when he saw that Rose and the children had stopped walking, “What’s the hold up? We’re only half way there.”
“Mary Louise is scared.” Rose told him with four-year-old Jack in her arms.
“So do something!”
“I can’t hold her I already have Jack!”
“Goddamn brats holdin’ us up..” Brewsky muttered under his breath.
He groaned and picked up the terrified four-year-old. Her little arms and hands grasped his neck causing him to gasp. Feeling how fragile and scared she was caught him off guard. His hand protectively covered her head.
Clearing his throat he told them, “Come on, we gotta haul our asses!”
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Once they made it upstairs rriddle saw a henchman about attack GC from behind as she fought a man twice her size.
Rebel said, “You go back up Kupka I got this!”
“Ok!” He ran into the living room where Kupka was fighting two men.
rriddle kicked the thug in the back causing him to let go of Kupka. He ducked missing an elbow to his face and grabbed the goon’s wrist twisting it. As the man wailed, rriddle applied more force bringing him to his knees. With a hard strike of his knee the brute’s nose broke. After he dropped to floor, riddle kicked his head rendering him unconscious.
“Thanks!” Kupka yelled out as he snapped another man’s neck with his bare hands.
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The gunman was about to aim at GC until Rebel grabbed the barrel redirecting away and driving it into the man’s hip with his fist. With his hold still on the gun, Rebel plowed forward as he punched him twice in the face then twisted the gun out of his grasp breaking the thug’s trigger finger. He shot the disoriented man in the chest.
“Shit!” Rebel said when he tried to shoot at GC’s attacker only to realize that the gun was out of bullets.
Brewsky’s voice came into their heads, “Mama Bear and the cubs are safe, I repeat, Mama Bear and the cubs are safe!”
“I can handle this, GO!” GC managed to yell out before being slammed to the floor.
The brute’s hands were around her neck pinning her to floor. With a rough palm strike to his chest, he groaned allowing her to push her knee and shin against his torso. She swiftly raised her other leg and kicked his face making him fall back. In one quick motion she sat up striking his face with both her feet. He landed right on his back. After an elbow to his throat, she stood up and looked down on him.
“That’ll teach you to never choke a bitch!”
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Once Brewsky, Rose and the children made it outside, he told all the Dorks of their status and opened the delivery trucks doors. Suddenly, a pack of German Shepherds came running at them. Rose and the children tried to pile into the van in vain. With Mary Louise still in his arms, he stepped forward and held out his hand. In German, he commanded the hounds to stop, they did. He then told them to lie down and they immediately obliged.
“Holy shit!” Rose stared at him in utter shock.
A sly smirk came to his mouth, “What? I’ll be fucked in the ass before letting these dingoes eat your babies.”
“Thanks!” She kissed the side of his face.
“It was nothing. My apologies for all the cursing.”
“It’s ok, we’re Irish Catholic we’re used to it.” She held out her hands, “Come on Mary Louise.”
Mary Louise hugged and kissed Brewsky, “Thanks Mr. Brewsky.”
“Yeah yeah..” He reluctantly handed her to Rose.
Rebel ran out of the mansion and smiled when he saw Rose and their children. All thirteen of them bolted towards him.
Brewsky smiled watching their reunion. When Rebel scooped Rose into his arms, she wrapped her legs around his waist and pulled him into a passionate kiss.
“Well..that explains why they got twelve pups.”
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On the top floor of the mansion in the master bathroom, Servo and FNDanny finished off the last henchman by giving him a front kick to the chest. The door’s protruding robe/towel went right through his neck.
“Thank God we don’t have to clean that shit up,” Servo said opening the door.
“Amen to that. No fucking way!” FNDanny saw that they had stepped into massive closet filled with women’s shoes.
“What?”
“Christian Louboutin shoes!” He happily picked up a pair of red stiletto heels.
Servo raised his brow, “Danny..are you getting all Tarantino on me?”
“Shut up, Alison wants these shoes, she’s been leaving pictures of them around the house. All right, they’re new and her size!”
“You cheap ass! Why didn’t you just buy them?!”
“Oh fuck off! I’m not paying $2,000 for a pair of shoes!” He was about to put them in his backpack until Servo tried to stop him.
“Hold up, we’re mercenaries. We kill, rescue, and kidnap people, we don’t steal from them. And we’re only supposed to take Charlie’s laptop, which we already have!”
“Alison told me that if I got her one pair..she’d let me do EVERYTHING to her.”
Servo’s eyes widen, “Shit, I hope these are in Scarlett’s size!”
They started shoving shoes into their backpacks.
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“Fuckin’ Danny and Servo what fuck took you two so long?!” GC asked.
“Shoes.” They both said.
She looked into Danny’s backpack and took out the laptop, “Christian Louboutin, you’re forgiven.”
They went into the truck while she sat next to Kupka in the front passenger seat. He sped down the driveway following Rebel’s car.
GC hacked into the laptop ignoring Brewsky yelling at FNDanny for accusing of him being a Care Bears fan.
FNDanny laughed before pressing the detonator setting off the explosives he had placed in Charlie’s mansion.
“Of course.” She said when she found the name of Charlie’s snitch in Schmoeville.
Kupka glanced at the screen, “That piece of shit, not surprised though.”
GC sent the snitch’s contact information to JohnLocke’s phone. Seconds later, she received a text from him assuring her that he was en route to the location. Almost fifteen minutes later he called her.
“GC…I don’t know how to say this..someone already got him.”
“What? Who?!”
“I don’t know, when I drove up the door was kicked in. His phone and computers are gone. Someone beat me to it.”
“Well shit..”
“Sorry it didn’t work out.”
“It’s ok Locke, it’s not your fault. We’ll see you around.”
“All right, bye.” He stopped his car at a red light and turned on the television where he watched the snitch lay unconscious in the trunk.
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After leaving the Vixen Lounge, Beatrix went home to stock on the supplies they needed BLove’s rescue. The moment she stepped she sensed that something wasn’t right.
“Show yourself right now and you won’t leave here in a body bag,” she warned.
Out of the shadows of the living room quidditchmom appeared, “Time’s up B, I’m turning you in.”
“I’d like to see you try bitch.” She got into her fighting stance.
Taking out a taser, she started to walk towards her, “Fine, have it your way!”
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The sound of waves crashing awoke him. His eyes adjusted to the dimly lit room. Beneath his bound hands he felt cool cement as he sat up and leaned against the wall. Across the room he saw Mila. Like him she was on the floor with her hands and feet tied together with plastic restraints. He didn’t speak until she opened her eyes.
“I’m not even surprised that you fucked me over again. For you it must be second nature.”
“BLove, it’s not what you think-..”
“Shut up, everything you’ve said is to me is a Goddamn lie, you heartless cunt.”
Her mouth dropped open, “I..I deserve that.”
“And then some. With your all secrets..well, I’ve got one of my own.”
“What are you talking about?”
He brought his hands underneath his leg and pressed down on his right heel where a knife popped out of his boot.
“What the..When the hell did you start wearing boots with knives in them?!”
Bringing the restraints to the knife, he applied pressured freeing his right hand, “After being stabbed in the back and heart, I learned to be prepared.”
“…Who are you?”
He removed the knife from his boot and cut through the rest of the binds, “You’re about to find out.”
The darkness in his blue eyes frightened her; she sat up but was only able to crawl backwards into the wall.
Kneeling down in front of her, he held the tip of the blade to her chest, “You’re gonna tell me why you ripped my heart out..before I cut out yours.”
Mood:
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it's nice seeing ben getting closer to tother cops and trying to step away from the ''hollywood'' image he was given. i wasn't really feeling his ''slut'' personnality in this season haha. i dont know what to make of the pregnancy though. she seems to want to keep it but also not stopping her dangerous job. could see an accident in the field of action type event happen, sadly.
and am i the only one worried that something might happen to lucy liu's character since she's credited as a special guest star?
anyways another great episode