Jon Stewart and John Oliver last night were hilarious.
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April 3rd
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Brat/Child/Baby handler, aspiring writer
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James Franco loves to masturbate
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzM21mgqhUU
Josey Wales spits at the dog lol
I feel bad for the dog in The Outlaw Josey Wales because Clint keeps on spitting at him!
Legal to Speed in Nevada?
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blwZ9-4owGw
I don't like mean women, especially the insecure ones who go out of their way to be awful to women who are prettier than they are. I hate catty behavior like that and it's interesting because men aren't like that at all..at least that's what I've seen.
I thought you guys just say "He's gotta be rich or packin'" to each other whenever a guy comes in with a hot gf? jk
Yeah if has a hot girlfriend you just assume and if he's real ugly you know it's money, I was talkin' bout men just in passing in day to day life.
P-Nut 7-year-old rapper
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZrEnTkp7MU
I want to put P-Nut in my pocket, he's so adorable! lol I love how he talks like a an adult rapper trying to make it.
I've never sent anything back when eating in a restaurant because I thankfully haven't experienced any problems. If I were to do it, it would only be in a really upscale place because I've seen hidden videos where staff screws with the food. Although even then I'm not sure because I've seen Roadtrip and Fight Club lol
I have sent a thing or two back before but I try to be as nice as possible about it just because I have those same thoughts running through my mind.
I'd still be worried because I have no idea what mood the cooks/chefs are in.
I'm shocked that some of you schmoes have asked me for feedback/advice about writing while fully knowing that I'm not a professional. Thanks :)
'Professional's' a title. I know a fair number of individuals who make a living writing, who could learn a few lessons from MrsData !!
Definition for JoBlo at urban dictionary: JoBlo AKA Berge Garabedian runs a famous site at www.joblo.com. He's a famous movie critic, who is better than Ebert.
The Dude defines JoBlo. -submitted by Bikini Babe
I'm curious as to who this Bikini Babe is.. is that you Mrsdata? ;) or maybe Joblo haha (with all due respect of course).
lol @ Randy, nope it was written in 2004. I'm actually shocked that no Joblo trolls have yet to add their own definition because well..trolls love doing stuff like that.
I've never seen a Uwe Boll film and it sounds like I should be thankful? lol
@rriddle-What a nice offer. I like to write about people, places and things that inspire me..I'm not sure if he would.
I've only heard horrible things about him. I've only seen the trailer for one of his movies and it didn't interest me at all. I just stopped over at urban dictionary and typed in his name to see what would show up. There was one person who wrote a glowing definition about him. I think it was him. lol
Years ago he was so fed up with people making fun of him that he actually offered to have a boxing match with a chosen angry fan for charity. I think he canceled it though because way too many people applied.
I've seen clips from House of the Dead on YouTube, and from what I've seen it's pretty bad.
I do commend Uwe for at least trying to put some effort in his work, unlike Friedberg & Seltzer.
My Family's History of Horror..kind of
My second oldest sister (Phea the ph is not said like f. It's said like Peer) and I are the only ones who enjoy horror movies, slasher and supernatural. My oldest sister loves the latter because the former feels too real for her. She also scares easily. One time she screamed like Jason was after her with a machete and all I did was poke my head into her room to ask her a question. lol My father laughs at horror movies and my mom can't even handle watching a suspense/thriller without shielding her eyes. She couldn't handle watching Sleeping with the Enemy! It is alleged that she was once possessed by a ghost, was visited by the ghost of her deceased father and lived in Cambodia during the Khmer Rouge's reign. Her feelings towards any horror related run deep.
My mother hates horror so much that for most of my childhood she wouldn't let me be anything scary for Halloween! I was always an angel or princess. She had two reasons for this having this rule. The first was because I'm the baby and a girl. So, she didn't want me to look ugly. Her second reason was...I swear to you she isn't crazy but did grow up being told ghost stories. She feared that I would permanently transform into the monster/demon/ghoul that I was dressed as! LOL She finally did allow me to dress up as a witch but all I could put on was the pointy hat and black dress.
Thank God for Phea! We would watch movies together, all the 80s classics with Freddy, Jason and Michael was the only 70's flick that we saw together. Of course, she had to sneak in these viewings because of my mother.
Her love of horror extended beyond the movie genre. One year she actually got a perfect job working for a Halloween store in the mall. Her job was to dress up as the reaper stand by the entrance and scare the crap out of passersby and customers. She wasn't allowed to touch them so all she did was stand ever so still then step forward. Everyone assumed she was a dummy or statue because she wore a mask and was perfect at not moving. It was awesome because the big black guys who we knew came from Boston (we were living in NH our town had like twenty black people in it lol) would scream but then would pat her on the back while laughing. They would compliment her and either enter the store or continue on their way.
The white guys who grew up in my town which is a NH suburb. These were the guys that acted like they were gangsta wearing baggy clothes and calling each other the n-word. Once my sister stepped forward they turned into total bitches! They'd try to pass it off as if they weren't scared shitless when they clearly were. Unlike the black guys, they didn't thank my sister for the scare. We took great joy in seeing them being exposed for the phonies that they were.
Phea didn't save the scares for her job, she also brought it home. There is one to two year age gap between my cousins and I. We loved having sleepovers and whatnot. They used to love to wake up early but Phea doesn't. One morning they burst into her bedroom trying to wake her up. She wasn't in the mood at all. What did she do? She pretended to be possessed by a demon. It wasn't half-assed she went out all out speaking in tongues while wildly convulsing. They believed her! LOL
I'm thankful for having a sister who loves horror and shares it with me. It's one of my favorite genres and if it weren't for her it probably wouldn't be. Despite the torture they put us through, older siblings are wonderful to have because they introduce us to new worlds and ideas that could end up becoming personal passions.
Chillin'Reportedly, John Mayer lost his cell phone and there are supposed to be photos & videos of his famous exes on it. My phone is pretty boring all I have are photos of loved ones, the kids I look after and my dogs. Do you guys have anything embarrassing or incriminating on your cell phones?
Nothing incriminating, just lots of pics of the cat and my cutey niece and my goofy husband ;p
Now I can't help but think that ElderPredator has some crazy and naughty things on his phone lol
Seeing as I use my phone for (le GASP!) phone calls...and rarely, at that...no, nothing incriminating.













LOL He knows how to make me smile and yet feel a litte uncomfortable.