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I tried not to...but I just burned through season two of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt today, and I don't know what to do with myself.
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MJZ posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

My Top Crushes of 2013

1. Kelly Brook

2. Elizabeth Olsen

3. Idris Elba

4. Jennifer Lawrence

5. Gemma Arterton

6. Jaimie Alexander

7. Emma Watson

8. Angie Varona

9. Alexander Daddario

10. Devin Brugman

11. Tao Okamoto

12. Lauren Cohan

13. Katee Sackhoff

I think that's it for me. I'm rying not to go overboard with too many picks...

Mood: Chillin'

MJZ at 01:38 AM Dec 30

I had never heard of her until a few months ago. Stumbled across her on instagram and...yeaaaaaa

WalkAway at 03:01 AM Dec 30

votes counted

TheHorrorfan at 04:07 AM Dec 30

What could Devin Brugman possess to make it on this list? uhmmmmmmm

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MJZ updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I'm still hungover from The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug I decided to pop in An Unexpected Journey. There's nothing on TV worth watching today...yup. Nothing AT ALL. *bitter Lions fan*
JohnLocke2342 at 06:39 PM Dec 29

At least we can forget about our teams and get lost in Middle-Earth

JohnLocke2342 at 06:39 PM Dec 29

MJZ at 06:40 PM Dec 29

If I could hug you right now, I would...

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MJZ updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Just got back from seeing The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and I had a great time. Though, I saw it in HFR 3D and most of the movie looked good, while most of it looked so fake and unrealistic. My buddy and I planned on seeing the standard edition but it JUST sold out right when we were in line. Apparently it was the 2nd showing of the day that was sold out. I'm really surprised that it's still such a hot ticket item when so many movies have been getting released lately. We decided to see this version (HFR 3D) 'cause it was the next showing (an hour) and the next standard version wasn't until 2-3 hours later.
MJZ at 07:01 AM Dec 28

@Yoshio - Yea, it kinda takes away from a lot of the movie. Smaug looked great in HFR 3D along with certain other scenes that looked so realistic, but certain scenes with human characters and CGI interlaced, it was way too obvious.

YoshioKun13 at 07:13 AM Dec 28

I went to see AUJ last year in both regular 3D and the HFR 3D format. Wanted to give it a shot but, just ended up hating it. Earlier today I was in Walmart and playing on one of the TV displays was MONSTERS UNIVERSITY in that high-speed frame rate. Even for fully CGI movies, it's just.....not good.

So bizarre.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 02:54 PM Dec 28

Funny. When I saw Unexpected Journey in HFR 3D, I actually thought it brought more weight to characters like the trolls, the Goblin King and Gollum. It was just the wargs and the eagles that suffered from it.

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MJZ posted an IMAGE item: over 2 years ago
Any guesses to what I was up to tonight???

Scotch at 06:58 AM Dec 28

Dude that shirt owns! haha

TheChanges23 at 09:42 AM Dec 28

You're just too goddamn cool for this pic! Awesome shirt MJ!

WalkAway at 12:52 AM Dec 29

Nice shirt!

MJZ updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I'm debating if I should jump into No Country for Old Men after I finish watching True Grit, or just call it an EARLY night and get caught up on some much needed sleep.
Derek237 at 05:25 AM Dec 24

Just watch No Country half way and go to sleep pretending Josh Brolin got away scott free.

MJZ at 05:27 AM Dec 24

haha good call. Every time I watch it, I think it's gonna happen that way anyways...

MJZ posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago


Mood: Chillin'

X-KID at 09:23 AM Dec 24

Can't wait to see her as Scarlet Witch!

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 03:48 PM Dec 24

@MJZ please don't kill me! ; )

She's Beautiful.

movieman32 at 01:37 PM Dec 25

She's definitely the most beautiful Olsen sibling by far.

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MJZ posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

True Grit

Thanks for the idea Invidtus

Mood: Angry

VitamanMan8 at 04:26 AM Dec 24

Roger Deacons, you magnificent bastard

Invidtus at 05:41 AM Dec 24


MJZ at 05:55 AM Dec 24

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MJZ posted a VIDEO item: over 2 years ago

Pluto's Christmas Tree


MrsData at 03:45 AM Dec 24

So cute and funny. I'm happy that I grew up with Disney. I don't think I'd be hopeful and silly if it I wasn't.

Righteous_faustus at 03:55 AM Dec 24

This is one of the best cartoons

Mr.Blizzo at 06:37 AM Dec 24

Love this!

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MJZ posted a VIDEO item: over 2 years ago

Happy Festivus everyone


Otis_Driftwood at 02:30 AM Dec 25

I'll get the aluminum pole.

MJZ posted a VIDEO item: over 2 years ago

Fitz And The Tantrums - Out Of My League


MJZ at 02:06 AM Dec 24

I've been singing this all day today. The usual "I heard it right before I got out of the car for work" deal.

MJZ updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Damn it. Just when I want to watch Byzantium, there's a Long Wait on netflix. BAH
JFernandes at 12:48 AM Dec 24

Duuuuuuude, Gemma in Byzantium is just too much. I rented it from the library and immediately bought the blu-ray after I watched it.

MJZ posted an IMAGE item: over 2 years ago

MrsData at 01:22 PM Dec 23

lol Wow, it does suck when your favorite team fails.

JohnLocke2342 at 01:22 PM Dec 23

Ugh bro, as a jets fan I can relate but then again they've been to 3 AFC Championship games in my lifetime so I honestly can't bitch that much.

It just sucks, plain and simple. The worst part is that they stormed out of the gates and gave you so much hope before they fell flat on their face and that's a sign of coaching dude. This team is WAY TOO TALENTED to be losing games like this and they clearly lack discipline. Just know that Schwartz is most likely gone next year and there's so much phenomenal, young talent that the future is glaringly bright.

MJZ at 02:32 AM Dec 24

I hope this team can do something. SOON. Just like they wasted Barry Sanders good years, they're wasting Calvin Johnson's good years. Its getting to the point that I'm just losing any feeling or joy for this team.
Just wait...when the next season starts I'll be drinking the kool-aid AGAIN

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MJZ posted an IMAGE item: over 2 years ago

MrsData at 01:09 PM Dec 19

He's in Mob City! When I saw him first appear I immediately thought of you.

MJZ posted a VIDEO item: over 2 years ago

The Black Keys- Wicked messenger


Hunter Moon
Hunter Moon at 06:27 AM Dec 19

Good song.

MJZ updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Ernest Save Christmas is still a personal favorite. It still gets me to laugh and brings the Christmas cheer when needed...
MJZ at 05:13 AM Dec 19

Niiice. For some odd reason this is the only Ernest movie I own. I NEED to get the other films. Especially Goes to Jail haha

XSsoCX at 06:33 AM Dec 19

You can find them on bluray rather cheap on eBay. I got "Ernest Scared Stupid" for like five dollars delivered on there.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 07:34 AM Dec 19

great movie!
I like that scene where Ernest finds a Christmas tree that has fallen off a truck on the highway.

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