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Sometimes the best way to relax and forget your problems: Drink (lots,) Play GTA V, Eat Doritos and a hot pocket or two, And listen to the Black Keys... Oh, and hey whats up??
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MJZ posted a VIDEO item: 1 day ago

The Black Keys - Weight of Love


Glinda at 10:07 PM Sep 16

Great song.

MJZ updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Sometimes the best way to relax and forget your problems: Drink (lots,) Play GTA V, Eat Doritos and a hot pocket or two, And listen to the Black Keys... Oh, and hey whats up??
Derek237 at 08:29 AM Sep 16

yo yo yo take a bite out of the hot pocket then crunch up some of those doritos and stuff them inside i am telling you

MJZ posted a BLOG item about 1 month ago

Gonna Be Alright

As I'm sitting here listening to Bob Marley's Three Little Birds I'm starting to tear up a bit. But for good reason...
This last year--as many of you know--for me has been the hardest and most draining year of my life. And for the first time in a long time I'm not as scared or worried about my future. Sure there's some wonderment and hesitation and so forth, but right now I'm seeing things from a different perspective. I'm standing taller than ever before.

Right now I'm chillin' in my new place. I just recently moved out of my Mom's old house. I really didn't want to, but I couldn't change that. I can only move forward and make my own tracks.
I'm in one apartment with my brother and my sister and grandma are in another apartment near by. We decided to stay closer for at least another year.
The move wasn't exactly the smoothest move, but hey when is it ever that smooth? This last week, and month for that matter, was exhausting. You have no idea. Trying to juggle moving, work, family issues and other crap...but we're officially in our new places. Sure, we've got to unpack a lot and move crap around, but that's ok. I can handle that.
I'm a firm believer in that you have to go through the tough times and experiences in life in order to truly appreciate what you have and so forth. Everything is a learning experience...

"Every little thing is gonna be alright..."


Mood: Chillin'

MrsData at 07:17 PM Aug 09

It's good that you're all close and settled in now :)

Glinda at 03:48 AM Aug 10

What a great post. Having a good attitude about life and accepting the hard times because they're necessary for us to fully appreciate the good times really is the key to contentment. I love that you're chilling, listening to great music after the hardest year of your life is over and your family is near. What's better than that? You rock MJZ and your post really inspired me tonight. Everything truly is a learning experience and thanks for that reminder!

MJZ posted a VIDEO item: about 1 month ago

Bob Marley - Three Little Birds


MJZ updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

ohhh Saturday night-I had thoughts of going out but I got lazy and decided to stay in and chill. I did go out on Thursday night with some co-workers and had a lil TOO much fun haha. I rarely go out on weekdays, especially having to work the next day. Thank goodness for Alka-seltzer. To all my PS3 peeps I'll be goofin around online if interested...
YoshioKun13 at 06:46 AM Jul 14

Wouldn't mind hittin' up some GHOSTBUSTERS TVG with ya sometime MJ

MJZ at 07:00 PM Aug 09

Yes you should JL! lol Well awhile back Jake, wallcrawler and I discovered that its better to talk on skype while we play. It keeps us connected whenever the game screws up and the sound quality is better.

And Yoshio as much as I would LOVE to play online Ghostbusters with you, the F'ers at Atari decided to shut down the online gaming for PS3 owners a few years ago. I guess the traffic was getting really low awhile back so they shut down the servers. Ugh just thinking about it pisses me off lol

YoshioKun13 at 08:29 PM Aug 09


I always thought they should have found a way to make the PS3 game compatible with the PS Move too for the proton wands, much like the Wii version of the game. What a wasted potential.

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MJZ created a LIST: 2 months ago

Favorite Smiles

1. Jenna Fischer
2. Rachel McAdams
3. Kelly Brook
4. Mila Kunis
5. Evangeline Lily
6. Kate Hudson
7. Alexandra Daddario
8. Laura Prepon
9. Julia Loius-Dreyfus
10. Kimberly Caldwell
11. Many more...
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Dr Jan-itor at 02:43 PM Jul 08

Nice List. Rachel McAdams, love her smile.

timmyd at 05:08 PM Jul 08

great list. love Daddario's smile ....and Evangeline Lily's..Kelly Brooks' ...well , pretty much everyone you've listed.

MJZ at 07:01 PM Aug 09

damn it! I forgot about Bar Refaeli Jewel Staite

MJZ updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

I wanna try and go to Cedar Point this summer before it's all said and done. Hell, go anywhere that's not work. This has been a craptastic summer so far... All I wanna know is... who's coming with me??
MJZ at 01:22 AM Jul 08

And yes, Glinda, I'm speaking of the amusement park. I have only gone once and that was YEARS ago. Every year I say I'm gonna go..but I never do.
And holy crap I never heard about the guy living on the ferris wheel lol

Glinda at 02:18 AM Jul 08

I know it was funny, lol.

You should make it a point to go for sure.

Righteous_faustus at 02:44 AM Jul 08

Ahaha I love Jim Bruer. Great gif.

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MJZ posted a BLOG item 2 months ago

Disney Doppelgänger...

I seriously couldn't think of anyone haha
I always miss out on these "theme days" or whatever, and I wanted to take part in one for once. I tried to think of someone or something...

Maybe Red??

I suck at these things lol

Mood: Bored

MrsData at 01:00 AM Jul 08

lol I think you're Winnie the Pooh and Chien Po because they're both nice and laid back..obviously you don't look like either one.

Glinda at 01:28 AM Jul 08

I love any of the three!

MJZ posted a VIDEO item: 2 months ago

Miles Davis - So What


klinteastwood at 02:11 AM Jul 08

nice man..been getting into miles recently

Glinda at 03:07 PM Jul 08

I really like this, he's fantastic.

Cochise at 04:51 PM Jul 08

craazy talent

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MJZ updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

I'm trying to trick myself into turning off my laptop and taking off my headphones so I can actually get some sleep. I was able to successfully stop playing Roller Coaster Tycoon. I'm both mad and ecstatic that I finally found my copy over a week ago. I love it, but man is it ever addictive...
Glinda at 12:21 PM Jul 02

Playing games and/or being on the internet in general is so addicting and makes time fly by too fast! I get on for what I think will be an hour or so and before I know it it's hours.

MJZ created a LIST: 3 months ago

The X-Men Franchise Ranked

1. X-Men: First Class - 8/10
2. X-Men: Days of Future Past - 7.5/10
3. The Wolverine - 7/10
4. X-Men -6.5/10
5. X2: X-Men United - 6/10
6. X-Men: The Last Stand - 5/10
7. X-Men Origins: Wolverine - 3/10

Based on a list by JohnLocke2342

VitamanMan8 at 03:35 AM Jul 02

for real? damn.

MJZ at 04:32 AM Jul 02

@writer: good on ya.

@Vman: Yea, man over the years I've been a bit let down by the X-Men movies. Well, the older ones for sure. Maybe I build them up to much or I'm too picky, I dunno. But as whole they're not terrible, just not quite what they COULD be.

Dodong27 at 01:21 PM Jul 02

This list looks just about right for me.
First Class definitely my #1 and the next 4 I'd tweak a little.

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MJZ created a LIST: 3 months ago

Most Anticipated (Rest of the year)

1. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
2. Interstellar
3. Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes
4. Let's Be Cops
5. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
6. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
7. The Boxtrolls

Based on a list by RandomK1NG

MJZ created a LIST: 3 months ago

First-Time Viewings: June 2014

1. Captain American: Winter Soldier - 8/10
2. Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 6.5/10
3. Dear Mr. Watterson - 8/10
4. Pi - 6/10
5. Godzilla (2014) - 6/10
6. The Dark Knight Returns - 7/10
7. Anchorman 2 - 5/10
8. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 - 5/10
9. How to Train Your Dragon 2 - 8/10
MJZ updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

Just got back from seeing X-Men: Days of Future Past. I liked it, but was a bit letdown--hype I guess-- but still a good time, and that ending was what I needed. Right in the feels. Oh, and before I forget, I saw How to Train Your Dragon 2 last night. Pretty good and, man, does it fly by quick. I dunno if that was just me or not... Now I believe I'm caught up on my summer movies for now.
RogerGarage at 12:51 AM Jul 02

Awesome. I loved the heck out of DOFP, but I could see how some might be underwhelmed. I still haven't seen How to Train Your Dragon 2 yet. Probably on video.

MJZ posted a BLOG item 3 months ago

Derek you sexy S.O.B.

I just wanted to give a quick or maybe a long (heyyooo) birthday shout out to my brosef Derek237.

For the longest time Derek has always been that guy who could get me to laugh even when he wasn't trying. Or maybe he was...I'm not a therapist or anything.

One of the great things about this guy. He tells it like it is and doesn't steer clear of...stuff. Something Derek and I realized many moons ago; we are pretty sympatico when it comes to movies and shit. Most of the time if he loves, or hates a movie, odds are I'll agree with him. Obviously not EVERY movie or show. But that's ok.
He's like my Roger Ebert when it comes to movies...

*I was supposed to find a gif of Roger Ebert but stumbled across these some how lololol

But any-who...Lets cheer on Derek for his birthday. I think he's been having a rough day or two recently, so hopefully today is that day he needs to get things back where he wants to be...and stuff.

Happy Nameday, bro. Much love

Mood: Drunk

Derek237 at 10:17 AM Jun 29


Thank you man this was so nice

MJZ at 11:47 PM Jul 01

Any time, man. Any time

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