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ohhh Saturday night-I had thoughts of going out but I got lazy and decided to stay in and chill. I did go out on Thursday night with some co-workers and had a lil TOO much fun haha. I rarely go out on weekdays, especially having to work the next day. Thank goodness for Alka-seltzer. To all my PS3 peeps I'll be goofin around online if interested...
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MJZ updated his STATUS: 18 days ago

ohhh Saturday night-I had thoughts of going out but I got lazy and decided to stay in and chill. I did go out on Thursday night with some co-workers and had a lil TOO much fun haha. I rarely go out on weekdays, especially having to work the next day. Thank goodness for Alka-seltzer. To all my PS3 peeps I'll be goofin around online if interested...
JohnLocke2342 at 06:48 AM Jul 13

I really gotta get a PS3 mic, don't I?

YoshioKun13 at 02:16 AM Jul 14

Wouldn't mind hittin' up some GHOSTBUSTERS TVG with ya sometime MJ

MJZ created a LIST: 23 days ago

Favorite Smiles

1. Jenna Fischer
2. Rachel McAdams
3. Kelly Brook
4. Mila Kunis
5. Evangeline Lily
6. Kate Hudson
7. Alexandra Daddario
8. Laura Prepon
9. Julia Loius-Dreyfus
10. Kimberly Caldwell
11. Many more...
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Dr Jan-itor at 10:13 AM Jul 08

Nice List. Rachel McAdams, love her smile.

timmyd at 12:38 PM Jul 08

great list. love Daddario's smile ....and Evangeline Lily's..Kelly Brooks' ...well , pretty much everyone you've listed.

MJZ updated his STATUS: 23 days ago

I wanna try and go to Cedar Point this summer before it's all said and done. Hell, go anywhere that's not work. This has been a craptastic summer so far... All I wanna know is... who's coming with me??
MJZ at 08:52 PM Jul 07

And yes, Glinda, I'm speaking of the amusement park. I have only gone once and that was YEARS ago. Every year I say I'm gonna go..but I never do.
And holy crap I never heard about the guy living on the ferris wheel lol

Glinda at 09:48 PM Jul 07

I know it was funny, lol.

You should make it a point to go for sure.

Righteous_faustus at 10:14 PM Jul 07

Ahaha I love Jim Bruer. Great gif.

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MJZ posted a BLOG item 23 days ago

Disney Doppelgänger...

I seriously couldn't think of anyone haha
I always miss out on these "theme days" or whatever, and I wanted to take part in one for once. I tried to think of someone or something...

Maybe Red??

I suck at these things lol

Mood: Bored

MrsData at 08:30 PM Jul 07

lol I think you're Winnie the Pooh and Chien Po because they're both nice and laid back..obviously you don't look like either one.

Glinda at 08:58 PM Jul 07

I love any of the three!

MJZ posted a VIDEO item: 23 days ago

Miles Davis - So What


klinteastwood at 09:41 PM Jul 07

nice man..been getting into miles recently

Glinda at 10:37 AM Jul 08

I really like this, he's fantastic.

Cochise at 12:21 PM Jul 08

craazy talent

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MJZ updated his STATUS: 29 days ago

I'm trying to trick myself into turning off my laptop and taking off my headphones so I can actually get some sleep. I was able to successfully stop playing Roller Coaster Tycoon. I'm both mad and ecstatic that I finally found my copy over a week ago. I love it, but man is it ever addictive...
Glinda at 07:51 AM Jul 02

Playing games and/or being on the internet in general is so addicting and makes time fly by too fast! I get on for what I think will be an hour or so and before I know it it's hours.

MJZ created a LIST: 29 days ago

The X-Men Franchise Ranked

1. X-Men: First Class - 8/10
2. X-Men: Days of Future Past - 7.5/10
3. The Wolverine - 7/10
4. X-Men -6.5/10
5. X2: X-Men United - 6/10
6. X-Men: The Last Stand - 5/10
7. X-Men Origins: Wolverine - 3/10

Based on a list by JohnLocke2342

VitamanMan8 at 11:05 PM Jul 01

for real? damn.

MJZ at 12:02 AM Jul 02

@writer: good on ya.

@Vman: Yea, man over the years I've been a bit let down by the X-Men movies. Well, the older ones for sure. Maybe I build them up to much or I'm too picky, I dunno. But as whole they're not terrible, just not quite what they COULD be.

Dodong27 at 08:51 AM Jul 02

This list looks just about right for me.
First Class definitely my #1 and the next 4 I'd tweak a little.

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MJZ created a LIST: 29 days ago

Most Anticipated (Rest of the year)

1. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
2. Interstellar
3. Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes
4. Let's Be Cops
5. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
6. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
7. The Boxtrolls

Based on a list by RandomK1NG

MJZ created a LIST: 29 days ago

First-Time Viewings: June 2014

1. Captain American: Winter Soldier - 8/10
2. Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 6.5/10
3. Dear Mr. Watterson - 8/10
4. Pi - 6/10
5. Godzilla (2014) - 6/10
6. The Dark Knight Returns - 7/10
7. Anchorman 2 - 5/10
8. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 - 5/10
9. How to Train Your Dragon 2 - 8/10
MJZ updated his STATUS: 29 days ago

Just got back from seeing X-Men: Days of Future Past. I liked it, but was a bit letdown--hype I guess-- but still a good time, and that ending was what I needed. Right in the feels. Oh, and before I forget, I saw How to Train Your Dragon 2 last night. Pretty good and, man, does it fly by quick. I dunno if that was just me or not... Now I believe I'm caught up on my summer movies for now.
RogerGarage at 08:21 PM Jul 01

Awesome. I loved the heck out of DOFP, but I could see how some might be underwhelmed. I still haven't seen How to Train Your Dragon 2 yet. Probably on video.

MJZ posted a BLOG item about 1 month ago

Derek you sexy S.O.B.

I just wanted to give a quick or maybe a long (heyyooo) birthday shout out to my brosef Derek237.

For the longest time Derek has always been that guy who could get me to laugh even when he wasn't trying. Or maybe he was...I'm not a therapist or anything.

One of the great things about this guy. He tells it like it is and doesn't steer clear of...stuff. Something Derek and I realized many moons ago; we are pretty sympatico when it comes to movies and shit. Most of the time if he loves, or hates a movie, odds are I'll agree with him. Obviously not EVERY movie or show. But that's ok.
He's like my Roger Ebert when it comes to movies...

*I was supposed to find a gif of Roger Ebert but stumbled across these some how lololol

But any-who...Lets cheer on Derek for his birthday. I think he's been having a rough day or two recently, so hopefully today is that day he needs to get things back where he wants to be...and stuff.

Happy Nameday, bro. Much love

Mood: Drunk

Derek237 at 05:47 AM Jun 29


Thank you man this was so nice

MJZ at 07:17 PM Jul 01

Any time, man. Any time

MJZ updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I should go to sleep, but I decided to pop in the Criterion Collection of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...with the Hunter S. Thompson audio commentary. This ish is GOLD
queen bee
queen bee at 11:44 PM Jun 28

That movie has so many hidden jokes and visual gags.Top 5 movie of all time.The commentary by Hunter S thompson ,good lord,i`d love too hear that.Lucky you for getting this,i`m very jealous.

MJZ at 12:13 AM Jul 02

You should be jealous ;)

MJZ updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I still love how in Sucker Punch the ladies are named Babydoll, Sweet Pea, Rocket, Blondie and...Amber lol.
MJZ updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Welp, just like clockwork the last few minutes of Super 8 had me sobbing. Ugh...right in the feels. Now, for some reason, I felt compelled to watch Sucker Punch. Not a good movie but I like watching it from time to time. Especially since it made me a fan of Abbie Cornish.
Glinda at 07:13 PM Jun 28

I need a re-watch. I really loved this but haven't seen it in a while.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:39 PM Jun 28

Super 8 is super aces. Sucker Punch may be the very definition of empty spectacle, but DAMN does it has rewatch value.

MJZ updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Decided to pop in Super 8. I haven't seen it in 3 years I think... Just heard Mackinac island mentioned and squeed a bit... And cripes Elle Fanning's acting within acting (the reading at the train station) was pretty damn good. Especially the boys reaction: Priceless.
WalkAway at 06:53 PM Jun 28

Elle is adorable and talented.

MJZ at 06:56 PM Jun 28

Yea Elle was great in this movie. She's definitely a natural.

OldKingClancy at 04:00 AM Jun 29

Elle was so incredible in the movie, the home movies scene gets me every time because of her.

Gotta rewatch the film myself, it's one of those movies that I like a little better each time I see it.

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