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just watched audition and now infection japanese horror is where its at we need to steal more ideas from them, fuck the last exorcism

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mikeytroll2hands created a LIST: over 1 year ago

movies People Think are Awesome because they are dumb as hell

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1. paranormal activity 2
2. paranormal activity
3. saw 2-3d(whatever number they are on)
4. Twilight (everyone, they made vampires for teenage girls)
5. spider man 3
6. The Rob Zombie Shit Halloween
7. The Rob Zombie Shit Halloween 2
8. The Shitty New Nightmare on Elm Street
9. Transformers 2
10. Anything they are gonna remake and people will think its better than the original. Stop remaking John Carpenter's movies
Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 03:17 PM Oct 25

When are people going to understand movies like Blair Witch and Paranormal Activity?? Those movies really work for a certain kind of person - and for those it doesn't "work" for, it really doesn't work. So they are love-it-or-hate-it movies. You ever met someone who "sort of" liked one of those movies? No.

So all of you who don't like those movies, fine, don't like them. I don't understand the anger it generates though - just calm down!

Don't you like any movies that most people don't like or don't get? Yes? So why are you shitting on people just like you?

In other news, great fucking picture.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 04:07 PM Oct 25

May I ask what the point of this list is? I mean are you just in a bad mood or something? Or can you honestly not accept the fact that different people like different things? Acerbus is exactly right.

Munson, Roy E.
Munson, Roy E. at 12:43 AM Oct 26

i dont even get the title of this list.

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mikeytroll2hands updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

just watched audition and now infection japanese horror is where its at we need to steal more ideas from them, fuck the last exorcism

mikeytroll2hands created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Actor I want as my Bond Villian

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1. Gary Oldman
2. Liam Neeson
3. Steve Buscemi
4. Mel Gibson
5. Samuel L. Jackson
6. Christoph Waltz
7. Sharlto Copley
8. Viggo Mortenson
9. Eric Roberts
10. Angelina Jolie
randychico
randychico at 03:16 PM Aug 19

Gary Oldman! splurt....

mister easter
mister easter at 05:50 PM Aug 22

Sharlto Copley.

interesting choice!

oldman is the ultimate villain.

we could play it safe and go for mark strong, he's currently the villain in every single movie since sunshine (or, it feels like that to me). not complaining, though, he's great! i just think it's funny...

mikeytroll2hands
mikeytroll2hands at 08:39 AM Aug 23

mark strong would be good i'd like to see him be a british baddie against bond

mikeytroll2hands updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

mass effect 2 all nite

jekupka
jekupka at 07:28 PM Aug 16

hellz yeah

mister easter
mister easter at 05:48 PM Aug 17

i'm almost done with my second time through. i'm going all out renegade now! great series!!!

mikeytroll2hands
mikeytroll2hands at 08:17 PM Aug 17

yeah im playin it for the first time and i love the renegade options they r badass and hilarious like punching the reporter

mikeytroll2hands updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

dont walk far

mikeytroll2hands posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 1 year ago

The Expendables



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Directed by: Sylvester Stallone
Written by: Sylvester Stallone, David Callaham
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny Trejo, Charisma Carpenter
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action
Official Site: www.expendablesthemovie.com
Plot: A bunch of roided up badasses kick ass.

Review:

This movie propels Sly to a new level, he made this movie come together at the time where most people thought action had become a shitty John Cena movie. This is a movie every man, woman, and child needs to see, if you have ever wondered could terry crews throw a bomb and have Sylvester Stallone shoot it would it explode, and the answer is a resounding yes. Action and one liners galore, the only back story one needs is the names of the actors themselves, it's a laundry list of the greatest action heroes of all time and an MMA legend. Stone Cold is Stone Cold and Eric Roberts is an asshole. this movie proves that action has not died it has just lay dormant in the steroid shrunken testees of Sly Stallone, waiting for judgment day to arrive. And folks, it has arrived in HEAT.

But where was Michael Jai White, Sly needs to watch Black Dynamite and put his ass in the sequel

It's a 100% Reagan 80s ACTION approved

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Other reviews of this film: VitamanMan8 (8/10) , TheChanges23 (10/10) > Display all
mikeytroll2hands posted a BLOG item over 1 year ago

Respect Gary Oldman

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As I sit in the advent of Expendable I ponder on one of my favorite actors, Gary Oldman. Gary needs more respect, I wanna see him in a role where he can win an Oscar, you cannot find a better actor to play a supporting role. Personally he should have won one for State of Grace as a crazy drunk irish gangster. If you haven't seen it, give it a view it was overlooked because of Godfather # and Goodfellas, but it stands as a great Irish gangster film. Gary deserves better than the Unborn, an Oscar is what Gary should be in the running for.


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Tags: Gary Oldman
mister easter
mister easter at 06:21 PM Aug 13

i couldn't agree more!

who else could play sid vicious and then beethoven?

mikeytroll2hands
mikeytroll2hands at 01:01 AM Aug 14

gary mofudging oldman

HeyDude3007
HeyDude3007 at 05:45 PM Aug 14

I agree he's awesome.

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mikeytroll2hands updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

i love you in your fuck me pumps

mikeytroll2hands posted a VIDEO item: over 1 year ago

Let me see you pop that pussy

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F37WgR7bhwM&feat...

mister easter
mister easter at 05:17 PM Aug 12

now THAT'S how you make a music video with no budget! classy.

mikeytroll2hands created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Top Ten French Films

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1. Breathless
2. Amelie
3. Delicatessen
4. Man Bites Dog
5. Shoot the Piano Player
6. The 400 Blows
7. Pierrot Le Fou
8. The Band of Outsiders
9. La Femme Nikita
10. The City of Lost Children
nerd85
nerd85 at 08:19 AM Aug 13

Ever seen Les Efant du Paradis? Considered to be the french Gone With the Wind. I rented the Criterion of it from my library and have been looking for a copy ever since.

mikeytroll2hands
mikeytroll2hands at 02:42 PM Aug 13

these are all goin in my queue, i cant get enough french cinema i wish I would've taken french my whole life instead of spanish

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 02:50 PM Aug 13

Le Samourai is boring as hell, and A Prophet is amazing.

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mikeytroll2hands posted a BLOG item over 1 year ago

You're a Jim

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Being a Jim has nothing to do with being named James, it's about your shitty personality. A true Jim has very little moral fiber and will sell you down the river for a pepsi cap that may have a winning code on it. If you are a Jim, you will laugh at the misfortunes of others and have an ego that allows you to always be right when you are most certainly wrong. Everyone's a Jim once in a while, but some people Jim hard, they Jim a real Joe. With a World full of Jims and few James we are looking to get Jimmed over hard. Hard and Deep.


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Tags: Jim
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mister easter
mister easter at 02:18 PM Aug 12

3 hip bastards!

mikeytroll2hands
mikeytroll2hands at 03:08 PM Aug 13

bowie really looks like a fucking alien

mikeytroll2hands updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

should i see expendables at midnite or at a jim ass time tommorrow?

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Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 12:26 PM Aug 12

why is his ear so bright?

tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 12:33 PM Aug 12

Maybe he had OCD and had to clean it every eleven minutes.

mikeytroll2hands
mikeytroll2hands at 12:56 PM Aug 12

he was the man

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