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2010 is shaping up to be a great year for concerts. Already planning some spring/summer shows...
MIKE SAMPSON'S LATEST ACTIVITY
2010 is shaping up to be a great year for concerts. Already planning some spring/summer shows...
2010 is looking pretty good all around. I've already purchased a number of good albums. Movies are looking solid. And just yesterday I was reading the list of Xbox games coming out this year. It will be expensive but quality.
The hottest Mexican this side of Salma
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku9Ko9AYlpo
Why am I not featured in this?
Like those nights in Vegas and San Diego didn't mean anything
I was hoping they wouldn't put the street I live on in the article... I really fuckin miss my dog!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn! BWAHAHAHA!!!
We didn't win but thanks to everyone who voted for us in the Total Film Best Movie News Blog poll. We still had a pretty strong showing in 2nd place!
I would joke that they bought the election, but it's probably not a joke.
That poll was bullshit. See what won Best Horror Blog? Really?! gimme a break.
The dress code at Cornell's Pi Phi sorority (this is hilarious): http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/cornells-pi-phi-sorority-dress-code
Watching "The Professional" because I am nothing if not a professional.
Now are you watching "The Professional" or "Leon", "Leon" is definitely the better version.
@Matches What is this midgets shit? You were there when we decided the pluralization was Midji, use it damnit! =)
Things you never want to hear a contractor say: "Let's hope your chimney isn't collapsing." Yeah let's hope that.
Professional: "Jeez, you're chimney looks all weird and fucked up, man! You should probably have somebody take a look at that!"
Yeah, I guess a hope-and-see approach is best here, in both the Sampson and the Moreno scenarios.
Where else can you go from a classy Rachel Weisz interview, to a Top 10 about hookers, to a B-movie about mutant frogs? Welcome to JoBlo.com!
haha I looked at the homepage carousel today and was like "That's quite the spread."
Such a great site...
How come every time I try to take a picture of myself with my phone, I look Chinese?
Cause they made the iPhone and programmed the software to make you look that way. They're taking over dude!














holy shit that looks awesome