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Amityville: The Awakening is one of the weakest Amityville entry to date! It added nothing refreshing to reignite the franchise, it was a tedious and half baked effort that did no favors for the franchise. I definitely can see why it took so long to be released. A missed opportunity for this tired series. Skip it! 5 out of 10
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MattSlash updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Stake Land 2 was a semi disappointing follow up to one of my favorite vampire films ever, Stake Land! It definitely was a decent effort but making fans wait for almost 6-7 years for a sequel and just giving us decent is just a let down. I definitely wanted more from this. 6 out of 10
grelber37 at 06:30 PM Feb 18

This Stake Land II review is entirely fair and accurate.

MattSlash updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

A Cure For Wellness was a spectacle for the eyes, one that I couldn't look away from or forget when it came to its moody atmosphere. Director Gore Verbinski hasn't directed a film so visually unnerving since The Ring, but the story this time was just not as intriguing or effective. It had so much potential to be terrifying and it was more looney than chilling, it just couldn't have been so much more than a visual feast. The first disappointing film of 2017, but it is definitely bolder than most films being released every year and I'll take that risky filmmaking over playing it safe any day. 6.5 out of 10
MattSlash updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Going to watch A Cure for Wellness tomorrow, can't wait!
MattSlash updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

The Lego Batman Movie is the most fun I had at the movies in quite awhile! So funny, clever and colorful and charming! I have to say that that this is even better than The Lego Movie, highly recommended! The best and most satisfying film of 2017 so far! 9 out of 10
dsloy at 04:48 PM Feb 16

def agree!

MattSlash updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

John Wick: Chapter 2 was an highly entertaining, wild, violent and exhausting ride. It had a few epic scenes that I won't soon forget especially the mirror maze chase scene, awesome scene! It's pretty much like the first film but on a grander scale. 7 out of 10
dsloy at 04:52 PM Feb 14

def agree about the end, also just all the little details, like him and common sneakily shooting at each other with silencers

MattSlash at 04:05 PM Feb 16

Definitely! That scene was great as well!

MattSlash updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

I'm off to see John Wick: Chapter 2! Can't wait to see Keanu Reeves back in action!
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MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Rings wasn't perfect but isn't nearly as bad as most people say it is. The creepy visuals over gore and a high body count is still very effective here. I found myself still invested in this nightmarish world as the creators somewhat expand upon it. I enjoyed myself much more this time around than with The Ring Two, but definitely not the modern classic like the original is, but for a third installment not half bad at all. 6 out of 10
timmyd at 07:17 PM Feb 06

thinkin' of checking it out.

MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Went to see Lion and it was terrific! An amazing and emotional true story! 9.5 out of 10, going to see Rings now as the other showing the other night was sold out.
MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Going to see Rings tonight! I have really low expectations for this one but I hope it's at least an improvement from the last installment!
timmyd at 06:49 PM Feb 02

yeah , that's about how I feel as well. hope you dig it.

Moviefreak2010 at 07:53 PM Feb 02

cool enjoy

MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Hacksaw Ridge is the real deal, one of Mel Gibson's best films to date! An unforgettable true story and a unforgettable movie viewing experience. A truly great film, the best film of 2016 that I saw! 10 out of 10
MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter was mindless, badass entertainment and brought the spirit from the first three films and not the dullness of the last two duds. I definitely enjoyed it and even though Alice deserves a much better send off, if you are already a fan of the series especially the first three, you will definitely find something to enjoy here. They should definitely stop here though and let Alice rest until they actually create a movie that fully does the stellar games justice. Until then it has been a pretty enjoyable ride watching Milla Jovovich play Alice and kick major zombie ass for more than a decade! 7 out of 10
Moviefreak2010 at 02:36 AM Jan 28

i'm just glad they kept the same actors

MattSlash at 09:02 AM Jan 28

Yeah me too, I can't picture anyone else playing Alice

MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

The Autopsy of Jane Doe is one of the best horror films of 2016 that I've seen. Very spooky and clever, a one of a kind gem that I'm wishing will have a sequel! 8 out of 10
MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Watched Split yesterday and I really liked it! James McAvoy was brilliant and it kept me on the edge of my seat in anticipation of what was going to happen next. M. Night Shyamalan is officially back to form! I definitely recommend Split! 8 out of 10
cobb at 11:25 AM Jan 22

want to see

dsloy at 04:50 PM Jan 23

cant wait!

MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

The Invitation was a slow building, intensifying nightmare with a shocking climax, a film I will never want to watch again but certainly worth a recommendation. 7.5 out of 10
dsloy at 04:50 PM Jan 23

i loved it, easily in my top 10

timmyd at 07:24 PM Jan 23

great film.

MattSlash updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

The Bye Bye Man had an spooky concept and the atmosphere was suitable but it just was poorly done and the scares were nonexistent. If the film was handled by a more skillful director and writer it could have turned out terrifying. 5 out of 10, skip this one!
timmyd at 07:09 PM Jan 20

I didn't . unfortunately .

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