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#1 Romantic Comedy
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Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2 was a complete blast from start to finish! Just as fun as the original, the cast brought the charisma, charm and chemistry and definitely the laughs. It was also a little touching in some scenes and the action was colorful and fast paced, I didn't want it to end, bring on Volume 3 please! Another great soundtrack as well! 8 out of 10! The first film of the year that I would actually buy! So much fun!
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MattSlash updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

I'm off to see Jaws on the big screen for the first time and I can't wait!!!
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 2 years ago

Jurassic World



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Directed by: Colin Trevorrow
Written by: Rick Jaffa
Cast: Bryce Dallas Howard, Ty Simpkins, Vincent D'Onofrio, Omar Sy, B.D. Wong, Jake Johnson, Irrfan Khan, Chris Pratt, Idris Elba
Studio: Universal
Genre: Action, Adventure, Science-Fiction
Official Site:
Plot: Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond. After 10 years of operation and visitor rates declining, in order to fulfill a corporate mandate, a new attraction is created to re-spark visitor's interest, which backfires horribly.

Review:

Jurassic World is definitely the most polished of all of the Jurassic films and sported a fantastic finale, that pterodactyl attack was brutal! This is pure spectacle though nothing more or less, the ideas still seem to be there but the wonder, and the heart and suspense are missing here.

This film is overstuffed with characters with not enough back-story follow through, the cheesy and weak screenplay didn't help matters either. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are a welcoming onscreen presence and make a great team and have nice chemistry.

Director Colin Trevorrow who directed the extremely enjoyable Safety Not Guaranteed handled his first summer blockbuster like a pro as this film looked fantastic!

Overall Jurassic World is the grandest of all the Jurassic sequels and perhaps the most brutal and thrilling but once you've been wowed the first time with Jurassic Park it's hard to get that same feeling back knowing already what to expect from this world. This series is far from dead though because the pure excitement, adventure and escapism is still there and can't wait for the next trip to this world. Work on a better script though because this was pure cheese and not the good kind. 7 out of 10

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Other reviews of this film: KcMsterpce (6/10) , cerealkiller182 (6/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 2 years ago

Spy



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Directed by: Paul Feig
Written by: Paul Feig
Cast: Melissa McCarthy, Jason Statham, Rose Byrne, Zach Woods
Studio: Fox
Genre: Comedy
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Plot: A desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to go undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent diabolical global disaster.

Review:

Spy is Melissa McCarthy's best comedic performance since Bridesmaids! The film has a great supporting cast; entertaining action scenes and a witty script that lets Melissa McCarthy shine her brightest.

Director Paul Feig might have not delivered an as consistently funny comedy as Bridesmaids or even the underrated The Heat, but this is proof that Paul and Melissa are a match made in comedy heaven.

Overall, Spy might be a tad overlong with unnecessary chase scenes that dragged the film and is overrated, also not as funny as Paul's previous efforts, but Paul and Melissa are definitely the best comedic team working today! Can't wait for Paul's next effort, Ghostbusters! 7.5 Out of 10

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Other reviews of this film: AlmostFamous91 (8/10) , acerky (7/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 2 years ago

Insidious: Chapter 3



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Directed by: Leigh Whannell
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Cast: Dermot Mulroney
Studio: Focus Features
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Plot: A prequel set before the haunting of the Lambert family that reveals how gifted psychic Elise Rainier reluctantly agrees to use her ability to contact the dead in order to help a teenage girl who has been targeted by a dangerous supernatural entity.

Review:

Insidious: Chapter 3 was a surprisingly decent addition to the franchise, even though it didn't really expand upon the formula and stayed in a comfortable spot. But as a result the filmmakers played on the series original strengths and delivered the effective jolts we want and expect.

The performances were decent but not as solid as the original cast family but still very decent for a third outing. Actress Lin Shaye is the heart and soul of this film and delivers yet another solid performance as psychic Elise Rainier.

Overall Insidious: Chapter 3 will please fans of the series but won't win any new ones, because even though it's a prequel it still has the same vibe and scare tactics as the first two. No surprises here but still a very creepy and fun third outing. If they make a fourth one, which I hope they do, they need to throw something refreshing and even more terrifying into the mix to reignite the series instead of staying in a comfortable spot.

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MattSlash updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Insidious: Chapter 3 was a surprisingly decent addition to the franchise, even though it didn't really expand upon the formula and stayed in a comfortable spot. But as a result the filmmakers played on the series original strengths and delivered the effective jolts we want and expect. The performances were decent but not as solid as the original cast family but still very decent for a third outing. Actress Lin Shaye is the heart and soul of this film and delivers yet another solid performance as psychic Elise Rainier. Overall Insidious: Chapter 3 will please fans of the series but won't win any new ones, because even though it's a prequel it still has the same vibe and scare tactics as the first two. No surprises here but still a very creepy and fun third outing. If they make a fourth one, which I hope they do, they need to throw something refreshing and even more terrifying into the mix to reignite the series instead of staying in a comfortable spot. 7 out ...
MattSlash updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

I'm really happy to hear that the long awaited shark film Meg is moving forward at Warner Bros. I hope it's under good hands. Now if they could only get The Devil In The White City off the ground too, that has been in talks for years now!
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 2 years ago

San Andreas



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Directed by: Brad Peyton
Written by: Allan Loeb
Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario, Paul Giamatti, Ioan Gruffudd, Archie Panjabi, Kylie Minogue
Studio: New Line Cinema
Genre: Adventure
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Plot: In the aftermath of a massive earthquake in California, a rescue-chopper pilot makes a dangerous journey across the state in order to rescue his daughter.

Review:

San Andreas is one of the most intense disaster flicks I've seen in awhile and has fantastic special effects that make the IMAX 3D price worth it.

Sure the script isn't the best and doesn't add anything all that new that we haven't seen before but the cast was likable and did their best of what they had to work with, and were worth rooting for. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson carries the film well and this is his best starring role yet, the supporting actors were also decent including Paul Giamatti, Carla Gugino and Alexandra Daddario.

To me the action scenes were heart pounding and even more unsettling that it's not far from reality with the devastating earthquake in Nepal.

Overall San Andreas is a heart pounding disaster flick with better than average special effects that's pretty close up there with the classic disaster films of the past. The script isn't special and doesn't bring anything new to the genre which holds it back, but with The Rock coming to the rescue and the likable supporting cast makes this a summer popcorn movie worth seeing.

Another note is Sia's version of California Dreamin is brilliant and should do soundtracks for every film now, amazing vocal talent! 8.5 Out of 10

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Other reviews of this film: oscarxp25 (3/10) , razgriz21 (6/10) > Display all
MattSlash updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Mad Max: Fury Road is the best action film of the season and I don't think anything is going to top it this summer! A near modern classic and can't wait for more entries even though Mel Gibson is a better Mad Max than Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron basically stole the show in this one, she is such a sexy badass!!!!! I will buy this one!!! 8.5 out of 10!!!!!!
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 2 years ago

Poltergeist



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Directed by: Gil Kenan
Written by: David Lindsay-Abaire
Cast: Sam Rockwell, Jared Harris, Rosemarie DeWitt, Jane Adams, Nicholas Braun
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Horror
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Plot: A family whose suburban home is haunted by evil forces must come together to rescue their youngest daughter after the apparitions take her captive.

Review:

The new Poltergeist started off fine and a little promising with a just as likable new family. The director and crew however seem to have given up midway through the film and delivered horrible CGI and a rushed and lame finale that made me roll my eyes.

This unfortunately ended up being a very lazy and uninspired remake that was far less frightening and iconic as the original which was PG by the way!!!! For a horror movie that was released back in 1982 to have superior and more effective special effects compared to a 2015 version is pretty damn pathetic!

I wouldn't say it's the worst horror remake I've seen but I could tell they didn't even try with all their might to make it effective either and that is just lazy.

Poltergeist 2015 is a scare free, misfire and an embarrassing sloth of an effort. Avoid and just watch the original classic which they should of just re-released in 3D than release this safe attempt. 5.9 out of 10

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MattSlash updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

The new Poltergeist started off fine and a little promising with a just as likable new family. The director and crew however seem to have given up midway through the film and delivered horrible CGI and a rushed and lame finale that made me roll my eyes. This unfortunately ended up being a very lazy and uninspired remake that was far less frightening and iconic as the original which was PG by the way!!!! For a horror movie that was released back in 1982 to have superior and more effective special effects compared to a 2015 version is pretty damn pathetic! I wouldn't say it's the worst horror remake I've seen but I could tell they didn't even try with all their might to make it effective either and that is just lazy. Poltergeist 2015 is a scare free, misfire and an embarrassing sloth of an effort. Avoid and just watch the original classic which they should of just re-released in 3D than release this safe attempt. 5.9 out of 10
MattSlash updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

I'm going to watch the remake of my all time favorite horror movie Poltergeist tomorrow! I know for sure it isn't going to top the original in any way, but I have faith in the director and cast that the film will at least be decent. My fingers are crossed!
MattSlash updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

The Avengers: Age Of Ultron was entertaining when it came to its characters interaction with each other, but I was somewhat let down by the film. It's definitely a step down from the insanely enjoyable predecessor, this one just wasn't that thrilling in comparison and had no real moments of surprise or wow factor to it. 6.9 out of 10
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 2 years ago

Ex Machina



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Directed by: Alex Garland
Written by: Alex Garland
Cast: Domhnall Gleeson, Oscar Isaac, Alicia Vikander, Corey Johnson
Studio: DNA Films
Genre: Drama, Science-Fiction, Thriller
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Plot: A young programmer is selected to participate in a breakthrough experiment in artificial intelligence by evaluating the human qualities of a breathtaking female A.I.

Review:

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Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (9/10) , oscarxp25 (7/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 2 years ago

A Most Violent Year



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Directed by: J.C. Chandor
Written by: J.C. Chandor
Cast: Jessica Chastain, Oscar Isaac, Albert Brooks
Studio: A24
Genre: Drama, Independent
Official Site: www.newyorkcity1981.com
Plot: In New York City 1981, an ambitious immigrant fights to protect his business and family during the most dangerous year in the city's history.

Review:

A Most Violent Year was sort of a let down. The performances from Jessica Chastain and Oscar Isaac were great but I had a hard time getting into the movie until halfway through when things started to pick up. The film didn't grab me emotionally and to me it's kind of like American Hustle without the personality, and that song they play at the end credits was bloody awful. I really thought I was going to love this film but the end results was just decent, nothing more or less. Wait for Redbox. 6.9 out of 10

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Other reviews of this film: oscarxp25 (10/10) , AlmostFamous91 (9/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 2 years ago

Kingsman: The Secret Service



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Directed by: Matthew Vaughn
Written by: Matthew Vaughn
Cast: Colin Firth, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Caine, Sofia Boutella, Corey Johnson, Taron Egerton
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comic Book
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Plot: A spy organization recruits an unrefined, but promising street kid into the agency's ultra-competitive training program, just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.

Review:

Kingsman: The Secret Service was a bloody good time at the movies! Not as solid as Matthew Vaughn's previous film but just as funny, clever and entertaining as Kick-Ass. 7 out of 10

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Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (7/10) , oscarxp25 (9/10) > Display all
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