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The Sapphires



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Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Biography, Comedy, Drama, Musical
Official Site: www.thesapphires-movie.com
Plot: It's 1968, and four young, talented Australian Aboriginal girls learn about love, friendship and war when their all girl group The Sapphires entertain the US troops in Vietnam.

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MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Evil Dead



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Studio: TriStar Pictures
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.facebook.com/pages/Evil-Dead-Remake-2013/
Plot: Five friends head to a remote cabin, where the discovery of a Book of the Dead leads them to unwittingly summon up demons living in the nearby woods. The evil presence possesses them until only one is left to fight for survival.

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Other reviews of this film: EVILDEADKING (7/10) , Derek237 (5/10) > Display all
Derek237
Derek237 at 12:53 AM Apr 09

Yeah it's true, it didn't have the same effect as the trailer did... I thought in the back of my head that it would win me over, but it didn't, at least not quite, I had issues with it too. But I await an unrated cut with much anticipation tbh. Great review, man.

MattSlash
MattSlash at 02:19 AM Apr 09

Thanks

MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Argo



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Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Drama, Thriller
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Plot: A dramatization of the 1980 joint CIA-Canadian secret operation to extract six fugitive American diplomatic personnel out of revolutionary Iran.

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Other reviews of this film: draven_ftw (10/10) , Derek237 (10/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Dark Skies



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Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Thriller
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Plot: As the Barret family's peaceful suburban life is rocked by an escalating series of disturbing events, they come to learn that a terrifying and deadly force is after them.

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Other reviews of this film: Pat Hatfreet (7/10) , DropDeadFred (6/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Shelter



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Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Horror, Mystery, Thriller
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Plot: A female forensic psychiatrist discovers that all of one of her patient's multiple personalities are murder victims. She will have to find out what's happening before her time is finished.

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Other reviews of this film: WP-DFA (4/10) , Cochise (4/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Warm Bodies



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Studio: Summit Entertainment
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.warmbodiesmovie.com
Plot: After R (a highly unusual zombie) saves Julie from an attack, the two form a relationship that sets in motion a sequence of events that might transform the entire lifeless world.

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Other reviews of this film: Weapon X (6/10) , darqjade (7/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Celeste and Jesse Forever



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Genre: Comedy, Romance
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Plot: A divorcing couple tries to maintain their friendship while they both pursue other people.

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Other reviews of this film: jcov54 (8/10) , Suit (4/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Flight



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Studio: Paramount
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.paramount.com/flight
Plot: An airline pilot saves a flight from crashing, but an investigation into the malfunctions reveals something troubling.

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Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (7/10) , cerealkiller182 (7/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Seven Psychopaths



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Studio: CBS Films
Genre: Comedy, Crime
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Plot: A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu.

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Other reviews of this film: Servo (10/10) , Derek237 (8/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia



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Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Horror
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Plot: A young family moves into an historic home in Georgia, only to learn they are not the house's only inhabitants. Soon they find themselves in the presence of a secret rising from underground and threatening to bring down anyone in its path.

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MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

The ABC's of Death



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Studio: Magnet Releasing
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.facebook.com/theabcsofdeath
Plot: A 26-chapter anthology that showcases death in all its vicious wonder and brutal beauty.

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Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (5/10) , tbondrage99 (6/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Citadel



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Studio: Cinedigm Entertainment Group
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Official Site: www.citadelmovie.com
Plot: An agoraphobic father teams up with a renegade priest to save his daughter from the clutches of a gang of twisted feral children who committed an act of violence against his family years earlier.

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Other reviews of this film: kydistortion35 (8/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Battle Royale



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Studio: Anchor Bay Films
Genre: Action, Foreign Film, Thriller
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Plot: In the future, the Japanese government captures a class of ninth-grade students and forces them to kill each other under the revolutionary "Battle Royale" act.

Review:

A controversial but brilliant action/thriller that keeps you on the edge of your seat. I thought some parts were a bit strange but overall a very entertaining ride.

This film beats the hell out of The Hunger Games; it took more risks and is cleverer and powerfully insane! See which friends will last till the end. A MUST SEE! Recommended!

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Other reviews of this film: Terror Australis (8/10) , tbondrage99 (8/10) > Display all
Derek237
Derek237 at 05:26 AM Jan 24

you're goddamn right

MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra



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Directed by: Stephen Sommers
Written by: Stuart Beattie, Skip Woods
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Marlon Wayans, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Studio: Paramount
Genre: Action
Official Site: www.gijoemovie.com/
Plot: An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer.

Review:

This was a pure fun popcorn flick with some amazing action scenes but that suffered from a weak script and lackluster acting especially from Channing Tatum. I thought that it had some intriguing back story to some of the characters and two strong female leads that definitely stood out more than the guys when it came to performances. This was fast paced from the start and it just put a smile on my face and brought the inner child out of me but it was also very animated and silly in a lot of ways.

This is definitely not the best action/adventure of the summer but it's way more entertaining than the recent X-Men Origins: Wolverine but it's also somewhat of a let down because it shows all of the best parts in the previews, so it left you wanting more.

Overall this was a pretty decent start to a potential franchise that might be a whole lot of fun, just leave your brain at the door, sit down and enjoy the ride for what it is. Check it out! More of a 2.5 out of 5 stars than a 3 star rating.

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Other reviews of this film: KcMsterpce (2/10) , psykowrks (3/10) > Display all
MattSlash
MattSlash at 04:11 AM Jan 24

Yeah she was

Cochise
Cochise at 04:20 AM Jan 24

agreed, I think this gets too much hate. A decent and fun cheesy fun flick.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:36 AM Jan 24

One of the worst movies I have seen. Period.

Every time Marlon Wayans opened his mouth I felt like my brain was dying and Channing Tatum is not cut out for the action hero stuff.

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MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

The Invention of Lying



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Directed by: Ricky Gervais, Matthew Robinson
Written by: Ricky Gervais, Matthew Robinson
Cast: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Louis CK, Jonah Hill, Tina Fey, Rob Lowe, Martin Starr, Christopher Guest, Jason Bateman, Jeffrey Tambor
Studio: Warner Bros.
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: the-invention-of-lying.warnerbros.com
Plot: A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a writer seizes the opportunity for personal gain.

Review:

I thought this had a pretty hilarious first half and the idea and premise is pretty brilliant but it got to the point that it played it pretty safe and it got too cute and sweet that it loses its potential of being one side splitting comedy/fantasy.

I thought everyone in it were pretty charming and reminded me of the movie Pleasantville but most of the funny lines went to Jennifer Garner and the rest didn't go with their full potential of being very funny because of the tame script especially Ricky Gervais and that really disappointed me big time! I just didn't buy into it and if they are going to do a comedy like this they should of had it more off the wall and unpredictable than playing it safe and being cute because what's the point. I do give it one thing and it's that it makes you feel good and fuzzy inside and have a smile on your face because of its overall charm but that was just not enough for me, it was a disappointment.

Overall it was more of a light weight comedy than what I was expecting and was not as good and funny as Ricky Gervais other comedy Ghost Town but if you like movies like What Women Want, Pleasantville, Idiocracy ect, you might want to check it out. Rental! More of a 2.5 out of 5 stars.

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Other reviews of this film: akabrocklanders (6/10) , filmguy450 (9/10) > Display all
Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 10:12 AM Jan 24

I liked the concept of this movie, and the first half, then went out of control and I couldn't care less. It has an amazing cast, and the performances are good.

MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Get Him to the Greek



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Directed by: Nicholas Stoller
Written by: Nicholas Stoller
Cast: Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Sean Combs, Rose Byrne, Elisabeth Moss
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: www.gethimtothegreek.com
Plot: A record company intern is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow to a concert at L.A.'s Greek Theater.

Review:

I thought it was very funny, smart, raunchy, light hearted and full of life. The cast was great especially Jonah Hill who I didn’t before but now I think is one of the funniest guys in Hollywood right now. I personally liked Forgetting Sarah Marshall more but this was still a solid spin-off and compared to most comedies released this summer this one stands out.

Overall if you want a great laugh at the movies get in line and see this now, you wont regret it. Highly recommended.

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Other reviews of this film: JoBlo (7/10) , Derek237 (8/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Night of the Demons



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Directed by: Adam Gierasch
Written by: Jace Anderson, Adam Gierasch
Cast: Edward Furlong, Shannon Elizabeth, Monica Keena, Bobbi Sue Luther, Tiffany Shepis
Studio: Entertainment One
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: A group of kids go to a Halloween party, only to have to face down a group of demons.

Review:

This is one of the worst remakes I've seen lately that is as cheap and half-assed as its cover art. The acting was horrible especially from Monica Keena which I should call miss giggles a lot, man was she laughably bad. There was no scares except for the mirror part and the demon effect were lame and even the original that was made in the 1980's had creepier effects than this and is pretty sad that even their acting was more believable.

The soundtrack was out of place and was annoying and the house though oozes atmosphere was too obvious and not as spooky as in the original and they could of picked a creepier Angela which was played by the hotter than hell Shannon Elizabeth.

The other thing that bothered me about this flick is that it rushed too quickly into things that it left no room for suspense and terror and overdid things, like do we really need to watch a demon orgy, it just became a big mess, insults our intelligence and it was a joke. The thing that kept me from giving it a one star rating is that I like how they kind of showed the house's history and how demons got there and the whole underground tunnel part was entertaining but that's about it.

Overall it could have been a crazy, creepy, entertaining thrill ride that could have surpassed the original but fell flat at everything. AVOID!!

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Other reviews of this film: Rebellion_Reborn (8/10) , Sylar Victim #420 (3/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Altitude



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Directed by: Kaare Andrews
Written by: Paul A. Birkett
Cast: Jessica Lowndes, Julianna Guill, Ryan Donowho, Landon Liboiron, Jake Weary
Studio: Anchor Bay Entertainment
Genre: Horror, Mystery, Science-Fiction, Thriller
Official Site: www.altitudemovie.com
Plot: After a mysterious malfunction sends their small plane climbing out of control, a rookie pilot and her four teenage friends find themselves trapped in a deadly showdown with a supernatural force.

Review:

This was quite the ambitious little thriller and quite an impressive first feature from director Kaare Andrews; I'll give kudos for that! The characters were surprisingly layered and had substance and weren't that annoying as I thought they would be because you care about what happens to them, the acting was also surprisingly decent.

The special effects though sometimes not that great were also pretty impressive for a first feature film, the story's twists is the one thing that got me the most and made the film rise above most sci-fi thrillers that are direct to DVD.

Overall if you like movies like Frequency and The Mist you should be able to find something to enjoy about Altitude. Recommended.

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Other reviews of this film: WalkAway (7/10) , timmyd (4/10) > Display all
MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Kidnapped



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Studio: IFC Films
Genre: Horror, Thriller
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Plot: Three hooded Eastern-European criminals burst into a home in a Madrid gated community, holding the family hostage in its own home, and forcing the father to empty his credit cards.

Review:

As a horror fan I wasn't impressed with this at all! It was brutal but not memorable, it was tense but senseless and predictable, it's not a game changer and in the end it was a pointless violent movie like the Funny Games remake that wasted good performances...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (7/10) , PulpFictionFan1 (8/10) > Display all
MonsterZeroNJ
MonsterZeroNJ at 09:42 PM Jan 23

Wasn't impressed with this flick either. Nice review.

MattSlash
MattSlash at 05:29 AM Jan 24

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MattSlash posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago

Excision



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Genre: Horror, Independent, Thriller
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Plot: A disturbed and delusional high school student with aspirations of a career in medicine goes to extremes to earn the approval of her controlling mother.

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