Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago


I'm 30 years old and still get self conscious when I do stuff and find out I'm not supposed to afterward. No offense meant, I swear. Hopefully I don't get banned.


FNDanny
FNDanny at 01:13 AM Mar 15

On here? Hell no bro! We got your back!

Skullbone
Skullbone at 01:19 AM Mar 15

I don't think you need to worry about that.

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 06:28 AM Mar 15

I'm sure it's all good, my good man.

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 06:44 AM Mar 15

The first minutes after the status updates started showing up on the main page ticker I made some bonehead joke out of curiosity to see if everything got through. Turns out it did, and I felt like a d-bag, and JoBlo called me on it and I apologized.

What I am getting at is if I can make a joke about masturbating cows and not get banned you won't get banned for one self promotion. Put your mind at ease.

By the way in case you were interested here is the joke, I heard it from one of my most straight-laced cousins which made it extra humorous for me:

What do you call a field full of masturbating cows?

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BEEF STROGANOV! Ba-zing!

grelber37
grelber37 at 07:13 AM Mar 15

Jake, that joke's furry-funny. I live in the Dairy State. Your wit will entertain farmer friends. Of course, milk production occurs everywhere on the globe. Hopefully, just not as you describe it.
BTW, I have good one read recently on-line. You can get it via private message. And, of course, warning, the joke is hilarious but (potentially) offensive.

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 08:39 AM Mar 15

I love you guys. That joke had me fucking rolling. It doesn't help that I'm a little hungover and lacking on sleep. What a good way to start a Monday morning. Thanks to all of you.

APzombie
APzombie at 02:47 PM Mar 15

yeah man don't sweat it. a lot worse could happen. i joined the forums 9 years ago when i was 13 and around that time all of a sudden there were advertisements all over the site. i was kind of stupid and didn't know a damn thing about the money it took to keep a site like joblo up, so in the site suggestion forum i was all like "man joblo is totally selling out!"

i got schooled by everyone, haha. what the hell did i know?

anywho, i'm going to get my stroganov on.

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 03:55 PM Mar 15

I've been telling that stroganov joke all day.

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 04:35 PM Mar 15

Haha, the joke is so cheese you can't help but laugh. keep it real everybody!