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Here's my opinion on the films from last night: It Might Get Loud was awesome.I respect Jack White so much more and Edge is nothing more than I thought I didn't belong there with the other two. Bitch Slap was a fun ride but a half hour too long and really just a two hour beer commercial. That fight was awesome though. Brothers Bloom I really enjoyed. I can't help it, I'm a sucker for quirky dialogue and I really loved the cast.

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: about 22 hours ago

Here's my opinion on the films from last night: It Might Get Loud was awesome.I respect Jack White so much more and Edge is nothing more than I thought I didn't belong there with the other two. Bitch Slap was a fun ride but a half hour too long and really just a two hour beer commercial. That fight was awesome though. Brothers Bloom I really enjoyed. I can't help it, I'm a sucker for quirky dialogue and I really loved the cast.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 12:34 PM Mar 19

I loved Brothers Bloom, too. Isn't Rachel Weisz just terrific?

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 01:57 PM Mar 19

I'm glad someone else dug it too. She was awesome.

beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo at 05:57 PM Mar 19

I saw IT MIGHT GET LOUD in the theaters. I loved Jack White before, but that really sealed it for me. I'm a huge U2 fan and respect the Edge, I just wish they would have chosen someone else.

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I can't believe this, they list smoking in MPAA ratings now. I don't smoke but still...what the fuck?

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 05:54 PM Mar 18

@optimusprime24 we live in a world where everyone doesn't want to offend anyone, we're all pussies now. I agree it's all so idiotic, and this new generation of soft shelled individuals are doomed.

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 08:03 PM Mar 18

What I don't get is there are so many of us that aren't retarded, so why do we lose out? It's just ridiculous that the minority get to dictate how and what we experience. PC is fucking bullshit and all this does is make us all soft.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:04 PM Mar 18

The first time I saw that rating reason was on "The Water Horse" and I thought it was just because it was a sort of british kid or something. But then it kept showing up. Doesn't make sense.

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Ok, tonight is going to be a triple feature. I'm starting with "It Might Get Loud," then "Bitch Slap," and then "The Brothers Bloom." There isn't an apparent theme yet, but I'm hoping that after I watch them all, I can say the theme was "awesome."

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 10:04 PM Mar 18

Rachel Wiesz is FANTASTIC in Bros. Bloom. I wasn't a fan of Bitch Slap.

sbunn10
sbunn10 at 06:35 AM Mar 19

I didn't care for Bloom. It thinks itself much more clever than it actually is...
I did enjoy the cast though. I've been thinking of watching It Might Get Loud, but haven't gotten around to it. You'll have to let us know how it is.

girlcreeture
girlcreeture at 11:04 AM Mar 19

I concur VM8, Rachel Weisz is beyond adorable in Bros. Bloom. It's a very cute, whimsical kind of movie (the prod. design/art direction is awesome) and the cast is great, definitely worth watching.

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

My head is still a little soft from the Guinness and Murphy's attack last night.

Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Can't wait to see The Tossers tonight. Nothing like a little south side Chicago Irish punk to complete Patty's day.

Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

I'm driving a rental car with the key-less entry and start. It kinda creeps me out.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:45 PM Mar 17

I drove one of those before. Pretty neat I thought!

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 08:51 AM Mar 18

Neat, but a little frightening. Just one more thing to break.

Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Starting tonight I am dedicating the next 6-12 months on living in the world of the Dark Tower series. I thought it might be interesting to live in one world for an extended period of time. Wish me luck.

girlcreeture
girlcreeture at 08:08 AM Mar 17

Nobody popped like the Dark Tower fans when King FINALLY started writing these again. Can you imagine finishing The Wastelands when it came out and then the waiting and waiting and waiting...

IT WAS BRUTAL!

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 08:18 AM Mar 17

So far no one has told me I'm wasting my time either. completely stoked about this.

Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 09:44 AM Mar 17

The Dark Tower is the finest piece of fiction I've ever experienced. That includes any movies, other books, TV shows. It is simply incredible.

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Rip Torn is batshit crazy and it is pure entertainment.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AzmhorISf4

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 06:24 PM Mar 16

I seriously can't believe how crazy that dude is.

JoBlo
JoBlo at 08:42 PM Mar 16

LSD does crazy things to people. Why does the camera-person keep rolling?

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 10:07 PM Mar 16

Not only did they keep rolling, it's in the final movie.

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

The longer this casting goes for Captain America the more and more nervous I get. I'm really worried this is going to become hot garbage.

RustyRazor
RustyRazor at 07:43 AM Mar 16

Hugo Weaving as the Red Skull?

Curtain UP!
That guy is like PERFECT casting in that role.

Channing Tatum as Cap.

Okay, well....it's kinda....you see, the thing is....

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 08:02 AM Mar 16

No shit. That Hugo Weaving announcement had me thinking they were on the right page again, then Channing Tatum get mentioned and it all comes crashing down. I heard another rumor being floated that they were talking to Ryan Phillippe. Not sure how I feel about that, but still better than John or Channing.

grelber37
grelber37 at 08:07 AM Mar 16

The director Johnston stated that he is not a fan of comic book movies. Some statement like that. I have been nervous ever since. But, the Cap news has been mixed. Weaving and the Invaders? Good news. No Betty Ross or Bernie Rosenthal? Bubblegummers for Cap? Bad news. We shall see what we shall see.

Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

I'm 30 years old and still get self conscious when I do stuff and find out I'm not supposed to afterward. No offense meant, I swear. Hopefully I don't get banned.

APzombie
APzombie at 12:47 PM Mar 15

yeah man don't sweat it. a lot worse could happen. i joined the forums 9 years ago when i was 13 and around that time all of a sudden there were advertisements all over the site. i was kind of stupid and didn't know a damn thing about the money it took to keep a site like joblo up, so in the site suggestion forum i was all like "man joblo is totally selling out!"

i got schooled by everyone, haha. what the hell did i know?

anywho, i'm going to get my stroganov on.

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 01:55 PM Mar 15

I've been telling that stroganov joke all day.

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 02:35 PM Mar 15

Haha, the joke is so cheese you can't help but laugh. keep it real everybody!

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

We just finished our Mustaches and Midgets podcast. Download now your weekly auditory lap dance as we make your eyes weep, your hearts melt and your pants wet. Reels, Racks, Records and Rants is downloadable through iTunes and forrpodcast.podbean.com.

JoBlo
JoBlo at 09:51 PM Mar 14

Just a head's up. We no longer allow members to "promote" their own websites via our status updates. The best thing to do is to include your podcast site as a LINK under INFO, and peeps can check it out from there, but we want to prevent our status updates from being used as a promotional device, etc... Thanks for understanding.

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 10:17 PM Mar 14

No problem man. The only reason we were doing it is cause you guys inspired us. We actually promote you pretty heavy throughout seeing both jekupka and I have been pretty avid readers since 2000 (wow that's a fucking decade). We weren't doing it to detract from your site but really trying to drive more people here. We've hung out with some of the staff and our big fans. It was in no means a purely self promotional venture to take part in MFC. We just figured it was a way to talk to like minded people about the things all of us love. We aren't making money off of our cast, just having fun. In fact, we've met some amazing people through this site that we are planning on showcasing through our podcast. I completely understand, but I also just want you to understand where we are coming from. We are a part of this site as movie fans and movie lovers. There is no way we can express all or our feelings towards the things we see through status updates, blogs or movie reviews alone, so we chose to podcast. Your site and your shows inspired us, and through other outlets we choose to tell others how much your site means to us. If we talk about news articles, they are usually from your site, and we reference you and your cohorts non stop. We love this web site. If anything, the whole podcast is a love letter to what this site stands for. We will no longer post about the cast here for I truly understand how out of control it can get if everyone posts everything they do here because it can lead to spamming. But for those of us who treasure this site, it is kind of a shame. Why have a social networking site where you can't network? I love the shit you do and the material you put out. I will respect your decision and will refrain from doing it.

Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

Predators looks like the shit. Can't wait.

Skullbone
Skullbone at 09:45 AM Mar 13

I concur!

Bigmofojay
Bigmofojay at 11:38 AM Mar 13

Hell yeah. I wasn't too fond of it when I heard Adrien Brody was playing the lead. But again, another situation where you gotta wait to see some footage before judging it. Looks really good.

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 12:02 PM Mar 13

I agree

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Kal El
Kal El at 12:17 PM Mar 12

Once again, I feel the need to drop one of my favorite Deadpool quotes, "Wait, I'm Canadian? I don't remember that being in my origin issue."

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 12:30 PM Mar 12

Ok, Deadpool in Alpha Flight would kick all sorts of ass. Someone needs to make that happen.

red rabbit
red rabbit at 03:18 PM Mar 15

Deadpool is a pimp!

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