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I realize I don't really come on MFC anymore, but jekupka's Reels, Racks Records and Rants. That's some shit. That seriously hurts people.
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Super Schmoe
Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

I realize I don't really come on MFC anymore, but jekupka's Reels, Racks Records and Rants. That's some shit. That seriously hurts people.
Matches_Malone at 04:50 AM Feb 18

I'm just giving shit. Wait, did that bastard nominate us himself? Awe man, and I felt all flattered. But yeah, the show would suck without me.

jekupka at 05:05 AM Feb 18

Wait, what happened?

randychico at 09:57 AM Feb 18

You leave because of the drama then return with some.. tsk tsk mr Malone.. tsk tsk I say!

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: over 6 years ago

Law's opinion on GL was solid, but his comments on the helicopter scene are way off. If you know anything about the comic and the way Hal works, that was a complete nod to the start of the character and the way he works. Hal has always had the cheesy constructs. They giant boxing gloves, the giant chairs and giant toys. This was dead on to the character.
elmariachi01 at 06:30 PM Jun 22

Also it might have been some sort of homage to the helicopter scene in the original superman.

Matches_Malone at 06:36 PM Jun 22

Weapon X: That says it all.

Mariachi: Good call. I hadn't thought of that.

laynereeves at 08:38 PM Jun 22

The scene made sense to me. The inspiration for the construct came from his nephew's toy earlier, plus he is still a rookie amongst the GLs. His imagination and understanding of construct creation grows over time and continued use.

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Matches_Malone created a LIST: over 6 years ago

Ten Comic Films that I like Green Lantern better than...

1. Batman
2. Daredevil
3. Hulk
4. Punisher
5. Superman Returns
6. Elektra
7. Spider-Man 3
8. Ghost Rider
9. Fantastic Four
10. Wolverine

Based on a list by brianandmichelle

Matches_Malone at 11:47 PM Jun 20

Completely agree. The Hot Wheels track alone is reason enough to see it again.

elmariachi01 at 01:39 AM Jun 21

Wait... You like GL better than these or these better than GL?

Matches_Malone at 04:36 PM Jun 21

I like Green Lantern better than all those films.

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Matches_Malone posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 6 years ago

Green Lantern


Directed by: Martin Campbell
Written by: Greg Berlanti, Michael Goldenberg, Michael Green, Marc Guggenheim
Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Action, Comic Book, Science-Fiction
Official Site:
Plot: A test pilot is granted a mystical green ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers, as well as membership into an intergalactic squadron tasked with keeping peace within the universe. (IMDB)


I've tried to remain spoiler free, but remember, this is a review so I am discussing the movie...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Rawzombie (8/10) , Kawano53 (2/10) > Display all
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 09:59 PM Jun 20

The Nolan Batman movies are like James Bond adventures instead of superhero movies, which is what I think sets those movies apart from the rest of the genre.

Matches_Malone at 10:13 PM Jun 20

I still find it funny that the easiest character in all of the Marvel Universe can't get a decent movie. Seriously, how difficult is it to make a Punisher flick?

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 10:20 PM Jun 20

Agreed, he's just an action hero for fucks sake. Its not like he shoots lightning bolts out of his asshole or anything. I did like the Thomas Jane movie for what it was, and I enjoy WAR ZONE as a throwback flick to some of the bargin bin cheesy action movies of the 80's, but they don't really work as good character adaptations though.

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: over 6 years ago

I'm sick of all the hate. This isn't geared towards the haters of GL, but movie haters in general. Maybe I'm just not nerdy enough for this community, but fuck, you bastards get angry. Smoke some pot or drink some beer but calm down and fucking enjoy yourself. Even the worst movies I've seen have never gotten me worked up as much as some people seem over three-fourths of the movies they see. I just don't get this anymore. What's the point in watching movies if that's the case?
Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 11:45 PM Jun 20

Heh heh

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 11:49 PM Jun 20


Terror Australis
Terror Australis at 06:40 AM Jun 21

I agree with you as well, Matches. Especially when it comes to one schmoe in particular. Who shall remain nameless.

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Matches_Malone posted a VIDEO item: over 6 years ago

It's about time someone raps about the FUPA.


Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: over 6 years ago

Green Lantern was decent. Ryan Reynolds was miscast, but I can't blame him for it. Also the only real poor CG work was on his suit, which is a shame cause that's the main thing. Overall the movie was better than I thought it would be, but I wasn't expecting much. I'd give it a 6/10 overall. Jimmy O gave it the best review so far. It's going to get hate, but it's not as bad as people are saying.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 06:29 PM Jun 17

I just want a decent Green Lantern adaptation, so chances are I'm not gonna like it, and all the campiness is just a slap in the face like the Schumacher Batman films were. I don't think Green Lantern needs a Dark Knight level treatment, but take the source seriously and play it strait instead of just trying to imitate IRON MAN's tone. If they wanted a lighter more campy movie then they should of went with The Flash instead.

elmariachi01 at 06:36 PM Jun 17

Agreed Nite Owl. I don't think they understood how to make this movie work. I remember reading about how Campbell attached himself to this flick because he just wanted to do something different. That's good and all for him trying to branch out but i don't think there was anyone really spearheading this film making sure that it turned into a great flick instead of a pale imitation of another super hero film.

Matches_Malone at 08:26 PM Jun 17

It's far better than a Schumacher Batman. That was all schlock. This doesn't come near that level of goofiness.

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: over 6 years ago

If you're in a bad mood, Dexter doesn't really help. Just makes you want to hurt things.
tbondrage99 at 11:40 PM Jun 16

Good to know.

darknite125 at 03:53 AM Jun 17

Preaching to the choir

Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: over 6 years ago

Based on the movies that have dominated the box office this summer Fast Five, Pirates and Hangover 2 (only the first of which had decent reviews while the others were universally panned), I'm thinking Green Lantern still might have a chance of dominating. It appears movie goers don't like quality movies and instead choose to turn brains off. Ideas?
TeamZissou at 05:08 AM Jun 16

Super 8 = BESTSAUCE of 2011

Matches_Malone at 05:26 AM Jun 16

I actually feel that X-Men First Class was the best and technically that was a sequel to a franchise that was well received by critics yet it did poorly. Sure the last two installments weren't great by any means, but neither were the last two of Pirates. Just more food for thought.

TeamZissou at 05:31 AM Jun 16

Word Matches, I absolutely loved First Class, thought it was phenomenal and I will see it a second time and buy it on blu-ray. It's only a close second to Super 8 on my personal fav list of summer '11.

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Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: over 6 years ago

For comic book fans, check out the book Morning Glories. Best new project I've read and the first trade is only 10 bucks. Plus, I guarantee this will be made into a movie or TV project soon enough.
hellocookie at 05:41 PM Jun 15

It really is fantastic! The artist, Joe Eisma is a really cool dude and I love his work with the series!!

Matches_Malone at 05:54 PM Jun 15

That's awesome to hear. I always like it when the creator is not an ass.

elmariachi01 at 06:13 PM Jun 15

Nick Spencer is a up and coming talent. He's all over the place.

Matches_Malone posted an IMAGE item: over 6 years ago
I love the Chinese

Matches_Malone at 05:01 PM Jun 15

Here's the news story about the guy who created this.

YoshioKun13 at 05:28 PM Jun 15

Matches_Malone updated his STATUS: over 6 years ago

Anyone seen Green Lantern Emerald Knights yet? Is it good?
tbondrage99 at 01:43 AM Jun 12

I saw it the other day. Pretty good.

Matches_Malone at 02:00 AM Jun 12

I'm debating running out and buying it. Hmmm.

writer19 at 02:03 AM Jun 12

some of the segments were great others were lame

Matches_Malone created a LIST: over 6 years ago

If I Was a Filmmaker......

1. Go to genre: Horror Comedy
2. Actor I'd Most Want to Work With: Ben Foster
3. Actress I'd Most Want to Work With: Scarlett Johansen
4. Actor I Would Help Make a Comeback: Kurt Russell
5. Good Guy I'd Hire to Play a Bad Guy: Matt Damon
6. Bad Guy I'd Hire to Play a Good Guy: Christoph Waltz
7. Book to film: Gil's All Fright Diner by A. Lee Martinez
8. Graphic Novel to Film: Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis
9. Superhero to Film: Deadpool
10. TV to Film: Carnivale
11. Historical Subject: The first monkey in space.
12. Biopic Subject: Teddy Roosevelt
13. Animated: Time Bandits (Cartoon midgets, what's not to love?)
14. Documentary Subject: Gibsonton, Florida (Sideshow wintering community)
15. Rockumentary Subject: Iggy Pop
16. Remake: Constantine
17. Franchise I'd Like to Join for an Installment: Evil Dead

Based on a list by cerealkiller182

FNDanny at 09:11 PM Jun 08

HOLY SHIT! TIME BANDITS! VERY NICE! You really have a thing with midgets this week sir.

Matches_Malone at 09:27 PM Jun 08

It's pretty much an everyday thing.

horrorfan23 at 11:05 PM Jun 08

Ben Foster would be a great actor to work with.

Matches_Malone posted an IMAGE item: over 6 years ago
When life gives you nubs, get an awesome tattoo.

YoshioKun13 at 09:29 PM Jun 08

That is both simultaneously awesome, and..........disturbing, at the same time.

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 09:52 PM Jun 08

That Jimmy Durante remark is one for the ages.

Matches_Malone at 09:58 PM Jun 08

Why thank you sir. I'm glad someone appreciated it.

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Matches_Malone posted an IMAGE item: over 6 years ago
I will beak you!

tbondrage99 at 12:30 AM Jun 08


jekupka at 01:22 AM Jun 08

What the fuck were you talking about at work today??

grelber37 at 01:29 AM Jun 08

Two characters from Johnny Mneumonic mated.

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