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Remember how I said I only want to watch exactly one trailer for movies I know I want to watch as I don't want to see even more of the movie I plan on watching? Well damnit I was forced to see a new trailer of Superman when I saw Star Trek last night! My eyes would not look away either. CURSE YOU MOVIE TRAILER GODS!!!! The trailer included that epic song from the score. It was awesome. Now if only I could un-see this trailer.
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The Internship

reviewed on May 22nd, 2013 09:37PM

I watched the internship last night at an advanced screening and I can happily say this movie will make many of you laugh... a lot. I have to say, for me personally I felt a "Old School" vibe in this movie and it really worked well! There was a su...

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The Place Beyond the Pines

reviewed on May 16th, 2013 01:20AM

A movie I was very much looking forward to from the cast alone, but ultimately fell short in my opinion. I never really could connect with ANY of the characters as they were all pretty much bad or annoying in every way. At the conclusion of the fi...

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The Dark Knight Returns

reviewed on October 23rd, 2012 03:09PM

My first animated Batman movie I saw was also the most recent one, "Under the Red Hood". I really enjoyed that one and I found this one to be equally as good. As noted in the aforementioned plot, the story takes place 10 years after Bruce Wayne re...

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Seven Psychopaths

reviewed on October 4th, 2012 01:38AM

WOW! Is it possible to top the HILARIOUS "In Bruges" by director Martin McDonagh? That answer? Hell yeah! I, along with what was seemingly the majority of the early screening folks thoroughly enjoyed the movie, which was evident with the constant ...

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Prometheus

reviewed on June 8th, 2012 02:59AM

*No spoilers ahead* I can't think of a more anticipated movie than this one was for me. As a huge fan of the first two films, my anticipation was off the charts after seeing the teaser, the trailer, international trailer and viral videos. I sco...

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The Raid: Redemption

reviewed on May 30th, 2012 09:59AM

One hell of a movie! Fight choreography in this film was ridiculous. Polar opposite of the Bourne films as you get some masterful fight scenes and top notch hand to hand combat. For music you have Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park working his magic wh...

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Take Shelter

reviewed on May 30th, 2012 07:02AM

I remember seeing the review back in January 2011 Chris Bumbray did and I finally have got a chance to see it. The the acting was definitely the strongest part about the film. I thought the lead actor (Shannon) and actress (Chastain) did a terrifi...

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Ink

reviewed on January 31st, 2012 01:09AM

By far one of the most anticipated indie films I was looking forward to. After I saw all kinds of high praise from review sites on the web, I couldn't wait to get my paws on the blu ray. Definitely my biggest upset of the year of 2009. While it w...

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True Grit

reviewed on December 30th, 2010 11:37PM

Never saw the original with John Wayne, but after seeing this one, I kind of want to see the differences used between the two. I think the Coen brothers did wonders again this this film. Had the excellent dialogue that No Country For Old Men had t...

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127 Hours

reviewed on December 30th, 2010 11:24PM

Finally got the chance to see this film, and very glad I was able to. Most of the movies that gets high praise I tend not to like, but this one finally was able to break away from that. The real story always intrigued me and it was nice to learn m...

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Jackass 3D

reviewed on October 15th, 2010 11:09PM

Wow... are you ready for some shits and giggles? I have to admit at first I was hesitant to watch this film in 3D, but it worked wonders! Through much of the film they had awesome 3D footage they showed you in super slow motion so you can be sure ...

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The Karate Kid

reviewed on October 1st, 2010 01:53AM

I have to admit I was surprised with this one. It surprised me in area's I didn't expect to be good. Namely the acting by both Jaden Smith, and Jackie Chan, but more so the latter of the two. Jackie definitely held his own at certain parts of the ...

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The Expendables

reviewed on September 18th, 2010 01:24AM

As long as your not expecting a phenomenal story with this flick, I think you really will have a good time with The Expendables. I really enjoyed the fight choreography (Watching the Expendables beat some ass was great!) Also for the most part th...

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The Killer Inside Me

reviewed on September 17th, 2010 11:30PM

After seeing Gone Baby Gone (one of my favorite movies) I was really looking forward to seeing Casey Affleck's next film. I thought he did a spectacular job acting in Gone Baby Gone, and he plays this part very well. Unfortunately that is the only...

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The Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day

reviewed on July 17th, 2010 03:54AM

As a HUGE fan of the first Boondock Saints film, I really wasn't too sure where I was in terms of being for or against a sequel. When finishing the first movie, there really wasn't a strong desire for a sequel to be made. I was happy though to see...

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Inception

reviewed on July 17th, 2010 03:25AM

Where to begin when reviewing Inception? I have thought about this film for several hours after watching it. As with most of the movies that have been getting serious praise across the board, I have left this film highly disappointed. While it's ...

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Get Him to the Greek

reviewed on July 6th, 2010 03:54AM

Since this movie is in the same universe as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, (which I loved) I definitely thought I would check this one out. Plus Russell Brand was hilarious in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, so now that this movie is featuring him, I defin...

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Kick-Ass

reviewed on July 6th, 2010 03:44AM

I was really looking forward to seeing Kick-Ass when it was released. The trailers to it looked great, along with the horde of amazing reviews claiming "Kick-Ass was Kick Ass!!" I am not sure if I was let down because my expectations were so high,...

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The Guardian

reviewed on January 22nd, 2010 12:08AM

Wow, where the hell was I when this one came out? Ashton Kutcher proves once again he has the acting ability to hold down his own for a drama flick. Especially a couple of parts in the film, he really solidified that he could. I felt he did a phen...

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Moon

reviewed on January 18th, 2010 04:41PM

What area was I NOT disappointed in this movie? Thankfully I went into this movie not knowing much so I wasn't highly disappointed with the pile of poo that it was. I haven't the slightest inkling of what anyone saw in this movie other than the st...

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The Book of Eli

reviewed on January 18th, 2010 04:32PM

I almost didn't see this movie, but I am very glad I did. I saw the 5 out of 10 JimmyO gave it and I was close to passing it up. Even with all my anticipation I was thinking of doing this. He said that there was no originality with the movie. The ...

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Daybreakers

reviewed on January 18th, 2010 04:22PM

What a bucket of mess. That's what I thought leaving the theater. Usually I am pretty good at picking out the good ones but this rare crap stain slipped through the cracks. You know with all the vampire flicks being pumped out these days, I was ac...

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Avatar

reviewed on January 18th, 2010 04:16PM

Going into this flick I was highly thrilled. Leaving the movie I was overwhelmed. Twas a beauty in many, many ways. First I'll start with the Acting. I really wasn't sold on Sam Worthington prior to seeing this movie, but I have to admit he really...

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Ninja Assassin

reviewed on January 18th, 2010 04:09PM

Well... I cant say I was surprised would be a good place to start. Your standard popcorn fest of a movie I guess would some it up. Some of the action is believable, some not so much, but I guess overall it was solid in that area. The blood was mor...

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall

reviewed on August 15th, 2009 06:00PM

I had a blast with this film. Lots of funny scenes which is always good in a comedy, and with great eye candy, (Mila Kunis) what more could a guy want? No honestly though the film did have me rolling quiet a bit. I will say a few of the funniest a...

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Donnie Darko

reviewed on August 15th, 2009 06:00PM

I don't remember how I stumbled upon this cult classic, but I'm glad I did none the less. One thing I noticed from the erratic reviews of this films were the reviewers themselves. I also noticed this with the Matrix 2 and 3 when reviewed as well. ...

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CJ7

reviewed on August 15th, 2009 06:00PM

Anxiously awaiting a follow up to Kung Fu Hustle, I was thrilled to see Stephen Chow was making another movie. I was surprised though not seeing/hearing much about this one when it finally came out due to how much success Kung Fu Hustle brought. A...

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Equilibrium

reviewed on August 15th, 2009 06:00PM

Thanks to a trailer online I randomly stumbled upon many moons ago, I became aware of this amazing movie in time to see it in theaters. I would like to say whoever was in charge of the marketing for this film should be fired because I never saw an...

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I Love You, Man

reviewed on August 15th, 2009 06:00PM

Cutting to the point, was this movie funny? Yes and no. More so than not which is a plus. I definitely think Jason Segel stole the show playing a crazy bastard. Also Lou Ferrigno had some funny parts. If you ever watched any King of Queens you sho...

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District 9

reviewed on August 14th, 2009 06:00PM

Let me first start off by saying how thrilled I am to see a movie that had MANY unique ideas. Hollywood seems to be pushing out a lot of garbage that has been done a gazillion times before. Such as Saw 6, yet another Final Destination, Legion (the...

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No Country for Old Men

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

Many moons ago I saw a movie in the theater with this trailer attached to it. Right after it was over, I leaned over and told my friend "wow, that looks gay" Truthfully, it really did look pretty bad with the first trailer on it. After I started s...

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Gone Baby Gone

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

When I first found out this movie was to be directed by Ben Affleck, of course the natural reaction by someone would be fear. He had never directed anything yet, and I wouldn't say he is a phenomenal actor either. So it would not be too far fetche...

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Open Range

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

Well hot diggidy damn! This was one hell of a job to Kevin Costner. My hat's off to you good sir! With both directing and starring in the movie, he did a great job. My first western I saw would be Tombstone. I saw it I would say 5-6 years ago and ...

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Outlander

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

My brother told me about this one, and for the most part I am glad he did. I knew nothing of this movie, never saw it in the theater's, and with having a pretty big casting star it was all hard to believe. I read the plot and it sounded super cool...

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Return To Paradise

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

A real solid flick I knew nothing of before I stumbled onto it here on Joblo, again thanks Berge Garabedian for the review, for I would not have found this great movie. After reading the synopses of the movie I was pretty much intrigued right away...

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Road To Perdition

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

This is one of my all time favorite movies for sure. Not knowing much about the name, I decided to look more into it, and I can say I'm glad I did. Tom Hanks is one of the best in Hollywood and I think in this movie it's pretty evident why. I real...

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Semi-Pro

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

Thank whatever is holy I did NOT pay any kind of currency for this movie, or else I would have castrated myself shortly after. I think my stock in Will Ferrell plummeted to a all time low with this one. I never even ALMOST laughed at this horrid g...

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Kung Fu Hustle

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

When being told of this movie I knew nothing of by family members, they're best way to classify it would be to say a mix of looney toons, meets the matrix. I would very much agree to that after seeing it. After seeying this one I definitely had to...

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Shoot 'Em Up

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

I would rather be burned alive than sit through this one again. You know what movie this one reminded me of? The Transporter. Both were FILLED with many scenes that would be impossible to do in real life and bends the word of believability too far...

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Knocked Up

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

Coming into this film I was VERY eager to see it. 40 Year Old Virgin was and still is my favorite comedy, so from this movie having the same director, and a super hot chick, I thought these were all good things :) Sadly I was mistaken. I laughed m...

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Reign Over Me

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

Whew, what a great movie! For all of you who always said to yourself "Adam Sandler could never do a drama" you my friends, are terribly wrong. (I don't count that crap punch drunk love as a movie, I try my best to forget it ever existed) Adam perf...

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Superbad

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

After being heavily disappointed by Knocked Up, when in the advertisements they threw around the spiel "from the guys from 40 year old virgin", I was not sold one bit. It reminded me of how they stamp Quentin Tarantino's name on movies to sell lik...

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Unbreakable

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

My favorite of the M. Night Shyamalan films without a doubt. I thought the writing was top notch, as well as the score. Bruce Willis, and Samuel Jackson did wonders with they're roles. The movie for me had the effect of the more you see it, the be...

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The Wrestler

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

Maybe it's because I was never a wrestling fan because I always knew how fake it was and how corny/cheesy the dialogue was, a combo of both, I dunno... but I could not get into this movie at all. Kudos to Mickey Rourke for his perfect portrayal of...

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Oldboy (2005)

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

First off I would like to thank mister Berge Garabedian for putting up his review for this film, for I would not have seen this movie had it not been for that because I would have never heard of it. After seeing how much praise he gave for it, I k...

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Bad Santa

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

First off let me say if your not a fan of dark comedy, I would say drop your bags and run. If that's not the case your in the right spot :) Bad Santa if I remember right came out around the same time as Elf, which I did not find funny really at al...

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Life as a House

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

I have seen this movie three to four times total so far. Every time I watch it, it seems to get better too. I first off have to commend the cast for such a brilliant performance because they all, even the smaller roles portrayed they're characters...

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The Hurt Locker

reviewed on June 25th, 2009 06:00PM

After much anticipation and finally being able to see The Hurt Locker, I can honestly tell you it was sorry excuse for a film and is showing the clear way how Hollywood chops up a story completely wrong. Let me explain how. I am a Army veteran of ...
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