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lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 27 days ago

The Internship



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Directed by: Shawn Levy
Written by: Vince Vaughn
Cast: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, John Goodman, Rose Byrne, Jessica Szohr, Josh Gad, Max Minghella
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: Two salesmen whose careers have been torpedoed by the digital age find their way into a coveted internship at Google, where they must compete with a group of young, tech-savvy geniuses for a shot at employment.

Review:

I watched the internship last night at an advanced screening and I can happily say this movie will make many of you laugh... a lot. I have to say, for me personally I felt a "Old School" vibe in this movie and it really worked well! There was a surprise cameo I had no idea about which turned out to be a great surprise ^_^ Do your self a favor and don't spoil it by looking at the cast for a pleasant surprise. Of course the duo of Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn was terrific. These two work so well with each other, and I think the rest of the audience would agree with that. When this film comes out, do your self a favor and see this movie! It's definitely worth your money. Enjoy!

Other reviews of this film: drzeek (5/10) > Display all
lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

The Place Beyond the Pines



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Directed by: Derek Cianfrance
Written by: Derek Cianfrance
Cast: Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Rose Byrne, Eva Mendes, Ray Liotta, Bruce Greenwood, Dane DeHaan, Emory Cohen
Studio: Focus Features
Genre: Crime, Drama
Official Site: www.theplacebeyondthepinesmovie.com
Plot: A motorcycle stunt rider turns to robbing banks as a way to provide for his lover and their newborn child, a decision that puts him on a collision course with an ambitious rookie cop navigating a department ruled by a corrupt detective.

Review:

A movie I was very much looking forward to from the cast alone, but ultimately fell short in my opinion. I never really could connect with ANY of the characters as they were all pretty much bad or annoying in every way. At the conclusion of the film, for me personally this was one of those "what was the point of watching this" type of movie's. As far as acting goes, I give credit to both Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling. From watching the performance of Bradley Cooper in "Silver Lining Playbook", I will say I felt let down on his performance. With the many reviews of this that is extremely positive, I say give it a chance as you might like it for their same reasons, but I can say I would never want to watch this one again.

Other reviews of this film: RandomK1NG (9/10) , Beauski (9/10) > Display all
lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 12:06 PM May 16

Yeah I think you hit it on the head for me. Did you end up seeing this movie as well? If so what did you think?

Cochise
Cochise at 01:03 AM May 17

damn sucks to hear you didn't love it, or even like it man

lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 01:10 AM May 17

Yeah that's the way it goes for me typically with movies that EVERYONE loves. I tend to not like them for some reason. The main ones that come to mind are Inception, Moon, and Killing Them Softly.

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lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 8 months ago

The Dark Knight Returns



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Written by:
Cast: Peter Weller
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation
Official Site:
Plot: The story takes place a decade after Bruce Wayne gave up being Batman and entered retirement. The return of Harvey “Two-Face” Dent and a gang of criminals known as The Mutants force Wayne to don the suit once again, and he’s joined by a young girl taking on the persona of Robin in his quest.

Review:

My first animated Batman movie I saw was also the most recent one, "Under the Red Hood". I really enjoyed that one and I found this one to be equally as good. As noted in the aforementioned plot, the story takes place 10 years after Bruce Wayne retired. This animated film features a much older Bruce Wayne who is noticeably much older than Batman as we know, gray hair and all. Bruce Wayne is voiced by Peter Weller of Robocop who does a great job. I found the music to be epic in the scale of of "Under the Red Hood". Story wise it was a unique perspective to see Batman like this and I totally dug the vibe of it. Not sure how many more "parts" will be included in this story, but I can say I am looking forward to the next one. If your a batman fan I would say definitely check this one out. Worthy of a dvd/blu ray purchase. 8.5 out of a 10

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Other reviews of this film: drzeek (8/10) , horrorfan23 (8/10) > Display all
thatswhatshesaid
thatswhatshesaid at 08:03 PM Oct 23

nice :)

lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 9 months ago

Seven Psychopaths



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Directed by: Martin McDonagh
Written by: Martin McDonagh
Cast: Colin Farrell, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, Woody Harrelson, Tom Waits, Abbie Cornish, Olga Kurylenko, Zeljko Ivanek, Gabourey Sidibe, Kevin Corrigan
Studio: CBS Films
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Official Site:
Plot: Marty (Farrell) is a struggling writer who dreams of finishing his screenplay, "Seven Psychopaths". Billy (Rockwell) is Marty’s best friend, an unemployed actor and part time dog thief, who wants to help Marty by any means necessary. All he needs is a little focus and inspiration. Hans (Walken) is Billy's partner in crime: a religious man with a violent past. Charlie (Harrelson) is the gangster whose beloved dog Billy and Hans have just stolen. Charlie is unpredictable and extremely violent and wouldn't think twice about killing anyone or anything associated with the theft. Marty is going to get all the focus and inspiration he needs, just as long as he lives to tell the tale.

Review:

WOW! Is it possible to top the HILARIOUS "In Bruges" by director Martin McDonagh? That answer? Hell yeah! I, along with what was seemingly the majority of the early screening folks thoroughly enjoyed the movie, which was evident with the constant laughing. Make sure you stick around a little bit after the credits are rolling or you will certainly miss another hilarious bit. I thought all the main actors did a wonderful job as their parts respectively and I can't really whole hardheartedly say one or two of them stole the show because ALL the main characters were just perfect for the role. From start to end (even after end if you count credits) the audience was laughing a good deal throughout this film. Do yourself a favor and see this movie when it comes out for you to see in theaters. This will definitely be a bluray/dvd purchase upon release. Hope you enjoy the movie!

Other reviews of this film: Rancid_001 (10/10) , drzeek (10/10) > Display all
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Psycho-Pirate-99 at 10:10 AM Oct 04

Good to hear!

lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 year ago

Prometheus



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Directed by: Ridley Scott
Written by: Damon Lindelof
Cast: Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Adventure, Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.projectprometheus.com
Plot: team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

Review:

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Other reviews of this film: Anakin (7/10) , OldKingClancy (8/10) > Display all
lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 year ago

The Raid: Redemption



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Directed by: Gareth Evans
Written by: Gareth Evans
Cast: Iko Uwais, Joe Taslim
Studio: Sony Pictures
Genre: Action
Official Site: theraid-movie.blogspot.com
Plot: Deep in the heart of Jakarta's slums lies an impenetrable derelict apartment building which became a safe house for the cities most dangerous murderers, killers and gangsters. The rundown apartment block has been considered untouchable by rivals of the notorious crime lord Tama Riyadi and even the police. It all changes when an elite team is tasked with raiding the building in order to take down Tama once and for all.

Review:

One hell of a movie! Fight choreography in this film was ridiculous. Polar opposite of the Bourne films as you get some masterful fight scenes and top notch hand to hand combat. For music you have Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park working his magic which ended up working out really well. End song was really dope. Do yourself a favor and catch this one as soon as you can. Blu ray worthy for sure!

Other reviews of this film: IwishIwasBond (9/10) , drzeek (9/10) > Display all
VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 12:07 PM May 30

I still can't find this anywhere!!! ughhhh

Cochise
Cochise at 04:12 PM May 30

^ me neither! can not wait for tihs!!

lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 year ago

Take Shelter



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Directed by: Jeff Nichols
Written by: Jeff Nichols
Cast: Michael Shannon, Jessica Chastain
Studio: Sony Pictures Classics
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.sonyclassics.com/takeshelter
Plot: Take Shelter is a 2011 American drama-thriller film starring Michael Shannon and Jessica Chastain. Plagued by a series of apocalyptic visions, a young husband and father (Shannon) questions whether to shelter his family from a coming storm, or from himself.

Review:

I remember seeing the review back in January 2011 Chris Bumbray did and I finally have got a chance to see it. The the acting was definitely the strongest part about the film. I thought the lead actor (Shannon) and actress (Chastain) did a terrific job. I have seen a few movies here and there with Shannon, but this one he put on a truly amazing performance. I thought the score was overall fitting for the type of film that it was. A couple of tracks in particular stuck out for me. The story was good for the most part except for a few dry parts. Overall a pretty good movie which I would recommend as a rental/netflix.

Other reviews of this film: drzeek (8/10) , cerealkiller182 (8/10) > Display all
lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 1 year ago

Ink



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Directed by: Jamin Winans
Written by: Jamin Winans
Cast: Chris Kelly, Jessica Duffy
Studio: Double Edge Films
Genre: Action, Fantasy, Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.jaminwinans.com
Plot: As the light fades and the city goes to sleep, two forces emerge. They are invisible except for the power they exert over us in our sleep, battling for our souls through dreams. One force delivers hope and strength through good dreams; the other infuses the subconscious with desperation through nightmares. John (Chris Kelly) and Emma (Quinn Hunchar), Father and Daughter are wrenched into this fantastical dream world battle, forced to fight for John's soul and to save Emma from an eternal nightmare. Separate in their journey, they encounter unusual characters that exist only in their subconscious. Or do they? Ink is a high-concept visual thriller that weaves seamlessly between the conscious and the subconscious. Ink has been hailed as the new "it" movie and compared to cult classics Brazil, Donnie Darko, The Matrix, Dark City and Pan's Labyrinth.

Review:

By far one of the most anticipated indie films I was looking forward to. After I saw all kinds of high praise from review sites on the web, I couldn't wait to get my paws on the blu ray. Definitely my biggest upset of the year of 2009. While it wasn't total crap, it definitely was no gem either. First, I'll begin with the good. For the flick having almost no budget at all, I was extremely happy to say the film locations were beautiful. They are almost worth just the money to see them. The BEST thing in this movie for me no doubt was the score. The director himself also scored the flick, which I am damn impressed with. It just was perfect for the type of movie that it was. Also the movie did have a few unique ideas to go along with the poor budget, which was nice. Now for the ugly. Speaking back on unique ideas, I was thoroughly upset to see that the director re-used almost the exact scene he did in a short film he also did called Spin. The whole series of chain reactions that occur and snow balls into something else he did in this movie as well. Also the acting in this film was painful to watch. The blind man was definitely the worst. I think the lead character did a fine job though (John). The fighting was also poorly done. You never really get to...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: joeyc5 (9/10) > Display all
Cochise
Cochise at 01:53 AM May 30

nice review. Never heard of this til now but even with your negative review I don't know, the concept just sounds so interesting I might just have to check it out anyway!

lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 2 years ago

True Grit



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Directed by: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Written by: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
Cast: Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, Hailee Steinfeld, Barry Pepper
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Genre: Drama, Western
Official Site:
Plot: A tough U.S. Marshal helps a stubborn young woman track down her father's murderer.

Review:

Never saw the original with John Wayne, but after seeing this one, I kind of want to see the differences used between the two. I think the Coen brothers did wonders again this this film. Had the excellent dialogue that No Country For Old Men had that will at times have you laughing. I was thoroughly impressed with the performances of both Jeff Bridges and the newcomer Hailee Steinfeld. When she filmed this she was only thirteen years old which to have a cast of Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, and Josh Brolin is pretty intimating. She definitely was very confident, and you can tell throughout the film too. I will definitely have to buy a blu ray (for captions) of this when it does come out though, as Jeff Bridges country accent was extremely thick so I missed on much of his dialogue. The Cohen brothers fingerprints were all over this film, which is a good thing for me. For a pg-13 movie too I thought it was a pretty hard pg-13 for the blood/violence involved. So those of you who are weary of it not being rated R fear not. Hope everyone gets to check this movie out!

Other reviews of this film: Terminal_83 (9/10) , drzeek (9/10) > Display all
lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 2 years ago

127 Hours



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Directed by: Danny Boyle
Written by: Danny Boyle, Simon Beaufoy
Cast: James Franco, Lizzy Caplan, Kate Mara, Amber Tamblyn
Studio: Fox Searchlight Pictures
Genre: Drama, Thriller
Official Site: www.127hoursmovie.com
Plot: In April 2003, hiker Aron Ralston (James Franco) is hiking in Utah when a boulder falls on his arm and traps him in an isolated canyon. Over the next five days, Ralston re-examines the errors of his life as he fights the elements to stay alive.[3]

Review:

Finally got the chance to see this film, and very glad I was able to. Most of the movies that gets high praise I tend not to like, but this one finally was able to break away from that. The real story always intrigued me and it was nice to learn more about what really went down. Like one thing you may or may not know though is that Aron Ralston, actually showed James Franco the real video's he recorded while he was trapped in the canyon. So many of the facial expressions, and the dialogue are very much true. Aron also wanted to make sure that many of his hallucinations went into the film as well so those were real. So keep that in mind when you see the film. This is only the second film I have seen by Danny Boyle, the first being 28 Days Later, but I can definitely see what people see in his work now though. Many of the shots he used were spectacular. High praise all the way to James Franco for the living, breathing impersonation of Aron Ralston. I really hope he wins the best actor award for his work in this film. You almost feel just as euphoric in the film when he is experiencing euphoria. The score I thought was brilliant too. The near ending song with Sigor-Ros playing was just a perfect choice and I I felt just as pumped up as James Franco. Truly a great...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: rfreeze (8/10) , drzeek (9/10) > Display all
lordtyler912
lordtyler912 at 11:42 AM Dec 31

I love this movie. Agree.

Venom3344
Venom3344 at 05:05 PM Dec 31

Loved this movie.

lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 2 years ago

Jackass 3D



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Directed by: Jeff Tremaine
Written by: Preston Lacy
Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Preston Lacy
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Genre: Action, Comedy, Documentary
Official Site: www.jackassmovie.com
Plot: The Jackass crew is back for third helpings.

Review:

Wow... are you ready for some shits and giggles? I have to admit at first I was hesitant to watch this film in 3D, but it worked wonders! Through much of the film they had awesome 3D footage they showed you in super slow motion so you can be sure to catch the whole scene in it's entirety. Like me, most of the crowd was just laughing for the majority of the film. I would have to say this by far was the best of the three hands down, followed by the second, then first movie. There was only one scene that really grossed me out (involving sweat), but other than that the film was friggin' hilarious. Without a doubt try to catch this one in 3D while it's out, they dont bull shit with the 3D quality like they did with Clash of the Titans and half ass it. Hope you enjoy it!

Other reviews of this film: threezy (8/10) , horrorfan23 (8/10) > Display all
lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 2 years ago

The Karate Kid



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Directed by: Harald Zwart
Written by: Christopher Murphey
Cast: Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, Taraj P. Henson
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Genre: Action
Official Site: www.sonypictures.com/movies/thekaratekid
Plot: Remake of the old school classic. Boy gets bullied by other kids and a maintenance man (Jackie Chan) teaches him the art of Kung fu.

Review:

I have to admit I was surprised with this one. It surprised me in area's I didn't expect to be good. Namely the acting by both Jaden Smith, and Jackie Chan, but more so the latter of the two. Jackie definitely held his own at certain parts of the movie that I am quite sure you will be able to notice how good of a actor he has become since we saw him in his earlier movies. Only really have one complaint. HAVE MERCY!!! The actress who played Jaden Smith's mom in the flick!? I was hoping the Kung fu kid would do some Kung fu on her!!! She was just excessively annoying. There were many positives to the film to make up for those few things. As I mentioned earlier the acting was great, as well as the music, and I really dug the fight choreography. Overall I think the movie is worth a DVD purchase, (a rental at minimum) Hope you enjoy it!

Other reviews of this film: VitamanMan8 (8/10) , darthpaul64 (7/10) > Display all
MrsData
MrsData at 05:11 AM Oct 01

They had to go move to China because her job transferred her there :) I reviewed it this too and gave it an 8 out of 10.

lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 05:13 AM Oct 01

Ah I was thinking that was the only logical thing that it could have been. I have bad hearing and must of missed that >.< Was it surprisingly good for you as well?

MrsData
MrsData at 10:49 AM Oct 01

The woman that picks up Dre and his mom from the airport works for the company that transferred them.

It was, I still like the original but the fight scenes were insane in this remake, loved it.

lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

The Expendables



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Directed by: Sylvester Stallone
Written by: Sylvester Stallone, David Callaham
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny Trejo, Charisma Carpenter
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action
Official Site: www.expendablesthemovie.com
Plot: Barney Ross leads the "Expendables", a band of highly skilled mercenaries including knife enthusiast Lee Christmas, martial arts expert Yin Yang, heavy weapons specialist Hale Caesar, demolitionist Toll Road and loose-cannon sniper Gunner Jensen. When the group is commissioned by the mysterious Mr. Church to assassinate the merciless dictator of a small South American island, Barney and Lee head to the remote locale to scout out their opposition. Once there, they meet with local rebel Sandra and discover the true nature of the conflict engulfing the city. When they escape the island and Sandra stays behind, Ross must choose to either walk away and save his own life - or attempt a suicidal rescue mission that might just save his soul.

Review:

As long as your not expecting a phenomenal story with this flick, I think you really will have a good time with The Expendables. I really enjoyed the fight choreography (Watching the Expendables beat some ass was great!) Also for the most part the gun play was good except for a few minor CGI kills that looked pretty bad to put it nicely. Nice to see the lovely Charisma Carpenter get another role, she looked great in this one (sad you only see her for a bit) but that's okay because there was another great looking actress (Giselle Itié.) All in all it was a nice summer flick for sure, and would be worth a rental for sure. My review is a 6.5
Hope you enjoy it as well!

Other reviews of this film: VitamanMan8 (8/10) , TheChanges23 (10/10) > Display all
MrsData
MrsData at 10:56 AM Sep 18

I sense that you are a hard men to please when it comes to movies lol It's not a bad thing, just an observation. :)

lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 03:31 PM Sep 18

It didn't use to be like this *shrugs* I still got Toy Story 3 to see and I hear many great things about that. Perhaps that can be my best move if 2010 so far. ( I really enjoyed the first two)

lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

The Killer Inside Me



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Directed by: Michael Winterbottom
Written by: John Curran
Cast: Casey Affleck, Kate Hudson, Jessica Alba, Ned Beatty, Elias Koteas, Bill Pullman
Studio: IFC Films
Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller
Official Site: www.killerinsideme.com
Plot: Based on the novel by legendary pulp writer Jim Thompson, Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me tells the story of handsome, charming, unassuming small town sheriff's deputy Lou Ford. Lou has a bunch of problems. Woman problems. Law enforcement problems. An ever-growing pile of murder victims in his West Texas jurisdiction. And the fact he's a sadist, a psychopath, a killer. Suspicion begins to fall on Lou, and it's only a matter of time before he runs out of alibis. But in Thompsons savage, bleak, blacker than noir universe nothing is ever what it seems and it turns out that the investigators pursuing him might have a secret of their own.

Review:

After seeing Gone Baby Gone (one of my favorite movies) I was really looking forward to seeing Casey Affleck's next film. I thought he did a spectacular job acting in Gone Baby Gone, and he plays this part very well. Unfortunately that is the only bright spot I can say about this movie. With a movie like this I was kind of expecting a great story at least but that never came. I really couldn't recommend this movie in any way so I would say skip it. 2010 for me has been filled with movies rated extremely high, yet I haven't found one I remotely like yet :( Hope to find one eventually.

Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (5/10) , darthpaul64 (6/10) > Display all
lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

The Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day



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Directed by: Troy Duffy
Written by: Troy Duffy
Cast: Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, Billy Connolly, Clifton Collins Jr., Julie Benz
Studio: Sony
Genre: Action, Thriller
Official Site: www.sonypictures.com/movies/boondocksaints2/
Plot: For the last 8 years the brothers have been living with their father on a sheep farm deep in isolated Ireland. One day their uncle tells them that they have been framed for the murder of a Bostonian Catholic priest. The boys must return to Boston to not only clear their names but find the men who framed them.

Review:

As a HUGE fan of the first Boondock Saints film, I really wasn't too sure where I was in terms of being for or against a sequel. When finishing the first movie, there really wasn't a strong desire for a sequel to be made. I was happy though to see that the same director, and pretty much the entire cast was retained for the sequel. After FINALLY seeing it, I now say to you I wish I hadn't. The movie to me I think couldn't tell what it wanted to be. It definitely did not feel anything like the original. When they recreated scenes in the movie, I think it just took away from the seriousness of it and felt they took this project lightly. Really the movie just felt weird to me to put it simply. Not sure if it's just because so much time has passed since the first one came out or what, but that much is clear. Overall I think it wouldn't hurt you any if you skipped this film.

Other reviews of this film: VitamanMan8 (7/10) , cerealkiller182 (7/10) > Display all
lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Inception



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Directed by: Christopher Nolan
Written by: Christopher Nolan
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Cillian Murphy, Ken Watanabe, Ellen Page, Marion Cotillard, Michael Caine, Tom Hardy, Tom Berenger
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Action, Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.inceptionmovie.com
Plot: Dom Cobb is a skilled thief, the absolute best in the dangerous art of extraction, stealing valuable secrets from deep within the subconscious during the dream state, when the mind is at its most vulnerable. Cobb's rare ability has made him a coveted player in this treacherous new world of corporate espionage, but it has also made him an international fugitive and cost him everything he has ever loved. Now Cobb is being offered a chance at redemption. One last job could give him his life back but only if he can accomplish the impossible-inception. Instead of the perfect heist, Cobb and his team of specialists have to pull off the reverse: their task is not to steal an idea but to plant one. If they succeed, it could be the perfect crime. But no amount of careful planning or expertise can prepare the team for the dangerous enemy that seems to predict their every move. An enemy that only Cobb could have seen coming.

Review:

Where to begin when reviewing Inception? I have thought about this film for several hours after watching it. As with most of the movies that have been getting serious praise across the board, I have left this film highly disappointed. While it's different for everyone in what truly defines a "great" movie, for me though I know I shouldn't have to ask myself several times throughout a movie "when is this movie going to be great?" Inception did have some good points though. I really thought the cast for the most part did well. Leo once again has proven to be a bad ass actor, and there is no wonder why he is cast in many blockbuster films. Although I will admit I was disappointed with Ken Watanabe. Saying that is difficult enough for me because I thoroughly enjoyed his performance in The Last Samurai, and was looking forward to seeing Inception for seeing him in a new role. Your not really immersed in anyone's past except for Leo's so as a result, I could care less if any of the other cast lived or died. I also enjoyed the music, but that doesn't come to any shock since it came from the talented Hans Zimmer. The special effects were nothing short of spectacular. The story though never really grabbed my attention. Obviously the whole is this REALLY a dream or is this real has been done before, cough cough The Matrix, so I didn'...[more]...

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VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 04:32 PM Jul 17

That's a fair review.

lukearmy7
lukearmy7 at 05:48 PM Jul 17

Yeah, I was thinking some more. I wish they would have at minimum went a little bit deeper in Joseph's character. Would really liked to see some more of him. Plus my friend brought up a valid point too. They can dream ANYTHING they want. Why can they only use guns? Why not dream they can fly? Why not dream to have other powers instead of just using guns? The possibilities are out there.

lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Get Him to the Greek



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Directed by: Nicholas Stoller
Written by: Nicholas Stoller
Cast: Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Sean Combs, Rose Byrne, Elisabeth Moss
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Comedy
Official Site: www.gethimtothegreek.com
Plot: Aaron Greenberg (Hill) gets things done. The ambitious 23-year-old has exaggerated his way into a dream job just in time for a career-making assignment. His mission: Fly to London and escort a rock god to L.A.s Greek Theatre for the first-stop on a $100-million tour. His warning: Turn your back on him at your own peril. British rocker Aldous Snow (Brand) is both a brilliant musician and walking sex. Weary of yes men and piles of money, the former front man is searching for the meaning of life. But that doesnt mean he cant have a few orgies while he finds it. When he learns his true love is in California, Aldous makes it his quest to win her backright before kick-starting his world domination. As the countdown to the concert begins, one intern must navigate a minefield of London drug smuggles, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound. He may have to coax, lie to, enable and party with Aldous, but Aaron will get him to the Greek.

Review:

Since this movie is in the same universe as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, (which I loved) I definitely thought I would check this one out. Plus Russell Brand was hilarious in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, so now that this movie is featuring him, I definitely was looking forward to seeing this one. Well he did his part, and he definitely had me rolling. Just not as frequently as I did in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Don't get me wrong, this movie I did laugh pretty hard in several spots, it's just they were spread out pretty far. I really liked Sean Puffy Combs cameo in this movie. He stole the show for me with the little acting time he had. Sadly there was some slow parts to the movie, hurt it quite a bit for me. Also on a side note I thought it was strange while Jonah Hill and Russell Brand played played the same exact characters that they were in Sarah Marshall, they didn't appear to know each other in this film, which was weird, (Jonah Hill's character was like a psycho stalker of him in the Sarah Marshal, you would think when they meet up again it would have played out much differently.) Overall I would say if you dug Forgetting Sarah Marshall, this movie is worth a rental to have a few good laughs.

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lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Kick-Ass



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Directed by: Matthew Vaughn
Written by: Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Clark Duke, Chloe Moretz
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action, Superhero
Official Site: www.kickass-themovie.com
Plot: 'Kick-Ass' tells the story of average teenager Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a comic-book fanboy who decides to take his obsession as inspiration to become a real-life superhero. As any good superhero would, he chooses a new name -- Kick-Ass -- assembles a suit and mask to wear, and gets to work fighting crime. There's only one problem standing in his way: Kick-Ass has absolutely no superpowers. His life is forever changed as he inspires a subculture of copy cats, meets up with a pair of crazed vigilantes -- including an 11-year-old sword-wielding dynamo, Hit Girl (Chloe Moretz) and her father, Big Daddy (Nicolas Cage) -- and forges a friendship with another fledgling superhero, Red Mist (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). But thanks to the scheming of a local mob boss Frank D'Amico (Mark Strong), that new alliance will be put to the test.

Review:

I was really looking forward to seeing Kick-Ass when it was released. The trailers to it looked great, along with the horde of amazing reviews claiming "Kick-Ass was Kick Ass!!" I am not sure if I was let down because my expectations were so high, or just that I am tired of seeing all these geeky actors star in these movies. Its been the "in" thing to do lately it seems with Juno, Superbad, Zombieland, Adventureland, and Youth in Revolt. They all just start off like a geek in them all and as the movie progresses they get some balls somewhere along the line. So having the main character AND another super nerd (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) I think was a bit much for me. I will say this though, I thought Nicolas Cage did well for his part. Him and his daughter of the movie I thought worked well together and were pretty funny. Had a few good laughs here and there, but overall I definitely was disappointed with what I was hearing. In the end I would say the movie is worth a rental.

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lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

The Guardian



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Directed by: Andrew Davis
Written by: Ron Brinkerhoff
Cast: Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher, Neal McDonough, Clancy Brown, Melissa Sagemiller, Brian Geraghty, Sela Ward
Studio: Walt Disney
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.guardianmovie.com
Plot: The US Coast Guard version of "Top Gun" with a little "An Officer and A Gentleman" thrown in: an aging USCG rescue swimmer's team is killed in a horrific rescue mission. Immediately prior to this terrible event, his wife also announced that she cannot take anymore. His first love is always the rescue mission. This leaves him an obviously emotional wreck. His commender gives him a choice - quit or take a position as an instructor at the USCG training facility in Louisiana. Reluctantly he takes the position. Moving into the school, he immediately increases the 18 week curriculum that routinely fails half of the people that attend. Here he meets a young man with unlimited potential, but with some secret that seems to hold him back as a team player. Delving into his past, links are found that make him a psychic twin to the older man. Thrown into the midst of the story is a romance with a local girl. Rescue missions punctuate the beginning and end of the story with the training sessions the center of the film.

Review:

Wow, where the hell was I when this one came out? Ashton Kutcher proves once again he has the acting ability to hold down his own for a drama flick. Especially a couple of parts in the film, he really solidified that he could. I felt he did a phenomenal job, as well the other main man Kevin Costner. The banter used between him Kutcher's character, and numerous other ones throughout the film were pretty funny to see. Actually quite a bit of laughter ensues through a decent majority of the film. Happy to report even with the 139 minute long run-time, the movie never felt like it was dragging on or anything of the sort. I highly recommend everyone giving this great movie a watch, who knows, you might fancy it as much as I do. Blu ray purchase worthy, dvd at minimum.

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lukearmy7 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

Moon



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Directed by: Duncan Jones
Written by: Nathan Parker
Cast: Sam Rockwell, Kevin Spacey
Studio: Sony Pictures Classics
Genre: Science Fiction
Official Site: www.sonyclassics.com/moon/
Plot: Astronaut Sam Bell has a quintessentially personal encounter toward the end of his three-year stint on the Moon, where he, working alongside his computer, GERTY, sends back to Earth parcels of a resource that has helped diminish our planet's power problems.

Review:

What area was I NOT disappointed in this movie? Thankfully I went into this movie not knowing much so I wasn't highly disappointed with the pile of poo that it was. I haven't the slightest inkling of what anyone saw in this movie other than the strong acting chops Sam Rockwell provided. I was bored through pretty much all of it. With the little dialogue that there was, none of it really had me saying holy shit!, this movie was great." The ending came and went with me scratching my head thinking... this cant be it. Only other positive I can say for the movie is the score was dope, which isn't a surprise cause it's done by the man himself, Clint Mansell. Avoid this movie at all costs. Save your coin for something better.

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