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Star Trek Into Darkness

reviewed on May 16th, 2013 06:20AM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Spoilers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No, seriously. I'm gonna spoil some stuff in this movie. Don't read this. Scroll up. Or down. Or all around. Whatever makes you feel good. (Ew) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...

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The Place Beyond the Pines

reviewed on May 4th, 2013 07:31PM

This review is going to be shit. You know when you see a film that fully engrosses you and touches upon so many topics that your mind is reeling both from the events that happen within the film and the memories its stirring up from your own life? ...

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Iron Man 3

reviewed on May 2nd, 2013 06:26AM

Iron Man has never connected with me for some reason. I don't actively dislike the character, as is the case with Superman, but I don't grab onto him in the same way that I do, say Batman or the X-Men. Admittedly, these movies aren't my thing. ...

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Spring Breakers

reviewed on April 20th, 2013 02:49AM

This movie is getting a five out of ten because of James Franco. Yeah, you read that right. I can't believe I'm saying that either. Hell hath officially frozen over. The movie opens with something like a Noxzema commercial (what up, Clueless). ...

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Oblivion

reviewed on April 19th, 2013 02:17AM

First of all, Lays of Ancient Rome?? I can't believe that's a thing. When it first popped up on screen, I was like, LOLWUT. Because I'm educated and shit. YEAH. Anyway. Well. This movie had me sold for about an hour. Its different (at fi...

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The Devil Wears Prada

reviewed on April 15th, 2013 10:59PM

Yeah, I just gave this movie a 7. You wanna fight about it? It is pretty by the numbers but there's a lot of talent involved. Um, first of all, anything where Stanley Tucci is involved? Sign me the fuck up. Twice. Also, what's her face is good ...

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Oz The Great and Powerful

reviewed on March 11th, 2013 10:57PM

Welp. Here it is. March is a wasteland when it comes to new releases and I've been waiting for this one out of 1) previously mentioned New Releases boredom and 2) being a huge, huge fan of the original. I have to say that I've read people...

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Flight

reviewed on January 29th, 2013 12:02AM

Denzel Washington. Denzelllllllllll. Hoo buddy. The man just delivers great performance after great performance. I don't always feel like he's given the best material to work with, but goddamn does he make it work. I almost, almosttttt, feel like ...

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Arbitrage

reviewed on January 27th, 2013 03:35AM

Not at all what I expected. For some reason I thought this was going to be something grander, but it ends up being more of a personal story that touches upon the fraud and crime of the upper class and the lengths at which the legal system is willi...

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower

reviewed on January 15th, 2013 07:08PM

SHOUT OUT TO MY LAPTOP FOR BEING AN EPIC PIECE OF SHIT AND SHUTTING DOWN WHILE I WAS WRITING A LENGTHY AND MUCH BETTER WRITTEN REVIEW. MAD PROPS FOR THAT, DELL. SEE YOU ASSHOLES IN HELL. Ok. Anyway. The plot description is in no wa...

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Seven Psychopaths

reviewed on January 14th, 2013 11:43PM

It's weird. Because of his work as a playwright, I always know Martin Mcdonagh's stuff is going to be good but I can never manage to muster very much excitement for his movies for some reason. That's my fookin' mistake. Not many movies star...

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Silver Linings Playbook

reviewed on January 11th, 2013 10:52PM

Wow. Really unexpected reaction towards this film. I went in expecting to love it and I have to say, I disliked a lot of it. I know. I KNOW. Wut. For some reason, for the first 15 minutes or so, the way the exposition was dealt with really both...

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Hitchcock

reviewed on January 11th, 2013 11:02AM

Its not good, its not bad, this movie is just kind of there. Its the kind of movie you watch and forget about the next day. Helen Mirren and Anthony Hopkins really elevate the whole movie. (But they can't do all the work. The script is mostly weak...

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Texas Chainsaw 3D

reviewed on January 10th, 2013 08:40PM

Why.

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Django Unchained

reviewed on December 26th, 2012 09:58PM

I don't even know where to start. First off, this is a great film. That Tarantino could make a good follow-up to a fantastic movie like Inglorious Basterds is a testament to his skill as a writer/director. I kind of hate saying that though, be...

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 2)

reviewed on November 18th, 2012 06:19PM

i'm not even going to bash this because at this point, old hat. MTV DOESN'T PLAY MUSIC VIDEOS ANYMORE EITHER WOAHHHH RADICALLLL and i'm not going to insult stephanie meyer because somehow this lady got what is essentially fanfiction put on the ...

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Children of the Corn

reviewed on September 17th, 2012 11:01PM

this movie is bad, you guise. so bad. like troll 2 bad i'm convinced paul dano based his performance of eli from TWBB on this isaac kid (srsly. go watch a clip) he who walks behind the rows= he who smokes a lot of dope like i can't even ...

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Trick 'R Treat

reviewed on August 22nd, 2012 09:51PM

I mean, wow. I had fond memories of this movie but I didn't remember how fucked up it was. From the father and son "bonding", the scene on the porch,to the parents paying the bus driver (didn't remember that either), etc, some messed up crap ha...

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The Amazing Spider-Man

reviewed on July 4th, 2012 10:23AM

Doesn't really mess anything up but doesn't really add anything new either. The absence of a director like Sam Raimi leaves this movie at a loss in terms of visual flair and sense of wonder. The one thing that I will praise are the onscreen...
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