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Child's Play 3



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Directed by: Jack Bender
Written by: Don Mancini
Cast: Justin Whalin, Perrey Reeves, Jeremy Sylvers, Travis Fine
Studio: Universal
Genre: Horror
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Plot: Andy is sent off to military school, where his demonic doll decides to tag along and kill everyone around him again.

Review:

Here's the thing about Child's Play 3, the original two films were scary because Andy was a kid and no one would help him escape from Chucky. So it wasn't unreasonable that this demonic doll could take him down.

Now Andy's a teenager. In military school. If Andy's anything like the kids I know that went to military school, they were using dolls like Chucky for target practice; not vice versa. He's a fucking doll. Hack off his arms and drop kick the mother fucker into the ocean. A teenager who's afraid of dolls is more embarrassing than one who plays with them.

Much like the previous film, there isn't much acting talent to speak of and now all of the aesthetic charm has been replaced with lame kills and painfully bad actors. I see why they dropped the Child's Play name after this film disgraced it so.

Other reviews of this film: tbondrage99 (2/10) , Psycho-Pirate-99 (5/10) > Display all
threezy
threezy at 03:34 PM Aug 13

I'm down with the whole Child's Play series, but I must say that this one is terrible. It's like a PG movie concept, with R rated characters and it just felt stupid. The whole him going off to the boot camp school, I don't know, I mean I still own it, and enjoy it. But damn...



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