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25
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Male
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N/A
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New York - NYC Area (USA)
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Writer/editor, scumbag
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Jonathan Frey
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That "Lint Licker" lady in that Orbit commercial is a 3/4-scale replica of Mary-Louise Parker.
"What color should you choose though? Black just makes it look frostbitten. Polka dots look like herpes. Pink makes it look like you were beating off all day. Orange makes it look burnt. Blue makes it look like your balls got too horny and green makes it look jealous."
-From Street Carnage