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Jonathan Frey
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I'll never forget the night I watched THE RUNNING MAN and KAZAAM back-to-back and realized they were directed by the same man. You're a bittersweet dream, Paul Michael Glaser.
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Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

I'll never forget the night I watched THE RUNNING MAN and KAZAAM back-to-back and realized they were directed by the same man. You're a bittersweet dream, Paul Michael Glaser.
MJZ
MJZ at 09:16 PM Feb 09

LOL

randychico
randychico at 01:40 AM Feb 10

haha... wow...

G-Funk
G-Funk at 02:31 AM Feb 10

WHAT.

Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: almost 6 years ago

I'm thinking about getting an undercock-to-anus tattoo that says "as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."
John Law
John Law at 09:17 PM Nov 14

That won't be painful at all.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:29 PM Nov 14

Your asshole doesn't already chuckle?

Stickler

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 10:48 PM Nov 14

Well, I mean chuckle like Liotta. Right now I have it on Charles Nelson Reilly.

And I have a taint of steel, Mr. Law.

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Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: almost 6 years ago
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Oh hey guys. Doing Vanity Night? I call it Wednesday. Anyway, I'm gonna go to sleep now in this exact position. Goodnight.

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 11:25 AM Nov 10

Hello there... artistic pic.

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 09:40 PM Nov 10

I'm digging this pic. It's all kinds of awesome!

hellocookie
hellocookie at 10:19 PM Nov 11

This is an awesome photo!

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Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: almost 6 years ago
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I was Martha Plimpton in the Goonies this year (for Halloween).

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 09:02 PM Nov 07

Or I might've been Andy Warhol. Either way I'm fabulous.

SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 09:17 PM Nov 07

Totally fabulous!

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 09:19 PM Nov 07

Maybe it's the lighting, the scarf and the glasses, but I'm picturing Warhol meets Harry Potter. That's not a bad thing. ;-)

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: almost 6 years ago
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Your face looks like a vagina pillow.

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: almost 6 years ago
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Perhaps the single most MFC-appropriate picture from my recent cross-country road trip. I came for Moneyball, I stayed for the Weisenguy Shakes.

MJZ
MJZ at 08:18 PM Feb 09

This is a GREAT picture, man. Surely makes me miss the southwest. Nothing more beautiful than the desert at sunset/night.

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 08:42 PM Feb 09

I know! I miss it. Did you live in the Southwest, MJZ?

MJZ
MJZ at 09:07 PM Feb 09

Yes I did. I was born in northern Cali, but mainly raised in San Diego. Used to take trips across Arizona, New Mexico and so forth. I took it for advantage as a kid, but now I miss the south west. I left my heart out west lol

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Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: almost 6 years ago
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Just me or is this sun Dave Davis?

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:20 PM Nov 07

We tried to get that sun on the podcast and it denied us. So yes, it's Dave Davis.

Jim Law
Jim Law at 08:31 PM Nov 07

FREY!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, Dave Davis.

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: about 6 years ago
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Caution: Someone Biff Tannen'd Christian Bale and he ended up like this at a colonial theme park. "Bring me mine flowing beaker, bitch."

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: about 6 years ago
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WalkAway
WalkAway at 07:25 PM Sep 07

hmmm

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 09:18 PM Sep 07

he looks exactly what something would look like if it came out of a fuck session between Denzel Washington and Forest Whitaker.

hey, ya never know

Jim Law
Jim Law at 02:50 AM Sep 09

I can't comprehend all this. Wait a second.... when did Frey get back?

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Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: about 6 years ago

3-year-old Caesar gets 10 Dicky Eklund style points and 10 Dicky Eklund quality of performance points.
ghostman123
ghostman123 at 04:16 PM Aug 08

Wait so Steve Buscemi doesn't even get all 30 points in his own system? What's going on man?!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 07:35 PM Aug 08

I'm confused and engaged by this. Probably because I hit that chronic earlier son!

That was obnoxious

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 09:51 PM Aug 08

This system is named after Greg Buscemi, a guy I know who is a 30.

More like elegantly obnoxious. Or like deftly obnoxious.

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Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: about 6 years ago

Got a nice, muggy 102 going on. This air conditioner doesn't even make anything cold. I feel like a heroin guy shooting up just to feel average. (Maybe I can cool off if I'm dark enough).
Jonathan Frey created a LIST: about 6 years ago

Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions

Smegma
1. What's Your Home Town - West Caldwell, NJ
2. What Makes You Stand Out in a Crowd - If I ever do, it's because I'm about as tall as G-Funk and Jake; wearing either a stupid grin or a steely, menacing stare (randomly, depending on nothing); or it's a roomy enough crowd that my long flanks and penchant for walking fast will send me involuntarily into what's been called a "catwalk strut."
3. Preferred Hot Drink -The black coffee that comes out of my Keurig machine.
4. What Type of Drunk Are You - Friendly, with a dash of JenGirl's "philosophizer" and a pinch of G-Funk's "expert." Already-sizable empathy levels rise. Advice is hit or miss. When half in the bag, occasional tendency to linger too long on an esoteric thought I think pertains to something someone else just said.
5. Standard Outfit - T-shirt, jeans, all-black canvas Chuck Taylors, sunglasses.
6. Skill People Don't Expect You to Have - Double-jointed thumbs and shoulders. I've literally escaped things.
7. What Makes You Good at Your Job - I'm a cutthroat genius, and I'll get anyone coffee from my Keurig machine to get ahead. (I freelance from home).
8. The First Album You Bought - First cassette was either Weird Al, Dookie, Gillette, or Murder Was the Case. First CD was definitely Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.
9. Hobby Most People Don't Know You Have - Recalling the exact running times of movies on command.
10. Look Around and Name Five Objects That Catch Your Eye - A plush, pink, polka-dotted Victoria's Secret dog named Smegma; a dry-erase board with Godzilla destroying a city and an ever-changing think bubble over his head (first-ever think bubble: "I'm so horny."); a slightly disproportionate but otherwise realistic painting of a tiger; a can of mixed nuts; an old, silver, 13-inch cathode-ray-tube TV on a Roman-styled pillar.
11. Thing You'll Never Grow Out Of - Gummi Bears.
12. Piercings and Tattoos - None.

Based on a list by G-Funk

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 10:24 AM Jul 11

Why, I'm having a cup right now!

randychico
randychico at 02:27 PM Jul 11

You no longer have that pompadour haircut? I'm pretty sure that would stand out as well.

Double jointedness freaks me out man

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 02:33 PM Jul 11

Haha, the hair's freshly cut and quite short at the moment. But yeah, when I let it grow long enough it turns into a curly mop-fro of insanity.

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Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: about 6 years ago

Hoist That Rag

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlo5HxbRxk

Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: about 6 years ago

I can't stop either saying or thinking about saying the phrase, "not ponytails or cottontails but DuckTales" in a gentle Judi Dench accent.
timmyd
timmyd at 03:25 PM Jul 10

I can't stop running around my Rec. room naked and singing the theme song from ' SCOOBY-DOO ' !! What do you think that means ??

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 03:28 PM Jul 10

I think we're being summoned. I'll see you in when the team has assembled.

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