I'll never forget the night I watched THE RUNNING MAN and KAZAAM back-to-back and realized they were directed by the same man. You're a bittersweet dream, Paul Michael Glaser.
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I'll never forget the night I watched THE RUNNING MAN and KAZAAM back-to-back and realized they were directed by the same man. You're a bittersweet dream, Paul Michael Glaser.
Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: 3 months ago
Jonathan Frey at 08:48 PM Nov 14
I'm thinking about getting an undercock-to-anus tattoo that says "as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."
Well, I mean chuckle like Liotta. Right now I have it on Charles Nelson Reilly.
And I have a taint of steel, Mr. Law.
Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 3 months ago
Oh hey guys. Doing Vanity Night? I call it Wednesday. Anyway, I'm gonna go to sleep now in this exact position. Goodnight.
Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 3 months ago
Kitty Green at 07:19 PM Nov 07
I was Martha Plimpton in the Goonies this year (for Halloween).
Maybe it's the lighting, the scarf and the glasses, but I'm picturing Warhol meets Harry Potter. That's not a bad thing. ;-)
Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 3 months ago
MJZ at 06:18 PM Feb 09
MJZ at 07:07 PM Feb 09
Perhaps the single most MFC-appropriate picture from my recent cross-country road trip. I came for Moneyball, I stayed for the Weisenguy Shakes.
This is a GREAT picture, man. Surely makes me miss the southwest. Nothing more beautiful than the desert at sunset/night.
Yes I did. I was born in northern Cali, but mainly raised in San Diego. Used to take trips across Arizona, New Mexico and so forth. I took it for advantage as a kid, but now I miss the south west. I left my heart out west lol
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Johnny Moreno at 06:20 PM Nov 07
Just me or is this sun Dave Davis?
We tried to get that sun on the podcast and it denied us. So yes, it's Dave Davis.
Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago
Caution: Someone Biff Tannen'd Christian Bale and he ended up like this at a colonial theme park. "Bring me mine flowing beaker, bitch."
Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago
This is part of my ablutions.
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1daIIDQsXI
Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago
WP-DFA at 07:18 PM Sep 07
he looks exactly what something would look like if it came out of a fuck session between Denzel Washington and Forest Whitaker.
hey, ya never know
Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: 6 months ago
ghostman123 at 02:16 PM Aug 08
Johnny Moreno at 05:35 PM Aug 08
Jonathan Frey at 07:51 PM Aug 08
3-year-old Caesar gets 10 Dicky Eklund style points and 10 Dicky Eklund quality of performance points.
Wait so Steve Buscemi doesn't even get all 30 points in his own system? What's going on man?!
I'm confused and engaged by this. Probably because I hit that chronic earlier son!
That was obnoxious
This system is named after Greg Buscemi, a guy I know who is a 30.
More like elegantly obnoxious. Or like deftly obnoxious.
Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: 7 months ago
Got a nice, muggy 102 going on. This air conditioner doesn't even make anything cold. I feel like a heroin guy shooting up just to feel average. (Maybe I can cool off if I'm dark enough).
Jonathan Frey created a LIST: 7 months ago
randychico at 12:27 PM Jul 11
Jonathan Frey at 12:33 PM Jul 11
Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions
1. What's Your Home Town - West Caldwell, NJ
2. What Makes You Stand Out in a Crowd - If I ever do, it's because I'm about as tall as G-Funk and Jake; wearing either a stupid grin or a steely, menacing stare (randomly, depending on nothing); or it's a roomy enough crowd that my long flanks and penchant for walking fast will send me involuntarily into what's been called a "catwalk strut."
3. Preferred Hot Drink -The black coffee that comes out of my Keurig machine.
4. What Type of Drunk Are You - Friendly, with a dash of JenGirl's "philosophizer" and a pinch of G-Funk's "expert." Already-sizable empathy levels rise. Advice is hit or miss. When half in the bag, occasional tendency to linger too long on an esoteric thought I think pertains to something someone else just said.
5. Standard Outfit - T-shirt, jeans, all-black canvas Chuck Taylors, sunglasses.
6. Skill People Don't Expect You to Have - Double-jointed thumbs and shoulders. I've literally escaped things.
7. What Makes You Good at Your Job - I'm a cutthroat genius, and I'll get anyone coffee from my Keurig machine to get ahead. (I freelance from home).
8. The First Album You Bought - First cassette was either Weird Al, Dookie, Gillette, or Murder Was the Case. First CD was definitely Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.
9. Hobby Most People Don't Know You Have - Recalling the exact running times of movies on command.
10. Look Around and Name Five Objects That Catch Your Eye - A plush, pink, polka-dotted Victoria's Secret dog named Smegma; a dry-erase board with Godzilla destroying a city and an ever-changing think bubble over his head (first-ever think bubble: "I'm so horny."); a slightly disproportionate but otherwise realistic painting of a tiger; a can of mixed nuts; an old, silver, 13-inch cathode-ray-tube TV on a Roman-styled pillar.
11. Thing You'll Never Grow Out Of - Gummi Bears.
12. Piercings and Tattoos - None.
You no longer have that pompadour haircut? I'm pretty sure that would stand out as well.
Double jointedness freaks me out man
Haha, the hair's freshly cut and quite short at the moment. But yeah, when I let it grow long enough it turns into a curly mop-fro of insanity.
Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: 7 months ago
Hoist That Rag
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlo5HxbRxk
LOL