Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago


"Touch her BOOB? That's assault, brother.

Ya DOUBLE DARE me?"


KristonBlazer
KristonBlazer at 12:12 AM Mar 17

-I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy

-lady, you're scaring us

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 12:19 AM Mar 17

Every single time my chick and I go to the grocery store, we always say the sloppy joe line. It never fails to make us laugh.

Natty
Natty at 12:50 AM Mar 17

Was desperately trying to think what movie you guys are referencing here and I looked up that it was Billy Madison! A childhood favourite of mine and my favourite Sandler, I love the "its cool to pee your pants!" scene.

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 12:55 AM Mar 17

He called the shit "poop"!

Kal El
Kal El at 12:56 AM Mar 17

"Well of course I wet my pants, wettin yo pants is coo."

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 01:27 AM Mar 17

Hey, Kids! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head!

Servo
Servo at 01:46 AM Mar 17

Stop staring at me, swan!

Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 12:41 PM Mar 17

It's too hot for a PENGUIN to just be walkin' around here...