I found beer in the fridge at work. Well, I guess I didn't find it; there was beer in the fridge and I grabbed it. It's not like the beer bottle was using a brocolli stalk to hide behind so I wouldn't see it, cartoon style.
Anyway, I drank four of them.
Never does he disappoint. These little stories are always fan-fuckin-tastic. Thank you for this one Moreno, lol.
I like how you equate the term "steal" with "found". I'm gonna start doing that now..
It's a community fridge! Stealing would be drinking all nine of the beers in the fridge. I only drank four. The way I see it, if they don't want four of the nine beers missing, then don't put them in there. As a matter of fact, I should charge them as a "theft prevention" service, cash under the table. Fuck it, I'm Mexican......ish.
I see, you kept the REAL thieves from stealing those beers by drinking them yourself! Brilliant. Sounds like a fine service, truly a worthy cause to be paid for!
I'm still gonna say use "found" in place of "steal" tho.
I work in radio. If the artists who come in who request the beer aren't going to drink the beer, then the sales people are. And sales people are scumdevils. That shit is MINE!
Haha, well good beer should never go to waste on scumdevils. Rock that shit hard!
lol