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A one hour conversation on Homeland Season 2, Sons of Anarchy extended to Season 7, and Rise of the Governor/The Walking Dead. Yikes podcast!

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Super Schmoe
Digifruitella posted a USER COMMENT 7 days ago

Moreno, I have a doc for you to watch, if you haven't seen it yet. It's one of my all time favorites, ever since I saw it by chance back in 2002 - "Scratch" you MUST if you haven't. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0143861/ It's something you will no doubt enjoy and it'd be nice to expose others to it through your column

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:27 AM Feb 13

sweet, will do

Digifruitella posted a USER COMMENT 12 days ago

You need to do a commentary for Exit Through the Gift Shop. I would SO watch that with yours and Law's drunk gibberish :P lol

horrorfan23 posted a USER COMMENT 19 days ago

"A contrarian is a person who takes up a position opposed to that of the majority, no matter how unpopular. Contrarian styles of argument and disagreement have historically been associated with radicalism and dissent." Just coined a new phrase for whenever WP comments on stuff.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:36 AM Jan 26

Ha, you're welcome!

TeamZissou posted a USER COMMENT 20 days ago

Sup Mr. Moreno. Just wanted to drop you a line of sincere ass kissery. I only just started listening to the Joblo podcast a few months ago (I'm ashamed) and I am loving it. Hilariousness of the highest order and also great to get a regular dose of movie insight whether it's sober or alcohol infused. You guys rock and I look forward to catching up on older podcasts and the movie commentaries. Keep up the great work man!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:36 AM Jan 26

Thanks buddy! Any commentary suggestions, send to joblopodcastATjobloDOTCOM

Mac136187 posted a USER COMMENT 22 days ago

Great commentary on Die Hard. A little late but I got to it. Always insightful & hilarious. Next up Cloverfield. . .

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:36 AM Jan 26

Thanks yo, they're always there for you to enjoy

Digifruitella posted a USER COMMENT 23 days ago

it'll be the biggest fucking crime in JoBlo Movie Podcast HISTORY if you don't discuss "Who Can It Be" in The Thing remake. Lol

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:37 AM Jan 26

I gots ta see dat shit first!

PeJota posted a USER COMMENT about 1 month ago

About the Matrix sequels, Tarantino summed up the problems with it the best in an interview a long time ago: "They ruined the mythology that was set up in the first movie."

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 01:54 PM Jan 10

Oh yeah, I remember that quote now.

That's what I was trying to convey.

That's why he's Tarantino.

And I'm a drunk Mexican from Chicago

MrsData posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Happy Birthday good sir. :)

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 11:52 AM Nov 28

Thanks lady!

ericodarko posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

first off happy birthday dude. Second, you better start growing your playoff beard right now because you guys are going to have a big long run this postseqason. I'm calling it now (and since september!) that you guys will be the next Stanley Cup Champions! and this is from a habs fan no less

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 11:51 AM Nov 28

ha, thanks pal! I'll start now!

TheMagicSheep posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

merry birthmas dude. you should pick up one of these for yourself. it's the greatest thing ever. http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Flight-Launch-Box/dp/B0029NRM2U/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1322499075&sr=8-1

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 11:51 AM Nov 28

Cyber Monday ya'll!

Laksmikanti posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Happy Birthday sir, enjoy!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 11:50 AM Nov 28

Thanks!

Jim Law posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Happy birthday, Cunt Face.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:04 AM Nov 28

Rude and RUDE

wishmaster77 posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Just listened to the most recent podcast. Good call on the latest Walking Dead.

wishmaster77
wishmaster77 at 02:42 PM Nov 19

The well scene was flat out dumb. And, too many liberties are being taken.

MrsData posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

One of Regina's Best Moments on Southland, she wasn't even using a real shotgun!

SuperMarcey posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Just listening to the podcast and I think I commented somewhere on FB about Sons, and that during this the start of this Season Clay said he only had a couple of years left .. so I'd be thinking the show will see the death of Clay is some shape or form ...

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 06:14 PM Nov 07

Yes, I DO remember that, but I remember seeing a post from someone saying that next year would see Clay living life OUTSIDE the club. Stupid internets

SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 05:44 PM Nov 08

That would be a good way to end the show. But yeah I fucking don't remember where that info was.

wishmaster77 posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

I hate what you have done to pop music for me. I have found myself humming your version of them instead of the ones I have been humming for years. *Shaking fist* Wwwhhyyyy yyoouu

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:51 AM Nov 05

You're welcome, precioussss

PeJota posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

When doing Pinkman make sure a to throw in his signature "Bitch!" at the end when insulting someone. He doesn't do it so much anymore, but he sprinkled that in a lot in seasons 1 and 2.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 04:17 PM Nov 01

Oh no doubt. You GOTSTA use "bitch" sparingly.

Bitch.

Sorry.

Mr. Sandman posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Moreno, enjoy. Fast-forward to 1:35

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MmLo91A7HI

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 06:51 AM Nov 01

HAHAHAHAAHA, YES! Never have seen that before. Glad to know I was spot on

wishmaster77 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Loved your guys' Halloween commentary! Been waiting for one for awhile, and glad you guys were the ones to supply it. Hope you have a great Halloween weekend!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 04:46 AM Oct 31

Thanks yo! Glad you enjoyed it, my liver also thanks you.

Johnny Moreno posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Fuck David Chase. Fuck Chevy Chase while we're at it.

ericodarko posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

I'm 100% with you on the Sopranos/Russian storyline being the most agravating unresolved storyline. It was, in my mind, one of the best TV episodes ever and you never know what happens to him. Even worse, they reference it a few times in future episodes, mainly as a joke. What the fuck?!

ericodarko
ericodarko at 08:58 PM Oct 17

and here's what David Chase had to say about it (it kind of pisses me off that he doesn't even give a fuck that it was never resolved. AND he blames us for not being happy it's unresolved!)
David Chase said:

They shot a guy. Who knows where he went? Who cares about some Russian? This is what Hollywood has done to America. Do you have to have closure on every little thing? Isn't there any mystery in the world? It's a murky world out there. It's a murky life these guys lead. And by the way, I do know where the Russian is. But I'll never say because so many people got so pissy about it.[2]

Later he would say in an interview at the actor's guild:

"OK, this is what happened. Some Boy Scouts found the Russian, who had the telephone number to his boss, Slava, in his pocket. They called Slava, who took him to the hospital where he had brain surgery. And then Slava sent him back to the Soviet Union."

MJZ posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

During the new ending song for the podcast, all I could hear was this song...HaHa

MJZ posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Thanks for the shout out on the Man Crush list. LOL I couldn't stop laughing, man. Good shit

John Law posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Congrats dude ... treat yourself to some Canadian beer now.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:30 AM Sep 23

Thanks brother, I will drown myself in LaBatts and Molson tonight. yes, I'm a Canadian beer hack

ericodarko posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Sign I've lsitened to that podcast too many times: I was at the Wilco show tonight and Nick Lowe was opening and did a cover of Allisson by Elvis Costello and all I could think of in my head was ''MEEEGACAST! fucking moreno too. moreno too!'' you sir are a master of the sounders! keep it up

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:30 AM Sep 23

Thanks man

ericodarko posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

I think it's about time to throw Ken Jeong in Movie Jail. or at least put him on bail. He's in so many movies and tv shows that it's like he's begging to get caught by movie cops. And, as legendary as he was in the 80's, Eddie Murphy's line up for some serious jail time. But maybe in the same wing as the mafia guys in Goodfellas where he could be making pasta diners with Deniro andPacino!

ericodarko posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Don't ask why but I think Chcago'S Hard To Say I'm Sorry would make an awesome sounder...or at least make a shitty song more tolerable!

Ocelot_Snake posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

Gary Busey should be thrown in Movie Jail: The Hannibal Lector Wing

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 04:37 PM Jul 31

Very interesting proposition

KungFu-Mummy posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

Ok, say a dude gets thrown in movie jail for a long string of shitty movies. If said dude then goes on to do a long string of solid films he gets paroled, released, whatever. But... If the fucker pulls a Travolta in Pulp Fiction thats a straight up fuckin' jailbreak mofo!
Also, I hope that made sense cause I'm wasted right now?

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 12:55 PM Jul 26

I'm not wasted and I still understood it.

Yes, that is exactly how an actor can espace Movie Jail.

LegendarySuit posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

Just wanted to let you know sir, my copy of Savages finally arrived at work today (I work at a library). I'll start on it immediately and let y'all know what I think man

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:12 AM Jul 21

awesome dude, it's a great read

globaljoe posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

Excellent podcast Moreno! you guys had me rollin but the most memorable quote was "im not hanging around a bunch of elves if dont *** them". lmao excellent bro

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:17 AM Jul 20

Did I fucking actually say that? What a drunk asshole.

Thanks brother!

ericodarko posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

Thank you very much for recomending Hot Coffee! And here i tohught big corporations and the government were the good guys. i got burned liek that lady's crotch by the revelations in this doc. amazing eye opening flick. Next up, The Savages! you guys are awesome keep up the consistently awesome work

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 05:17 PM Jul 16

Thanks buddy! Glad you didn't stare too long at her burnt crotch like I did...with pants off.

TheMagicSheep posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

George C Scott aka Patton watches the Jack and Jill Trailer

http://youtu.be/qKSAvNOIaNo

darthpaul64 posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

were you "escared" watching INSIDIOUS?

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 05:58 PM Jul 12

You know it son!

globaljoe posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

Ok Moreno, I just went out and bought "The Savages" from your recommendation from the podcast. Ill let you know what i think

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:00 PM Jul 10

you won't regret it brother!

ericodarko posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

Thanks for recommending Kill the Irishman on your podcast! It was more awesome than Ray Stevenson's mustache!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 10:14 AM Jun 19

Nice!!

JohnLocke2342 posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

I feel like you'd appreciate this.
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Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 05:58 AM Jun 15

Fuck yeah son. Subtle.

PSUDelVec posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 01:35 PM Jun 08

That's the greatest thing ever

Servo posted a USER COMMENT 9 months ago

For your convenience

MJZ posted a USER COMMENT 9 months ago

Good show, Moreno! Funny ass stuff. Kudos to you for trying to maintain the midget conversation. I almost died of laughter from your anger, lol. I was telling Law that I gotta try and hang with you fools sometime.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:21 AM May 25

Thanks brother. I'm fucking serious about this shit and nobody else is!

MJZ posted a USER COMMENT 9 months ago

Dude, Moreno, you were in my dream last night. NO Not That Way!! LOL I was eating dinner with my Grandma and Mom and you were there, too. Why? I don't know. Let's just say you were cutting up, lol. I was like "the Fuk?" Shiz was hilarious.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:11 AM May 06

Choppin' out those lines at the dinner table. That's how I do.

KungFu-Mummy posted a USER COMMENT 10 months ago

I hereby threaten to stop listening to the podcast unless Movie Jail becomes a regular segment! Ok, not really but come on, that shit is gold, yo!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 07:08 PM Apr 14

YES!

We're lazy tho!

dissident187 posted a USER COMMENT 11 months ago

Why do you and Jim Law use aliases on the Podcast, unlike Ammon and eDub?

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 02:50 PM Mar 26

We're very boring people

dissident187
dissident187 at 02:09 AM Apr 01

I highly doubt that :)

jekupka posted a USER COMMENT 11 months ago

Mac136187 posted a USER COMMENT 11 months ago

Fuckin Moreno holds his own in the Podcast with Pontius. Dude u would fit right in with them

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 07:51 PM Mar 11

Thanks brother. I don't wanna anyone pissing on me/fucking my chick tho

director1990 posted a USER COMMENT 12 months ago

Revisited some old podcast episodes. In episode #6 you said DiCaprio would win an Oscar first, over Christian Bale, Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp. I remember agreeing with you when you picked DiCaprio over the others but hell, who would have thought Bale would do "The Fighter" and be awesome in it?. It's around the 21:23 mark of the podcast. Check it out.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 04:09 PM Mar 04

Wow, nice pull brother!

adamjohnfloyd posted a USER COMMENT 12 months ago

this made me think of the podcast

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/james-franco-laser-cats

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 04:09 PM Mar 04

This escares me

klinteastwood posted a USER COMMENT about 1 year ago

yo Moreno, I checked out the Whites in West Virginia...im ready to hustle rustle and bustle baby!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 06:00 PM Jan 25

HRB Bay-bee!

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