This weekend I will be drinking, fishing and shooting guns.
BTW, which JoBlo.com Staffer would you like to hear on The JoBlo Movie Podcast? (Note: Excludes Dave Davis because he hates us.)
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This weekend I will be drinking, fishing and shooting guns.
BTW, which JoBlo.com Staffer would you like to hear on The JoBlo Movie Podcast? (Note: Excludes Dave Davis because he hates us.)
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 3 days ago
Johnny Moreno at 09:52 AM Aug 31
Who would YOUR all star SNL cast be?
MINE:
Chris Farley
Phil Hartman
Gilda Radner
Colin Quinn
Darrell Hammond
Jim Law (Host of the JoBlo Movie Podcast):
John Belushi
Eddie Murphy
Will Ferrell
Chevy Chase
Chris Farley
Colin Quinn is one of the funniest writers around. Every respected stand up comedian calls him a "comedian's comedian." Including Jerry Seinfeld, you know, the most successful stand up comedian ever.
Johnny Moreno posted a VIDEO item: 6 days ago
Terminal_83 at 07:40 PM Aug 27
Little Moreno and the Baljeatles
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpDixHinnVQ
I fucking love this show, I fucking love this song. Seriously. For a kids show that song rocks hard. I watch this all of this time. My favorite songs are Squirrels in my Pants, Busted, and Gitchi Gitchi Goo.
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 12 days ago
"Milk and eggs, bitch."
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 15 days ago
YoshioKun13 at 10:09 PM Aug 18
Johnny Moreno at 11:16 PM Aug 18
YoshioKun13 at 11:30 PM Aug 18
I found beer in the fridge at work. Well, I guess I didn't find it; there was beer in the fridge and I grabbed it. It's not like the beer bottle was using a brocolli stalk to hide behind so I wouldn't see it, cartoon style.
Anyway, I drank four of them.
I see, you kept the REAL thieves from stealing those beers by drinking them yourself! Brilliant. Sounds like a fine service, truly a worthy cause to be paid for!
I'm still gonna say use "found" in place of "steal" tho.
I work in radio. If the artists who come in who request the beer aren't going to drink the beer, then the sales people are. And sales people are scumdevils. That shit is MINE!
Haha, well good beer should never go to waste on scumdevils. Rock that shit hard!
Johnny Moreno posted a BLOG item 18 days ago
This weekend
While at Target, a little kid about 3 or 4 years old played with a glass candle holder, then dropped and shattered that shit. I looked at him, raised and wiggled my fingers and did a quiet, "OOoooOoooohhhhh noooooooo" and he ran away crying.
It was just between me and him. I rule.
If he happens to remember this and relates it to people when he's older, nobody will ever believe him.
Fuck that kid. I need a drink.
Not in that order.
Scott Pilgrim was interesting. Expendables did a Human Centipede on your mom.
Out.
JM~
Mood: 
Angry
Angry
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 20 days ago
brandon draven1 at 09:11 PM Aug 13
Putting the finishing touches on Monday's EPIC Best of The JoBlo Movie Podcast. I host it alone. Should be called "Ramblings of a Drunken Mexican-ish." I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
I wonder if I made the cut, if not, that's cool Im still gonna go back down memory lane with you guys!!!!
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 21 days ago
Just had an hour conversation about filmmaker Andy Davis. The Fugitive. Code of Silence. Above the Law. And one of my favorite movies, A Perfect Murder. Hadn't realized how many cool action flicks he did. I'm drunk
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 21 days ago
YoshioKun13 at 11:13 AM Aug 12
SPOILER ALERT: The Laws welcomed their daughter into the world yesterday. Jim has already shown her George Romero's Dead series. Congrats!
Well, ya can never get them started too early on survival training for the inevitable Zombie apocalypse.
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 25 days ago
While leaving Lollapalooza, some dude hugged me and sang Green Day. He was drunker than I was. Another reason to hate Green Day: It makes dudes hug it out.
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
"Man, I'm hungry. Where can we get some breeakkkkfast?"
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
Whatever happened to Jonathan Frey?????!?!?!?!
Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
Comic Con. Drunk. Dicks Last Resort. Saturday
Cherry Liquor or Niki