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Johnny Moreno
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This weekend I will be drinking, fishing and shooting guns.

BTW, which JoBlo.com Staffer would you like to hear on The JoBlo Movie Podcast? (Note: Excludes Dave Davis because he hates us.)

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Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 24 hours ago

This weekend I will be drinking, fishing and shooting guns.

BTW, which JoBlo.com Staffer would you like to hear on The JoBlo Movie Podcast? (Note: Excludes Dave Davis because he hates us.)

drc5145
drc5145 at 07:19 PM Sep 02

Cherry Liquor or Niki

JFernandes
JFernandes at 11:49 PM Sep 02

Get Niki on so we can hear her take on Vampires Suck.

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 11:56 PM Sep 02

Jenna and/or Niki

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Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Who would YOUR all star SNL cast be?

MINE:

Chris Farley
Phil Hartman
Gilda Radner
Colin Quinn
Darrell Hammond

Jim Law (Host of the JoBlo Movie Podcast):

John Belushi
Eddie Murphy
Will Ferrell
Chevy Chase
Chris Farley

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 04:13 AM Aug 31

Colin quinn??
get the fuck outta here, Moreno.
He's so... boring.

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 04:13 AM Aug 31

I gotta think about this. I'll post my dream cast later.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 09:52 AM Aug 31

Colin Quinn is one of the funniest writers around. Every respected stand up comedian calls him a "comedian's comedian." Including Jerry Seinfeld, you know, the most successful stand up comedian ever.

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Johnny Moreno posted a VIDEO item: 6 days ago

Little Moreno and the Baljeatles

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpDixHinnVQ

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 07:40 PM Aug 27

I fucking love this show, I fucking love this song. Seriously. For a kids show that song rocks hard. I watch this all of this time. My favorite songs are Squirrels in my Pants, Busted, and Gitchi Gitchi Goo.

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 12 days ago

"Milk and eggs, bitch."

Highspeed
Highspeed at 02:57 PM Aug 21

That cameo was tits.

threezy
threezy at 03:21 PM Aug 21

Lol best line in the movie.

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 15 days ago

I found beer in the fridge at work. Well, I guess I didn't find it; there was beer in the fridge and I grabbed it. It's not like the beer bottle was using a brocolli stalk to hide behind so I wouldn't see it, cartoon style.

Anyway, I drank four of them.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 10:09 PM Aug 18

I see, you kept the REAL thieves from stealing those beers by drinking them yourself! Brilliant. Sounds like a fine service, truly a worthy cause to be paid for!

I'm still gonna say use "found" in place of "steal" tho.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 11:16 PM Aug 18

I work in radio. If the artists who come in who request the beer aren't going to drink the beer, then the sales people are. And sales people are scumdevils. That shit is MINE!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 11:30 PM Aug 18

Haha, well good beer should never go to waste on scumdevils. Rock that shit hard!

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Johnny Moreno posted a BLOG item 18 days ago

This weekend

Crying-bastard

While at Target, a little kid about 3 or 4 years old played with a glass candle holder, then dropped and shattered that shit. I looked at him, raised and wiggled my fingers and did a quiet, "OOoooOoooohhhhh noooooooo" and he ran away crying.

It was just between me and him. I rule.

If he happens to remember this and relates it to people when he's older, nobody will ever believe him.

Fuck that kid. I need a drink.

Not in that order.

Scott Pilgrim was interesting. Expendables did a Human Centipede on your mom.

Out.
JM~


Mood: Angry
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:29 AM Aug 16

Whoa.

broberie
broberie at 12:53 AM Aug 16

nobody deserves the treatment of being human centipeded lol

Tweek
Tweek at 01:56 AM Aug 16

Moreno, youse a bad mamma jamma.

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Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 20 days ago

Putting the finishing touches on Monday's EPIC Best of The JoBlo Movie Podcast. I host it alone. Should be called "Ramblings of a Drunken Mexican-ish." I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:19 PM Aug 13

Well this sounds fantastic.

MJZ
MJZ at 05:26 PM Aug 13

no, VitamanMan, that sounds fukin Fantastical! lol

brandon draven1
brandon draven1 at 09:11 PM Aug 13

I wonder if I made the cut, if not, that's cool Im still gonna go back down memory lane with you guys!!!!

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 21 days ago

Just had an hour conversation about filmmaker Andy Davis. The Fugitive. Code of Silence. Above the Law. And one of my favorite movies, A Perfect Murder. Hadn't realized how many cool action flicks he did. I'm drunk

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001112/

Derek237
Derek237 at 09:44 PM Aug 12

That's fucking awesome, I love Under Siege.

Mongo
Mongo at 09:47 PM Aug 12

Talking to a great filmmaker is one thing. Ending with "I'm drunk." is pretty fucking amazing!

Highspeed
Highspeed at 10:51 PM Aug 12

All awesome flicks, and when are you not drunk?

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 21 days ago

SPOILER ALERT: The Laws welcomed their daughter into the world yesterday. Jim has already shown her George Romero's Dead series. Congrats!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 11:13 AM Aug 12

Well, ya can never get them started too early on survival training for the inevitable Zombie apocalypse.

Ocelot_Snake
Ocelot_Snake at 11:46 AM Aug 12

Congrats

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 05:18 PM Aug 12

Outstanding!

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Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: 25 days ago

While leaving Lollapalooza, some dude hugged me and sang Green Day. He was drunker than I was. Another reason to hate Green Day: It makes dudes hug it out.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 12:17 PM Aug 08

You should have punched him.

John Law
John Law at 12:42 PM Aug 08

Hope you had the time of your life.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 02:21 PM Aug 08

^ Law just took what I was gonna post. >_<

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Johnny Moreno posted an IMAGE item: 26 days ago
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Seen at Lollapalooza

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 01:40 PM Aug 07

Party in hell canceled? Bummer! There goes my plans for tonight.

Mongo
Mongo at 05:42 PM Aug 07

Im jealous..i hate u!!!

Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

"Man, I'm hungry. Where can we get some breeakkkkfast?"

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 12:05 AM Jul 31

"Who's a friend to the king of all the monkeys?!"

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Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Whatever happened to Jonathan Frey?????!?!?!?!

Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:21 AM Jul 27

He was delicious. *BUURRRRP!*

Johnny Moreno posted an IMAGE item: about 1 month ago
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MegaPiranha's own Tiffany

John Law
John Law at 01:34 PM Jul 28

Tiffany can't resist that 'wife beater under a white t-shirt' look.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 10:10 AM Jul 29

Who can?

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 10:11 AM Jul 29

Who can?

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Johnny Moreno updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Comic Con. Drunk. Dicks Last Resort. Saturday

jekupka
jekupka at 08:54 AM Jul 24

HOLY SHIT HE'S ALIVE!!! We've missed you around here.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 04:17 PM Jul 24

Where ya been, dude?

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