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The Lord of the Rings
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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 11 months ago

First time hearing Rocket Raccoon


Letsgotothemall at 06:18 PM Feb 20

This movie is gonna be great

Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:07 PM Feb 20

I'd read somewhere Cooper was basing his Rocket voice on Joe Pesci in Goodfellas...not hearing that here.

Cochise at 01:57 PM Feb 21

^ whaaaaaaat that would've been sweet, but yeah I don't hear any change. Lookin forward to seeing... err... hearing more

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Poster art has gotten so goddamn lazy now that the new "hero with his back to the camera" fad is even being used on fucking Godzilla of all things.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 04:18 PM Feb 20

I don't see why they couldn't hire some of the fan artist; their work is usually superior to what the studios release, and would probably be cheaper too.

Cochise at 05:00 PM Feb 20

lmfao oh god I didn't even think about that!!

HTX0811 at 07:52 PM Feb 20

They all pretty much blend into the same movie depending on the style they go for these days but I guess they must stand out for someone to want to see them. Plus, the poster isn't going to be the main selling point, the movie itself is. I see the poster more as a reminder to people who might see to remember that an upcoming movie will be released, regardless of the artistic quality of a poster. That said, I'm not saying it's the best way to go. I would love more creativity but it's just the way that movies are advertised these days.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Ooooh the epicly epic Limited Edition Jurassic Park steelbook out in May!
ericodarko at 10:38 AM Feb 20

Still haven't bought the blu-ray but I will get this one!

WalkAway at 10:45 AM Feb 20

omg its beautiful

OfficerFriendly at 07:40 PM Feb 20

I want!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

joeyc5 at 08:25 AM Feb 20

this is a great pic but it'd be cool for some one to take it a step further and put Nathan Drake's silhouette next to Indy's back to back!

TomDunk at 09:10 AM Feb 20

That would be badass Joey.

JohnLocke2342 at 02:04 PM Feb 20

@joeyc5 - holy shit that would be awesome

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I keep getting the feeling from that batshit crazy tone of the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer that it could be even more awesome if it was Rated R. It's impossible and would never happen but imagine Pratt and Rocket Raccoon with filthy fucking mouths as they decimate aliens in the most violent ways possible?
JohnLocke2342 at 11:44 PM Feb 19

^ Haha definitely dude, I have the feeling that Gunn is gonna go all out and push this movie as far as he possibly can.. so I'm hoping we get a bunch of "censored" shit like that.

XSsoCX at 12:01 AM Feb 20

I have a feeling that this will be movie that I see in the theater multiple times.

Mr.Blizzo at 12:29 AM Feb 20

Oh man that would be fantastic. Gunn will definitely be pushing the limits though. Ahh can't wait to see it! This movie looks like the very definition of 'a fucking blast'.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Ms. Chastain

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movieman32 at 07:46 PM Feb 19

She has a beautiful face, period.

TomDunk at 10:10 PM Feb 19

One of those rare few, where talent and beauty are equal.

joeyc5 at 08:31 AM Feb 20

all I can say is WOW!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S NITE OWL'S BIRTHDAY?! Well Happy Birthday you out of your mind and insanely brilliant son of a bitch! Under all of those sexually arousing humanized Owl photos there lies some of the most comprehensive and absolutely genius reviews and blogs that MFC has to offer, and I'm eternally grateful for it. I hope your day is chock full of whatever it is that Owls do as well as a full-page Derek237 calendar centerfold!
MrsData at 02:36 PM Feb 19

LOL Happy Birthday to one of the best schmoes ever!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 03:39 PM Feb 19

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 04:34 PM Feb 19

Happy Birthday NiteOwl.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Fassbender as Magneto is far and away my favorite thing about the X-Men franchise, so to see him slowly morphing into his character from the comics is a beautiful thing for me.
Cochise at 01:18 PM Feb 19

^ I think it was actually originally supposed to be that, and then they decided to meld Origins: Magneto and Origins: First Class into one movie... honestly I would've MUCH preferred a full Origins: Magneto movie with Fassbender, those were by far the best parts about FC

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 02:20 PM Feb 19

I hope they bring back his theme from First Class, so badass.

TomDunk at 04:48 PM Feb 19

Damn right

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

How often do you guys blind buy movies anywhere (if you still do)? I feel like I used to do it all the time but with the recent OnDemand, Digital Services and Netflix Instant streams I've been blind buying less and less. Well, that and the fact that I'm stuck with a copy of Michael Clayton that I'll never watch again.
Fab-007 at 09:14 PM Feb 19

I still buy the quality big action epics on blu-ray but I do so because I have a pretty good home system to support and get the most out of them.

aturn4theworst at 10:11 PM Feb 19

Once in a while. Especially if I've heard good things about it or there's someone I like in the film. But the majority of the time, I buy blu-rays of movies I already watched and liked. I'll say, for every 10 movies I buy, 2 of them are blind buys.

HTX0811 at 11:01 PM Feb 19

I still do it from time to time. Sometimes, you find some cool things at the most random places like the first season of Party of Five for $5 at a Burlington Coat Factory. Of course, now, I try to be more cautious with my purchases.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

A couple of Queens and (hopefully future) 2014 Oscar winners on the cover
Cochise at 12:31 PM Feb 19

I kind of get the unfortunate feeling that even if Lupita wins she'll get all the attention by hollywood and then just get thrown away like Gabourey Sidibe from Precious

TheChanges23 at 01:05 PM Feb 19

Gabby wasn't thrown away. She still does films and was even on a SHOWTIME show and now is on American Horror Story: Coven. Granted most people still don't know who she is, but she's still around in some capacity.

TomDunk at 04:53 PM Feb 19

Great cover, with two beauties.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

OldKingClancy at 11:44 AM Feb 19

Goddamn she looks incredible here.

VitamanMan8 at 11:55 AM Feb 19


Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:53 PM Feb 19

Great gooka-mooka.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

What a bunch of A-holes

Mood: Happy
Moviefreak2010 at 04:46 AM Feb 19

love it this is going to be good

OldKingClancy at 09:00 AM Feb 19

I was already looking forward to this flick, now I'm almost giddy with anticipation.

OfficerFriendly at 09:45 AM Feb 19

Looking like a Motley crew in the tradition of the Dirty Dozen.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

aaaaaaaaaand I'm there at midnight for Guardians of the Galaxy. What else needs to be said after you watched that trailer? It's the perfect blend of nasty humor, bat-shit insane character designs, absolutely gorgeous visuals, a star-studded cast and some of the dopest looking SciFi-extravangza space designs that I've seen in a long, long time. Oh, and I'm thrilled that they didn't give us Cooper or Diesel's voices yet for the movie in the trailer. It's nice to be surprised by some things and the less they show the better. AWESOME!
klinteastwood at 01:42 AM Feb 19

im am so very down for this

Moviefreak2010 at 04:47 AM Feb 19


OfficerFriendly at 07:41 PM Feb 20

Anyone want to help me build my time machine so we can get to May?

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Home from a long ass day of work but I at least managed to grab the last Stark packaging of Game of Thrones Season 3 before I left. So tonight's plans are a late night Taco Tuesday, a couple (or 3 or 4) brews, and a trip back to Westeros
MJZ at 11:08 PM Feb 18


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

joeyc5 at 08:07 AM Feb 19


Cochise at 11:49 AM Feb 19

cooooool, I wonder if the statues are just a part of the first cover/border, and then you can open it and the actual cover is the actual poster? That would be awesome. I actually really like how they have all these different covers for different versions

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 04:04 PM Feb 19

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