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I FUCKING CAN'T OK. LOOK AT THAT FACE.. she's too adorably perfect for words
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Mr.Blizzo at 04:20 PM Oct 23

Hot damn.

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The Horror Movie Questionnarie

1. Favorite Horror Movie - Alien
2. Worst Horror Movie - My Soul to Take
3. Favorite Horror Villain - Jack Torrance
4. Favorite Horror Hero - Ellen Ripley
5. Favorite Horror Victim - Tatum (Scream)
6. Favorite Kill - Saw II Furnace
7. Favorite Horror Franchise - Alien
8. Worst Horror Franchise - Resident Evil
9. Favorite Horror Sequel - Aliens
10. Worst Horror Sequel - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
11. Favorite Horror Celebrity You've Met - Sigourney Weaver
12. Favorite Horror DVD/Blu-Ray - Alien Anthology
13. Favorite Horror Remake - The Thing
14. Worst Horror Remake - A Nightmare on Elm Street
15. Best Decade for Horror - 1970's
16. Worst Decade for Horror - 2000's
17. Favorite Horror Director - John Carpenter
18. Worst Horror Director - Uwe Boll
19. Favorite Slasher/Worst - Halloween/Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Takes Manhattan
20. Favorite Demonic Movie/Worst - The Excorcist/The Devil Inside
21. Favorite Ghost/Supernatural Movie/Worst - Poltergeist/One Missed Call
22. Favorite Zombie Movie/Worst - 28 Days Later/Resident Evil: Retribution
23. Favorite Vampire Movie/Worst - Let the Right One In/BloodRayne
24. Favorite Werewolf Movie/Worst - Dog Soldiers/Skinwalkers
25. Favorite Creature Feature/Worst - The Thing/Jaws 4: The Revenge
26. Favorite Child Friendly Horror Movie - Ghostbusters
27. Favorite Found Footage/Worst - The Blair Witch Project/The Amityville Haunting
28. Favorite Horror Cliche - The killer is never, ever dead when you think they are
29. Worst Horror Cliche - "I heard a noise in the darkest, creepiest place I've ever seen.. let me go explore without a weapon and/or flashlight"
30. Favorite Foreign Horror Movie/Worst - Let the Right One In/The ABC's of Death
31. Favorite Torture Horror/Worst - Saw/Hostel Part II
32. Most Shocking Horror You've Seen - Frontière(s)
33. Favorite Horror Comedy/Worst - Shaun of the Dead/Stan Helsing
34. Favorite So Bad It's Good Horror Movie - I loathe all of these
35. Horror Movie You Like, but Others Don't - Lake Placid
36. Horror Movie You Don't Like, But others do - Drag Me to Hell
37. Favorite Scream Queen - Sigourney Weaver
WalkAway at 12:56 PM Oct 23

Love Tatum, wish she lived

aturn4theworst at 07:29 PM Oct 23

^ agree. Glad she's your fav. horror victim, lol.

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This gif immediately made me think of writer19
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Glinda at 10:52 AM Oct 23

lol this is great.

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Have any of you guys ever watched the Machete version of Star Wars? You go in the order of A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith and The Return of the Jedi (eliminating Phantom Menace all together because it's pointless). I've always wanted to try it.
ericodarko at 10:14 PM Oct 22

This seems like a really cool & interesting way of watching this saga. I might try this myself since I just got my hands on the original versions of New Hope & Empire on blu-ray! Btw, I think you could cut out Episode I & II (especially II. god, I hate Episode II) and it could work really well

Mr.Blizzo at 10:36 PM Oct 22

The next time I have a Star Wars marathon, I'm doing the machete order. I can't remember how I first heard about it, but ever since then I've always wanted to try it that way.

Actually I think it was one of my college professors who mentioned it.

OldKingClancy at 04:08 AM Oct 23

I had to look it up but it does sound pretty interesting, if I ever get the Blu-Ray set I'll try it out at some point.

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WalkAway at 07:58 AM Oct 23

My husband <3

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Benedict Cumberbatch doing motion-capture work as Smaug
Cochise at 08:29 PM Oct 22

Omg lol whaaaaat

JohnLocke2342 at 09:37 PM Oct 22

^ haha right?? I knew they were using his voice and facial recognition but I had no idea he was actually mocapping any of this stuff... hopefully they go into much greater depth on the extended edition of The Hobbit in 2 weeks.

Cochise at 03:51 PM Oct 23

I'm sure they will. Man I want to see that BTS stuff in motion and with audio lol, should be awesome

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For Slasher/Serial Killer day I'm going Zodiac, one that isn't a horror movie by any means but still has a handful of truly horrifying and supremely tense moments. This is high-tension filmmaking at its finest by David Fincher at his very best... and it's in a shiny new steelbook!
Scotch at 05:01 PM Oct 22

One of the few movies that really scared me in recent years. Great choice man. Enjoy!

Hal E.
Hal E. at 05:23 PM Oct 22

Great movie.

Invidtus at 05:49 PM Oct 22

I'm your Hurdy Gurdy Man-

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Michael Scott's "I.. declare.. BANKRUPTCY" is easily one of the greatest moments in the history of The Office.
WalkAway at 03:48 PM Oct 22

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an extremely rare and elusive Batman smile
Glinda at 01:30 PM Oct 22

Lol, love it!

Dodong27 at 01:50 PM Oct 22

When he smiles, reminds me of Toronto Batman! LOL!

Scotch at 02:00 PM Oct 22

Breaking character....Bale is such an amateur!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Exactly two weeks until I finally get my hands on the Extended Edition of The Hobbit and all those glorious special features.
XSsoCX at 11:17 AM Oct 22

You should use a time machine and go get it now. :)

joeyc5 at 01:11 PM Oct 22

holy shit 2 week!! So glad you reminded me and the count down begins now....

Mr.Blizzo at 05:22 PM Oct 22

YES DUDE! I can't wait to dive into those special features. Plus I'm excited for the 'Riddles in the Dark' statue.

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Absolutely shocked at how much I enjoyed the season 4 premiere of The Walking Dead.. It was literally raining zombies!
MrsData at 08:29 PM Oct 21

I know, it was crazy! It was great and the next episode grants one of your wishes for one of the characters.

writer19 at 08:37 PM Oct 21

yeah 2 is much better than the great first

Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:59 PM Oct 21

"It's raining dead!...Hallelujah, it's raining dead..."

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I'm finally about to catch up with The Walking Dead and check out the premiere episode as well as the second one tonight. The show quietly lost my interest after the brilliant first season and I'm hoping that there's some huge improvements in character development and writing in the new season. My wishlist would include realistic character actions, Michonne finally being fleshed out, more Daryl and a return of the Rick and Governor from the comics rather than the version of the past season. Here we go
Scotch at 07:47 PM Oct 21

I won't be able to watch it until Wednesday night when I get back to Siesta. Having serious withdrawal. Hope these eps grab your attention again man.

TheChanges23 at 07:49 PM Oct 21

Well there's plenty of episodes this season to bring about those very things you want. So far I'm liking where the show is going. Can't wait to see where it goes with its own ideas mixed with the comics original content.

One things for sure, this show does not shy away from the blood and gore, which is truly spectacular each time I see something that belongs in a rated R horror film.

Mr.Blizzo at 10:57 PM Oct 21

The season is off to a really good start

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The Witch King made out of chocolate... win!
Mr.Blizzo at 05:34 PM Oct 21

that is fucking awesome!

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I picked up a used copy of The Dark Knight Returns at a comic shop this weekend for only 5 bucks.. I just couldn't pass that up.
Fab-007 at 10:41 PM Oct 21

I had the above as my FB cover photo for the longest time.

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