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That new King Arthur trailer is just bat shit enough for me to be interested
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KING Of All Schmoes
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Now this is a beautiful set
WalkAway at 10:06 AM Oct 07

I especially like the cover photo

emmyd at 11:22 AM Oct 07

That is quite beautiful for sure

Glinda at 01:07 AM Oct 08

Wow, yeah that's gorgeous.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Talk about awesome fucking news: Bong Joon-ho, the director of Snowpierer is making a monster movie with Jake Gyllenhaal as his next feature. Are you kidding me? Every once in a while we get beautiful gifts as film fans, don't we?
Glinda at 11:45 PM Oct 06

We sure do and man this year there's an abundance of them. What a great time to be a fan.

Awesome news. I love Snowpiercer so much and of course - Jake Gyllenhaal!

ericodarko at 12:57 AM Oct 07

I know! The rest of the potential cast is pretty fantastic too. This should be all kinds of awesome

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 11:17 PM Oct 09

Read the news, this should be great!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Adam Levine is such a fucking tool. That's all.
timmyd at 08:43 PM Oct 06

hahaha. agreed.

WalkAway at 10:54 PM Oct 06

Songs About Jane was my everything when it came out omw lol

Laksmikanti at 07:47 AM Oct 07

I love "Songs About Jane" and some other songs and videos of his recent jobs. I do like "The Voice" and I have to admit that he was much better in the beginning of the show.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Still one of the best gifs ever
movieman32 at 07:31 PM Oct 06

LOL! One of the best indeed!

JFernandes at 10:20 PM Oct 06

Asshole Obi-Wan is THE BEST.

Glinda at 12:10 AM Oct 07

lol it sure is.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

One thing I still don't think works too well in Age of Ultron is oddly enough that balls out, geekfesting opening sequence. The pacing and editing just feels completely off for an opening of that caliber - it doesn't gel right. There's way too many quips (literally every single line from the Avengers to the henchman to fucking Baron Strucker is a sarcastic quip), Barton's injury slows down the scene and that title plate comes out of nowhere. Literally. Tony grabs the staff in the middle of a scene and all of a sudden it cuts to AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON. It was a shit ton of fun and I still grin while watching it but, idk, it felt too rushed and sloppily put together for my liking.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:06 PM Oct 06

I get what you're saying here, especially with the title reveal. But I do LOOOOOOOVE that single-take shot with the whole team leaping into action, so for that I forgive the movie its issues.

Invidtus at 07:31 PM Oct 06

My wife and I are 100% in agreement - after the first 5 minutes we thought we we going to hate it tbh ended up liking it still~

unbinkable at 11:01 AM Oct 07

Not to mention, the CGI of Thor fighting henchman and the CGI of Cap dragging bodies and throwing motorcycles.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

What up MFC? I actually started a new job this week so I've been hella busy and unable to keep up with you guys as much as usual.. but I love and miss you all. I finally have a free night after I hit the gym and I think I'm gonna spend it with a fully functioning dysfunctional team..
movieman32 at 07:34 PM Oct 06

Congratulations on landing that new job!

Glinda at 11:34 PM Oct 06

Congrats on your new job!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 10:42 PM Oct 09

Congrats on the new job.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

"The dark side... and the light". My Black Series collection is growing strong MFC! Also just to let you know the Kylo Ren figure is back in stock on amazon and I saw a bunch of them at my local Toys R' Us for the first time since Force Friday.
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 09:28 PM Oct 05

'Impressive. Most impressive.'

The only new 6' figure I haven't seen in stores is the one I want...the First Order Stormtrooper. The next wave due out later this month will include Captain keep an eye out for that one!

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Glinda at 01:51 AM Oct 06

This is so cool!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Elysium - still not a bad movie in any sense but it's a big leap short of what he was able to accomplish with District 9. It's still a fun fucking ride with gorgeous visuals and a tense score but overall it's pretty forgettable. Other than the heavy handed metaphors that treat the audience like idiots the only other truly unbearable part is Jodie Foster and her god awful accent. It's one of those performances that's so bad it's fascinating.
Cochise at 12:35 AM Oct 05

I wouldn't say bad either, but would definitely go with painfully mediocre, considering the talent on board. The biggest negative was the action I thought. Both how it was choreographed and especially how it was shot (terrible use of shaky cam). Foster was weak too, but far from the movie's biggest problems. Aside from that, it's decent, but the action is surprisingly it's real downfall I think. Too bad.

He totally redeemed himself with Chappie though, oh yeah! I am officially back on the Blomwagon lol

Invidtus at 12:42 AM Oct 05

I just pretend Foster is an actual android~

Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:11 AM Oct 05

Sharlto's the best thing about it. He and Blomkamp should never, EVER be parted.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

All I've been getting from these American Horror Story tv spots is that it's solely about Lady Gaga dancing in a hotel. No thanks.
zombie_bro at 07:53 PM Oct 04

I watched about half of season 1 and half of season 2 and gave up both interest in trying again especially with gaga in it

psykowrks at 08:37 PM Oct 04

Agreed. All you see is American Horror Story over Lady Gaga's name. Not a plus for me, not because of Lady Gaga but I feel the show is better than needing to put her name in the logo.

Glinda at 10:38 PM Oct 04

This is a shame. I want to see the first season (I own that one but not watched yet), but I'm not even attempting any of the others.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Goddamn it's nice to see really great films like The Martian and Sicario having big weekends at the box-office. They deserve the success and we deserve to be given more movies like them. Nice job, America.
razgriz21 at 05:30 PM Oct 04

Thank goodness.

This will send a message to the pencil pushers, politics, scumbags, and marketing thugs that run Hollywood.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 10:36 PM Oct 04

I want to support them... but I don't have time! Grrrrrr...

Cochise at 12:45 AM Oct 05

pretty shocking that The Martian made more than Prometheus (not to mention Gladiator and Exodus) didn't really think it was tracking near that well, or even being marketed that much.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

A Lethal Weapon reboot is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. And I remember the Ace Venture prequel centered on a 10 year old Ace. Fuck off.
OldKingClancy at 03:02 PM Oct 04

Fuck off with all the fucking films being made into TV shows. There's no goddamn reason for so many of them.

Glinda at 04:02 PM Oct 04

It's just stupid.

Cochise at 12:45 AM Oct 05

I hope it somehow goes to shit and somehow get Gibson/Glover back for 1 more

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The Angelic Daisy Ridley

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Cochise at 01:22 PM Oct 04

total Keira Knightley + Natalie Portman

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 01:28 PM Oct 04

I've got high hopes for her Rey character in this new trilogy.

timmyd at 09:41 PM Oct 05


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Sunday Morning Matinee - Scream
WalkAway at 07:47 PM Oct 04

Boss poster

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 10:40 PM Oct 04

Really cool poster!

BATeMAN at 01:02 PM Oct 05

Bloody LOVE It!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Every single time I watch the trailer for The Force Awakens and the force score kicks in after "you have that power too" I start to choke up. Every single time. GODDAMN MFC IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 01:25 PM Oct 04

Dude, not at all. Once John William's score plays, no one stands a chance.

Invidtus at 01:39 PM Oct 04

Nope, your fine~

OldKingClancy at 03:03 PM Oct 04

I saw it finally on the big screen with The Martian and it got me good.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Saturday Night Movie: The Blair Witch Project
WalkAway at 12:27 AM Oct 04

Soo creepy, especially the end!

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 01:26 PM Oct 04

One of the best, most originals horror flicks ever and one of my very top favorites. Fucking awesome movie and super creepy ass ending!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 11:07 PM Oct 04

I want to check this one again.

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