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Almost finished with Black Mirror and so far I've loved them all but San Junipero, which is easily one of the weakest in the entire run of the series.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Iron Man's armor honestly gets worse and worse with each new movie.. just put him back in that classic suit from the first one that screamed iconic.
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Glinda at 09:47 PM Aug 27

Completely agree.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

The Lord of the Rings is absolute perfection but every scene with the Ents at the council in The Two Towers are unquestionably the worst parts of the trilogy
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Weapon X at 03:58 PM Aug 27

The Ents chapter was the hardest to get through when I read the books.

JohnLocke2342 at 04:02 PM Aug 27

^ Yup, it's even the same in the book.. just brutal.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 02:06 PM Aug 27

Hey, batter batter batter

JohnLocke2342 at 02:08 PM Aug 27

saaaaawwwwwwwwwing batter batter

OldKingClancy at 03:40 PM Aug 27

I have no idea what this means but I am excited

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Psycho-Pirate-99 at 01:42 PM Aug 27

Oh shit!

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 1 year ago

First Official Assassin's Creed photo

I completely forgot this movie was happening and with Michael Fassbender no less but hey, here's the first photo

Mood: Chillin'
JohnLocke2342 at 12:59 PM Aug 27

^ I could never get into the game but what do you think is so so weird about it? Maybe it's the lighting? It looks pretty damn awesome and identical to the source material.

I'm with you for all the reasons you said above - pretty damn interested in this one even though I've never played the series.

sLaShEr84 at 04:55 PM Aug 27

Just about every movie Michael Fassbender doe's I'm a fan of so yes I will be looking forward to seeing this movie once it comes out.

Cochise at 03:59 AM Aug 28

@JL - oh yeah it looks accurate enough (though honestly I wish and kind of thought they'd go with the original iconic suit, the white one) but I was just saying it looked weird in terms of his face. It kind of just looks like they photoshopped his face in but maybe it is just the lighting or something

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Also in regards to that recent Tarantino post where he really dug It Follows but would fix some things - I love that he came out and said that. I feel like we never openly critique or criticize movies we really liked which is perfectly fine to do (and makes the discussions that much more constructive). It's alright to have problems with a movie you really enjoyed - nothing is ever that black and white, especially when it comes to film.
Glinda at 02:23 PM Aug 27

So glad you wrote this because I agree. My entire movie critiquing life it seems people get the wrong idea because I will include things that bothered me even though overall I loved the movie. In fact, often times, the more I love a movie, the more time I spend critiquing every second of it - good and bad. Not only that, it's perfectly normal and okay to change ones mind as time goes by or with repeat viewings, for better or worse.

As you said, nothing is black and white.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 1 year ago

Quentin Tarantino on It Follows - and what he would do differently


What were your favorite movies from this year?

“I loved The Kingsman.I really liked It Follows. It's the best premise I've seen in a horror film in a long, long, long time,” says Tarantino. “It's one of those movies that’s so good that you start getting mad at it for not being great. The fact that he didn't take it all the way makes me not just disappointed but almost a little angry.”

How could It Follows have been great? Would you have done something differently?

"He [writer-director David Robert Mitchell] could have kept his mythology straight. He broke his mythology left, right, and center. We see how the bad guys are: They're never casual. They're never just hanging around. They've always got that one look, and they always just progressively move toward you. Yet in the movie theater, the guy thinks he sees the woman in the yellow dress, and the girl goes, “What woman?” Then he realizes that it's the follower. So he doesn't realize it's the follower upon just looking at her? She’s just standing in the doorway of the theater, smiling at him, and he doesn’t immediately notice her? You would think that he, of anybody, would know how to spot those things as soon as possible. We spotted them among the extras.

The movie keeps on doing things like that, not holding on to the rules that it sets up. Like, okay, you can shoot the bad guys in the head, but that just works for ten seconds? Well, that doesn't make any fucking sense. What's up with that? And then, all of a sudden, the things are aggressive and they're picking up appliances and throwing them at people? Now they're strategizing? That's never been part of it before. I don't buy that the thing is getting clever when they lower him into the pool. They're not clever.

Also, there’s the gorgeously handsome geeky boy — and everyone's supposed to be ignoring that he's gorgeous, because that’s what you do in movies — that kid obviously has no problem having sex with her and putting the thing on his trail. He's completely down with that idea. So wouldn't it have been a good idea for her to fuck that guy before she went into the pool, so then at least two people could see the thing? It’s not like she'd have been tricking him into it. It’s what I would've done.

source: Vulture

Mood: Chillin'
MrsData at 11:12 AM Aug 27

I certainly agree with him. What It was able and unable to do bothered me.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Pumpkin spiced anything is a dangerous game. Either it'll taste pretty good or absolutely horrific with almost no in between.
klinteastwood at 12:13 PM Aug 27

yea it cant be too overwhelming

Glinda at 02:26 PM Aug 27

Candles too! It's my favorite fragrance with these glade candles I buy and I have them on all through the fall. My mom bought me some pumpkin candles from some other company and they smelled so sweet it was overwhelming and kind of made me feel sick.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

EMPIRE is hands down the best magazine I've ever subscribed to and I can't recommend it enough to hardcore film fans. Not only does it have some of the better interviews and articles but these exclusive Limited Edition covers make the subscription that much better. Look at this baby
Cochise at 10:46 AM Aug 27

it'd be cool if they had pull-out posters of the covers without the text inside

JohnLocke2342 at 10:49 AM Aug 27

^ Dude YES! That would be awesome

OldKingClancy at 01:37 PM Aug 27

Oh that is nice

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 1 year ago

Civil War Promo Art

Mood: Chillin'
Tags: Civil War, Marvel
Cochise at 10:47 AM Aug 27

annnnnnnd I was just going to say Ant-Man's not there either lol

JohnLocke2342 at 10:48 AM Aug 27

That's true but also judging by what we know of the character and what went down in the comics it seems pretty common knowledge that he would find a place on both sides. Not only is he all about the lack of labels and real freedom but the Avengers just came into South Africa and fucked up half a city so he's flirting with each side. I'm not worried about anything with BP, that seems pretty common knowledge like you said.

It does suck how much I already know about Star Wars and pretty much every movie that's coming out in the next 2 years though. I posted an article the other day about why movies are showing their biggest moments in trailers and it's because of garbage ass focus groups that WANT to be spoiled. FUCK THAT NOISE - I might never be able to watch trailers again.

TheChanges23 at 02:35 PM Aug 27

I can NOT wait for this. Its going to be all kinds of Exquisite!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

The Force Awakens will be the longest running IMAX release in the history of the format by going a full 4 weeks without interruption. Love it.
Glinda at 08:27 PM Aug 26

wow, cool. Until now I never realized they plan that ahead.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Glinda at 08:28 PM Aug 26

Love this poster.

JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: about 1 year ago

Maybe the most underrated track in the entire trilogy


Glinda at 08:44 PM Aug 26

I love this! Never heard it isolated before.

JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Hollywood Roundtable*

1. Steven Spielberg
2. Quentin Tarantino
3. JJ Abrams
4. Peter Jackson
5. Kevin Feige
6. * You can invite any 5 active players, actors, directors, whoevers in Film/TV to a roundtable discussion over brews.. who would you choose?
Cochise at 11:04 PM Aug 26

would be great to see Feige have a chat with his equivalent from the DC side.

oh wait =p

cool idea dude!

MrsData at 11:01 AM Aug 27


Glinda at 12:08 AM Aug 28

This is an excellent round table!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: about 1 year ago

Beautiful rendition of Where is My Mind from Mr. Robot


Cochise at 12:20 PM Aug 26


I should give this show a shot

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