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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 12 months ago

This video fucking slayed me


ericodarko at 04:45 AM Dec 14

Those two are hilarious. He's been especially hilarious as a new member of the Parks & REc crew from Eagleton

feverdream at 09:04 AM Dec 14

lol "this man will not say snow"

Mr.Blizzo at 05:43 AM Dec 15

"Huh? Arrow!? No NOOO not dealing with that bullshit name!" lol

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

MFC, my friends, I can't tell you guys how utterly satisfied I am with the wonderment that took place last night. As soon as I get home I couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep for 5 hours and awoke this morning furiously putting to words all of my thoughts, both good and bad. I've been writing this review for the past 4 hours or so and while there are some minor spoilers I'd say it's more of a reactionary piece to the film that doesn't disturb any key plot points in large detail. I will say, however, that it is pretty damn long and possibly the longest I've written. In short DOS greatly improves on AUJ with some of the best action sequences I've ever seen and a much darker tone, but the faults of CGI and a visual effects abundance are still there at times. It doesn't hinder the picture and it's source material too much though, and the importance of the emotional core of the characters shines through from the very center. My favorite film of the year.
Beauski at 07:39 PM Dec 13

Can't wait to see what you saw tomorrow man, sounds awesome!

TheChanges23 at 08:05 PM Dec 13

I'm ecstatic that you enjoyed it JL! You've been waiting for this a long time so I'm happy it was well worth the wait and you treasured the experience.

JohnLocke2342 at 08:51 PM Dec 13

Thanks a lot man, I really appreciate the kind words.. I hope if you see it you enjoy it as well!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 12 months ago

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug


Directed by: Peter Jackson
Written by: Peter Jackson
Cast: Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett, Richard Armitage, Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Hugo Weaving, Christopher Lee, Andy Serkis, James Nesbitt, Aidan Turner, Jed Brophy, Rob Kazinsky, Ken Stott, Benedict Cumberbatch
Studio: Warner Bros.
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy
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Plot: The Company of Dwarves and Bilbo Baggins move closer to The Lonely Mountain and their confrontation with Smaug The Terrible


I can't remember a more recent film trilogy that was met with such a mixture of excitement and scrutiny from hardcore fans as much as Peter Jackson's newest adaptation of The Hobbit. Last year's An Unexpected Journey was divided amongst not only critics and fans but the most admirable of "Ringers" who follow J.R.R. Tolkien's texts as religion. After viewing The Desolation of Smaug last night I noticed that this trend will not only continue but build towards another stunning entry in the series that will once again cause uproars among the most dedicated of Lord of the Rings fans. What people desperately need to realize is that The Desolation of Smaug is not the second part in a film trilogy based on J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit", it's the second part in a a series based off of that novel as well as The Appendices of The Lord of the Rings and entirely new material. The Hobbit, for as wonderfully earnest and gorgeous as it is, is little more than a whimsical children's tale that opens up the imagination and plays against the light-heated wonderment of visiting a new world. It's a stark contrast to the dark thematic elements of Tolkien's more famous follow-up The Lord of the Rings, and those changes are drastically evident while reading both novels back to back. Since Peter Jackson brought the film versions to life in the opposite order...[more]...


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Mr.Blizzo at 06:39 AM Dec 15

Finally got a chance to read it! And this is one damn excellent review truly is. I could not agree with you more about everything you said.

I need the extended edition of this movie right now! I'm sure it'll include more scenes with Beorn and the Master of Lake-Town, since we saw very little of them.

As for Beorn, I actually didn't think he looked as bad in the movie as he does in the pictures....of course, it's still a horrible design, but it looked a little better in the movie. Ugh, he just reminds me of a fucking Thundercat. What did you think?

JohnLocke2342 at 03:58 PM Dec 15

^ Thanks a lot man! I feel the same way you do about the extended cut because this movie felt almost rushed ahead at times you know? Not that it was a bad thing, because it wasn't, but for a Rings movie it felt like Jackson was cutting in places.

As for Beorn well, I felt the same way. The design was still awful but maybe it's because of either the fact that we only got him for one scene or the performance (which was really solid) but I didn't find it as awful. I guess that old saying "it looks better on film" holds true at times but I still wish they went with his original design from the book. Also bro a Thundercat is hilarious, I never thought of that hahaha

Did you notice they were setting up a potential showdown between him and Azog? I'm thinking he comes with Radagast to rescue Gandalf in part 3 (possibly) and has a much bigger role.

Mr.Blizzo at 06:09 AM Dec 17

^Yeah there were moments where it did feel a bit rushed, but it definitely wasn't a bad thing. I'm anxious to find out how much will be added to the extended seems like a good 20-30 minutes could be added to it. For as long as it was, it just flew by.

There were definitely some hints at a little showdown between Beorn and Azog...maybe at Dol Guldur. That's a good guess man, I can totally see that happening with Beorn accompanying Radagast.

I forgot to mention how much I loved Evans as Bard. He was fucking great!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

I've waited over a year to go back to Middle-Earth and right now that's exactly where I'm headed.. next stop, The Lonely Mountain!!!!!! Cheers MFC!
Anakin at 09:09 AM Dec 13

Enjoy mate

XSsoCX at 01:44 PM Dec 13

I hope its everything you thought it would be and more, amigo. Can't wait to read your thoughts.

Cochise at 04:01 PM Dec 13

are you alive

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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 12 months ago

This is the best thing I've seen in a long, long time


Glinda at 10:47 PM Dec 12

I love this! "He's only three feet tall..."

Cochise at 04:15 PM Dec 13

Benedict kinda sounded like Gandalf there for a sec! lol

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

New Smaug poster released just hours before the movie launches in the US
Invidtus at 01:18 AM Dec 13

That's some phat cash-

Mr.Blizzo at 01:23 AM Dec 13

Damn that's sweet

Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:56 AM Dec 13

You ever get that feeling like you're being...............WATCHED?

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 12 months ago

The Day of Desolation - Smaug

I know that last night I said I was done with these Hobbit blogs but I have one more to bother you with before I disappear back into the shadows from whence I came, I promise!

Played by: Benedict Cumberbatch (Voice and Motion Capture)

Who is he?

"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!"

Well, at last we get to the titular character of the movie in Smaug The Stupendous. He’s one of the last great dragons of Middle-Earth and probably the most wealthy after he took over Erebor and hoarded mountains upon mountains of gemstones, minerals and GOLD. You see, dragons are deliciously greedy creatures and want as much gold as physically possible to be in their possession. Once Smaug attacked Erebor he destroyed all those inside and kept the Kingdom to himself for over two decades, since nobody and I mean NOBODY would dare mess with a dragon of that size and strength.

Enter Thorin and his Company on their trek back to Erebor to reclaim their homeland and slay a creature that few believe can actually be slain. His armor is basically impenetrable, he breathes fire like 400 flamethrowers launching at once and his sense of smell is unrivaled to almost any creature of Middle-Earth. On top of ALL OF THAT he is incredibly intelligent, brilliantly confounding and oftentimes immersed in the thought and planning against his foes.

For those that found the “Riddles in the Dark” sequence between Bilbo and Gollum to have been the standout moment in An Unexpected Journey then you will most definitely be blown away by the confrontation between Smaug and Bilbo. Everything I’ve read about this movie includes a solid paragraph or two of people gushing over the creature of Smaug and the performance of Benedict Cumberbatch, whose voice is so booming that it echoes off the walls. Cumberbatch also did motion capture work for the dragon Smaug which few people actually realize, and for those of you that have seen Sherlock you will undoubtedly be ecstatic to see him and Freeman face off on screen together. The Desolation of Smaug will be an incredible ride and one that’s been building towards the most crucial moment in the book that fans have longed to finally see on screen. So if all indications are correct the epic Smaug confrontation will be the highlight of the film and live up to all of our expectations and than some.

Mood: Chillin'
WalkAway at 08:43 PM Dec 12


Mr.Blizzo at 01:20 AM Dec 13're right. We've waited a year for this! I don't know what the hell I was thinking...that was just exhaustion talking and I REFUSE to let that get in the way! Tonight, coffee becomes my bitch lover and at midnight I AM SEEING THE DESOLATION OF MOTHER FUCKING SMAUG!!!!!!!!!!!!

JohnLocke2342 at 01:37 AM Dec 13


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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 12 months ago

Oh the places you'll go

Mood: Happy
Glinda at 04:46 PM Dec 12

This is so cool!

WalkAway at 08:44 PM Dec 12

I wish I had a giant map like these gifs that movies like photos do in HP

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

Also this season of Arrow saw Laurel relegated to nothing more than background filler and the show simultaneously had hands down it's best season so far. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! I hope they keep this going and eventually write her off because she realllly isn't needed anymore.. like at all.
writer19 at 05:10 AM Dec 12

spot on Locke

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

Alright sorry, I'm ok now.. anyway Arrow, yeah, that midseason finale was really good. You can tell that the writers are comic fans with all of the awesome winks and nods, specifically (MINOR SPOILERS INCOMING!!) the flashes of lightning going down Barry's temples that looked like his mask. It's really morphed into one of the better shows on TV that I watch and I'm really happy I got back into it.
AlmostFamous91 at 05:04 AM Dec 12

Big fan of Arrow and cannot wait to see the rest of the season. It certainly got better in the second season.

snoopmish at 05:14 AM Dec 12

When Cyrus Gold went down and that stuff was on his face eating away, I yelled "Born on a Monday!!"

Did a reaction vid for this ep. Won't have it up till Friday


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

XSsoCX at 05:23 AM Dec 12

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't wait to see footage from that film. I LOVE NOLAN(Probably to an unhealthy amount! haha.).

Mr.Blizzo at 06:57 AM Dec 12

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:18 PM Dec 12

Get a hold of yourself!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

While last night brought a close to one trilogy tonight brings the invitation to another. An Unexpected Journey is not without its flaws but at its heart lies that same sense of adventure and majesty that Rings had. The source material is a much more whimsical and lighter tone than the heavy thematic elements of Rings and I thought Jackson struck a cohesive balance between the two franchises. By not committing too far in either direction he was able to give us an introductory adventure that was both new and familiar at the same time. This was, without a doubt the very wonderful return trip to Middle-Earth I waited almost a decade for.
ericodarko at 03:43 AM Dec 12

I just got done reading the chapter that will be the equivalent of the ''Riddles in the Dark'' scene from Unexpected Journey and holy shit I can't wait for this movie

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

Welp, Bilbo Baggins marks the end of The Hobbit Countdown blogs on MFC. I hope anyone who was interested had as much fun reading them as I did writing them because I had a total blast.. cheers guys.
WalkAway at 11:48 PM Dec 11

Great job!

JohnLocke2342 at 05:10 AM Dec 12

Thank you WalkAway :)

Mr.Blizzo at 04:41 PM Dec 12

Loved reading them. Awesome job man!

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 12 months ago

The Hobbit Countdown - ONE DAY!! - Bilbo Baggins

Played by: Martin Freeman

Who is he?

In the middle of the earth in the land of Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
Fuzzy, woolly toes,
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo- WHOA, sorry about that, I don't know where the fuck Leonard Nimoy came from with all of his singing. Bilbo Baggins is perhaps the most famous Hobbit there ever was and he resides in Bag End under the large oak tree in The Shire. Son of Belladonna Took this little hobbit lived a mildly lenient life up until Gandalf whisked him onto an adventure and changed his entire perception about life.

That burning spirit and passion for adventure came back to him at this time and it brought out a whole new Bilbo that we see in The Fellowship of the Ring. It's very refreshing that they kept with the spirit of the novel and decided to make Bilbo the worrisome character that he always was rather than the free spirit we remember in The Lord of the Rings. Enter Martin Freeman, the only choice that I or half of the fans on the planet had for a good 8 years and BOOM, the rest is brilliantly perfect cinematic history... and there's much more to come!

What can we expect in The Desolation of Smaug?

You can expect a more centralized focus on Bilbo this time around since he'll be taking a back seat to the events in The Battle of the Five Armies for the next movie. I think because of this he'll get another large role and a MUCH BIGGER character arc this time around. You'll see him become a hero in the Mirkwood Forrest and go one on one with Smaug the Stupendous inside the golden hills of Erebor. This in particular should be the highlight of the movie much like the Riddles in the Dark scene was and I'm very much looking forward to it. Fans of Sherlock will be that much more excited to see these co-stars and best friends face off with one another and that only adds another element to the scene.

All in all he's THE FUCKING HOBBIT IN THE HOBBIT so it'll be a safe bet to see our hero commanding the screen yet again in The Desolation of Smaug. Only this time you'll see a Bilbo waging battles, coming up with plans for escape, leading the charge in crucial situations and even taking matters into his own hands rather than hiding in the background. It's the beginning of the Bilbo we love and admire and I can't wait to see it.

Mood: Happy
WalkAway at 11:48 PM Dec 11

The one and only!

Mr.Blizzo at 04:46 PM Dec 12

Love those first set of gifs.

ITS FUCKING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cochise at 07:42 PM Dec 12

lmaoooooooo the finger gifs!!

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