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#1 Animated
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I literally can't get over how good Affleck and his Batsuit look - it's bruising, ripped as fuck and he looks like a goddamn tank. IT'S SO FUCKING PERFECT MFC - IT'S ACTUALLY THE GODDAMN BATMAN. I fucking love it.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Chris Pratt on a Tony Stark/Peter Quill meet-up: "Marvel will never use any of my ideas, so this isn’t a spoiler, but in the comics, Tony Stark and Gamora have a little thing – and how does Peter Quill feel about that? And he’s all like, "I don’t like it" and then Rocket hears the "I don’t like it" and so he shoots Tony Stark in the face?! That would be awesome! People would be super mad, but it would be kind of great! Everyone would be like, "Why did you do that?" And Marvel would be like, "Robert Downey Jr. earns $100 million a picture and we can’t afford him anymore. Pratt works minimal wage and he’ll kill anybody."
Glinda at 11:00 AM Jul 26

^Same here, he's so funny!

Cochise at 11:00 AM Jul 26


M10dS6lence at 01:40 PM Jul 26

I'd pay to see it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Tickets PURCHASED for Guardians of the Galaxy on Thursday night! I'm so unbelievably stoked for this one (like the rest of you guys) and truly think it can be Marvel's most absurdly entertaining movie to date.
Nick KEWL at 10:30 AM Jul 26

Dude I am so pumped for this and won't be dissapointed. I'm going Wednesday night and should be a fun two hours.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Some of the cast of the best show on television this weekend
Glinda at 11:03 AM Jul 26

Love these pics. Maisie Williams' dress is so pretty on her. The bottom pic of the guys is great!

Rkhulinator at 12:28 PM Jul 26

Gosh that one chick is a GIANT!! But I love her as Brienne as I do everyone else in this picture I'm so pumped for any news regarding the next season GoT is my jam!!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

TODAY IS THE BIG DAY AT HALL H MFC! Luckily for me Peter Jackson and The Battle of the Five Armies panel will be on around 1030/11am PST so I'll be able to somewhat follow it. What are you most looking forward to seeing today?
Mr.Blizzo at 10:01 AM Jul 26

Marvel and Battle of the Five Armies! I need that trailer! omg I can't wait

Mr.Blizzo at 10:05 AM Jul 26

Also really hoping they'll show the cover for the DOS extended edition. And the gift set!

Cochise at 11:03 AM Jul 26

I know it's just gonna be a teaser trailer or some shit but WOOOOOOOO BRING IT! haha, seriously lets get the train rollin on this baby already!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Most Handsome Face



Is it Henry Cavill with his cheekbones so defined?
Or is it Ryan Reynolds whose smile can melt minds?
Is it Idris Elba with his epic snarky grin?
Or is it Luke Evans whose so hot he makes me sin?
.. or is it Michael B. Jordan who - ah fuck I don't have anymore people to rhyme with. Sorry Mike.

Ryan Reynolds

Henry Cavill

Idris Elba

Luke Evans

Michael B. Jordan

Mood: Chillin'
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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Sexiest Man Alive: The Elite 8 Round 3

As if picking between two children wasn't hard enough with Armitage and Evans I am now faced with an even more difficult task.

It's another Tolkien showdown with two of the series' fan favorites in both character form and the actors themselves.

In one corner we have the rough and rugged Karl Urban who's shattered geek minds with mindbending performances in not just The Lord of the Rings OR Dredd but fucking Star Trek as well. He is one with the geek community and firmly has his finger on the pulse of Hollywood after breaking out with his role of Eomer. Sure, he might be known to many in the mainstream now after Star Trek and his recent TV series but a long time ago in a galaxy far far away Karl Urban was just a random actor cast in Peter Jackson's Tolkien epic. I still remember google searching his name to find out who would be playing one of my all-time favorite characters and pictures of him from Hercules was the first thing that popped up. Welp low and behold he absolutely killed it and that performance single-handedly kickstarted a career that's quickly climbing the Hollywood ladder.

Luke Evans on the other hand found a similar path with Tolkien fame but was actually pretty recognizable beforehand. He had a handful of supporting roles in large budget blockbuster fare as well as some TV appearances but it's the role of Bard that really cemented his standing as a potential leading man. It landed him not ONE but TWO franchises in the coming months as he'll be suiting up as both Dracula and The Crow. It's not secret that I adore Bard the Bowman and he's pretty much a champion of the people and his selfless heroices in The Hobbit were always one of the reasons I related to him in the same vein as Aragorn... so here we go.




Karl Urban


Luke Evans

Mood: Chillin'
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

THE CHAMP IS DOWN - I REPEAT - THE CHAMP IS DOWN! Tom Hardy knocks out Idris Elba to claim his spot in the Final Four alongside Chris Hemsworth. That's a damn fine half of the Final Four if I do say so myself guys. Also Michael Fassbender knocks it out of the park with his performance as Magneto and you all deemed it worthy enough for the Sexiest Villain crown.
Glinda at 08:45 PM Jul 25

Congrats Hardy and Fassbender!

Laksmikanti at 07:19 AM Jul 26

My Two Favorites!!!!!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I just heard the dopest Star Wars news and can't possibly say anything in a status update but I'll just say IT IS FUCKING DOPE.
JohnLocke2342 at 02:54 PM Jul 25

Bro I'm so weak it's not even funny

Anakin at 02:56 PM Jul 25

If they do a trailer or something I'll watch but defo no scene descriptions. Fuck that. haha

JohnLocke2342 at 02:59 PM Jul 25

Haha yeah noway man, I'm not spoiling that with just some kind of a description.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Wow that season 5 trailer for The Walking Dead was ridiculously bad-ass. Rick Grimes was in full-on BAMF mode like he was in the comics and I couldn't be more on board with that. With the way last season turned it up another notch I'm all the more stoked for the dead to rise again this October.
timmyd at 01:38 PM Jul 25

me too.

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Anakin at 02:36 PM Jul 25

It does look good

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Alright so Ben Affleck from a pure aesthetic standpoint looks ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT as Batman. It's just.. it's just Batman. That's the only way to describe that image really, as stupid as that sounds.
Derek237 at 07:37 PM Jul 24

imagine if he did the whole movie in the boston accent tho

queen bee
queen bee at 08:58 PM Jul 24

He looks awesome.I`ve already forgotten about Bale as Bats.

Otis_Driftwood at 01:50 PM Jul 25

Yep...he looks born to play the role.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The circle is nearly complete... and just looking at this gets me emotional
Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:33 PM Jul 24

I never noticed the visual continuity of the Hobbit posters till placing them all side-by-side; the repeated image of a single character (well, almost) against some epic setting. Mmmm-MM, that's some tasty design!

WalkAway at 08:08 PM Jul 24

love it

Mr.Blizzo at 10:11 AM Jul 26

This is the first time I've seen all 6 of them together like this...uhh I don't want it to end.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

145 Days. (Lol don't worry, I'm not starting a countdown... YET)

Mood: Happy
Mr.Blizzo at 10:07 AM Jul 26

This gif.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Speaking of casting - I know this will seem lazy since he's the new "it-man" that's basically taking over a multitude of franchises but IT JUST HIT ME - Chris Pratt would make a pretty goddamn incredible Nathan Drake
JenGirl824 at 05:41 PM Jul 25

jensen ackles.

Laksmikanti at 07:19 AM Jul 26

Bradley all the way.

Laksmikanti at 07:19 AM Jul 26

Bradley all the way.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I fucking adore this brilliant son of a bitch
XSsoCX at 05:14 PM Jul 24


Do 'the kids' still say samesies? Well either way, I'm using it and I'm with you, amigo.

Derek237 at 06:16 PM Jul 24

No Chris you are so nice clean shaven please lose the goatee

JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

JohnLocke2342 casts a Batman flick

1. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Bruce Wayne/Batman
2. Jessica Chastain as Oracle
3. Ray Winstone as Oswald Cobblepot
4. Lara Pulver as Selina Kyle
5. Charles Dance as Alfred Pennyworth
6. Ben Foster as Victor Zsaz
7. Alice Braga as Renee Montoya
8. Brendan Gleeson as Harvey Bullock
9. Bruce Greenwood as Commissioner Gordon

Based on a list by writer19

JohnLocke2342 at 08:39 PM Jul 24

^ it was a toss up between him, Urban and NCW but I ultimately went with the one I found least conventional and most interesting (to me at least).

and thanks all, I appreciate the kind words.

klinteastwood at 09:57 PM Jul 24

good fucking list

Otis_Driftwood at 01:54 PM Jul 25

Hey...I like your #9. He would perfect as Gordon.

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