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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
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#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
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#1 Director
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NYCC update: I met the adorably bad-ass John Rhys-Davies yesterday who signed my Fellowship poster to make it 2/9ths of the cast that I have on there. He lived up to his reputation as being a man chock full of stories and tbh I just wish he was my goddamn grandpa. We also happened to be strolling by the Dark Horse comics booth where the Oscar winning writer/director of How to Train your Dragon (Dean Deblois) was signing and giving out posters for free. He even gave us some insider tips about the third one which Spielberg himself gave story notes on. Insanity. Now for day two!
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

animalmother10 at 06:12 AM Nov 29

Haha I did the same thing!! Now I'm watching Family Guys "Blue Harvest," just for kicks

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 01:42 PM Nov 29

The yearn for adventure!

This is, and always will be, one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history!

Rkhulinator at 05:12 PM Nov 29

I need to revisit all of the Star Wars films especially before episode VII. I need to go out and buy the complete set on Bluray.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The first thing I thought of when I first saw the Sith lightsaber after "WHOA that's dope" to "yeah that's pretty impractical.. he might cut off his thumbs" was that the thing looked very raw and unpolished on the edges - which leads me to believe that this lightsaber was built by the person holding it. Which leads me to believe that it's totally Adam Driver's character who was sort of rumored to be a "Jedi relic hunter", someone obsessed with the Jedi/Sith/Force of the past and is obsessively hunting down pieces of their history. I mean it makes sense since the lightsaber looks fiery and raw on the ends as opposed to fluid and "capped off" like the lightsabers we're used to. Right? IDK.
XSsoCX at 07:16 PM Nov 28

Yeah it does seem a bit impractical, but it would make for a pretty cool scene if the character stabs someone laying on the ground, and it looks like a light-saber cross coming out of him...........

I don't know, I hope that made sense. Either way, killer trailer.

OldKingClancy at 07:23 PM Nov 28

It does look an awful lot like a broadsword so a Sith relic would make sense, perhaps an early type of lightsabre, after all they are called 'Jedi Knights'

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Mr.Blizzo at 01:37 AM Nov 29


Glinda at 02:55 AM Nov 29

What a lovely picture and omg that dress. Gorgeous.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

This 5 second shot made my entire year. Entire. Fucking. Year.
Cochise at 06:33 PM Nov 28

agree with Costanza. And yeah, verrrry Abrams Star Trek from these shots. The whole trailer really. Neat

Mr.Blizzo at 01:36 AM Nov 29

It got me teary-eyed.

Glinda at 03:00 AM Nov 29

I love it too, and the silence right before it just adds to the awesomeness.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Perfect Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser trailer is Perfect. Fleeting glimpses of a couple of our characters, a driving mystery behind the title, nothing substantial revealed yet, ALMOST NO LENS FLARE, real locations, a couple of old familiar elements that were also slightly updated and newer and of course, intrigue everywhere, that music.. that iconic, wonderful, nostalgic music. Trailer grade = A+
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 03:37 PM Nov 28

Awesome dude.
Did you catch the new radar dish on the Falcon? Thanks, Lando. :D

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Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 03:34 PM Nov 28


That's how you do a teaser trailer. Would have loved to see a shot of Luke, though.

Thanks for posting, Mr. Locke.

Rkhulinator at 05:43 PM Nov 28

that's a cross shaped Sith lightsaber!! That's the coolest thing I've seen in awhile.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The entire 15+ minute trailer sequence in The Lost World really is one hell of a scene. It's ripe with that trademark Spielberg tension, scored wonderfully by Williams and just paced to perfection. I think that set piece is right up there with some of Spielberg's best work ever.
oscarxp25 at 11:17 PM Nov 27

Yeah, really great scene that is memorable. Too bad the rest of the film was blah

YoshioKun13 at 02:19 AM Nov 28

Not everything in that movie was bad

HTX0811 at 06:04 AM Nov 29

Movie's okay as a whole but this scene is one of the standouts for me.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Happy Thanksgiving MFC!!
sLaShEr84 at 11:44 PM Nov 27

Thanks you too as well.

Glinda at 03:37 AM Nov 29

There can not be a more perfect pic to post for this day! A feast to behold. I hope you and yours had a beautiful day Mr. Locke. I love ya buddy.

HTX0811 at 06:22 AM Nov 29

Happy Thanksgiving!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

ericodarko at 04:02 PM Nov 27

Just think of the EPIC marathon that we're about to have! Gift & a curse

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 05:53 PM Nov 27

It was a hell of a journey for you I'm sure.

I'll probably be feeling the same way once Episode IX is coming.

Glinda at 03:41 AM Nov 29

I was thinking about this, and just imagine how much fun all the re-watchs will be. Just like Jaws and the original JP and the Indie movies, we never get tired of re-watching them so the magic never ever has to end. Then the days if you have children in your future, you get to start over by introducing them to these great movies and live it all again through their eyes. This is not the end, truly, it's only the beginning!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

This is seriously the most perfect thing ever, holy shit. FYI this is for the "Special" that'll air in 2015. I say hurry the fuck up with season 4 please!
ericodarko at 03:51 AM Nov 27

Rarely have we seen a pairing as perfect as this one. I need more Sherlock NOW!

Moviefreak2010 at 05:22 AM Nov 27


Anakin at 08:12 AM Nov 27

Keep meaning to check this out

JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

If It's December, I Must Be Watching....

1. The Lord of the Rings
2. The Hobbit Trilogy
3. Band of Brothers
4. Die Hard
5. The Shining
6. Home Alone
7. Children of Men
8. The Thing
9. Fargo
10. Frozen (Both?)
11. Elf
12. Rise of the Guardians

Based on a list by timmyd

Moviefreak2010 at 05:23 AM Nov 27

nice list

timmyd at 12:57 AM Nov 28

very cool .

Glinda at 03:57 AM Nov 29

Love this! I recommend maybe scary Frozen first, and the Disney Frozen second as a chaser. :) I love seeing Rise of the Guardians up there too. I just recently saw it, after last Christmas, so am excited to include it this year.

Yay Elf!

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

Lord of the Rings Trilogy Film Survey

1. Favorite Movie of the Trilogy: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. Favorite Characters (3): Aragorn, Boromir, Théoden
3. Favorite Non-Speaking Creature or Character: The Balrog
4. Favorite Moment: Sam's Speech
5. Favorite Battle: Helm's Deep
6. Favorite Scene: The Breaking of the Fellowship
7. Favorite Location: Anduin
8. Favorite Stunt: Arwen's Ride
9. *I don't have a least favorite scene or a least favorite character, the film is perfectly paced with every moment ripe for inclusion and each hero and villain is one I can either root for, hate, or ongoingly discuss.

Based on a list by WalkAway

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 11:36 PM Nov 26

The Nazgul chase, is one the best scenes from the trilogy!
I will do one of these after watching the EE, i plan to go middle-earth very soon!

WalkAway at 12:01 AM Nov 27

Nice! Arwen's chase scene is one of my very favorites.

Glinda at 05:25 AM Nov 29

You find the most awesome gifs ever JL! Always fun.

I agree Cochise.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

BREAKING: The Star Wars Episode VII trailer will be online Black Friday.. stoked!
ericodarko at 03:53 AM Nov 27


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

It's hilarious how many people thought that was Jessica Chastain in the Jurassic World trailer. Though, to be fair, Bryce did really look like her there.
WalkAway at 09:09 PM Nov 26

both are beautiful redheads so I guess if they're not actor-wise it makes sense.

Zacharia at 09:14 PM Nov 26

Thought this about The Help because I didn't know who Jessica Chastain was at the time.

Glinda at 05:33 AM Nov 29

She did look so much like her. They're both gorgeous. I look right at the nose and I can tell them apart though (both great noses, just different).

I hope Bryce really takes off after this.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Cronos at 08:45 AM Nov 26

Good idea, throw together (this has to be one of the most poorly edited trailers I've seen in some time) a bunch of scenes containting bad dialogue and poor CGI which were specifically made for the first trailer which is meant to try and sell people on wanting to go see it... makes sense.

ericodarko at 02:05 PM Nov 26

I'm glad the shot shot that bothered me the most (or gave me the sense that something wasn't quite right with the trailer) will be fixed. Then again, if they were really adamant about putting a shot of the gate in the movie, why not focus on finishing the VFX for the actual shot that will be in the movie and insert it in the trailer (instead of a really bad CGI gate)? Also, JL, I like your idea of most of these shots being in some sort of tour video/ commercial for the park. That would make sense. Man, I don't remember the last time I've discussed a trailer this much haha

JohnLocke2342 at 06:25 PM Nov 26

^ Haha right dude? This is the most I've ever discussed, broken down and gone over a teaser trailer in my life. I think that speaks volume to how much passion and love us fans have for the original and how badly we not only want this one to succeed but to get it right. I mean I've already watched it a half dozen times and have read 4 separate "things you might've missed" articles on the 120 seconds... and that's not including the reddit threads. There's millions of people around the world right now dissecting this footage and wondering what'll come when the park finally opens.

Anyway, yeah, that footage could be used as a sort of theme park commercial since I'm pretty sure almost all of those attractions were listed on the park map. Fuck dude - it was a real, wholly visualized and fully functioning Jurassic Park on screen. Amazing.

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