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The Lord of the Rings
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Seriously though the time spent on Skull Island was hands down the best part of King Kong and the absurd amount of creative ways to explore it further is such a great premise. Universal is extremely committed to establishing this as a massive franchise as they're already building a new "Skull Island" expansion onto Universal Orlando's Islands of Adventure, so it only makes sense to shell out for a big time talent like Hiddleston. Not to mention it's so rare to get these big budget "fantasy adventure" projects with giant creatures and mysterious jungles of peril nowadays which only adds to the excitement. I'm already sensing a project in the same vein as "Mysterious Island" or one of those classic throwback flicks. I love this whole idea.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Heading out to the city for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Worldwide Fan Event!!! I'm absolutely stoked out of my mind and I'll try to take pictures for you guys if I can. The event should be livestreaming online and once it's over Warner Brothers will be putting together a highlight clip from the event. If you want you can tune in and see me bum rush the stage and bear hug Richard Armitage as I shriek like a rabid fanboy, cantbelievethisishappening.
WalkAway at 08:41 AM Nov 04

So jealous, have fun!

Derek237 at 08:41 AM Nov 04

So fucking excited for you. Have fun

Mr.Blizzo at 11:06 AM Nov 04

You're gonna have a fucking blast!!! Can't wait to hear more about it when you get back!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I just got back from an epic day at the Jets/Saints game and I'm too pumped after that upset! I hope everyone had a glorious Sunday
XSsoCX at 03:25 PM Nov 03

I am not a Jets fan either, but I am damn happy to see the Saints lose.

ThunderStorm at 05:18 PM Nov 03

I don't get how the Jets get smacked by the Bengals then beat the Saints haha, but good win for them.

oscarxp25 at 08:01 AM Nov 04

Let's just hope Geno doesn't turn into another Sanchez

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Epic The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Character Posters

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Weapon X
Weapon X at 04:18 PM Nov 03

The Photoshopping on Bilbo's face is terrible. He doesn't even look like he knows where he's supposed to be glancing.

JohnLocke2342 at 06:15 PM Nov 03

^ yeah I hate that one and think it's the only awful piece of the bunch. It honestly doesn't even look like freeman with all the photoshop haha

You.. You should totally do a desolation of Smaug poster so that I can buy it from you. Just saying ;)

JohnLocke2342 at 06:18 PM Nov 03

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Invidtus at 09:01 AM Nov 03

^ these all win at life-

Mr.Blizzo at 10:13 AM Nov 03

Weapon X
Weapon X at 04:23 PM Nov 03

Once the Dark Tower sleeve is finished on my right arm, I'm thinking of starting one on my left with a LoTR piece using Barad-dur and Orthanc to frame the sides of image.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Long and stressful day.. winding down with The Last Crusade and brews
Cochise at 01:01 AM Nov 03

my least favourite of the series but still... aweeeeeeeeeeeeesome poster wowza!!!

ericodarko at 06:17 AM Nov 03

no better way to end it then with my favorite movie ever!

Derezz at 08:11 AM Nov 04

Wow I've gotta watch this movie again. Nice poster.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Cochise at 01:01 AM Nov 03


OldKingClancy at 03:06 AM Nov 03

I can't think of any word apart from Epic to describe this.

Mr.Blizzo at 09:54 AM Nov 03

Oh wow, damn cool.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

WalkAway at 10:29 AM Nov 02

I was JUST about to post a photo of her from this event because OMG

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I mean, COME ON.. just give Jaimie the role already
Dodong27 at 09:24 AM Nov 02

Dude! I remember you posting her pic a few days ago and I commented that she would be perfect as Wonder Woman!!!

Now we're hearing some things about it!

Otis_Driftwood at 01:11 PM Nov 02

You know, I'm in a real conundrum here. One part of me wants the big breasted, super sexy, built like a brick shithouse, Linda Carterish WW of old. But then I can't help but think that WW should really be thinner but, more muscular built (but still sexy enough to turn on any "Steve Trevor" that she may happen to meet/rescue) as an Amazon warrior.

What do you all think?

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Marathoning as much of the trilogy as I can before work
Mr.Blizzo at 01:02 PM Nov 02

Fantastic idea

Derezz at 08:19 AM Nov 04

I've really gotta watch these again. I'm just waiting to get the Blu ray's for the right price.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Adam Baldwin back as Jayne for Halloween
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Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:28 AM Nov 02

The man they call JAAAAAYYYYYNNE!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Emilia Clarke for Vogue UK

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razgriz21 at 08:00 AM Nov 02

She's just beautiful.

Mr.Blizzo at 01:09 PM Nov 02

Nothin' but Love

horrorfan23 at 07:52 PM Nov 02

Shut up and take me

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is a truly phenomenal piece of filmmaking. A 10/10 genre masterpiece if I've ever seen one, and I'm long overdue for a rewatch
sLaShEr84 at 01:31 PM Nov 01


Skullbone at 09:29 PM Nov 01

Well I felt T2 was just a rehash of T1 just all the characters kind of switch roles or upgraded. John Connor was the Sarah Connor i.e. the one needing protecting, Sarah/Arnold was Reece then T2 took over as villain, you have a scene being chase by a truck like in T! and the end of course takes place in a industrial complex. Just looking back on it, it just seems kind of corny in how the actors were. T2 was a bit different, in my opinion, where the Terminator when after Connor;s chain of command when it couldn't find him at first, Connor seemed more of a interesting character, what Skynet turned out to be and how it really got started and I just liked the acting/characters better overall. And I wasn't looking for a movie to just see things blow up...T2 had things blow up in it. I guess I just liked the overall feel of the movie better than T2 I guess. Now that being said I like part 1 better than any of them and Salvation the least.

OfficerFriendly at 07:56 AM Nov 02

People like Salvation? It's just a Saturday Morning cartoon version of the series. I prefer the first Terminator. T2 is fun though.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Amazon's Black Friday Deal of the day is the Alien Anthology and all of its incredible special features for $19.49. UNDER TWENTY BUCKS! Incredible. Link in the comments
Glinda at 01:39 PM Nov 01

Thanks Dodong!

This is an incredible deal.

JohnLocke2342 at 01:49 PM Nov 01

^^ Nice guys, glad I could help!

XSsoCX at 02:52 PM Nov 01

Fantastic deal, thanks for the link, amigo.

Did you get my private message yesterday? Just a heads up about a steelbook you may want.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 11 months ago

The Croods


Directed by: Chris Sanders
Written by: Chris Sanders
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Catherine Keener, Emma Stone, Clark Duke, Cloris Leachman, Ryan Reynolds
Studio: DreamWorks Animation
Genre: Animation, Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: Nicolas Cage's best performance in about a decade.


I think when it comes to animated movies there's usually a checklist of things that people want to see from each individual feature. First and foremost it has to have a colorful cast of characters that can resonate with both adults and children alike (the same goes for the jokes), and the aspects in the story need to be gently placed for of those age groups as well. It's kind of like a tightrope line that needs to be walked oh so carefully as to not fall too far into either demographic. Pixar mastered it wonderfully, as did Golden Age Disney, but Dreamworks was always like the bastard stepchild that seemed to focus more on pop culture references and marketing over originality and stories from the heart. I truly believe this studio took a turn for the better when it released How to Train Your Dragon 5 years ago and matched Pixar step for step in just about every category. That was a truly brilliant animated film that perfectly captured that almost impossible to find mixture of humor, emotion and a story with multiple emotional layers. The Croods might not reach that same level of brilliance but it damn sure tries to get there, and that's all you can really ask for in an animated feature like this...[more]...

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JohnLocke2342 at 08:49 AM Nov 01


hahaha so great! Yeah man, I think a modern day version of The Flinstones is the perfect way to describe it and we're in total agreement on the genuine emotion in the movie. That "throwing" moment at the end of the movie (without spoiling anything) hit me like a ton of bricks.. I held back tears a couple of times haha. Just a really great animated movie.

Glinda at 02:16 PM Nov 01

Great review! Not sure why I never did see this but I'm definitely going to.

razgriz21 at 08:01 AM Nov 02

Laughing at the plot description because aside from Lord of War, it's true.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

November 1st is amazing because it means I'm just 43 days away from The Desolation of Smaug. That's a little over 1,000 hours. I've watched the trilogy enough times in my life to equal over 1,000 hours anyway, so I can easily slay that time like it's nothing. almostthere.
Mr.Blizzo at 10:23 AM Nov 01

Counting down the days man. So freakin' stoked! And for Tuesday! I'm hoping Amazon will deliver it a day early.

Cochise at 12:17 PM Nov 01


Otis_Driftwood at 01:17 PM Nov 02

Can't wait! Very excited!

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