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Lupita Nyong'o and ScarJo are in negotiations to lend their voices to Jon Favreau's upcoming Jungle Book adaptation. They would join Idris Elba (who's voicing Shere Khan) with Lupita taking on Mowgli's mother and Scarlett tackling "Kaa" the python. Those are 3 heavy hitting talents right there and this "live-action/CGI" hybrid take on filming is really intriguing to me.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

aturn4theworst at 11:15 PM Jun 19

Maaan. I'm gonna miss Bale's Batman.

sLaShEr84 at 10:42 AM Jun 20

Love those batman movies.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Tonight's viewing: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Cochise at 05:52 PM Jun 19

really want to see this one again. Remember seeing it in the theatre and was disappointed... but only really cause I was expecting POTC or something lol. Been wanting to check it out again for a while now... enjoy!

Invidtus at 07:29 PM Jun 19


frenzy227 at 07:51 PM Jun 19

The one movie I fell asleep during.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

This is what they're using for Jurassic Park 4 at the moment which was taken at Licensing Expo. I know it's nothing official but the fact that this movie is actually happening is fucking surreal and I can't really believe it
Cronos at 06:15 AM Jun 19

This has become another case of "I'll believe it when I see it".

JohnLocke2342 at 08:58 AM Jun 19

haha you're both so right, especially with this movie.. "I'll believe it when I see it" seems to apply very much to JPIV since we've been waiting for well over 10+ years now.

WalkAway at 03:26 PM Jun 19

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Happy Birthday leesemarie, you are what would happen if Khaleesi and Buffy and Batgirl and Selina Kyle pooled their DNA together and made a human-being who's primary directive was baking and sarcasm. I wuv you
leesemarie at 12:32 AM Jun 19

Was making a butterscotch pudding pie and listening to the Mary Poppins soundtrack when I logged in. SMD. Love ya homes.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Jurassic Park IV is confirmed for 2015 which means that summer we'll be seeing the rebirth of the Star Wars saga, a Jurassic Park sequel and The Avengers 2. Dear god.
Invidtus at 08:01 PM Jun 18


Mr.Blizzo at 08:57 PM Jun 18


and possibly a sequel to Man of Steel as well

xwing16 at 11:37 PM Jun 18

Holy crap! Didn't even think of that when I saw they changed the release date! Is cyofreeze an option yet?

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I gotta give a shout-out to the casting director for Man of Steel who not only nailed every single role in the movie but brought 3 different child versions of Clark Kent that were borderline identical to Henry Cavill. Not only were they solid actors but they all shared similar qualities and had me believing that we were seeing the same character throughout his life, which is rare for a movie. Bravo.
X-KID at 03:43 PM Jun 18

The only person I was a little hesitant about was Amy Adams as Lois Lane, but she blew it out of the park! everyone else was on-point and I too believed we were looking back at Cavill as a young boy and then a teenager, the comparisons were seamless.

andyfilm_1 at 03:55 PM Jun 18

Agreed! Casting was perfect for this movie

Cochise at 05:39 PM Jun 18

my brother said that was the main thing he didn't like about Man of Steel, how they kept jumping from one 'version' (actor) to another to another and you could never spend enough time with one of them to get to actually know/care for the character. hmm...

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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 10 months ago



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Mr.Blizzo at 08:54 PM Jun 18

fucking phenomenal

Waking Life
Waking Life at 09:35 PM Jun 18

this... and the track "ARCADE"

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

It brings me some twisted joy in the fact that Disney calling their new movie "Frozen" will bring up a lot of issues from Netflix users who pop in what they think is an animated movie for their kids but instead get teenagers falling from ski-lifts before they're brutally murdered by wolves.
Scotch at 01:09 PM Jun 18

haha, didn't think about that. There will definitely be some mishaps by some parents not paying attention.

X-KID at 01:14 PM Jun 18

Dude! That movie was traumatizing!

Anakin at 02:40 PM Jun 18

Ewww the bit where his legs pop URGH

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Is this real life with the "Kelly Brook is flabby and fat" shit on her recently released photos? Really? Because she's a woman with real curves and is thick and sexy as hell she's called fat and asked to "tone up"? It's one thing to be a fucking asshole on the internet and another to be a degrading, disgusting human-being with insanely shameful judgments. It's shit like these comments that stir up controversy and get pushed into the limelight which continues the vicious cycle against women in mainstream media. Very rarely do you get a perfect specimen like Kelly Brook and her natural, curvy body in the spotlight and seeing it ridiculed and shamed by a couple of twat-bags is fucking disgusting. It's not even a way of growing up or learning to keep your opinion to yourself, it's delusional insanity.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:12 PM Jun 17

WHO is saying this?? Point me at 'em so I can slap the stupid right out of them!

AngryJohnnyN1930 at 08:40 PM Jun 17

Amen, brother!

JohnLocke2342 at 12:08 AM Jun 18

@Weapon X - I'm mainly talking about the basement trolls that have been ripping her on random fan sites and a ton from MovieHotties (is there something in the water there?)

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

Movie Paintings

Mood: Chillin'

bowsty98 at 08:07 PM Jun 17

I love all of these.

sLaShEr84 at 08:48 PM Jun 17

Great pics.

grelber37 at 05:49 AM Jun 18

The first painting is very well-done. It uses red subtly on the uniform and the wall. Col. Hans Landa might be smirking away, but he has blood on him.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"
timmyd at 06:45 PM Jun 17

Fantastic .

X-KID at 07:34 PM Jun 17


Mr.Blizzo at 08:05 PM Jun 17

Holy shit I want that!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

It's been four days since I've seen Man of Steel and the movie keeps festering in my mind the same way Star Trek Into Darkness did for a week after I got out of the theater. It's sad that I haven't even thought about Iron Man 3 since the second I left the movie theater on opening night and really have no desire to watch it again. If you would've told me in the beginning of the year that I would have those specific reactions to those three movies I would've laughed in your face at how wrong you were... but I guess that's just been the 2013 movie season for me.
X-KID at 07:32 PM Jun 17

Same here, I had forgotten about IM3 until you mentioned it, Into Darkness and MOS really stayed with me as well.

Terror Australis
Terror Australis at 08:13 PM Jun 17

"Iron Man 3" is definitely worth a rewatch. It definitely a better film than has been made out to be. I think it's the best one of IM series and having seen 3 times, I feel comfortable saying that.

Mr.Blizzo at 08:20 PM Jun 17

I loved it even more on a second viewing

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

"How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious."
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Every time I get to an end of a firefly marathon I hope there's a bonus episode hidden somewhere on the DVD menu that I just don't know about. Ugh, the crushing defeat of the end of this glorious series. :(
M10dS6lence at 01:47 AM Jun 17

Apparently there's a Blu-Ray with three bonus episodes, IIC

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Venom3344 at 11:54 PM Jun 16

Holy Pelennor Fields, I want that first poster.

razgriz21 at 10:07 AM Jun 17

Prime vacation spot.

Otis_Driftwood at 11:07 AM Jun 17

Great stuff that has brought a smile to my face today!

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