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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
#1 Sci-Fi
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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Everyone’s throwing out the obvious choices for Beverly in Part 2 and while I know Chastain will crush it I think they should go outside the box. I couldn’t stop thinking of Kristen Wiig when I was watching IT this week for not just the striking facial similarities but for the type of person she is. Drama, comedy, fitting in with the guys and being able to balance both lines. I could totally see her as an out of left field choice.
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KING Of All Schmoes
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

One of the great - and vastly overlooked - dramas of the last 10 years
oscarxp25 at 06:31 PM Nov 17

Yes! This movie was incredible and haunting

Glinda at 09:12 AM Nov 18

I need to watch this.

dsloy at 11:45 AM Nov 18

just read the book! the movie was a pretty damn faithful adaptation, tho jackie earl haleys character is fat and bald and has glasses

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


L.A. Confidential (1997)
Directed by Curtis Hanson

Mood: Chillin'
jimmydevito at 06:40 PM Nov 17

Excellence across the board

WalkAway at 08:03 PM Nov 17

I haven't seen so many of these yet!

Glinda at 09:14 AM Nov 18

Love this movie.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Wow. 5 minutes into Battlefront and it's easily one of the most gorgeous games I've ever seen. This is why I purchased a Playstation 4.
piranhafeast at 03:39 PM Nov 17

I agree with you about the graphics.The game's gorgeous.But unfortunately that's almost all it has to give 'cause finally SWB is just another uninteresting FPS set in Star Wars universe.I played almost 10hrs and don't like it all.Very generic,poor on maps,no solo mode,players who have already reached a high skills level and shoot you in 2secs,respawning in front of the enemies just to be shot and kill again & again,a very random gameplay from time to time and other bad or annoying things that got on my nerves.I tried really hard (10hrs!) to play cause as a big big big Star Wars I wanted to believe in the game but I don't wanna waste my time anymore.Hope you'll like it and find what you're looking for playing SWB but it's time to stop for me.Too bad.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

I love that we're 30 days out from The Force Awakens and still have no idea what the story is and haven't been given any of the movie's money shots at all. It's absurd. The closest thing we have to getting an idea of the narrative is Han Solo's amazing line to Finn and Rey about the events of the trilogy being stories and fables of the past. That's it! We knew the entire story and got every money shot in the trailers for Age of Ultron, Jurassic World, DOFP, Terminator Genysis - hell even The Revenant pretty much shows the whole story arc in their trailer. This is unprecedented and I'm so glad we haven't been spoiled. Hopefully this stays strong for one more month.
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 02:46 PM Nov 17

Fuckin' A, couldn't agree more.

unbinkable at 06:07 PM Nov 17


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Days of Future Past is the best X-Men movie ever made IMO, just edging out X2. I'm loving this franchise revival and how they're character based plots that flow through our heroes rather than revolving around them. So hearing that Fox is that impressed with Apocalypse and they're already planning on filming part 2 with Singer still attached for continuity's sake is verrrrry promising. This franchise gets knocked aside for the Marvel and DC's of the world but it's strong as fuck on its own and is right in the midst of its prime. Bring it on
Cochise at 08:39 AM Nov 17

ah yeah that's what I thought. With it being Apocalypse and all I think it would be pretty cool as a part 1 part 2 type thing, but I think we would've heard about that by now if that were the case

BATeMAN at 09:26 AM Nov 17

Its between X2 and First Class for me. Magneto's backstory is just too awesome and Fassbender kills it as the Good Guy turning Bad!

TheChanges23 at 11:17 AM Nov 18

Everything is all systems go since the Glorious Days of Future Past wiped the horrendous Last Stand from its own storyline. This is probably the only franchise that has legitimately destroyed its biggest mistake in the series and I couldn't be happier.

I know longer have to say "We're back X-fans" because with Apocalypse on the horizon, we're here to stay!!!!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

The Extended Edition of The Battle of the Five Armies comes out today and I just couldn't really give a shit, I'll get get it whenever I get to it. That pretty much sums up my feelings on the trilogy.
Cochise at 07:37 AM Nov 17

Cool. They do give that bit a little time at the end yeah. There's a few pieces here and there added in throughout that help and flesh things out plot wise for sure in this one. Still my favourite addition is the awesome iced river action sequence they added back in.

AngryJohnnyN1930 at 10:39 AM Nov 17

@Walk, I believe the box set also came out today.

I got mine, John, c'mon brother!

unbinkable at 06:19 PM Nov 17

The box set is on the christmas list I sent to my folks. If they don't get it, I'll grab it after.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Fargo season 2 is absolutely incredible - this is the very best thing on television at the moment.
ericodarko at 07:45 PM Nov 16

Yup, absolutely. The fact that Bruce Campbell is on the best AND the most fun (Ash vs Evil Dead) shows is just so fucking cool to me.

Beauski at 03:13 AM Nov 17

It's absolutely superb dude!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Hooooooooly shit Super Star Wars - the old SNES game - is coming to PS4 tomorrow!!
XSsoCX at 05:21 PM Nov 16

One of the reasons I want that Vader Playstation 4, it comes with Star War: Battlefront(of course.), Super Star Wars, Star Wars: Racer Revenge, Jedi Starfighter and Star Wars Bounty Hunter.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 05:52 PM Nov 16

Fuck yeah dude! I got Super Empire on my Wii Virtual Console, but I think I'm gonna snag SSW on PS4.

klinteastwood at 07:32 PM Nov 16

wish nintendo would release shadows of the empire for the virtual console

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


Oldboy (2003)
Directed by Park Chan-Wook

Mood: Chillin'
Glinda at 03:28 PM Nov 16

Love it. No plans to ever see the remake on this one.

Scotch at 03:38 PM Nov 16

Just an incredible film all around. Few movies can smack you in the face like 'Oldboy'. And yeah, fuck the remake.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 09:30 PM Nov 18

Outstanding, kickass film!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Lol they're remaking Memento?! Are you kidding? I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point but GO FUCK YOURSELF HOLLYWOOD
razgriz21 at 11:51 AM Nov 16

What a horrible idea.

Glinda at 03:37 PM Nov 16

smh Well last week I asked "what next," so here it is.

I won't be bothering with this one.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 09:29 PM Nov 18

This is so dumb...

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

Queen Chastain

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Mood: Horny
Tags: My Queen
JohnLocke2342 at 10:03 AM Nov 16

This is the sexiest thing I've ever seen and I'll be in my bunk

OldKingClancy at 10:19 AM Nov 16


writer19 at 10:58 AM Nov 16

OH my good god she's beautiful

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Who else is getting Star Wars: Battlefront tomorrow and taking on the Empire??
XSsoCX at 10:32 AM Nov 16

Not yet, amigo. But I am sure I will soon-ish.

I have been really really tempted to snag that Vader Playstation 4. I have been tossing around the idea of getting that system, because I wickedly want to play "Until Dawn".

Zacharia at 02:24 PM Nov 16

Grabbing it on Black Friday for PS4.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 02:57 PM Nov 16

Waiting on the reviews, word of mouth and a potential holiday sale.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

It's sad to see Peyton Manning so fucking terrible. It's time for him to retire
unbinkable at 09:48 PM Nov 15

It kills me :(

sLaShEr84 at 11:39 AM Nov 16

Yep I couldn't believe that's him back there throwing all those pits smh and now leading the NFL in interceptions.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 02:57 PM Nov 16

Peyton will be fine. Just order a Papa John's and watch some Direct TV.

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Top 10 Favorite Star Wars Moments

1. Binary Sunset (ANH)
2. Vader's Redemption (ROTJ)
3. Escape from Jabba's Palace (ROTJ)
4. Han Frozen in Carobnite (ESB)
5. "You failed your highness, I am a Jedi" (ROTJ)
6. Luke vs Vader: Round 1 (ESB)
7. Han and Greedo (ANH)
8. The Battle of Hoth (ESB)
9. "That is why you fail" (ESB)
10. "Distraction" (ANH)

Based on a list by Joe Scorpio

jeo4 at 08:31 AM Nov 15

So much awesomeness. There are no wrong answers here.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 09:07 AM Nov 15

DUDE! I've never seen that gif on #4, it's so cool!

No surprise but this list fucking rocks!

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