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Dinosaurs lose a lot of their bad-assery with feathers on their body so let's all agree as a species to never acknowledge that discovery. Cool? Cool.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

timmyd at 06:51 PM Sep 24

wow. awesome pic.

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WalkAway at 09:54 PM Sep 28

Her hair looks good that length

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

With Ridley Scott revealing that the actual title to Prometheus 2 is "Alien: Paradise Lost" then that means Blomkamp's Alien 5 isn't actually getting made now, is it? WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS FRANCHISE
Anakin at 12:05 PM Sep 24

Well to be quite honest mate I don't think Scott has enough clout with FOX as people may think. As far as N.B. is concerned it's still all systems go. He even dismissed the 'news' about Scott putting the hold on his movie as untrue. I'm confident it's coming.

JohnLocke2342 at 12:41 PM Sep 24

fingers crossed dude!

Weapon X
Weapon X at 02:22 PM Sep 24

Don't you fuck this up for Blomkamp, Ridley! Don't you dare.

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Glinda at 12:37 PM Sep 24

This is awesome and I love Boromir's " A Hero."

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Joe Scorpio at 05:05 PM Sep 24

That's pretty fucking cool!

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My 10 favorite Actors right now

1. Oscar Isaac
2. Tom Hardy
3. Benicio Del Toro
4. Tilda Swinton
5. Michael Fassbender
6. Chiwetel Ejiofor
7. Jessica Chastain
8. Sam Rockwell
9. Idris Elba
10. Jakey G
timmyd at 06:26 PM Sep 23

very nice.

Invidtus at 06:46 PM Sep 23

Cool and the gang~

Glinda at 12:59 PM Sep 24

Awesome list! Sam Rockwell is just so under appreciated I think. He's always just fantastic.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

emmyd at 03:57 PM Sep 23

oh my god I LOVE this picture!

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 09:44 AM Sep 24

Love the pitcure but the quote is even better.

Glinda at 01:01 PM Sep 24

This is so neat.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

I can listen to nothing but movie soundtracks all goddamn day and be perfectly content
BATeMAN at 03:16 PM Sep 23

I'm always doing it.

YoshioKun13 at 06:37 PM Sep 23

I can and I do.

Glinda at 01:08 PM Sep 24

Me too!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

I don't like Amy Adams as Lois Lane.. at all really. I guess it doesn't really matter if they're abandoning the Man of Steel franchise and sort of turning it into a Justice League: Knights of the Roundtable franchise instead though.
unbinkable at 03:37 PM Sep 23

I don't like her as Lois or the movie in general haha

YoshioKun13 at 06:44 PM Sep 23

She had the potential to be good, maybe great, one of the best Lois portrayals ever.

But the way the wrote the character.....bleeeah.

Otis_Driftwood at 09:15 PM Sep 23

Didn't care for "Man of Steel" at all. Just not the Superman I'm use to.

BTW, the man in the clip above may have been the best Luthor of all time.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Happy Birthday to the Bossman JoBlo himself! Without him we would've even be here on this site right now posting about movies and throwing up gif lists.
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 09:40 AM Sep 23

Hear hear! Cheers, Berge.

Invidtus at 01:00 PM Sep 23

Happy Birthday Berge ! ~

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

I honestly don't think Han and Leia are together in The Force Awakens at all. In fact it seems like all 3 of them went in completely separate directions since Jedi ended and Luke sort of isolated himself the most. Maybe Han and Leia tried to stay together but they both wanted different things out of life - Han can't be tied down to one spot and Leia has an entire Rebellion to run. Oh and on a completely unrelated but sort of kind of maybe related note: I don't really wanna see much (if any) Jedi and Sith stuff in these movies. We saw a whole prequel trilogy of that and the best stories always centered around the non-Jedi/Sith characters anyway. It's one thing to try and harness the Force by a now Obi-Wan central Luke Skywalker as well as seeing Kylo Ren digging up Sith artifacts but a full on Jedi vs Sith round 3? No thanks
JohnLocke2342 at 09:42 PM Sep 22

I don't think that'll be the main focus of these movies though.. or at least it won't be in the way that the first two trilogies were. They seem to be exploring all new things with The First Order and the fact that Luke is the last Jedi - that Kylo Ren isn't a Sith at all but is actually hunting down Sith relics.

We'll rediscover the Force for sure - the movie is titled The Force Awakens afterall - but there's no clear Jedi vs Sith pattern like we had in both prior trilogies.. and I love that.

Cochise at 10:14 PM Sep 22

I'd be shocked if the First Order wasn't Sith related/run though, with Andy Serkis' character or whoever being a Sith Lord or something. Especially considering the similar designs and such. It is cool like you say that they may be exploring other possibilities, like Kylo Ren not being an out and out Sith (looks like at the time of TFA, there aren't really any Jedi or Sith out there... like at all) but I still get the feeling it'll be Jedi vs. Sith based in the grand scheme of things. And it looks like whatshisface from Attack The Block will sort of be like 'the new Jedi' or the beginning of the Jedi resurgence in the same kind of way that Luke was in A New Hope. We'll see though, I like that there's still so much mystery about it

JohnLocke2342 at 09:37 AM Sep 23

^ Right exactly, that mystery is key to me. It isn't a straight Jedi vs Sith story anymore (or at least it might not be). Hell if Finn is the "new Jedi" he was someone who actually came from The First Order as a stormtrooper! I love that gray area where we're exploring different sides of the galaxy and the mindset of our heroes. You didn't get any of that in the first two trilogies at all - it was a pretty standard good vs evil, jedi vs sith layout from start to finish.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Speaking of Kurt Russell, he's one of the baddest mother fuckers to ever live and I realllly wanna do a Kurt Russell Marathon. Basically a BAMF week with his 7 best movies. Which do you think would be absolute essentials for this? I already have The Thing, Escape from New York, Tombstone and Big Trouble in Little China for musts. What would be your 7?
ericodarko at 04:54 PM Sep 22

freakin Backdraft has to be watched during your week! also, Miracle, Executive Decision & Vanilla Sky.

Glinda at 05:28 PM Sep 22

I love Miracle and Backdraft and the also mentioned Overboard! He's so funny in that.

brewsky99 at 07:23 PM Sep 22

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (o.k maybe not in the top 7) The Mean Season, Tequila Sunrise and Used Cars are all fine films.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Kurt Russell is far and away the best actor the Fast and the Furious franchise has ever had (which isn't saying much, but still) so they better bring him back and feature him as a prominent player in their inevitable sequels.
HAIL_TO_THE_KING at 02:01 PM Sep 22

its all in the reflexes

brewsky99 at 02:21 PM Sep 22

I think it's pretty certain that Russell will feature in another film with 8 in it's title .

Cochise at 10:21 PM Sep 22

as awesome as he is his whole character did nothing but bring in a pointless subplot that brought the movie down and I think his character had something to do with that ridiculously out of place and lame downtown drone chase or whatever the hell. Idk, they really should've just ended the series with 7 especially with Paul's passing. It was a step up from 6 that's for damn sure, and was redeeming on that front for sure cause 6 was just crap but the drone stuff and the Russell stuff... weak points for sure. Wish it were just a straight up revenge tale with Statham coming in, killing some, then getting off'd and then everyone just retires for good - maybe have a spinoff with The Rock because money. Oh well

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

If a concept for this movie doesn't excited you than we can't be friends. Please Eli Roth, don't fuck up Meg dude.
Glinda at 05:30 PM Sep 22

lol oh man that looks awesome. Never knew about this until now.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

I caught Backcountry last night which was a decent thriller with a driving force of helplessness that propels every character decision. It's the "true story" of a couple that gets lost on a camping trip and wanders into the feeding grounds of a rogue black bear. It's a standard survival thriller with a shadow of bleakness cast around the entire narrative - and it affects and ultimately dooms them on their journey. The tension it manages to capture is genuine and if nothing else it offers the most horrifically brutal and realistic depiction of a bear attack I've ever seen on film. So, there's that.
WalkAway at 02:41 PM Sep 22

I didn't know this was out!

Glinda at 05:32 PM Sep 22

I had no idea this was out either. I thought it was next year. So glad to hear this I'm going to check it out. Love this type even if hard to watch. I'm sure it's much better than Grizzly although I didn't dislike that for it's time...

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 09:37 PM Sep 25

Glad you liked it a bit. I might check it out next week.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

Minority Report looks terrible which isn't surprising in the least.. there's no reason to be turning one of the most underrated and impressive science-fiction movies of the last 20 years into a TV show.
ericodarko at 12:39 PM Sep 22

It looks teribly bland & useless. One thought I didn't have have watching this movie (many, many times because it is brilliant) is "Boy, I wish I could see this as a case-of-the-week TV show". This show will get very repetitive very fast.

Cochise at 10:24 PM Sep 22

that cast looks terrible

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WalkAway at 07:18 PM Sep 21

She's got that all-American look!

RetroMovieCritic at 08:06 PM Sep 21

woah from head to toe.

emmyd at 11:31 PM Sep 21

So gorgeous

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