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The Lord of the Rings
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#1 Comedy
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Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
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#1 Fantasy
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#1 Actress
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#1 Director
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LOL oh my god the Force Awakens trailer got me thinking about the prequels and I forgot how atrocious Attack of the Clones was. There's literally sequences like this gif scattered all throughout that movie and the prequel trilogy in general. Stuff that's so obviously actors in front of a green screen without any direction or any enemies at all - just with George Lucas telling them "yeah just wave around your lightsaber.. we'll add in enemies in post-production". I mean, LOOK AT HIM! He looks like he's sleepwalking through a practice take and THAT'S the shot they used?
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OldKingClancy at 01:41 AM May 31

Seeing those three on the big-screen will always be one of the best cinema experience of my life.

Edgar telling the audience to applaud every use of 'Fuck' in Shaun was the highlight.

timmyd at 03:32 AM May 31

brilliance , each and every one.

Mr.Blizzo at 03:59 AM May 31

Love this!

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JohnLocke2342 posted an IMAGE item: 11 months ago
I can't express how much I love this poster

JohnLocke2342 at 10:07 PM May 30

@VitaminMan8 - I wish man, it's just a fan poster I found on DeviantArt.. but it's fucking UNREAL! I need to find a way to get it printed on a canvas and framed haha

Cochise at 10:08 PM May 30


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Whoa there's a Joe Namath biopic being developed?- and from James Mangold no less?! As a huge NFL and NY Jets fan I gotta say this immediately piqued my interest. I know he's the it man right now but my God Matthew McConaughey could immediately capture that Broadway Joe swagger.
Cochise at 09:50 PM May 30

Mangold has me interested, and man MM would be sweet, could be a great flick

XSsoCX at 12:53 AM May 31

Sounds cool, I am reading rumors about Jake Gyllenhaal in the lead.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

TheChanges23 at 10:30 PM May 30

Isnt she like, the scifi queen right now?

WalkAway at 02:27 AM May 31

looove her

sLaShEr84 at 02:00 PM May 31


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I watched Safety Not Guaranteed tonight for only the second time and I can't get over how wonderfully charming of a movie it is. It's one of those rare "dramedies" that can go from quirky and goofy at times to completely serious only a moment later-- yet there's no awkward shift in tone or an improper balance to speak of. Each character has their own arc whether they're the focal point of the movie or a second and third string role that doesn't have much to go on, and it's so goddamn refreshing. As if the news today couldn't make me that much more excited for Jurassic World I'm now basically high on Trevorrow and I'm never coming down.
Derek237 at 04:19 AM May 30

+ Aubrey Plaza adorableness

Anakin at 08:07 AM May 30

Great flick

ericodarko at 01:15 PM May 30

100% agree. rewatched it this weekend (after watching jurassic park the blu-ray for JP is incredible) and I just love this movie. Such a well made, small movie. Also, a Kristen Bell cameo never hurts!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Mr.Blizzo at 01:32 AM May 30


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Dr Jan-itor at 06:41 PM May 30

That's LOTR ain't it? Do you mean the EE of DOS Cochise?

Cochise at 07:55 PM May 30

^ oh shit! I totally thought it was the part where they unlock the magic door to the castle with Smaug haha

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

*****DO NOT READ FOR XMEN DOFP VIRGINS******//::::::::::::DAYS OF FUTURE PAST ROGUE SPOILERS:::::::: ///// **** LAST CALL TO NOT READ THIS ****** So after all of that back and forth in the media it seems she was indeed cut out of the project almost entirely, save for a brief glimpse of her at the end. Now when you go back and watch that first trailer you can make out a sequence where Bobby and Magneto of all people seem to be rescuing her from a camp, which leads me to believe there is a lot more to this movie then we saw. I also noticed a sequence with Wolverine post time travel and another of Xavier that were also cut out.. so does that mean we are getting a longer director's cut blu-ray release? I HOPE SO.
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Weapon X at 11:29 PM May 28

Except for The Wolverine, Director's Cuts just don't seem to be in the plan where the X-Men films are concerned, so I wouldn't count on any such thing for DOFP. I hope I'm wrong.

HeyDude3007 at 11:46 PM May 28

@ Anakin: Dude did you read an early draft of the movie?

Cochise at 10:29 PM May 29

hey I can read this now! Haha. I would love to see an Extended Cut but from what Anakin's saying it doesn't sound like its possible, at least not in any way that adds anything significant what with it basically totally altering the movie... it would have to be an alternate cut and I think that would be too potentially awkward and expensive.

This is the 'scene' from the first trailer I noticed wasn't dofp deleted scene on Make A Gif

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also I just watched the 3rd trailer for the first time and maaan what. First off some horribly chopped together dialog at the beginning making it seem like it means something different than it does in the actual movie, but then also Wolverine saying something I don't think we heard in the movie... about the Sentinels first targeting mutants, and then all humans... I didn't know that. I thought there were humans somewhere controlling them but looking at it this way it seems more like a Matrix type scenario, which is an interesting new perspective... I can't find anything else that wasn't there in any of the 3 trailers though.

Will be very interested to see the deleted scenes and directors commentary (hopefully) but to be honest I think the movie was pretty perfectly paced and such.

Kind of weird that Paquin was kind of butted out of it, but I'm still foggy on what exactly it would've been like with her... to be honest I thought Ellen Page was surprisingly great in DOFP even though she only had a few lines, she really brought great emotion to a very limited role that felt very real. Again though yeah, in the end credits it was weird to see Anna Paquin listed like 4th or something...

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The official synopsis for Pixar's new film "Inside Out": "Growing up can be a bumpy road, and it's no exception for Riley, who is uprooted from her Midwest life when her father starts a new job in San Francisco. Like all of us, Riley is guided by her emotions – Joy (Amy Poehler), Fear (Bill Hader), Anger (Lewis Black), Disgust (Mindy Kaling) and Sadness (Phyllis Smith). The emotions live in Headquarters, the control center inside Riley’s mind, where they help advise her through everyday life. As Riley and her emotions struggle to adjust to a new life in San Francisco, turmoil ensues in Headquarters. Although Joy, Riley's main and most important emotion, tries to keep things positive, the emotions conflict on how best to navigate a new city, house and school."
Cochise at 06:14 PM May 28

lol I get it you guys, you disagree. Just because they win awards doesn't mean I'm somehow wrong or dumb. Just sharing my opinion, not insulting anyone or saying any of you guys are wrong or I'm 'right' or anything...

JohnLocke2342 at 07:41 PM May 28

^ Duder I'm just stating my opinion while simultaneously busting your balls lol, don't take it so personally.

Cochise at 12:05 AM May 29

oh haha sorry man, I saw WalkAway's comment pretty much just straight up calling me/what I said/my viewpoint pretentious and ridiculous and then took your comment in a similarly demeaning way, rather than in a tongue in cheek/ball busting way. My bad.

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FX's The Strain - Teaser Trailer


Cochise at 05:16 PM May 28

I'm so sick and tired of vampires and the concept art I saw did nothing but extinguish any last interest I had in this (as big of a GDT fan as I am) but to be honest I checked this out anyway and that last little shot there... wow, alright. I'm intrigued again lol

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:17 PM May 28

Must have now, MUST HAVE NOW.

ericodarko at 05:18 PM May 28

@cochise I can assure you that you are going to love these vampires

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The Purge: Anarchy looks to be doing exactly what we wanted the first one to do, and that was explore that violently nasty premise on a wider level rather than being stuck inside one setting for the entire movie. I'm only hoping it's Rated R (the last trailer I saw said "this film is not yet rated") and we'll be getting a look at some brutal, intense scenarios.
ericodarko at 05:01 AM May 28

I really wanted to like the first one but it just didn't do it for me. Still, I loved the premise and really wanted to give the sequel a shot. When I saw the trailer, I was very interested. Seems liek they've got a good thing going with this sequel. Also, it's nice to see Zach Gilford (Friday Night Lights; Matt Saracen) in a potentially big movie. I guess you can count me in

Cochise at 05:40 PM May 28

definitely looks R-rated from the trailer with all the blood, would be kinda shocked if it wasn't.

The first was a damn good start and introduction to the world, so I'm down for this! Only thing I'm really worried about is Frank Grillo. I like him in Warrior but as a lead good guy? I don't know, we'll see...

July though? Like really? This would be a perfect October/Halloween type flick... son of a bitch

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Threat Poet at 06:20 PM May 28

That second trailer with Frank Grillo in it had me sold...and I still haven't seen the first one yet.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Happy Birthday to a goddamn legend and Tolkien scholar
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Cochise at 07:51 PM May 27

totally, dude is so talented in so many ways. Just nuts

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Long Live these Guys
OldKingClancy at 07:54 PM May 27

A simultaneous 'Fuck you'

Gotta love them both.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Invidtus at 07:29 PM May 27

They really let their yard go to shit-

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Wow it's been 3 and a half weeks and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 still hasn't crossed $200 million domestically at the Box Office yet? Compared to the first movie where it took 12 days to cross that feat I'm wondering if U.S. audiences are a little tired of the web slinger, and maybe the franchise isn't as popular as Sony imagined it to be after they announced plans for 4 more movies. Internationally they're eating it up though as it's grossed more than $475 million around the world so they'll be plenty more I guess but man, I thought it would be a much bigger hit in the States.
JohnLocke2342 at 04:36 PM May 27

It's no secret that I find these movies to be a heaping pile of mediocrity that just "sort of exists" but I honestly had no idea of the perception it had from the general public. I guess I just assumed Spider-Man would be a box office juggernaut in the US with Sony playing up the popularity of the franchise as a major selling point for more sequels.

Anakin at 05:07 PM May 27

I like both of these movies and I hope we get a ASM3

aturn4theworst at 04:02 AM May 29

It's only been 7 years since Spider-Man 3 (I know, I can't believe it's only been 7). They didn't give the franchise a break and gave us 2 mediocre 'Amazing' Spider-Man's since that time. A 4th Raimi movie would've been more interesting, imo.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

WalkAway threw down a gauntlet of must-watch horror movies in a step by step process that's pretty damn impressive.. Check it out in the comments below:
emmyd at 10:12 AM May 27

Wow! Amazing! This is great WalkAway, so many good ones in there. I'll definitely have to check out a few of those that I haven't seen yet. And I'll be showing this to my teenage little sister who hasn't really entered the horror movie craze yet, it's a fantastic introduction for her. Great job!

ericodarko at 01:42 PM May 27

Yup, great list!

JohnnyPHreak at 01:52 PM May 27

Wow. That's impressive and awesome.

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