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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


Jurassic Park (1993)
Directed by Steven Spielberg

Mood: Chillin'
Scotch at 06:05 PM Dec 09

This film was so important to my childhood. One of the very reasons I love movies so much now

Glinda at 07:24 PM Dec 09


WalkAway at 12:27 PM Dec 10


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

"Maybe it's just the Gotham City in me... we just have a bad history with freaks dressed as clowns".. GODDAMN WHAT A LINE
Cochise at 09:41 AM Dec 09

come on Chris Terrio save the day! That's why I have faith that BvS will redeem MoS, that one big creative change... we'll see

Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:03 AM Dec 09

If it weren't for Clark asking "Who's that?" as Bruce rolled up, I'd think the two of them already knew each other's secrets. The conversation is thick with "I know something you don't know" taunting.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Alicia Vikander is so goddamn talented. I'm glad her career is taking the hell off
Invidtus at 12:26 PM Dec 09

She's amazing~

timmyd at 05:15 PM Dec 09

She was fantastic in Ex_Machina and was the best part of Seventh Son. I'm a fan.

Glinda at 07:37 PM Dec 09

She's fabulous. Breathtakingly gorgeous and such a great actress. Love her already.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a POLL item: about 2 years ago

Which was the best spy film of the year?:

JohnLocke2342 at 04:20 PM Dec 08

^ That's great to hear man - I definitely want to check it out eventually as it really just looked like a "fun" flick.

To be honest Spectre was dead last out of the 3 that I saw (and it wasn't really close). I'm in the camp that thought that movie was a mess and a huge disappointment so hopefully you enjoy it - I tend to be the one of the only people on this site that feels that way haha.

ericodarko at 04:45 PM Dec 08

4 solid choices (see, I thought I was in the minority fro really digging Spectre) but Rogue Nation just had that extra something to push it into 1st place. Can't deny the action spectacle that Cruise puts on! I'm with Cochise on MFUNCLE. It's just a fun, super-stylish (style over substance in a good way) and the whole cast seems to be having a blast

timmyd at 04:48 PM Dec 08


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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Directed by Steven Spielberg

Mood: Chillin'
Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 08:55 PM Dec 08

Great film!

sLaShEr84 at 01:26 PM Dec 09

Great pick Saving Private Ryan is a great war movie.

Glinda at 07:49 PM Dec 09

My second favorite WWII movie after BoB (I call that a movie). Just fantastic.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

"Across 3 trailers and 13 tv spots The Force Awakens has shown less than six minutes of footage from the two hour and sixteen minute film a person involved in the campaign said. "That's extremely low," said a marketing executive at s rival studio. "Twelve to fifteen minutes is the average'". Well then, I guess they did stick to their guns and are showing as blatantly little as possible. Excellent.
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 02:23 PM Dec 08

I've only seen the first 3 teasers and that Comic Con spot. And that's all I'm gonna need until next Thursday night! Dig it.

Glinda at 02:36 PM Dec 08

Awesome to hear and that's unbelievable that typical is 12-15 minutes! Yikes

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

The familiarity of The Force Awakens?


So I kinda wanna talk about something in here regarding The Force Awakens and expectations that I've read on the internet recently. I'm seeing a lot of chatter that the story beats and character relationships will harken back to A New Hope and be a sort of rehash of that movie in a lot of ways. It'll be safe and familiar and won't take too many risks while still being an incredibly fun and fast paced movie. I think it was Mike from RLM who said "it'll be a movie that has a 92% on rottentomatoes but won't set the world on fire with its story"... and that's perfectly fine to me. In fact I would argue that's probably the only way they can relaunch this franchise right now. After the colossal failure of the prequels in the eyes of the fandom wouldn't you want to map out a safer and familiar reintroduction to that Galaxy far far away in order to get everyone's feet wet again? I'm not saying it has to take the easy way out when it comes to every single story beat but for my money this is the optimal way to go about The Force Awakens. It's also what JJ Abrams is best at (take Star Trek 2009 for example - he had a parallel universe to play in and relied on a lot of the familiar character tropes with a fresh coat of paint that was wildly successful and exciting). It's not this movie but rather the sequel (or Episode 8) that should be the one where you take the risks and go out on a limb after you've established a central universe again.

I don't know, this is mostly rambling and we'll have no idea what the outcome of this movie will be until December 17th but if it does go down this way I'd almost prefer it to the alternate route. I want an exhilarating space adventure that fits the checklist of the original trilogy while giving me fleshed out new characters to root for and fall in love with. I'm NOT SAYING I JUST WANT A REHASH OF A NEW HOPE AT ALL. I'm saying a film that follows parallels from A New Hope might be an ideal way to handle Rey, Finn and Poe's introductions. Marvel proved that you don't have to reinvent the wheel with your scripts as long as you have characters on screen that audiences will follow to the end of the earth. They're who these movies are about first and foremost and why the beating heart of the MCU is so goddamn strong. I don't think it's a coincidence that they're both now under the same Disney umbrella either. 9 days and counting I think it is now?

Mood: Chillin'

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 01:43 PM Dec 08

I think it's a safe bet that JJ, Kathleen Kennedy and LucasFilm overall are not going to 'rehash' that first movie. I think it's brilliant that they are bringing back the characters we love from that first trilogy to 'kick-start' this next trilogy. Will there be comparisons to those first 3 movies? Undoubtedly. I mean, there has to be but I don't think it will go into overkill territory.
Bottom line is this: Whatever the movie turns out to be, there will be some people that will complain it's too much like the original trilogy while other people will complain that it's too new and different.
For me personally, I just want Episode VII to be at the very least on par with those original films. All signs indicate that that's what we're going to get. *fingers crossed*

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Seriously wtf would we do without IMDB?
Weapon X
Weapon X at 02:12 PM Dec 08

Refer to everyone on film as "that person from that thing".

Glinda at 02:44 PM Dec 08

When I first discovered that site I felt like my entire previous life was a movie trivia shambles. I lived there for weeks (not as a member, just looking stuff up).

timmyd at 04:56 PM Dec 08

like Glinda said , I spent ages there when I first discovered it . like a kid in a candy store.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

"A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be s progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later." - Stanley Kubrick
Scotch at 08:06 AM Dec 08

Slowschmo at 11:15 AM Dec 08


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

OMG Martin Freeman coming back to Fargo to narrate tonight's episode is making my entire life
ericodarko at 07:29 PM Dec 07

Holy shit! Really!? Fuck it, starting the episode now!

Nick KEWL at 10:16 AM Dec 08

fuck that was him? I had no idea

JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: about 2 years ago

The incredible Fargo drum track from last week's episode


Beauski at 04:48 PM Dec 07

So sick.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


Braveheart (1995)
Directed by Mel Gibson

Mood: Chillin'
WalkAway at 07:56 AM Dec 08

Knew this was coming up!

Glinda at 08:22 AM Dec 08

Love it! Great choice.

Otis_Driftwood at 07:52 PM Dec 08

Damn...what a movie!?

One of my faves as well. Watched it soo many times...

"William Wallace killed 50 men...50, if it was one!"

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

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Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 01:46 PM Dec 07

Cannot believe we're this close!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

I survived being a Jets fan in enemy territory at the Giants game today.. and WE WON IN OVERTIME IN THE BATTLE OF NY! Holy shit what a day MFC
Laksmikanti at 10:47 PM Dec 06

Giants fans are famous for their "passion", good you survived. Is amazing to watch your team win, while you are in enemy territory.

oscarxp25 at 03:37 AM Dec 07

I was there too today but I am a Giants fan. We are absolutely awful this season. I am glad for you guys though, Fitzpatrick is a big step over Geno.

timmyd at 11:08 AM Dec 07


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Why would Ron Howard go through all the trouble of filming In the Heart of the Sea on the ocean when they digitalized and color corrected everything to shit in post production so it looks like it was filmed in a studio?
Glinda at 02:16 PM Dec 07

That is weird and doesn't make any sense at all. Insecurity must have taken hold of Ron.

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