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The Lord of the Rings
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
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The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
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Before Midnight
#1 Romance
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#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
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#1 Actress
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Happy Birthday to Paul Thomas Anderson, one of my all-time favorite directors. Hollywood truly needs more filmmakers and visionaries like him.
oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 10:06 AM Jun 26

I can't wait for "inherent vice"! I hope we get to a trailer soon

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I'm hearing from a couple sources that Peter Jackson just approved the first trailer for The Battle of the Five Armies.. meaning it'll debut soon.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:49 AM Jun 26

Easy, simmer down now, simmer down.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:03 PM Jun 26

FUCK
YES

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 07:22 PM Jun 26

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Other than Megan Fox being her usual lifeless self I thought that TMNT trailer was.. definitely.. DOPE. Yeah, I dug it! And I'm not ashamed to admit that. I have my fingers crossed it'll come out good like the rest of you guys right now.
Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 07:24 PM Jun 24

Keeping my fingers crossed too...it does look like fun.

Heero
Heero at 08:06 PM Jun 24

I think it looks atrocious...

Shredder looks like a joke, the turtles and their "get ups" are just over kill.

Can not stand this junk at all...

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 08:13 PM Jun 24

I will say this, it's a better trailer than what we got before. And I kinda do like some of the adornments worn like Leo's NY button. Otherwise, I have no clue what to think about any of this. Shredder looks overkill with the blades but I've come across the idea that maybe that's a cyborg version and Fitchner will appear later on as the real flesh & blood deal. Tony Shalhoub was the other late addition as Splinter.

I had a chuckle at the dig about them being aliens. Ok that was pretty good.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 01:59 PM Jun 24

she looks amazing...who is she?

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:13 PM Jun 24

^ Ah, sorry man.. that's Katrina Law, a fiercely gorgeous little ass-kicker from Spartacus and Arrow.

WalkAway
WalkAway at 03:12 PM Jun 24

love her freckles

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

So the first episode of Penny Dreadful was pretty much a bloody violent balls to the wall horror/action mash-up that starred Eva Green, Timothy Dalton and Josh Hartnett doing his best Nathan Algren impersonation. It was equal parts Blade, Van Helsing, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with a generous helping of sexuality. There was something about the first ten or so minutes that roped me in and kept me intrigued, even if I wasn't entirely sure what I was watching half the time (or if it was even good). Either way I'm game for Episode 2 and it officially has my attention.
Cochise
Cochise at 05:41 PM Jun 23

I only watched half of the first episode but it totally blew me away, I could not believe the quality. It straight up blew away damn near every horror movie in recent years. Only stopped it cause I'm waiting til it's all out then plan to marathon it this October

Nick KEWL
Nick KEWL at 10:15 AM Jun 25

DUDE I AM HOOKED! 5 EPISODES IN AND EVA GREEN:)

ottway
ottway at 02:20 PM Jul 03

Great show it you love the genre u will dig it I think since Showtime renewed it for 10 episodes instead of just 8 the pace will get better its taking the slow burn approach like true detective did but I love it the goth horror style and to top it off it has the best actress in the game at least that's what I think it's gotta league of extraordinary gentlemen feel to it and with it being on Showtime it's gotta great chance at staying on for a great while I'm not a big fan of game of thrones i only watch just a few shows but I think PD has a great chance at becoming a great series!!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

It's kind of funny that while Nathan Fillion was adamantly (and rightfully/contractually) denying a cameo in GoTG at ComicCon Saturday James Gunn was actually confirming it. Now I know I don't speak for everyone but the ONLY CAMEO I want to see him do is a cameo as Malcolm Reynolds. I just think it's too perfect of an opportunity - with it being a space adventure and all - though I'm not sure that's even possible to do.
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 03:57 PM Jun 23

It has to be Mal, even if it doesn't make sense, it has to be Mal.

ericodarko
ericodarko at 04:35 PM Jun 23

if he shows up as Mal, I am walking out of the theater because nothing will ever top that moment of epicness...ever!

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

One does not simply walk into Mordor..








Mood: Happy
Glinda
Glinda at 06:25 PM Jun 23

You always find the most beautiful LOTR gifs. These are amazing.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 03:01 PM Jun 23

60 years apart and both involve men of small stature going to places that are known for being very hot.

Me think Middle Earth just likes to torment the little folk from time to time.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

It's no secret that I fucking LOVE Temple of Doom and cherish it as much as Raiders and The Last Crusade, and one of the main reasons for that is the amount of iconic "Indy" moments it holds. For instance I always loved the fuck out of this scene for so many different reasons, but mainly because it once again solidifies the "crazy" in Indy that was always present. The best part is that it's not just a "split-second" decision but you can actually watch him work through the idea in his head, fight it off for a second, and then FULLY EMBRACE THE INSANITY OF IT ALL. It's hilariously brilliant and brings you that much closer to the character in a way we hadn't really seen in Raiders.
Anakin
Anakin at 02:00 PM Jun 23

That bridge cutting scene for me is what I always go to whenever I think about the character. Iconic.

oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 02:53 PM Jun 23

I love "Temple of Doom" and don't understand the hate. That scene, in your photo, is awesome

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:05 PM Jun 23

^ I found that there are two types of people in life, there are people that are awesome and there are people that hate Temple of Doom.

.. just kidding ;)

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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 11 months ago

This Star Wars trailer re-cut in the comedic tone of Guardians of the Galaxy is PHENOMENAL

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLyNMSkTiGg

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 02:34 PM Jun 23

It's pretty damn incredible.

I love that part where Vader falls down, just so well-timed.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:35 PM Jun 23

Ah shit I didn't know you posted this earlier.. sorry OKC!

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 02:36 PM Jun 23

Fuck it.

More the merrier, it's a damn good video worth sharing.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Happy Birthday WalkAway!

As some of you may already know WalkAway and I have a friendship that goes back about 6 years since we first met. She was one of my girlfriend's flat mates in college and during a weekend trip we were introduced when she had to run out for errands. Having not known anything about one another we asked the standard questions you ask in the beginning.. your favorite food, your favorite shows and of course, your favorite movie. When WalkAway responded with "Armageddon" I immediately knew we were going to hit it off. You see, Armageddon is one of those love it or hate it movies that I really fucking enjoy, and I've never once in my entire life known someone else who liked it that much. Right after that she busts out this viral video compilation of the gifs/memes and short clips made by fans leading up to the release of "The Dark Knight" and it was at that moment where we instantly bonded. It was a friendship that was sort of meant to be from the beginning and over the years we've gotten incredibly close to the point that she knows just about everything about me. We've spawned a kinship that honestly resembles brother-sister relations and she's basically the little sister I never had. She's inspired and pushed me to show my creative side, to be more open in how I perceive things and to even be accepting in ways I was standoffish before we met. We ran articles together, we launched a web-series for JoBlo together and we even sat through some of The Happening together. I honestly value the hell out of ya girl and I hope you have a wonderful birthday.

































Mood: Happy

Glinda
Glinda at 06:40 PM Jun 23

I was seriously tearing up through this beautifully written blog. What a special friendship you guys have and these pics and gifs are all fabulously awesome.

Hope you've had a beautiful day WalkAway!! Twenty-five. Such a great age to be.

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 10:13 PM Jun 23

A wonderfully written blog JL!

Happy Birthday Walk!!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 03:46 PM Jun 24

Great tribute, man!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I'm having a tough time really getting into Orphan Black so I think I'll venture into a first episode viewing of Penny Dreadful for the night.
Glinda
Glinda at 09:49 PM Jun 22

It took me a few eps as well to get into Orphan Black. I kept at it and glad I did, but I'm also one that feels if something doesn't grab ya, then run. So many good shows out there and so little time to see them all.

I'd recommend at least trying through ep 4. Things really do get so much better as time goes on with that one.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 11:45 PM Jun 22

I made it up to episode 7 of Orphan Black and still hadn't gotten into it. Never felt the need to try to finish. It's basically just the "Clone" comic from Image Comics.

JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 05:55 AM Jun 23

I've been recommended to start watching Orphan Black. I'm going in cold because I know nothing about it other than the internet loves it. Penny Dreadful is so awesome. I wish more people would get into it here so I could talk about it more.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I'm absolutely gutted to the point that heartbreaking isn't even a word.. Two huge US mistakes ultimately doomed ourselves.. I'm fucking sick.
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:21 PM Jun 22

^ We actually tied but it felt like a loss with that result.. UGH. SO FUCKING CLOSE. They really need to just hope to God they draw Germany on Thursday and we'll see what happens from there.

Scotch
Scotch at 06:44 PM Jun 22

It sucks that we were 15 seconds away from deciding our own destiny. Now we have to rely on Thursday and the Ghana/Portugal result. Fuck fuck fuck

Fab-007
Fab-007 at 07:03 AM Jun 23

Yeah, that first goal was pretty shitty. I did not love the game from either side.

I am very focused on Italy vs Uraguay on Wednesday.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

"A day may come where the courage of men fails, where we forsake our team and lose all bonds of sportsmanship, but it is not this day, on this day, WE FIGHT! By all that you hold dear in this World Cup, I bid you STAND, Men of the UNITED STATES NATIONAL TEAM!!"
WalkAway
WalkAway at 04:48 PM Jun 22

GOOOOAAALLLL

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