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The Lord of the Rings
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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Veterans Day Feature

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Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 03:55 PM Nov 11

Sad to say i've not seen SPR.

that is tom hanks right?

JohnLocke2342 at 04:04 PM Nov 11

^ Yes sir, and you should definitely check it out.. it's brilliant.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 04:41 PM Nov 11

Will do, it was on film 4 couple of weeks ago but missed it, HMV are doing some good deals on blurays 3 for £20 might pick it up
next time im there.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The more leaked images I see of Beorn the more I fucking hate his character design and the direction they took with it. How do you fuck up something as simple as a man of the mountain with a thick black beard and broad shoulders?? I'm crushed that this is what they actually came up with.
Righteous_faustus at 11:22 AM Nov 11

:(. This is disappointing

Anakin at 11:31 AM Nov 11

omg :O :(

Mr.Blizzo at 06:51 PM Nov 11

That's what they went with!? I'm not really digging it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I just finished The Appendices Part 8 and with it all 9 hours of special features on the Extended Edition of An Unexpected Journey and holy shit it was masterful. The absolutely immense amount of passion, detail and creativity that goes into these movies is just another reason why they're so fucking special.
Mr.Blizzo at 09:47 PM Nov 10

Truly fucking masterful. It made me want to re-visit the appendices for LOTR, which I think I'll start this week.

JohnLocke2342 at 09:48 PM Nov 10

^ haha great minds bro, I literally just popped mine in!

Mr.Blizzo at 10:14 PM Nov 10

^Haha awesome! I wanted to re-visit them last year before seeing An Unexpected Journey, but I never got around to it. I'm for sure gonna start part 1 tomorrow night.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Congrats to Benedict Cumberbatch on receiving the British Artist of the Year Honor tonight. He's an absolute powerhouse of an actor and it's incredible to see his star getting brighter and brighter each year.
Rebellion_Reborn at 04:58 PM Nov 10

I couldn't be more excited for his upcoming performance as Smaug even if they were giving away free Jack Daniels at the theater for it.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I think Marvel should do a fantasy/adventure epic Warrior's 3 + Sif spin-off movie in Phase 3. I love those characters and we never get enough of them in the Thor standalone movies so this could solve that problem. Plus maybe it can start a new trend of Marvel spinoffs for Hawkeye/Black Widow and Winter Soldier.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:18 PM Nov 10

At the very least, some extended Marvel One-Shots a la "Agent Carter" should be in order.

klinteastwood at 08:15 PM Nov 10

more ray stevenson!

darqjade at 08:05 AM Nov 11

I think this is what they have in mind to do, with Netflix. We're suppose to get series based on Daredevil, Luke Cage etc. So maybe they'll give us some smaller movies if this is successful.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Duncan Jones's World of Warcraft concept art.. sign me the fuck up
Anakin at 01:56 PM Nov 10

Ive never played Warcraft but after seeing this I kind of want to....

ThunderStorm at 04:32 PM Nov 10

Looks great something tells me they will need to move the release date however.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I loved Thor: The Dark World for so many different reasons but one thing I really appreciated was how they worked the character of Jane. She was spunky as all hell and her mind was on par with the Asgardians in the medical scene, plus she used her brain and science in the final battle rather than having to be rescued like so many other love interests. +1 to Marvel for its continued advancement of female roles in comic-book movies.
klinteastwood at 08:18 PM Nov 10

loved dark world..but man i cannot stand the darcy character

razgriz21 at 09:35 PM Nov 10

I'm glad that she wasn't so plain this time around.

She actually did something besides drool over Thor.

darqjade at 08:09 AM Nov 11

Thor wasn't the first, but it definitely was took it up a notch, when it came to women being the heroes too! I agree Jane rocked and Frigga was awesome! I also loved that they didn't have Jane and Sif at each other's throat, fighting over a guy. Huge Props to the creative team that didn't allow themselves to fall into the cliches surrounding most females in film

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

No matter how many times I hear it I still get excited when I spot the Wilhelm scream in any movie
TheChanges23 at 11:29 AM Nov 10

I always laugh. Its probably one of the most recognizable things in any film nowadays.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

My god the Martin Freeman middle finger montage was pure gold
Derek237 at 02:10 AM Nov 10

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Done with The Appendices Part 7: A Long Expected Journey (which was brilliant) and now onto The Appendices 8: Return to Middle-Earth!
Mr.Blizzo at 09:36 PM Nov 09

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Algrim's design was one of the coolest parts of Thor: The Dark World to me
Mr.Blizzo at 03:54 PM Nov 09

Such an awesome design. Loved that.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 07:14 PM Nov 09

Looks like a mix of Predator, Drake from blade 3 & the faun from pan's labyrinth. very cool.

Cochise at 09:48 PM Nov 09

whaaaaaat the hellll that's in Thor??

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Glowing Chastain

Mood: Happy
Tags: My Queen
Invidtus at 10:53 AM Nov 09

You are Chastain in the membrane-

WalkAway at 11:24 AM Nov 09

She's too good for Karl L tbh

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Ugh I fucking love An Unexpected Journey so much, fuck the haters. It was the perfect return to Middle-Earth I've been for and it didn't disappoint in the slightest. What a perfect ending too, no? Hugs and tears for everyone!
Otis_Driftwood at 06:19 PM Nov 09

Hey John. I've looked all over for the "5 Disc" version and can't find it anywhere (though my selection of stores is limited). Have you got it yet?

Hopelessly hanging on for the "The "full" Hobbit" experience.

JohnLocke2342 at 09:04 PM Nov 09

I got the 3-Disc Blu-Ray over the 5-Disc because I don't have a 3D blu-ray player but I heard retailers have been sold out across the country. Warner Brothers released a statement today that they're trying to get them back into retailers because I guess they just didn't provide enough copies for their sale assumptions.

Good luck man, I hope you get your hands on it if you're searching (Amazon should definitely have it)

Otis_Driftwood at 10:49 PM Nov 09

I noticed they have 2 versions of the 5 disc set. The Blu ray version (which I suppose includes 3D) and then the standard 5 disc version. I have a blu ray player, but no 3D player so I don't suppose that would work. I'm leaning towards the standard version at this point.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Gollum is so fucking cute when he's trying to guess each riddle.. he's like an abandoned wide-eyed puppy that you wanna take in and care for but as soon as you do he goes apeshit, eats your furniture and then gives you rabies while shitting on your face.
razgriz21 at 09:22 PM Nov 08

All in thanks to Andy Serkis.

Rebellion_Reborn at 11:15 PM Nov 08

Not to mention the nasty fucking stains he leaves on the carpet.

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