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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

OldKingClancy at 02:30 PM Jun 08

She's rather beautiful, isn't she?

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 12 months ago

The Martian (2015)

Directed by: Ridley Scott
Starring: Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sebastian Stan, Kristen Wiig, Kate Mara, Jeff Daniels, Sean Bean, Donald Glover

.. that cast though.

Mood: Happy
Glinda at 04:19 PM Jun 08

Really looking forward to this. That cast is incredible and the plot sounds fun.

timmyd at 08:44 PM Jun 08

amazing cast . I'll be there.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

The constant Game of Thrones bitching over every single change from the books to the show has gone from annoying to straight up unbearable. Between that and the constant harping on the show's violence I think it's time for the ones who don't get joy out of it anymore TO STOP FUCKING WATCHING AND GET OVER IT.
Glinda at 01:30 PM Jun 08

Completely agree.

OldKingClancy at 01:43 PM Jun 08

People are purists and can't get over the fact that things are going a different way from the books. It's not like the show hasn't made some big changes already so why the hell does it matter that they're going off page now? Far as I can tell, most of the changes have gone down well, a couple of minor missteps but nothing too drastic.

As for complaining about the violence, that's just stupid talk.

JohnLocke2342 at 02:33 PM Jun 08

It's just.. ugh. Look, every single person is entitled to their own opinion and I'm not here to tell them otherwise, let alone how to think, but it gets tiring to see the same thing over and over again. It's mostly the tumblr crowd anyway which has grown almost unbearable the more I've been active on there but I just had to vent some frustrations.

Do I agree with every single thing they've done? No. Is the show perfect? Nope.. but jesus christ if you're going to be bothered by every single change and in turn bitch and moan every week then do us all - especially yourself - a favor and stop watching it.

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 12 months ago

Best 4th Entries into a Franchise

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
3. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
4. Scream 4
5. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
6. Lethal Weapon 4
7. Rocky IV
8. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
9. Thunderball
10. American Reunion
11. Honorable Mention: Please have Jurassic World top this list on Saturday

Based on a list by Kevin Smith fan

Johnboy16 at 12:06 PM Jun 08

Great list. Number 7 is my number one

sLaShEr84 at 02:43 PM Jun 08

Good picks.

YoshioKun13 at 04:38 AM Jun 09

SCREAM 4 is surprisingly great

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

Game of Thrones is more tremendously epic, emotionally engaging and chock full of more "stand up and fucking cheer" moments than 3/4 of the movies coming out in Hollywood each year. Simply put if you're not watching this show then you really, really need to try and fit it into your schedules. When a television program is going toe to toe with massive summer blockbusters and winning a majority of the time than you know the TV game is changed forever. What a hell of an episode last night - what a string of back to back episodes really.
Anakin at 10:35 AM Jun 08

Everything is changing and as far as TV is concerned well I if I could write I'd know which platform I'd want an adaptation on - TV. The budgets are catching up, the low count episode of cable means now 23 episode season bullshit filler that destroys most shows doesn't need to be followed and the quality is coming first.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 12 months ago

Mondo's Jurassic Park Gallery

Mood: Happy
Glinda at 12:21 AM Jun 08

These are spectacular I love them! That last one is just so cool especially.

I love the one of the kids playing with the JP toys. A true reflection of life in the households of kids back then.

Johnboy16 at 01:12 AM Jun 08

These are amazing, any one of them could be JP steelbook art

timmyd at 08:45 PM Jun 08

love these .

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

this mother fucker tho.
Johnboy16 at 12:48 AM Jun 08

That's my boy right there, Wesley KILLED it, so wish we could've gotten one more GOOD Blade movie with him

Anakin at 03:51 AM Jun 08

Blade is a good movie and the sequel.

YoshioKun13 at 04:08 AM Jun 09

Many will point to X-MEN as what really got the Marvel movie train rolling.

They're probably not wrong about that but I'll say it was this one.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 12 months ago

Haunting final Jurassic World trailer


goNADSgo69 at 09:56 PM Jun 07

That trailer was FANTASTIC! Better than every one we got in the US.

Glinda at 12:23 AM Jun 08

Will Friday just get here already??!! This looks so good I'm bursting with excitement. Haunting and outright terrifying.

Anakin at 03:51 AM Jun 08

That was a good one, that end bit with the van was on the UK TV spot, was what I meant the other week when I was saying I wish they'd not put those shots in the trailer. Would have been a boss jump scare, hopefully there's plenty more of them in the movie.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

I think it's time for a Jurassic Park marathon.. what do you think?
razgriz21 at 10:13 AM Jun 05

What a collection.

Johnboy16 at 10:46 AM Jun 05

You sir do not fuck around when it comes to your Jurassic Park collecting, love it

Glinda at 07:10 PM Jun 05

What a great collection you have. Awesome. I hope you enjoyed the marathon which of course you did!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 12 months ago

The Lost World: Jurassic Park - raptor effects


YoshioKun13 at 07:15 PM Jun 04

As with the 1st film, stellar animatronics work.

Just a shame they were used as nothing more than circus tricks for this movie.

razgriz21 at 10:12 AM Jun 05

"Run. As fast as you can"

Glinda at 07:18 PM Jun 05

This is so cool. Very interesting.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

writer19 at 07:05 PM Jun 04


writer19 at 07:05 PM Jun 04

That's just a little bit fucking awesome right there

JohnLocke2342 at 08:07 PM Jun 04

@writer19 - It's a sign

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

Character development.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:16 PM Jun 04

Don't make me wash your mouth out with soap, old man!

Johnboy16 at 10:51 AM Jun 05

You kiss your mother with that mouth Cap?

Glinda at 07:26 PM Jun 05


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

WalkAway at 10:30 PM Jun 04

she's so pretty

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 10:35 PM Jun 04

Very pretty!

JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 12 months ago

Everest - Official trailer


queen bee
queen bee at 09:08 PM Jun 04

Looks amazing.^ but 1996 everest on wiki.

brewsky99 at 11:52 PM Jun 04

The Rob Hall bio gives a link too 1996 Everest

Glinda at 07:27 PM Jun 05

Looks so well done.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

Wow talk about Trailer Thursday huh? Three new trailers for three GREAT looking movies in MI:5, MacBeth and Everest - including our first official footage for two of them. Plus on top of that we get the phenomenal news that the Uncharted trilogy is headed to PS4 for a remastering this October? I'm loving this day so far and it's not even 1pm.
Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 01:22 PM Jun 04

I'm going to keep myself some surprises when it comes to trailers and I will not watch them.

As for the "Uncharted" remastered trilogy, it is great news! If the price is right, I will recommend it to everyone! However, I have no intention of purchasing it. Fucking awesome series, no contest! Can't wait to jump on "Uncharted 4: A Thief's End" when it is released. But, I've already platinum-ed the first and third game. In a stupid move, I deleted my game save for the second game before I could attempt to play on Crushing, the last step before the platinum.

dsloy at 02:53 PM Jun 04

i was just about to comment that!!

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