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Fuck it I have 90 minutes before Parks and Rec and I've been dying to see it again - - Tonight's Feature: BIG HERO 6 - blu-ray!
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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - Cinematic Pornography

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Cochise at 12:19 AM Apr 01

b-e-a-u-tiful. I love how Jackson doesn't rush through most of these shots, the big wide tracking landscape shots... there were a bunch of awesome shots just like this in 47 Ronin but they cut away from them so quickly, such a shame.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:08 AM Apr 01

Holy hell, the color transitions in this series of shots is breathtaking.

Mr.Blizzo at 03:29 AM Apr 01


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writer19 at 11:28 PM Mar 31

Yeah....very arousing

Dodong27 at 11:30 PM Mar 31

The tongue action actually got my attention...

WalkAway at 12:08 AM Apr 01

my beautiful wifey <3333

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Seriously though how have we not made Opening Day a national holiday yet?
ericodarko at 11:21 PM Mar 31

God damn, it'll be fucking weird not seeing that #2 in that uniform. Sure, he was barely there last season but this'll be different. One of my favorite athletes ever

oscarxp25 at 11:29 PM Mar 31

Next Monday can't come soon enough! Even though I am a Mets fan I am going to the opening day of Captain Clutch's final season. It is going to be gret.

MJZ at 04:33 AM Apr 01

so excite on baseball being back. Already looking to get tix this weekend or the next Tigers homestead.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

This past weekend was a record breaking one in both the world of movies and television. The Walking Dead drew over 15.5 million viewers which was more than the 4 Big Four networks combined (ABC, Fox, CBS, NBC) while Frozen became the highest grossing animated movie EVER and is now #10 all-time. This basically means that Frozen 2 will feature zombies mauling the city of Arendale as Elsa, Anna and Christoph mount a full-scale war against the undead. I mean, who WOULDN'T want to see that?
OldKingClancy at 09:12 PM Mar 31

Don't fuckin tease me John, I want that now. Frozen zombies, fuck yeah.

ericodarko at 11:14 PM Mar 31

Can it be that Elsa created the world Beyond the Wall during her breakdown and/or Let It Go sequence?

JohnLocke2342 at 12:01 AM Apr 01

^ It's the crossover we both deserve and need!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

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Dr Jan-itor at 09:38 PM Mar 31

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Glinda at 12:05 AM Apr 01

Adorable here, gorgeous always.

Mr.Blizzo at 03:19 AM Apr 01

Nothin' but love for this beauty.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Holy hell this is an A+ episode of TWD.. I can't right now with the tension.
ericodarko at 02:48 AM Mar 31

Wow! Now I'm actually really excited to watch this episode later tonight

Derek237 at 02:54 AM Mar 31

Ugh same

RagingFellaDriver16 at 08:54 PM Mar 31


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Tonight's episode is just reaffirming that there's no way they can ever kill off Rick. The show is so much better and on a completely different level when he's the focus.
Rebellion_Reborn at 02:44 AM Mar 31

I couldn't agree more!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

RICK FUCKING GRIMES!!!! I'm so goddamn happy with Kirkman right now, that was one of my all-time favorite moments on this show.
Rebellion_Reborn at 02:45 AM Mar 31

How fucking badass was that?!?!

snoopmish at 03:11 AM Mar 31

"You're goddamn right!!!"

Is it wrong I find Rick sexier now than I already did...

Rebellion_Reborn at 03:27 AM Mar 31

I'm not even gay and I find Rick a lot sexier now snoopmish.

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There's a couple photos of Chris Evans' stunt man in full Captain America gear on the set of Age of Ultron where you can make out a lot of his new uniform. I won't spoil what it looks like for you guys in this status but I'm thankful that they went back to the helmet used in The First Avenger and now The Winter Soldier. I fucking love that mix of old and new which perfectly suits the character of Steve Rogers.
X-KID at 11:22 PM Mar 30

I seen it, it looks pretty cool, I really like the throw back helmet. Also love the new Hawkeye costume!

JohnLocke2342 at 01:18 AM Mar 31

Lmao Anakin I love you buddy

Cochise at 03:57 PM Mar 31

right on, the suit itself is more in line with TFA/TWS than The Avengers as well? In terms of colour and material? Not so bright and halloween-y?

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TomDunk at 04:24 PM Mar 31

hahaha cool.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

AND EVEN FUCKING GREY WIND? I can take almost anything but his cries.. WHYYYYYYYYYYY WHY DID I REWATCH THIS?!?
Glinda at 08:16 PM Mar 30

I think I'm skipping this episode. I remember it well enough I can't go through it again.

OldKingClancy at 08:24 PM Mar 30

Remember our words Lord Locke.

House Central: "Anyone Can Be Killed"

TastetheW0ng at 10:25 PM Mar 30

Yeah, marathoning the movie I was dreading that episode.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

oh my fucking god the red wedding. It will never not be soul crushingly horrible to witness.. ugh. I don't want to live anymore.
OldKingClancy at 08:20 PM Mar 30

XSsoCX at 08:21 PM Mar 30

Yeah it definitely got to me again on my rewatch. Thankfully not as bad as the first time though, man that night and the next day was a mind fuck. Haha.

Glinda at 09:33 PM Mar 30

omg that gif, lol. Well he's doing a good job!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I'm almost finished with Season 3 of Game of Thrones and hooooooooly fuck I forgot how gloriously bad-ass the fight scene in Episode 9 is with Jorah, Grey Worm and Daario (who I fucking hate was recast btw). I love that Grey Worm fights like a goddamn Spartan warrior with his shield and spear and it was pretty great to get some Jorah Mormont action for the first time. It's a great scene that's overshadowed by the grim and soul-sucking depression that's coming on my screen in a little while... fuck.
klinteastwood at 09:14 PM Mar 30

damn i didnt know they recast daario for season 4..the guy thats taking over is a decent enough actor though..i know him from treme

Anakin at 10:19 PM Mar 30

@ericodarko I'd keep going. The books are dense. There's so much that doesn't make the transition to screen.

Mr.Blizzo at 07:05 AM Mar 31

Oh shit! I had no idea they recast Daario...damn that's a bummer.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

A great pic of my two faves.. and only ONE MORE WEEK MFC!!
Glinda at 08:09 PM Mar 30

What a great picture.

Righteous_faustus at 08:29 PM Mar 30

She looks adorable in this and he just looks studly

ericodarko at 08:33 PM Mar 30

there's a lot of sexy in that pic

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

In so many ways it's Cedric Diggory's death that solidifies the maturation process in the Harry Potter series while hinting at what could be a grim ending for even more characters. The murder of an innocent child as his lifeless body is mourned through the agonizing cries of his father in front of the ENTIRE class is something that you don't really forget. It puts a massive stamp on the series of books (and movies) and is a precursor by Rowling that the worst is yet to come.
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