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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Dodong27
Dodong27 at 09:57 AM Nov 05

He said that he improvised this line.

JohnLocke2342 posted an IMAGE item: 10 months ago
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This woman is drop dead fucking gorgeous

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 06:19 AM Nov 05

She's fantastic.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 06:52 AM Nov 05

"What do you see when you look at this Rorschach test?"
"Sex."
"Well there you have it, you're obsessed with sex!"
"Me!? You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!"

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 07:36 AM Nov 05

Reow

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Just a heads up to anyone who was going to purchase the exclusive Best Buy steelbook of The Hobbit Extended Edition today it's 3D I repeat 3D ONLY.
Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 05:56 AM Nov 05

I just read this about 15 mins. Ago :(. Boo-urns

Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:29 AM Nov 05

Eh, the steelbook art was half-assed anyway.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Happy Birthday Sam Rockwell! He's one of the few actors out there who immediately elevates a movie to another level just by being involved
Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 07:23 AM Nov 05

Revenge is fun!

HTX0811
HTX0811 at 08:24 AM Nov 05

Great actor. Love him in anything he does.

Glinda
Glinda at 01:15 PM Nov 05

Always so good.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 03:20 AM Nov 05

She's going to do great.

Glinda
Glinda at 01:15 PM Nov 05

I'm so happy she's in this. Can't wait!

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 02:22 PM Nov 05

Haha love it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

WalkAway
WalkAway at 03:20 AM Nov 05

everything he says is sexy

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:47 AM Nov 05

^ haha right?! When he said it I got chills.. and to top it all off it's his favorite line because he's a Tolkien purist and it's right from the book. Marry me, kthanks.

JohnLocke2342 posted an IMAGE item: 10 months ago
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It's so beautiful!!

Glinda
Glinda at 09:28 AM Nov 04

Love this poster.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 02:14 PM Nov 04

It's better than what we've seen lately, and the Smaug smoke formation is lovely, but it'll missing a certain artistic element that really brings it all together into a cohesive collage.

*thinks about how he'd put a poster together as he slinks into the shadows*

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:38 PM Nov 04

For once, a good photoshop poster.

No, a great photoshop poster.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Heading out to the city for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Worldwide Fan Event!!! I'm absolutely stoked out of my mind and I'll try to take pictures for you guys if I can. The event should be livestreaming online and once it's over Warner Brothers will be putting together a highlight clip from the event. If you want you can tune in and see me bum rush the stage and bear hug Richard Armitage as I shriek like a rabid fanboy, cantbelievethisishappening.
WalkAway
WalkAway at 05:41 AM Nov 04

So jealous, have fun!

Derek237
Derek237 at 05:41 AM Nov 04

So fucking excited for you. Have fun

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 08:06 AM Nov 04

You're gonna have a fucking blast!!! Can't wait to hear more about it when you get back!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I just got back from an epic day at the Jets/Saints game and I'm too pumped after that upset! I hope everyone had a glorious Sunday
XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 12:25 PM Nov 03

I am not a Jets fan either, but I am damn happy to see the Saints lose.

ThunderStorm
ThunderStorm at 02:18 PM Nov 03

I don't get how the Jets get smacked by the Bengals then beat the Saints haha, but good win for them.

oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 05:01 AM Nov 04

Let's just hope Geno doesn't turn into another Sanchez

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Epic The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Character Posters


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Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:18 PM Nov 03

The Photoshopping on Bilbo's face is terrible. He doesn't even look like he knows where he's supposed to be glancing.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:15 PM Nov 03

^ yeah I hate that one and think it's the only awful piece of the bunch. It honestly doesn't even look like freeman with all the photoshop haha

You.. You should totally do a desolation of Smaug poster so that I can buy it from you. Just saying ;)

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:18 PM Nov 03

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Invidtus
Invidtus at 06:01 AM Nov 03

^ these all win at life-

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 07:13 AM Nov 03

Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:23 PM Nov 03

Once the Dark Tower sleeve is finished on my right arm, I'm thinking of starting one on my left with a LoTR piece using Barad-dur and Orthanc to frame the sides of image.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Long and stressful day.. winding down with The Last Crusade and brews
Cochise
Cochise at 09:01 PM Nov 02

my least favourite of the series but still... aweeeeeeeeeeeeesome poster wowza!!!

ericodarko
ericodarko at 03:17 AM Nov 03

no better way to end it then with my favorite movie ever!

Derezz
Derezz at 05:11 AM Nov 04

Wow I've gotta watch this movie again. Nice poster.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Cochise
Cochise at 09:01 PM Nov 02

whoa

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 12:06 AM Nov 03

I can't think of any word apart from Epic to describe this.

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 06:54 AM Nov 03

Oh wow, damn cool.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

WalkAway
WalkAway at 06:29 AM Nov 02

I was JUST about to post a photo of her from this event because OMG

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I mean, COME ON.. just give Jaimie the role already
Dodong27
Dodong27 at 05:24 AM Nov 02

Dude! I remember you posting her pic a few days ago and I commented that she would be perfect as Wonder Woman!!!

Now we're hearing some things about it!

Otis_Driftwood
Otis_Driftwood at 09:11 AM Nov 02

You know, I'm in a real conundrum here. One part of me wants the big breasted, super sexy, built like a brick shithouse, Linda Carterish WW of old. But then I can't help but think that WW should really be thinner but, more muscular built (but still sexy enough to turn on any "Steve Trevor" that she may happen to meet/rescue) as an Amazon warrior.

What do you all think?

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