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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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There's always one movie that's never amongst Spielberg's Top 5 because of his ridiculous filmography but always deserves to be there, and that's Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. It's arguably the 1a. and 1b. of the trilogy and is probably the most emotionally compelling too. Ford has never been better as Indy, Connery breathes life into a character that's right up there with Bond as his most recognizable role and Denholm Elliot is delightfully old Hollywood with his comic relief. It has that same grand, globe-trekking adventure we're used to but right there in the forefront is an honest and engaging father/son story. The second Ford and Connery share the screen their chemistry is immediately electric and it never lets up. Plus rarely do flashbacks work as well as they did here with a hell of a performance from the late River Phoenix that emulates Ford's mannerisms. An all-time great.
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Invidtus at 08:04 PM Jan 20


Glinda at 12:19 AM Jan 21

Is that Emily Blunt? I think?

Breathtaking no matter who!

JohnLocke2342 at 12:51 AM Jan 21

Ah yes it is sorry for not putting a description

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razgriz21 at 09:06 PM Jan 20


That face scares me.

MJZ at 10:49 PM Jan 20

That deserves a thumbs up

joeyc5 at 08:20 AM Jan 21

there are so many possibilities with this haha

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MFC what was your very favorite movie of 2013? The one that you saw more than once in the theater or wanted to and will buy on blu-ray when it comes out to watch multiple times? MINE HAD A HOBBIT IN IT
MJZ at 10:51 PM Jan 20

Gravity both in IMAX 3D

And apparently they plan on releasing it again in IMAX yea a 3rd time is in order lol

MJZ at 11:29 PM Jan 20

and a huge HAHA to the gif...
forgot to say that

OldKingClancy at 05:24 AM Jan 21

Mine is Stoker (much to my surprise). No other film caught me like that one did and has never left my mind since.

Frozen is a VERY close second to the point where there are times I think it could take the top spot.

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Cochise at 04:49 PM Jan 20

you would think this would be Japanese but it's friggen Don Cheadle isn't it

JohnLocke2342 at 04:50 PM Jan 20

^ YESSIR! Lmao

MJZ at 10:57 PM Jan 20

never gets old. lolol

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Completely random but Harry and the Hendersons used to scare the shit out of me as a kid. I just couldn't get behind the possibility of a massive bigfoot creature living with a family and not murdering them in their sleep.
XSsoCX at 04:43 PM Jan 20

Nah, Cochise, Alf wasn't evil, just a perv...wanting to eat all those "cats". :)

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Nite Owl at 04:47 PM Jan 20

Lithgow like a mutha fucka, yo!

Glinda at 12:22 AM Jan 21

Ugh, I never did see that. He's so creepy.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The Legend of Hercules has a worldwide box office total of $16 million dollars so far on a budget of $70 million, a 3% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a 3.9/10 average rating on IMDB. Wow. I mean, The Rock's Hercules movie doesn't even have to get released and it would still be considered the more successful of the two.
oscarxp25 at 02:53 PM Jan 20

Haha, walk away...I actually just laughed out loud..nice one

Cochise at 02:53 PM Jan 20

hahaha so true. Like what Brett Ratner's new movie is going to look good even if it sucks lol

sLaShEr84 at 04:57 PM Jan 20

Damn that sucks.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I saw Iron Man 2 the other day for the first time in God knows how long and while I never particularly cared for it there's one thing that will always be ruined: The scenes with Tony's father. I mean, I literally forgot that Howard Stark in Captain America was the same person because of how drastically different they looked and acted. Maybe they can pull a George Lucas and digitally replace Dominic Cooper into future releases of the movie.
Derek237 at 08:18 PM Jan 20

Maybe it was the years of alcohol abuse that changed him.

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Movies that you might not remember were nominated for Best Picture

1. 2010: The Blind Side - Nobody forgot this, I'm just making sure we all remember
2. 2005: Finding Neverland - One of the only ones on here that I completely forgot.. and I enjoyed it too.
3. 2001: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - This movie was parodied so much that I think it's been forgotten how heavy of a contender it was come awards season that year
4. 2000: The Sixth Sense - HORROR MOVIES AT THE OSCARS!
5. 1996: Babe - Yes, the talking pig Babe. That Babe. I know.
6. 1991: JFK - Beauty and the Beast was the first animated movie to get a BP nomination so I'm sure people remember that but JFK seems to be the one that slipped out of the public's eye.
7. 1990: Field of Dreams - Making grown men cry one watch at a time
8. 1989: The Accidental Tourist - Back when Geena Davis could do no wrong.. hey.. where IS Geena Davis?
9. 1988: Fatal Attraction - I've seen this a couple of times and had NO IDEA it was a BP nominee
10. 1986: Witness - Indiana Jones investigating murders in an Amish hat
11. 1982: Raiders of the Lost Ark - Back when the Academy was awesome (remembers Chariots of Fire won the trophy), OK, maybe not that awesome
12. 1979: Heaven Can Wait - This is the type of movie that would stand no chance at the Oscars today.. and probably one of the most shocking on the list
13. 1978: Star Wars - Woot!
14. 1976: JAWS - Double woot!
15. 1975: The Towering Inferno - We all know about it but WHOA a Best Picture nominee?
16. 1974: The Excorcist - HORROR AT THE OSCARS AGAIN!
17. 1973: Deliverance - OK maybe this one was just me? Great flick but I had no idea.. maybe my Oscar knowledge is shockingly weak
18. 1968: Doctor Dolittle - I can only imagine this was Eddie Murphy's dream when he rebooted the project
19. 1962: The Guns of Navarone - Bad-ass flick with a stacked cast.. worth a viewing if you haven't seen it already
20. 1960: The Diary of Anne Frank - A movie that a lot of us probably watched in school and had no idea at the time that it was an Oscar contender.
Derek237 at 09:20 PM Jan 20

OH also I constantly forget The Full Monty was nominated for best picture.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Gravity and 12 Years a Slave tie at the Producers Guild Awards for Best Picture.. interesting. Do you guys think there's a clear frontrunner this year for that category? I don't necessarily think anything is a lock for BP at the moment but American Hustle seems like the "safe" choice with the A-list talent involved and tamer source material compared to the rest.
Righteous_faustus at 01:03 PM Jan 20

No there is no clear front runner imo. This does show how wide open the category is. Alfonso Cauron won best Dir. At the globes, 12 years won best drama and American Hustle won best comedy and best ensemble at SAG. I love it though, 2013 had such great range in movies. I do hope Gravity or 12 Years does get awarded for not being so "Hollywood" though.

JohnLocke2342 at 01:50 PM Jan 20

^ I'm so with you on 12 Years a Slave or Gravity, which are probably my 1 and 2 that I'm rooting for right now (I've only seen 4 of the nominees though). I love it when there's such a diverse line-up of movies that you never really know what to expect, making everything a shocking surprise.

Cochise at 03:17 PM Jan 20

I think 12 Years is the expected/safe choice myself. They're usually pretty big on biopics, especially period ones and movies that deal with racism. I'd be kind of shocked if anything else won tbh

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I miss Viggo Mortensen. The guy's notoriously private and I respect that but he's only made 2 and a half movies since 2009 and he's too goddamn brilliant of an actor for that to be acceptable.
JohnLocke2342 at 11:35 AM Jan 20

According to IMDB yes but 2 of them are French foreign films with little details which means I can't trust their release date or project updates, but The Two Faces of January could be great.

JohnLocke2342 at 11:38 AM Jan 20

I know that The Lord of the Rings was a unique project for him in the sense that he's not the type of guy to run out and do huge studio movies, and he would've never signed on for the trilogy if his son hadn't have begged and convinced him. I'm not even really asking for the Doctor Strange stuff (even though he'd be incredible) because I can't see him doing that either but just more projects like The Road, Eastern Promises and even Good, which I really enjoyed, would be so welcomed. More Viggo in general PLEASE.

JFernandes at 11:48 AM Jan 20

I'm the opposite with my main man Mads. When he goes Hollywood, it's hit or miss (hit: King Arthur, Casino Royale; miss: Clash of the Titans, Three Musketeers). I like him more when he's filming overseas (The Hunt, Adam's Apples, Valhalla Rising, Flamen & Citronen). Oh, and he's pretty awesome in Hannibal.

But yeah, I'll take more Viggo any way I can get it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

300: Rise of an Empire looks pretty damn cool in those new tv spots during the game today.. plus the added footage of Leonidas is a bonus that I really enjoyed.
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Weapon X at 08:21 PM Jan 19

I initially wasn't seeing anything that shouted "I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE!!" Then I saw the trailer in 3D at the Hobbit Imax screening and upgraded to "Hmm, maybe."

Moviefreak2010 at 04:09 AM Jan 20

Can't Wait

Cochise at 11:26 AM Jan 20

It looks like something that, for the eye candy alone, is worth a big screen watch, especially some IMAX 3D action or something. Honestly though I don't know, seeing as it is R rated and considering the first movie I think the trailers aren't showing as much as needs to be shown to get the true vibe/style of the movie, being green band trailers and all. So at the moment while I will probably see it in the theatre it doesn't look super great to me or anything, but with that maybe it'll be a real cool surprise. ATM though I kind of wish they just re-released the original in IMAX 3D lol

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Complicated and diverse line-up today that includes FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL. BEER. WINGS. FOOTBALL.
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Righteous_faustus at 01:26 PM Jan 19

Whoa whoa whoa. Can you say that again? It's a bit complicated ;)

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Lupita Nyong'o with a much, MUCH deserved SAG Award win tonight! I love this woman and her powerful performance in 12 Years.. I'm eager to see where her career goes from here (Spoiler Alert: It's UP)
Righteous_faustus at 12:13 AM Jan 19

She earned the fuck out of this. She's going to take the oscar I can feel it

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The Khaleesi minus the dragons, plus the glamor
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Glinda at 11:58 PM Jan 18

What a gorgeous girl and that gown is to die for.

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JohnLocke2342 at 11:06 PM Jan 18

"I can't believe I beat you at the Golden Globes because you were SO FUCKING PHENOMENAL"

leesemarie at 11:30 PM Jan 18

something something dick joke

MJZ at 11:25 PM Jan 20

"Kraft Velveeta Cheesy Skillets have been recalled?!?! Whaaaaa??!?!"

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