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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: about 2 years ago

The Star Wars Checklist

1. Favorite Film: The Empire Strikes Back
2. Favorite Hero: Han Solo
3. Favorite Villain: Boba Fett
4. Favorite "Obscure" Character: Bossk
5. First time you saw them: I was too young to really remember the age I think.. They're some of the first movies I've ever watched and fell in love with
6. Favorite Video-Game: Star Wars Rogue Squadron (N64)
7. Like the prequels? Nope
8. Jedi or Sith? Jedi
9. Empire or Rebel Alliance? Empire
10. Favorite Ship? Y-Wing
11. Favorite piece of SW merch you own: I have a light-up replica of Han frozen in carbonite
12. What color would your lightsaber be? Pearl
13. When are you seeing The Force Awakens? Thursday December 17th at 7pm!
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 12:52 PM Dec 13

Excellent list, my friend! Definitely about to do my own list in 3...2...1...

jeo4 at 03:13 PM Dec 13

Yoink! Copied.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


Jaws (1975)
Directed by Steven Spielberg

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Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 05:57 PM Dec 13


timmyd at 07:35 PM Dec 13

oh mama , I can't express my love for this film adequately. brilliant choice.

Glinda at 10:16 PM Dec 13

Ohhhh yeaaaaa

Love every one of these stills.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

It's interesting that the arm 3PO has replaced by a red one in The Force Awakens is the same arm he lost in the sand people attack on Tatooine in A New Hope. I wonder if that has any meaning at all (even if he was dismantled again in Empire). It would make sense that this droid who is well over 60 years old wasn't able to find a brand new piece to replace a broken one. I can't even get my iphone 4 fixed and that thing is barely 3 years old.
OldKingClancy at 01:14 PM Dec 12

I saw New Hope a couple days ago and had the same thought, with the amount of times the guy's been pulled apart it wouldn't be too far outside possibility that eventually something just stopped clicking.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

Journey to The Force Awakens - Today's Viewing: Star Wars

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


Pulp Fiction (1994)
Directed by Quentin Tarantino

Mood: Chillin'
Slowschmo at 09:30 PM Dec 12

I still remember the first time I saw this. It was at home with my dad, and he's a huge action fan, so Bruce Willis was why he rented this. By the time the credits rolled, my dad looked dazed and was like, "What the fuck did we just watch?" I'll have to admit, I was a litle shocked and confused as well. It would take a few years before I understood the brilliance of it.

Great choice!

BATeMAN at 07:49 AM Dec 13

Quentin's best film.

Otis_Driftwood at 11:43 AM Dec 13

First time I saw this (years ago), I thought "what kind of crap am I watching?" After that, and the 2nd and later viewings I've grown to absolutely love this movie. My fave of Tarantino's films.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Directed by Irvin Kershner

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Invidtus at 02:54 PM Dec 11

This is my #2 or #1it varies~

razgriz21 at 04:05 PM Dec 11

The best of the Star Wars legacy.

Otis_Driftwood at 12:26 AM Dec 12


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Lost in all of the glorious Star Wars hype is that we're getting a brand new soundtrack from John fucking Williams. That's almost enough to go see this movie
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 12:31 PM Dec 11

Hell yeah it is! I pre-ordered it on iTunes the other day and the powers that be decided not to list the track titles for possible spoilers!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

The X-Men Apocalypse trailer was more of a teaser and that's fine, they didn't really show much. I gotta be honest though I was worried about Sophie Turner's casting when it happened and her flat as fuck line delivery in the opening of the trailer did nothing to change my mind. Luckily she's surrounded by Oscar nominees left and right and hopefully won't be a very big part of the story. I kinda love the line "the four horsemen of the apocalypse? He got that from the bible" - "Or the bible got it from him". The X-Men always used social commentary and societal parallels to tell their stories so this is no different. I'm even more intrigued than I initially was before.
Fab-007 at 01:20 PM Dec 11

I did not understand the "bald" Xavier at the end. Is there more time travel here or does he spontaneously lose all his hair because of some telepathic exertion or Cerebro overusage??

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time


Aliens (1986)
Directed by James Cameron

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Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 12:32 PM Dec 11

Dig it!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 07:35 PM Dec 12

Awesome entry!

Glinda at 11:00 PM Dec 13

Absofruitely! Love this movie.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Honestly this Mad Max reaction is just priceless and proves the point that people will literally complain over anything. If it didn't get a nomination it would be "how can you not nominate Mad Max - one of the strongest and best reviewed movies of the year on both a filmmaking and commercial level?? It's because it's an action movie!". Yet the second it gets nominated you have the reaction of "How did Mad Max get a nomination?? It's an action movie! Stick with the usuals and don't ever branch out and award something unique and interesting an award nomination!". Absolutely hilarious.
razgriz21 at 03:22 PM Dec 10

I swear some people just love to complain when they get their way.

I say thank goodness it got nominated.

animalmother10 at 06:28 PM Dec 10

I remember it like it was yesterday. Weeks after the movie came out people all over were talking about how it should be nominated this year and how AMAZING it was. Now that it's happened everyone is up in arms. I don't get it. Right there with you JohnLocke, right there with you

timmyd at 08:01 PM Dec 10

fuck it . I haven't got the patience for these asshats.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Wow, I'm shocked so many people on here are shitting on the Mad Max: Fury Road best picture nomination rather than applauding the fact that a great GENRE movie with a 97% rottentomatoes score and over 300 positive reviews got a BP nod. Or, you know, we can keep awarding recycled Oscar baity award season movies that nobody gives a shit about and which are forgotten about the second the Oscars end. For fucks sake man what site am I on right now? YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT. THE DANISH GIRL OR CONCUSSION SHOULD'VE TAKEN ITS PLACE.
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Kevin Smith fan at 03:04 PM Dec 10

Surprised me as well. Feels like yesterday these same people were campaigning for the Dark Knight and Inception as best picture contenders now they finally get a fan favorite on the ballot and they bitch about that too...

OldKingClancy at 03:11 PM Dec 10

My reaction was knee-jerk, I'll admit that, the status-quo has been the same for so long that the Mad Max nomination immediately made me think it was all a ploy. If this is the start of blockbuster movies being seen in the same light as Award Season flick then I'll look back on this and realise how stupid I was.

timmyd at 08:05 PM Dec 10

Man , I almost fell over . I'm as giddy as hell.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Fuck me, TMNT 2 looks like it could be a really fun time! I'm digging the full on pulpy, goofy tone of the trailer that really works well with the source material. It's a movie about radioactive talking turtles who are also ninjas - let's scale back on the absurd gritty take from the boring first one. It's like they're in on the joke this time around (as evident by Will arnett's meta line about always being around the turtles when things go bad). Less Megan Fox, more fan service and stuff from the original cartoon = all good moves. I'm there for this!
WalkAway at 03:16 PM Dec 10

I gotta watch the first one!

timmyd at 08:19 PM Dec 10

looks like it could be a lot more fun than the first , which was pretty much noteworthy for the action and little else.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Golden Globe Nominations I'm ecstatic about: Mad Max: Fury Road for Best Picture! George Miller for Best Director! Trainwreck/The Martian for Best Picture comedy! Amy Schumer for Best Actress in a comedy and Alicia Vikander nominated TWICE for Actress and Supporting (The Danish Girl/Ex Machina)! Sylvester Stallone nabbing a supporting actor nod for Creed! Fantastic stuff
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Poor CGI on Tarzan and the apes (they have a long time to fix this) aside I'm so in for The Legend of Tarzan. I got some really heavy Peter Jackson's King Kong vibes from that trailer, the cast is fantastically stacked and Waltz and Jackson seem to be hamming it the hell up together. I can dig it
ericodarko at 10:22 PM Dec 09

Absolutely (especially the KK vibe). This just looks like an awesome action-adventure. Like you, I didn't mind the CGI (unlike Warcraft!) because, like you said, they got plenty of time to fix it. I'm hoping this can finally lead to us having a throwback action-adventure movie (and, I guess, franchise).

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago

Black Friday was incredibly good to me.. I snagged these for 30 bucks total
Scotch at 09:04 PM Dec 09

Great additions!

Glinda at 10:23 PM Dec 09

Nice!! I have that Hitchcock set, but in DVD.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 08:40 PM Dec 12

Good stuff!

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