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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

At first I wanted nothing to do with Into the Woods just based on the abundance of cgi and Johnny Depp playing the same role for the 9th time in 5 years, but after that newest tv spot with the original song I sorta think it's a rental for me.
goNADSgo69 at 11:04 AM Dec 01

It's honestly my favourite broadway musical of all time! I'm PRAYING it does the show justice!

Glinda at 06:08 AM Dec 02

I getting pretty excited for this one as time is going on. Just saw a trailer on the big screen and that really helped.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

After watching the trailer for "The Gambler" I think Hollywood needs to finally retire "gimme shelter" from movie trailers (and hell, movies in general). It's enough already and all it does is make me want to watch a Scorsese flick instead of the trailer I'm currently viewing.
Nick KEWL at 06:06 PM Nov 30

no shit! i am checking out the Gambler tomorrow for an advanced screening, but I am not too fond of the trailer.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

WOW.. 5 minutes into this episode and Rick Grimes cements himself as one of the best characters on TV. What a bad mother fucker, I LOVE IT
Zacharia at 04:34 PM Nov 30

Definitely made up for last weeks ending.

TheChanges23 at 06:35 PM Nov 30

Loved his ninja moves and non-hesitancy toward ending bullshit.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Finishing up the weekend with a classic and all-time favorite
Glinda at 03:08 PM Nov 30

Yes! Great way to end a nice holiday weekend.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 03:31 PM Nov 30

Classic movie...great performaces by Ford and Connery

ericodarko at 02:39 AM Dec 01

it is, all at once, the best origin story, an amazing sequel & the best conclusion to a trilogy ever! My all time favorite!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

Middle-Earth Week on MFC


What's up MFC?! I hope you guys all had a wonderful Thanksgiving or if you don't celebrate it than just a great weekend. Hopefully the Jurassic World and Star Wars trailers blew your minds just enough so that they're recovered in time to be blown once again by Peter Jackson in a couple of weeks.

As you may already know my favorite series of all-time comes to a close on Tuesday December 15th as the Middle-Earth saga will finally end. After 13 years, 5 films and countless memories we will sadly be saying farewell to some of cinema's most beloved heroes for the final time. To add to the epic ending even more I figured there would be a lot of people on here having 6-film marathons during the release date and figured we could all do it together - or at the very least, attempt to.

So I'm declaring the week of December 14th, 2014 as MIDDLE-EARTH WEEK on MFC! It'll be a week to celebrate one of the greatest trilogies in the history of cinema and a follow-up series that places itself admirably amongst the great fantasy-adventure flicks of our time. While yes it may be Tolkien Week every week on my MFC page I'm inviting you all to partake in a marathon, follow along in some blogs planned - make some yourself if you'd like and generally get as much Hobbity-awesomeness as you possibly can on here. If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together - just replace "fire" with gifs and burn with "post them"!

Since the movie comes out on a Tuesday and most of us will be watching that week I figured this would be an optimal viewing schedule.

Sunday December 14th - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Monday December 15th - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Tuesday December 16th - The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Wednesday December 17th - The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Thursday December 18th - The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Friday December 19th - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Saturday December 20th - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Sunday December 21st - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

I know not all of us will be able to watch along together but I figured some of us could and there's a 3 day gap to see The Battle of the Five Armies in there since it's release date varies by country.

Anyway, yeah, if it's just myself celebrating this week of Tolkien love than that's alright by me but I wanted to lend the invitation to you guys and get this community as actively festive for one of the most important movies of my entire life.



Mood: Chillin'
Cochise at 12:37 PM Nov 30

awesome. Hopefully I'll be able to take part. Either way can not wait to see The Battle! It's finally here!!

Rebellion_Reborn at 12:46 PM Nov 30

I can tell you this much, the Movie Chat for that week will be for Battle of the Five Armies.

ericodarko at 02:50 AM Dec 01

I will be doing this most epic week exactly 7 days later, since I have plans (as per gf & I's tradition) to see Five Armies on Xmas Eve. I can't tell you how excited I am to do this. I'll be watching the UJ & Smaug Appendicies in the weeks leading up to this. I have literally been thinking about this marathon at least once a day for the past month or so

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

Middle-Earth Studs

Mood: Happy
WalkAway at 09:10 AM Nov 30

I literally just posted these photos with the title "Studly Middle Earth Inhabitants for Cine Premiere Magazine" then promptly deleted the blog when I saw this lol

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

My newest addition to the Middle-Earth Funko Army is my new favorite, The Dark Lord himself! The collection is almost complete...
OldKingClancy at 05:43 AM Nov 30

Reading the text before scrolling down for the pic, I thought they'd made a Funko Doll of The Eye and I was wondering how that would work.

This makes much more sense, very nice collection you're amassing.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

My Queen and 2 of my favorites, Emily Blunt and Gugu Mbatha-Raw
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Some plot holes (which are basically inevitable for a movie like this) and Nolanisms aside I was pretty invested in Interstellar, a lot more than I originally anticipated. I was expecting a heavy emphasis on technical science-fiction with less room for heart but what I thought would be a supporting piece wound up being the driving factor. I already knew it would be an ambitious journey through time and space but I don't think I realized HOW ambitious until I actually sat down to watch it. Not to mention that A-list cameo was brilliant (how did they keep that under wraps?) and my god the cast was phenomenal across the board. What a trip. Oh, and TARS stole the show.
Invidtus at 05:48 AM Nov 30

TARS for best supporting actor-

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Tonight is FINALLY the night MFC - Interstellar in IMAX
Moviefreak2010 at 12:42 PM Nov 29

I want to see this

Glinda at 06:59 PM Nov 29

Awesome! I hope you loved it. I'm deeply regretting not seeing it in IMAX but I still loved it.

JohnnyPHreak at 04:04 AM Nov 30

I really need to get the IMAX experience with this movie. But even in a regular theater it was so damn awesome.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Yup the T-Rex from Jurassic World is totally the original from Jurassic Park... look at the scars on his neck from the velociraptor attack in the finale.
Glinda at 07:05 PM Nov 29

Wow! That's awesome. So cool they did that.

Anakin at 09:45 PM Nov 29

Where's that from?

JohnLocke2342 at 04:39 AM Nov 30

^ the viral website,

There's a lot of incredible stuff in there and I urge you to check it out!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Aaaaand Star Wars has officially taken over the world again. Here's the front cover of the NY morning paper I woke up to:
JohnLocke2342 at 06:05 AM Nov 29

^ haha YES SIR!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I watched Deep Blue Sea with WalkAway and thatswhatshesaid earlier today and yup, it's still one of my favorite thriller flicks, easily. It's just SO GODDAMN ENTERTAINING! The characters drive the plot, the animatronic sharks are incredible and the deaths that you never see coming are refreshing for a movie of this stature. Love it. Carter is my fucking dude.
Derek237 at 08:09 PM Nov 28

Aside from Die Hard 2 and Nightmare on Elm Street 4, this is probably Renny Harlin's best movie. It's really fun. And Deep Blue Sea was one of the first DVDs I ever owned and I can't tell you how many fucking times I watched it and even watched it with Renny Harlin's commentary AT LEAST 3 times and let me tell ya his commentaries are AMAZING because he's so deluded but funny and entertaining and I don't even know.

But yeah anyway this movie is the tits.

WalkAway at 04:11 AM Nov 29

Love this one.

Cochise at 05:54 AM Nov 29

fuck yeah. Carter rocks!!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

animalmother10 at 07:12 PM Nov 28

Haha I did the same thing!! Now I'm watching Family Guys "Blue Harvest," just for kicks

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 02:42 AM Nov 29

The yearn for adventure!

This is, and always will be, one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history!

Rkhulinator at 06:12 AM Nov 29

I need to revisit all of the Star Wars films especially before episode VII. I need to go out and buy the complete set on Bluray.

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