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The Lord of the Rings
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That second Gone Girl trailer was FANTASTIC and got me even more hyped for the movie but on the flip side I feel like I saw way too much and kinda wish I never watched it. To be fair I wouldn't have done so willingly but it screened in front of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and I have zero willpower to look away.
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KING Of All Schmoes
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Ahh dessert! Chilled monkey brains... cake
Weapon X
Weapon X at 06:04 PM Sep 28

Food for thought?

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 06:50 PM Sep 28

This looks so good!

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 08:51 PM Sep 28

omg that's awesome!!!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Martin Freeman is set to star in a 10 part mini-series adaptation of Fargo as William H. Macy's character from the movie. Interesting, I had no idea this was being adapted and I'm not entirely sure it needs it. But... Martin Freeman.
Derek237
Derek237 at 03:58 PM Sep 28

Holy shit! Is he going to do the accent??? Oh my god. Oh my god. Just imagine that. Oh my god.

ericodarko
ericodarko at 04:02 PM Sep 28

I got so excited when I read this news. From what I heard, it

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Checking out a little flick that's been on my radar for a while but was met with mixed reviews.. "Wish You Were Here" with Joel Edgerton and Teresa Palmer.
JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

This Empire 20th Anniversary photoshoot from 2009 will never stop being amazing















Mood: Chillin'
andyfilm_1
andyfilm_1 at 02:34 PM Sep 27

It was a great issue, I've still got it

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:55 PM Sep 27

Why of all things did they choose a Minority Report theme for Cruise's photo? Good movie, no doubt, but hardly his most iconic work.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 07:39 PM Sep 27

I would agree WEAPON X, it should have been Top Gun or Risky Business.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Incoming Randomness: It's been two years since the prequel/sequel/remake of The Thing and I can't remember the last time I saw a single person mention it. Seriously, not even on MFC. What a pointless, forgettable idea for a movie that really makes you wonder if the recent trend of grabbing every horror property from the 70's/80's and rebooting it will end soon if they have similar results.
WalkAway
WalkAway at 09:20 AM Sep 27

The best thing it did was prove how beautiful MEW is without makeup. But we knew that already

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:11 PM Sep 27

@MonsterZeroNJ - Yeah it isn't like some sort of SyFy Channel horrific piece of shit or anything and it has a bunch of talent involved but it pretty much committed the cardinal sin of being completely and utterly forgettable.

Cochise
Cochise at 02:21 PM Sep 29

I think it's a perfect example of one of those studio manipulation cases... from everything I heard the director and writer(s?) had a unique, slow burn movie in their minds... and the studio execs and such forced them to not do that, because it would be too risky, and instead do the less risky, much more boring thing and just make a pretty by the numbers movie... I still think the movie itself isn't that bad, nowhere near the original no but what is still the worst part for me is the CGI effects, and I'm no CGI hater or anything but I just think they looked pretty weak in this one... real disappointing, I was really looking forward to it for a long time

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I really miss my Super Nintendo to the point that I've been avidly looking up used consoles online to try and purchase. I'm thankful that I still have my Nintendo 64 but I miss Super Star Wars, Biker Mice From Mars, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Earthworm Jim, Turtles in Time, Every Mario game and even Batman Returns where you got to roam the streets of Gotham just punching everything you see in the face.
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:49 PM Sep 26

^ That's a good idea man and I had no idea the Wii offered any type of service like that. Truth be told I haven't used by Wii console in a long, long time but if this is the case then I think I'll be busting it out.. thanks dude.

Anakin
Anakin at 02:21 AM Sep 27

I bought a snes last year and haven't looked back. You can pick a console up off ebay with some games for the same price as a new PS3 game. I say go for it.

Cochise
Cochise at 02:21 PM Sep 29

whaaaaaaaaat there was a Biker Mice From Mars game??

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:25 AM Sep 27

Ginger haired beauty.

JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 10 months ago

Mortal Kombat: Legacy Season 2 Debut

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfGuagKcYM&list...

JFernandes
JFernandes at 05:47 PM Sep 26

Shit, I think the whole season's up.

JFernandes
JFernandes at 07:12 PM Sep 26

That was the most fucked-up episode of Iron Chef America I've ever seen.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Fuck. Yes.
Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 03:54 PM Sep 26

That's fucking dope.

Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 06:20 PM Sep 26

Yes very nice, this "Parkland" and "Carrie" about it for what I want to see @ theaters till 2014.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 02:53 PM Sep 27

Bad ass!

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 10 months ago

Design a Movie with Your Faves: Atlantis of the Sands

1. Written By: Lawrence Kasdan
2. Directed By: Peter Jackson
3. Plot: The search for the famed city of fortune and treasure that was covered up by a massive sandstorm as a punishment by the Gods. It's set in the 1930's and follows Dr. Shaw and Archer, an archaelogist pairing that's more brains and brawn with a romantic history. Their team is contacted by one of the wealthiest thriller seekers in the world who's been looking for this city his entire life and has stumbled upon a clue that he can't go any further with. The clue is a piece of a map from a legendary explorer that sets them on a globe-trotting course where they encounter DANGER! DRAMA! ACTION! WILD BEASTS! ADVENTURE! AND MORE!
4. Starring: Jessica Chastain as Dr. Shaw
5. Jeremy Renner as Archer
6. Simon Pegg and Martin Freeman as Clark and Clerk, their brilliant sidekicks who's accents make it impossible to tell the difference between their names
7. Sean Bean as Charles Lattermore, the man who sets them off on this journey but has much different, more devious ambitions up his sleeve
8. Benedict Cumerbatch as Sterling, his partner and bodyguard
9. Noomi Rapace as Bishop, the group's trusted transport source
10. Djimon Honsou and Luke Evans as Vandy and Markus, two smugglers who are tracking the group and bend the moral lines of right and wrong
11. Karl Urban and Alice Eve as Corwin and Elena, two of Shaw's arch rival archaeologists who are contacted by Lattermore as a second team
12. Harrison Ford as "The Man in the Hat" - a quiet figure who saves the group from an intense bar fight halfway through the movie by shooting the attacker who chargers them with a sword

Based on a list by WalkAway

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 05:03 PM Sep 26

hmmmmmm......is the Ford role a possible reference to another role?

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:30 PM Sep 26

^

aturn4theworst
aturn4theworst at 09:44 PM Sep 26

Good job man. I could picture every actor you named in their roles.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

randychico
randychico at 11:39 PM Sep 25

droolage!!!

Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:06 AM Sep 26

This summer...Indy gets stoned!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

WalkAway
WalkAway at 08:07 AM Sep 26

Beautiful perfect Angel sent from heaven to bless us mortals

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I just pulled off my first heist in GTA V and hooooly shit it was gloriously put together with the pest control and ramming cops with the armored car. What a game..
sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 09:21 PM Sep 25

Yep.

klinteastwood
klinteastwood at 12:38 PM Sep 26

that heist was so much fun

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Just look at this dude.. I see Lex Luthor potential, yay or nay?
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 05:22 PM Sep 25

Yeah I haven't seen Homeland yet but he's winning Emmy's and Globe's for it and from what I gather his character has a sort of Lex Luthor political feel to him.. I was just spit-balling.

Beauski
Beauski at 05:53 PM Sep 25

He is really is great on homeland, and I loved him in Band of Brothers. I don't see him as Lex though.

Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 06:22 PM Sep 26

The guy from the Stephen King film adaptation "Dreamcatcher" right?

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Wow, 30,000 posts on MFC. That's a lot of posts about The Lord of the Rings, Batman, Indiana Jones and random responses of "wow" or "OHMYGOODNESS" on blogs of scantily clad celebrities.
randychico
randychico at 12:05 AM Sep 26

Aaaalmost theeeeereeeeee!!!

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 06:15 AM Sep 26

WOW! OHMYGOODNESS!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:02 PM Sep 28

lmao you guys are hilarious

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