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I can't contain my excitement for Force Friday tomorrow and all the ridiculously awesome Force Awakens news that'll be flooding the web in correlation with the toys. Is anyone else heading out at midnight tonight to Toys R' Us, Walmart or Target? I'm probably heading to Toys R' Us to pick up some gear and hope I get one of their free posters.
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XSsoCX at 06:24 PM Oct 27

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, that is cool.

Cochise at 07:06 AM Oct 28

dig that!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Cochise at 05:16 PM Oct 27

I don't mean to take away from your princess haha, but I reallllly like that poster behind her!

JohnLocke2342 at 05:56 PM Oct 27

^ Haha please dude not at all, I love it too!

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Weapon X at 06:13 PM Oct 27

Poster McConaughey is totally checking her out. Alriiiiiiiight!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

First it was The Fast and the Furious then it was Fast and Furious then it was Fast Five and now it's Furious 7... The next one will just be called "8" at this point.
Cochise at 03:45 PM Oct 27

or maybe F(eight) and they'll somehow engrain the theme of fate heavily into the movie hahaha

Anakin at 03:47 PM Oct 27

In all the UK it's keep the 'Fast and Furious 7' title. hahah. So it is literally all over the place.

JohnLocke2342 at 03:48 PM Oct 27

@Cochise/Anakin - Lmao, that's hilarious.. in all seriousness though I'm rly looking forward to this one, more so than any other Fast flick beforehand.

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JohnLocke2342 at 03:47 PM Oct 27

^ Oh I'm sure it does man, not everything is explained in the trailer! I really like that I have NO IDEA what to expect from this flick and that the previews seem to give away almost nothing. It's refreshing you know?

Dodong27 at 03:52 PM Oct 27

Yup! If you love sci-fi/storytelling, you'll be in for a ride...

Glinda at 09:11 PM Oct 27

Really a cool poster.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Tonight's episode of Star Wars: Rebels has a lightsaber fight that drew me in with a stronger connection than anything I saw in the prequels. Basically, Star Wars: Rebels is actually great and I'm still shocked about it. The show reminds me of an animated "Firefly" with the uniquely diverse crew of smugglers that sort of skate by the rebellion, taking any job they can. There are some serious shades of something fresh and exhilarating but with the best of the Star Wars universe of course. It's that old and dirty and fucked up universe with busted droids and flickering monitors amidst a familiar background. Anyway I'm rambling but what I wanted to say was that tonight's episode is hands down the best of the 5 and features a truly awesome showdown. It introduces a hell of a villain (voiced by the bad-ass Jason Issacs) and rehashes some glorious Jedi themes from the old trilogy. If you're a Star Wars fan just check it out.. trust me.
ericodarko at 05:49 PM Oct 27

dude, my girlfriend decided to watch this series with me because, after watching the first episode, she said that this she got a serious Firefly vibe from the crew. Great minds think alike

Also, how fucking cool was The Inquisitor's light sabre handle!? Little details like that make me love this show so damn much

Can't wait to check out tonight's episode, especially if you say that it's the best one yet

JohnLocke2342 at 07:21 PM Oct 27

^ Absolutely dude, it's the little things that make this show great. Also maybe you already saw tonight's episode as this is the rescue mission one where the inquisitor goes at it with Kanan.

ericodarko at 07:49 PM Oct 27

Yeah, I did see that one. Have 4 or 5 aired, so far?

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Cumberbatch seems to be the safe choice here for Doctor Strange but who really gives a shit when it's a guy this talented? It's kind of funny that you had people complaining about Joaquin Phoenix being "too out there" of a casting choice yet lamenting the Cumberbatch decision as "boring and safe". You can never win with some fans haha. While it would've been nice to see them go completely outside the box that doesn't seem to Marvel's MO at this stage as they're transitioning away from their big name heroes. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion so if this choice upsets you then I'm sorry you're bummed out but I'll take Cumberbatch in the MCU any day of the week.
ericodarko at 02:07 PM Oct 27

There's a reason names like his & Tom Hardy are always thrown in for these discussions. When you're that damn good of an actor, everyone wants you. You want to make the best movie possible for this character, you have to go with the best.. Pretty damn stoked for this to happen

TheChanges23 at 02:29 PM Oct 27

Im stoked as well. Cumberbatch was one of my top choices for Strange so I couldn't be happier. You are so freaking right JL, you just can't please people sometimes but there's no denying that Marvel is crushing it.

CRUSHING it!!!!!

Cochise at 02:47 PM Oct 27

oh man I think he's anything BUT the 'safe choice'. Not by a long shot. Most if not all of the other contenders (save maybe Phoenix) seemed like the safe choices. Cumberbatch may have been a popular choice to some but I would describe him, someone who everyone sees as a villain, in the hero role in a major blockbuster as anything but safe (though in my mind also PERFECT for this character/a sorcerer/outcast in the 'real world').

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

My God, The Walking Dead is KILLING IT THIS YEAR - finally.
Dodong27 at 02:28 PM Oct 27

Just saw it few minutes ago.. daaaamn!

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

Zoe Sundaysssssss

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timmyd at 05:20 PM Oct 26

yamma hamma .

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Pat Hatfreet at 12:00 PM Oct 30

Very, very pretty!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

The world needs more Ted Levine in movies
writer19 at 08:28 PM Oct 25

shit i been sayin that for years

ericodarko at 06:50 AM Oct 26

yes, indeed. Even as only a voice in Joy Ride, he's awesome

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Going with Aja's "The Hills Have Eyes" remake for a late night flick and pretty intrigued to find out how it holds up. I remember liking it enough to want to purchase it on a whim but it's been years since I've actually seen it.
JohnnyPHreak at 06:01 AM Oct 26

I think it still hold up pretty well.

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Cochise at 01:11 PM Oct 25

first rule of dragons Thorin, you do not fuck with them!

But then again I mean you can do whatever you want when Dracula's on your team.

Mr.Blizzo at 01:32 PM Oct 25

I'm so unbelievably excited to dive back into the appendices next week

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Weapon X at 04:13 PM Oct 25

And Smaug's all like, "DUDE. COME ON. I may have burned your home and stolen all your gold, but that is JUST RUDE."

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Mr.Blizzo at 10:31 AM Oct 25

Haha awesome

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Weapon X at 04:17 PM Oct 25

Blue Fairy: "Yeeeeaaaaaah, I ain't touchin' this one."

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Tonight's Entertainment

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Scotch at 06:05 PM Oct 24

Hell yeah! Just threw this one on too

ericodarko at 08:15 PM Oct 24

I'm always surprised by how much I dig this movie (considering the original is one of my all-time favorites). Snyder really knocks it out of the park especially the opening sequence of the movie (right up to the Johnny Cash scored brilliant opening credits)

Anakin at 01:52 AM Oct 25

Good times

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Holy shit - as if the cast of Ridley Scott's "The Martian" wasn't already stacked enough it just added Chiwetel Ejiofor and Sebastian Stan! That's now a cast that includes Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sebastian Stan, Sean Bean, Jeff Daniels, Kristen Wiig, Kate Mara, Donald Glover and Michael Pena. Are you fucking kidding me? That's not only an insanely talented cast but a couple of outside the box talents for a drama like this which only adds to the intrigue. Unreal. Also yes - this is another excuse for me to post a Jessica Chastain photo.
Invidtus at 05:55 PM Oct 23

and only Bean lives-

Glinda at 08:02 PM Oct 23

Never need an excuse to post Jessica, she's a treat to look at. Simply beautiful.

This movie's going to be insane! I love it when there's a huge talented cast like this of well known actors.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Ultron promo art: (He clearly has various forms throughout the movie and this one is probably somewhere in the middle. A lot of people believe that the fire in the trailer is actually Ultron COATING HIS ENTIRE BODY IN VIBRANIUM (the near-indestructible stuff that Cap's shield is made out of ).
XSsoCX at 05:53 PM Oct 23

He looks so awesome.

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