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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Live Streaming The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug premiere with a bunch of beer and wishing so badly that I was there.. NEXT YEAR!!
Mr.Blizzo at 06:50 PM Dec 02

Hell yes! I've got the live stream going, and MNF on in the background.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I guess when George Lucas wrote Episode III and killed off Padme at childbirth he forgot that time in Return of the Jedi where Leia tells Luke memories of her mother. Whoops.
YoshioKun13 at 11:05 PM Dec 02

Or that Obi-Wan says he doesn't remember R2-D2 at all in ANH?

The prequels are full of inconsistencies & holes.

Anakin at 02:35 AM Dec 03

It's cause they faked Padme's death! GOD!! Jk! ;) But they could have ??

OfficerFriendly at 03:40 AM Dec 03

Or that Obi Wan claims to have trained with Yoda and really didn't.

Or that they took Vader's son and hid him on the planet he grew up on... in the house he grew up in. And didn't change his last name.

Or that Padme came up with the names Luke and Leia out of thin air.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago


Mood: Chillin'
WalkAway at 04:23 PM Dec 02


JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

The most wonderful time of the year

Mood: Happy
XSsoCX at 03:37 PM Dec 02

Nice finds, brother.

Invidtus at 04:59 PM Dec 02


Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:13 PM Dec 02

Lightsaber Christmas lights, oh that's a good one.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Something as simple as water and ink blowing my mind

Mood: Happy
Rebellion_Reborn at 03:40 PM Dec 02


klinteastwood at 03:45 PM Dec 02

thats pretty fuckin cool

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:14 PM Dec 02


JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

My life most of the time

Mood: Chillin'
Rebellion_Reborn at 03:03 PM Dec 02

Haha! Love it!

WalkAway at 03:12 PM Dec 02


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Johnny Cash's "Hurt" is one of the best songs ever written in my opinion.. I can't hear it without getting some sort of emotional attack on my senses.
Cochise at 10:14 AM Dec 02

the legendary Cash did a fantastic job with it. It is Trent Reznor's (Nine Inch Nails) song though, Cash's Hurt is actually a cover which not that many people seem to know, I had to convince a number of people that Cash didn't write it/originally do it lol, he did such a great great job with it. The original is just as haunting, but in a darker/different way. Still wish Cash was here pumping out new recordings, he gave us awesome tunes right til the end... RIP

Derek237 at 10:24 AM Dec 02

Even Reznor has gone at record as saying "it's not my song anymore. It's his." Fucking brilliant and gives me chills every time.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 11:16 AM Dec 02

The video for Hurt is haunting, the feelings you get watching it, powerful stuff.

"Everyone I know goes away In the end"

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

The Hobbit Countdown - 10 Days - Ori

Played by: Adam Brown

Who is he?

The soft spoken, shy and sort of standoffish youngest dwarf of the company, Ori is the one you'll most remember for bringing a slingshot to an orc fight. He's much more of a dwarf who follows "the pen is mightier than the sword" and might be the only one of that race who actually lives by that theme. You see, he's an accomplished writer and illustrator who's often found with his head stuck in books and journals rather than battles and adventures. He documented their entire trip to Erebor and dies years later with the same journal in his hands as well since yes, he is the same skeleton Gandalf picks up the book from in The Fellowship of the Ring (one of three dwarves to be referenced in that movie). "Drums in the deep.. they are coming"

But hey, LET'S GET BACK TO MORE CHEERFUL TIMES FOR ORI THAT REVOLVE AROUND WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ALIVE! We know that he doesn't like green food, he loves to draw and sing and he can snipe the eye of a warg rider 50 miles away with a goddamn pebble on a slingshot, and that's awesome if you ask me.

What we can expect in The Desolation of Smaug

I think we'll see a bit more of Ori coming out of his shell and pulling out a heroic deed in the showdown with Smaug to be honest. I think they're setting up his character for a nice "coming out of his shell" moment that either happens now or in The Battle of the Five Armies, but either way it'll eventually happen. As for now expect a lot more slingshot action, some awkward dialogue and most likely an "accidental kill" from Ori in the next installment of the trilogy.

Mood: Happy
WalkAway at 12:14 PM Dec 02

He's adorbs.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I would sell my soul to be at the LA premiere of The Desolation of Smaug tonight
Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:28 AM Dec 02

"That can be arranged."

JohnLocke2342 at 08:48 AM Dec 02

drafting the paperwork at the moment, Satan

Dodong27 at 09:15 AM Dec 02

Travel and do a quick turnaround!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Did anyone else catch that weird viral marketing commercial during The Walking Dead with the rats scurrying into the sewers? It was shot on some sort of home video and the words translated to "he is here" at the end. I have no evidence to back this up but my gut feeling thinks it's "The Strain", the new show based on Guillermo Del Toro's book series.
OfficerFriendly at 08:58 PM Dec 01

I was wondering what that was. I figured it was either the Strain, or something for the new paranormal activity movie.

XSsoCX at 09:11 PM Dec 01

Isn't "The Strain" was going to be on FX?

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Unbelievable. I can't believe they pulled that issue of the comics off in television form. That was the single best episode of the ENTIRE SERIES.
Rebellion_Reborn at 07:04 PM Dec 01

I couldn't agree more. I'm fucking shaking from that. Powerful, powerful episode.

OldKingClancy at 08:33 AM Dec 02

I could sense it coming but it still hurts to watch, great, great episode. Definitely one of the show's best.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

That sneak peek at The Desolation of Smaug during The Walking Dead just now was fucking phenomenalllll!!!!!!! I have goosebumps, I can't wait anymore.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 06:38 PM Dec 01

I entered a drawing today for an advance screening on the 9th. Failing that, I'm gonna save it for the Christmas Day Chinese-food-and-a-movie tradition.

JohnLocke2342 at 06:39 PM Dec 01

I can't even type coherent sentences due to the excitement, sorry for this status MFC

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

New Zealand's Airport Wins yet again (and a great look at Smaug)

Mood: Chillin'
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Rebellion_Reborn at 02:18 PM Dec 01

I'd love to have one of those "Dragon Handler" vests!

Otis_Driftwood at 05:56 PM Dec 01

That is great stuff!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Yeah so Kate Mara is sexy as fuck on House of Cards, that is all
JohnLocke2342 at 12:35 PM Dec 01

Aye, she just has that "sexy" quality, I can't explain it.

TheHorrorfan at 08:44 PM Dec 01

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razgriz21 at 08:48 PM Dec 01

DAMN! She's so gorgeous

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