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I said months ago I don't think The Batman will ever get made. Each passing day I become more and more right. This is a joke and the DCEU is in real, genuine trouble. Wow.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

As if my Star Wars fans in here who aren't watching Rebels need one more reason: THEY DID A JAWS HOMAGE DURING THIS NEWEST EPISODE. Seriously. Complete with the actual chase music as they're heading after the shark.. It was amazing. I love this show so goddamn much.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Tonight's viewing - 28 Days Later
Scotch at 09:35 PM Oct 15

Great choice! I definitely need to revisit this one soon

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 07:05 AM Oct 16

Love it!

sLaShEr84 at 10:17 AM Oct 16

Good horror movie.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Neill Blomkamp shows off the new pulse rifle for Alien 5!!
Weapon X
Weapon X at 06:28 PM Oct 15

This post brought to you by the letters B, F, and G.

BATeMAN at 08:48 PM Oct 15

i want it!

emmyd at 10:47 PM Oct 15


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

The most interesting part of Marvel absorbing the rights to the Fantastic Four to me is that they could finally get a villain that's reallllly memorable outside of Loki. It's no secret that those movies have had a string of duds when it comes to the big bads and Doctor Doom definitely has the potential to fix that.
WalkAway at 12:56 PM Oct 15

Definitely an interesting development.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

They're making a DIE HARD PREQUEL? Fuck you. No, seriously, fuck you. Fuck everything and everyone.
timmyd at 09:27 PM Oct 14

Jesus ..... WHY ????

emmyd at 09:55 PM Oct 14

This is bullshit.

ericodarko at 10:01 PM Oct 14

but we get to find out "how he became a die hard kind of guy"! doesn't that sound awesome?

And, yes. there was just a hint of sarcasm in there

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

You know it bothers me when people say movies like Brave and Frozen are the first ones to bring "strong progressive princesses" to Disney. I love those characters but that's complete bullshit. Tiana is a strong willed hard-worker, Belle is a brilliant scholar, Jasmine is spunky while refusing to have someone else choose her husband for her, Mulan is a fierce warrior, Pocahontas urges peace over war, Rapuzel harnesses the good in all she sees and even Cinderella/Snow White are humble and strong willed women who never once bow down in the face of adversary. We have such tunnel vision when it comes to movies (and I'm guilty at times) but fuck man, they're all beautiful role models in their own way... And they're all independent.
emmyd at 09:58 PM Oct 14


OldKingClancy at 01:37 PM Oct 15

People are quick to forget and focus entirely too much on the success of right now.

Glinda at 02:03 PM Oct 15

Very well put I completely agree.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

wait a minute.. Marvel and Fox are actually teaming up for a tv show? This is kind of huge news isn't it? Yeah I know it's not the X-Men and the Avengers coming together but this could be the first steps towards an actual crossover event, no?
emmyd at 07:06 PM Oct 14


cerealkiller182 at 07:51 PM Oct 14

I'm wondering if Marvel just got something in return for it.

WalkAway at 08:28 PM Oct 14


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

aaand it's official. Kong vs Godzilla is actually happening and will be coming in 2020 from Warner Bros. Kong: Skull Island will be the precursor to this and presumbly set up their head to head battle in a way.. and I have no fucking idea how it'll do that. None. I'm guessing Kong will be bigger in this version so he can realistically go one on one with Godzilla.. maybe? I DON'T KNOW
ericodarko at 07:30 PM Oct 14

All I know is that I'm so giddily excited about all these movies!

timmyd at 08:21 PM Oct 14

as long as it's better than that idiotic first meeting.

Glinda at 02:18 PM Oct 15

I've always been a Kong fan but never really got into Godzilla until this last movie, which I really enjoyed.

So, I've never seen the original of these two but excited for this one! The size issue is quite the Godzilla in the room though. Not sure how'll they'll manage it.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: over 1 year ago

Back to the Future 2015 reunion teaser


Glinda at 02:20 PM Oct 15

This is fun!

It's nice seeing them together.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

So for a couple of weeks now the word on the street is that we'll be getting a new Force Awakens trailer on Monday. Apparently this will be the final trailer as well as the last amount of new footage we see from the movie. If this is indeed true than I love it for keeping as much behind the curtain as possible and I'm also debating on if I should watch it. I feel like I already know everything I need to already but my willpower is also terrible.. Hmmm..
JohnLocke2342 at 06:33 PM Oct 14

^ This has absolutely nothing to do with Marvel's way of doing things though. This is Kathleen Kennedy and Abrams with Disney backing them up.. those 2 are pretty much in control of all this. Abrams' demands for secrecy is why there's been so little shown and why next week will be the very last trailer with the last new footage of the movie.

JohnLocke2342 at 06:45 PM Oct 14

We can only hope they keep everything on the super DL.. Star Wars sells itself - they can show 100 tv spots with the same 100 scenes from the first 2 trailers and everyone will be stoked out of their mind.

Cochise at 11:23 AM Oct 22

Yeah but what I was saying is maybe 'Marvel's way of doing things' is actually more so Disney's way of doing things.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Welp, strap in for this season Walking Dead fans. “The fallout in those last 30 seconds sort of propels the story arc for the next maybe eight episodes, and get ready — because two and three are like body blows and then four spins out into this indie arthouse movie — then five, six, seven, eight – I think nine is the most crazy episode we’ve had. I dropped my script when I read it. I was just like, ‘Nooo! We’re doing that?'” said Lincoln. ”So yeah, it’s crazy. It’s amazing storytelling. I think [showrunner] Scott Gimple and the team have just outdone themselves this season.”
ericodarko at 10:49 AM Oct 14

I love this show and love how the season started. I just hope they can finally get consistency throughout a season in terms of quality. Last season, the first 3 episodes were probably the best 3 episode run the show's had but then it took a bit of a dip for a few before finishing strong. Been like this for a few seasons. Still, this is based on a story arc that I freakin love in the comics so I'm pretty pumped for it

Invidtus at 12:51 PM Oct 14

I hear they have homes starting from $800,000 but I have a feeling the prices may go down~

OldKingClancy at 01:43 PM Oct 14

Sounds to me like they're bringing in the Winter Arc from the comics but without actually involving Winter. Either way this is setting up to be something pretty big and I'm looking forward to seeing who falls this season cause if the rumours are true we're gonna be losing some big characters soon

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Aladdin and Jasmine have such an organically growing romance that makes sense as two people meeting each other and falling in love. It's not the bullshit whitebread you get in the older Disney stories like Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella but a real, genuine relationship based off of spending time with one another. It's a beautiful thing to watch this movie years later to see how progressive and all around brilliant it still is. Amazing.
emmyd at 12:06 AM Oct 14

THIS ^ <3

Glinda at 02:34 PM Oct 15

So true. I'm really looking forward to my watch today as it's been a while. I love that about Aladdin and Jasmine. They have a very real relationship we get to see them build into something beautiful.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

If you haven't done so already you NEED to check out YoshioKun13's 31 days of Halloween pumpkin carvings. The guy is literally bursting with talent and IMO has the single best carving work I've ever seen. It's so good it's unnatural.
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Tonight's viewing - a Disney classic - Aladdin
Glinda at 09:40 PM Oct 13

Tomorrow for me!

ericodarko at 11:55 PM Oct 13

How does the blu-ray look?

JohnLocke2342 at 07:45 AM Oct 14

^ Dude it's absurdly gorgeous! The colors pop right off the screen and the transfer is the best it's ever looked. Another home run for Disney

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item over 1 year ago

J.R.R. Tolkien's original Middle-Earth sketches

He mapped out and drew entire landscapes with precise distances to correlate how the events of each character would work in the story - and how/when they would meet up with one another.

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Glinda at 09:14 PM Oct 13

These are incredible.

WalkAway at 10:48 PM Oct 13


Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 10:44 AM Oct 14

Very cool stuff.

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