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JohnLocke2342 posted an IMAGE item: 10 months ago
my girlfriend and I at my brother's wedding

horrorfan23 at 08:35 AM Jun 26

Looking sexy. Both of you

OldKingClancy at 03:57 PM Jun 27

A fine pair the two of you are, awesome for you and your brother.

movieman32 at 06:47 PM Jul 01

You and the missus are looking FAB-U-LOUS! :) As has been said plenty of times before me, nice pic!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Hey MFC, just an FYI but two of my all-time favorites and GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE in Jaws and Jurassic Park are both $10.99 on blu-ray right now at This would be a good time to upgrade that DVD copy you have and if you don't already own them then I'm not sure we can be friends or acquaintances anymore but at least you can finally have your copy of these classics! We're gonna need a bigger DVD shelf
Glinda at 11:04 AM Jun 25

Awesome! Thank you JL.

Ordering right now and thankfully I do own the DVDs so we can remain friends! :)

Scotch at 11:06 AM Jun 25

Definitely need to upgrade my burned DVD copy of JP. Thanks for the heads up, JL.

dstoudt80 at 01:43 PM Jun 25

My Best Buy digibook edition of Jaws is one of my favorite Blu-rays in my collection.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Happy fucking Birthday to Ricky Gervais who is one of the rare comedians out there that makes me laugh consistently. Everything from the animated snippets of his podcast on HBO with "The Ricky Gervais Show" to his numerous cameos to of course his classic performance on BBC's The Office have all been something I've been able to watch over and over and still find hilarious. I had the pleasure of seeing him live at Madison Square Garden for his "Out of England" tour and it was definitely something special that I'm glad I got the opportunity to see. Plus he's a starkly intelligent man who's a huge advocate of charities and humanitarian work as well as launching a campaign against Animal Cruelty that he works tirelessly on.. cheers to this man
JohnLocke2342 at 11:18 AM Jun 25

^ here:

Fab-007 at 05:44 PM Jun 25

His bit on the Noah's Ark children's book is hilarious and I love The Invention of Lying.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 11:38 AM Jun 27

Ive only just started to watch The Ricky Gervais Show. love it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Dodong27 at 09:31 AM Jun 25

I did last night!
And will do it again cuz JohnLocke says so.

spacemonkee414 at 09:47 AM Jun 25

waaaay ahead of you. but, it snuck up on me, i'll tell you that.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I have Under the Dome sitting here in my room and I'm debating if I should read it before I watch the show.. what did you guys think about the first episode?
Weapon X
Weapon X at 09:26 AM Jun 25

It's off to a good start, I think. Straight from the opening shot they're taking the story in some new directions and I'm not sure where they're going. I say dig into the book anyway, 'cause it's a damn good read.

spacemonkee414 at 09:47 AM Jun 25

they changed so much much of it that i don't think it matters except to note the changes. however, i read it and liked it...not one of my faves, but a good read.

Anakin at 01:58 PM Jun 25

Read it. Without a doubt. Read THAT book. Unless King isn't your cup of tea. If that's the case then that book ain't gonna do shit for you my friend.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Just kidding.. I'm watching a favorite instead, mother fucking MULAN
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silenceisseldom at 12:20 AM Jun 25

Favorite Disney movie!

WalkAway at 05:52 AM Jun 25

Pretty sure I know every line to this movie <3

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

and now I'm gonna follow MU up with Monsters, Inc... yes please
draven_ftw at 07:38 PM Jun 24

Pixar can not do wrong.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I was also able to snag one of these World War Z posters at my AMC when I left Monsters University.. I haven't seen the movie yet but love the fuck out of the book and think this is some pretty awesome artwork!
XSsoCX at 08:13 PM Jun 24

That's wicked awesome. I need to move to a place with a AMC theater!

Mr.Blizzo at 09:28 PM Jun 24

That's really cool! Saw the movie today and was hoping Regal still had some of their WWZ posters leftover, but they didn't. It looked like this

randychico at 09:48 PM Jun 24

Yeah that's one RAD poster!

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 10 months ago

Rank that Pixar Collection

1. Wall*E - 10/10
2. Up - 10/10
3. Toy Story 3 - 10/10
4. The Incredibles - 9/10
5. Toy Story - 9/10
6. Finding Nemo - 9/10
7. Monsters, Inc. - 8/10
8. Toy Story 2 - 8/10
9. Ratatouille - 8/10
10. Monsters University - 8/10
11. A Bug's Life - 8/10
12. Brave - 7/10
13. Cars - 6/10
14. Cars 2 - 5/10
Glinda at 07:00 PM Jun 24

Awesome list! Love it. Agree with almost all.

The only changes I'd make would be switching the Toy Storys ranks around and I'd give Brave an 8.

WalkAway at 05:54 AM Jun 25

A Bug's Life is so underrated, I feel like everyone forgets about it. Glad to see it so highly scored!

OldKingClancy at 04:21 PM Jun 27

Love seeing Wall-E at the top, such a beautiful film.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Monsters University was a straight up success and not just as a prequel but as a standalone feature. I had a blast with this movie that was surprisingly much funnier than I thought it would be but still had the trademark heart that goes alone with each Pixar feature. It had a clever way of telling a story that you already knew the conclusion of by throwing in narrative twists that you never saw coming. I had serious doubts about Pixar going back to another entry in a franchise over giving us something fresh and original but they washed away all of those fears with this one.. a fun fucking time at the movies. 8/10
leesemarie at 07:13 PM Jun 24

Agreed. I thought it was aimed a little bit more towards the kiddies and a tad bland/by the books but overall wayyyyy better than I thought it could be. Def not in the horrible sequel/prequel category

Glinda at 08:09 PM Jun 24

I'm really looking forward to it!

Fab-007 at 05:49 PM Jun 25

I was going to skip it and now you have given my pause. I may take my boys this weekend.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I'm sorry but Splinter and Shredder are fucking Japanese, not white.. how the fuck are they gonna bend their origin story now? I feel like every single casting decision in this TMNT reboot has been the exact opposite of everything a fan could want.
timmyd at 11:34 AM Jun 24

It's the Bay way .

cerealkiller182 at 12:24 PM Jun 24

just to play devil's advocate, the rebooted TMNT comic has Shredder, Splinter, and the Turtles all playing reincarnated versions (a criminal who targets a father and his four sons) from feudal Japan. I suppose if 5 of them could be reincarnated as animals one of them could be reincarnated as a white guy, but I also doubt they're smart enough to establish that.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

World War Z, Monster's University or This is the End for me tonight.. which one would you guys choose?
RandomK1NG at 12:47 PM Jun 24

This Is the End.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 01:23 PM Jun 24

This is the End!

WalkAway at 01:34 PM Jun 24

This is the End of Monsters U.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I was gone all weekend and missed MFC's reaction to the "leaked plot details" about Jurassic Park IV, so I've gotta ask you guys.. if true, what do you think? I'm not sure what the source of the news is and I guess I'll be taking it with a grain of salt right now but knowing they're back on the original island as it's up and running is straight up making me giddy. Aquatic dinosaurs are a must and would be the perfect introductory creature for a whole new level of fear and suspense (plus it's basically JAWS meets Jurassic Park) but I'm unsure on the idea of training raptors- with or without muzzles. I guess when they inevitably escape it plays with the idea of never being able to train nature and how human-beings can't play God but it still sorta rubs me the wrong way and brings back horrible memories of the leaked JP IV scripts years ago that had humans and dinosaurs fighting alongside each other.. but aside from that I've gotta say that it sounds fucking great- if true, of course.
andyfilm_1 at 10:03 AM Jun 24

The story reminded me of the 90s cartoon Dino-Riders. Can't wait for 2015!

MonsterZeroNJ at 01:39 PM Jun 24

I thought this story had been debunked as an old script and not the one being used now? Comic book movie reported:
"The Film Stage heard from a source that the above info is not from Colin Trevorrow's version of Jurassic Park 4. Instead, it turns out that it's from an old script for the fourquel."

xwing16 at 12:44 PM Jun 25

I'd personally love that script. Seems pretty damn cool!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

gurl, why are you so gorgeous?
horrorfan23 at 09:09 AM Jun 24

She approves as well

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timmyd at 09:55 AM Jun 24

yum .

WalkAway at 01:35 PM Jun 24

omg she's like a barbie she's so amazingly perfect

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Joss Whedon, you lovely, glorious, amazingly beautiful man. I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me my favorite comic-book run of some of my favorite comic-book characters in in Astonishing X-Men which blew my mind as a teen and continues to own today as well. I'd like to thank you for bringing Firefly into my life and giving us the brilliantly quippy, adventurous Sci-Fi mash-up we never knew we needed and loving it enough to scrap together a movie when it looked impossible to do so... and thank you for taking the reigns of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and bringing your trademark style and penchant for group dynamics to an Avengers team that was begging for the perfect man for the job. It's amazingly satisfying to see "one of us" on the biggest stage in the world and never losing site of the person he was before he was so famous... Happy Birthday sir.
MrsData at 03:26 AM Jun 24

Perfetto! I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.

Anakin at 08:41 AM Jun 24

That was a great arc.

randychico at 10:07 AM Jun 24

You still have to see Buffy ;D

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