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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

My boys just straight up being awesome
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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 11 months ago

Film Meets Art - Christopher Nolan's Inspiration for The Joker


Dodong27 at 05:53 PM Nov 26

Dude.. this is absolutely fantastic! Thanks for posting!!!

oscarxp25 at 06:12 PM Nov 26

I was talking about how I loved that Joker's makeup looked slightly different each scene. You believed that this guy literally put this on before he would enter the world. It wasn't cleanly or neatly placed on either.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

So who won this foot race?
MonsterZeroNJ at 03:58 PM Nov 26

yup... that's gonna leave a mark...

ThunderStorm at 06:56 PM Nov 26

drunk people are hilarious.

Otis_Driftwood at 09:45 PM Nov 26

Holy smokes...did anyone see that street post jump out in front of this guy?!

I'm gonna say the lesser drunk won.

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JohnLocke2342 at 03:53 AM Nov 26


Also Mr.Blizzo, look, we're brothers separated at birth most likely and are pretty much pound for pound the same person when it comes to favorite movies and films so please, just watch Sherlock. All you need to know is that I guarantee you will love this brilliant series to the point that I would actually bet on it haha.

Beauski at 04:32 AM Nov 26

The show is great! I started watching it after all the praise you guys gave it. Definitely deserved it. Should be interesting to see how they explain the end of last season!

Mr.Blizzo at 04:39 AM Nov 26

@JL - lol I know man. I can't believe I haven't started watching it yet. Every time I see it on netflix instant I think, ok now's the time, but then end up watching something else. I NEED TO FUCKING WATCH IT!

You know what, with Desolation of Smaug coming out, I'm gonna start Sherlock this Sunday night...the first 2 weeks of December will be dedicated to Freeman and Cumberbatch...and LOTR of course haha.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I've gone into Barnes and Noble three times a week over the past two weeks to get the Limited Edition Hobbit covers of Empire magazine and today I finally asked why they didn't have it and you know what? The woman said that every single morning this lady waits outside for them to open and buys every single one of the limited edition covers for her newsstand. FUCK THAT WOMAN.
WalkAway at 03:57 AM Nov 26

I'm going to go tomorrow to my B&N and see what I can find!

JohnLocke2342 at 04:18 AM Nov 26

^ You rock so hard that it's impossible to describe it

Anakin at 08:21 AM Nov 26

Omg for reals? What cover were you after?

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

The Best Performance as Theoden in The Lord of the Rings

1. Bernard Hill
2. "Arise, arise, Riders of Theoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spears shall be shaken, Shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas"
Fab-007 at 04:15 AM Nov 26

LOL...this is awesome!!!

JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 11 months ago

Incredible X-Men: Days of Future Past viral marketing


Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:11 AM Nov 26

They were hinting at just this development just after First Class. Brilliant little video and website; the marketing's off to a good start here.

TheChanges23 at 02:56 AM Nov 26

That was pretty stellar. I cant wait to see what they come up with next.

Anakin at 08:25 AM Nov 26

Very cool. Like an alternate history? I like it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I can't say I'm looking forward to Terminator 5 and don't have any interest in the movies after Judgment Day but Tatiana Maslany as Sarah Connor is brilliant casting if they decide to go that route. Like, really brilliant. Also yes I kinda sorta used this status as an excuse to post a pic of her.
JohnLocke2342 at 12:50 AM Nov 26

^ Yes mam, newest casting rumor so I guess we can take it with a grain of salt.. though it's phenomenally perfect IMO.

Invidtus at 01:03 AM Nov 26

Yep Orphan Black is great-

Anakin at 08:23 AM Nov 26

I don't care about this movie because I can't let myself....but shit! If they cast her I may have to.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

"I have choked on these lies my entire career, but here and now THE LIES STOP!!".. Ed fucking Harris is one of the most underrated and overall bad-ass mother fuckers to take on acting in Hollywood. We need more Ed Harris!
JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

The Hobbit Countdown - 17 Days - Tauriel

Played by: Evangeline Lilly

Who is She?

Tauriel is an Elvish WARRIOR, yes a warrior who is also the right hand woman of Thranduil (The King of Mirkwood), all while being the leader of the Elven Guards. Not much is known about the character since she is completely made up for the movie but it was confirmed that her parents were slain by orcs when she was young, which will give her an aggressive and almost reckless nature. Evy Lilly actually summed her up in an interview as being "a killing machine", which is all the more reason to be excited about her. Hardcore Tolkien fans have been vocal about this change in the sense that A. she's a made up character and B. she's breaking the "blueprint" of the Elvish race in her personality makeup. To those people I say BACK THE FUCK UP AND WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT. The female presence in The Hobbit is mostly nonexistent and that's a stark contrast to the Lord of the Rings trilogy which had powerful and revolutionary female characters. Aside from Galadriel, Arwen and Eowyn we know that the high power Valar contain a female, Galadriel is perhaps the most powerful of resistance of the ring and royalty in Middle-Earth and Bilbo constantly states that his internal and external strength comes from his mother. Because of this it was essential to add another woman into the mix for The Hobbit's trilogy and since they're expanding on the story and the appendices with a heavy Elvish presence they were able to include her as a brutally kick-ass warrior. Don't like it? I say fuck off.

What we can expect in The Desolation of Smaug

Again, this is all brand new so all I have to go on is what I've seen in the trailers and the sneak peek of the movie, and that's a heavy dosage of Tauriel action. It's been hinted that Legolas is in a sort of "one-sided" crush on her in the sense that Tauriel either isn't feeling him or is forbidden to do so, but either way their relationship will be focused. In fact, it's been mentioned by some that (minor spoiler) she actually winds up having a romantic relationship with Kili the dwarf. This was hinted at in the Extended Edition when Kili is in Rivendell checking out the female elves that walk past him during the dinner sequence. We also know that she's with Legolas when they "capture" the dwarves and she will most likely have an expanded role in the third film as well, barring she actually survives.

Basically we can count on two things, 1. She'll kick a heavy amount of orc ass and 2. She'll look great doing it. Win-Win!

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razgriz21 at 11:36 PM Nov 25

I'm eager to see her again.

Anyway, I'm positive.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:14 AM Nov 26

Nice to see they let Evangeline show her elf pride and grow back her elf ears to play the role. ;)

Mr.Blizzo at 01:55 AM Nov 26

Can't wait to see her tear it up!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I just wanted to say that I honestly and truthfully did not mean to offend anyone with my recent post on here about Megan Fox and I'm sorry that I brought it up in the way that I did. I could've stated my feelings about the scenario in a much more respectful manner and I came across as rude and dickish to her in the way I chose to word it. I have no idea what she's going through and I can't imagine the kind of pressure she has in the constant limelight of the Hollywood machine so my apologies to everyone who was offended and was bothered by it. I will think before I post things along that line next time, cheers guys.
MrsData at 11:08 PM Nov 25

You're such a swell guy and honestly, I wasn't offended. You didn't break the rules and I know you, you were being honest not intentionally mean. We're cool.

RagingFellaDriver16 at 11:55 PM Nov 25

dude You didn't say anything, others weren't thinking.

joeyc5 at 02:18 PM Nov 26

I guess I'm guilty as well, and I also apologize. but it does perplex me to see so many women who are in the public's eye go to such extreme measures to look beautiful when all they become is almost a parody of the beauty they already possessed. I can't imagine the pressure either but what they are doing isn't the way to go

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Lego The Hobbit coming next year!

Mood: Happy
Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:20 AM Nov 26

These images bring up an interesting question: why is Sting the only Elvish sword we see glowing blue in the presence of Orcs and Goblins, especially if it's just an "Elvish letter opener" like Balin quips?

Mr.Blizzo at 03:35 AM Nov 26

Nice! I still need to play lego lotr. Been dying to play it.

JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

The 10 Best Performances in The Lord of the Rings

1. Ian McKellen as Gandalf - - The lone Oscar nomination of the acting ensemble in this trilogy (what a shame), McKellen turned in such an iconic role that it's impossible to see him without seeing Gandalf anymore. Every single mannerism, expression and even his body language is so seamlessly blended with that of such a magical character that you almost question if he's acting or if he's just that good. He just has that twinkle in his eye that is inescapable when it comes to close-ups.
2. Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn - - Arguably the best actor in this talented ensemble, Mortensen was born to play this role and completely immersed himself as the character. His arc from a ranger desperately trying to escape his destiny to a man who owns up and fulfils the title is one of the best journeys in the series. I go to bed every night thanking God that he was recast at the last minute over Stuart Townsend.
3. Andy Serkis as Gollum - - The pioneer of motion-capture, Serkis proved that this technology is so much more than a man in a costume interacting with actors. He IS an actor and gave one of the very best performances over the past 20 years as Gollum. The ability to create two completely different characters and balance them against one another was outstanding. Plus getting us as an audience to sympathize with that character was a feat all on its own.
4. Sean Astin as Samwise Gamgee - - While Frodo is the heart and soul of the story it's Samwise the Brave who's with him every single step of the way. The emotion he put forth in all three movies was something really touching and his hold on the audience as a fan favorite completely reflects that.
5. Christopher Lee as Saruman - -Here's another experienced legend that is well-versed in the world of Tolkien and it shows in his amazing performance as The White Wizard. He's so manipulative and cunning in certain scenes but you always get the sense that he's never as fully entranced in wrongdoing as the other villains of the trilogy are... like his heart isn't totally in it for the sake of just being evil.
6. Cate Blanchett as Galadriel - - Blanchett is arguably the best actress on the planet right now and her legendary performances span into so many different genres that it's almost unbelievable. Here she commands the movie whenever she's on screen and her ethereal look matches up perfectly with her wonderfully warm ability to project an immortal being. Oh, and her opening narration can not be overlooked.
7. Ian Holm as Bilbo Baggins - - No stranger to Tolkien's work Holm, slipped so seamlessly into the world of Middle-Earth and perfectly captured the bombacious spirit and nervous conditioning of Bilbo Baggins. He's absolutely brilliant in his small screen time and set the blueprint for Martin Freeman's performance in The Hobbit trilogy.
8. Liv Tyler as Arwen - - Tyler's role in the trilogy is often understated but you can't look past her angelic, warm and internally conflicted performance in the trilogy. She goes through a varied amount of emotional mindstates throughout all 3 stories and when she does finally get to Aragorn at the end of The Return of the King there isn't a single person who isn't bursting with eternal happiness.
9. Sean Bean as Boromir - - Another wonderful actor who brings it in just about every role he tackles, Sean Bean was literally the perfect choice for the troubled character of Boromir. I remember reading that he was first cast back in 1999 and flipping out because of how perfect the unison between his previous performances and the Son of Gondor were. With somewhat limited screen time and only one movie to work through a massive character arc Bean perfectly brings this man to life while simultaneously elevating the performances of those around him.
10. John Noble as Denethor - - Sauron is the faceless enemy of the franchise, Saruman is the corrupted one and the biddings of orcs and uruk-hai bring out an evil nature... but it's Denethor the twisted father who's all the more easy to hate. This is thanks in large part to a performance along the lines of Marcia Gay Harden in The Mist where you cringe with anger everytime their character pops up on screen. Noble provided a much needed ounce of slimy, villainous hatred to the movie at a time where each character journey was colliding into one sole mission again.
11. Discalimer* As one of the very few movies that I consider to be perfectly casted in just about every role it was hard to narrow it down to only 10, but these are the 10 Earth-Shattering performances that I thought elevated the films even further.
Fab-007 at 12:02 AM Nov 26


I think leaving John Noble in was a good call. In a lot of ways he had the toughest role given how unlikable his character is.

Bernard Hill as Theoden needs his own category just for the sheer epic-ness of his goatee!!!

Seriously, the list is sound. I could see you stressing over it too :-)

JohnLocke2342 at 12:23 AM Nov 26

^ Haha thanks a lot man.. also I kinda took your suggestion literally...

Mr.Blizzo at 02:20 AM Nov 26

McKellen and Mortensen are my top 2 as well man. Wonderful performances from all though. It's just such an amazing cast.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Whoever put together the soundtrack to Flight was just handpicking the most commonly used songs in most Scorsese movies and car commercials. Christ.
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Checking out Flight for the first time and within 15 seconds we get a nipple shot, so there's that.
oscarxp25 at 12:32 PM Nov 25

One of my favorite Denzel films of all time

oscarxp25 at 12:32 PM Nov 25

One of my favorite Denzel films of all time

Derek237 at 01:19 PM Nov 25

Is it Denzel's nipple ?

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