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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
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#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Apocalypto is one of the more bad-ass flicks that nobody ever seems to talk about anymore. Solid visuals, an interesting concept that revolves around an adrenaline-fueled "chase" narrative and some really intense, brutally violent action scenes... agree or disagree?
threezy at 06:19 PM Oct 07

Great, great film. Loved it as well!

Mr.Blizzo at 08:51 PM Oct 07

Amazing movie! It's fucking great. Love the scene of him running from the intense.

joeyc5 at 08:27 AM Oct 08

Did it come out when he had his "episode"? I think that maybe why it didn't have a big box office. It is a really great movie!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I have the sudden urge to watch Apollo 13 and I think that's what I'm gonna do today
Derek237 at 12:03 PM Oct 07

I might wait till Gravity comes to Blu-ray and then do a Right Stuff, Apollo 13, Gravity SPACE PROGRAM TRILOGY marathon.

RagingFellaDriver16 at 12:11 PM Oct 07

Derek if you can scoop together the dollars, Check it out IMAX 3D, well worth the cash dude. the best 3D experience I have had.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago


Mood: Happy
Tags: Perfection
WalkAway at 01:06 PM Oct 07

omgosh I love this

Glinda at 01:56 PM Oct 07

Love it!

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 05:01 PM Oct 07

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Gravity's 55 million intake is the largest opening in October history! Well, well deserved for one of the best movies of the year
Righteous_faustus at 11:50 AM Oct 07

Awesome news

RagingFellaDriver16 at 12:13 PM Oct 07

Revolutionary Film, def one for the History books.

Cochise at 01:43 PM Oct 07

suck it Paranormal Activity

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

Weekly Dose of Chastain - Red Dragoness

Mood: Happy
Tags: My Queen
Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 10:12 PM Oct 06

She's outstanding!

Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:28 PM Oct 06

Truly this Red Woman is a mad temptress.

Hal E.
Hal E. at 11:21 PM Oct 06

Now, if we could only get a shot of her feet in some red polish. ;)

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I knew Runner Runner would be a terrible movie but an 8% on RottenTomatoes and a 7 million dollar opening weekend, really? Batman deserves better.
oscarxp25 at 05:35 PM Oct 06

I gave it zero stars. It was a terrible film that poorly rips off thriller cliche. Affleck and Timberlake were terrible. The worst thing about it is that there is a lack of any real danger or thrills.

Derek237 at 05:45 PM Oct 06

Al Guhl has taught you well, young Affleck.

But you are not a Batman yet.

WalkAway at 09:32 PM Oct 06

Poor Gemma :-( At least she's getting rave reviews for Byzantium.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Alright so I definitely think that This is the End might have one of the greatest if not one of the most memorable movie endings of all-time.. so hilariously awesome. The rest of the movie was just as ridiculous and hit almost every mark I was looking for in a comedy like this. Everything from the cameos to the performances to the in your face raunchy mayhem made it the funniest movie I've seen in 2013, hands down. I'd love to hangout with those guys for just a night.
Hal E.
Hal E. at 03:02 PM Oct 06

God, I gotta watch this.

Venom3344 at 02:56 AM Oct 07

"Does it really compel me Jay, does it?!"

Laksmikanti at 11:11 AM Oct 07

I haven't finish it, somehow I am always interrupted, I actually like Jonah Hill here, somehow is making me laugh every time he talks, and I like Jay Baruchel in this one a lot!.

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 10 months ago

My 6 Favorite Devilishly Delicious Cakes

1. German Chocolate
2. Red Velvet
3. Every single kind of cheesecake
4. Ice Cream Cake
5. Snickers cake
6. Roasted Peaches and Cream
Mr.Blizzo at 09:37 PM Oct 06

omg I want some fucking cake now!

Otis_Driftwood at 11:22 PM Oct 06

Great list. My mom makes a German Chocolate that is to die for and her Red Velvet...insanely delicious. She has this knack for making that white icing that is sooo incredibly smooth. It just melts in your mouth.


HTX0811 at 02:56 PM Oct 11

Drooling all over my computer right now.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I gotta give a shout-out to Raiden for putting together one of the most comprehensive, very best and straight up epic Schmoe collaborations we've seen on MFC.. bravo man, you killed it!
Invidtus at 11:07 AM Oct 06

agreed - very well played sir-

RagingFellaDriver16 at 11:23 AM Oct 06

Raiden went HAM on that l0 part list. Thanks again for the perfect GIF (CHARACTER SELECTION)

Raiden at 11:36 AM Oct 06

Thank you so much, guys. I'm glad you all enjoyed it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Is there another trilogy around or even a series of movies that has a better lineup of directors than Ridley Scott, James Cameron and David Fincher? I mean fuck, that's three of the best directors to ever live.
Scotch at 11:17 PM Oct 05

Never thought about it like that. I can't even think of another trilogy that can compete with that directorial firepower.

YoshioKun13 at 06:16 AM Oct 06

That is why, I submit to you...the ALIEN Trilogy is the best cinematic sci-fi trilogy of all-time(to me). Each of those guys, in their prime. For Scott & Cameron their 2nd directorial feature, Fincher his debut. Despite bringing 3 pretty diverse visual styles and thematic approaches to each entry, they somehow made it all consistent and feel like they all existed in the same Alien universe.

And then.....well, we all know what happened after 3.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I think the Alien blu-ray set would rank second or third behind the Extended cuts of The Lord of the Rings as my favorite set I own. Aside from Aliens being one of my favorite movies ever and my love for the other two the goddamn special features are just so ridiculously in depth. I mean there are hours upon hours of new interviews and behind the scenes footage that was never released before which is such a fucking treat for the fans. I remember putting those documentaries on and feeling like it was Christmas morning with the amount of unused material on there. I wanna stop watching but I just can't and eventually I'll be finishing the set until 330 in the morning and you know what? Fuck it, that sounds great to me.
OldKingClancy at 07:11 AM Oct 06

I bought the set last year and have only scratched the surface of the bonus features. I need to set aside a weekend and dive in.

JohnLocke2342 at 11:31 AM Oct 06

@Yoshio - I had no idea about the Danny Boyle documentary and that's such a shame to find out it was scarpped.. do you know if it was actually filmed and is available somewhere?

YoshioKun13 at 04:08 PM Oct 06

All I could find on it...

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Day 5 of The Halloween Extravaganza - Documentary - The Beast Within: Making Alien - From the Alien Anthology blu-ray set
Hal E.
Hal E. at 06:53 PM Oct 05

Classic scene!

Derek237 at 07:27 PM Oct 05

They went all out on those DVD docs. Fucking outstanding. Great choice, man.

Mr.Blizzo at 08:11 PM Oct 05

Awesome choice

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

Happy Birthday to a Queen - Miss Kate Winslet

Mood: Happy

jeo4 at 01:12 PM Oct 05

I love all the Winslet tributes today!

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 07:20 PM Oct 05

Stunning selection of Kate Winslet photos JL.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 10 months ago



Directed by: Alfonso Cuaron
Written by: Alfonso Cuaron
Cast: George Clooney, Sandra Bullock
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Drama, Science-Fiction
Official Site:
Plot: Space.


In Hollywood there are filmmakers and there are directors...[more]...

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Mr.Blizzo at 03:05 AM Oct 05

Excellent review man! Seeing it in IMAX 3D was simply incredible. I was just in awe throughout the entire thing.

Cochise at 11:45 AM Oct 05

gerat great review, can not freakin wait to see it!!

Derek237 at 05:42 PM Oct 06

YES! Spot on review. Agree a million percent. Bullock yes, absofuckinglutely, "career-defining," that's exactly it. This will forever be the movie I'll remember her for. Any doubts in her I had, abolished. I'm not worthy. Oh god. So good.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Tonight is Thai food, good brews and the long awaited, highly anticipated, 6 years in the making IMAX3D viewing of GRAVITY!! Cheers MFC
oscarxp25 at 07:09 PM Oct 04

We movie geeks have been waiting for this film for so long and it looks like it will deliver!

Heero at 08:54 PM Oct 04

Sounds like a great evening! Enjoy!

Cochise at 10:01 PM Oct 04

enjoy dude. Wow 6 years, honestly hadn't heard a whisper of Gravity until earlier this year, but I'm insanely excited to see it now after that first trailer/clip thing

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