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The Lord of the Rings
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In my honest opinion the rebooted Planet of the Apes series is the best blockbuster franchise of the decade and I'm greatly looking forward to War in a few weeks. They're finely crafted film that embrace character first and spectacle second with set pieces that exist solely to push their stories along. Gritty and bleak - yet hopeful, these movies are blockbuster masterclasses in an age of so many generic and stale big budget projects each year. They deserve more praise and examination in the spotlight.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

I cannot believe I found this today.. newest addition to the collection!
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 03:39 PM Nov 08

Score! Where did you find her?

I saw Wave 2 at Wal-Mart yesterday but Phasma was the only figure missing.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Scotch at 12:15 PM Nov 08

I'm assuming he put shit in the bag instead of sand this time?

Glinda at 02:56 PM Nov 08


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Hey Cochise it looks like you're right and JJ Abrams lost the battle with The Force Awakens. First we get a spoilery international trailer and now a new TV spot with spoilery footage.. fuck off Disney, seriously. We don't need this shit with a month and a week to go. I've avoided both and I'm going to continue limiting myself with this little time left.
Cronos at 12:26 PM Nov 08

Good thing I've been avoiding anything post initial teaser.

ericodarko at 01:34 PM Nov 08

I can just feel the onslaught of TV spots playing during football & on ABC. Will be changing the channel immediately to avoid them all

Cochise at 02:18 PM Nov 08

daamn was hopin I'd be wrong

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Glinda at 02:58 PM Nov 08

Love this.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item over 1 year ago

The Lord of the Rings

Mood: Chillin'
Tags: LOTR
jimmydevito at 08:54 PM Nov 07

very cool

movieman32 at 09:14 AM Nov 08

Pretty cool!

Glinda at 03:10 PM Nov 08

These are awesome!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Spectre was meh.. not very good to be honest. It was interesting at times and exhaustively repetitive during others, and the action scenes outside of the train throwdown lacked any fun or energy. After sleeping on it I really just came to the conclusion that it wasn't the Bond movie they promised. With the team formed post-Skyfall I thought we would see James Bond and MI6 at full capacity with tons of gadgets and high powered weaponry.. yet instead, AGAIN, the team is at their weakest. Not to mention we just spent 2 full movies fleshing out Bond's love for Vesper and how it'll bring his armor back on yet we get an incredibly forced romance with Bond falling in love. Wtf? This contradicts how the movie is tying the entire franchise together with our main villain. I really just think this series needs a new director and someone to bring Bond back to his roots. This can't be the last hurrah for Daniel Craig simply because he has so much more to do as 007. I'm sadly disappointed.
Cochise at 07:23 PM Nov 07

holy crap did not see this kind of reaction coming from you. That's a shame man, but this pretty much describes exactly what I feared after seeing the trailers. Also I didn't know about the love angle, I guess that bad corny sappy love song they used for Spectre's Bond theme actually makes more sense now...

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:25 PM Nov 07

"We sexy?"
"We sexy."

jeo4 at 08:40 PM Nov 07

This is the look of "Yeah, we're taking over soon."

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Weak, melodramatic acting, cartoonish and heavily stylized creature design and an overload of not-really-the-best-right-now CGI is what's holding back that Warcraft trailer for me. Yet I can't help but be impressed by the sheer scope of this movie and the fact that they're fully embracing their franchise origins. They could've turned this into a blatant and soulless LOTR rip-off if they wanted to but instead we've gotten a fully balls out look at the World of Warcraft with every nerdy detail. That alone has me inspired enough.
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Heading out to the theater to spent the night with James Bond.. Spectre baby! Have a great one MFC
Scotch at 07:26 PM Nov 06

I just got back from it. Enjoy bro!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 08:58 PM Nov 06


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

I've heard people complain that Skyfall had a weak Bond girl and yeah, she's only a minor character but for fuck's sake it's M who's pretty much the Bond girl. She's the co-lead for half the movie and the story runs through her just as much as it runs through Bond. And M is the best female character these movies have ever had, so please, sit the fuck down. It's like people only complain from their own personal point of view rather than looking at the entire situation as a whole. It's maddening, and also why I can't talk movies with a good amount of people.
OldKingClancy at 02:04 PM Nov 06

Absolutely agree, M was the Bond Girl of Skyfall and she fucking owned it, easily her finest moment and she's not short of them.

goNADSgo69 at 03:18 PM Nov 06

I haven't seen Skyfall (don't hate me, but I'm not a Bond fan...), but Judi Dench can do no wrong in my books!

Invidtus at 03:20 PM Nov 06

There's nothing weak about Berenice Marlohe~

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Fuck noooooooo WHY IS THERE A NEW INTERNATIONAL STAR WARS TRAILER?! Those always give the most away and I'm trying my best not to see anything else. Fuuuuuuuckkk the struggle is real. If anyone watches it can you post a spoiler free thought below and if it gives away too much/more than the last one? Thank you
unbinkable at 09:23 AM Nov 06

I wouldn't say it spoils anything, but it definitely shows more than you probably want to see. I watched it because I am weak.

razgriz21 at 09:40 AM Nov 06

I hate it when it happens.

Now obnoxious fans are going to post gifs and screen grabs all over.

Welp. So much for being spoiler free.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 11:37 AM Nov 06

The 2 screenshots on the video part of the main MFC page is FILLED WITH SPOILERS!!! Dammit! I'm not watching the video and I implore to all of my fellow Schmoes, PLEASE do not post pics or comments without the spoiler warning.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: over 1 year ago

30 seconds. I'm sold.


XSsoCX at 10:29 PM Nov 05

Stop it, man! haha. Seriously I was dead set on waiting on this game. But you and others keep posting beautiful stuff about it, and I want it more and more, even without the story line. Hell, I almost threw this on a credit card the other day:

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item over 1 year ago

Movies Posters Come to Life

Mood: Chillin'
Tags: film
Glinda at 11:19 PM Nov 05

Wow, these are all awesome. Love the Lost in Translation one.

Scotch at 12:33 AM Nov 06

Love these!

dsloy at 02:36 PM Nov 06


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Skyfall is, in my opinion, the single BEST Bond movie ever made. It has every element of a successful James Bond movie while still reinventing itself and bringing us a backstory we never got in over 20+ stories. It's pretty much perfect.
unbinkable at 09:37 AM Nov 06


dsloy at 02:36 PM Nov 06

totally agree

jimmydevito at 06:34 PM Nov 06


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

I'm just gonna come out and say it - with how badly The Walking Dead completely fucked up and ruined The Governor I have zero hope that they can bring us a respectable Negan. Not only is he one of the few characters I've ever experienced who seems virtually IMPOSSIBLE to translate from page to screen but he curses more than a Tarantino flick. Like he's legitimately one of the filthiest characters I've ever read and there's no way AMC can even do 10% of his dialogue lol.
TheChanges23 at 08:55 PM Nov 05

The writers and AMC definitely have their work cut out for them. This Negan could very well be a shade of his comic book counterpart. That being said, his actions could still match the insanity and savagery of the comic. We'll just have to wait and see. I'm optimistic though.

XSsoCX at 08:57 PM Nov 05

Maybe he'll just say frig instead of fuck...... ;)

ericodarko at 09:01 PM Nov 05

I was thinking the same thing as you in regards to how the Governor was brought to screen. They didn't just screw him up in the adaptation from the comic but as a character on the show. He should've been remembered as an ICONIC villain & adversary to Rick but he ended being just another guy in the group's way. I'm also really nervous about how they bring Negan to the small screen. It all starts with the casting (sorry for the fale headine haha) It's also going to be damn near impossible to properly adapt Preacher. Good luck with all that, AMC

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