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The Lord of the Rings
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Before Midnight
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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Some of the absolute best episodes of The Office are the ones that force Jim and Dwight to begrudgingly team up and work together. They play so goddamn well off of each other that those few episodes always have some of the best energy and hilarious moments. Like the one I'm watching right now in season 5 where Kelly sabotages Jim and Dwight's customer feedback surveys while Jim talks to Pam the entire time on the Bluetooth (her out of nowhere lines in the background are great).
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

I can honestly say that I've already eaten about 17% of the candy I got for trick or treaters on Thursday.
WalkAway at 10:36 AM Oct 29

I think I've eaten more than that :-x

Glinda at 12:35 PM Oct 29

I buy extra. I know myself too well.

Righteous_faustus at 12:59 PM Oct 29

It's just so damn hard to resist.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Gandalf the Black, as if corrupted by the one ring
JohnLocke2342 at 10:34 AM Oct 29

Even though if it actually happened he would most likely look like royalty and not change his colors at all (in fact he'd add even more of the "purity" white).. but still an awesomely bad-ass design.

WalkAway at 10:36 AM Oct 29


Mr.Blizzo at 02:17 PM Oct 29

that's pretty damn cool!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Homemade turkey chili, brews and Fallen for Possession/Satanic Day
XSsoCX at 11:30 AM Oct 29

Great choice.

Glinda at 12:36 PM Oct 29

Nice choice and that chili sounds wonderful.

Anakin at 05:51 PM Oct 29

This was decent

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

Thor: The Hot World

Mood: Happy
Hal E.
Hal E. at 11:16 AM Oct 29

God, Portman is so beautiful.

XSsoCX at 11:33 AM Oct 29

Jaimie, Natalie and Renee.

Anakin at 05:53 PM Oct 29

hahahaha at the title of the blog!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

my writer19 gif of the week
draven_ftw at 01:31 AM Oct 29

damn that is just awesome haha

Hal E.
Hal E. at 04:15 AM Oct 29

How on earth did that knock the kid next to him down?

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

The Ray Stantz Ghosbusters cameo in Casper is still one of the single greatest cameos of all-time and I wish more movies that shared similar types of tone and source material would use little gags like this nowadays.
wallcrawler383 at 04:42 AM Oct 29

The pedo mustache cameo sported by Aykroyd was unnecessary though

Mr.Blizzo at 08:09 AM Oct 29

I actually dvr'd Casper the other day. It's probably been almost 15 years since I've last seen it.

YoshioKun13 at 04:33 PM Oct 29

That wasn't the real Ray Stantz...

He ain't afraid a no ghost!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 months ago

EMPIRE's Desolation of Smaug Covers

They're all absolutely brilliant but my first choice is the Thorin one based on the color design and overall bad-assery.. but whichever one I get I will love.

Mood: Happy
razgriz21 at 12:33 AM Oct 29

Collect them all.

XSsoCX at 05:29 AM Oct 29

I dig that Gandalf cover.

Mr.Blizzo at 07:36 AM Oct 29

omg I need them all. The Thorin cover is my favorite.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Tyreese is a certied bad-ass after tonight and I'm loving the elements of the comic that they finally brought to light with him. This season of The Walking Dead has been steadily kicking ass and completely reignited my love for the show. My only real complaint is that Carol is like a newer, less annoying version of Andrea with her impatience and all around misguided efforts. Also how long until they fashion Herschel's amputated leg into a rocket launcher?
TastetheW0ng at 07:27 PM Oct 28

agree agree agree. except...I actually like Carol. I find it interesting on how they managed to make her so much different from her character in the book. It's a shame they weren't able to capture a good dynamic for Andrea.

JohnLocke2342 at 11:29 PM Oct 28

^ I actually wrote this about 3 minutes before the episode ended and we found out "the secret" about Carol so I kinda take back what I said haha.. but yeah, definitely a solid season of TV so far.

TheChanges23 at 05:10 AM Oct 29

^^^ I felt that way about Carol as well until BAM! Now there's a new dynamic to her character. So yeah, stellar season so far and I can't wait to see what comes next.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Did you say Supernatural/Haunting Day? I think I'll be going with a nice little under the radar Peter Jackson gem: The Frighteners
Venom3344 at 01:14 PM Oct 28

Guilty pleasure.

Dodong27 at 11:50 PM Oct 28

For the longest time, I thought Robert Zemeckis directed this film!

Remember seeing this in the theater with my friends when it first came out, loved it!

Cochise at 02:05 AM Oct 29

holy shit I need to see this again, that second gif is phenomenal, incredible effects, and such an old(er at leasT) movie

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Random story: In Senior year of high school I took a ceramics class and for my final project I made a miniature replica of the Orca from Jaws out of clay with a coiled pot technique. I eventually painted it after it was fired and gave it to my Film Professor who I still keep in touch with today. He apparently shows it to his students when he screens Jaws every year and he recently took it to a convention where he met Carl Gottlieb (the screenwriter), the man who actually designed the boat, Joe Alves and a couple of members from the cast and according to him they loved it haha.. is that random or what? Here is my professor holding the Orca and posing with Jeffrey Kramer (Deputy Hendricks from Jaws)
Mr.Blizzo at 06:47 AM Oct 28

Oh wow, haha that's really cool.

Venom3344 at 01:23 PM Oct 28

That is seriously awesome man!

Cochise at 02:05 AM Oct 29


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Affleck getting HUGE for Bats
Fab-007 at 11:02 AM Oct 28

He get's a lot of grief for Daredevil but personally, I thought he was great in it. It was the movie as a whole that was not great.

XSsoCX at 12:07 PM Oct 28

He looks like a man who is ready to save Gotham.

Cochise at 02:06 AM Oct 29

My man!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Seeing a movie like Gravity make over $300 million dollars and counting at the box office while not being a sequel/remake/reboot/movie based on a book/superhero/comic/graphic novel is inspiring and fantastic. It's the only movie in the top 10 at the box office this year that isn't one of the previous types of movies mentioned or an animated flick aimed at kids. I hope it spawns more studios to take chances on movies like this that rely on originality, creativity and a focus on characters.. because we have enough of the other kind (not to say I dislike those, I don't, I just like a balance).
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

Spending the next 8 hours watching football
sLaShEr84 at 03:05 AM Oct 28


JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 10 months ago

You guys have to watch this.. the Ohio State marching band plays movie themes and acts out sequences on the field.


joeyc5 at 05:04 AM Oct 28

wow that is truly impressive!

Mr.Blizzo at 07:23 AM Oct 28

Holy shit that was fantastic! Love the way they made the t-rex move. All of it was incredible.

XSsoCX at 05:31 AM Oct 29

Not a fan of Ohio State, but man o man that is killer!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 months ago

"Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn.. look to the East"
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