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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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KING Of All Schmoes
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

ericodarko at 01:15 PM Jun 29

This looks like a good time at the theater!

Glinda at 02:41 PM Jun 29

Wait and see here for me too but I think it looks really good. I like this type.

JohnnyPHreak at 09:58 PM Jun 29

It looks interesting. It has a very Dark Knight appeal. I hope that it is R-rated and not a PG-13 cut fest.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

The ABC's of Middle-Earth

Mood: Happy
WalkAway at 12:16 PM Jun 29

Love this, although I wish "E" was for Eowyn

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Derek237. It is your birthday.

It seems like every day these past few weeks has been a Schmoe's birthday on this site and today is no different. Now I feel like I've been on Forums for a good portion of my internet-browsing life and to be honest I can't remember a time on MFC without Derek. I can't.. and I won't. This dude literally embodies what the good in this site is all about with constant movie discussions/updates, an emphasis on film > everything and Subway sandwiches. I can always count on a rough day being made better by coming onto MFC and Derek is a huge reason for that. This site was basically formed to document your movie-watching experience and get other people as engaged in your thoughts while watching them as you are, and that's why just visiting his profile is like a way of virtually hanging out with him for a day.

Seriously though have you guys even watched his movie reviews? Because if you haven't then I'm pretty sure you're not using YouTube the right way. HIS GODDAMN ALIEN 3 REVIEW HAS LIKE 407,000 HITS! That's more than anything I've done in my life combined and multiplied by 20,000. He has a strong passion for film, TV, Kubrick, Alien, horror and all things Canadian and for that I fucking salute him. So Happy Birthday buddy, I think this blog is my way of coming out in my life for you.. but I promise it's not in the way Nite Owl does (who btw is hiding in your closet right now waiting for the ultimate Birthday surprise).

Mood: Happy
Laksmikanti at 01:02 PM Jun 29

Very nice blog. Happy Birthday to Derek237.

Glinda at 02:45 PM Jun 29

Beautifully written blog. I agree, Derek's video reviews are so good. Every one I've seen has been fantastic.

emmyd at 05:34 PM Jun 29


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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Disney Princesses meet Star Wars

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Tags: star wars, Disney
MonsterZeroNJ at 04:36 PM Jun 28

LOL! Sleeping Beauty in carbonite. Perfect!

JohnnyPHreak at 05:13 PM Jun 28

I've seen this on Tumblr. It's pretty freaking awesome.

WalkAway at 10:14 PM Jun 28

These are so cool!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

queen bee
queen bee at 01:41 AM Jun 28

He`s the best.

andyfilm_1 at 09:23 AM Jun 28


JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

My Top 6* Favourite Male Hotties

1. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
2. Luke Evans
3. Michael Fassbender
4. Jeremy Renner
5. Idris Elba
6. Sean Bean*

Based on a list by emmyd

emmyd at 12:40 AM Jun 28

Great list, lots of hotties on here. I LOVE Jeremy Renner and Sean Bean is a FANTASIC actor, very good looking too ;)

queen bee
queen bee at 01:46 AM Jun 28

I always remember i read that Piers Morgan said he was out for dinner with his now wife and Idris Elba came over and just hit on his partner infront of him lol.Love Idris.

Glinda at 12:54 PM Jun 28

Great list, love seeing Sean Bean on here!

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

My Top 5 Favourite Hotties

1. Jessica Chastain
2. Eva Green
3. Alice Eve
4. Jaimie Alexander
5. Rebecca Hall

Based on a list by emmyd

OldKingClancy at 04:30 AM Jun 28

Goddamn, Jaimie is insanely gorgeous.

A fine list of fine women.

Glinda at 12:57 PM Jun 28

Great list! All so beautiful.

ottway at 05:09 PM Jul 03

Love the list but i would take eva green any day at numero uno over Jessica chastain but the rest is mint my man

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Tonight I'm going with a first time viewing of Out of the Furnace, a movie that I've been really stoked for but seemed to come and go very quietly. I'm always game for an earnest character drama that's set in the bleakest of settings.. not to mention that cast is absolutely unmatched. Bale, Harrelson, Dafoe, Whitaker, Affleck, Shepard and Saldana.. ru serious?!
Derek237 at 12:50 AM Jun 28

Not good

queen bee
queen bee at 01:53 AM Jun 28

Just came out here this week.What did you think of it? Worth renting.

JohnLocke2342 at 12:55 PM Jun 28

It was a really grim painting of a broken family with some truly stunning cinematography but outside of that and a couple of the performances it's one you should probably skip.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

May we never forget one of the greatest moments in television history, all done in one immaculate, impossible to replicate take
Derek237 at 08:06 PM Jun 27

Glinda at 08:07 PM Jun 27


I loved this scene. Oh man was he mad!

queen bee
queen bee at 02:14 AM Jun 28


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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

Ranking JJ Abrams (Happy Birthday!)

1. LOST - 10/10
2. Star Trek - 10/10
3. Super 8 - 8/10
4. Mission: Impossible III - 8/10
5. Star Trek Into Darkness - 8/10
6. IN JJ I TRUST! Lead us into a galaxy far, far away!
7. * I guess if you can't tell I'm a very big fan of his work and he's truly one of my favorite directors out there right now.. I just really, really enjoy the amount of passion he brings to each project. Rather than abandoning character building and raw emotion for spectacle he combines the two and actually BUILDS his movies on emotional foundations. Well, that's just my opinion anyway.
XSsoCX at 07:45 PM Jun 27

I one hundred percent agree and support this list and its order.

Glinda at 07:46 PM Jun 27

Great list, love your rankings and especially number 1.

ericodarko at 08:29 PM Jun 27

I absolutely love his movies. I need to revisit Super 8 ASAP. So, so good.

Also, I gave up on Lost partly through season 3 but it seems from your ranking that I need to get back into it, for sure

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I'm fucking gutted that Snowpiercer isn't playing anywhere near me as the flick seems completely up my alley. What's the word on that one MFC- have any of you Schmoes seen it yet?
OldKingClancy at 07:37 PM Jun 27

Saw it. Loved it. One of best of the year so far, it's unique in it's design with some great action (including a Tunnel scene to rival The Raid 2 as the year's best) and a surprising amount of humour. Plus Evans gives what has to be his best performance to date.

I wrote a review that explain it all better, put simply when you get the chance, see it.

Glinda at 07:48 PM Jun 27

I don't have it here yet either. :( Not at my close theaters I go to anyway. :(

ericodarko at 08:27 PM Jun 27

Suppose to be released here on July 18th and that is when I will be seeing it. It just looks amazing

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

What's the over/under on the amount of times someone shouts "OPTIMUS!!!" in T:AOE? Or did they retire that along with Shia?
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I've waited what's felt like years for that Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby trailer and it managed to exceed my (already high) expectations. Now I'll just need to find a way to view all three versions of the film come release time.. I'm sooo stoked for this one.
ericodarko at 05:32 PM Jun 27

oh, cool. Just checked out the trailer and damn this looks really good. Will definitely be seeking this one out

Cronos at 06:42 PM Jun 27

Not heard much about this but the trailer sold me, looks really good!

Glinda at 07:54 PM Jun 27

Ohhh yes I remember you mentioned this before. Gonna check out the trailer it does sound like a really neat concept.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

"In [Into Darkness] they set out finally where the original series started. The first two films – especially the 2009 [Star Trek] – was an origin story. It was about them coming together. So they weren’t the characters they were in the original series. They were growing into them and that continues on in the second movie. So in this movie they are closer than they are to the original series characters that you have ever seen. They have set off on their five-year mission. So their adventure is going to be in deep space." I couldn't be happier to hear about that plot detail for Star Trek 3.. bring back the exploratory SciFi from the originals and mesh it with the pulse pounding fun from the new ones!
VitamanMan8 at 01:05 PM Jun 27


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