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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

The Hobbit Countdown - 14 Days - Bombur

Played by: Stephen Hunter

Who is he?

Let's not beat around the bush here, Bombur is the fat one and that's also the reason I chose him for Thanksgiving.. so.. HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND EAT LIKE A FUCKING TRUCK MFC! In all seriousness though, Bombur is often seen as the "slow and lazy" dwarf in the book and they often describe him as "poor Bombur" many times over. He literally falls asleep for a solid portion of the journey through Mirkwood in the novel and he also passes out during a few other key scenes. However when he's up and has a few turkeys in his stomach he is ready to get kick ass and take names like we saw in the goblin tunnels in An Unexpected Journey. He even used his goddamn stomach as a battering ram and it worked wonders! YOU GO DUDE!

Fun Fact: He actually caught this egg in his mouth without CGI on the very first try which makes those reactions from everyone involved 100% genuine!

What we can expect in The Desolation of Smaug

Well, hopefully for starters more of this:

...and maybe more of this:

..but we'll definitely get more of this:

In the book it's Bombur who gets poisoned to shit during the spider attack in Mirkwood and is otherwise tirelessly useless during the first portion of that journey. How much they'll bring over of that character remains to be seen but what we do know for sure is that there will be plenty of comical opportunities in Beorn's house for this beautifully fat and awesome dwarf to feast like a mad man. LONG LIVE FOODIES LIKE BOMBUR!


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Mr.Blizzo at 01:25 PM Nov 28

Haha I love their reactions when he catches the egg. So awesome. I would love to have seen what everyone's reactions were like.

Happy 2 weeks til DoS!

WalkAway at 10:34 PM Nov 28

I love that fun fact!

Moviefreak2010 at 10:51 PM Nov 28

love bombur

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Happy Thanksgiving MFC, have a great one with friends and family
grelber37 at 05:19 PM Nov 28

Happy Thanksgiving to you too. You select the perfect images of a feast.

Moviefreak2010 at 10:52 PM Nov 28

u too

Glinda at 11:12 PM Nov 28

You as well! This is great.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Wow I honestly hated The Purge. An absolutely horrendous screenplay littered with plotholes, moronic character decisions, blatantly obvious twists that you see coming from a mile away and no tension at all. Every other action that someone makes in this movie either makes no sense or could be countered with something much more obvious. To add insult to injury they used a setup that was bursting at the seams with creative ideas or social commentary like The Hunger Games; but instead they wound up with some forgettable home invasion flick with shit characters and no real message. This was just a straight up bad movie.
grelber37 at 04:45 AM Nov 28

So, you might need to purge at the sequel next summer? LOL. The Purge 2 is planned for June, 2014. That date could mean a crappy rush-job. Maybe, to get footage, the film-makers are just following around assholes playing the knockout game. Sadly, we Americans have some real Purge footage on the news and TruTV every night.

DropDeadFred at 10:11 AM Nov 28

The premise had so much potential and it was all completely wasted....the trailer made me excited to see it, but I was really let down after leaving the theater.

TheHorrorfan at 11:02 AM Nov 28

Extremely shitty and such a dumb anticlimactic ending.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

"Reboot is a strong word, this is a new sci-fi terror adventure set 22 years after the horrific events of Jurassic Park" - Colin Trevorrow on Jurassic World... ICAN'THIDETHEPUREJOY.
JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

The Hobbit Countdown - 15 Days - Óin

Played by: John Callen

Who is he?

Óin is the older brother of Glóin and a hunter with a pretty bad-ass staff as his main weapon on their long journey back to Erebor. We know him however as the dwarf with the wildest and craziest facial hair of the group as well as the one who can't hear very well. While discussing his role in the movie the crew came up with Óin's Óintment and the character steamrolled into the "healer" of the group who can come up with all different kinds of concoctions to help them when shit hits the fan. On top of that he is also great at kindling and would rather chill out and make a fire instead of gouging out the eyes of a goblin, though he will do both.

What we can expected in The Desolation of Smaug

I think everyone's biggest concern about this character in The Desolation of Smaug is based around the poor dude's hearing. His ear trumpet was vandalized with food and beer in Bag End and when they got to the goblin tunnels it was jacked by those cave dwelling pieces of shit and is probably being used right now as a straw. So, fighting aside, HOW WILL ÓIN BE ABLE TO HEAR? WILL HE GET A NEW EAR TRUMPET OR WILL HE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE JOURNEY DEAF AND BORDERLINE USELESS?! GRIPPING QUESTIONS.

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Scotch at 09:24 PM Nov 27

Dude the top gif compilation is crazy!

WalkAway at 09:33 PM Nov 27

Epic beard is epic

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

RagingFellaDriver16 at 12:00 PM Nov 27

Hell of a Find

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XSsoCX at 06:57 PM Nov 27

Very very cool.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I finally caught up on The Walking Dead last night and forget the naysayers, I think it's been a solid, well run season so far... easily the best since the first season to be honest. I say bring on the pure carnage of Sunday's midseason finale.
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 11:06 AM Nov 27

Totally agree with you. I'm nervous about Sunday because I'm afraid we're going to lose someone big.

XSsoCX at 06:56 PM Nov 27


Raiden - I agree with you as well. I really think a 'main' character or two will fall.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

It's a cold and rainy night outside which makes it the perfect time to catch up on The Walking Dead
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Does anyone on here watch The Blacklist? I've heard good things and I was debating if I should give it a shot or not
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Pat Hatfreet at 03:24 PM Nov 26

I watch it and I like it. There is a new case each week where the team tries to catch one of the FBI's Most Wanted Fugitives with the help of one of them, Raymond Reddington, played by James Spader. He is very cool in this! Also, there seems to be a mysterious backstory linking some characters together.

ericodarko at 06:12 PM Nov 26

It's a pretty fun show. Spader is a blast to watch

Prophet60091 at 05:00 PM Nov 27

Yeah, Spader really makes it worth while. I need to catch up on the latest three or so, but what I've seen so far was pretty good.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

"Given the considerable reputation of Park's original with genre fanboys, the only legitimate reason to revisit this material in English is to try something new. Yet at virtually every step, Lee...plays it safe." This is one of many negative reviews that reiterates the same thing over and over about the Oldboy remake. So PLEASE, if you were interested in checking out Oldboy this weekend than I urge you to rent the original, which is phenomenal film-making, and stop supporting Hollywood's garbage remake process.
OldKingClancy at 02:36 PM Nov 26

I'm Clancy. And I approve this message.

joeyc5 at 02:41 PM Nov 26

totally agree was really hoping that with the cast involved it would be a worthy homage to the original but looking at the almost totally negative reviews it looks like it'll be a rental at best....

andyfilm_1 at 03:07 PM Nov 26

I concur Mr Locke!

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

The Hobbit Countdown - 16 Days - Glóin

Played by: Peter Hambleton

Who is he?

Glóin is a quick tempered Dwarven warrior who fought with Thorin at The Battle of Azanulzibar and is of course the father of the infamous Gimli from The Lord of the Rings trilogy. He actually makes a very quick appearance in The Fellowship of the Ring at The Council of Elrond:

Glóin is very reminiscent of his son Gimli and there are many traits you can see between the both of them when it comes to the two characters. Aside from the obvious physical traits, both of them are quick to question authority and both have no trust in the elves whatsoever. It's pretty obvious that Glóin passed down these characteristics to his son over time and that kind of attention to detail is something fun for the fans to notice. On top of being a crabby bastard from time to time Glóin is also the group's banker in the way he manages their finances and even makes "a long term deposit" in the cave that they found Sting in.

What we can expect in The Desolation of Smaug

We can hopefully expect a bit more screentime in The Desolation of Smaug and I'm almost positive we will get that because of the heavy elvish presence and the introduction of Legolas. We'll most likely get more of Glóin's distaste for the elves which could lead to some really funny altercations, but one thing I'm hoping to see is a quick interaction with Legolas. Even if it's just one line I would love to see Gimli's father give some kind of rude remark to Legolas who would later become his son's best friend years down the line. I mean, come on, how could that not be awesome?

Mood: Happy
WalkAway at 02:03 PM Nov 26

Look at this ginger BAMF

Mr.Blizzo at 07:49 PM Nov 26

Haha yeah I really hope he says something to Legolas too.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Is anybody checking out Frozen this weekend?
Righteous_faustus at 02:22 PM Nov 26

I usually wait for blu ray when it comes to animated movie but I'm loving that it's getting such praise

ericodarko at 06:15 PM Nov 26

Going on Saturday and I can't wait

Mr.Blizzo at 07:58 PM Nov 26

The reviews for it have been fantastic so I might check it out in the theater.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

My boys just straight up being awesome
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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 11 months ago

Film Meets Art - Christopher Nolan's Inspiration for The Joker


Dodong27 at 12:53 PM Nov 26

Dude.. this is absolutely fantastic! Thanks for posting!!!

oscarxp25 at 01:12 PM Nov 26

I was talking about how I loved that Joker's makeup looked slightly different each scene. You believed that this guy literally put this on before he would enter the world. It wasn't cleanly or neatly placed on either.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

So who won this foot race?
MonsterZeroNJ at 10:58 AM Nov 26

yup... that's gonna leave a mark...

ThunderStorm at 01:56 PM Nov 26

drunk people are hilarious.

Otis_Driftwood at 04:45 PM Nov 26

Holy smokes...did anyone see that street post jump out in front of this guy?!

I'm gonna say the lesser drunk won.

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