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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
Aliens
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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Game of Thrones was the best summer blockbuster I've seen all year. I mean dude those location shots and sweeping camera work made the Oscar winning cinematography from LOTR blush.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Fargo season 2 is absolutely incredible - this is the very best thing on television at the moment.
ericodarko
ericodarko at 09:45 PM Nov 16

Yup, absolutely. The fact that Bruce Campbell is on the best AND the most fun (Ash vs Evil Dead) shows is just so fucking cool to me.

Beauski
Beauski at 05:13 AM Nov 17

It's absolutely superb dude!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Hooooooooly shit Super Star Wars - the old SNES game - is coming to PS4 tomorrow!!
XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 07:21 PM Nov 16

One of the reasons I want that Vader Playstation 4, it comes with Star War: Battlefront(of course.), Super Star Wars, Star Wars: Racer Revenge, Jedi Starfighter and Star Wars Bounty Hunter.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 07:52 PM Nov 16

Fuck yeah dude! I got Super Empire on my Wii Virtual Console, but I think I'm gonna snag SSW on PS4.

klinteastwood
klinteastwood at 09:32 PM Nov 16

wish nintendo would release shadows of the empire for the virtual console

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time

#22

Oldboy (2003)
Directed by Park Chan-Wook










Mood: Chillin'
Glinda
Glinda at 05:28 PM Nov 16

Love it. No plans to ever see the remake on this one.

Scotch
Scotch at 05:38 PM Nov 16

Just an incredible film all around. Few movies can smack you in the face like 'Oldboy'. And yeah, fuck the remake.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 11:30 PM Nov 18

Outstanding, kickass film!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Lol they're remaking Memento?! Are you kidding? I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point but GO FUCK YOURSELF HOLLYWOOD
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 01:51 PM Nov 16

What a horrible idea.

Glinda
Glinda at 05:37 PM Nov 16

smh Well last week I asked "what next," so here it is.

I won't be bothering with this one.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 11:29 PM Nov 18

This is so dumb...

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

Queen Chastain

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Mood: Horny
Tags: My Queen
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:03 PM Nov 16

This is the sexiest thing I've ever seen and I'll be in my bunk

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 12:19 PM Nov 16

Yowza

writer19
writer19 at 12:58 PM Nov 16

OH my good god she's beautiful

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Who else is getting Star Wars: Battlefront tomorrow and taking on the Empire??
XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 12:32 PM Nov 16

Not yet, amigo. But I am sure I will soon-ish.

I have been really really tempted to snag that Vader Playstation 4. I have been tossing around the idea of getting that system, because I wickedly want to play "Until Dawn".

Zacharia
Zacharia at 04:24 PM Nov 16

Grabbing it on Black Friday for PS4.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 04:57 PM Nov 16

Waiting on the reviews, word of mouth and a potential holiday sale.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

It's sad to see Peyton Manning so fucking terrible. It's time for him to retire
unbinkable
unbinkable at 11:48 PM Nov 15

It kills me :(

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 01:39 PM Nov 16

Yep I couldn't believe that's him back there throwing all those pits smh and now leading the NFL in interceptions.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 04:57 PM Nov 16

Peyton will be fine. Just order a Papa John's and watch some Direct TV.

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Top 10 Favorite Star Wars Moments

1. Binary Sunset (ANH)
2. Vader's Redemption (ROTJ)
3. Escape from Jabba's Palace (ROTJ)
4. Han Frozen in Carobnite (ESB)
5. "You failed your highness, I am a Jedi" (ROTJ)
6. Luke vs Vader: Round 1 (ESB)
7. Han and Greedo (ANH)
8. The Battle of Hoth (ESB)
9. "That is why you fail" (ESB)
10. "Distraction" (ANH)

Based on a list by Joe Scorpio

jeo4
jeo4 at 10:31 AM Nov 15

So much awesomeness. There are no wrong answers here.

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 11:07 AM Nov 15

DUDE! I've never seen that gif on #4, it's so cool!

No surprise but this list fucking rocks!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

I had the biggest crush on gorgeous Jennifer Connelly in this movie when I was a kid.. so old school Hollywood glamour
Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:08 PM Nov 15

She's still the babe with the power.

WalkAway
WalkAway at 09:54 PM Nov 15

gorg!

Glinda
Glinda at 05:49 PM Nov 16

So beautiful.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

Morning movie: The Rocketeer
Scotch
Scotch at 12:11 PM Nov 15

This might just be the most underrated comic book movie of all time.

WalkAway
WalkAway at 09:54 PM Nov 15

I've always meant to watch this

Bitto529
Bitto529 at 09:12 AM Nov 16

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago

I unfollowed Star Wars, EW and virtually every other movie site on Facebook and Instagram while pretty much deciding to go into radio silence for the next month. I'll be on here from time to time but I gotta be honest - I won't be browsing much and it has nothing to do with any of you. I'm just so close to this movie's release and as the floodgates are opening it's time for me to retreat back into my bunker. I love ya'll - MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
ericodarko
ericodarko at 10:04 AM Nov 14

I just read the article about its runtime and that's about as much as I want to know about the movie until the release. I'm skipping all other articles & videos and what not. Gonna be a rough 33 days of dodging & shielding myself from everything SW related that will come out. Guess I won't be reading the most recent EW issue haha. Take care, buddy. See you on the other side after hopefully losing our minds coming out of the theater!

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 10:31 AM Nov 14

I'm considering hiding in the wilderness not to far from my apartment for about a month.

Feel free to join me.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time

#23

Memento (2000)
Directed by Christopher Nolan








Mood: Chillin'
Invidtus
Invidtus at 09:58 AM Nov 14

Remember Sammy Jankiss~

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:44 PM Nov 14

That poster should be a Criterion Collection cover.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

My Top 25 Favorite Films of All-Time

#24

JFK (1991)
Directed by Oliver Stone










Mood: Chillin'
klinteastwood
klinteastwood at 06:00 PM Nov 12

another great pick dude..i was obsessed with with oliver stone movies at one point in my life ..his nixon movie another great one if you havent seen it

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 08:56 AM Nov 13

Excellent film, I haven't seen it in years.

Otis_Driftwood
Otis_Driftwood at 06:36 PM Nov 13

Still one helluva movie. Great film that even my 28 year old son loves.

Makes you think!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago

The Force Awakens.. in IMAX

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Mood: Chillin'

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 10:43 AM Nov 12

I can't wait! This is how I will first see the movie with I'm pretty sure many, many showings to follow...

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