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The Lord of the Rings
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Before Midnight
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The Lion King
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#1 Fantasy
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Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
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Three weeks. Just three more weeks and we're there. I've avoided everything from the international trailer to every single tv spot to articles on The Force Awakens. I've gotten particularly good at auto-muting the TV the second a new commercial comes on and I'm even avoiding most of ABC and ESPN. We're so fucking close after so many years that to me it just isn't worth it.
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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 11 months ago

Absolutely loved this song


Cochise at 05:56 PM Jan 17

such a great and varied soundtrack in this flick

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Boyhood, what a mixed bag. On one hand you have this visually transformative experience that was unlike anything I've seen in a movie. It was wild to watch this kid literally grow up in front of you in a sort of time capsule experience. I can see why so many people are struck with emotions that tap into their childhood and their reaffirmation that life is a series of memories that fly by quicker than you'd imagine. Unfortunately I couldn't fully diverge myself because of some jumbled writing that never went far enough. It was as if they were holding back every emotional punch and replacing it with random events - which are fine, but he just wasn't interesting enough to warrant that. The acting outside of Hawke and Arquette was mostly awful to the point that I couldn't handle watching the scene of the teenage boys in the abandoned house. As a whole it's touching in moments, particularly the first half, and really interesting to watch but more times than not it fell flat to me.
ericodarko at 12:19 PM Jan 17

You can say that 2014 had tons of great & memorable movies. They just weren't the ones we were necessarily expecting.

JohnLocke2342 at 12:26 PM Jan 17

Yeah man I am dying to see Selma and Whiplash (as well as The Grand Budapest) but those two the most to be honest. I've only seen 2 of the 8 Best Picture nominees so I can't make a realistic assumption based off of a mere 25% completion percentage but the fact that Boyhood is this year's critical darling and left me that underwhelmed, well, it doesn't inspire as much hope haha.

JohnnyPHreak at 01:35 PM Jan 17

I'm in the I thought Boyhood was great (not amazing) crowd. So I'll leave my thoughts and comments out of this. I really want to know what your thoughts will be on Selma & American Sniper.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Tonight's feature -
timmyd at 07:56 PM Jan 16

Enjoy , Dude.

Cochise at 07:56 PM Jan 16

oh hell yeah man. Simple story but just done to perfection from the music to the acting to the writing and directing -- and then to boot it's an incredible technical achievement as well with the 12 years thing. Can't wait to hear what you think

Scotch at 11:05 PM Jan 16

A really, really well done movie! Great choice man

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Jessica Chastain won the first ever MVP Award at the Critic's Choice Awards last night which "recognizes an extraordinary actor for their work in several standout movies throughout a single year." Congrats to this fiercely talented, humble and beautiful humanitarian who stands up for equality and what she believes in. If you can find her speech it was inspirational to say the least.
timmyd at 07:58 PM Jan 16

that WAS a fantastic speech. always love seeing her , and it's great to see her getting recognition for her dedication to her craft.

Glinda at 12:42 PM Jan 17

Haven't heard her speech but going to look it up when I'm done here. Congratulations to Jessica, very well deserved.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team. WHAT!
timmyd at 08:00 PM Jan 16

Holy Hell , that's awesome.

Cochise at 12:47 AM Jan 17

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you bastard lol

YoshioKun13 at 08:18 AM Jan 18


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

This is some of the coolest fan artwork I've seen on the internet
Glinda at 05:54 PM Jan 16

Gorgeous! So ominous looking I love it.

WalkAway at 09:19 PM Jan 16


JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

These two are too adorable

Mood: Happy
Glinda at 05:54 PM Jan 16

This is adorable. Look at his smile, now that's true love to be so genuinely happy for your partner.

I love them.

Zacharia at 06:01 PM Jan 16

Read about this earlier. Was hoping to see a video or something of it. Love this couple.

Cochise at 06:54 PM Jan 16

awwww jel

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

So was Renner confirmed for Cap: Civil War yet or is Marvel still planning on fucking the character over?
cerealkiller182 at 05:11 PM Jan 16

havent herd anything

Cochise at 05:22 PM Jan 16

@Anakin - I don't think they do though. Marvel doesn't really have a Batman or a Superman. The closest would be RDJ's Iron Man and the MCU has evolved and expanded so much that his importance is starting to drop it seems like. The worst thing would be a fake death/revival like Coulson though, so I'd rather have no deaths than something cheap like that. Characters dying does affect the film's quality though, at this stage in the game, and more so the overall MCU's quality. Because I mean after so long of the heroes always winning they literally become invincible, which makes the viewer care less about the plots and films because there is no longer any real tension or intrigue -- you know that the good guys are going to win and survive. Sure the action will still be fun but I think creatively they need to really mix things up in the near future to keep it fresh.

timmyd at 08:08 PM Jan 16

I thought he was confirmed . I could be wrong though.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

The Queen at the Critic's Choice Awards tonight
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WalkAway at 11:08 PM Jan 15

Love her, hate this styling.

ericodarko at 11:19 PM Jan 15

she was fantastic on Kimmel a few nights ago

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Judging by the fact that we haven't seen A SINGLE THING from Fox's Fantastic Four reboot and today there's rumblings of the studio being unhappy and massive reshoots on the way is it possible this gets shelved indefinitely? Or maybe to the point that it never really sees the light of day? I know that a lot of the reshoots were "planned for months" but you'd think we'd even get a teaser poster or some sort of small announcement to get the buzz started right? I don't know. I have literally no interest in this movie at all but it's wildly baffling to me the way Fox is promoting this massive project that they have "franchise plans" for. I guess it's not too surprising judging by the fact that Fox seems to fuck things up more than they succeed.
JFernandes at 10:05 PM Jan 15

Reshooting in Louisiana? I get the feeling we're gonna see a LOT of Reed Richards drumming.

Anakin at 04:23 AM Jan 16

That is disappointing about Trank, if it's true.

JohnnyPHreak at 07:24 AM Jan 16

It funny how we are all judging this movie before we've seen a single thing about outside of "leaked" shots and news rumors. I'm not a huge F4 fan, I've always enjoyed Johnny Storm though. This film wasn't on my radar but because there is so much negativity coming out for this film I'm actually rooting for it. I want it to be good and for all this bad news to mostly false. I'm never a fan of FOX because for me as a film fan and comic nerd they fuck everything a lot. But F4 is such a staple in comics that I think they should get a good film version we can all talk positively about. I kind of also want this to be good because maybe it will smack Marvel into stopping this stupid "war" its having with FOX.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Look at that guys - LOOK AT IT! I seriously think Uncharted 4 is my most anticipated game of all-time and I'm literally counting down the seconds.
ericodarko at 11:26 PM Jan 15

The day this comes out is the day I get my PS4. Unless I get too tempted by Shadows of Mordor haha

Mr.Blizzo at 05:18 AM Jan 16

^That's exactly how I feel haha.

It's insane, man. I can't believe how realistic he looks! I am so fucking pumped for this game. I need it in my life right now!

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 06:39 AM Jan 16

One of my most anticipated games for the year, and a great reason to buy a PS4 for anyone who hasn't pulled that trigger yet.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Now hear me out for a second because this is one of the things I truly don't understand about the Oscar nominations this morning. Selma was nominated for a Best Picture nominee and nothing else. Foxcatcher was nominated for Best Director, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor and Best Original Screenplay but NOT Best Picture. Now I haven't seen Foxcatcher so I have no qualms for it's snub on a personal basis but THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE RIGHT? I mean you're giving it a nomination for two of its performances which fuel the movie, a nomination for the script which is the body of the movie and then a nomination for director which is what pieces together the entire movie so WHY NOT BEST PICTURE? I truly don't get it, this really just boggles my mind. What else did it need to do?
MovieSamurai at 08:21 PM Jan 15

It's this weighted voting system. The way I've heard it works is that it takes ONLY the #1 movie on everyone's list of 10 or so Best Pictures. A lot of people could've had it at #2 or #3 but that wouldn't count because it only looks for #1's, which is mind bogglingly stupid. Shouldn't it be "Hey, what are the 10 movies that show up the most on every list?"?

timmyd at 08:36 PM Jan 15

I've given up on these mindless , bureaucratic , bastards long ago.

JohnnyPHreak at 07:29 AM Jan 16

Now you know how I feel about Selma not getting a director, actor and cinematography nomination.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Goddamn I've loved Rosamund Pike for a good while and I'm so happy to see her grab that Oscar nod today. That nominee was probably the one that brought the biggest smile to my face this morning and for my money she gave the best performance of the year. I mean, Christ, she played about 5 different characters and not only strung along everyone in the movie but the audience as well. She was the star of Gone Girl and had that entire movie wrapped around her goddamn finger. Well deserved.
Glinda at 07:26 PM Jan 15

She did such a fantastic job with that part. Could not have been easy.

YoshioKun13 at 08:37 PM Jan 15

I am rooting for her, sadly however I do not believe.....she will win.

Just the way these things go.

timmyd at 08:42 PM Jan 15

always been a fan as well. phenomenal work in that film.

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 11 months ago

My Top 10 Favorite Middle-Earth Characters

1. Aragorn
2. Boromir
3. Théoden
4. Gandalf
5. Legolas
6. Bard
7. Samwise Gamgee
8. Éomer
9. Tauriel
10. Thorin Oakenshield
11. * It took me forever to narrow it down to 10.. Christ
Glinda at 07:31 PM Jan 15

Awe Samwise Gamgee. I love him. I love your list, I know it's not easy there are so many greats.

❤Thorin❤ <---Me I'm on first name basis with him. :)

timmyd at 08:43 PM Jan 15

very nice.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 12:22 PM Jan 16

Great Middle-Earth list! I might copy and make one.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 11 months ago

Matt Ferguson's Lord of the Rings posters

Mood: Chillin'
Mr.Blizzo at 07:14 PM Jan 15

I've held off buying LOTR posters, because I was always looking for that perfect one...something beautiful, unique and cool. Every time I see one that I love, usually through Mondo, they sell out so fast. But since these are gonna be up for awhile, I may just have to get 'em...

Glinda at 07:32 PM Jan 15

Breathtaking! These are simply beautiful

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 12:25 PM Jan 16

The Eye and Mount Doom is by far the best!

Gollum's like This Way Hobbitses!

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