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Dinosaurs lose a lot of their bad-assery with feathers on their body so let's all agree as a species to never acknowledge that discovery. Cool? Cool.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Dinosaurs lose a lot of their bad-assery with feathers on their body so let's all agree as a species to never acknowledge that discovery. Cool? Cool.
BATeMAN at 06:42 PM Dec 10

Agree. But the argument is were they completely covered? Which made them look

They might of be born with feathers and then shed most of them as they grow up.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

I've been craving Korean food like crazy - specifically Korean barbecue and Korean street tacos. SO. MUCH. FLAVOR.
Fab-007 at 10:53 PM Dec 08

Of all the cities I have visited, Seoul is one of my favourites for food although when dining for business they drink like crazy.

klinteastwood at 05:01 PM Dec 09

love me some korean food..could eat kimchi all day

WalkAway at 05:48 PM Dec 09

Korean tacos from a food truck <3

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Literally the ONLY thing that didn't work in The Force Awakens was the shitty design and CGI use on Unkar Plutt's face. They went out of their way to build this elaborate costume and makeup technique but the second they CGI'd the details in his face the illusion went away. He wound up looking like the goblins from the hobbit meshed with that ugly fish you've seen in memes. Everything else about that movie is perfect though.
Glinda at 06:53 PM Dec 08

Kind of nauseating.

BATeMAN at 08:12 PM Dec 08

That's Simon Pegg? I thought he was one of the Stormtroopers.

JohnLocke2342 at 08:57 PM Dec 08

^ Nope that was Daniel Craig

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

I thought I'd be able to handle the Game of Thrones delay but with the calendar year almost over and realizing we still have to wait another 7-9 months for the season to return I can't help but be depressed. GOD DAMMIT
Glinda at 07:00 PM Dec 08

It's crazy long and really is depressing. My mom used to say to me "your wishing your life away," because I was always counting down to something months away. Guess I still am with these shows that have such long breaks. I get it and know why, but it's hard!

OldKingClancy at 07:22 PM Dec 08

The Long Night is coming. And the hype comes with it

JohnLocke2342 posted a POLL item: 2 days ago

Who's your favorite character from The Mummy?:

WalkAway at 02:48 PM Dec 08


BATeMAN at 09:16 PM Dec 08

Tuff choice between Evy and Rick. But how many kick-ass super sexy librarians are there? She's 1 in a Billion!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Walter Goggins joins Alicia Vikander in the Tomb Raider reboot? This movie is already better than the original
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Glinda at 07:24 PM Dec 08

I'm super excited for this one!

klinteastwood at 08:40 PM Dec 08

every movie should have a lil goggins in it

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Tom Holland was great and the character should be fun to have during MCU team up movies but I couldn't give less of a fuck about a new Spider-man movie. Like at all. I have negative interest. Do we really need another standalone movie?
oscarxp25 at 05:58 PM Dec 07

I am happy since he already has the powers, no origin story, and it seems to have a light and fun feel that the Garfield ones failed to possess.

grelber37 at 07:16 PM Dec 07

Today's teaser trailer ends with the line "This is the coolest thing that I have ever seen" (or a very similar line). We shall see how cool Spider-Man: Homecoming really is.

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 06:10 AM Dec 08

I initially felt the same way, but then remembered Iron-Man is in it, and then I realized it really won't be a solo Spidey movie.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Today, on December 7th, I will be honoring Pearl Harbor by going out of my way to not watch Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor
Glinda at 07:42 PM Dec 08

Ugh that movie. I almost walked out of the theater.

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The wife and I chopping down our first Christmas tree together

Beauski at 09:21 PM Dec 07

Great picture of you two, have a great first Christmas as a married couple!

sLaShEr84 at 12:09 AM Dec 08

Nice picture.

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Boogie Buddha at 12:32 AM Dec 08

Sweet picture of you two :)

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

La La Land is only opening in select cities this weekend? That's a fucking bummer. I hate it when they do that before opening wide.
ericodarko at 03:49 PM Dec 07

Yup, and then all of the movies previously in limited releases go wide at the same time & you just don't have enough time to see them all!

cerealkiller182 at 04:31 PM Dec 07

Its only a week before it makes it to Boston. Maybe similar for you

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

I'm still in shock with the bombshell announcement of The Last of Us Part II. If there was ever an absolute masterpiece in gaming form then it's this. It's a brilliantly heartbreaking and brutal tale of survival and self discovery - with a really tragic ending. I wasn't so sure if I wanted to see something this perfect continue in a new chapter but that teaser absolutely sold me on the idea.
oscarxp25 at 12:51 PM Dec 07

Between this and Uncharted, it looks like another two home runs for the company.

OldKingClancy at 07:47 PM Dec 07

The way the story closed off, I was excited to see more but at the same time I was Ok if there wasn't. Now that there is - and a good chunk of time having passed between both chapters - I'm on edge waiting to see what's in store but I have no doubt Naughty Dog will deliver.

I've seen the develops describe the first game as a 'story about love' whereas this will be 'a story about hate'. I know the sequel's always darker but if they end up pulling another 'Winter Chapter' on us I don't think we could handle it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

I'd like to see Ruth Wilson in a future Star Wars movie as a bounty hunter in the seedy underground realm of smuggling.
Frosty_86 at 07:56 PM Dec 06

Ruth Wilson definitely belongs in the Star Wars universe. I could totally see her as a bounty hunter.

WalkAway at 03:04 PM Dec 07

this is a wonderful idea

Glinda at 08:24 PM Dec 08


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Last night Epcot turned Spaceship Earth into the Death Star to promote Rogue One!!
Scotch at 05:09 PM Dec 06

Holy shit! I would have made the trip up there for that

Glinda at 08:27 PM Dec 08

Wow, that's awesome!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

So Westworld wraps up its debut season in explosive fashion with a 90 minute culmination episode that could've acted as a series finale if they chose to end it there. Instead we're given the confirmation that one of the best science fiction series to ever hit the film or television medium will be back some time in 2018. That gives us more than enough time to theorize, discuss and debate the future of this show and the end game possibilities. Also if the Emmys come and go without nominations for Evan Rachel Wood, Jeffrey Wright and Thandie Newton than nothing in life makes any sense. "These violent delights have violent endings"
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

So the full Mummy trailer is here and somehow the movie looks even worse than what the original 30 second teaser showed. All I saw was a generic, boring and recycled action blockbuster with a gigantic focus on Tom Cruise... in a mummy movie? When you try too hard to force an entire shared movie universe into existence I guess you get something like this. The stink is strong with this one.
WalkAway at 07:28 PM Dec 05

Hot female scientist has no lines but twice in the trailer is saved by Tom Cruise.

Pass, just bring back Evelyn.

WalkAway at 07:28 PM Dec 05

Hot female scientist has no lines but twice in the trailer is saved by Tom Cruise.

Pass, just bring back Evelyn.

timmyd at 01:07 AM Dec 06

looks like an absolute downer . booooo .

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