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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 minutes ago

Happy Birthday to my boy Scotch! Have a great one brotha
JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 2 hours ago

SDCC 16': Thor "Mockumentary" depicting where he was during Civil War

"Director Taika Waititi shot a documentary short that featured Thor living down in Australia with a guy named Daryl Jacobsen, in a small apartment. He’s wearing board shorts, sitting around not doing much in a cheap apartment. Daryl has some difficulty vacuuming around Mjolnir sitting in the middle of the floor. We also get to see Thor volunteering at an elementary school, asking them to identify poor drawings of The Avengers. Thor is surprised that the kids know who “the purple weirdo” is in the line-up. But easily the best part about this little short are the letters that Thor dictates for Daryl to send to Tony Stark and Steve Rogers. Thor writes to Tony, “How’s it going? Remember that time you created the possessed robot that nearly destroyed Earth? That was funny.” Then to Steve Rogers he writes, “Do you remember when I goaded you into killing those prisoners and you made me swear not to tell the other Avengers? I haven’t told them yet.”

Thor shows us his bedroom that tells Daryl to “keep out” in Asgardian. Inside his room we find Thor’s costume hanging up near his window. And next to his bed is a tiny bed with Mjolnir all tucked in. Then on the wall there’s a homemade, crafty chart trying to explain what Infinity Stones are. It looks like he’s investigating a crime. Asks who the purple man in the chair is, notes he doesn’t like to stand and has a magic glove. It’s not all business though as there’s also a drawing of Mjolnir wearing sunglasses and holding a Thor action figure. Easily the best part though is when Thor hangs out with Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo), and he learns that Tony Stark has been contacting Banner really frequently, asking him to join his side in Civil War. But Stark doesn’t feel the need to talk to Thor on the phone at all. Tony says he’ll call Thor another time, but the God of Thunder reminds him he doesn’t have a phone, so he should call a raven."

Mood: Chillin'

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 3 hours ago

Joss Whedon wants to direct a Black Widow movie? Cool, I want a house in Hawaii. The guy had two cracks at her and accomplished less in both of those movies than ScarJo brought to Winter Soldier alone. Have him on as a producer? Sure, but there are way more people I'd want to see helm a small scale espionage thriller than Whedon. Like maybe Kathryn Bigelow?
WalkAway at 02:51 PM Jul 25

oooh KB would be awesome

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 14 hours ago

Stranger Things is absolutely brilliant I can't recommend it enough. THE HYPE IS REAL AND JUSTIFIED.
goNADSgo69 at 03:22 AM Jul 25

This is honestly my favourite thing of this year. I wish it was an eight hour movie so I could put it at the top of my best of list at the end of this year!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Oh, and Kong: Skull Island looks fucking phenomenal. My favorite trailer from the whole day (juuuust ahead of Wonder Woman). This is everything I want from a King Kong movie in the sense that it's all adventure, set in the jungle and without the beauty and the beast element. Fuck yes!
emmyd at 04:08 AM Jul 24

Looks fucking phenomenal ! Wow !

Glinda at 02:36 PM Jul 24

It's the movie I'm most excited about right now.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Today was Geek Heaven in every single aspect. Wow.
emmyd at 04:07 AM Jul 24

You got that right sir. Wow is right.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I'm absolutely obsessed with these new logos. So retro. LOVE!
Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:58 AM Jul 24

Radical, man.

emmyd at 04:07 AM Jul 24

I loveeeee that guardians one!

jimmydevito at 03:47 PM Jul 24

oh yeaaaahhh

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

The Justice League tease was solid and all and I really like the new tone they're going for but NOTHING CAN STOP THE WONDER WOMAN HYPE TRAIN. IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT AND I CANT WAIT.
andyfilm_1 at 09:17 PM Jul 23

They both look great, and fun!! :)

jimmydevito at 02:08 AM Jul 24


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

So in response to the fans hating BvS we get a Justice League pic with.. Color?!? Sunshine?!? Superman cracking an almost smile?? THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! We win.
southofheaven at 08:53 PM Jul 23

looks fun

Zacharia at 11:54 PM Jul 23

I musta missed Superman in the trailer.

Glinda at 02:43 PM Jul 24

lol at Superman cracking an almost smile. Awesome poster!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Holy shit - Adam Wingard's "The Woods" is actually a sequel to The Blair Witch Project!!! H. O. L. Y. S. H. I. T!! The secret was revealed at comic con today. Wow.
Electroeels25 at 04:52 AM Jul 23

Right? I'm way more psyched about this than I thought I'd be.

Cronos at 02:07 PM Jul 23

Was already looking forward to this, now even more excited!!!

Glinda at 02:47 PM Jul 24

So cool. I wonder why they kept that part a secret until now?

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Holy shit The Walking Dead actually did it with Ezekiel
MrsData at 10:43 PM Jul 22

She's a mix of animatronics and CGI.

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 12:43 AM Jul 23

it looks pretty bad ass!

Moviefreak2010 at 12:51 AM Jul 23


JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 3 days ago

The first King Arthur poster is...different? A magazine spread? Idk

Mood: Angry

Moviefreak2010 at 12:52 AM Jul 23

I like it

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Alicia Vikander confirmed that the new Tomb Raider movie will indeed be an adaptation to the new game series. So everyone complaining she was "too thin" and body shaming her now only looks even more like an asshole since she's a spitting image of that Lara. Love her, love Lara, love the reboot, love this project.
Scotch at 09:21 PM Jul 22

That sounds like it would actually be the best route to go. Throw the audience into it with a few flashbacks as to who Lara Croft is and how she got to where she is. She is a popular enough character to go true origin though so either way would work.

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 12:46 AM Jul 23

Crazy how people are so quick to judge... I'm looking forward to this, Vikander has slowly been growing on me since Ex Machina and she's come so far ever since, f**k the haters!

Moviefreak2010 at 12:54 AM Jul 23

I just love the idea can't wait

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I'm only two episodes into Stranger Things and am I the only one who feels like Winona Ryder is reallllly overacting in these opening episodes? Like she's almost not sure of what type of production she's actually in and she's going 150% for an Oscar in every moment but it kinda seems over the top. Idk.
the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 12:49 AM Jul 23

I really want to see Ryder go all Black Swan crazy in this!

Moviefreak2010 at 12:57 AM Jul 23

I also are two episodes into this series and so far I'm enjoying it very much I love the mystery of el. great acting by the kids.

unbinkable at 01:36 AM Jul 23

Dude I LOVED everything about Winona in this show. I thought she was phenomenal. Also, I think the kids are amazing, but that Lucas kid is the worst actor in the show. I know he's a kid, but his young costars are taking him to school.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

The Walking Dead is debuting a world premiere trailer like usual in an hour but after their bullshit cop out ending what can they possibly show? Any character they touch on post Negan scene we know will make it. How the fuck is this gonna work? I have no idea. None. That's the risk you run when you hold off on revealing the fate of who got the bat.
Scotch at 08:49 PM Jul 22

Maybe it'll just show the slashing of the 200 AMC staff members that were bought out to cut costs since their stock is taking such a beating?

JohnLocke2342 at 08:55 PM Jul 22

^ hahaha

zombie_bro at 09:48 PM Jul 22

It's a very good trailer. Worth watching. It totally just pumped me up for next season!

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