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Christoph Waltz was literally born to read Quentin Tarantino's dialogue. It's one of those rare actor/director-writer combos that just works so harmoniously together. It's a cinematic crime that those two have only worked together twice.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 hour ago

Christoph Waltz was literally born to read Quentin Tarantino's dialogue. It's one of those rare actor/director-writer combos that just works so harmoniously together. It's a cinematic crime that those two have only worked together twice.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:19 AM Jan 25

And a straight-up miracle that both times resulted in an Oscar win. C'mon, Q, let's make it three for three!

oscarxp25 at 11:09 AM Jan 25

I hope he does another film with him. I totally agree with you

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Scotch at 10:57 AM Jan 25


oscarxp25 at 11:10 AM Jan 25

Check out "A Most Violent Year"...she surprised me, if that even is possible because she kicks ass, with her performance.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Young Jessica Lange.. wow
XSsoCX at 11:24 PM Jan 23

Yup. Hell, I find her beautiful now.

Invidtus at 11:29 PM Jan 23

She's kind of got a retro Julia Stiles look going on-

Glinda at 12:00 PM Jan 24

My family went to King Kong together when I was a kid and I immediately had a crush on her. So gorgeous.

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ericodarko at 12:00 AM Jan 24


JohnnyPHreak at 08:08 AM Jan 24

I saw this when IGN posted it on Vine. Holy shit is that game going to be amazing.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Holy shit Shadow of Mordor is fucking phenomenal and I'm not just saying that as a huge Tolkien fanboy. Even though yes, this is basically everything I've ever wanted out of a LOTR action game it's still such an insanely fun and brutal time. No two kills ever feel duplicated and it gets to the point where you feel like a mother fucking killing machine. I basically pretend Talion is Aragorn and live out my most ridiculous in-game fantasies (though for some reason there isn't an option for me to spoon him.. weird). GET IT!
XSsoCX at 11:03 PM Jan 23

Glad you are enjoying the hell out of it. When it was announced I was hoping it would be something you would dig.

ericodarko at 12:02 AM Jan 24

don't tempt me even more into buying a PS4, damnit haha I need to hold off til Uncharted 4

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Glinda at 12:45 PM Jan 24

That's beautiful!

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Dr Jan-itor at 01:09 PM Jan 24

is nice!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Friday night flick: Django Unchained. I fucking LOVE this brilliantly awesome piece of moviemaking and I think it's my favorite Tarantino film.. what's yours?
G. Costanza
G. Costanza at 12:37 AM Jan 24

Kill Bill

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 01:52 AM Jan 24

I would say either Pulp Fiction or Jackie Brown

OldKingClancy at 06:15 AM Jan 24

Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's best work but giving the choice between that and Django, I'm picking Django cause it's the more entertaining of the two.

Basically it's a tie.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Fucking love this Star Wars variant cover so much
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 09:09 PM Jan 23

That's wicked cool!

JohnLocke2342 at 11:06 PM Jan 23

@ericodarko - Nah man I haven't.. how is it? Does it take place between IV and V?

ericodarko at 11:55 PM Jan 23

@JL I don't know. Haven't read it yet. Probably should've phrased my comment better haha From what I read in reviews (very strong reviews, btw), this takes place during IV & V. Kind of like the series I read a while back from Dark Horse (which was really good). This one's from Marvel and they also just launched a Darth Vader series!

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Tarantino's The Hateful Eight


"Today production began on Quentin Tarantino's storied western The Hateful Eight, which is shooting on 70mm in super pretty Telluride, Colorado. We already knew some of the impressive cast, but today we learn a few other excellent names:

Samuel L. Jackson
Kurt Russell
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Walton Goggins
Demian Bichir
Tim Roth
Michael Madsen
Bruce Dern
Channing Tatum
James Parks
Dana Gourrier
Zoë Bell
Gene Jones
Keith Jefferson
Lee Horsley
Craig Stark
Belinda Owin

A lot of the less familiar folks are from Tarantino's last western, Django Unchained, and can I say I'm just so happy that we live in a world where Quentin Tarantino is putting out multiple epic westerns? There are many reasons to be excited about the above list of names, but I'm personally most giddy for Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Zoë Bell.

Here's your rather poetic film summary:

"In The Hateful Eight, set six or eight or twelve years after the Civil War, a stagecoach hurtles through the wintry Wyoming landscape. The passengers, bounty hunter John Ruth (Russell) and his fugitive Daisy Domergue (Leigh), race towards the town of Red Rock where Ruth, known in these parts as “The Hangman,” will bring Domergue to justice. Along the road, they encounter two strangers: Major Marquis Warren (Jackson), a black former union soldier turned infamous bounty hunter, and Chris Mannix (Goggins), a southern renegade who claims to be the town’s new Sheriff. Losing their lead on the blizzard, Ruth, Domergue, Warren and Mannix seek refuge at Minnie’s Haberdashery, a stagecoach stopover on a mountain pass. When they arrive at Minnie’s, they are greeted not by the proprietor but by four unfamiliar faces. Bob (Bichir), who’s taking care of Minnie’s while she’s visiting her mother, is holed up with Oswaldo Mobray (Roth), the hangman of Red Rock, cow-puncher Joe Gage (Madsen), and Confederate General Sanford Smithers (Dern). As the storm overtakes the mountainside stopover, our eight travelers come to learn they may not make it to Red Rock after all…"

SOURCE: BadAssDigest

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timmyd at 08:05 PM Jan 23

cant . freakin. wait.

Laksmikanti at 10:54 PM Jan 23

Is a great cast. Love the fact that Demian Bichir is making big and is already in a Tarantino Film. I want to see also what he will make with Channing Tatum.

Glinda at 01:00 PM Jan 24

It looks to be awesome and that cast is incredible.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

That fourth episode of Parks and Rec was probably one of the best episodes the show has ever had. I was a little disappointed by starting off the season with our characters scattered and Ron/Leslie being enemies but the payoff to resolving it was well worth the initial decision. That montage of them fixing up the office had me all nostalgic and emotional all at once. Bravo guys, I can't wait to see where the rest of this season takes us.
ericodarko at 08:31 AM Jan 23

Absolutely, this was an instant classic episode of Parks. It was a fantastic bottle episode and had some truly emotional moments (Ron seeing the changes and going up to see Leslie only to be stood up at JJ's was just heartbreaking). This show is 1/3 through its final season and it seems destined to go out on top. Btw, I'm absolutely loving all the little "future" bits they're dropping. Elton John buying Chick-Fil-A, Kahleesi marrying Jack Sparrow, Kevin James a Jason Bourne haha

OldKingClancy at 11:31 AM Jan 23

Right with you, easily one of the best of the entire show and a wonderful reminder that after seven years these guys can still get you.

Glinda at 01:12 PM Jan 24

So good to hear this. I'm still waiting for a few more weeks to just marathon it. I'm so spoiled these days waiting a week in between episodes.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

You know what I haven't watched in a while? The Town. Let's fix that
Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:28 PM Jan 22

Whose cah we gonna take?

jimmydevito at 04:54 PM Jan 23

Introduced this to my chick a few weeks back

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Hate to be that guy but the X-Men casting is a huge "meh" for me. I'm not sold on Turner as an actress at all and Shipp's biggest claim to fame is a TV movie about Aaliyah. Oh. Sheridan was great in Mud and I can see him as the straight forward, by the book Scott but I don't know.. we'll see what happens right?
aturn4theworst at 10:20 PM Jan 22

That Aaliyah TV movie got ripped to shreds on Twitter. It was hilarious and I didn't even watch it. I like her look though. I would've preferred Taron Egerton as Cyclops. I just hope Sheridan does justice to my favourite X-Men character. As for Turner, I think she's perfect but obviously it's too early to tell. As long as Bryan Singer's on board, I have faith in the movie though.

JohnnyPHreak at 10:40 PM Jan 22

You're not the only one who is 'meh' on the casting. I was really hoping for Saoirse Ronan. I think she is extremely talented and in need a big film to show it off. I wasn't a fan of any of the choices for Storm or Cyclops.

Cronos at 06:25 AM Jan 23

Yeah, can't say I'm impressed with it. They could surprise me but I've never even heard of anything Shipp's been in and Turner was terrible in the one thing I've seen her in.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Abbie Cornish went back to her roots and her music career and is now on tour with fucking NAS! What a bad-ass, I love this chick
klinteastwood at 08:52 PM Jan 22

nas? wow

HTX0811 at 11:28 AM Jan 23

I heard about this once before and it actually makes the special thanks she got on that last Katt Williams special a lot more sense than I thought. lol

Glinda at 01:21 PM Jan 24

Cool I had no idea. Good for her!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

This was an original Weta ad in the late 90's for visual FX work on LOTR
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Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:36 PM Jan 22

I dig that typeface on the title logo.

Glinda at 01:22 PM Jan 24

This is really neat!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

For the longest time I really truly thought that Spielberg and Lucas would try to give it one more shot after the former voiced his displeasure with Indy IV - and I was so fucking on board. Almost like how they're doing Star Wars now with minimal green screen, an emphasis on practical sets/stunts and to capture the heart of the trilogy again. They were never about the best special effects or the most brilliant fight choreography or gags, it was always about recreating the classic adventure serials of the 30's and presenting it in an honest, goofy manner. But to be honest I'm glad Harrison Ford is pushing 80 and there's noway they could even attempt this because fuck man, what's the point? It'll never be like it used to and no matter how hard they try they can't get Lucas off the property. Aaaand this is my 4700th rant of Indy IV on MFC. I apologize.
ericodarko at 11:28 PM Jan 21

Btw, when you rewatch it, tell yourself one thing:"At least it's not Episode I". Keep reminding yourself of that and it'll be fine haha

Glinda at 12:31 AM Jan 22

I don't know enough about this stuff to keep up with you guys, but rant away. I always read and enjoy and learn so it's appreciated.

I think I'm ready for it to end but if they made another I'd be there opening week. I honestly hope they don't, and that they do let the series end with no reboots.

Cochise at 12:43 AM Jan 22

the problem is that I'm pretty sure Disney bought Lucasfilm and with that Star Wars AND Indy. Maybe I'm mistaken but I thought I read that they could've just bought the Star Wars franchise, but they purposefully bought the Indy rights too (please correct me if I'm wrong and it was a must buy package type deal) and I mean it's Disney... hell it's any company. It would be dumb for them not to take this very established franchise and try something else with it. One way or another we'll be seeing a new Indiana Jones I bet. Either one more movie with Ford best case scenario or worst case some sort of reboot/remake with a new actor. Can't really blame Disney, it's a business after all but yeah, unfortunately with that I just can't see them having this franchise and just letting it die or leaving it alone... damn

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