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Heading out to the theater for The Magnificent Seven!
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 13 hours ago

Heading out to the theater for The Magnificent Seven!
jeo4 at 04:17 AM Sep 25

Very fun flick. I enjoyed it for what it had to offer.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 20 hours ago

Afternoon matinee viewing
emmyd at 07:00 PM Sep 24

I haven't seen this yet. Hopefully gonna see it this October :)

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the hash slinging slasher at 03:20 AM Sep 25

it's been ages since I've seen this!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Glinda at 08:19 PM Sep 23

lol this is good.

sLaShEr84 at 11:49 PM Sep 23

lol watching this now.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:55 PM Sep 23

Suck it up, Mackie, or you'll never CUT THE CHECK!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

It's been two full days and I still can't get over the fact that Blair Witch is one of the worst, laziest and generic piece of shit movies I've seen in a long time. I haven't hated a movie this much in a while guys. Jesus Christ I think I need ton make a 42 minute YouTube review.
piranhafeast at 06:42 AM Sep 23

I totally agree.What a piece of shit!

WalkAway at 05:48 PM Sep 23

I'd watch it.

Glinda at 08:36 PM Sep 23

Man oh man how did they fuck it up this bad?

I'm skipping it.

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Describe yourself in 3 Fictional Characters

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2. Clint Barton
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WalkAway at 04:03 PM Sep 22

I can see these, esp Clint.

ericodarko at 12:14 AM Sep 23

Solid mix of awesomeness

Glinda at 08:43 PM Sep 23

Absolutely! I see them.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Goddamn I LOVED The Invitation. A smaller, more personal thriller but one that hits just as hard as any I've seen from the last year. If you're gonna give this one a watch then please, do so WITHOUT READING ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Not even the premise. All you need to know is that a man goes to a dinner party thrown by his ex-wife and her new husband after he hasn't seen her for two years after the loss of their son. That's it. Enjoy.
writer19 at 05:16 AM Sep 22

honestly i hated it the first viewing then after the second i fucking loved it and it made me like discount Tom Hardy- Logan Marshall-Green much more than i did

timmyd at 02:10 AM Sep 23

one of the coolest watches I've had in the last while . I'd heard some positive word of mouth , but I was still blown away by how much I enjoyed it.

Glinda at 08:48 PM Sep 23

Looking forward to this one next month.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Tonight's viewing - First Time Watch
timmyd at 02:44 AM Sep 22

cool flick , I really dug it. enjoy.

cobb at 03:38 AM Sep 22

loved it

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Final spoiler free Blair Witch musing: THIS MOVIE SUCKS. IT'S NONSENSICAL GENERIC GARBAGE.
OldKingClancy at 07:39 PM Sep 21

That's a shame, I liked it and was genuinely terrified by it, but at the same time I've seen Project a grand total of twice so I didn't have that connection to it. I agree with a lot of your points (bland characters, lot of needless jumpscares) but in the end it just got under my skin

JohnLocke2342 at 08:41 PM Sep 21

@Frosty - Yeah you'll absolute hate this flick then. I've seen Wingard'a You're Next which, while I didn't love, I did appreciate how unique it was in its approach. It subverted expectations and changed up the formula.

This does NONE OF THAT. It's actually kind of shocking that a guy like Wingard made this. I guess it was a paycheck gig.

dsloy at 01:57 AM Sep 22

whoa def disagree, i really liked it

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

More Non-Spoiler Blair Witch musings of things I enjoyed - I really liked the ideas thrown out at the end of the movie in the sense that it left a lot to interpretation and for the audience to fill in themselves. I liked that it brought the lore from the first movie into the fray which was some of the best world building out of a film I can remember. They take those stories and add their own while bringing them all to the forefront. I appreciate that they headed in that direction and played with a lot of the establishments from the original. It was cool to be in that sandbox again and find something else to play with. The fact that 90% of the movie was generic nonsense and cheap gimmicks only makes it more disheartening.
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Blair Witch (spoiler free) - The first 80 minutes of this movie is a generic run of the mill checklist off the recent found footage movie "how to" book. Bland characters without a single personality trait? Check. Dime a dozen jump scares that are just one of the idiot characters randomly popping into frame at superhuman speeds? Check. A lack of any tension or horror because what's happening is over the top, rushed and happening to people we don't care about? Check. The last 10 minutes of the movie are a hodgepodge of some genuinely solid ideas and some terrible retconning of the events in the first movie that all wind up being too little too late. This is a bad movie that's the worst kind of bad - it's disappointing and lacks any real pull towards its story.
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Getting the Blair Witch taste out of my mouth with a horror classic
grelber37 at 01:35 PM Sep 21

This The Fog poster is outstanding. It blows me away. Do you know? Is it a Frazetta?

WalkAway at 03:22 PM Sep 21

gorgeous poster

timmyd at 01:36 AM Sep 22

that's freakin' gorgeous . the poster and the film idea.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

I literally have no words right now to describe Blair Witch. Absolutely terrible.
timmyd at 03:26 AM Sep 21

ah man , I'm heading out in a couple of days to see it . that sucks.

Scotch at 04:22 AM Sep 21

Damn that sucks to hear! I know you were pretty amped for this one as were a lot of us.

JohnLocke2342 at 04:54 AM Sep 21

Yeah boys, it was a huge letdown for me. I thought it was pretty bad but hey, maybe y'all will like it.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

The Passengers trailer dropped today and I'll link it in the comments. That script was hotly bidded on and apparently pretty damn great but I refrained from reading it. Alternate title to this movie: "Chris Pratt and J Law in space which will make 600 million dollars"
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

Tonight's viewing - First Time Watch -
grelber37 at 03:05 AM Sep 20

Lincoln is not the type of movie that always gets made. Spielberg himself has said so. The dialogue and plot have a level of sophistication that most wide-release fare has not. Lincoln is not necessarily accessible, but it is wonderful for not treating its audience as simple or stupid.

unbinkable at 05:51 AM Sep 20

What Scotch said... This movie is phenomenal, but I think I've watched it once after seeing it in the theater.

Glinda at 04:02 AM Sep 21

Agree that I loved it but haven't seen it since. Great "only watch" though, very well done and engaging.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

Found this guy at B&N last night!
Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:06 PM Sep 19

Wow, you're gonna a HUUUGE display case to keep him from getting damaged. Oh, and you got some blue stuff on your face there.

Scotch at 01:45 AM Sep 20

Look at that total badass! Also, that's an awesome funko. Great find, bro

timmyd at 02:07 AM Sep 20


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