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The Lord of the Rings
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Before Midnight
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The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
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timmyd at 07:47 PM Apr 20


ericodarko at 10:46 PM Apr 20

Fuck yeah!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

The Leftovers came back with one of its most coherent episodes ever and a bomb dropper of an ending. Classic Lindelof.
ericodarko at 03:22 PM Apr 20

Open & closed with a bomb drop! Wasn't a fan of the first season but after reading/hearing one too many glowing reviews of the 2nd season, I binged that one in about a week and wow. This 3rd season is shaping up to be something very special.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

Re: The Genie. You will never top Robin Williams and need a truly larger than life persona to even attempt to fill those shoes. Will Smith carries the same charisma and wide eyed goofiness that the genie did but still has all those years of experience. It could work. I don't know. Nothing makes sense in Hollywood half the time anyway.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 04:06 PM Apr 19

"Sense"? Is that even a word? Why you making up words, man?

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

At first glance hearing GotG2 has FIVE post credits scenes made me go "wtf why?" But then I realized it'll most likely be 4 small scenes disconnected from the rest of the MCU that show the characters interacting post finale. Aka 4 little baby groot dancing type of scenes and one legitimate post credit stinger. Kinda reminds me of the credits for A Bug's Life in a way.
cerealkiller182 at 03:00 PM Apr 18

I'm guessing some will be during the credits, sort of classic gag reel style. Which, if true, I'm in. It's brutal waiting through the number of animators these movies have to get to bonus scenes.

dsloy at 05:40 PM Apr 18

yea that makes sense

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

Hey MFC - what's your opinion on the Rush Hour movies? To me those first two are classics and some of the best buddy cop action-comedies ever made. Chris Tucker seems to be a specific flavor of comedy but I've always found him hilarious - back to the days of Money Talks - and his chemistry with Jackie Chan is unbelievable. The sequel is one of the rare cases of the second entry besting the original and there's such a genuine innocence between the two of them that elevates the rest of the story. Plus those action scenes ain't no slouches. I recently picked up the Mondo blu-ray trilogy and I'll have to give the third one another watch (only saw it once), but man those first two are great
HTX0811 at 03:17 PM Apr 18

Love 1 and 2 so much. I grew up with them and they're still fun to watch when I randomly catch them on TV sometimes. The fight scenes are so impressive to watch. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker have great chemistry and were funny together. The third one is watchable, I guess, but it's not very good.

sLaShEr84 at 03:25 PM Apr 18

The first two movies are great but the third one I was not feeling it.

BATeMAN at 03:59 PM Apr 18

I like all of them, even the one with Chris Rock. He's funny in LW4. The first two are best of course, and can't remember what LW3 is about. Could do with revisiting them sometime.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a POLL item: 8 days ago

What is Hans Zimmer's best work?:

unbinkable at 09:03 AM Apr 18

What LelekPL said. Interstellar beats all of these other movies by a landslide.

JohnLocke2342 at 09:41 AM Apr 18

Wow I really need to listen to the Interstellar soundtrack again

BATeMAN at 04:15 PM Apr 18

Inception has one great track 'Time', as does The Da Vinci Code 'Chevaliers de Sangreal' POTC, MOS and The Lion King has a couple. TDKT has some of my favorites by Hans, but his best complete score? Very tough choice between Gladiator or Interstellar.

Picked Gladiator as it was the only one listed.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

One of the best things about TFA is that it brought the hilarious Mark Hamill back into the spotlight. A dude who doesn't give a fuck and will state his opinion ten times over without ever hesitating. Which is why he's having some strong statements in regards to Star Wars which are so not "with the company". It's refreshing as hell
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

I can sort of get a sense for how future movies might shape up to be based on the cast and the director and the previous installments in the franchise but man, I have no idea what direction the new Predator will go in. An incredibly diverse cast in terms of their genre experience, a goddamn kid (!), Shane black back to one of the franchises he started in with a suburban setting? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT. Which is a cool thing tbh
jimmydevito at 05:32 PM Apr 17

My thoughts exactly

dsloy at 05:40 PM Apr 17

im def pumped

timmyd at 08:28 PM Apr 17

very intrigued

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

James Gunn directing Guardians 3 is a bigger deal than people make it out to be tbh. It's increasingly rare to see a trilogy with the same director throughout all three movies. This will very much be one complete vision and can be stacked against previous trilogies throughout cinema. Very, very interesting.
HAIL_TO_THE_KING at 04:15 PM Apr 17

ding ding ding this man gets it

LelekPL at 04:52 PM Apr 17

I guess it does put it in a rare company if you think about it. BTTF, TDK, Mad Max, Cornetto, No Name Man.

dsloy at 05:41 PM Apr 17

last time it happened was nolan and dark knight, 3rd was weakest but still a good film tbh

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

My heart just dropped reading this. Oh god. Don't fuck this up Rian. "When you guys read the script, were there some big surprises in there even for you?" Daisy: "Yeah. As soon as I finished reading it I went to Rian's trailer and said we need to have a talk about what's happening here" Hamill: "When I read 8 I went to Rian and said I disagree with virtually everything you've written about Luke Skywalker"
cobb at 12:51 PM Apr 17

crap.fuck.......lukes evil

unbinkable at 03:33 PM Apr 17

I wouldn't put it past either of them to just be fucking around to direct fans away from correctly predicting the movie.

JohnLocke2342 at 05:45 PM Apr 17

^ fingers crossed

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

My local AMC just added reserved seating and I'm pumped the fuck up for it. I waited 3 and a half hours for the force awakens in 2015 and wouldn't mind rolling up at screen time for the last Jedi
unbinkable at 11:22 AM Apr 17

One of the reasons I only go to Alamo Drafthouse now. We get great seats every single time. I waited 5 hours for TFA, dude... Fuck that lol

LelekPL at 01:42 PM Apr 17

I have no idea why you didn't have it in America earlier. It's a welcomed standard over here. Good for you!

JohnLocke2342 at 01:47 PM Apr 17

^^ Ahhh I should've made it clearer. We have reserved seating here but my go to AMC is a slightly older theater that didn't have the feature yet. Now it finally does and I don't need to drive 35 minutes for the reserved one!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

"Fast and the Furious 8: The Fate of the Furious - Electric Boogaloo" is now the highest grossing worldwide opening weekend with 565 MILLION DOLLARS. IN A WEEKEND. The appeal of this franchise is cray to me and stuck up asshole Vin diesel will now have an even bigger ego and make 15 more of these movies.
LelekPL at 01:04 PM Apr 17

I couldn't disagree more with the "international cast". They're all American :P Some of them are black and that's your diversity. Most people don't really care about how "diverse" the cast is when they go see a film. Nor do they go to "whites only" films.

Its popularity does not lie in its variety of actors. It lies in the fun nature of the stories and action set pieces and the great chemistry between the cast. I know this franchise is about family but it helps that they really feel that way. That combined with the action is why people like it. And yes, not wearing ridiculous superhero costumes that often turn off international audiences, is a big plus for them as well (even if by part 6 the action has become equally ridiculous). And the stories are incredibly simple. I never like to call something dumb fun, but it definitely is very straightforward.

The locations on the other hand I do agree with. They clearly have a lot of importance here, mostly because people love new, original locations on screen. It's a big draw. As is "lifestyle porn" and "wish fulfillment" which is also a part of this franchise.

And how did it become apparent that Diesel was milking Walker's death?

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:03 PM Apr 17

I was super skeptical of the franchise's appeal too before I finally saw Fast Five, and I've been a convert ever since. As long as they keep bringing the big loud stupid fun, I'm still down for "Son of the Return of the Revenge of the Fall of the Furious" and it's soon-to-be 800 cast members. Which makes me part of the problem, I know, but I've never denied being easy to please.

timmyd at 08:38 PM Apr 17

This things just become increasingly ridiculous and I usually cut out every time a buddy convinces me to watch the latest offering . There's only so much stupidity I can swallow.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 9 days ago

Just started Twin Peaks for the first time and finished the opening two episodes. Atrocious acting, cheeseball music and 90's stuff with some flashes of brilliant insanity. Am I missing something? Does it get better?
LelekPL at 01:17 PM Apr 16

I mean TV back then was not as good as nowadays. Anything that was great back then is simply average now... or awkward in the case of Twin Peaks.

But that's Lynch for you. And it does get MUCH weirder if that's your thing. Personally, I'm not a fan.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 11:13 PM Apr 16

I'm curious to discover it for the first time pretty soon.

cerealkiller182 at 08:26 AM Apr 17

I bailed too. I don't get it. I think it might be partially on purpose.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 days ago

Weapon X
Weapon X at 02:06 AM Apr 15

What do you think they're doing? Marking the terrain? Fertilizing the ground for crops?

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 10 days ago

Breathe.. Just Breathe...

Mood: Chillin'

unbinkable at 04:09 PM Apr 15

That shot of her hand might be like the 4th or 5th time slow motion has even been seen in a Star Wars movie. It's interesting that it is so rarely used.

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