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The Lord of the Rings
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#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
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Alright so Ben Affleck from a pure aesthetic standpoint looks ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT as Batman. It's just.. it's just Batman. That's the only way to describe that image really, as stupid as that sounds.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 3 hours ago

Alright so Ben Affleck from a pure aesthetic standpoint looks ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT as Batman. It's just.. it's just Batman. That's the only way to describe that image really, as stupid as that sounds.
XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 07:18 PM Jul 24

It doesn't sound stupid at all, it sounds right.

Derek237
Derek237 at 07:37 PM Jul 24

imagine if he did the whole movie in the boston accent tho

queen bee
queen bee at 08:58 PM Jul 24

He looks awesome.I`ve already forgotten about Bale as Bats.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 3 hours ago

The circle is nearly complete... and just looking at this gets me emotional
Cochise
Cochise at 06:57 PM Jul 24

so stoked that this is the big ROTK, all out finale. Will be awesome, I could definitely see it being the best of the bunch. But yeah, will definitely be sad to see it come to an end... satisfying, but sad. Hopefully we'll see some original Middle Earth adventures on the big screen in the future!

Weapon X
Weapon X at 07:33 PM Jul 24

I never noticed the visual continuity of the Hobbit posters till placing them all side-by-side; the repeated image of a single character (well, almost) against some epic setting. Mmmm-MM, that's some tasty design!

WalkAway
WalkAway at 08:08 PM Jul 24

love it

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 5 hours ago

Speaking of casting - I know this will seem lazy since he's the new "it-man" that's basically taking over a multitude of franchises but IT JUST HIT ME - Chris Pratt would make a pretty goddamn incredible Nathan Drake
Cochise
Cochise at 05:47 PM Jul 24

Beauski just suggested that on my page. I could see it too. Bradley Cooper is still my #1 pick though, but Pratt and Wahlberg are my two backup choices.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 05:51 PM Jul 24

^ OMG man I respect your opinion but Mark Whalberg would be the absolute worst fucking choice on the planet for me lol.. Noway. I'm sorry ;)

We're in total agreement about Bradley Cooper though, definitely.

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 06:45 PM Jul 24

I needed a refresher on who Nathan Drake is, but after a Google search, yeah I could see Pratt or Cooper portraying him.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 5 hours ago

I fucking adore this brilliant son of a bitch
XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 05:14 PM Jul 24

Samesies.

Do 'the kids' still say samesies? Well either way, I'm using it and I'm with you, amigo.

Derek237
Derek237 at 06:16 PM Jul 24

No Chris you are so nice clean shaven please lose the goatee

JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: about 5 hours ago

JohnLocke2342 casts a Batman flick

1. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Bruce Wayne/Batman
2. Jessica Chastain as Oracle
3. Ray Winstone as Oswald Cobblepot
4. Lara Pulver as Selina Kyle
5. Charles Dance as Alfred Pennyworth
6. Ben Foster as Victor Zsaz
7. Alice Braga as Renee Montoya
8. Brendan Gleeson as Harvey Bullock
9. Bruce Greenwood as Commissioner Gordon

Based on a list by writer19

writer19
writer19 at 08:26 PM Jul 24

fucking awesome cast but i thought you'd go Armitage for Bats

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:39 PM Jul 24

^ it was a toss up between him, Urban and NCW but I ultimately went with the one I found least conventional and most interesting (to me at least).

and thanks all, I appreciate the kind words.

klinteastwood
klinteastwood at 09:57 PM Jul 24

good fucking list

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 6 hours ago

Sexiest Villain

They're so bad they're good.. to look at and worship and fawn over and dedicate massive tumble fan-fiction to and cosplay as and be more popular than the heroes and just basically be FUCKING WORSHIPPED.

It's good to be the villain.. it always has been. These 5 guys take that meaning to a whole new level as they're not just bad, they're damn sexy as well.

Tom Hiddleston as Loki

Michael Fassbender as Magneto

Sebastian Stan as The Winter Soldier

Luke Evans as Owen Shaw

Dane DeHaan as Harry Osborne

Please vote for one Below!


Mood: Happy
timmyd
timmyd at 06:38 PM Jul 24

Sebastian Stan

WalkAway
WalkAway at 08:12 PM Jul 24

Luke Evans

Horrorfan99
Horrorfan99 at 08:13 PM Jul 24

Fassbender

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 6 hours ago

Sexiest Man Alive: The Elite 8 Round 2

Now this is what I call one hell of a UK throwdown. Two of Britain's biggest stars to hit it big stateside are set to go mano y mano and possible set fire to MFC (because they're so hot - get it? GET IT? Oh fuck who signed me up to do this competition).

In one corner you have Tom Hardy, everyone's favorite "bad boy" who earned a hell of a following by posting one hell of an acting resume. He stole scenes in The Dark Knight Rises, Inception, Warrior and, well, pretty much everything else he's been in to this date. You can see him pretty soon with a franchise of his own in "Mad Max: Fury Road" as he looks to cement himself closer to A-list status.

In the other corner is the reigning King, the Sexiest Man Alive, Mr. Idris Elba. Elba himself is storming up the Hollywood ladder after stealing his own scenes from both Thor movies , Prometheus and Pacific Rim. He's slowly turning into an A-list actor after his Golden Globe nominated performance in Mandela: A Long Walk to Freedom and he'll look to keep that going with a (hopeful) franchise in a King Arthur trilogy. OH, AND MAYBE HE'LL BE JAMES BOND ONE DAY AFTER CRAIG RETIRES IN 10 YEARS.

They're two UK bad-boys of hotness that we're never giving back.

IT'S THE KING

IT'S A CHALLENGER

IT'S TIME TO DO BATTLE!

Tom Hardy

vs.

Idris Elba


Mood: Happy
timmyd
timmyd at 06:40 PM Jul 24

Hardy

Horrorfan99
Horrorfan99 at 08:14 PM Jul 24

Elba

thatswhatshesaid
thatswhatshesaid at 09:28 PM Jul 24

Tom Hardy

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 6 hours ago

The Mighty Thor moves onto The Final Four of Sexiest Man Alive.. booom
JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 6 hours ago

New stills from The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies

Thranduil ready for battle

Bard teaming up with the Mirkwood elves


Mood: Chillin'
Tags: The hobbit
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:22 PM Jul 24

^ Aw man I personally LOVE IT, and also how reminiscent it is of Legolas's armor at Helm's Deep.

Cochise
Cochise at 04:32 PM Jul 24

is that snow or rain? Would be sweet to see a giant snow/winter battle

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 05:52 PM Jul 24

^ it looks like snow to me, that would be AWESOME

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walkingdeadlover
walkingdeadlover at 02:33 PM Jul 23

Hot Hot Hot!! And a badass.

Scotch
Scotch at 04:56 PM Jul 23

Damn she is so sexy

JohnLocke2342 posted an IMAGE item: 1 day ago
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 11:58 AM Jul 23

That is a pretty damn awesome poster. If I do say so myself. And I do.

Anakin
Anakin at 01:58 PM Jul 23

It's epic

Otis_Driftwood
Otis_Driftwood at 03:31 PM Jul 23

Can't wait!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

That second Gone Girl trailer was FANTASTIC and got me even more hyped for the movie but on the flip side I feel like I saw way too much and kinda wish I never watched it. To be fair I wouldn't have done so willingly but it screened in front of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and I have zero willpower to look away.
Glinda
Glinda at 06:45 PM Jul 22

Yep yep same here. That's where I saw it too and I also feel I saw far too much. Beginning, middle and end it seems like.

ericodarko
ericodarko at 09:09 PM Jul 22

I read the book and I can tell you that the biggest twists/surprises/big moments are yet to come. Yeah, it showed a few small things but, trust me, it'll be a hell of a watch

oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 07:19 AM Jul 23

Yeah, they are showing just the central mystery. It gets a lot more dark and complex.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Yeaaaaaaaah so I got through 3 episodes of Orphan Black and just couldn't do it unfortunately. Not enjoying a show that everyone else raves about makes you feel like you're wired wrong, doesn't it? Welp, now it'll be onto Mad Men instead
ericodarko
ericodarko at 09:09 PM Jul 22

ah, Mad Men. Simply one of the best dramas ever

oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 06:34 AM Jul 23

Mad men is my favorite show. Let us know what you think

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 11:12 AM Jul 23

Well I hope you like Mad Men, one of my favorite shows, too bad you didn't like Orphan Black, I kind of though you will like it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

“People tend to forget what happens at the end of The Hobbit,” says screenwriter/producer Philippa Boyens. “They think of this little children’s book. The rest of the story needs to be told, and it’s pretty intense stuff.” Oh yes.. yes it is.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 06:28 PM Jul 22

There will be feels. Oh yes. There will.

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