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Words can't express how much I love these two. They're by far my favorite (and IMO the best) part of a hellaciously creative and fun flick
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 12 hours ago

Words can't express how much I love these two. They're by far my favorite (and IMO the best) part of a hellaciously creative and fun flick
cerealkiller182 at 10:37 PM Aug 29

oh fuck yea

Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:57 PM Aug 29

The phrase I consistently use to describe Cabin in the Woods in "swinging-balls insane" and I stand by it eternally.

OldKingClancy at 06:51 AM Aug 30

I loved the whole film but these two made it that much more special and their double-act routine was hilarious.

Fuck I gotta add this to the October schedule.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 20 hours ago

Did anyone here ever wind up checking out The Rover? I saw it was OnDemand and I was thinking about renting it later tonight.
Cochise at 02:50 PM Aug 29

haha was planning on doing the same tonight! Never hit the theatre here unfortunately so I've been waiting til blu-ray, but randomly was scrolling through the VOD and saw it! Can not wait!

dsloy at 03:07 PM Aug 29

its more slow than the trailer make out it to be, but its still good, a great score, and its pattinsons best role by far

HTX0811 at 08:38 AM Aug 30

I haven't seen it but it's available in certain areas online so I'll see it soon.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 20 hours ago

Queen Chastain

Mood: Happy
dsloy at 03:07 PM Aug 29

all hail

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 22 hours ago

You know I'm REALLY looking forward to watching Godzilla '14 for a second time when it hits blu-ray later next month. I enjoyed myself in the first viewing and found some parts to be fantastically unique and beautiful - with the cinematography and framing of each image to be absolutely stunning. Yet there were other aspects that seemed a bit hollow and not as inviting as I imagined them to be. That second viewing can do a lot to your opinion about a movie though and that's the beauty of experiencing a film multiple times.
Cochise at 12:58 PM Aug 29

I would like to... like this movie more haha, but I don't know if that'll happen. I do agree that sometimes, unexpectedly even, repeat viewings can do that (I find that a lot with comedies especially). But I don't know, I can't really say I have the desire to press play on this one when it comes out, even if it was playing on TV, I'm not sure I'd tune in. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed it, but I didn't love it and nothing really made me go 'I need... or even want... to see that again'. It was a disappointment for me as a Godzilla fan, but hey who knows, maybe I will just give it a shot again like you say, may find my view changes for the better!

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:21 PM Aug 29

The "atomic breath power-up" is gonna be one of those shots I rewind again and again and again, I just know it.

JohnnyPHreak at 06:15 PM Aug 29

I've seen it twice. This is one of my favorite movies to come out this year. I have so much love for it. I can't wait to watch it on Blu-Ray over and over. I've said it before, I could watch this movie 100 times and be happy.

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Rosewater trailer (Jon Stewart's directorial debut)


JohnLocke2342 at 12:07 PM Aug 29

My initial thoughts are that I think this looks really raw and engaging, much in a way that a story like this needs to be. I was talking to our old friend Servo about it and he said "I want to live in a world where Jon Stewart makes a career out of giving us films like these" - and after seeing that trailer I totally agree.

ericodarko at 12:31 PM Aug 29

very excited to see this because of the passion and commitement that Stewart seems to have for this project.

Cochise at 01:02 PM Aug 29

this does look like it could be a great little thriller, and I dig that bit of visual style he added in there, which you usually don't see in flicks like this. Very cool that he's doing something like this. Hearing that he's writing and directing movies now though... just makes me wish he had written and directed The Campaign! lol that actually could've been an all-time classic if he had

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Rejoice Star Wars fans: Ford is back on set and they started filming again earlier this week!
Invidtus at 10:29 AM Aug 29

Don't those Ewoks realize there is an Endor campfire ban-

Cochise at 11:12 AM Aug 29

good to hear. Even though I'm not a huge fan that they're relying so much on nostalgia on this new one, I am glad that Abrams somehow managed to stick to his guns and keep Ford in a prominent role (obviously) rather than rewriting the movie due to his injury. Still can't believe Disney wouldn't let them delay the movie until May the 4th or whatever rather than the December date or whatever it is... I mean really, yes it's a delay, but there's no way it isn't for all the right reasons... plus it would be May the 4th... and it's not like Disney wouldn't survive without releasing Star Wars VII in December, come on. Hopefully it all works out anyway, but that does kind of worry me, seems like it may be a rushed a bit...

jimmydevito at 11:49 AM Aug 29


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

We really need more Mike Judge, and I think Silicon Valley is the perfect example of why.
joeyc5 at 08:17 AM Aug 29

love that show! especially being in the Tech industry the humor really rings true

ericodarko at 09:01 AM Aug 29

one of the best new shows of the year so far

HTX0811 at 12:17 PM Aug 29

I love anything the guy does and this was no different. Very funny show.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I FUCKING CAN'T OK. LOOK AT THAT FACE.. she's too adorably perfect for words
Glinda at 11:56 AM Aug 29

This is an adorable picture. She's so beautiful.

Cochise at 12:06 PM Aug 29

great pic!

Cochise at 12:06 PM Aug 29

great pic!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

If these small rumblings and unconfirmed rumors of Avengers: Age of Ultron leading to a possible Civil War storyline in Avengers 3 are true then.. well..
Fab-007 at 08:27 AM Aug 29

Given that they seem to be making Stark the creator of Ultron it may make sense that he feels they need oversight.

Holy shit that GIF is awesome.

Hey JL, I am a couple weeks away from my first half Ironman. I have gone from not really being able to swim to measuring my open water workouts in kilometers (miles for you).

JohnLocke2342 at 10:03 AM Aug 29

^ Wow man that is absolutely incredible, congrats on the training for that which I imagine is about as grueling as an Ironman itself. To go from not swimming at all to facing a goddamn IRON MAN MARATHON is insane, good luck bro!

Fab-007 at 02:45 PM Aug 29

Thanks. I figured you would appreciate that. The distances for the half Iron are 2 km swim/90 km bike/21 km miles that is about 1.25/55/13.

I would love to do a full one but with my travel and my family it would be too much. Have to have some balance.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 1 day ago


Mood: Happy
Tags: Disney, art, Icons
Glinda at 11:57 AM Aug 29

These are beautiful. Especially love the Aladdan and Beauty and the Beast.

Cochise at 12:07 PM Aug 29


Now Disney, screw Frozen, screw Tangled (alright you can give us another Wreck It Ralph though) and go back to this traditional style of animation!

aturn4theworst at 03:47 PM Aug 29

The Aladdin picture is so dope. Nice find JohnLocke.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Mission:Impossible 5 has only been shooting for like, a week, and Tom Cruise is already jumping off of insanely high buildings like a bad-ass.
timmyd at 09:09 PM Aug 27

love that crazy bastard.

RogerGarage at 10:16 PM Aug 27

Tom Cruise is the man. He makes me want to convert to Scientology. Ok... not quite. But he's still awesome.

Glinda at 12:52 PM Aug 29

Love that guy! He's amazing, never slows down and gives everything 100%.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 3 days ago

Dope Entertainment Weekly/The Walking Dead covers

Mood: Chillin'
Cochise at 07:08 PM Aug 27

that's a neat style, I dig the second one the most

razgriz21 at 07:52 PM Aug 27

Those are nuts.

I like them.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I'm really looking forward to Steve Carrell's dark and fucked up turn in Foxcatcher later this year. He's always been a tremendous dramatic actor when given the right material and this role could be the perfect storm for him. For those of you unfamiliar with the film it follows the life of Jun Du Pont who "inexplicably" murdered an Olympic wrestler he was sponsoring during the 1986 Olympics. Apparently Carrell got so deep into the role that he ate meals alone, rarely got out of his makeup and never had a out of character conversation with Channing Tatum (his co-star) all production long. Wow, count me in. You can check out the poster in the link below:
G. Costanza
G. Costanza at 03:13 PM Aug 27

This is one of my most anticipated films of the year.

Cochise at 05:36 PM Aug 27

he definitely seems to be the focal point of the marketing so far and he looks like he's making a DDL-like transformation which is very intriguing. I'm so there ever since that first trailer, but it'll be even more interesting to see what Tatum brings to it. He has dramatic chops, most just haven't seen him show him and this movie will likely be all over awards-season (or attempting to get there) so this is his shot at that. 23 Jump Street, starring two people you never would have thought would have Oscars, being jackasses together. Again. lol

Glinda at 01:31 PM Aug 29

Looks so good I'm really looking forward to this. That's cool that Steve Carell got into character like that. I have no doubts that no matter how the movie does, he'll do fantastic.

@Cochise - I'm really excited to see how well Channing does too. I have faith I think he's great.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

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Laksmikanti at 11:49 PM Aug 26

That dress is beautiful.

darqjade at 09:46 AM Aug 27

That's how you go out with a bang!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

WalkAway at 12:24 AM Aug 27

Love her

Rkhulinator at 03:56 PM Aug 27

Gosh she looks great for her age, she's in her 40s isn't she?

Otis_Driftwood at 06:05 PM Aug 27

Damn, pour her out in a plate and sop her up with a biscuit!

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