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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
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Fuck it I have 90 minutes before Parks and Rec and I've been dying to see it again - - Tonight's Feature: BIG HERO 6 - blu-ray!
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Fuck it I have 90 minutes before Parks and Rec and I've been dying to see it again - - Tonight's Feature: BIG HERO 6 - blu-ray!
ericodarko
ericodarko at 07:09 PM Feb 24

That'S exactly what I did haha I hope you played Feast right before it!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Tonight one of the most hilariously brilliant, witty, heartfelt and straight up progressive TV comedies of all-time will come to a close. Parks and Rec managed to take the network comedy into a new realm with its revolving door of side characters that made the fictional town of Pawnee feel like a real life Springfield. I'll miss spending time with these guys so much and I can't help but feel like the show could've went on for at least another season or two. Hell, they had the talent to do so (and that will be evident by just how far Pratt and co's stars will rise). I'll miss you Pawnee.. :(
draven_ftw
draven_ftw at 04:52 PM Feb 24

I'm sad to say, I never watched the series. It was more by force,then choices and I will be jumping head first when the final season hits netflix

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I like Pratt a lot but what people seem to be leaving out when they mention him as Indy is the ability to play Dr. Jones - a brilliant archaeologist and professor. Sure he's quippy, handsome and has that snark without rubbing you the wrong way due to his charisma but that was only 25% of who Indiana Jones was as a character. It's not just a guy in a leather jacket kicking ass and taking names and the comedic sarcasm always took a back seat to the story. In fact, it was mostly that old school physical style comedy rather than jokes or insults in the trilogy. I'm just not sure Pratt has all the layers needed for Indiana Jones - specifically because he's all about the comedic sarcasm first and foremost (look at Peter Quill for an example of a snarky guy who delivers almost every line with a sarcastic zing). Ugh.. I'll just never be satisfied with anyone other than Ford as Indy, ever.
draven_ftw
draven_ftw at 04:37 PM Feb 24

I'm with you. Pratt is awesome, but he is not Indy. Why not instead of making him Indy, make him Indy's son (A huge improvement from Shia) or make him a student at the college that Indy teaches at and Indy sends him out on assignments? That's the thing that drives me nuts about reboots, why screw the legacy when you can still build to it!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:40 PM Feb 24

^ That would be the smart play but they care about one thing : MONEY. If they can't use the Indiana Jones name then they're losing millions of dollars and they'll reboot/retool/reshoot anything they can as long as it has that title. Rather than stop and think about some really interesting or great ways to carry on the legacy it seems like they're looking to lazily reboot it and bring in some cash.

Let's hope they wisen up and go in another direction.

Glinda
Glinda at 12:19 PM Feb 25

I love the idea of him being Indy's son. I think it's crazy he's going to play Indy himself. I too love Chris Pratt, but I loved Harrison Ford first and loyalty has to win out.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa, I just found out that my Queen Ms. Chastain nabbed a role in The Huntsman but Emily Blunt did also? On top of Hemsworth and Charlize? Yup - I'm 100% sold on that without even having to see a trailer.
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:31 PM Feb 24

^ She isn't - not sure if they're recasting or just dropping the character altogether (which would be weird?).

WalkAway
WalkAway at 04:33 PM Feb 24

Just looked it up and it's a prequel so it makes sense she won't be there. I'm so glad I don't have to suffer through 2 more hours of her trying really hard to emote and be pretty and end up looking constipated and confused.

oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 04:36 PM Feb 24

@walkaway...hahaha..that actually made me laugh

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Cochise
Cochise at 02:20 PM Feb 24

love it

Dodong27
Dodong27 at 03:44 PM Feb 24

Age-Less Beauty. Hannnnnnds down!

Glinda
Glinda at 12:32 PM Feb 25

Love it!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Today's viewing is Spielberg's science-fiction masterpiece
Cochise
Cochise at 02:20 PM Feb 24

mashed potatoes.

Scotch
Scotch at 02:41 PM Feb 24

Incredible movie! More of an experience.

movieman32
movieman32 at 05:27 PM Feb 24

I still haven't seen this! :/

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

That Power/Rangers short film was.. eesh, I don't think that's what I want to see in a Power Rangers flick. It's funny that everyone chastises Hollywood for going darker and gritty ala Nolan with Batman yet when something as goofy as the Power Rangers is re-imagined in a gritty environment they're.. excited? Huh? I think the best way to do a big screen version of the movie would be a 21 Jump Street-esque satire of how bat-shit ridiculous it is. But hey, that's just me.
andyfilm_1
andyfilm_1 at 02:02 PM Feb 24

It was entertaining for what it was. Very well choreographed too!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 02:26 PM Feb 24

Besides we've already got a dark, serious psycho drama about kids piloting giant robots to fight monsters invading Earth. It's called EVANGELION.

And even that's punctuated by moments of comedy.

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 02:46 PM Feb 24

Personally I thought it was pretty great. A tad depressing but as a fan of the original series, I liked it as sort of a "What if" take on the initial premise. If they WERE thinking of a revamped Power Rangers film, I doubt it would be that gritty, violent, and visceral. Still it was interesting to see what the product would look like if they went that route.

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JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 3 days ago

Top 5 Bruce Willis Flicks - love this man

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6. Honorable Mention: Sin City
ericodarko
ericodarko at 12:42 PM Feb 24

Big fan of this guy too. Unbreakable was another damn good flick of his. Also, can't help but have a soft spot for Last Man Standing.

movieman32
movieman32 at 04:16 PM Feb 24

This is pretty much my list, except I would switch out The Fifth Element for The Last Boy Scout, simply because I've never seen it before.

Glinda
Glinda at 12:36 PM Feb 25

Yes to all of these! He really is a great actor and makes great movie choices.

JohnLocke2342 posted a POLL item: 3 days ago

What's your favorite Middle-Earth film?:

Glinda
Glinda at 12:38 PM Feb 25

Unexpected Journey. Just love that one so much.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Guess who's back for the Star Wars Rebels season finale?
Invidtus
Invidtus at 11:20 AM Feb 24

Jake Lloyd ? -

ericodarko
ericodarko at 11:22 AM Feb 24

OH SHIT! Can't wait to watch it

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 02:16 PM Feb 24

Oh damn! Does anyone know when they will release the first season on Blu Ray? I'd like to check it out and binge watch the F out of it.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Cochise
Cochise at 07:24 AM Feb 24

what was that rumour going around, I always thought it was that BB/'WS' was going to be the next Cap, but then I also heard that the Falcon was going to don the suit? Anyone know if either actually did in the comics or... anyway I reeeeally hope they're able to give Winter Soldier the conclusion to his story that he deserves in the very very very crowded Civil War... still can't believe they didn't do it in the movie fricken called The Winter Soldier

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:59 AM Feb 24

^ Right now Falcon is wearing the Cap suit in the comics which was what you might've heard but in the MCU it'll most likely be Bucky. He picked up the shield in the comics and had an amazing run as Captain America so I'm pretty sure they'll go that route post-Evans.

Also I loved what they did with him in The Winter Soldier personally and don't think they would've been able to sandwich a complete arc out of the guy in such short a period. It wouldn't have been earned.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

timmyd
timmyd at 04:59 PM Feb 23

hot DAMN.

Glinda
Glinda at 06:43 PM Feb 23

Wowza!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 12:52 PM Feb 24

Amazing!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

"I said to my wife, 'The moral (of Birdman) is that I should never stop playing Wolverine. I've got to find a way to keep playing him until I die.' I know that someday they'll recast the role with another actor…I'd be happy if the role was eventually recast. It would mean that it had become iconic. I always want to be in better shape than I was for the last one. I don't believe in stagnation. People say they try to maintain the status quo. But I believe the natural cycle means you're either advancing and getting closer to something or you're receding...Every time I play Wolverine I want to go further, physically and emotionally." - Hugh Jackman. I say YEAH BABY! Let him play Wolverine as long as he fucking wants.. he's incredible at it.
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:55 PM Feb 23

I had trouble reading this great post.

Jackman's abs are distracting. :D

Glinda
Glinda at 06:02 PM Feb 23

^Yeah, me too, um, hey, what was the question again?

Weapon X
Weapon X at 06:11 PM Feb 23

I heard the drum score from Birdman was actually performed entirely by Jackman's bouncing pecs.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

This is one of my new favorite pictures
Invidtus
Invidtus at 11:23 AM Feb 23

These are great - I loved Keaton stepping forward and saying look I'm just happy to be here to take the piss out of not winning lol-

Horrorfan99
Horrorfan99 at 11:38 AM Feb 23

Love the LEGO Oscars!

Cochise
Cochise at 01:40 PM Feb 23

wow I was just gonna say 'they could player mother and daughter in a movie' based on that first pic... then I saw your first comment hahaha forgot about CSL!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Iñárritu nabbing Best Directing and Best Picture Oscars along with coaxing 3 Actor nominations out of his performers bodes well for Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy next year for The Revenant. Maybe the latter will finally get his first nomination and the former will get his first win? We'll see if they can ride that wave into next Oscar season.
JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 09:41 AM Feb 23

I'm looking forward to this film a lot. I really hope that you are right.

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 11:08 AM Feb 23

I want The Revenant in my life right now. I'm so fucking excited for it.

Cochise
Cochise at 01:49 PM Feb 23

Revenant sounds amazing except for that stupid lighting gimmick they're going with. But DiCaprio being the main lead here, it's an all out crazy sounding role from the looks of things and maybe just maybe... man we'll see. Just watch someone else come in and drop a bombshell and steal his thunder yet again lol. And at the same time from the sounds of things it's going to be a rather gritty, bloody, gross, violent and dark role/film which may turn some voters off, who will likely vote for more traditional Oscar roles/performances just cause... ugh

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