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That new King Arthur trailer is just bat shit enough for me to be interested
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 27 minutes ago

That new King Arthur trailer is just bat shit enough for me to be interested
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 1 hour ago

Looking at the Oscar noms this year and it's one of the most bland and boring crop of films I've seen on here in a while. I just don't give a shit about most of them. Weak awards crop this year.
cobb at 09:20 AM Jan 24

glad im not the only one

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 23 hours ago

ericodarko at 12:02 PM Jan 23

Oh, I like it. I like it a lot

cobb at 05:45 PM Jan 23

me 2

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

On one hand I'm interested enough in Split for a rental - on the other I've read that the ending has a massive twist that I KNOW will be spoiled for me if I wait until Netflix/OnDemand. THE CONUNDRUM.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:23 PM Jan 21


cobb at 03:29 PM Jan 21

so ure SPLIT on what to do tee hee hee[couldent resist]

cerealkiller182 at 12:35 PM Jan 22

I had the twist spoiled and it actually makes me want to see it. Probably better if it was unspoiled though

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

I hate that Trump is our President but constantly bitching about it through social media statuses won't do a damn thing. Volunteer, get involved in local politics, volunteer and donate your time to organizations in need that you believe in. I have a feeling 99% of the people on my Facebook feed today won't be doing a single ounce of that.
Glinda at 02:34 PM Jan 20

It's such a good idea and goes a long ways to making a person feel more positive when things seem hopeless, knowing you're helping in some way, big or small. I've been crocheting scarves, afghans, lap blankets and beanies around the clock for the last couple weeks, with the plan to start regularly donating. I had no idea how many dozens and dozens of organizations want even simple things like these. Really, if we want to we can make a difference.

HAIL_TO_THE_KING at 02:47 PM Jan 20

im pessimistic i don't see anything good coming out of these 4 years on a local or big government level

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Mood today:
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Tonight's Viewing - catching up on series 4 of Sherlock
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

If these early musings about Wonder Woman being a mess are true I think it's time to pull the plug on the DCEU all together. I have almost zero hope in anything they do anymore.
Boogie Buddha
Boogie Buddha at 04:43 PM Jan 19

Maybe it is because I'm a DC fanboy, and Superman and Batman have always been my top two heroes. But I still have some faith in the DCEU. Is it perfect, or as good as Marvel? In my opinion, no. But as a lifelong fan, I'm happy that this is finally happening, and I get to witness it.

JohnLocke2342 at 07:39 PM Jan 19

I'm really trying to be positive but if this is indeed a mess and it's their third movie in a row that's so terribly divisive and with major problems then I might just be out.

And I so so so so so badly want it to be good

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 09:25 PM Jan 19

Same here, also I just read that Shazam is getting a stand alone movie! Not that I don't wish WW well but its success would mean that Shazam would become a reality and I really hope it doesn't.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

That final Logan trailer spoke to me in every way. The meta X-Men references, the brutal violence, the dark humor, the cursing, the music - I loved it. What a very different take on a superhero movie that could be this year's "Deadpool" in terms of awards love. Sign me up
the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 03:21 PM Jan 19

Can't wait!

timmyd at 08:02 PM Jan 19

agree with everything you said.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

It's been over 10 years since I've seen a Spielberg movie I thought was genuinely great. I thought Ready Player One could be the flick to bring him back but with the news that 60% of the movie will be motion capture CGI I'm feeling less and less confident about it. Please don't turn into Zemeckis :(
the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 03:22 PM Jan 19

I miss old school Spielberg

Heero at 01:54 AM Jan 20

yeah how would you not do OASIS in CGI.. I was actually the opposite as you Locke, i was scared he wouldn't use CGI. Not sure if you read the book or not, but there are so many scenes that i would expect it to be CGI. When they put the VR gear on, the audience has to feel both like its not real, and real at the same time.

I'm sure he will deliver!!

JohnLocke2342 at 10:16 AM Jan 20

OF COURSE I want the Oasis in CGI - I'm talking about the motion capture performance of regular humans. They always, always, ALWAYS look fake no matter what you do because they're humans. We can do animals and to a lesser extended humanoid aliens but replacing living breathing people with a complete CGI rendered design makes no sense to me.

I was hoping it would be the actors in front of a green screen - not a totally animated rendering. See what I mean now?

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

It's extremely disheartening to see such unbelievably talented Game of Thrones actors get continuously cast in garbage mainstream movies.
Derek237 at 11:48 AM Jan 18

At least Headey was in Dredd which was pretty bomb-diggity.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

Cronenberg is shooting Eastern Promises 2 in march with Viggo and Cassell?! FINALLY!
grelber37 at 08:48 AM Jan 18

Eastern Promises 2 promises to be outstanding.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

James Mcavoy is a powerhouse acting talent and an absolute lunatic who doesn't get as much love as he should. He's the sole reason I might check out Split
cerealkiller182 at 05:05 PM Jan 17

The only criticism I have is his general poor choice in projects

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:25 PM Jan 17

I love the guy, and he's killed it as Professor X. But every time I see a Split trailer I wish the theater seats came with a skip button.

timmyd at 08:02 PM Jan 17

I'm there . love Mcavoy

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

Meryl Streep was probably so salty about all the drama and art in this weekend's football games
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 days ago

With the news that Arrested Development is coming back for a proper season 5 where the whole cast cleared their schedules and can shoot together I think I should finally check out season 4...
Glinda at 11:12 AM Jan 13

So glad they're coming back and doing it right this time. I have to admit to only watching the first two episodes of 4 and hating it so much. I don't care for all the cameos, and part of what makes AD so good is the interactions between the original cast members. Watching them individually with cameos of non AD celebrities sucks.

That said, I know lots of people loved it and say it got better...

This is definitely good news for 5 though!

Scotch at 11:21 AM Jan 13

WOW this is news to me! Cannot wait for this. S4 was not up to par with the original seasons but it's always fun to see those characters back together.

ericodarko at 11:30 AM Jan 13

Season 4 was good but, like Scotch said, not up to par to the classic first 3 seasons. Some episodes are way too long but there's still plenty of really funny stuff in there.

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