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The Lord of the Rings
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Weapon X
Weapon X at 02:17 PM Sep 25

"What a cafe, WHAT A LOVELY CAFE!!"

BATeMAN at 02:54 PM Sep 25

“We’re Riding the Bus to Flavortown!”

I've just recently got into watching Triple D.

timmyd at 07:31 PM Sep 25

nice .

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Everyone’s throwing out the obvious choices for Beverly in Part 2 and while I know Chastain will crush it I think they should go outside the box. I couldn’t stop thinking of Kristen Wiig when I was watching IT this week for not just the striking facial similarities but for the type of person she is. Drama, comedy, fitting in with the guys and being able to balance both lines. I could totally see her as an out of left field choice.
LelekPL at 02:15 PM Sep 22

To me it wasn't Chastain. She was almost like an identical younger Amy Adams. It was uncanny how much she reminded me of Amy. My second choice would be Bryce Dallas Howard, third Chastain. I didn't really see Wiig there.

BATeMAN at 04:10 PM Sep 23

I haven't seen IT but can see the similarities for sure and do like Kristen Wiig a lot.

timmyd at 08:02 PM Sep 25

I'd be happy with anyone other than Amy Adams .

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

The Punsiher looks LOUD, kinetic, brutally violent and full of fucking attitude. I’m in. This will be the first Netflix Marvel series I’m in on
LelekPL at 12:27 PM Sep 22

I was immediately in as soon as they announced a Punisher series. But I gotta say, the trailers so far did nothing for me.

sLaShEr84 at 02:31 PM Sep 22

This is going to be great.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

I really, really dug IT a lot. It's visually outstanding with a real sense of dread creeping over the atmosphere. The whole town felt "off" and that aspect was probably my favorite thing about the film. How they were able to suffocate the audience and make us feel hopeless and small like the children amongst the fucked up and compromised adults was a real feat. It was suffocating and unsettling. Yeah there was some distracting CGI, a bit too much humor and it was about 20 minutes too long but overall this was one I enjoyed my time with.
ericodarko at 02:13 PM Sep 20

I really need to go and check this out. Going to make some time next week

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:42 PM Sep 20

There's even more hidden detail to notice about just how infected Derry is when you watch it again.

timmyd at 07:06 PM Sep 20

glad to hear you dug it , my man.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

I can't put my finger on it but the Tomb Raider trailer looks incredibly flat and stale. Like there's no life to any of what's happening. I can't tell if it's the way it's cut or shot or the lack of charisma Vikander is giving off but it looks like an action movie from 2004 with shitty CGI and stock characters/plot.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:50 AM Sep 20

Vikander looks okay, but there's definitely something wonky about the editing.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

FINALLY heading out on a date with a clown..
timmyd at 07:13 PM Sep 19

nice . have fun.

TheChanges23 at 07:36 PM Sep 19

How you enjoy JL!

sLaShEr84 at 01:08 AM Sep 20

Enjoy it's good.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

I was scrolling through my Twitter feed and saw a preview for Gotham with a little baby Bruce Wayne dressed as a ninja fighting crime and I literally laughed out loud. My god this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen
LelekPL at 04:15 PM Sep 19

The funniest scene in the trailer (and there's a lot of roll your eyes moment of horrible acting, CGi and cinematography) is when Fox shows him this leather jacket and says it's bulletproof

ericodarko at 05:29 PM Sep 19

That mask looks a lot like Shaq's mask in Steel.

Scotch at 09:04 PM Sep 19

Jesus. Looks like a young version of the dude from The Collector

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

I've yet to see "mother!" but I find it hilariously fascinating that the public demands studios to take risks by releasing new and original filmmaking that isn't a sequel/reboot/adaptation of an IP; and yet when a studio does EXACTLY THAT said public freaks out, hates it, and demands to know why they took a chance on original filmmaking. Proving once again that fandom and the general public rarely know what they want.
OldKingClancy at 05:00 PM Sep 18

Having just got out of mother!, I can understand the hate, it's an art-house horror film which carries some heavy symbolism that is gonna piss off a pretty large section of people. And if that doesn't do it then there's one graphic scene that will.

timmyd at 07:46 PM Sep 18

I fucking loved it , but it's a different type of experience . I am damn glad it got the release it did , and hugely applaud the studios for doing so . fuck people .

cerealkiller182 at 07:46 AM Sep 19

I think what it truly proves is the angry voices will always be the loudest.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

I tried to watch some of the Emmy's last night but it was dog shit. 3 hours of political ramblings and statements that I'm just genuinely tired of. I get that Colbert was the host so some of it was to be expected but there's a time and a place and it's just.. it was too much. Half of it wasn't even funny. The current political landscape is dark enough I don't need it bashed in my face over and over again.
oscarxp25 at 09:41 AM Sep 18

Yeah, I had it on while cleaning and was flipping between it and the NFL game. The political shit was annoying. BTW, what did you think of IT

JohnLocke2342 at 09:44 AM Sep 18

^ I didn't get to see it last week but I'm going tomorrow and I'm stoked!

dsloy at 04:39 PM Sep 18

yea i didnt even bother

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 11 days ago

I saw a season or two of Curb YEARS ago but figured I would get back into it with return on the way next month, and holy shit it's brilliant. I've marathoned about 5 seasons in the last two weeks and Larry David is everyone's spirit animal. I don't think I've ever disagreed with any decision he's ever made.
ericodarko at 09:46 AM Sep 15

It's insanely hilarious every episode. Larry David is just the greatest. Wait til you get to the Seinfeld & the New York City seasons (the last two of the show). The NYC one is probably my favorite. Can't wait for this show to come back in two weeks

jimmydevito at 12:17 PM Sep 15

I'm doing the same and am almost finished with S4. It legit makes me laugh until I hurt.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 14 days ago

JJ ABRAMS WRITING AND DIRECTING EPISODE 9!!!! I literally just said it was my dream choice yesterday. I can't believe it.
LelekPL at 09:33 AM Sep 12

I'm almost as happy as you. He makes really entertaining films

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 14 days ago

Mark my words, The Force Awakens will go down in history as one of the greatest blockbusters ever made. Trust.
OldKingClancy at 05:14 PM Sep 11

I don't have enough hope that people can just shut up and enjoy the ride to believe that. But it's a nice thought.

I'm most interested to see how the sequel trilogy as a whole is received after Episode 9 comes out, hopefully with a full story arc it'll help people see all three films in a different light.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:17 PM Sep 11

Taking it as both a rebound from the prequels and an extension of the OT's legacy... yes. Yes, I can get behind this.

LelekPL at 05:20 PM Sep 11

I'll get back to you on this one after Episode IX. There are some big bugs in terms of character development that can be fixed in future installments. Right now it's "only" a very enjoyable movie with an awesome Han Solo.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 15 days ago

IT brings in 170 million in one weekend on a 35 mill budget?? Get ready for IT 2, 3, 4, 5 and a prequel going into the origins of Pennywise. Jokes aside tho I'm SUPER STOKED to see it Tuesday. What's the word boys and girls who have seen it?
TheChanges23 at 05:38 PM Sep 10

ITs amazing. I absolutely loved it. The cast, scares, cinematography, score, atmosphere, story, everything was solid in my opinion. I can't wait to check it out again.

LelekPL at 03:44 AM Sep 11

I' seeing IT on Tuesday as well

oscarxp25 at 07:08 AM Sep 11

Of course, you know my love affair with the source material. I liked it but it wasn't perfect. In some parts, the CGI was just too distracting, but when they give Bill room to breath, he really is great. The kids are all great, even though the writing shafts on a particular character. Also, Bowers journey felt very tacked on. Still, there were images in that movie that I am still thinking about.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 20 days ago

I honest to god can't tell the difference between these conjuring/Annabelle/insidious movies anymore. They're all blurring together into one murky, blue toned sea of madness
grelber37 at 05:55 PM Sep 06

The studio execs might have flooded the ghost story market like a bunch of dummies.

timmyd at 07:11 PM Sep 06

unfortunately it's the mentality of Hollywood and horror these days . Anything that garners a huge reaction is copied until it's done to fucking death.

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 08:48 PM Sep 06

Insidious is it's own franchise, Conjuring and Annabelle are the same universe.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 20 days ago

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OldKingClancy at 05:09 PM Sep 05

On one hand I'm glad to see Trevorrow out, I don't hate the guy but as Jurassic World showed he doesn't have the right style for a big budget film. But on the other, coming off Lord and Miller's departure I'm a tad worried about what's going on over there

LelekPL at 05:20 PM Sep 05


Now I'm just waiting for Spielberg to step in!

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