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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

1jh230uyq0noieh02u340u_~!_(U_~~~~!! WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING BACK.
JohnnyPHreak at 03:50 PM Nov 23

I got chills.

WalkAway at 06:57 PM Nov 23


Glinda at 12:28 AM Nov 24

I think I watched this little teaser 15 times today. Really making me extra excited now!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Edge of Tomorrow was absolutely fantastic, easily one of the year's best and it's a shame they marketed it so generically and weren't able to convey not just the tone of the flick (more light-hearted humor than I ever expected) but the originality of its premise. On the surface and after that first waaaaay too serious trailer it looked like another generic alien invasion flick starring Tom Cruise with the trigger of repeating the same day, but much to my surprise it's so much more than that. It's fresh, fun, exhilarating and chock full of some truly interesting characters whom I wanted to spend more time with. Emily Blunt is the heroine we need AND deserve, Bill Paxton shines in the best way possible and Cruise is, well, this is one of his better roles in a career that's littered with great roles. Even the alien design was uniquely twisted with something we haven't really seen before. Simply put: it's one of the better blockbusters in years and one I'll revisit soon. 8.5/10
oscarxp25 at 01:42 PM Nov 23

Agreed, that movie was fantastic and blunt kicked ass in it

JohnnyPHreak at 02:34 PM Nov 23

So glad you loved it! Welcome to the club.

Glinda at 12:39 AM Nov 24

Love your review, such a great movie. I agree I think it's one of Tom's better roles as well. Emily was just fantastic!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I just logged in really quick to say HOLY SHIT, I can't believe how much I'm enjoying Edge of Tomorrow. I was hooked 30 seconds into the movie and that entire first act was completely unlike what I imagined the set-up of Cruise's character to be. Plus the story only got more creative and engaging from there. Aaaaaand back to it.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:12 AM Nov 23

After watching it, I took a moment to kick myself for missing it in 3D in a theater.

Moviefreak2010 at 03:07 AM Nov 23

nice I have to see it

JohnnyPHreak at 09:23 AM Nov 23


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Tonight's viewing is one I missed out on in theaters and the initial blu-ray release, but it's a flick I've heard a lot of positive good vibes about
Glinda at 10:12 PM Nov 22

I loved it. Enjoy!

Zacharia at 10:18 PM Nov 22

Watched this first time last night and loved it.

Moviefreak2010 at 03:14 AM Nov 23

I have to see it

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Tonight's film is one of the most heartfelt, genuinely entertaining and all around better movies of the year
OldKingClancy at 04:48 AM Nov 22

Absolutely agree, one of the best and hit every note perfectly.

ericodarko at 08:45 AM Nov 22

Rewatched it last weekend and it's just so damn great. I absolutely loved everything that they added to the characters and the various dragon mythos. Also, this has an EPIC scale. One sequel that does the "Bigger is better" general aspect of a sequel perfectly I still don't understand why its box office in North America was so much lower than the first.

Glinda at 10:54 PM Nov 22

Can't believe how much I loved these two movies.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 3 days ago

Empire Magazine Limited Edition Subscriber's Cover - The Peter Jackson Edition -

Mood: Chillin'
writer19 at 11:04 PM Nov 21

it's kinda fucking genius how they flipped him into the villain

Cochise at 12:37 AM Nov 22

oh man that's some badass armor wonder if he gets that in the movie!

Mr.Blizzo at 11:26 AM Nov 22


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

klinteastwood at 08:06 PM Nov 21

dope fucking poster

jimmydevito at 08:08 PM Nov 21

so pumped

timmyd at 08:56 PM Nov 21


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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 3 days ago

This song is beautiful enough but the montage too? I'm an emotional fucking mess right now... I'm not ready


Moviefreak2010 at 05:32 PM Nov 21

great song

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:51 PM Nov 21

I was hoping some version of "Roads Go Ever On" would close out the film, and it's only appropriate some of those lyrics made it into the official song.

Glinda at 11:05 PM Nov 22

This is so pretty. A perfect choice.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

There truly are some people out there that are so obsessively swept up in their own thoughts and opinions that they're fucking delusional.
WalkAway at 02:10 PM Nov 21

I can name a few for sure.

Glinda at 02:36 PM Nov 21

I hear ya. It's really annoying to be around those types of people.

Cochise at 04:22 PM Nov 21

Oh yeah. It would be great if someday maybe everyone would just be level headed, respectful and understanding of one another.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Do we really need a Zoolander 2? Let alone one 14 years later? I feel like these recent prolonged comedy sequels just missed the boat on a time frame. The joke isn't really funny anymore.
XSsoCX at 09:33 AM Nov 21

I still have never seen the first one......

Glinda at 02:38 PM Nov 21

Yeah and with the actors so much older it can move into silly territory, and not the good kind of silly.

Cochise at 04:24 PM Nov 21

I love the original, and same with Dumb and Dumber. For me, I like it. It's like a special treat for fans. A dessert. I get excited by the prospect of more time with these characters who I love so much, but I never expect it's going to be better, or even just as good, as the original. I just think that's a bad way of going about it.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

oscarxp25 at 07:42 AM Nov 21

She was on "The Daily Show" the other night. She is just so loveable, sweet and funny.

LelekPL at 07:44 PM Nov 21


JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 4 days ago

Ms. Alice Eve

Mood: Chillin'
WalkAway at 10:15 PM Nov 20

that first one is great

Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:08 PM Nov 20

I demand a slow-motion video of her hair falling during the taking of that first photo. I know you have it, photographer guy, quit being stingy!

Invidtus at 12:42 AM Nov 21

Whoa daddy -

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 4 days ago

In 27 Days the Journey Ends..

Mood: Sad
Zacharia at 10:28 PM Nov 20

Not a fan of that Battle of the Five Armies pic since I don't see my favorite dwarf in it. Makes me wonder where the hell he is.

JohnLocke2342 at 07:30 AM Nov 21

^ If you're talking about Bofur he's just behind Ori - you can see the outline of his hat

Zacharia at 07:54 AM Nov 21

Oooh there he is okay. Didn't see that thank you. Like all of them but would cry if something happened to him.

JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 4 days ago

12 Hours To Live Movie Schedule

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Extended Edition - 228 min.  photo lordgif3.gif
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Extended Edition - 235 min.
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - Extended Edition - 263 min.
4. 12 Hours = 720 minutes. My total 726 minutes. Cut out 6 minutes of the credits. Done.
5. Based on a post by Invidtus.

Based on a list by Dr Jan-itor

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 07:04 PM Nov 20

JohnLocke2342 at 08:44 PM Nov 20

^ Lmao YES - one of my favorite gifs ever

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

There's a chance that both Jurassic World and the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailers will play before The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, meaning I will actually die on December 18th, 2014. What a night to go out though...
Cochise at 02:24 PM Nov 20

awww shit

Otis_Driftwood at 07:53 PM Nov 20

Love it, love it, LOVE IT!

I hope you all are right.

He didn't notice that the lights had changed?!

Mr.Blizzo at 09:13 PM Nov 20

Jurassic World.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Then our last journey to Middle Earth...

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