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The Lord of the Rings
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
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The Empire Strikes Back
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The Shining
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Titanic
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Iron Man 3

reviewed on May 6th, 2013 11:46AM

In my opinion it's the closing chapter of a trilogy that's the hardest part of a series to nail down and is almost always met with the most scrutiny. You're either taking the next step after an enormously successful sequel surpassed the original ...

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Jurassic Park 3D

reviewed on April 4th, 2013 11:20PM

What else can really be said about a cinematic classic like Jurassic Park that hasn't already been said before? This was a groundbreaking movie that changed the culture of film-making and pushed visual effects into the age of CGI we know today. I...

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Twilight

reviewed on April 1st, 2013 12:00PM

Every generation has a series of movies that defines their cultural values and helps shape the world of cinema as a bilingual process that transcends through genre diversity, and Twilight is that movie for us. Gone are the days where exposition...

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Water for Elephants

reviewed on March 27th, 2013 10:07AM

Alright so let me get this right out of the way and tell you that no, I never read the book and no, I never planned on seeing the movie but one day I came across this flick OnDemand and was craving some Christoph Waltz so I put it on. How bad cou...

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Wreck-It Ralph

reviewed on March 10th, 2013 07:49PM

This is one of those popular movies that garnered a really big response from a wide variety of demographics like the children and family crowds to the teens/adults that grew up on a life of 8 bit gaming. It's weird to call a blockbuster a sort of...

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The Master

reviewed on March 4th, 2013 12:45PM

Paul Thomas Anderson is a distinguished filmmaker who doesn't play in the same confines of cinema but pushes the boundaries of what a film can and should be. It's been over 4 years but I was finally able to let him slip back into my mind and poke...

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End of Watch

reviewed on February 22nd, 2013 03:48PM

Every year there are the blockbuster, heavily marketed movies or award-laden independent flicks that dominate the "best of" lists and a bunch of forgettable nonsense that is panned for it's unoriginality... yet there's always that group of movies ...

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The Good Doctor

reviewed on February 2nd, 2013 09:09AM

The basic premise of this movie is really solid and the ideas they throw around are ones that linger in your mind but the problem really lies in the execution. This is essentially a movie about a Doctor who's constantly walked on and disrespected...

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Seven Psychopaths

reviewed on February 1st, 2013 11:46AM

Martin McDonagh is one of the most exciting creators to march into Hollywood in the last decade with his brash, in your face style and hilariously clever writing qualities. He spent most of his earlier career as a playwright who consistently push...

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V/H/S

reviewed on January 8th, 2013 10:28AM

I'm one of the few out there who believes that the "found footage" genre has a lot of potential for good horror but is unfortunately restricted by it's sole purpose as a cash grab lately. I understand why the studios are doing it after the succe...

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Saving Private Ryan

reviewed on December 26th, 2012 03:39PM

"No film before has ever captured the destructive nature of war to this magnitude, and few have exemplified the rousing spirit of man to a degree that encapsulates the essence of the human condition through both the complexities of the soul and th...

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

reviewed on December 15th, 2012 12:02AM

"How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend." As the days came closer and closer to the release of The Hobbit...

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Men in Black 3

reviewed on December 2nd, 2012 10:17AM

Every year there's that one movie that was never on your radar because you either wrote it off as a dumb idea, something that wouldn't interest you or a lazy sequel that you had no interest in seeing; but then you finally see it and it blows away ...

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Skyfall

reviewed on November 8th, 2012 08:45PM

This was THE mother fucking throwback James Bond movie I've been waiting for since Casino Royale was first announced. Casino might still be my #1 Bond movie ever but Skyfall just pushed it's way into the running as #1B. Bardem was deliciousl...

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Jaws

reviewed on August 17th, 2012 08:51AM

A cinema masterpiece that impacted the film industry as much as it did an entire culture. It gave birth to a Legendary filmmaker's run as arguably the best director of all-time, it redefined what a summer movie was and it had astronomical influen...

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Despicable Me

reviewed on August 16th, 2012 09:17PM

When it comes to animated movies the best ones succeed with a creative spin on things we're familiar with and the right amount of heart to keep us invested. Despicable Me was exactly that. This was an adorable, creative and funny animated movie t...

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The Bourne Legacy

reviewed on August 14th, 2012 06:57PM

The Bourne Legacy was... serviceable at times and that's about it. To be honest the entire thing felt like a short story that they turned into a feature length film. Like I could totally see this idea working as a comic series or a web-serie...

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Conan the Barbarian

reviewed on August 3rd, 2012 11:09AM

This movie was... a mess. An enjoyable mess but a mess nonetheless. It delivered in certain areas like it's absolute carnage and it's B-movie fantasy feel but it also fell short in too many basic and crucial aspects. There were moments that wer...

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The Dark Knight Rises

reviewed on July 22nd, 2012 11:30PM

It’s been 4 years since The Dark Knight smashed it's way into theaters and shook the comic-book movie world forever. Four long, arduous and theorizing years that kept fans guessing and casual onlookers wondering what exactly we were going to get ...

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Shark Night 3D

reviewed on July 12th, 2012 09:50PM

You know those movies that have the worst fucking characters ever written, the cheesiest acting and plot-twists and a script written on toilet paper but you forgive it all because you got to see sharks eating people? This wasn't one of those mo...

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The Amazing Spider-Man

reviewed on July 8th, 2012 04:54PM

I wanna start off this review with a couple of things about my personal biases and how they relate to the previous Spider-Man trilogy. To be honest guys, I admittedly wasn't a very big fan of the Raimi trilogy, even during it's heightened popular...

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There Will be Blood

reviewed on June 30th, 2012 10:15PM

This movie is so fucking brilliant that I felt like my review would never do it justice, so here's a couple of things that stood out to me instead: #1. My status the other day was about the chilling score of the movie and how the events of Pl...

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Chronicle

reviewed on June 20th, 2012 01:12PM

The marketing for this movie made it seem like it was capitalizing on everything that's been popular these days since all I got from the TV spots was a vibe of "Quick, let's mix up a bunch of subgenres that seem to be making money like found foota...

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Prometheus

reviewed on June 9th, 2012 11:57AM

NO Spoilers Before I decided to head to the theater and let Prometheus bathe over my body I went on Rotten Tomatoes and checked in with some of the "one sentence" sum-ups of the reviews collected through the internet. They were completely mi...

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The Avengers

reviewed on May 4th, 2012 12:40AM

There are NO SPOILERS big or small as I don't talk about a single plot point...this is brief so here are my general thoughts. This movie succeeded in every way a movie can possibly succeed... and then some. The heavy hitting moments brought th...

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The Thing

reviewed on April 15th, 2012 09:40AM

I didn't find The Thing to be a bad movie on it's own; it was one that basically fluctuated between a fine line of acceptable and existing and was held back by it's inability to take more chances with the script. This was a shame to me because it...

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Bridesmaids

reviewed on April 9th, 2012 09:09AM

The word "overrated" is in itself "overrated" so I guess I'll say that I had higher expectations and it didn't deliver the same for me as it did for others. I enjoyed it and I appreciated the added drama of an Apatow style comedy but that's reall...

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21 Jump Street

reviewed on April 7th, 2012 07:26PM

This movie made me laugh so hard that it turned it into an uncomfortable crying version of laughing where you can't really breathe because of the stomach pains or see because of the tears.. which then caused me to swallow my gum and attempt a dry-...

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The Hunger Games

reviewed on March 23rd, 2012 06:43PM

First and foremost I haven't read the books so my experience on the source material is nonexistent, but I can say that as a standalone film this was a solid achievement. The entire premise is intriguing enough in the sense that we've already se...

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Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

reviewed on March 22nd, 2012 08:52PM

This is the quintessential adventure movie that's destined to become a classic of the genre. I'll never forget the first time I saw this movie. It was during an advanced screening on a Disney cruise ship 2 weeks before it was released worldwide....

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Event Horizon

reviewed on March 16th, 2012 10:00AM

I bought this back in October to watch for Halloween and never got around to it, so once Horrofan23 brought it up I gave it a watch for the first time in over 6 or 7 years. First things first: This is a thriller designed to hit you with some cr...

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Paul

reviewed on March 10th, 2012 09:40PM

For me this was an average flick that was able to do the job and bring some light laughs. It wasn't a letdown to me but it wasn't anything special either. The jokes were mostly hit or miss and my favorite parts of the movie were any scene betwee...

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The Grey

reviewed on January 31st, 2012 03:46PM

The first thing I can say about The Grey is that it isn't a light viewing. It requires you to buckle down and prepare for some gut wrenching scenes that are hard to watch, though it does offer plenty of excellent action sequences. I'm speaking m...

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Crazy Stupid Love

reviewed on January 17th, 2012 01:12AM

This was a pretty honest and beautiful look at a relationship in a slightly comedic and oftentimes "Hollywood" style. It's a story of loved ones that lose their way and start wondering where it all went wrong. It tends to go overboard in it's dir...

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The Tree of Life

reviewed on January 9th, 2012 09:27AM

The Tree of Life is it's own movie.. it's different. It doesn't have a straight forward narrative and I can admit to being a bit perplexed in the first 15 minutes. The movie shies away from your typical story structure and I can see why some peo...

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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

reviewed on January 2nd, 2012 07:45PM

This is vintage Fincher all the way through, from the opening credits to the final shot of the movie. He's at the top of his game with the camera work here, though I do wish he took some more chances with the visuals. He did this with the film's...

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

reviewed on December 26th, 2011 08:43PM

I'd say that I'm a fan of the Mission: Impossible franchise to the point where I've seen them, enjoyed them (not so much the second) and rarely, if ever, revisited them. I think that changed the moment I witnessed Tom Cruise step out onto the led...

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Attack the Block

reviewed on December 15th, 2011 09:43AM

I had no idea what to think about Attack the Block before I finally popped it in and gave the full movie a watch. It looked like a fun mish-mash of different genres that I love with an influence from the producers of Shaun and Hot Fuzz. It takes...

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I Saw the Devil

reviewed on December 1st, 2011 02:24PM

This was an absolutely brutal revenge thriller that was more satisfying than anything I've seen from the genre. Our villain is evil beyond adjectives and our hero grows darker in each scene, winding down to a pretty damn memorable and satisfying ...

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The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings

reviewed on November 18th, 2011 02:09PM

Oh man, where do I even start? I find it extremely difficult to review classic movies and almost impossible to review your favorite movie of all-time. With the movie discussion chat focusing on my favorite film this week I decided to just finally...

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Trick 'R Treat

reviewed on October 31st, 2011 09:11PM

This movie captures the essence of what Halloween really is with it's balanced act of dark humor and creepy scares. It's full of suspense and horror at times but never goes too far.... It's funny at times but always winds up with a dark twist. T...

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The People vs George Lucas

reviewed on October 16th, 2011 10:49AM

I thought this was a fascinating documentary that really took an unbiased view on George Lucas from both angles of the fans. I think I liked this more because I'm a Star Wars fan that grew up with a Lucas-centric childhood, but I can also see peo...

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The Lion King

reviewed on September 22nd, 2011 11:14AM

This is the best Disney movie of all-time, constantly argued between "Beauty and the Beast" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves". Deeper and more symbolic than it appears on the surface, it's one long and epic, emotional journey with some of th...

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Warrior

reviewed on September 10th, 2011 05:35PM

If you've seen one trailer or TV spot for this movie, you know the plot, so I'll spare all of that talk. I'll basically speak about the actors, their performances, and the arch of the story. Tom Hardy is my favorite actor on the planet right n...

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The Karate Kid

reviewed on September 4th, 2011 11:42PM

I heard mixed things about this remake, and since I'm not a huge fan of the original I thought I'd check this one out with a fresh and unbiased perspective. Well I feel like this movie tried to beat you over the head relentlessly and spell out e...

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King Kong

reviewed on September 4th, 2011 11:32AM

I really, really love this movie. I've seen it get some hate (especially over Jack Black's performance) but I think everything just.. works. It reminds me of a 1930's "classic adventure" movie, and the extended cut on Skull Island brings even mo...

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Limitless

reviewed on August 28th, 2011 09:22PM

I'll be completely honest, the trailers and TV spots for this movie did little for me. I mean, it was released in that weird kind of dump month of March, I wasn't sold on Bradley Cooper as a guy who could carry a movie by himself yet and I though...

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Jurassic Park

reviewed on August 21st, 2011 12:25PM

Deep down inside, you know it's a fucking 10.

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Captain America: The First Avenger

reviewed on July 22nd, 2011 02:40PM

Captain America had a ton of great things and some minor flaws, but it was a thoroughly entertaining and exciting movie. The casting was spot-on, Evans nailed the role of Steve Rogers and I believed everything about his character transition. H...

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

reviewed on July 15th, 2011 02:53PM

To be completely honest, I'm not a die-hard fan of the Harry Potter movies as I am to the novels and universe. I cherish the books and hold them dear to my heart, but the movies were always hit or miss to me, and while I enjoyed all of them, they...

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

reviewed on July 1st, 2011 10:23PM

This review.. is spoiler-free... completely. I'll be honest.. I'm not a big Transformers movie fan, and I no absolutely nothing about the characters and lore. I'd put the first at about a 7/10 or so, and the second at about a 3/10. Is this...

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Super 8

reviewed on June 21st, 2011 08:33PM

I'd rather not go in-depth about the movie without spoiling it (I think everyone should go into it knowing as little as possible) so I'm only going to comment on the things that I thought were great about the movie. Acting: The adults were all...

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She's Out of My League

reviewed on June 20th, 2011 07:41PM

Perfectly acceptable comedy... Liked it a lot more then I thought I would.. Fun comedy.

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Wrong Turn

reviewed on June 14th, 2011 10:13PM

There's some dumb fun, but it's shot like a TV movie with pretty bad makeup and hit "so bad it's good" levels at times. I saw what they were going for with the throwback to 70's slashers but I just couldnt get into it. Emmanuelle chriqui's charact...

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Devil

reviewed on June 12th, 2011 08:16AM

It wasn't too bad.. but it wasn't good either. I forgot about it the moment it ended and the finale was a big letdown for me.. the entire movie built up to something that felt so anti-climatic... pretty predictable along the way.. acting was alri...

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X-Men: First Class

reviewed on June 3rd, 2011 01:34PM

This is a completely spoiler-free review of X-Men: First Class, so you don’t have to worry about any information at all about plot-points or certain scenes. I find myself to be a pretty big X-Men fan, so naturally, I was a bit skeptical about thi...

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X2: X-Men United

reviewed on May 27th, 2011 07:00PM

Nailed Nightcrawler and Logan's origin, plus the ending was a perfect fucking set-up.. the opening and closing scenes of this movie are fantastic... as is the addition of Pyro and the ensemble of the divided mutants.. holds up rather well today, b...

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The Hangover, Part II

reviewed on May 27th, 2011 06:42PM

It's very simple... if you liked the first one, laughed at it, enjoyed the characters and the situation.. then you'll have less fun with this one. It's the exact same movie, plot points, conflicts, twists and all... but in Bangkok.

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The Green Hornet

reviewed on May 14th, 2011 08:59PM

A light, fun super hero movie that doesn't take itself seriously... I enjoyed myself and had fun with it.. Rogen was his usual, funny self..Franco's cameo was great.. Action was fun and the jokes and chemistry were great... Kept me entertained.. K...

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The Kids Are All Right

reviewed on May 13th, 2011 08:53AM

Bening gives a very powerful performance, as does Ruffalo... Moore does her best to send out good vibes... the characters all felt real and sincere... a very convincing chemistry between Moore/Bening made everything work that much better... I love...

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Thor

reviewed on May 10th, 2011 08:23PM

A light, humorous, fun and exciting superhero movie.. Hemsworth completely owns as Thor.. Portman was OK, her chemistry with Hemsworth felt real and believeable.. Dennings' one-liners were cringe-worthy... Idris Elba owned all of his scenes, as di...

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The Final Destination

reviewed on May 9th, 2011 11:51PM

The trailer for the fifth reminded me that I never saw the 4th.. I kinda wish it stayed that way. This was shockingly bad... Awful effects and truely horrific acting.. SyFy channel original quality on display here.

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The Other Guys

reviewed on May 9th, 2011 06:38PM

First time watch.. caught the unrated cut instead of the theatrical.. had 0 expectations and hadn't enjoyed a Will Ferrell movie in a long time.. I laughed uncontrollably throughout. The Rock/Jackson's rooftop scene, WOW. The banter between the...

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The Way Back

reviewed on May 8th, 2011 07:18PM

Good film, but nothing special...Excellent cast: Mark Strong, Ed Harris, Colin Farrell, Saoirse Ronan and Jim Sturgess, all with surprisingly fantastic acting performances.. Harris/Farrell were particularly good... a very interesting true story of...

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Fast Five

reviewed on April 29th, 2011 08:16PM

Amazing action scenes... happy to see Vince back...hilariously bad acting from The Rock and Jordana Brewster.. perfect amount of cheese.. tight and exciting script... much better direction for the franchise.. enjoyed the ensemble feel to it all......

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Tron: Legacy

reviewed on April 23rd, 2011 09:35PM

Sam's father is stolen from him, my heart is stolen by Olivia Wilde.. Daft Punk provides the vibes. A lot of cheesetastic lines but a visual delight mixed with an incredible soundtrack...

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Repo Men

reviewed on April 10th, 2011 10:06AM

I completely forgot about this movie after I missed it in the theaters...... sexy/sci-fi fun/insane violence. Massive plotholes=Guilty pleasure 101.

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Green Zone

reviewed on April 10th, 2011 10:03AM

Not one person smiles in this entire movie.. and we find out the TRUTH, Or do we ?! Explosions!

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Sphere

reviewed on April 3rd, 2011 07:35PM

Samuel L Jackson doesn't yell once.. a CGI ball of golden reflective nonsense... SO MANY jellyfish! Liev Schreiber stealing every scene.. Sunshine story arc (first and second acts are brilliant.. third is letdown).. Sci Fi fun!

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Major League

reviewed on March 22nd, 2011 10:06PM

Wesley Snipes pre-steroids... Charlie Sheen pre-winning.. Tom Berenger pre-being-a-fat-asshole-in-Inception..hilarious moments... attempt at a romance we don't care about... clearly fiction since the Indians beat the Yankees.

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Frontier(s)

reviewed on March 22nd, 2011 10:04PM

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hostel and Schindler's List have a threesome...Insane amounts of gore...creative and disturbing deaths.. fun for the whole family.

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Money Talks

reviewed on March 20th, 2011 09:46AM

Chris Tucker screams for 2 hours.. Charlie Sheen underacts through a coma.. Paul Sorvino shows up for no reason.. Heather Locklear was SO FUCKING HOT.. something about diamonds... hilarity ensues.

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Rogue

reviewed on March 19th, 2011 08:41AM

Sam Worthington shows up 20 minutes into the movie.. Sam Worthington plays a douche.. Sam Worthington redeems himself.. Sam Worthington gets eaten by a 30 foot crocodile.

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Unstoppable

reviewed on March 12th, 2011 09:39PM

Denzel plays Denzel as he tries to stop a runaway train carrying highly flammable chemicals... Captain Kirk is also along for the ride and looking fine.. Old/young buddy movie cliches... Stereotypical situations... Cheesy lines.. Some exciting sce...

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127 Hours

reviewed on March 12th, 2011 10:15AM

I saw James Franco cut off his arm... it was pretty intense... definitely won't go hiking alone... or use a dull blade to do it.. makes it that much harder.

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Jackass 3D

reviewed on March 8th, 2011 09:47PM

Hilarity.. Shit... Literal shit.. Crotch shots.. Flying toilets.. Exploding toilets.. disgusting nonsense.. Hilarious nonsense... Seann William Scott (WTF)... Midgets.. Little people .. Dwarves? Scorpions.. Battering ram (literally).. High fives

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Monsters

reviewed on March 1st, 2011 05:16PM

This is a very brief review because I think that going into this movie with a fresh perspective and clean slate will have the best outcome. This movie follows the double-meaning and morality questions from District 9 but does it in an epic-roma...

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Malcolm X

reviewed on February 11th, 2011 11:11AM

This was a first time watch for me, as the 204 minute (wow) run time was always too intimidating to sit down and watch it. Luckily my multicultural communication in cinema class gave me the opportunity (and time) to see it. Malcolm X was a ver...

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Legion

reviewed on February 4th, 2011 10:58AM

Oh man... this movie was really all over the place and was a massive waste of budget, potential, and Paul Bettany as an ass kicking Michael. I'm not going to be writing some kind of massive, in depth review about a movie this mediocre so I'll t...

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Pandorum

reviewed on January 30th, 2011 04:38PM

If you took Sunshine, Event Horizon and The Descent, stripped away most of the good qualities and left the slightly annoying ones then you essentially get Pandorum. The plot revolves around 2 crew members waking up from hypersleep on a gigantic v...

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Piranha 3D

reviewed on January 12th, 2011 10:23PM

This movie was a clusterfuck of absolute mayhem, insanity, titties, B-movie greatness, cheese, cliches, titties, some terrible acting, some more titties, chameos galore, actors having a blast with their roles and FUCKING TITTIES. There was enou...

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The Social Network

reviewed on January 12th, 2011 09:49AM

This is another movie that's been reviewed on here by 1 out of every 2 Schmoes and by now we've read and dissected everything you'll need to know about it. So I'm just going to throw out some minor details about the movie that might not have been...

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Sin Nombre

reviewed on January 10th, 2011 09:18AM

If you've seen City of God then you most likely know what to expect here in terms of storytelling and the initial set up. We have 2 stories interwoven in this movie that chronicle the paths of two Honduran teenagers. Willy (aka El Casper) is t...

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Centurion

reviewed on January 6th, 2011 10:20AM

The best way I could describe Centurion is that it felt "unfinished". A lot of scenes felt rushed together at times and the lack of character development really hurt in the grand scheme of things. The movie centers around a small group of Ro...

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Snow Angels

reviewed on January 5th, 2011 08:41PM

This is a very haunting, dark and real drama centered around a woman, her daughter and her obsessive ex-husband. The setting and tone for the movie is perfect because it leaves you feeling cold and emotionless throughout it. From start to finish...

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Star Trek

reviewed on January 5th, 2011 07:19PM

Wow. That's basically the only thing my brother and I could say when we left the theater after this one. I was amazed at how fast paced and fresh this movie looked and felt. I know that there are two different types of people that will be s...

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Knight & Day

reviewed on January 5th, 2011 06:47PM

This was a light and fun date movie that didn't bring anything new to the table but also didn't do anything horrible. Maybe it's used the same formula that's been done 20 or so times before it, but it does it in an exciting, fast paced way. Th...

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Batman: Under the Red Hood

reviewed on January 4th, 2011 12:28PM

This movie really came through in my eyes as not just a good animated movie but a good watch all together. This really delivered on all aspects of a good movie. The voice acting was great, it was clever and smartly written, it had a wonderful ...

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Black Swan

reviewed on December 31st, 2010 12:20PM

I've already seen this movie reviewed one hundred times on MFC and between critics and word of mouth there's not much more I can possibly add. For that matter I'll just throw in some little things I thought really put this movie into the upper e...

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Bronson

reviewed on December 30th, 2010 09:41AM

I've been meaning to catch this for a while and after it popped up on NetFlix instant I knew I'd be checking it out. The movie takes a very different and interesting approach to the biopic and that both helps and hurts the film. Charles Bronson ...

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Alien 3

reviewed on December 29th, 2010 09:11PM

Oh, Alien 3... you are another movie that seems like 5 different Alien movies that are pulling at each other from the start. There are so many different ideas and directions this movie tries to take that it tires you down after a while and feels ...

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Baraka

reviewed on December 29th, 2010 08:56PM

Fascinating. Honestly.. this movie was just a fascinating watch and a wonderful thing to see. It doesn't have much of a plot, it's more of a collection of scenes and imagery from across the globe. From busy streets in Tokyo to secluded tribes...

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Sunshine

reviewed on December 29th, 2010 08:47PM

To me, Sunshine is 2 different movies combined into one and thrown out there as a whole. In one movie, you have a brilliant, realistic and fascinating science-fiction film. One that's been missing from mainstream Hollywood for the past 10 years ...

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In Bruges

reviewed on December 29th, 2010 08:37PM

Not enough can be said about In Bruges in my opinion. It's one of my favorite movies of all-time because of it's ability to blend so many genres into one, and to succeed so wildly perfect at it. It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen and...

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Gomorrah

reviewed on December 29th, 2010 08:29PM

This is a very subdued, gritty and realistic look at the modern-day crime in Italy. We get to see different perspectives from a bunch of different characters that intertwine within one another and play out beautifully in the end. It's a dark a...

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Predators

reviewed on December 29th, 2010 08:25PM

After re-watching this movie, reading some reviews and getting some feedback from other people my view on the sequel still hasn't changed. I really, really dug it. It might not be the best movie out there and it might be riddled with a couple of...

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True Grit

reviewed on December 28th, 2010 08:31PM

Now that's how you film a remake. To be fair, this is more of an adaptation of the novel then it is a remake of the John Wayne classic; but nonetheless, this is how you do it. The Coen Brothers succeed again in another fantastic tale filled wi...

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Aliens

reviewed on December 27th, 2010 09:03PM

This is how you make a sequel that pays homage to the original without copying it step for step in every conceivable way. Aliens stands alongside The Empire Strikes Back, The Return of the King, T2 and The Godfather II as one of the best sequels ...

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Alien

reviewed on December 27th, 2010 02:45PM

Oh Alien... you're the perfect sci-fi horror movie. I'd put this right up there with The Thing and The Shining as my favorite horror movies of all-time, even though the fright has worn off after you've seen it 10+ times. It's still an almost p...

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State of Play

reviewed on December 25th, 2010 10:49AM

Well... that was.. interesting. In all honesty the first 47 minutes or so of the movie really had me interested and involved, but then the twists and turns and cover-ups of a monopolization came and bored me. The acting was solid all-around, w...

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Pirate Radio

reviewed on December 23rd, 2010 11:02AM

First of all, I'd see this just for the incredible soundtrack alone! The cast is fantastic and the British humor is perfect for anybody that loves that genre of film (or even if you don't!). Honestly, the ensemble cast is the best part about t...

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Inglourious Basterds

reviewed on September 23rd, 2010 08:32PM

"You know.. this just might be my masterpiece" Aldo Raine was referring to the Nazi symbol he \carved into the forehead of his German nemesis at the end of the film, but some would argue that this is a foreshadowed description of Tarantino's l...
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