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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
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Aliens
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#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
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The best way I can describe this US Election in movie terms: You're forced to only watch one shark movie for the next 4 years. Everyone wants to watch Jaws but it hasn't been that way in a long time. Deep Blue Sea was our next best bet but even that one couldn't make it to the final two. So you have Sharknado and Shark Night 3D. Sharknado is a disaster and barely qualifies as a movie anyway. Nobody knows where it came from and its support is baffling. It would be entertaining for the first couple of weeks until you realize it's the only movie you can watch every. single. day and it would lead to a nuclear apocalypse. Shark Night 3D lied to you nonstop in the trailers and tv spots and posters. You were expecting this violent, nasty shark flick but what you got was a tame and pretty boring movie that wouldn't shake the status quo at all. They both suck but one would drive you insane and the other, while pretty bad is ultimately harmless and inoffensive.
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KING Of All Schmoes
writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 14 days ago

YO BRO tell me what cha think of my Green Lantern cast
http://www.moviefancentral.com/writer19/top10s/34230

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:22 AM Jul 13

ON IT.

cerealkiller182 posted a USER COMMENT 20 days ago

Yes, Invitation is on VOD. Definitely Amazon, probably iTunes, I imagine others

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:21 AM Jul 13

Thanks bro!

Scotch posted a USER COMMENT about 1 month ago

Dude I'm a big fan of the Rose trade. People are acting like it's Amar'e all over again but Rose is only 27. Like you said, we either have our PG for the next 5-6 years or we let him walk after this season. Lopez was overpaid as it is. The big three of Rose/Melo/Porzingis could end up being something pretty special. And in the weak Eastern conference they always have a shot!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:22 AM Jul 13

Totally agree and I love the next 3 moves - especially Lee's deal!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT about 1 month ago

John Jamerson posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

I think this is something you might dig, bro: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VddfDsrVdcs

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:27 AM Apr 14

That's fucking bad ass dude - perfect workout music!

Scotch posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Hey I assume this is the book you're talking about. I'll definitely have to check it out. Thanks for the heads up!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:01 PM Mar 22

Yessir that's it! The art in there is absolutely brilliant

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

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JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:00 PM Mar 22

Hahaha unbelievable

timmyd posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy belated Birthday , brother ! Hope you had a fan-fucking-tastic day !

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:36 AM Jan 31

Thank you brotha!

Slick Nick posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy (belated) Birthday! Hope you had an awesome day celebrating.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:36 AM Jan 31

Thanks homie!!

HTX0811 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy Birthday! Hope you had fun!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:54 PM Jan 30

Thank you!

movieman32 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

I can't believe I almost missed wishing you a happy birthday. Happy birthday!! :)

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:54 PM Jan 30

Thanks brotha!

jimmydevito posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy birthday bud!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:54 PM Jan 30

Thank youuu

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHA

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:54 PM Jan 30

THANK YOU BRO

Anakin posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy Birthday buddy. Hope you have a great day. All the best.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:54 PM Jan 30

Thanks so much homie!

Cronos posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy birthday dude.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:54 PM Jan 30

Thanks brotha

Glinda posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Oops

Happy Birthday again! :)

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:54 PM Jan 30

Hahaha thank you

Glinda posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

I hope your Birthday is flat out Awesome in every way imaginable!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:55 PM Jan 30

Thank you love!! This kicks ass

Frosty_86 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy birthday bud. Hope it's awesome!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:55 PM Jan 30

Thanks brotha

OldKingClancy posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy birthday man

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:55 PM Jan 30

Thank you sir

sLaShEr84 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy Birthday JohnLocke2342 wish you the best.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:55 PM Jan 30

Thanks slasher

Dr Jan-itor posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy Birthday JL. Have a Great one!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:55 PM Jan 30

Thank you dude!

Scotch posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy Birthday JL! Very wise of you to schedule it on a Friday. Make it a great one! Cheers.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:55 PM Jan 30

Hahaha fuck yeah brotha - thank you

Nick KEWL posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Happy Birthday mate, may the hobbit force be with you!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:56 PM Jan 30

thanks homie!!

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:04 AM Jan 28

Goddamn she's sexy

Slick Nick posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Thank you for the Birthday message.

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

yo bro i finally watched Attack the Block and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT and i loved it

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:06 AM Dec 13

hahaha YES DUDE! I KNEW YOU WOULD! Glad you dug it bro.

Also it should get you that much more stoked for Boyega in Star Wars

MLRoberts posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

How've you been lately? Thanks for the welcome back!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:07 PM Dec 03

Of course chica I miss you around here! I've been great how have you been? I started a new job recently that's way less stressful and has been a lot better for me personally. Make sure you keep popping up around MFC haha

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

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JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 05:39 PM Dec 01

hahaha DUDE THIS IS UNREAL!

Dr Jan-itor posted a USER COMMENT 10 months ago

saw the awesome Jaws - NYCC '15 Artwork you posted.
added the jaws image you posted.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:59 PM Oct 12

dude this is INCREDIBLE!!!

Glinda posted a USER COMMENT 10 months ago

Hi buddy, I don't know if you care to post over at Hotties or not anymore, but I wanted to make sure you see this one.

http://www.joblo.com/hollywood-celebrities/gossip/fo-face-off-julianne-moore-vs-jessica-chastain

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:59 PM Sep 28

thanks for the heads up chicaaaaa

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 11 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:39 AM Sep 23

holy fucking shit this is PHENOMENAL.. how did I miss that you sent this??

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 12 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:43 PM Aug 14

wowwwwzers.. this is one of my favorite pics of her EVER. Amazing. thank you

JohnLocke2342 posted a USER COMMENT 12 months ago

AngryJohnnyN1930 posted a USER COMMENT about 1 year ago

Jurassic World is sitting at 75% on RottenTomatoes with a sum-up I actually really like. AND, I just posted my own review. It's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay, man!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:32 PM Jun 10

Dude this is THE BEST thing I've read all day!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT about 1 year ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 08:25 PM May 31

PHENOMENAL

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT about 1 year ago

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JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:37 AM May 25

omg amazing

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Jon Snow wants y'all to know how fabulous he is *hair flip*

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:47 PM Apr 10

hahaha this is amazing

draven_ftw posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Better late then never, thank you for the birthday wishes and thanks for making MFC AWESOME!!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:47 PM Apr 10

dude no problem!

And thanks bro, you make it just as awesome

jimmyo posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

I'm a little late but I'm so stoked you dug Furious 7 as much as I did! Fucking love that flick!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:47 PM Apr 10

Yesss - it was a blast! I was a mess of tears at the end though..

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:04 PM Mar 17

GOOD MOTHER OF FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:03 AM Mar 07

hahaha this is brilliant and you know he'd be a red shirt too

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:03 AM Mar 07

oh hai gorgeous..

aturn4theworst posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Man, many months ago I had asked what version of LOTR I should buy and you said the Extended edition and I bought it and finally got around to watching the trilogy and all the features and it was so worth it. Thanks JohnLocke! You're the man. I really appreciate it.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:10 AM Mar 07

Hey bro I just saw this (sorry about the delay) and it's not a problem at all! I'm really glad you were able to enjoy those features and the extended editions of the trilogy. They're really the definitive cut and an absolute must-own for any movie fan!

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Double date!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:58 AM Feb 15

yesss let's go! I'll bring the wine

andyfilm_1 posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Happy Birthday for yesterday dude! Hope you had a good one! :)

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:17 PM Jan 30

thank you!

Bitto529 posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Happy Birthday, Dr. Lockenstein!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:17 PM Jan 30

thanks dude!

Pat Hatfreet posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Just found out it was your birthday on the 29th! Happy Birthday, man!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:41 AM Jan 30

Thank you so much man!

Slick Nick posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Happy Birthday..always stay awesome!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:41 AM Jan 30

Amazing, thank you dude!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHA

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:42 AM Jan 30

Thanks so much bro

draven_ftw posted a USER COMMENT over 1 year ago

Well, luckily the day is not over yet and I hope you had a great day!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:41 AM Jan 30

Thank you brotha!

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