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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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KING Of All Schmoes
writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 3 days ago

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writer19 posted a USER COMMENT about 1 month ago

Jon Snow wants y'all to know how fabulous he is *hair flip*

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:47 PM Apr 10

hahaha this is amazing

draven_ftw posted a USER COMMENT about 1 month ago

Better late then never, thank you for the birthday wishes and thanks for making MFC AWESOME!!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:47 PM Apr 10

dude no problem!

And thanks bro, you make it just as awesome

jimmyo posted a USER COMMENT about 1 month ago

I'm a little late but I'm so stoked you dug Furious 7 as much as I did! Fucking love that flick!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:47 PM Apr 10

Yesss - it was a blast! I was a mess of tears at the end though..

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 2 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:04 PM Mar 17

GOOD MOTHER OF FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:03 AM Mar 07

hahaha this is brilliant and you know he'd be a red shirt too

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:03 AM Mar 07

oh hai gorgeous..

aturn4theworst posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Man, many months ago I had asked what version of LOTR I should buy and you said the Extended edition and I bought it and finally got around to watching the trilogy and all the features and it was so worth it. Thanks JohnLocke! You're the man. I really appreciate it.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:10 AM Mar 07

Hey bro I just saw this (sorry about the delay) and it's not a problem at all! I'm really glad you were able to enjoy those features and the extended editions of the trilogy. They're really the definitive cut and an absolute must-own for any movie fan!

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Double date!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:58 AM Feb 15

yesss let's go! I'll bring the wine

andyfilm_1 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday for yesterday dude! Hope you had a good one! :)

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 05:17 PM Jan 30

thank you!

Bitto529 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday, Dr. Lockenstein!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 05:17 PM Jan 30

thanks dude!

Pat Hatfreet posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Just found out it was your birthday on the 29th! Happy Birthday, man!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:41 AM Jan 30

Thank you so much man!

Slick Nick posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday..always stay awesome!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:41 AM Jan 30

Amazing, thank you dude!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHA

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:42 AM Jan 30

Thanks so much bro

draven_ftw posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Well, luckily the day is not over yet and I hope you had a great day!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:41 AM Jan 30

Thank you brotha!

HTX0811 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday! Hope you have fun today.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:35 PM Jan 29

thank you man!!

timmyd posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Happy , Buddy . Hope it's a blast .

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:35 PM Jan 29

thanks bro!!

Otis_Driftwood posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday my boy! Hope it's a good one!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:35 PM Jan 29

thank you!

MonsterZeroNJ posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday fellow Jersey boy!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:35 PM Jan 29

thanks bro!!

Cochise posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago


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happy b-day dude! Hope it's a good one, enjoy it!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:35 PM Jan 29

hahaha brilliant, thank you brotha

queen bee posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy day of birth. Image and video hosting by TinyPic

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:35 PM Jan 29

thanks chica!

Zacharia posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday Dude. Enjoy it.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:35 PM Jan 29

thank you!

XSsoCX posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy day of birth, man. I hope its a great one.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:35 PM Jan 29

thank you dude!!

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 05:29 PM Jan 30

You're welcome.

aturn4theworst posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday JohnLocke! Thanks for being an awesome person with impeccable movie taste. Your contributions to MFC are always appreciated. Happy Birthday and I hope you get everything you want. All the best in 2015!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:36 PM Jan 29

Thank you so much for the kind words bro I really appreciate it, and right back at you my man!

Fab-007 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy birthday. I hope your day is memorable!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:36 PM Jan 29

thank you so much dude!

MrsData posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday! I hope you're having a great day because you deserve it. I'm blessed to call you my friend and that you don't find me annoying lol

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:36 PM Jan 29

lmao NEVER! You're my friend for sure, without a doubt.. thanks MrsD :)

Dr Jan-itor posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday JL Have a great one!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:36 PM Jan 29

thank you bro!!

Scotch posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday man! Have a great one. Cheers!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:36 PM Jan 29

thank you bro!!!

Dodong27 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

The man, the myth, the legend himself... Happy Birthday dude! We're both Aquarius!!! No wonder we're both handsome dwarves! LOL!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:37 PM Jan 29

hahaha YES WE ARE! Thanks man!

Righteous_faustus posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

I brought a gift for you dude! ;) hope you enjoy! Image and video hosting by TinyPic happy birthday bro! have a great one!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:37 PM Jan 29

lmaooo perfect, thank you brotha!!

Nick KEWL posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy birthday ole sport! I hope you make a drunken adventure to Middle Earth today and punch Peter Jackson in the balls:) Enjoy your day mate and stay out of the polar vortex.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:37 PM Jan 29

hahaha thank you dude, it's perfect!

cobb posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

happy bday

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:37 PM Jan 29

thanks brotha!

OldKingClancy posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy birthday dude, always been a pleasure to have you as a friend here. Have a good one and easy on the pipe weed.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:38 PM Jan 29

thank you so much man I appreciate it, and right back at you

girlcreeture posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:38 PM Jan 29

thank you so much chica!

Joe Scorpio posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday, JL. You are one of the reasons MFC rocks the internet. You help make this place such a fun place to hang out. Thank you!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:38 PM Jan 29

thanks so much bro I really appreciate it - and so do you!

Anakin posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

Happy Birthday mate. Hope you have a great day !

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:38 PM Jan 29

thank you bro!!

razgriz21 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

It's early but Happy Birthday.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:38 PM Jan 29

thank you bro!!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

yo bro did you catch this?

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:48 AM Jan 06

Hooooly shit dude I did not see that during the movie at all but I fucking love the attention to detail. Sick.

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:22 PM Dec 27

hahaha this is amazing, for real

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:07 AM Dec 11

Hahaha unbelievable. Dying

Cochise posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:07 AM Dec 11

BRO IT IS INSANE!! Look at it my god

AngryJohnnyN1930 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Hey, foo. Didja see my status?

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:51 PM Dec 05

holy shitttt bro!! I just saw it - wow, YOU GOTTA PM ME AND TELL ME HOW IT IS!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:40 AM Dec 04

Lolll that's actually hilarious

Glinda posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

I was out of town and missed your fantastic news of your engagement! Congratulations to you and your gorgeous fiancé! You picked out a beautiful engagement ring. So pretty.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:45 PM Nov 20

Aw thank you so much Glinda!! I really appreciate the love :)

Joe Scorpio posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

Just freaking awesome dude. Congrats, wish you both nothing but the best!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:37 PM Nov 19

aw duuuuuuude thanks so much man! I appreciate it

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

yo bro check this out- http://imgur.com/gallery/HIf1F

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:17 PM Nov 11

^ Dude this is incredible.. as is the link to the Boromir ones and the other 4 in that image. Thank you bro.

aturn4theworst posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

I know you're proud of me... This week, I finally upgraded and bought the Lord Of The Rings: Extended Trilogy on blu-ray for $28!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:26 PM Nov 08

Dude holy shit I'm not just hella proud of you but goddman impressed at that ridiculous price - NICELY DONE!

Enjoy the shit out of that set dude - your blu-ray collection is now complete.

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:26 PM Nov 08

Ohmygodddddd! She's so stupidly gorgeous.

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

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JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:44 PM Nov 07

LOLOL this is amazing.. legit lols.

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

Jeremy Renner gets NO love from RDJ

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:16 AM Sep 22

HAHAHAHA amazing

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