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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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For my Fourth of July viewing I'll be continuing my Pixar marathon with a FIRST TIME viewing of Cars. I figured you can't get more American than automobiles, cross country and Route 66... right? It's funny that I've always avoided the Cars franchise like the plague because I've heard they're the most generic of Pixar's line-up but also because they never really interested me. Who knows though, maybe I'll be surprised? It's also a passion project of Lasseter so there's that.
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AngryJohnnyN1930 posted a USER COMMENT 25 days ago

Jurassic World is sitting at 75% on RottenTomatoes with a sum-up I actually really like. AND, I just posted my own review. It's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay, man!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:32 PM Jun 10

Dude this is THE BEST thing I've read all day!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT about 1 month ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 04:25 AM Jun 01

PHENOMENAL

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT about 1 month ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 04:37 PM May 25

omg amazing

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Jon Snow wants y'all to know how fabulous he is *hair flip*

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:47 AM Apr 11

hahaha this is amazing

draven_ftw posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

Better late then never, thank you for the birthday wishes and thanks for making MFC AWESOME!!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:47 AM Apr 11

dude no problem!

And thanks bro, you make it just as awesome

jimmyo posted a USER COMMENT 3 months ago

I'm a little late but I'm so stoked you dug Furious 7 as much as I did! Fucking love that flick!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:47 AM Apr 11

Yesss - it was a blast! I was a mess of tears at the end though..

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 10:04 PM Mar 17

GOOD MOTHER OF FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 04:03 PM Mar 07

hahaha this is brilliant and you know he'd be a red shirt too

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 4 months ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 04:03 PM Mar 07

oh hai gorgeous..

aturn4theworst posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Man, many months ago I had asked what version of LOTR I should buy and you said the Extended edition and I bought it and finally got around to watching the trilogy and all the features and it was so worth it. Thanks JohnLocke! You're the man. I really appreciate it.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:10 PM Mar 07

Hey bro I just saw this (sorry about the delay) and it's not a problem at all! I'm really glad you were able to enjoy those features and the extended editions of the trilogy. They're really the definitive cut and an absolute must-own for any movie fan!

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Double date!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:58 PM Feb 15

yesss let's go! I'll bring the wine

andyfilm_1 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday for yesterday dude! Hope you had a good one! :)

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:17 PM Jan 30

thank you!

Bitto529 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday, Dr. Lockenstein!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:17 PM Jan 30

thanks dude!

Pat Hatfreet posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Just found out it was your birthday on the 29th! Happy Birthday, man!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:41 PM Jan 30

Thank you so much man!

Slick Nick posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday..always stay awesome!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:41 PM Jan 30

Amazing, thank you dude!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHA

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:42 PM Jan 30

Thanks so much bro

draven_ftw posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Well, luckily the day is not over yet and I hope you had a great day!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:41 PM Jan 30

Thank you brotha!

HTX0811 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday! Hope you have fun today.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:35 AM Jan 30

thank you man!!

timmyd posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Happy , Buddy . Hope it's a blast .

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:35 AM Jan 30

thanks bro!!

Otis_Driftwood posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday my boy! Hope it's a good one!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:35 AM Jan 30

thank you!

MonsterZeroNJ posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday fellow Jersey boy!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:35 AM Jan 30

thanks bro!!

Cochise posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago


whoa


happy b-day dude! Hope it's a good one, enjoy it!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:35 AM Jan 30

hahaha brilliant, thank you brotha

queen bee posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy day of birth. Image and video hosting by TinyPic

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:35 AM Jan 30

thanks chica!

Zacharia posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday Dude. Enjoy it.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:35 AM Jan 30

thank you!

XSsoCX posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy day of birth, man. I hope its a great one.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:35 AM Jan 30

thank you dude!!

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 10:29 PM Jan 30

You're welcome.

aturn4theworst posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday JohnLocke! Thanks for being an awesome person with impeccable movie taste. Your contributions to MFC are always appreciated. Happy Birthday and I hope you get everything you want. All the best in 2015!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:36 AM Jan 30

Thank you so much for the kind words bro I really appreciate it, and right back at you my man!

Fab-007 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy birthday. I hope your day is memorable!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:36 AM Jan 30

thank you so much dude!

MrsData posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday! I hope you're having a great day because you deserve it. I'm blessed to call you my friend and that you don't find me annoying lol

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:36 AM Jan 30

lmao NEVER! You're my friend for sure, without a doubt.. thanks MrsD :)

Dr Jan-itor posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday JL Have a great one!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:36 AM Jan 30

thank you bro!!

Scotch posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday man! Have a great one. Cheers!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:36 AM Jan 30

thank you bro!!!

Dodong27 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

The man, the myth, the legend himself... Happy Birthday dude! We're both Aquarius!!! No wonder we're both handsome dwarves! LOL!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:37 AM Jan 30

hahaha YES WE ARE! Thanks man!

Righteous_faustus posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

I brought a gift for you dude! ;) hope you enjoy! Image and video hosting by TinyPic happy birthday bro! have a great one!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:37 AM Jan 30

lmaooo perfect, thank you brotha!!

Nick KEWL posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy birthday ole sport! I hope you make a drunken adventure to Middle Earth today and punch Peter Jackson in the balls:) Enjoy your day mate and stay out of the polar vortex.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:37 AM Jan 30

hahaha thank you dude, it's perfect!

cobb posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

happy bday

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:37 AM Jan 30

thanks brotha!

OldKingClancy posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy birthday dude, always been a pleasure to have you as a friend here. Have a good one and easy on the pipe weed.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:38 AM Jan 30

thank you so much man I appreciate it, and right back at you

girlcreeture posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:38 AM Jan 30

thank you so much chica!

Joe Scorpio posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday, JL. You are one of the reasons MFC rocks the internet. You help make this place such a fun place to hang out. Thank you!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:38 AM Jan 30

thanks so much bro I really appreciate it - and so do you!

Anakin posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

Happy Birthday mate. Hope you have a great day !

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:38 AM Jan 30

thank you bro!!

razgriz21 posted a USER COMMENT 5 months ago

It's early but Happy Birthday.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:38 AM Jan 30

thank you bro!!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

yo bro did you catch this?

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:48 PM Jan 06

Hooooly shit dude I did not see that during the movie at all but I fucking love the attention to detail. Sick.

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 6 months ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 06:22 PM Dec 27

hahaha this is amazing, for real

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 01:07 PM Dec 11

Hahaha unbelievable. Dying

Cochise posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 01:07 PM Dec 11

BRO IT IS INSANE!! Look at it my god

AngryJohnnyN1930 posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

Hey, foo. Didja see my status?

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:51 AM Dec 06

holy shitttt bro!! I just saw it - wow, YOU GOTTA PM ME AND TELL ME HOW IT IS!

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 7 months ago

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JohnLocke2342 at 12:40 PM Dec 04

Lolll that's actually hilarious

Glinda posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

I was out of town and missed your fantastic news of your engagement! Congratulations to you and your gorgeous fiancé! You picked out a beautiful engagement ring. So pretty.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:45 PM Nov 20

Aw thank you so much Glinda!! I really appreciate the love :)

Joe Scorpio posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

Just freaking awesome dude. Congrats, wish you both nothing but the best!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:37 AM Nov 20

aw duuuuuuude thanks so much man! I appreciate it

writer19 posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

yo bro check this out- http://imgur.com/gallery/HIf1F

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:17 AM Nov 12

^ Dude this is incredible.. as is the link to the Boromir ones and the other 4 in that image. Thank you bro.

aturn4theworst posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

I know you're proud of me... This week, I finally upgraded and bought the Lord Of The Rings: Extended Trilogy on blu-ray for $28!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:26 AM Nov 09

Dude holy shit I'm not just hella proud of you but goddman impressed at that ridiculous price - NICELY DONE!

Enjoy the shit out of that set dude - your blu-ray collection is now complete.

WalkAway posted a USER COMMENT 8 months ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:26 AM Nov 09

Ohmygodddddd! She's so stupidly gorgeous.

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