Watch the intro video!
Image_11c879ef5
November 2014
SMTWTFS
2627282930311
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30123456

Age
27

Sex
Male

Relationship Status
Committed Relationship

Location
New Jersey (USA)

Work/School


Links


711 friends > See all
What's this?

Fan of 23 items > See all
Image_1920c2ea0
The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
... View the rest.
JohnLocke2342
Offline
Badge_01 Badge_02 Badge_03 Badge_07 Badge_08
There's a chance that both Jurassic World and the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailers will play before The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, meaning I will actually die on December 18th, 2014. What a night to go out though...
TOTAL POSTS
35,779 Posts
KING Of All Schmoes
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 6 hours ago

There's a chance that both Jurassic World and the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailers will play before The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, meaning I will actually die on December 18th, 2014. What a night to go out though...
Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:13 PM Nov 20

Here lies JL2342 - He blew his mind out in a car...

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:17 PM Nov 20

Jurassic World is confirmed for Thanksgiving Day and all recent rumors/news point to Star Wars with The Hobbit, which means Jurassic World should definitely be attached as well right? RIGHT?!

GUYS HOW CAN WE HANDLE THAT 1-2-3 PUNCH? It's insanity.

Cochise
Cochise at 02:24 PM Nov 20

awww shit

Read all 7 comments >>

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 19 hours ago

**lesigh**
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 10:53 PM Nov 19

She's just beautiful.

Invidtus
Invidtus at 11:01 PM Nov 19

O hai-

Moviefreak2010
Moviefreak2010 at 01:34 AM Nov 20

nice

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 19 hours ago

Three Kings. Three Leaders. Five Armies.
Moviefreak2010
Moviefreak2010 at 01:35 AM Nov 20

can't wait to see this movie so excited it will be good

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:53 AM Nov 20

@ Cochise - The Five "Armies" are the men, elves, dwarves, goblins and wargs. The latter two armies also include some orcs and thousands of bats but it's mostly a plethora of massive goblin and warg forces from both the North and near Moria. The dwarves are mostly made up of the Iron Hill army led by Dain Ironfoot who we haven't met yet (and is played by Billy Connoly). The men are the men of Lake-town led by Bard and the elves are of course led by Thranduil. It's basically pure chaos, mayhem and carnage with massive amounts of death on all sides so it should be a proper spectacle on the big screen.

Cochise
Cochise at 02:26 PM Nov 20

ahhh alright cool, thanks!

Read all 4 comments >>

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 20 hours ago

I just watched the trailer for Cinderella and I think it looks pretty good - with a decent amount of potential too. First of all there's almost NO CGI which is a beautiful departure from the last couple of live-action Disney movies, and something that really helped shine through in the trailer. Cate Blanchett is chewing up scenery along with the evil step-sisters and Robb Stark gets the resurrection we all wanted to see - oh, and HAYLEY ATWELL! Plus bravo for casting Helena Bonham Carter against type (something tells me they originally cast Helena as the Stepmother and Blanchett as the Godmother before they switched them). Plus, you know, Kenneth Branagh + fantasy = a good time. I'm game.
WalkAway
WalkAway at 10:12 PM Nov 19

Cindy and the two step-sisters are all really great actresses too. Stacked cast and beautiful visuals.

Moviefreak2010
Moviefreak2010 at 01:37 AM Nov 20

I can't wait

Glinda
Glinda at 02:03 PM Nov 20

I think it's going to be fantastic!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 20 hours ago

Did someone say favorite detective?
ericodarko
ericodarko at 10:24 PM Nov 19

Why must the fourth series and/or Christmas special be SO FAR AWAY!?

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

It's basically 20 degrees outside so my night will consist of catching up on these two shows and some more of The Desolation of Smaug's Appendices. And beer.
Rkhulinator
Rkhulinator at 04:04 PM Nov 19

I'm a horrible Walking Dead fan I've missed these last 2 episodes, I really hope they're sitting at home on my DVR.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

I've been reading every single thing that JurassicWorld.com has to offer today and I'm still not done. This is some of the best viral marketing I've ever seen and I really hope they keep releasing snippets of data/information that fill in the gaps of time between 1993 and present day for the theme park. As an avid fan of course I'm infatuated with this information and I'll take whatever I can get. I also wonder - whatever happened to Dodgson?
JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Guardians of the Dance-Off







Mood: Chillin'
Beauski
Beauski at 05:35 PM Nov 18

Haha, who knew Ronan could break it down like that?

Otis_Driftwood
Otis_Driftwood at 07:05 PM Nov 18

Just more good stuff to go with this movie. One of my faves.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 09:22 PM Nov 18

Do the Kree Shuffle!

Read all 6 comments >>

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

For some amazingly epic Middle-Earth goodness complete with a fully rendered map and hero's journeys click on the link in the comments!
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

This photo brings me so much happiness/nostalgia that I can't really fathom the fact that we're still going back. FUCKING HELL MFC WE ARE GOING BACK!
WalkAway
WalkAway at 04:14 PM Nov 18

look at that boss

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 04:49 PM Nov 18

Kick ass.

Rkhulinator
Rkhulinator at 04:07 PM Nov 19

Ok for those who don't know could someone please enlighten me lol

Read all 6 comments >>

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Also tickets are PURCHASED for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies on opening night, Wednesday December 18th at 8pm.. YES! Though I'm not ready to say goodbye yet.. and I don't want it to end.. #onelasttime.
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:50 PM Nov 18

Better late than never, no?

ericodarko
ericodarko at 05:24 PM Nov 18

haha absolutely. I'm really, REALLY looking forward to it. I'll make it right, Mr. Locke

Otis_Driftwood
Otis_Driftwood at 07:21 PM Nov 18

I've got to get mine as well. Can't wait!

Read all 6 comments >>

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Hey MFC - I missed you bastards! I've been MIA the last week on a trip to Universal Orlando with my longtime girlfriend. We explored Diagon Alley which was absolutely breathtaking as well as Hogsmeade, Jurassic Park and the rest of both parks. It was a really special trip for a variety of reasons but mainly because I asked her to marry me.. and she said yes! Anyway yeah, I guess you can say a lot happened in those 5 days haha - how are you guys??
Cochise
Cochise at 09:34 PM Nov 19

Yeah JL, what Weapon said... is MFC invited to the wedding? =p

Glinda
Glinda at 12:04 AM Nov 20

Congratulations!! I'm so happy for you guys. What a beautiful week - so much fun and so special. You'll remember it always!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:20 PM Nov 20

Thank you all so much for the wonderful responses and OF COURSE YOU'RE ALL INVITED!

Read all 20 comments >>

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 8 days ago

Woman Crush Wednesday: Philippa Boyens

She's one of the three writers of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trilogies along with Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh, and she's arguably one of the top Tolkien minds in the world. She's gorgeous, intelligent, adorably soft-spoken and one of the very reasons these movies are unbelievably perfect.. she is a Queen to me.






Mood: Chillin'
WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:13 PM Nov 12

Quite underrated

queen bee
queen bee at 03:46 AM Nov 13

Genius.She knows her hobbit/lotr stuff.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

This new Hawkeye shot from the trailer is so perfectly Clint.. I'm so happy
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 07:47 PM Nov 12

I see things better at a distance...

Read all 2 comments >>

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

They're doing a Hobbit trilogy marathon on December 15th?! Which means I can watch all of them at once and see The Battle of the Five Armies TWO DAYS EARLY?! YES! Wait.. it's only in IMAX 3D? High Frame-Rate too? But.. but.. fuck you.
Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 06:54 PM Nov 12

I'm still debating what to do for my Middle Earth marathon that week...I was going to do one movie a night, but wasn't sure which order. Watch the first 2 Hobbits, then BOTFA, then LOTR? Or LOTR then The Hobbit?

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:11 PM Nov 12

I'm planning on doing it in chronological story order.. so I'll watch:

Monday December 15th: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Tuesday December 16th: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Wednesday December 17th: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Thursday December 18th: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Friday December 19th: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Saturday December 20th: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

IT'LL BE THE GREATEST WEEK OF ALL FUCKING TIME. I'm planning on doing something here on MFC for it so we can all try and watch them together.

ericodarko
ericodarko at 09:05 AM Nov 13

I can deal with seeing all three in 3D but in HFR? FUCK NO! I saw Unexpected Journey in HFR and that was enough. Pretty sure my eyeballs would literally be bleeding by the time Bilbo meets Smaug!

I'm also planning the massive marathon, only mine will start on December 22nd and end on Dec. 27th since seeing the Hobbit trilogy has become a Christmas Eve tradition for my girlfriend & !! Greatest Christmas week ever? YUP!

Read all 7 comments >>

Tee-ads-mfc2 JoBlo.com Arrow in the Head Movie Hotties JoBlo Videos