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The Lord of the Rings
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If I had any sort of self control I would never watch another full trailer again. These movies are literally showing the entire story in a single trailer. From the first act to the second to the finale - and they're even showing twists and cameos (why THE FUCK would they show Cap in Spidey?). I fucking hate this change to marketing and feel like it's only gonna get worse over time
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 23 hours ago

If I had any sort of self control I would never watch another full trailer again. These movies are literally showing the entire story in a single trailer. From the first act to the second to the finale - and they're even showing twists and cameos (why THE FUCK would they show Cap in Spidey?). I fucking hate this change to marketing and feel like it's only gonna get worse over time
Moviefreak2010
Moviefreak2010 at 02:20 PM Mar 28

i agree what happened to the classic trailers where they give u what the movie may be about and have the voice over guy

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 03:48 PM Mar 28

I am tried of it, too! I am seriously furious...you see the trailer and think...WHAT THE F*#$!. Trailers are suppose to show you small clips to draw your interest and make you curious with excitement to see what the whole movie will be about....I see Spiderman: Homecoming like JohnLocke mentioned and I think..why am I going to pay $8-$10 to see what the trailer has shown me plus a few moments thrown in...enough is enough.

timmyd
timmyd at 05:21 PM Mar 28

just watched the trailer , and I was thinking the exact same thing .

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Am I the only one who kinda felt like the action in the Justice League trailer was jumbled and muddy/hard to see? I couldn't really tell what was happening in any of the big fight moments (like that flash scene was so dark and so full of lightning). I personally really enjoyed the trailer but I'm hoping Snyder scales back and let's that glorious action come together on screen
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:52 AM Mar 28

^ Man I hope that's the case because I literally couldn't tell wtf was going on

cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 10:53 AM Mar 28

Yes, but I am guessing they are editing around the bad guys as to not show us them yet.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 03:53 PM Mar 28

Snyder doesn't get it...he just doesn't. The whole feeling/look he has given DC movies...isn't as good as Marvel...hey he could take a few lessons from Marvel to help improve the DC product.

Don't get me wrong, I would like to see this movie. Yet I have a feeling its going to be as disappointing as Batman Vs Superman.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Spider-Man Homecoming is a hard pass for me, and I'm a huge fan of the MCU. It looks like 95% of every other Spider-Man movie I've seen before. Nope
oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 07:59 AM Mar 28

Yeah, I think the only thing that will make it special or stand out from the rest of the Marvel films is how they handle Keaton.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Tarantino birthday Viewing -
grelber37
grelber37 at 06:22 PM Mar 27

This Inglourious Basterds poster kicks all sorts of ass.

Scotch
Scotch at 06:26 PM Mar 27

Brilliance

Weapon X
Weapon X at 09:17 PM Mar 27

I want mah scalps!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:07 PM Mar 27

Gif-tastic!

BATeMAN
BATeMAN at 01:49 PM Mar 27

I should have completed the training.

timmyd
timmyd at 05:08 PM Mar 27

sweetness .

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Aquaman is 100,000% guaranteed to steal that entire movie. Hands down.
writer19
writer19 at 04:28 PM Mar 25

Yup Weapon X and I called it a couple days ago

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Who has two thumbs and really likes the new Justice League trailer? THIS GUY
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Something like Power Rangers will most likely be a fucking mess and a disappointment if you pay 16 bucks to see it on the big screen but with zero expectations and a rental you'd be amazed at how your perceptions change. There's just TOO MANY oversaturated blockbusters that if you skip the theater and view them with zero expectations you'll manage to enjoy it a hell of a lot more (case in point - I liked X-Men Apocalypse better than most who saw it in the theater)
Weapon X
Weapon X at 09:15 PM Mar 24

Sometimes the things you're expecting the least from can bring you more entertainment than you could have hoped for.

Perhaps the free screening is coloring my judgement, but Rangers was a surprisingly fun character-driven movie that just happened to have silly armored suits and giant robots. Internet critic Linkara is the biggest PR nerd I know of, and he gave it a healthy thumbs up with justified reservations about the clash of tones and one unforgivable product placement that unfortunately is central to the movie.

Cochise
Cochise at 10:16 PM Mar 24

I don't know about that. I think there's a lot to be said for the other side of that, in that a lot of blockbuster type movies can lose a lot of their enjoyability when they're viewed first at home, rather than being viewed in what many think is the more natural environment for these types of movies (a big theatre - big screen/big sound/3D/etc). I've certainly felt that way before. The other way around doesn't make much sense to me, getting that disappointed over a $13 ticket as opposed to the $6 rental or whatever it is doesn't really match up -- that difference in money I don't think would sway that much of a different judgement on a film by the viewer. I know you're also talking about expectations, but I don't really see the connection with expectations and them changing based on whether you see it in the theatre or at home instead

unbinkable
unbinkable at 08:25 PM Mar 25

Agreed on Apocalypse. My first viewing was on a flight and I enjoyed it a ton. I was just looking for something to watch as I fell asleep and I wound up glued to it.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Ladies and gentlemen we have a brand new entry into the "worst superhero movie costumes of all-time" list. Straight out of a PS2 game!
cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 06:29 PM Mar 24

Not that it is an easy look anyway they tried, I am surprised how much CGI is going into it

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 08:34 PM Mar 24

Transform and roll out!

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 08:34 PM Mar 24

Transform and roll out!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Muddled imagery, LIGHTNINGANDDARKNESSEVERYWHERE and an absolutely awful costume design for Cyborg makes those Justice League spots feel like more of the same. My god does the DCEU need a visual kick in the ass and a move away from Snyder or what? Hopefully the full trailer tomorrow gets me amped
Weapon X
Weapon X at 04:54 PM Mar 24

At least the look is distinctive of the DCEU. Haven't the Marvel movies all kind of looked the same since the end of Phase One?

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:49 PM Mar 24

^ Eh kinda, yeah. They sort of seem to have their own thing with strange and now guardians/Thor being BALLS OUT WITH COLOR EVERYWHERE.

I just think DC badly needs another guy other than Snyder behind the lens for their main heroes (like I hated whedon's terrible color palette in AoU and real small screen framing in the first avengers)

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

I really, reeeaalllllyyy wanna see Life
Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 03:12 PM Mar 21

I'm interested too.

timmyd
timmyd at 05:05 PM Mar 21

definitely .

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 05:04 PM Mar 22

Probably see it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 9 days ago

Kind of funny that the world flipped out and called everyone sexist for discussing Black Widow's new haircut in The Avengers nonstop but now there's 100 articles about Thor's new haircut in Ragnarok.
writer19
writer19 at 01:20 PM Mar 20

folks cry about the dumbest stuff brotha. thats just the way it is

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 days ago

We're one step closer to Disney taking over the world. Rogue One, TFA, Civil War and now Beauty and the Beast are going to wind up being 4 of the highest grossing movies of ALL TIME. You can like them or hate them but damn you can't deny their product is solid as all hell and exactly what people wanna see nowadays.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 06:33 PM Mar 19

Darth Mouse demands your allegiance. All who do not bend the knee shall be vanquished.

jeo4
jeo4 at 07:42 PM Mar 19

^ I hope the breath mask does his voice justice. :)

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 10 days ago

Tonight's Viewing -
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 03:18 PM Mar 19

I JUST WATCHED THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME :D

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:52 PM Mar 19

The songs, man. They're HAUNTING me.

JohnLocke2342 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 10 days ago

Beauty and the Beast



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Directed by: Bill Condon
Written by: Stephen Chbosky
Cast: Emma Watson, Luke Evans, Dan Stevens, Emma Thompson, Ewan McGregor, Ian McKellen, Kevin Kline, Josh Gad, Stanley Tucci, Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Studio: Walt Disney Pictures
Genre: Fantasy, Musical, Romance
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Plot: A Tale as Old as Time

Review:

I walked into Beauty and the Beast with sky high expectations based on Disney's recent live action track record and I left with a decent amount of them met. Look, Beauty and the Beast is a masterpiece and one of the single greatest animated movies of all-time. It was the only Animated feature to be nominated for Best Picture at the time and still the only one to do so in the impossibly hard time period when it was only five films. I'm not expecting much but a live action retelling of that same picture. It's hard to make changes from something so perfect to begin with. Luckily this mixes just enough new with the old to create something worthy of Disney canon...[more]...

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goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 02:22 PM Mar 19

I LOVED IT SO MUCH!!! I give the film a perfect ten :) I agree about the CGI on the Beast though. It didn't always come through for me either.

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