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The Lord of the Rings
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Before Midnight
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#1 Animated
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 16 hours ago

Invidtus at 10:41 PM Mar 27


Scotch at 10:49 PM Mar 27

She can pull of damn near any look. The woman is a goddess

timmyd at 11:26 PM Mar 27

Mama !!!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 16 hours ago

Invidtus at 10:42 PM Mar 27

Even her calculations are sexy-

Weapon X
Weapon X at 11:06 PM Mar 27

Do not go gentle into that good night...

jimmydevito at 02:10 AM Mar 28

pumped to pick this up

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 21 hours ago

OldKingClancy at 05:40 PM Mar 27

I'm so excited I'm actually shaking. Or that could be the cold.

It's mostly cold.

ericodarko at 06:00 PM Mar 27


JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 21 hours ago

Southpaw looks very interesting but I'm wondering if that trailer gave away too much of the story-beats. It's true that with movies like this you sort of already know the standard "down on his luck, devastating moment happens, fight back to the top" structure but it's still nice to get a few emotional punches held back. All that aside I'm there for Jake Gyllenhaal alone who is right up there with the Tom Hardy's and Michael Fassbender's of the world when it comes to exciting projects and Herculean talent.
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 23 hours ago

film_geek at 03:19 PM Mar 27

Awwww Hell's Yeah!

Glinda at 07:30 PM Mar 27

So damned adorable.

JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: about 23 hours ago

Slow West - Official trailer


Glinda at 07:31 PM Mar 27

I'm really excited for this one!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

"[STAR TREK 3 will] take it forward with the spirit of the TV show. [It is] about frontierism and adventure and optimism and fun, and that's where we want to take it, you know. Where no man has gone before — where no one has gone before, sensibly corrected for a more enlightened generation. But yeah, that's the mood at the moment." - Simon Pegg
Mr.Blizzo at 03:10 AM Mar 27


RetroMovieCritic at 11:13 AM Mar 27

Thank you, Pegg!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

ericodarko at 10:19 PM Mar 26

The most effortlessly cool man to ever grace the screen (they'Re legends and then there's this man). Good luck to whoever is cast as him in the newly announced biopic.

Fab-007 at 10:34 PM Mar 26

The Cooler King as well as the King of Cool.

Glinda at 07:50 PM Mar 27

A legend.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I have a very strong feeling that Daryl is going to die on Sunday night's Walking Dead finale. I know that sounds impossible but I reallllly think they're going there with something sort of specific that I can't say without spoiling the comics.
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 11:42 PM Mar 26

I don't think the show is prepared for when they kill off Daryl. There would be so much backlash and a potential ratings dive. Unless Reedus wants to move on, I think you save the particular character death until the final season.

As for Sunday, my money's on Carol or Glenn and as long as Rick, Daryl & Michonne are still breathing, I'm good.

And my money's on Carl for being the last one standing when it all ends.

timmyd at 11:53 PM Mar 26

I think it's Glenn or Carol going .

XSsoCX at 12:43 AM Mar 27

Man, Carol and Glenn votes are making me sad. haha. They have been my favorite characters this season. But I could see it happening with one or the other. Though before reading this I was leaning towards Tara, Sasha, or maybe even Maggie.

And hopefully Nicholas.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I'm totally on board with the Jubilee casting even if she wasn't one of the X-Men I really cared for all that much. She's a good addition to the team and they reallly need to start moving away from the same characters we've gotten for 15+ years now you know? That X-Men gallery is so rich
Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:15 AM Mar 26

I'm surprised we haven't gotten a Dazzler casting yet, given the 80s setting. But Jubilee oughta fit in that era just fine too.

JFernandes at 02:07 AM Mar 26

I'm probably the only person who wants it, but I wish they'd add Chamber to the mix.

YoshioKun13 at 10:23 PM Mar 27

I always felt she's never gotten her proper due in live action. Certainly not in that horrible GENERATION X TV movie...

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 3 days ago

Emilia Clarke for The Hollywood Reporter

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timmyd at 12:45 AM Mar 26


Glinda at 01:30 AM Mar 26

So beautiful. That dress!

writer19 at 03:01 AM Mar 26

she's very purty

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Holy shit Spielberg is directing Ready Player One? MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR OF ALL TIME DIRECTING ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS? Brilliant.
OldKingClancy at 07:27 PM Mar 25

I really need to get onto this book, heard nothing but great things about it.

ericodarko at 07:49 PM Mar 25

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?!?!?! That's freakin awesome news!

@JL Now you know how I felt when it was announced that he was directing the Tintin adaptation haha

@OKC oh, you need to read this book asap It's a great read. It'll live you to everything you heard about it

Cronos at 07:52 PM Mar 25

I'm still skeptical about them pulling this off successfully but I'm a bit happier knowing Spielberg is at the helm.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Idris Elba would make an incredible addition to the Star Trek franchise as a villain - especially a Klingon as it's been rumored - but fuuuuuck man we don't need another Star Trek movie with a baddie hellbent on destruction. I don't want a villain in the standard sense for ST3 at all but rather a problem that needs to be solved. Aren't they supposed to be on their 5 year mission discovering new life and new civilizations? Do they really have to run into an alien life form that wants to destroy them all (yawn)? Hopefully they have bigger and better plans for this idea of they do roll with it but my knee jerk reaction is "...again?".
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

The Battle of the Five Armies is the first Middle-Earth movie I'm skipping the release for and waiting for the Extended Edition.. and it's also the only one I've only seen once and don't have a driving force to see again anytime soon. I guess that really sums up how much I've soured on that trilogy the more I think about them and their glaring faults. They've more Star Wars prequel than I wanted to admit at first and even though I still love certain moments and enjoy them overall it isn't what it used to be. Put it this way, when a completely pointless and awful character like Alfrid who was made up for the books and serves no meaningful input to the story has more screen time than 80% of the goddamn dwarves than you know Jackson kinda lost his way. Fuck man... it's hard to come to terms with. Have you guys ever soured on a movie you loved over time?
Cronos at 05:03 PM Mar 25

BotFA, while enjoyable to an extent, was a clusterfuck of annoying/pointless characters and stupid scenes (Alfred, Tauriel, Legolas defying gravity etc). I might rewatch the entirety of The Hobbit when the final extended cut's released but BotFA really soured my opinion of it as a whole. The overload of bad CGI didn't help matters.

I'm more interested in the "There and Back Again" fan cut that's supposedly coming out next month, from what I've read it should fix the vast majority of what's wrong with the films.

Mr.Blizzo at 05:13 PM Mar 25

Yeah I'm right there with ya, man. This is the first Middle-Earth movie I didn't buy on its first day of release. I saw it twice in theaters, but I just have no real urge to watch it anytime least not until the extended edition comes out.

HTX0811 at 12:06 AM Mar 26

Speaking as someone's who the leanest of LOTR fans to begin with, I enjoy these movies enough but I just haven't been motivated to see them in a theater for some reason as I hear mixed things and when I see finally saw An Unexpected Journey and The Desolation of Smaug on cable, I have some mixed feelings. There's a lot of great stuff with the action sequences and the characters, but then there's stuff that makes me think that they could have cut this or that out. I'm still curious to see if the extended editions make a difference though.

As for a movie that soured on me that I loved, I just revisited Star Wars Episode I recently, parts of me really wishes I hadn't done that. lol

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Whoa - How to Train Your Dragon 2 is already on Netflix Instant?? That's a great get for them.
Glinda at 02:52 AM Mar 25

I'll say! This is awesome I'm putting it on now. Love it.

XSsoCX at 03:05 AM Mar 25

Now too bad they don't have the first one streaming so I could actually watch them both to see what the big deal is.

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