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You know you're getting old when 75% of the reactions to the Mummy trailer online are "omg I can't believe they're remaking the original Mummy with Brendan frasier!". Face palm.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 18 hours ago

You know you're getting old when 75% of the reactions to the Mummy trailer online are "omg I can't believe they're remaking the original Mummy with Brendan frasier!". Face palm.
the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 05:40 PM Dec 02

Crazy it's been over 18 years since the original Frasier Mummy film was released...

timmyd
timmyd at 07:24 PM Dec 02

jesus.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 09:35 PM Dec 02

That is sad...

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 19 hours ago

WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:38 AM Dec 02

great film

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 20 hours ago

I LIKE MAN OF STEEL AND THINK IT'S A GOOD MOVIE. FLAWED BUT GOOD. I HAVE NO PROBLEM ADMITTING THIS BUT IN THE AFTERMATH OF BVS IT'S LIKE THERE IS AN INCESSANT NEED TO DESTROY THIS FLICK WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOLLOW UP.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 02:43 PM Dec 02

I love the shit out of this movie and I am unashamed. I could honestly watch it a dozen times before I even think to revisit the Donner movie.

grelber37
grelber37 at 04:16 PM Dec 02

Agreed. Man of Steel seems less popular now that many people did not like Dawn of Justice.

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 05:43 PM Dec 02

I loved Man Of Steel, I really wish BvS would have been a straight up MOS sequel without all the extra players they ended up misusing in BvS.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 21 hours ago

I can't say I'm a huge fan of musicals but La La Land looks like it captured that old Hollywood magic and genuine joy. It also helps that Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling had such magnetic chemistry in Crazy, Stupid, Love. I can't wait to see this one
ericodarko
ericodarko at 09:07 AM Dec 02

And it's Damien Chazelle's follow-up to Whiplash, aka the best movie of 2014! I'm really excited for this one too.

oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 09:09 AM Dec 02

This is my most anticipated film of the year next to Rogue One

dsloy
dsloy at 06:14 PM Dec 02

saw it and really liked it, story is predictable but great songs and dancing

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Holy fuck. A new Star Wars movie is out in exactly two weeks.
oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 11:13 AM Dec 01

I think this one is going to be something really special.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:04 PM Dec 01

Praise Jedi-Jesus!

timmyd
timmyd at 07:32 PM Dec 01

whooooooo hoooooo !!!!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

We've seen exactly 15 seconds of the new Mummy reboot yet it's somehow enough to showcase how terrible the entire thing will most likely end up being. Tom Cruise and tons of CGI explosions in a modern day setting is exactly what I think of when I think of The Mummy. Pass.
JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 3 days ago

First Time Viewings - November 2016

Moana - 9/10
Arrival - 9/10
Zootopia - 9/10
Come Together (short) - 8/10
Doctor Strange - 7.5/10
Inner Workings (short) - 7/10
X-Men: Apocalypse - 7/10
Hush - 7/10
Eddie the Eagle - 7/10
Money Monster - 6/10


Mood: Chillin'

Glinda
Glinda at 11:42 AM Nov 30

Ah cool you watched Eddie the Eagle too. I think I saw it a couple months ago but I liked it. I'd give it the same score. Same with Inner Workings although I might give that one a 6. Didn't grab me like others.

So agree with Moana, Arrival, Zootopia and Hush ratings.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

It's almost time to take my annual December journey back to Middle-Earth..
WalkAway
WalkAway at 09:03 AM Nov 30

brb coming over

Weapon X
Weapon X at 10:18 AM Nov 30

Bring plenty of lembas bread.

unbinkable
unbinkable at 11:19 AM Nov 30

Same here.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Tara as a character and Alanna Masterson as an actress could both in no way carry a full 60 minutes of The Walking Dead, which is why we got one of the weakest episodes in the show's history. Alanna was so terrible and goofily overacting that it was clear she took a long break from the game and forgot how to act. It reminded me of Karen Allen in Crystal Skull and how awful she was after a prolonged period of being away from Hollywood. This is a much smaller sense of course but it still holds true. The Oceanview community was very interesting to see and you can tell how much they'll come in handy during the rest of the season; but the execution of getting there and introducing them was pretty bad.
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:59 PM Nov 30

^ Interesting.. thanks for the info!

This was literally one of the worst television episodes I've ever seen and the Heath walker fakeout was soooo bad. I'm hoping the last two episodes course correct

MrsData
MrsData at 01:15 PM Nov 30

No problem! That writer should have just had something of Heath's be left behind instead of that walker. I know the actor for Heath is the lead in the 24 reboot but clearly Scott Gimple likes him, so they tabled him until 24 is cancelled or he has an opening in his schedule.

timmyd
timmyd at 07:28 PM Nov 30

I like Tara , and Masterson , but there is no way that character should have got a standalone episode . Masterson's been much stronger in the past , and she couldn't carry an episode then , and like you said she came off all wrong in this one . My blood was boiling after this turkey of an episode .

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

The Queen -
oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 10:24 AM Nov 30

What a smile!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 06:31 PM Nov 30

So beautiful!

timmyd
timmyd at 07:30 PM Nov 30

god damn she's fine.

JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: 4 days ago

My Ranking of Disney's New Golden Age

1. Moana - 9/10
2. Wreck-It Ralph - 9/10
3. Zootopia - 9/10
4. Tangled - 9/10
5. Frozen - 9/10
6. Big Hero 6 - 8/10
7. The Princess and the Frog - 7/10
8. * have not seen Winnie the Pooh
the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 11:14 PM Nov 29

I loved The Princess and The Frog

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 12:30 PM Nov 30

I was just thinking earlier today, would you consider Bolt part of the Revival age? It's right on the cusp between Post-Renaissance and Revival but I think it's strong enough to earn its place.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:02 PM Nov 30

^ I honestly think Princess and the Frog started this new era in terms of storytelling even though to me it really started with Tangled. Going all the way back to Bolt is a little too far for me, and its audience/critical reception wasn't a home run.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

This is my first year putting up a real Christmas tree - any tips or suggestions?
unbinkable
unbinkable at 09:47 AM Nov 29

If you have a dog, it will try to piss on it.

ericodarko
ericodarko at 09:49 AM Nov 29

Wait 24 hours after unwrapping it to let it properly thaw and setlle in/take shape, buy a good tree stand (for me, this is key) &, like WA said, water it properly with cold water. Also, most importantly, have fun decorating it!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:31 AM Nov 29

Thanks all! I've had a fake tree my entire life but this is the first time I'm doing a real one. Appreciate the tips

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

I've been told over and over and over again that I need to watch the Extended cut of Batman v Superman and that it's a great movie. Well, I finally bit the bullet today and bought it for 10 bucks on Amazon. Weekend viewing?
Derek237
Derek237 at 07:54 PM Nov 28

you weren't told that by me

Derek237
Derek237 at 07:54 PM Nov 28

just remember that

Scotch
Scotch at 09:11 PM Nov 28

I don't think anyone who truly disliked the theatrical was blown away by the extended cut. So you might be disappointed yet again. I personally enjoyed the theatrical version and thought that everything added into the EC enhanced the story with more details and greater explanations. I'd just say go in with an open mind, no expectations and take it for what it's worth.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Glinda
Glinda at 11:32 AM Nov 28

This is awesome!

timmyd
timmyd at 07:20 PM Nov 28

very cool

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

I absolutely loved Moana and it was the perfect feel good thanksgiving weekend movie. It isn't the crown jewel of Disney animation or something that'll send shockwaves through the industry but it doesn't need to be. Vibrant and likable characters, catchy tunes, a wonderful message and a heroine who might already be my favorite Disney princess. I fell in love with her character's journey as well as the undisputed adventure movie this strived to be. Good times all around.
Glinda
Glinda at 11:35 AM Nov 28

Glad you loved it! Awesome to hear. I feel I've said this repeatedly but I really am seeing it today finally. Can't wait.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:43 PM Nov 28

That music just carries you Away AWAAAAAYYY!!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 09:25 PM Nov 29

Glad you loved it!

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