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Cochise at 01:11 PM Oct 25

first rule of dragons Thorin, you do not fuck with them!

But then again I mean you can do whatever you want when Dracula's on your team.

Mr.Blizzo at 01:32 PM Oct 25

I'm so unbelievably excited to dive back into the appendices next week

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 8 hours ago

XSsoCX at 09:01 AM Oct 25

So cool.

Cochise at 10:21 AM Oct 25

aw man you ruined the twist... they create an evil live action version of the classic Disney movies, a Disney Cinematic Universe, WITHIN the Marvel Cinematic Universe... and evil-Pinocchio, evil-Beast, evil-Genie, and the whole gang are Thanos' secret army. dun dun duuuun

Mr.Blizzo at 10:31 AM Oct 25

Haha awesome

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 24 hours ago

Tonight's Entertainment

Mood: Happy
Scotch at 06:05 PM Oct 24

Hell yeah! Just threw this one on too

ericodarko at 08:15 PM Oct 24

I'm always surprised by how much I dig this movie (considering the original is one of my all-time favorites). Snyder really knocks it out of the park especially the opening sequence of the movie (right up to the Johnny Cash scored brilliant opening credits)

Anakin at 01:52 AM Oct 25

Good times

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Holy shit - as if the cast of Ridley Scott's "The Martian" wasn't already stacked enough it just added Chiwetel Ejiofor and Sebastian Stan! That's now a cast that includes Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sebastian Stan, Sean Bean, Jeff Daniels, Kristen Wiig, Kate Mara, Donald Glover and Michael Pena. Are you fucking kidding me? That's not only an insanely talented cast but a couple of outside the box talents for a drama like this which only adds to the intrigue. Unreal. Also yes - this is another excuse for me to post a Jessica Chastain photo.
Invidtus at 05:55 PM Oct 23

and only Bean lives-

Glinda at 08:02 PM Oct 23

Never need an excuse to post Jessica, she's a treat to look at. Simply beautiful.

This movie's going to be insane! I love it when there's a huge talented cast like this of well known actors.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Ultron promo art: (He clearly has various forms throughout the movie and this one is probably somewhere in the middle. A lot of people believe that the fire in the trailer is actually Ultron COATING HIS ENTIRE BODY IN VIBRANIUM (the near-indestructible stuff that Cap's shield is made out of ).
XSsoCX at 05:53 PM Oct 23

He looks so awesome.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

I don't know why this exists but it's awesome and I love it

Mood: Happy
Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:08 PM Oct 23

Dammit, Steve, I'm a doctor, not a Hydra agent!

XSsoCX at 05:30 PM Oct 23

Maybe this what they wear when they go into space to finally meet the Guardians? ;)

Cochise at 05:38 PM Oct 23

the internet. Ladies and gents. The internet.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Hoolllyyyy shittttttt LOOK AT THIS BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES OFFICIAL CONCEPT ART! Also Jackson knows how to film a goddamn killer battle: “We have a rule that we’re not allowed to go more than two or three shots of anonymous people fighting without cutting back to our principal characters,” he says. “Otherwise the audience just ends up with battle fatigue.”
movieman32 at 05:42 PM Oct 23

That's a pretty logical rule for battle scenes.

Cochise at 07:29 PM Oct 23

I kinda want to see Smaug just fly in and destroy a massive chunk of the battlefield but I take it that's after his time haha

Glinda at 08:13 PM Oct 23

Epic! Gorgeous actually.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Stunning new Battle of the Five Armies Poster

Mood: Happy
Cronos at 04:36 PM Oct 23

It's an improvement over the other posters, but that's not saying much.

Mr.Blizzo at 05:17 PM Oct 23

I don't wanna say goodbye! Lovin this poster though

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 01:27 PM Oct 25

Awesome poster, can see the eagles are getting stuck in!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

I'm not exaggerating when I say that I watched the leaked Age of Ultron trailer 5 times last night, then 6 more when it was released in HD and then 4 more times this morning when I woke up. I don't think that counts as obsessive because - well, ok, it counts as obsessive but still. I'll watch it at least 3 more times on the commute in this morning.
andyfilm_1 at 09:42 AM Oct 23

I've lost count for how many times I've watched it! Exciting! :)

MonsterZeroNJ at 10:53 AM Oct 23

About the same here. Can't wait for this flick!

animalmother10 at 02:26 PM Oct 23

I did the same thing with the Man Of Steel trailer. I was hooked! In fact I still watch it to this day... there's something wrong with me haha

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Marvel's reaction 3 hours ago to the leaked AoU trailer is priceless
MrsData at 07:49 PM Oct 22

LOL Love it

Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:03 PM Oct 22

Points awarded for handling this the best way they possibly could.

Anakin at 02:12 AM Oct 23

Yeah hahaha that made me laugh

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

writer19 at 07:46 PM Oct 22

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I seriously love MFC for so many different reasons and in so many different ways but GODDAMN when a massive trailer drops and the internet is a blaze this community comes alive within seconds - and I love it. Never stop. NOW LET'S KEEP GEEKING OUT TOGETHER!
Glinda at 07:14 PM Oct 22

Not really an Avengers fan myself (never seen them), but I LOVE THIS POST!

emmyd at 07:39 PM Oct 22

MrsData at 07:49 PM Oct 22


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JohnLocke2342 posted a VIDEO item: 3 days ago

The Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer - OFFICIAL, HD


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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Brothers will be Brothers
Cochise at 06:41 PM Oct 22

^ thanks man! I actually just quickly looked it up on Youtube and lo and behold Marvel themselves posted an HD official version of it! I posted that to my page for anyone interested

TheChanges23 at 07:01 PM Oct 22

Tony just loves pissing off Gods.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 3 days ago

Avengers Age of Ultron Moment by Moment Trailer Reaction


"This isn't gonna load.. this isn't gonna work"



"Holy shit.. that voice.. it's demonic, it has purpose, it's everything I wanted Thanos' voice to be and this could be the first BIG BAD of the MCU"

- These images of an angry crowd seem like the start of Civil War no? The people revolting against superheroes, splitting the general public.. forcing them into registration. This has to be some kind of connection


"I'VE GOT NO STRINGS? Seriously - how perfectly haunting of a song can you get?"



- It looks like Ultron just picked up Iron Patriot's armor and smashed it to pieces in front of them in.. the Avengers tower? I think? It has to be. Interesting that Ultron would be buried somewhere in the closet of The Avengers tower all tied up and ready for war.


"Thor choking Tony already seems to have given us our first look at a drawn line in Civil War. I'm thinking Thor sides with Cap over that one and Banner is the one who might sit it out. In the comics Doctor Strange goes on a hunger strike to protest the battle but maybe they use Banner instead? He seems sort of internally fucked up in this movie - lonely, sitting by himself, concerned and broken. Is he forgetting how to control The Hulk? Is he losing his ability to harness the rage? If Tony has to literally build a suit to stop him then I think he does. Could the Hulk be a wildcard in this movie? Who knows - it seems like that would be a retread of what Loki tried to do with the monster but this is just my mind vomiting at the moment"


"Yup, that confirms Quicksilver and Scarlett Witch starting out with Ultron and slowly turning against him. I'm guessing he uses them as a crutch and convinces them the rest of humanity feels the same way these scientists do - that they're afraid of them, that they fear them. It'll help them become corrupted since they're broken and angry and need someone to blame.. so they follow Ultron before something happens. Is it a death? It could be - it seems like Scarlett Witch is very broken up about something."

The Hulk and Black Widow touching each other when he's in his HULK form is something that might counter what I previously stated - but it's something that's nice to see. This carries over their relationship from the first movie or at least the moments they had together.. she was trying to talk him through his transformation on the hellicarrier and here they are, a full 4 movies later bridging that gap.

- There's a lot of soldiers and battleships here - will this movie ALREADY BE THE START OF CIVIL WAR? Are the Avengers going to be under attack by humans halfway through? It looks like Hawkeye is running through the woods getting attacked by bombs and machine-gun fire from soldiers - not Ultron or his robots. Perhaps the ending is closer to Civil War then we thought - that's the vibe I'm getting right now.



- "Now I'm free... there are no strings on me"


OK, my first thoughts are that this is going much darker and more gritty then I ever would've imagined for The Avengers and I LOVE THAT. They literally carried over the tone from The Winter Soldier in that trailer and for that this gets me even more excited. I think the events in The Winter Soldier were a cataclysmic event that kick-started AN ENTIRELY NEW MCU and you can see the rippling effects already in Age of Ultron. The stakes have been raised, the death is real, the drama is real and shit is actually going down.. This movie needed to bring that sort of vibe and yes it's only a 110 second long trailer but I totally felt it.


Would watch again

//watched it 8 times already

Mood: Chillin'
klinteastwood at 06:54 PM Oct 22

spaders voice is like a vat of goldeness covering your entire body

Anakin at 02:15 AM Oct 23

I think there's gonna be a bodycount.

Wil Jr
Wil Jr at 08:58 AM Oct 23

It's going to be great

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