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You know what? I'm gonna celebrate my boy Johnny with one of my favorite Depp performances in an underrated gem, Finding Neverland. It's crazy to remember that this was actually a Best Picture nominee since it's been virtually invisible since it came out.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 hours ago

You know what? I'm gonna celebrate my boy Johnny with one of my favorite Depp performances in an underrated gem, Finding Neverland. It's crazy to remember that this was actually a Best Picture nominee since it's been virtually invisible since it came out.
Anakin
Anakin at 12:39 PM Jan 25

I cried my fucking eyes out when I saw this film. So sad. Oh god it's just awful.

rosejdowling
rosejdowling at 01:19 PM Jan 25

$89 an hour! Seriously I don't know why more people haven't tried this, I work two shifts, 2 hours in the day and 2 in the evening…And i get surly a chek of $1260......0 whats awesome is Im working from home so I get more time with my kids.
Here is what i did
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Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 01:33 PM Jan 25

One of the films with him i've not seen. Will defo check it out in the near future.

Also that kid played charlie in Burton's willy wonka film!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 2 hours ago

Mortedcai bombed miserably with a $4 million dollar opening weekend on a production budget of close to $60 million. Eesh. That marks 5 straight box office disasters for Johnny Depp after Dark Shadows, The Rum Diary, The Lone Ranger and Transcendence - all with huge losses. The one time sure fire $20 million dollar a picture A-lister seems to be at a crossroads in his career and maybe, just maybe this'll give him a kick in the ass to work outside the box. That's not likely considering Pirates 5 and Alice in Wonderland 2 are next up on his list but you never know what he'll do in between. I personally love the guy and miss that old fearlessness he used to have so maybe we'll see it again.. I gotta hope that we will.
Anakin
Anakin at 12:40 PM Jan 25

sos double post

rosejdowling
rosejdowling at 01:19 PM Jan 25

$89 an hour! Seriously I don't know why more people haven't tried this, I work two shifts, 2 hours in the day and 2 in the evening…And i get surly a chek of $1260......0 whats awesome is Im working from home so I get more time with my kids.
Here is what i did
✒✒✒✒✒✒ WWW.paygazette.COM

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 01:39 PM Jan 25

I love him and most of his movies. The one's you listed, i will probably never watch, maybe Dark Shadows but i could tell from the trailer and adverts Mortedcai would be shite.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 4 hours ago

Only 4 full months until Arkham Knight FINALLY hits... fuck yeah.
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 12:03 PM Jan 25

I concur. Fuck yeah.

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 01:16 PM Jan 25

I cannot wait. Like for reals....as the kids say.

rosejdowling
rosejdowling at 01:19 PM Jan 25

$89 an hour! Seriously I don't know why more people haven't tried this, I work two shifts, 2 hours in the day and 2 in the evening…And i get surly a chek of $1260......0 whats awesome is Im working from home so I get more time with my kids.
Here is what i did
✒✒✒✒✒✒ WWW.paygazette.COM

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 5 hours ago

Christoph Waltz was literally born to read Quentin Tarantino's dialogue. It's one of those rare actor/director-writer combos that just works so harmoniously together. It's a cinematic crime that those two have only worked together twice.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 09:19 AM Jan 25

And a straight-up miracle that both times resulted in an Oscar win. C'mon, Q, let's make it three for three!

oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 10:09 AM Jan 25

I hope he does another film with him. I totally agree with you

Invidtus
Invidtus at 10:30 AM Jan 25

Quentin is channelling his inner Mike Tyson-

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 5 hours ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:17 AM Jan 25

^ I'm dying to check that one out man - hoping it'll hit VOD soon.

Invidtus
Invidtus at 10:30 AM Jan 25

There go the pants - again-

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 01:11 PM Jan 25

Beautiful!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Young Jessica Lange.. wow
XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 10:24 PM Jan 23

Yup. Hell, I find her beautiful now.

Invidtus
Invidtus at 10:29 PM Jan 23

She's kind of got a retro Julia Stiles look going on-

Glinda
Glinda at 11:00 AM Jan 24

My family went to King Kong together when I was a kid and I immediately had a crush on her. So gorgeous.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

ericodarko
ericodarko at 11:00 PM Jan 23

WOAH!

JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 07:08 AM Jan 24

I saw this when IGN posted it on Vine. Holy shit is that game going to be amazing.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 01:39 PM Jan 25

NICE!!!!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Holy shit Shadow of Mordor is fucking phenomenal and I'm not just saying that as a huge Tolkien fanboy. Even though yes, this is basically everything I've ever wanted out of a LOTR action game it's still such an insanely fun and brutal time. No two kills ever feel duplicated and it gets to the point where you feel like a mother fucking killing machine. I basically pretend Talion is Aragorn and live out my most ridiculous in-game fantasies (though for some reason there isn't an option for me to spoon him.. weird). GET IT!
XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 10:03 PM Jan 23

Glad you are enjoying the hell out of it. When it was announced I was hoping it would be something you would dig.

ericodarko
ericodarko at 11:02 PM Jan 23

don't tempt me even more into buying a PS4, damnit haha I need to hold off til Uncharted 4

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

GUYS CHECK OUT THIS BAD-ASS DJANGO STEELBOOK I OWN
Glinda
Glinda at 11:45 AM Jan 24

That's beautiful!

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 12:09 PM Jan 24

is nice!

klinteastwood
klinteastwood at 01:03 PM Jan 24

gorgeous

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Friday night flick: Django Unchained. I fucking LOVE this brilliantly awesome piece of moviemaking and I think it's my favorite Tarantino film.. what's yours?
G. Costanza
G. Costanza at 11:37 PM Jan 23

Kill Bill

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 12:52 AM Jan 24

I would say either Pulp Fiction or Jackie Brown

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 05:15 AM Jan 24

Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's best work but giving the choice between that and Django, I'm picking Django cause it's the more entertaining of the two.

Basically it's a tie.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Fucking love this Star Wars variant cover so much
Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 08:09 PM Jan 23

That's wicked cool!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:06 PM Jan 23

@ericodarko - Nah man I haven't.. how is it? Does it take place between IV and V?

ericodarko
ericodarko at 10:55 PM Jan 23

@JL I don't know. Haven't read it yet. Probably should've phrased my comment better haha From what I read in reviews (very strong reviews, btw), this takes place during IV & V. Kind of like the series I read a while back from Dark Horse (which was really good). This one's from Marvel and they also just launched a Darth Vader series!

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Tarantino's The Hateful Eight

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"Today production began on Quentin Tarantino's storied western The Hateful Eight, which is shooting on 70mm in super pretty Telluride, Colorado. We already knew some of the impressive cast, but today we learn a few other excellent names:


Samuel L. Jackson
Kurt Russell
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Walton Goggins
Demian Bichir
Tim Roth
Michael Madsen
Bruce Dern
Channing Tatum
James Parks
Dana Gourrier
Zoë Bell
Gene Jones
Keith Jefferson
Lee Horsley
Craig Stark
Belinda Owin

A lot of the less familiar folks are from Tarantino's last western, Django Unchained, and can I say I'm just so happy that we live in a world where Quentin Tarantino is putting out multiple epic westerns? There are many reasons to be excited about the above list of names, but I'm personally most giddy for Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Zoë Bell.

Here's your rather poetic film summary:

"In The Hateful Eight, set six or eight or twelve years after the Civil War, a stagecoach hurtles through the wintry Wyoming landscape. The passengers, bounty hunter John Ruth (Russell) and his fugitive Daisy Domergue (Leigh), race towards the town of Red Rock where Ruth, known in these parts as “The Hangman,” will bring Domergue to justice. Along the road, they encounter two strangers: Major Marquis Warren (Jackson), a black former union soldier turned infamous bounty hunter, and Chris Mannix (Goggins), a southern renegade who claims to be the town’s new Sheriff. Losing their lead on the blizzard, Ruth, Domergue, Warren and Mannix seek refuge at Minnie’s Haberdashery, a stagecoach stopover on a mountain pass. When they arrive at Minnie’s, they are greeted not by the proprietor but by four unfamiliar faces. Bob (Bichir), who’s taking care of Minnie’s while she’s visiting her mother, is holed up with Oswaldo Mobray (Roth), the hangman of Red Rock, cow-puncher Joe Gage (Madsen), and Confederate General Sanford Smithers (Dern). As the storm overtakes the mountainside stopover, our eight travelers come to learn they may not make it to Red Rock after all…"

SOURCE: BadAssDigest


Mood: Happy
timmyd
timmyd at 07:05 PM Jan 23

cant . freakin. wait.

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 09:54 PM Jan 23

Is a great cast. Love the fact that Demian Bichir is making big and is already in a Tarantino Film. I want to see also what he will make with Channing Tatum.

Glinda
Glinda at 12:00 PM Jan 24

It looks to be awesome and that cast is incredible.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

That fourth episode of Parks and Rec was probably one of the best episodes the show has ever had. I was a little disappointed by starting off the season with our characters scattered and Ron/Leslie being enemies but the payoff to resolving it was well worth the initial decision. That montage of them fixing up the office had me all nostalgic and emotional all at once. Bravo guys, I can't wait to see where the rest of this season takes us.
ericodarko
ericodarko at 07:31 AM Jan 23

Absolutely, this was an instant classic episode of Parks. It was a fantastic bottle episode and had some truly emotional moments (Ron seeing the changes and going up to see Leslie only to be stood up at JJ's was just heartbreaking). This show is 1/3 through its final season and it seems destined to go out on top. Btw, I'm absolutely loving all the little "future" bits they're dropping. Elton John buying Chick-Fil-A, Kahleesi marrying Jack Sparrow, Kevin James a Jason Bourne haha

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 10:31 AM Jan 23

Right with you, easily one of the best of the entire show and a wonderful reminder that after seven years these guys can still get you.

Glinda
Glinda at 12:12 PM Jan 24

So good to hear this. I'm still waiting for a few more weeks to just marathon it. I'm so spoiled these days waiting a week in between episodes.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

You know what I haven't watched in a while? The Town. Let's fix that
Weapon X
Weapon X at 09:28 PM Jan 22

Whose cah we gonna take?

jimmydevito
jimmydevito at 03:54 PM Jan 23

Introduced this to my chick a few weeks back

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Hate to be that guy but the X-Men casting is a huge "meh" for me. I'm not sold on Turner as an actress at all and Shipp's biggest claim to fame is a TV movie about Aaliyah. Oh. Sheridan was great in Mud and I can see him as the straight forward, by the book Scott but I don't know.. we'll see what happens right?
aturn4theworst
aturn4theworst at 09:20 PM Jan 22

That Aaliyah TV movie got ripped to shreds on Twitter. It was hilarious and I didn't even watch it. I like her look though. I would've preferred Taron Egerton as Cyclops. I just hope Sheridan does justice to my favourite X-Men character. As for Turner, I think she's perfect but obviously it's too early to tell. As long as Bryan Singer's on board, I have faith in the movie though.

JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 09:40 PM Jan 22

You're not the only one who is 'meh' on the casting. I was really hoping for Saoirse Ronan. I think she is extremely talented and in need a big film to show it off. I wasn't a fan of any of the choices for Storm or Cyclops.

Cronos
Cronos at 05:25 AM Jan 23

Yeah, can't say I'm impressed with it. They could surprise me but I've never even heard of anything Shipp's been in and Turner was terrible in the one thing I've seen her in.

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