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Game of Thrones was the best summer blockbuster I've seen all year. I mean dude those location shots and sweeping camera work made the Oscar winning cinematography from LOTR blush.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 8 hours ago

Game of Thrones was the best summer blockbuster I've seen all year. I mean dude those location shots and sweeping camera work made the Oscar winning cinematography from LOTR blush.
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

So the Obi-Wan standalone film is officially happening. Interesting. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there are far more intriguing possibilities and settings to tackle than a film that deals with the time Obi-Wan spends on Tattoine and I wish they'd move away from this and the Rogue One stuff. HOWEVER, there is a possibility they can pull off a type of Logan standalone old western, retired gunslinger flick with McGregor getting the chance to really show his chops away from the absysmal prequels. Color me mildly intrigued at the best right now.
JohnLocke2342 at 09:47 PM Aug 17

*BTW when I say a Logan comparison I mean the slower, character driven nature since there's a ZERO PERCENT CHANCE we'll ever get a rated R Star Wars flick

OldKingClancy at 09:48 PM Aug 17

^ I get you, as much fun as that would be I know it'll never happen. But the slow-burn Western approach I'm fully on board with.

LelekPL at 09:53 PM Aug 17

^ Yep.

But also, a "Logan-esque" movie doesn't have to be R rated. The R-rating fitted Logan because of the character (not the approach)... and it helped with comedy in the film as well.

Naturally, an R-rated SW would be great and a little better (as basically any film can benefit from the creative freedom of an R-rating) but it's definitely unnecessary. You can get the same, western vibe, or in the case of Obi-Wan a samurai vibe, without the gore and language

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Goddamn it feels like the whole world has seen that leaked game of thrones episode already. Dodging spoilers on the internet until Sunday like
HAIL_TO_THE_KING at 06:04 PM Aug 17

not me i'm waiting for Sunday to get my GOT fix like the HBO gods intended

OldKingClancy at 06:20 PM Aug 17

I don't understand how people can't wait... well I do, but it just means longer until the next episode.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Seriously tho what the fuck is Daniel Craig doing that makes getting 100 million + for playing James Bond such an agonizing experience?
Scotch at 02:01 AM Aug 17

He had that leverage after Skyfall but not after Spectre. The MFC community could come up with a list of 15 viable candidates to replace Craig and gives us a new 007.

Cochise at 06:27 AM Aug 17

Honestly I think he and his movies as Bond have been overrated. I did think Casino Royale was really good though, and Skyfall was almost as good too... but both I found a bit overrated, and Spectre was pretty underwhelming. I'd rather see a new Bond instead of another Craig one to be honest. Or at the very least I hope a director with a unique visual and action style comes on and differentiates this one from the others.

OldKingClancy at 06:27 PM Aug 17

I think he hurt his knee quite badly on Spectre and maybe it took the fun out of it for him, or maybe it made him realise that he's getting too old for the role, or maybe something else entirely.

I know the studio's probably want to keep him because he brought the franchise back from extinction and Skyfall crossed the Billion Dollar mark (a first for Bond) so he's the golden child critically and commercially but for Craig himself, he might have lost what he enjoyed about the role in the first place, with Spectre it was obvious neither him nor Mendes wanted to be there so probably a bad working environment.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

It bodes well for the new IT movie that Stephen King wasn't consulted AT ALL
writer19 at 10:28 PM Aug 16


writer19 at 10:28 PM Aug 16

and i agree

timmyd at 01:27 AM Aug 17

couldn't agree more

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Alright so what's the catch on this MoviePass service offering unlimited theater trips for only 9.99 a month? There has to be a catch somewhere as this buisness model doesn't make sense and seems unsustainable.
cerealkiller182 at 04:38 PM Aug 16

I'm gonna find out. They've been on my radar for awhile, but I finally pulled the trigger. Dropping the price was a big reason to do it, but the other was they also changed to month-to-month subscription with no cancellation fees so you should be able to back out easily. Before I think you needed to commit to a certain time frame and pay a fee to leave early.

LelekPL at 07:13 PM Aug 16

9.99? That's laughably low. That's one ticket! I don't see how this makes financial sense either. We have something similar round here but it's a cost of two tickets monthly and that makes more sense for them. For me as well if I want to watch four movies a month... and an unlimited amount. That's still a great deal.

LelekPL at 10:31 PM Aug 16
JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

I had a very small, passing interest in IT up until about a month ago as the marketing stuff went into full effect and now I'm sort of highly anticipating it.
Scotch at 01:24 AM Aug 16

Dude I can't fucking wait for this. I keep waiting for a glaring fuckup. They could have screwed up the design for Pennywise but he looks terrifying. The Stranger Things vibe from the young cast is perfectly timed. The music in the trailers is haunting and original. Growing up with the 1990 TV movie and having read the novel I guess it's common to expect to be letdown. But this one looks better with every piece of marketing the studio releases!

timmyd at 01:36 AM Aug 16


LelekPL at 11:07 AM Aug 16

I was stoked for it as soon as they announced it. The TV series is really outdated other than Curry's performance and this was ripe for a remake

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

Does it say more about the current state of movies or the cultural impact of Game of Thrones that the BLOCKBUSTER EVENT OF THE SUMMER isn't a movie but an episode of television that'll air this Sunday at 9pm? Winter. Is. Here.
ericodarko at 04:41 PM Aug 15

And rightfully so!

TheChanges23 at 06:15 AM Aug 16

Dude don't you say this like every year around this time?

JohnLocke2342 at 03:06 PM Aug 16

^ I do! And it baffles me that every year this is still the same scenario!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

Tonight's feature was a damn good, tension fueled sci-fi thriller that felt like something straight out of a Black Mirror episode. If you haven't already seen it I can't recommend it enough and you should definitely go in as blind as possible.
cerealkiller182 at 03:35 AM Aug 15

Yea i dug this one

LelekPL at 09:46 AM Aug 15

I really enjoyed this film, it's an interesting thriller/mindfuck. If you liked it, I recommend Time Lapse as well.

Moviefreak2010 at 10:49 AM Aug 15

cool want to see

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

LelekPL at 09:44 AM Aug 15

More like Seven Samurai

Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:52 PM Aug 15

The Wight-nificent Seven?

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

I was forced to remember that Ghostbusters 2016 existed last week so now this status is forcing all of you who read it to remember that garbage exists as well. Sorry.
ericodarko at 08:27 PM Aug 14

Yup, one of the most disappointingly forgettable movie yet it set the internet on freakin fire with fanboy ''debates''/''anger''.

Rawzombie at 09:56 PM Aug 14

I liked it. I thought it was entertaining and funny, but I really like Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon.
I think it could have been way worse but it did need work.
All that being said I also absolutely love the original,aside from the really out of place "dream sequence" scene where Ray Stantz
gets fellatio from a ghost.

timmyd at 01:03 AM Aug 15

the cast did what they could . with what they were given , that wasn't fucking much . terrible film.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 12 days ago

I've seen Rogue One three times and I still can't tell you a single supporting character's name
LelekPL at 11:28 PM Aug 14


JohnLocke2342 at 12:10 AM Aug 15

They don't really do anything in the entire movie and their deaths have the emotional resonance of a blank stare. They existed solely to sell the movie to Asian markets and it's a crime because there was something cool to explore there. Especially with Chirrut

LelekPL at 09:24 AM Aug 15

I couldn't disagree more about their deaths. They also had an interesting arc, especially Baze.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 14 days ago

I'm not saying I feel this way, but the fact that episode 4 of a season could have a case made for being the single BEST EPISODE OF THE ENTIRE SHOW says all you need to know about how little they're fucking around this year. Also:
klinteastwood at 04:09 PM Aug 07

omg that gif

LelekPL at 12:39 AM Aug 08

9 and 10 from last season, Red wedding just for the ending alone, are still much better. I even think last weeks episode was a bit better than this one.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 15 days ago

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 18 days ago

Tonight's feature -
Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:30 AM Aug 04

Truly, your choice of film makes you a real human being. And a real hero.

sLaShEr84 at 01:57 AM Aug 04

Great movie.

Scotch at 01:58 AM Aug 04

Original, beautiful and entertaining. Not many films can be described as such.

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