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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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There are only two adventure movies released since the Indiana Jones trilogy ended that came anywhere close to resembling that same wonderful pacing, style and overall vibe; and that's The Mummy and Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Both are genre masterpieces that consistently deliver on the first, second or 48th viewing in just about every way. They bring the trademark humor (both verbally and old-school physical comedy), the rogues, the scene-stealing action, the fun, the globe trotting adventure and that sense of grandeur. Love em.
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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 12 hours ago

There are only two adventure movies released since the Indiana Jones trilogy ended that came anywhere close to resembling that same wonderful pacing, style and overall vibe; and that's The Mummy and Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Both are genre masterpieces that consistently deliver on the first, second or 48th viewing in just about every way. They bring the trademark humor (both verbally and old-school physical comedy), the rogues, the scene-stealing action, the fun, the globe trotting adventure and that sense of grandeur. Love em.
Vampjezzc
Vampjezzc at 12:55 AM Mar 02

Yep, completely agree. Also, we all would rather ignore the third entry in both series.

Cochise
Cochise at 01:19 AM Mar 02

definitely not near as great as POTC or TM but there have been a few other solid ones like The Rundown, Sahara, National Treasure, The Adventures of Tintin, The Forbidden Kingdom and Prince of Persia that I dig too! But yeah for sure, POTC 1 and Mummy 1 -- I'd consider them both classics

Glinda
Glinda at 01:30 AM Mar 02

Completely agree, just fun - plain and simple fun each and every time I watch them. These movies are great to have on in the background too when I'm doing other stuff but like something on that I know and love and enjoy.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 12 hours ago

Seriously every other scene in this movie is memorable perfection.. I can't really put into words how much I love it.
Glinda
Glinda at 01:35 AM Mar 02

It really is so much fun. They're both so cute in this movie. Well, Rachel's outright gorgeous and cute.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 12 hours ago

Just shoveled another goddamn ice storm so I'm making some kick-ass french toast and throwing on one of my all-time favorite movies
sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 12:35 AM Mar 02

Love The Mummy good movie.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 12:35 AM Mar 02

Love The Mummy good movie.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 20 hours ago

House of Cards marathon all day
Anakin
Anakin at 09:01 PM Mar 01

It lost me with season 2 but that first season? WOW. Boss television.

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writer19
writer19 at 07:31 PM Mar 01

Dear lord

WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:12 PM Mar 01

Catwoman tbh

JohnLocke2342 created a LIST: about 21 hours ago

I just learned that these are actual quotes from "Fifty Shades of Grey"

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1. "His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something."
2. "Christian, you are the state lottery, the cure for cancer, and the three wishes from Aladdin's lamp all rolled into one".
3. "I flush at the waywardness of my subconscious - she's doing her happy dance in a bright red hula skirt at the thought of being his."
4. "My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping its hands like a five year old"
5. “He’s said such loving things today … But how long will he want to do this without wanting to beat the crap out of me."
6. "My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves."
7.
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 07:58 PM Mar 01

ugh photo omg.gif

movieman32
movieman32 at 08:46 PM Mar 01

I was gonna leave my two cents, but between the gifs and comments before me, there's really nothing else left to say. :)

timmyd
timmyd at 01:51 AM Mar 02

lmao . Jesus .

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JohnLocke2342 posted a POLL item: about 21 hours ago

What's your Favorite MCU Movie? :

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 05:10 PM Mar 01

many on there ive not seen. between The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man. i voted TIH.

Cochise
Cochise at 05:56 PM Mar 01

the original Thor, but Iron Man ain't that far behind. Then a ways after that probably GOTG then TIH

Scotch
Scotch at 05:58 PM Mar 01

Winter Soldier all the way

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 22 hours ago

First Time Watches in February

Whiplash - 9/10
Glengarry Glen Ross - 9/10
Nightcrawler - 9/10
The Grand Budapest Hotel - 9/10
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) - 8/10
Kingsman: The Secret Service - 8/10
Fury - 8/10
Under the Skin - 8/10
John Wick - 7/10
Selma - 7/10
American Sniper - 6/10


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WalkAway
WalkAway at 03:35 PM Mar 01

Some good ones on here!

Invidtus
Invidtus at 04:06 PM Mar 01

That's some high powered viewing there Broman Holiday-

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I'm so goddamn happy House of Cards is back in my life
ericodarko
ericodarko at 04:25 AM Mar 01

Amen!

writer19
writer19 at 05:39 AM Mar 01

yeeeeeeeeeah buddy

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 1 day ago

The Trilogy




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XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 11:44 PM Feb 28

Those are beautiful, brother. I will admit at first I thought the Eye of Sauron was a UFO though.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 12:29 PM Mar 01

Gollum hiding in the first one - Precious!!!

stunning posters.

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Vampjezzc
Vampjezzc at 11:27 PM Feb 28

Improvement on the cluster poster we initially got.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Léa Seydoux





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Tags: Léa Seydoux
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 06:50 PM Feb 28

She is a femme fatale.

Flat out beautiful.

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 06:59 PM Feb 28

Yowza, very beautiful

writer19
writer19 at 05:45 AM Mar 01

sex

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Afternoon Matinee - REGULATORS!! - Young Guns
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 06:51 PM Feb 28

Good old 80's action.

Glinda
Glinda at 11:08 PM Feb 28

So good.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Jayne's Hat

"The difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat isn't "AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT?" but, instead, is "THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW"





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Tags: Firefly
WalkAway
WalkAway at 09:22 PM Feb 28

loooove

Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:28 AM Mar 01

I have a college friend promising to make me a Jayne hat in exchange for one of my prints.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

A Blade Runner sequel sounds like a truly horrific idea in almost every way imaginable. Isn't the beauty of that first movie the fact that it's mostly ambiguous and even plot-less? A gigantic art-house flick disguised as a massive Sci-Fi tentpole with prolonged periods of silence and isolation? Something like that would never, ever get made today. I understand greenlighting an Alien 5 that fans have been clamoring for but fuck man, has anyone even been asking for a Blade Runner sequel? You have as much closure as you could want from that movie with the 57 different director's cuts. I don't know, this just doesn't seem like a good idea to me.
Cochise
Cochise at 06:30 PM Feb 28

true I don't think I've ever heard anyone go 'man I wish there was a sequel!' but I'm down for a return to this world. Honestly I'd be more excited if it was just this world and had nothing to do with Harrison Ford's character, but it is what it is. I love sci-fi, especially sci-fi that has good production value and with unique worlds so I am so there for this. I liked the original, never thought it was fantastic like many do, but I dug it, and I think this one will be a fun trip too. Not super excited, but I'll be there.

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 07:06 PM Feb 28

It's that unfortunate fact of life, that sequels will get made for brand name alone, Blade Runner was and still is very popular so it appears we're getting one. It'll get made, it'll bomb, the studios will cower away and blame the movie going public for not seeing what to their minds was a guaranteed hit and then the next bring spark of sci-fi creativity will burn out because no-one wants to take the risk.

Sorry if I sound jaded, this is just a stupid fuckin idea.

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