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The Lord of the Rings
#1 Movie of All-Time
Shaun of the Dead
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
Alien
#1 Horror
Before Midnight
#1 Romance
The Lion King
#1 Animated
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Michael Fassbender
#1 Actor
Jessica Chastain
#1 Actress
Steven Spielberg
#1 Director
Jessica Chastain
#1 Hottie
Indiana Jones
#1 Movie Character
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Leo Dicpario's heart will go on to the next round as he defeats a heavy favorite in Daniel Craig. Also when it comes to Oscar Gold there can only be one who's the sexiest and according to MFC it's Christian Bale
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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 9 hours ago

Gandalf Wants YOU


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Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 11:57 PM Jul 21

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

Invidtus
Invidtus at 01:26 AM Jul 22

FOR FRODO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skullbone
Skullbone at 06:56 AM Jul 22

The Sauron Smear Campaign needs to end!!

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 12 hours ago

Sexiest Funny Guy

These guys can charm the fuck out of you with their comedic ways and showcase why laughter is the key to so many people's hearts. Whether it's Iron Man, Shaun of the Dead, Firefly, Parks and Rec, The 40 Year Old Virgin or 2 dozen other projects these five men will keep you in stitches from start to finish.

Oh and uh, they're not too bad to look at either.

Chris Pratt

Paul Rudd

Robert Downey Jr.

Simon Pegg

Nathan Fillion

Please vote for one below!


Mood: Chillin'
queen bee
queen bee at 01:52 AM Jul 22

Rudd.

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 02:43 AM Jul 22

Rudd

Anakin
Anakin at 05:43 AM Jul 22

RDJ

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 12 hours ago

Leo Dicpario's heart will go on to the next round as he defeats a heavy favorite in Daniel Craig. Also when it comes to Oscar Gold there can only be one who's the sexiest and according to MFC it's Christian Bale
Glinda
Glinda at 12:09 AM Jul 22

^LOL and also according to Patrick Bateman himself.

Sad about Daniel Craig but Leo's extremely worthy.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item about 12 hours ago

Sexiest Man Alive Voting Post #8

For the final showdown I saved two of our favorite hunks coming from opposite ends of the spectrum.

Mr. Hardy burst onto the scene with an incredible performance in Bronson and then stole enough scenes in Inception to make him a fan favorite. He followed that up with performance in Warrior which was SNUBBED BY THE ACADEMY and a portrayal of Bane in The Dark Knight Rises that instantly became memorable. He's the total package when it comes to what you want in a leading man and he's easily one of the most talented actors working today.

ON THE OTHER SIDE you have the most improbable and amazing "rags to riches" Hollywood type of story when you think about it. Chris Pratt was your typical "hefty comedic male" stealing laughs on Parks and Rec for 5 years until he dropped the weight, bulked up, turned into a MEGA HOTTIE virtually overnight and is now leading two massive film franchises in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World. He's beyond likeable AND relatable which only adds to his charming persona and will most likely keep him in the game for a while.

Two fan favorites

Two leading men

ONE WINNER

Tom Hardy

vs.

Chris Pratt


Mood: Happy
queen bee
queen bee at 01:53 AM Jul 22

Hardy.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:17 AM Jul 22

chris pratt

Anakin
Anakin at 05:44 AM Jul 22

Hardy

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JohnLocke2342 posted an IMAGE item: about 15 hours ago
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Jurassic World - ComicCon poster... IT IS REAL AND IT IS HAPPENING

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 07:27 PM Jul 21

@ Raiden - Perhaps that is how spontaneous combustion happens? ;)

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 12:37 AM Jul 22

THIS NEEDS TO BE ON MY WALL RIGHT NOW

Quinn
Quinn at 01:33 AM Jul 22

Love this poster! So jealous of everyone who is going to SDCC!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 22 hours ago

WHOA - I just thought about all the incredible Jurassic World merchandise/action figures that will be storming shelves and bleeding my wallet dry next summer... I should probably start saving now.
ericodarko
ericodarko at 01:57 PM Jul 21

If the new JP merch/toys is anything like the ones from the original, yeah, I'm starting to save up too!

ericodarko
ericodarko at 01:57 PM Jul 21

They better bring back the JP oreo cookies too!

Glinda
Glinda at 05:31 PM Jul 21

I'll bet you anything they'll start in spring with the toys and bedsheets!

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

HOLY NOSTALGIA
Anakin
Anakin at 05:24 AM Jul 21

Yum

ericodarko
ericodarko at 10:16 AM Jul 21

Damn I miss these giant movie/fast food cross-promotions. Also, nice touch using the french-canadian commerical!

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 12:15 AM Jul 22

Oh hell yeah

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:58 PM Jul 20

^ Haha, I honestly never really notice it as different but I guess that's because I've been watching TMNT since I learned how to speak so it always seemed.. normal? Lol

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 11:15 PM Jul 20

My dude, Raph. Can't wait.

queen bee
queen bee at 04:26 AM Jul 21

He does look pretty cool.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

The Strain tonight! I think I'm digging these weekly doses of Guillermo Del Toro
ericodarko
ericodarko at 09:04 PM Jul 20

I still have to check out the first episode. Looks damn good

JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 09:29 PM Jul 20

I'm counting down. I can't wait. Sunday is my favorite night of the week again.

Rkhulinator
Rkhulinator at 01:30 PM Jul 21

Is it really as good as they say it is? I'm still on the fence on whether I should give it my time or not.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

It's nice to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes stay on top of the box-office for a second consecutive week. Go out and see it if you haven't already! We need more summer blockbusters that are molded in the shape of this movie.
JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 02:44 PM Jul 20

I agree. I was afraid that the (fad) of The Purge was gonna nab the number one spot. Nice to see a smart summer blockbuster still holds weight.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 03:03 PM Jul 20

Heck yeah! And not even a huge drop. WELL-EARNED, DAWN!! Well-earned.

Glinda
Glinda at 11:26 PM Jul 20

Yes, we need more like this! I loved it so much.

JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Sexiest Oscar Winner

These 5 men aren't just uber talented actors but they're also mega-hunks that make winning look that much better.

So which one was the most sizzling to take home an Academy Award?

Heath Ledger

Chrisian Bale

Matthew McConaughey

Denzel Washington

Jared Leto

Please vote for one below!


Mood: Happy
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 11:24 PM Jul 20

+1 Bale

Scotch
Scotch at 12:07 AM Jul 21

Bale

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:54 PM Jul 21

Voting polls have closed

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Sexiest Man Alive Voting Post #7

Two icons, two bonafide Hollywood A-listers and two men known to make the ladies (and the fellas) swoon for days.

In one corner you have Daniel Craig, the man whose career catapulted into superstardom back in 2006 when he took on the role of James Bond in Casino Royale, and he's been a one-man wrecking crew ever since. He graces us with a commanding screen presence that's the perfect blend of a "man's man" and a charmer, and we can get lost in his eyes for days. He's gearing up for his 4th portrayal of James Bond later this year and even though he's 44 there seems to be now slowing down this killer actor.

In the other corner you have Leonardo Dicaprio whose own career catapulted into superstardom a good 10 years earlier when he won the role of Jack Dawson in Titanic. While opinions on that movie may be split (translation: haters to the left) there's no denying he became a mega-icon overnight. After a rough patch of experimental flicks he took some time off and came back from hibernation in 2002's Gangs of New York, hitting his stride and never looking back since. He's garnered 5 Oscar Nominations, 9 Golden Globes and a career anyone would be jealous of as he's really done it all.

Two Men Enter

One Man Leaves

Daniel Craig

vs.

Leonardo DiCaprio


Mood: Happy
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 11:25 PM Jul 20

+1 Daniel Craig (sorry, I'll never forget his blue speedo in James Bond ;)

Scotch
Scotch at 12:07 AM Jul 21

DiCaprio

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:54 PM Jul 21

Voting polls have closed

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Zoë Saldana Sundays










Mood: Happy
Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 01:16 PM Jul 20

Saldana Sundays! i like it.

would love to be in the pool with her.

WalkAway
WalkAway at 04:20 PM Jul 20

I am here for this new tradition.

Scotch
Scotch at 12:09 AM Jul 21

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Does anyone know what's the deal with the found-footage Area 51 flick that was helmed by Oren Peli of Paranormal Activity/Insidious fame? I was reallllllly looking forward to that one when I heard about it but it's been almost a year since I've seen anything about it at all.
Quinn
Quinn at 03:01 AM Jul 20

@Scotch thanks for that update, I can't wait to see it! Forgot all about it as well.

Cronos
Cronos at 07:56 AM Jul 20

Been looking forward to this since it was announced but haven't heard anything new regarding its development/release since last year, kinda makes me worried it's going to be terrible.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:54 AM Jul 20

@ Scotch - Thank you man! I had no idea Paranormal Activity was tinkering around for 4 years before it was realized, but I guess knowing the recent success of that franchise I was hoping this would be out quicker.

Fingers crossed for this one, I'm sooo stoked for that concept.

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JohnLocke2342 posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Late Night Flick



Mood: Chillin'
Tags: Tremors
Invidtus
Invidtus at 01:39 AM Jul 20

Melvin you little shit ! -

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 02:22 AM Jul 20

Excellent late night movie

Anakin
Anakin at 06:12 AM Jul 20

Great film

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