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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 3 hours ago

I give you.. the sexiest woman alive
writer19
writer19 at 04:51 PM Jul 27

She's pretty much perfection

writer19
writer19 at 04:52 PM Jul 27

Seriously I could stare at this pic for hours

Glinda
Glinda at 05:11 PM Jul 27

Breathtaking.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: about 11 hours ago

The best way I can describe this US Election in movie terms: You're forced to only watch one shark movie for the next 4 years. Everyone wants to watch Jaws but it hasn't been that way in a long time. Deep Blue Sea was our next best bet but even that one couldn't make it to the final two. So you have Sharknado and Shark Night 3D. Sharknado is a disaster and barely qualifies as a movie anyway. Nobody knows where it came from and its support is baffling. It would be entertaining for the first couple of weeks until you realize it's the only movie you can watch every. single. day and it would lead to a nuclear apocalypse. Shark Night 3D lied to you nonstop in the trailers and tv spots and posters. You were expecting this violent, nasty shark flick but what you got was a tame and pretty boring movie that wouldn't shake the status quo at all. They both suck but one would drive you insane and the other, while pretty bad is ultimately harmless and inoffensive.
grelber37
grelber37 at 08:54 AM Jul 27

Could we look at Sara Paxton in a bikini for the next four years? LOL.

Your analogy is brilliant. Well-done. And, you posted the comment in the perfect forum. Only hard-core moviefans understand your discussion in all of its intricacy.

cobb
cobb at 11:52 AM Jul 27

hunger games

Glinda
Glinda at 02:27 PM Jul 27

This status is perfect.

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Top 6 Favorite Stranger Things Characters

1. Eleven
2. Hopper
3. Dustin
4. Mike
5. Steve
6. Nancy
Glinda
Glinda at 02:37 PM Jul 27

I love this list and seeing Steve on it. It was such a nice change of typical regarding him and how he came about. Unexpected.

El was just a fabulous character. So brave and strong and good. That actress could say more with her eyes than anybody else I can think of ever.

Nancy is another great character and I love how they gave the teenagers depth to them so much more than is typically given. She was a beautiful, strong, badass with a kind heart and awesome character all around.

Mike and Dustin. Those two brave kids were just so much fun to watch. I got a big kick out of them.

Hopper. I LOVED him and loved that he didn't let rules and regulations stop him and that he was a believer almost from the start. His back story was so sad and I'm glad they included that.

I'd copy this list but I think mine would be the same.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

It seems odd to me that DC goes off and kills Superman only to have him reappear in promotional material for the next movie. I guess it's not that big of a deal since LOTR did the exact same thing with Gandalf - showing his reveal during one of its first trailers. It's just something of note.
southofheaven
southofheaven at 09:34 AM Jul 26

i read that superman really isn't in it that much when he does appear its a batman and friends movie

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

This is everything.
WalkAway
WalkAway at 07:51 AM Jul 26

LOVE

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I saw this question posed on Reddit and I thought it would be a good one for here. Where were you when the original Blair Witch Project was released and the hype around it being a true story was spreading? What was your experience with it? I specifically remember that being the time of the Internet's infancy and Blair Witch having one of the first viral websites. I was 12 and specifically remember the website with the pulsating sound and layout making it feel like a real event. I believed it was REAL.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:44 AM Jul 26

I believe I was sixteen at the time, my mom and I saw it in theaters and we were both pretty freaked out by the end. I totally bought into the hype and thought the filmmakers had really vanished, but then I saw Heather Donahue on Leno or something and it all came crashing down.

jimmydevito
jimmydevito at 08:48 AM Jul 26

I remember everyone talking about and no one really knowing if it was fake or real. My older brother and I would debate whether it was real or not until the word finally came out haha.

Glinda
Glinda at 02:10 PM Jul 26

I didn't see it when it came out, as I rented it later. By then the cat was out.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Aaaaand now I'm about to binge-watch a new show. Any suggestions for something you think I'll dig?
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 06:42 AM Jul 26

If you like your sci-fi dark and complex I'd say the Battlestar Gallactica reboot.

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 06:43 AM Jul 26

I loved Rome, and WalkAway, perfect description of the show.

jimmydevito
jimmydevito at 08:50 AM Jul 26

Rome is solid...me and the wife just crushed Justified and I can't say enough good things about it.

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JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I finished Stranger Things and it's absolute brilliance. It might be the best thing I've watched all year and if not it's certainly up there in my Top 3 along with the last season of Game of Thrones and Cap: Civil War. It was wonderfully acted, had SO MUCH HEART, incredible creature design with legitimate scares and that 80's setting/feel made it even more special. 10/10.
Glinda
Glinda at 02:12 PM Jul 26

I still have two episodes left but at this point I can easily give it a 9/10 for sure. Loving it! I read it's being picked up for another season so that's awesome.

dsloy
dsloy at 04:29 PM Jul 26

and even the credits title font was very 80s

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

One thing that always fucked with me about Jaws: I always wondered why the fuck this guy's wife had a "holiday roast" on hand at this time of the year. A roast is typically a Christmas thing and maybe New Years. It's July 4th. Was he having a roast on the 4th of July? Why? For what purpose? It's a beach town. Wtf is he doing with a roast that needs to be in a hot oven all day in the middle of summer and 100 degree weather. Also how small is Amity that he couldn't go to the store and get another roast for his wife? Or better yet some barbecue. I just don't get it!
Moviefreak2010
Moviefreak2010 at 12:06 AM Jul 26

beats me

WalkAway
WalkAway at 06:33 AM Jul 26

lol

Glinda
Glinda at 02:19 PM Jul 26

lol good point. Older couple, back then in the 70's. I'm going with she bought the roast on sale after Christmas and put it in the freezer for the next year and he took it out, thawed it in secret and snuck it out of the house. That's something I could see happening with my grandparents.

Another question about that scene. Those guys are older guys right? Both of them? At the end of the scene when you hear the one say "Can we go home now?" I swear it's the voice of a teenage or no older than 25 year old. Like they dubbed the voice in later. It's odd.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Tonight's viewing -
Weapon X
Weapon X at 04:08 PM Jul 25

"God dammit, Mom, you ALWAYS have to embarrass me in front of company!"

Glinda
Glinda at 05:51 PM Jul 25

Always fantastic!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

WalkAway
WalkAway at 04:10 PM Jul 25

gorg

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 07:36 PM Jul 25

Crushed on her after watching Creed.

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Happy Birthday to my boy Scotch! Have a great one brotha
Scotch
Scotch at 09:19 PM Jul 25

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Joss Whedon wants to direct a Black Widow movie? Cool, I want a house in Hawaii. The guy had two cracks at her and accomplished less in both of those movies than ScarJo brought to Winter Soldier alone. Have him on as a producer? Sure, but there are way more people I'd want to see helm a small scale espionage thriller than Whedon. Like maybe Kathryn Bigelow?
WalkAway
WalkAway at 06:51 AM Jul 25

oooh KB would be awesome

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 07:39 PM Jul 25

Agreed! Especially after Age of Ultron...

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Stranger Things is absolutely brilliant I can't recommend it enough. THE HYPE IS REAL AND JUSTIFIED.
goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 07:22 PM Jul 24

This is honestly my favourite thing of this year. I wish it was an eight hour movie so I could put it at the top of my best of list at the end of this year!

Glinda
Glinda at 06:17 PM Jul 25

^I say do it anyway. Nowadays some of these tv shows and mini series can easily rival any more in quality in all ways. This one is just fantastic.

the hash slinging slasher
the hash slinging slasher at 07:40 PM Jul 25

Four more episodes to go!

JohnLocke2342 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Oh, and Kong: Skull Island looks fucking phenomenal. My favorite trailer from the whole day (juuuust ahead of Wonder Woman). This is everything I want from a King Kong movie in the sense that it's all adventure, set in the jungle and without the beauty and the beast element. Fuck yes!
emmyd
emmyd at 08:08 PM Jul 23

Looks fucking phenomenal ! Wow !

Glinda
Glinda at 06:36 AM Jul 24

It's the movie I'm most excited about right now.

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