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Johnboy16 posted a BLOG item 5 months ago

The very hated Taylor Lautner

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Taylor Lautner is adored by young girls and cougars all around the world. His main claim to fame has come from the Twilight saga. Now, he is a lead in an action film that is ready to hit theaters called Abduction in an attempt to market himself as an action hero. Yet many on here on MFC, and also through various anonymous internet portals seem to constantly bash Taylor Lautner. And frankly, I just don't get it. First off all, what the hell did this kid do to anyone? He always carries himself well, he never bad mouths anyone, he's not cocky, and he doesn't seem to take himself seriously. And as for a potential action star, you all mark my words, he WILL be the next big action star and I for one am very happy about that. The guy is a skilled martial artist who has trained since he was young kid, he's ripped, and from the trailer for Abduction, he looks like he is willing to and can handle decent stunt work. So again why the fuck are there so many assholes who spit on this kid? Is it because of the fact that he's a part of the Twilight franchise? Because if that is the case, I think I need to remind people where some of our current action stars started out. Ryan Gosling, the latest to be dubbed an action star, is in the film everyone can't stop raving about called Drive. Gosling started on the fucking Mickey Mouse Club singing cheesy disney songs, and is most well known for being in The Notebook. Now, as brilliant of a film the Notebook is, when it was released most guys cringed at the fact of being dragged to it for being such a girly romance. Yet now here he is, in not just amazing action film but one of the best films of the year. Also now I guarantee he will get action offers out the ass. Tom Cruise, now respected as an action star, was once a hated pretty boy that, even after doing Top Gun, was not seen as an action star at all. But with films like the Mission Impossible series, Collateral, and Knight & Day that has all changed. Remember when Matt Damon was the butt of many gay jokes between him and Affleck? He then he starred in the Bourne Identity, which had MANY rolling their eyes quite similarly. And not only did he shut everyone the fuck up, now there is a 4th Bourne film coming and many are bummed that he is not in it. And how about his friend Ben Affleck, holy shit, easily over a decade of disrespecting left and right from all types towards this poor bastard. Finally the man did The Town and silenced most of the shit talkers. And finally, need I remind you about a man named Bruce Wilis? Sure we all know him as John McClane and action royalty, but his big break came from a TV show called Moonlighting. For those who don't know, it was a romantic comedy, no action, and the main demographic was women. Yet Die Hard was born, and that was that. I could go on and on, but the point is most of the action legends are getting up there in age, it's time for a new generation. Now, am I saying Abduction will be his Die Hard, Drive, or Bourne? Maybe, maybe not who knows, but I for one hope it is. And action fans should not be rolling their eyes at this film, you should be happy this film is coming. Why? It's a martial artist starring in THE LEAD ROLE in an action movie that's actually being released in theaters. When is the last time that happened? Again, not some actor who trained six months in choreography, but an actual martial artist who has trained for years? The most recent I can think of is Blade Trinity which was so bad it killed one of the best superhero franchises ever. So look, am I saying run out and become the guy's biggest fan? Hell no. What I'm saying is he has not done anything to deserve this kind of bashing, and instead of following the masses of bitter judgmental idiots, instead at least just give him a shot. Also, why would you not want to see an action film that I guarantee you will be in a crowd filled to the brim with hot girls? Anyone?? So quit the bitching, quit the unnecessary bashing, and never judge an actor by where he starts. If you're not in the acting business, believe me, you have ZERO idea how hard it is when your income comes from acting, you must take what you can get starting out and be grateful. Some get amazing starts, others not so much. But in the end it's not about where you start, it's about where you finish. (That's what she said ha ha yeah I know). Mr. Lautner may have started as a wolf boy in a girly vampire flick, but I guarantee within the next few years that will be nothing but a memory, and many haters will change their tune. For now, I bid you schmoes adios and wish you all an awesome day.


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horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 05:55 AM Sep 20

You know razgriz21 is puking at the sight of this blog right now somewhere.

Here's a viewpoint from someone who hasn't seen the Twilight movies:

The only movie I've seen of Lautner is Shark Boy and Lava Boy and that movie was horrible even without him. I can't really blame the guy being in Twilight. He's getting recognized and he can move on to much better projects. Based on the Twilight tailers and the Abduction trailer, he seems very wooden in his acting. Another pretty bot trying to act. But Leo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, and many others were pretty boys before and have become some of the best actors of our time. Am I saying Lautner is going to be the next big actor? No. Am I giving him a chance? Yes, but only in a movie that actually challenges him acting wise. Not a Twilight movie or a Jason Bourne ripoff, but an actual movie with a good character he can play off on. Maybe even an action movie considering that he does know martial arts (I can't take that away from him). He's right now just eye candy for women just like Megan Fox is eye candy for guys. Neither are master thespians in anything they do. They're just good looking people in Hollywood that make millions of dollars in big franchises.

timmyd
timmyd at 06:51 AM Sep 20

While I am not a fan of the moronic Vampire saga , I definitely am not a fan of anyone being tagged poorly because of a project they're involved in . It's funny that pretty much the ONLY member of the cast not being constantly hammered is Ashley Greene , who I would definitely place next to Jessica Alba as looks great , couldn't act to save herself .

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 08:09 AM Sep 20

Nice blog but my main gripe with Launter is his age. He is too damn young and further degrades a genre that's been getting blackballed (action).

I want action movies with hard asses, not 14 year old girls (Hanna) and boyish looking leads.

I've seen Lautner's martial arts and I admit, I'm impressed. Again, he is just too damn young for this genre.

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Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:59 AM Sep 20

I had a blast with it.

PulpFictionFan1
PulpFictionFan1 at 12:02 PM Sep 20

im going to see this. Im waiting for blu ray though so i can get the best i can out of the visuals

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 12:54 PM Sep 20

hmm... I'll have to check it out, the trailer totally turned me off, but I've heard some good things

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Shut up crime

hellocookie
hellocookie at 08:47 AM Sep 17

I finally picked this up and I gotta watch it sometime soon! Can't wait! Nathan Fillion, Ellen Page and superhero vigilantes?! SOLD! :D

ghostman123
ghostman123 at 09:18 AM Sep 17

@hellocookie, it's really fun and different. Loved it. BUT don't expect Fillion much. He's in like 3 short scenes. That was the only real disappointment for me. But he stole the show everytime he was on screen.

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 11:33 PM Sep 17

He may not be in it much but the scenes he's in are great. Ellen Page is awesome, loved her in this. And as for Mr. Rainn Wilson, amazing performance, really surprised me.

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WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 08:05 PM Sep 16

^a dick? it's the people that are fucking themselves, getting mad about it and blaming it on someone else. In truth he ain't doin nothin to nobody lol

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 08:24 PM Sep 16

not this guy! He is kind of a dick, if only for the fact that he knows people want the theatrical versions yet refuses to release them.. Just give us both versions, is it that hard?

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 12:02 AM Sep 17

WP-DFA: Shut the fuck up Donny.

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Johnboy16 posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago
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Sooo I decided to have some more photoshop fun. lol For amusement purposes only

Desh Bouksani
Desh Bouksani at 04:29 AM Sep 15

Hehe! "we're evil."

timmyd
timmyd at 09:20 AM Sep 15

That's Superb , My Man . COOLIO !!

Johnboy16 posted a VIDEO item: 5 months ago

A song for 9/11

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSI6EhN-l44

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 06:52 AM Sep 11

To all those who died on 9/11/2001, to all those who lost ones they love, and to all those who are still fighting this war which all started after that tragic day, you are loved and will always be remembered.

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WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 10:20 PM Sep 09

I like the baby next to him. He's all like 'yo baby, get out of here!'

RoseBug61
RoseBug61 at 12:29 AM Sep 10

Look how young, with that 70s hairstyle!

Johnboy16 created a LIST: 5 months ago

My baker's dozen of all time most awesome lines in no particular order

Fletch
1. "2 sounds, me hittin you and your dick hittin the dirt" Captain Spaulding- The Devil's Rejects
2. "This is where the law stops, and I start...sucker" Marion Cobretti- Cobra
3. "You got knocked the fuck out!"- Smokey- Friday
4. "Mooooooon river...wow..ever serve time doc?"- Irwin Fletcher- Fletch
5. "Everybody be cool, YOU be cool"- Seth Gecko- From Dusk Till Dawn
6. "Come to me son of Jor El, kneeeeel before Zod!"- General Zod- Superman II
7. "How did you know that was a Fugazi?"- Lefty- Donnie Brasco
8. "Now the football team when I was young, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family"- Thorton Melon- Back To School
9. "They called it San Diego which as we all know means a whale's vagina"- Ron Burgundy- Anchorman
10. "With all due respect sir you're beginning to bore the hell out of me" Sgt. Gunnie Highway- Heartbreak Ridge
11. "Boards don't hit back"- Lee- Enter The Dragon
12. "That's a lovely accent you have, New Jersey?"- Lloyd Christmas- Dumb & Dumber
13. "You're one ugly motherfucker"- Dutch- Predator
14. BONUS: "You call him Dr. Jones!"- Short Round- Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 04:24 PM Sep 09

Good list, love #8.

Johnboy16 created a LIST: 5 months ago

The Cinematic Range of Emotions:

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1. Movie that makes you cry the most: Rudy
2. Movie that brightens up your day: Lilo & Stitch
3. Movie that makes you paranoid: Arachnophobia
4. Movie that scares you silly: The Exorcist
5. Movie that angers you: Green Lantern
6. Movie that brings you to gut-busting laughter: Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
7. Movie that makes you contemplate on life: 10 Items Or Less
8. Movie that disgusted you to no end: The Fly
9. Movie that surprised you: I Love You Phillip Morris
10. Movie that made you believe in love: The Notebook
11. Movie that awakened you sexually: Out Of Sight
12. Movie that made you extremely disappointed: Blade Trinity
13. Movie that bored you to tears: Cast Away
14. Movie that gave you hope: Rocky Balboa
15. Movie that enthralled you: Tron Legacy
16. Movie that underwhelmed you completely: The American

Based on a list by horrorfan23

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 07:05 PM Sep 07

oh man Arachnophobia

Johnboy16 posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago
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I decided to have a little photoshop fun, could not resist lol I would pay anything to see this by the way.

SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 02:20 AM Sep 07

I CANT EVEN with that Arnie pic!

G-Funk
G-Funk at 04:30 AM Sep 07

Nicely done!

Johnboy16 created a LIST: 5 months ago

My Selection For A Super Team

Team
1. Leader: Superman
2. Second in Command: Yoda
3. Brains: Colonel Hannibal Smith
4. Agility: Nightcrawler
5. Psychic: Luke Skywalker
6. Fire Power: Captain Marvel
7. Strength: Hulk
8. Mole: Templeton "Faceman" Peck
9. Fighter: Blade
10. Loner: Raizo
11. X-factor: Beatrix Kiddo

Based on a list by brianandmichelle

WalkAway
WalkAway at 08:47 AM Sep 03

Yoda, nice.

Johnboy16 posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago
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AWESOME MOVIE!!! MUST OWN!! Super 8 is shit compared to this epic gem. Loved it.

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 07:44 PM Sep 02

lookin forward to it, probably won't see it til it's on tv though

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:41 PM Sep 02

I dug the hell out of it, more than Super 8 in fact.

timmyd
timmyd at 11:13 AM Sep 04

Couldn't agree more , My Friend !! BRILLIANT !!

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Strider
Strider at 02:42 AM Sep 02

Hahaha! I wonder if we'll ever see this Gandalf on screen. :D

Johnboy16 posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago
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Watch out he's a badass. He'll storm your house without probable cause and kill your puppy. Fat fuck.

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 01:02 AM Sep 01

And leave you with an empty fridge... and probably a mixtape of his "Greatest Hits".

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 04:16 AM Sep 01

That was not included in the article I read about Seagal's latest fiasco elmariachi01 but I am almost 1000% certain that your statement is right on the money.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 06:50 AM Sep 01

I'd rather have him then taylor launter.

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