An Ode to the Straight To DVD/Video! (A john_rambo Original Poem)
Oh Straight to DVD movies,
What joy you bring me,
Reminding me that C Thomas Howell is still alive,
Letting me know that 80's pops singers still breathe,
Reminding me that people liked "Bring it On" enough to have 57 sequels.
But why no love?
People treat you as if you are out to hurt them.
Lies! I say! Lies!
You will always have a spot in my heart!
From "Leprechaun in the Hood", to the Stallone classic "Shade!"
You truly know what makes this grown man weep happily.
While others may chastise you, I want to hug you.
While other may want to harm you, I want to love you.
And While others won't watch you, I'll visually devour you, Forevermore.
So to you, straight to DVD, video, I raise my glass.
In hopes that others, see the sheeps in wolve's clothing.
But really, Everyone go get Shade, it's fucking SICK!
Bored
