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The Great Race
#1 Comedy
Raiders of the Lost Ark
#1 Action
Blade Runner
#1 Sci-Fi
The Exorcist
#1 Horror
Serendipity
#1 Romance
Half Baked
#1 Stoner
Akira
#1 Animated
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
#1 Fantasy
Just Friends
#1 Romantic Comedy
Bruce Campbell
#1 Actor
Ridley Scott
#1 Director
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#1 Hottie
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joeyc5 created a LIST: 3 months ago

My WalkAway Schmoe Crush: Isla Fisher

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1. Wedding Crashers
2. The Lookout
3. Defiantly, Maybe
4. Wedding Daze
5. Hot Rod

Based on a list by Invidtus

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 08:22 PM Feb 20

no order to these movies just a few that I liked her in but I crushed on her character in Defiantly, Maybe she was fantastic

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 03:33 AM Feb 21

The first job I saw of her it was in "Confessions of a Shopaholic" which I liked a lot, she is so charming.

Glinda
Glinda at 11:58 PM Feb 27

She's one of two I have put an order in for to come back in my next life. I assume I'll get one of them I'll not be picky which.

joeyc5 created a LIST: 3 months ago

_____*my Nic Cage faves *____

1. Raising Arizonia (1987)
2. Face/Off (1997)
3. Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
4. The Rock (1995)
5. Kick Ass (2010)
6. National Treasure (2004)
7. Kiss of Death (1995)
8. Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000)
9. Con Air (1997)
10. Lord of War (2005)
11. Drive Angry (2011)
12. It Could Happen To You (1994)
Cochise
Cochise at 01:58 PM Feb 13

great to see Lord of War up there, love it! Drive Angry is damn fun too

joeyc5 created a LIST: 5 months ago

Favorite movies that take place during Christmas that aren't about Christmas

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1. Die Hard...OBVIOUSLY!
2. Kiss, Kiss, Bang Bang
3. Die Hard 2
4. Gremlins
5. Brazil
6. Lethal Weapon
7. Serendipity
8. Go
9. Edward Scissorhands
10. Batman Returns
Cochise
Cochise at 12:29 AM Jan 04

nice! love 1,2,4,6 and dig 7 and 9 too! Still have to finally get around to Brazil over here... also I love that pic!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:31 AM Jan 04

After having just seen the entire series, I believe 3/4ths of the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT movies would qualify too.

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 11:03 AM Jan 04

@cochise if you like Terry Gilliam flicks like 12 Monkeys you might dig it very off the wall with some Monty Python humor tossed in

joeyc5 created a LIST: 6 months ago

top 10 random thoughts while at the Lord of the Rings Marathon

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1. Hobbits are Middle Earth's hippies
2. Merry and Pippin never asked where are you going in farmer's maggot's fields they just tagged along...hhmmm
3. Why is Gandalf such an asshole toward Pippin?
4. When Shawn Bean dies on screen it's always EPIC!
5. Frodo likes to invade Sam's person space
6. Eowyn is either desperate or easy not sure which
7. Faramir has totally shown his quality
8. whats the secret to nice teeth in Middle earth? no one bothered to tell Gollum about it
9. how did Gandalf get his staff back after he escaped?
10. so the ring was Sauron's horcrux?
joeyc5
joeyc5 at 04:26 PM Dec 09

just to let you guys know this was simply random silly-ness that popped into my head during the epic 14 hour marathon and that some may (or may not) have be influenced by the Yuenglings I had between The Two Towers and Return of the King (the theater I was at has a pretty nice bar and restaurant) and never were meant to offend the Books or movies....

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:29 PM Dec 09

lol bro you in no way offended anything.. I honestly was just trying to clear up that sequence in the movie.

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 06:42 PM Dec 09

haha ok just thought i'd throw a disclaimer out there just incase

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joeyc5 created a LIST: 6 months ago

My 2012 Amazon Black Friday/Cyber Monday Haul

1. Conan the Barbarian (Blu Ray)
2. peter Jackson's King Kong (Blu Ray)
3. Avatar LE (Blu Ray)
4. The Amazing Spiderman (Blu Ray)
5. John Carter (Blu Ray)
6. Prometheus CE (3D Blu Ray)
7. The Matrix reloaded/ Revolutions 2pack (Blu Ray)
8. Mortal Kombat Legacy (Blu Ray)
9. Collateral Damage/ Eraser 2pack (Blu Ray)
10. Spec Ops: The Line Xbox 360
11. Doom BFG ed Xbox 360
12. XCOM: Enemy Unknown Xbox 360

Based on a list by Cochise

Cochise
Cochise at 12:37 PM Nov 27

nice! is #1 the Arnie original? #2 is the same one I bought, forgot to mention it was the Peter Jackson version in my post

I got #3 a while back I think (it's called the Extended Collector's Edition up here or something, same on?) and it is absolutely fantastic. I bought 7 a while back when I traded in my Ultimate Matrix Collection DVDs to upgrade to the blu-rays, they both look great and Reloaded rocks. Revolutions... not so much upon a rewatch unfortunately...

was hoping to find #6 but there was only like a $2 off deal =(

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 01:30 PM Nov 27

^ Yeah Arnie's version for #1, #3 I think they are the same thing it wasn't the 3d version that was just released last month and #6 I couldn't pass up it was less that 1/2 price here which is insane

joeyc5 created a LIST: 8 months ago

Top Ten Horror Comedies

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1. Army of Darkness
2. Bubba Ho-Tep
3. Shaun of the Dead
4. Ghostbusters
5. Zombieland
6. Feast
7. Tremors
8. Return of the Living Dead
9. Idle Hands
10. Night of the Creeps

Based on a list by randychico

Cochise
Cochise at 06:20 PM Oct 02

I caught the first little bit of Idle Hands not too long ago for the first time, lol not what I thought it would be at all. Trippy stuff haha

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 09:20 PM Oct 02

Seth Greene was freaking hilarious with the bottle sticking out of his head

joeyc5 created a LIST: 9 months ago

MY-

1. Drink :Bloody Brain
2. Car : Mark 5! Oh Speed!
3. Damsel : Isla Fisher
4. Smoke : only when I'm lit (as in caught on fire ;))
5. Villain : Professor Fate
6. Song : Red Tape Agent Provocateur (In an Underworld kinda mood today..)
7. Partner : Arnold Schwarzenegger
8. City : Dubai
9. Weapon: My Fists dipped in Titanium
10. Director : Ridley Scott

Based on a list by Invidtus

WalkAway
WalkAway at 08:50 PM Sep 09

What is a bloody brain?!

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 08:11 AM Sep 10

3/4 oz Peach schnapps
A float of Bailey's irish cream
Several drops Grenadine

looks really awful but it fits Halloween and tastes like Juicy Fruit

joeyc5 created a LIST: 11 months ago

My favorite Bonds in order

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1. Sean Connery
2. Daniel Craig
3. Roger Moore
4. Pierce Brosnan
5. George Lanzeby
6. Timothy Dalton
Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 12:19 PM Jul 01

My reshuffle = 3. 4. 2. 6. 5. 1. I been riding the Bond adventures since the trailers for 1969's "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". Connery Bond films have charm etc. but Sean just wasn't convincing as agent 007 to me.

joeyc5 created a LIST: 12 months ago

Inside the Actor's Studio: Joeyc5 Edition

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1. What is your favorite word? outstanding!
2. What is your least favorite word? laid-off
3. What turns you on? a smile that lights up the whole room
4. What turns you off? bad teeth, I can't help it...
5. What sound or noise do you love? giggling of kids (not in a prevy kind of way either)
6. What sound or noise do you hate? audio feedback
7. What is your favorite curse word? stugots!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? special effects designer or some other film production related field
9. What profession would you not like to do? balls washer
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Peter says " your no on the list..." than God steps in and says" that's alright he's with me..." and then I say "phew!"

Based on a list by Terminal_83

joeyc5 created a LIST: 12 months ago

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ? 10 ITEMS I WANT FROM FICTION

Zombie-weapon
1. The Lobo ( World War Z)
2. The BFG9000 ( Doom Video Gsmes)
3. Excalibur ( King Arthur Legends)
4. Samaritan ( Hellboy Series)
5. Gravity Gun )Half-Life 2)
6. Zombie Survival Guide (Zombie Survival Guide)
7. Mr. Freeze’s Gun (Bat Man Comics)
8. Iron Man’s Armor (Iron Man Comics)
9. the Tumbler (Nolan's Batman)
10. Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit( CDC and Zombie Survival Guide)

Based on a list by Invidtus

joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Canceled TV shows I would like to have seen more of...

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1. Firefly
2. Space: Above and Beyond
3. Caprica
4. Star Gate: Universe
5. Arrested Development ( although it my be coming back in one form or another)
6. Freaks & Geeks
7. The Tick (live action TV show)
8. The Event
9. Special Unit 2 (although Grimm is almost the same show)
10. Flashforward
11. First Wave
WalkAway
WalkAway at 08:29 PM Dec 06

If Firefly came back the world would explode from excitement.

joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Random/Dorky/Embarrassing Facts About Me

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1. when I was in high school talked with a english accent because of my obsession with Monty Python
2. when I watched the cartoons of The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Return of the King as a kid I wanted to live in middle earth ( I still do!)
3. when raging on XBL I turn into colorful comic relief to release my rage (I hate Gears of War and yet I sill play!) look me up ScrotusKilmystr is my gamer tag
4. my above gamer tag comes from two of my favorite people/characters: Scrotus from Korgoth of Barbaria and Lemmy Kilmyster of Motorhead
5. I work in the tech industry and hates when technology doesn't do my bidding....
6. my 2nd job is at a toy store the reason being so I have an excuse for playing with everything!
7. can't write that well but I write for a gaming site thegamersblog.com...
8. while working I'm very clean but when I get home I'm a total slob!
9. makeup my own lyrics to "This is why I'm Hot" because I can't stand that rap song
10. everytime I play Halo I talk like an elite the entire time
11. wanted to be Peter Parker when I was a kid (I thought he was cool)
12. I posted this before but my first record(s) I bought were the village people's first record and Kiss's first record at the same time
13. refuse to throw away greeting cards I seriously have almost everyone I've ever gotten since I was a kid
14. looked older than I was when i was a teenager ( I got served all the time when I was 13) and look younger than I am now???...
15. I love 80s Anime i.e. robotech, star blazers ( space battleship Yamamoto) and of course Akira
16. went to more Star Trek conventions than I could remember just to check out all the costumes
17. love to take pictures but I hate my picture taken????

Based on a list by WalkAway

randychico
randychico at 02:45 PM Dec 02

#5 I so feel ya there pal, I do videos mostly... so I end up with this love/hate relationship with technology
#6awesome

joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

My Favorite Lady

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1. Fave Woman: Carla Gugino
2. Fave Woman with Curves:Christina Hendricks
3. Fave Athletic Woman:Christina Cox
4. Fave Skinny Woman: Kate Beckinsale
5. Fave Blonde Woman: Kristen Bell
6. Fave Geeky Woman: Felicia Day
7. Fave Redheaded Woman: Isla Fisher
8. Fave Brunette Woman: Monica Bellucci
9. Fave Latin Woman: Sofia Vergara
10. Fave Asian Woman: Lucy Lui
11. Fave African American Woman: Halle Berry
12. Fave Older Woman: Dana Delany

Based on a list by horrorfan23

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 12:56 PM Nov 24

Not those kind of fishnets mind you.

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 02:27 PM Nov 24

You have brilliant taste my friend! Carla is way too hot for human eyes.

Esco
Esco at 03:39 PM Nov 24

she is awesome.

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joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Things that give me the Giggles!

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1. Pie Fights
2. Listening to Kevin Smith ramble on about random shit during his Q & A
3. Anything from Monty Python"s Flying Circus
4. The Great Race
5. Arrested Development
6. Moe, Larry & Curly
7. Dracula's Lament....
8. Shitters Full!
9. The Mad Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!
10. Community
11. Farts.. c'mon you hear one and you giggle a little inside!
12. The Truffle Shuffle
WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 02:05 PM Nov 15

that picture is fucking awesome lmao

randychico
randychico at 02:59 PM Nov 15

me? That picture

joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

"Monsters" That Scared ME When I was A Kid

1. Photobucket Chatterer's teeth chattering just freaked me out in "Hellraiser"
2. Photobucket Any version of John Carpenter's "The Thing" Thing
3. Photobucket The Orginal "Alien" that's a given
4. Photobucket This kid's brother newly turned into a vampire in "Salem's Lot"
5. Photobucket The first time I saw the Werewolf in "American Werewolf in London" I was scared shitless!
6. Photobucket The Tall Man and The Ball from "Phantasm" creepy!
7. Photobucket This mutant bear kept me up for days from the movie "Prophecy"
8. Photobucket Pinhead actually intrigued me but still scared me from "Hellraiser"
9. Photobucket How could you not have Nightmares about the orginal Freddy from "A Nightmare on Elmstreet"?
10. Photobucket Alice Cooper just has that look in "Prince of Darkness" that makes me walk alittle faster!
11. Photobucket The orginal Micheal Myers from "Halloween" Captian Kirk mask and all!
12. Photobucket Nosferatu from "Salem's Lot" this whole movie gave me the cold shivers!
13. Photobucket The First zombie in the first real zombie movie "Night of the Living Dead" very creepy
14. Photobucket Kane from "Poltergiest" he was just chilling with those teeth!
15. Honorable mention: Photobucket The Killer Rabbit from "Monty Phython and the Holy Grail" RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
randychico
randychico at 11:34 PM Oct 06

Phantasm ball! haha... I loved that thing.. I want one of my own

WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:45 PM Oct 06

Freddy is terrfiying and lol at the rabbit

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:43 AM Oct 07

It's a nice image, I'll give it that. Bet I could do an image search and find a whole set of better Robert England ones though.

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joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Some of my random "Firsts"

Rush
1. First Car- 1971 Chevy Chevelle that I pieced together from 4 different cars it was a turd haha
2. First 45-WOW ahhh Elvis God Bless America...and yes I still have it, it's Elvis haha
3. First Album- The Hobbit read along record from the cartoon
4. First Cassette- Creedence Clearwater revival (found it on the ground when I was a kid and thought it was so cool)
5. First CD- Rush 2112
6. First VHS- Warriors of the Wind uber anime nerd I know
7. First DVD- the Matrix
8. First Videogame- played was Dig Dug I was instantly addicted!
9. First Comic- The Amazing Spiderman which I may still have
10. First Star Wars Figure-Chewy in which I burned a hole in his head with a maginfying glass, yeah I was the evil kid from Toy Story 1!
11. First Blu Ray- Star Trek (2009)

Based on a list by J Mac

WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:44 AM Sep 11

3. nice!

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 04:30 PM Sep 12

I still have it I just couldn't get rid of my favorite story from my childhood

joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Favorite Animal Superheros

Duckz
1. Hong Kong Phooey
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. DangerMouse not really a super hero but he's still a secret agent
4. Earthworm Jim
5. Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century
6. ThunderCats
7. Underdog cartoon not the crappy movie!
8. Spider-Ham
9. Miyamoto Usagi
10. Krypto the Superdog
randychico
randychico at 04:05 PM Sep 09

SpiderHam! Nice

joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Favorite Animated Movies excluding Disney/Pixar

Kenjif
1. Akira [1988]
2. Heavy Metal [1981]
3. Warriors of the Wind (Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind) [1984]
4. Rock N Rule [1983]
5. Princess Mononoke [1997]
6. The Hobbit [1977]
7. Return of the King [1980]
8. The Last Unicorn [1982]
9. Fire and Ice [1983]
10. Wizards [1977]
11. The Lord of the Rings [1978]
12. Light Years (Gandahar)[1988]
13. Steam Boy [2004]
14. Starchaser: The Legend of Orin [1985]
15. Cowboy Bebop [2001]
16. Batman Under the Red Hood [2010]
17. Ghost in the Shell [1995]
18. The Iron Giant [1999]
19. Batman and the Mask of the Phantasm [1993]
20. Howl's Moving Castle [2004]
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 01:09 PM Sep 03

Whoa dude! Great fucking list! You have some great picks on here fo sho. Cool to see someone else appreciates the fact that Disney isn't the only people who make great animated films.

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 02:43 PM Sep 03

yeah it's amazing what comes to mind at 3am!! I know I pushed it a little with Iron Giant being that it was the gateway movie for the director to get hired at Pixar... but thanks!

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 02:46 PM Sep 03

Heavy Metal fuck yeah!!!

joeyc5 created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Favorite BLADED Weapons from Films/TV

Excalibur
1. Excalibur from Excalibur
2. Narsil from the LOTR trilogy
3. Crocodile Dundee's giant Knife " Now that's a Knife"
4. Sweeny Todd's Razor
5. The Bride's Honzo Sword from Kill Bill
6. Sting from The Hobbit cartoon
7. Gabriel's Bladed Mace from Legion
8. Wolverine's Claws from anything with Wolverine in it...
9. Gimle's Axe from LOTR
10. Hannibal Lecter's finger nails from Hannibal
11. Inigo Montoya's father's sword from The Princess Bride
12. Freddy Kruger's Glove from the orginal Nightmare on Elm Street
13. Jason Voorhees' Machette from Friday the 13th part 2
14. Ramirez's Dragon Katana from Highlander
15. The Kurgan's Broad Sword from Highlander
16. Prince Talon's Sword from The Sword and the Sorcerer
17. The Glaive from the movie Krull
18. GoGo's Ball & Chain from Kill Bill
19. Cloud's sword from Final Fantasy vII: Advent Children
20. William Wallace's Claymore from Braveheart

Based on a list by WalkAway

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 12:17 PM Aug 27

In no particular order....

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:27 PM Aug 27

nice list

WalkAway
WalkAway at 03:04 PM Aug 27

12....sinister!

joeyc5 created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Favorite Comic Villains

Baron
1. Galactus
2. Baron Karza
3. Dire Wraiths
4. Venom
5. Magneto
6. Lizard
7. Sebastian Shaw
8. Lex Luthor
9. Emma Frost- The White Queen
10. Pick Nose

Based on a list by JohnLocke2342

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 02:42 PM Aug 19

I tried to go a little obscure and didn't choose the more obvious ones like the Joker....

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 03:04 PM Aug 19

Venom is so badass

joeyc5 created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions

Me
1. What's Your Home Town - Washington, PA
2. What Makes You Stand Out in a Crowd - the fact that I can get along with almost anyone
3. Preferred Hot Drink - Hot cider with a shot of jack
4. What Type of Drunk Are You - been know to be the " I love you man" guy
5. Standard Outfit -cargo shorts, sandals, T-shirt
6. Skill People Don't Expect You to Have - computer nerd
7. What Makes You Good at Your Job - Im proactive
8. The First Album You Bought - haha Kiss: "Kiss" and " The village Poeple" what did I know I was like 8!
9. Hobby Most People Don't Know You Have -just started writing about gaming
10. Look Around and Name Five Objects That Catch Your Eye -pink Flamingo from my grandmother (don't ask), PC, Xbox, half-dead plant, the book: "Game of Thrones"
11. Thing You'll Never Grow Out Of - video games
12. Piercings and Tattoos - none

Based on a list by G-Funk

WalkAway
WalkAway at 12:05 PM Jul 11

3. yumm!

randychico
randychico at 02:45 PM Jul 11

hahaha #8 nice

joeyc5 created a LIST: over 2 years ago

top 10 movies I hate to admit I like

1. Beverely Hillbillies
2. The Brady Bunch
3. A Very Brady Sequel
4. Biodome
5. Lost in Space
6. Never Back Down
7. Surf Ninja's
8. idle hands
9. vampire wars: battle for the universe
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 02:50 PM Sep 17

I don't like any of them but Never Back Down had Amber Heard.

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 03:58 PM Sep 17

ok maybe I should have named it :
top 10 movies I hate to admit I like...
if it's got cheese in it I'm there!
and come on hillbillies have Erica Eleniak in her post Baywatch days!

darthpaul64
darthpaul64 at 04:38 PM Sep 17

I do like the one's I've seen on here, I haven't seen them in a long time, but I didn't remember not liking them. As a kid though, you tend to like everything!

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