Woman tries to jump the Pope for X-Mas...
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpDffQJjm9c
See, if I was the Pope, that wouldn't happen. I'd have a totally blessed steel chair waiting to crack this woman on her noggin and then I'd apply my patented Rusty sleeperhold aka Rust-oleom. Night night for crazy fan. But then me becoming the Pope would be a step in the WRONG direction. Trust me. I like Cherry L's avatar too much to become the Pope...
Who was this freak? -this makes two times now she has attempted to lay hold of the Pontiff.
I bet it's karma for his decision to move up Midnight Mass 2 hrs early so he can sleep more.
I'm not religious but even I think that's a jerk move.













I feel terrible for laughing my ass off at this video, but I just can't help myself. It's hilarious!
With that being said, I'm glad the Pope is alright. That crazy woman pulled him down hard. Damn....