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Megan Fox slept with 2 guys her whole life? Who buys this?


Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 05:14 PM Mar 18

she probably has all sorts of arbitrary rules that make most of them "not count"

doesn't count if I was drunk
doesn't count if I didn't know his name
doesn't count if we didn't kiss on the lips
doesn't count if it was during daylight hours
etc
etc

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 05:22 PM Mar 18

Well, I'll say i don't. Something about her looks makes me think otherwise.

red rabbit
red rabbit at 05:27 PM Mar 18

I do.

rriddle
rriddle at 05:37 PM Mar 18

When I was with her, she told me she had only been with one other guy, so I hope so..

Andres
Andres at 05:44 PM Mar 18

I believe it, but I also believe in leprechauns.

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 06:20 PM Mar 18

No way in hell would a girl who looks like that have only slept with two guys. I refuse to believe it. Unless she can't count and by two she means thirty.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 06:24 PM Mar 18

It might look like a Cow,It might act like a Cow,It might even Moo like a Cow but not all Cows give Milk.

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 07:01 PM Mar 18

How long has she been alive, four seconds?

The Bodyguard
The Bodyguard at 07:11 PM Mar 18

Its possible. Just because she looks hot and plays sexy doesn't mean she'll sleep with anyone. I'm just saying I have no evidence to say other ways and I'll believe her that much

Servo
Servo at 07:51 PM Mar 18

Maybe she's more into chicks. Do we have that count...? And names? Photos and/or video, perhaps?

jekupka
jekupka at 07:53 PM Mar 18

It's possible. She may be a frigid bitch, not just a bitch.

PSUDelVec
PSUDelVec at 08:50 PM Mar 18

Well, I've been cursing the name of David Silver for a while now, so assuming she's been faithful to him, its possible. She also doesn't seem to be big in the TMZ nightclub scene.

Dave Davis
Dave Davis at 09:58 PM Mar 18

There's no way Michael Bay cast her without first sampling every orifice.

Skullbone
Skullbone at 10:43 PM Mar 18

It's possible. Just to mean she's hot doesn't mean she spreads her legs for everyone.

dankfoo
dankfoo at 12:51 AM Mar 19

does she mean 2 guys per day?

red rabbit
red rabbit at 03:13 AM Mar 19

Bunch a judgmental mother fuckers.

Strider
Strider at 03:37 AM Mar 19

I believe it...

Oh wait...I totally don't. ;)

The Arrow
The Arrow at 09:38 AM Mar 19

I do, why would she lie?

dankfoo
dankfoo at 06:48 PM Mar 19

classic arrow, classic