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I just got dissed on eHarmony...wow. No matches....


jekupka
jekupka at 06:26 PM Mar 17

That's because all the chicks that you would be compatible with are probably right here on your own site. =)

Jonathan Frey
Jonathan Frey at 06:46 PM Mar 17

You should very sloooooowly and subtly reformat MFC into a dating service catered solely to yourself so that everyone on here starts really wanting to go out with you even if they're not exactly sure why.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 06:54 PM Mar 17

you can always go on that adult friend finder and post pictures of your dick and see if you catch anything LOL.

beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo at 07:31 PM Mar 17

hahaha That would be a lovely idea. An MFC dating site. :) Where movie fans who drool at the television can now drool at you.

Strider
Strider at 11:03 AM Mar 18

An MFC dating site?

Here's what I think: Why the hell not? :D

girlcreeture
girlcreeture at 01:35 PM Mar 18

That's cuz eHarmony hasn't reached Cyberdyine's level of complexity and therefore can only cater to sub-standard humans, which you are not.

You need far more sophistication than they can provide!

MJZ
MJZ at 09:00 PM Mar 18

I actually got hooked up with a girl on that site long ago...lasted all but a few months .I want my fukin money back, lol

bigred760
bigred760 at 11:30 PM Mar 18

I met my girlfriend on e-harmony. Pretty sure she's the one.

Good luck either way.

Cherry Liquor
Cherry Liquor at 07:56 PM Mar 19

Maybe it's just a location thing. Plenty of American girls would love ya but don't have the money to travel. :)