In my next life, I want to come back as either a red dress or Salma Hayek's daughter...
I've finally figured it out.
Salma Hayek is only going to get hotter as she gets older but I'm going to just age like poorly maintained Dodge Pacer.
Man she is aerodynamic, no doubt about it.
"New Rule: either cover up the boobs or put down the baby, 'cause my boner is getting confused!" - Bill Maher
I really want to jerk it to that pic, but feel really awkward about it because of the kid in the pic. What do I do?
holy FUCK