Megan Fox slept with 2 guys her whole life? Who buys this?
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Matches_Malone at 06:45 PM Mar 18
RIP: World's shortest man at 2'5".
rriddle, you are so right. Do you think he could have just crawled right up in the world's tallest lady?
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IQuitMrWhite at 10:17 AM Mar 18
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 11:21 AM Mar 18
Would any of you be interested in a CHAT feature on the MFC? Basically, you'd be able to chat with someone LIVE if they're online at the same time as you? (and you can also 'block' peeps, of course)
I'm down. For SEO purposes, chat is definitely a smart move. But yeah, all the horndogs on this site are going to spam the shit out of any and all females :)
yeah man, that would be just another reason to like this site better than facebook
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MJZ at 09:00 PM Mar 18
bigred760 at 11:30 PM Mar 18
Cherry Liquor at 07:56 PM Mar 19
I just got dissed on eHarmony...wow. No matches....
I actually got hooked up with a girl on that site long ago...lasted all but a few months .I want my fukin money back, lol
I met my girlfriend on e-harmony. Pretty sure she's the one.
Good luck either way.
Maybe it's just a location thing. Plenty of American girls would love ya but don't have the money to travel. :)
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Strider at 11:04 AM Mar 18
girlcreeture at 01:36 PM Mar 18
1st Expendables poster. Meh. I expected something a LOT COOLER!
The white background is total shit, but I like the rest of the poster. As Kupka said, they should've gone with a darker background.
As a graphic I think it's absolutely fuckin' lovely. A a poster, better than most actually, but not totally awesome.
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Happy St-Patty's, yo!
Source: http://www.joblo.com/video/joblo/player.php?vid...
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RustyRazor at 07:36 AM Mar 17
Ladies and gentleman: Monica Bellucci!!
...I'd like to be reincarnated as any article of clothing that would go on this woman's body. I have preferences, but I'm not picky. How can you lose?
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BadCoverVersion at 06:11 AM Mar 16
Kirsten Stewart (of "Twilight" fame) at age of 12. Remember her in Fincher's "Panic Room"? Cute boy.
No fair. Don't all girls go through that awkward looking like a boy phase? The kids at school used to call me Ray...
THE SHAME
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JoBlo at 12:16 AM Mar 16
grelber37 at 07:08 AM Mar 16
Best coach blowup of all-time??
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamDqL-AGzI
His final line makes it all the more classic! "Now put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it." Beautiful.
This one is classic. It has competition from when that Temple coach interrupted that press conference.
And, both will be surpassed once Ron Artest starts coaching. I love that fucken guy. Ronnie-baby goes into the stands, loses a tooth scrambling, leaves a season to do music, slugs teammates, drinks during games, Rodmans his hair. He's the pro wrestler of basketball.
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smok3h at 06:42 PM Mar 15
Modern loooooove!!!
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpwICKlZRY
"Bowie's in spaaaaaaaace, Bowie's in spaaace
whatcha doing out there man?
that's pretty freaky bowie
i heard that space is a pretty freaky place
doesn't it get very cold out in space bowie?
do you need my jumper bowie?
Does the space cold make your nipples go all pointy?
do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antenna
transmitting data back to earth, DATA back to earth
i bet you do, you freaky old bastard you" - courtesy Flight of the Conchords
JoBlo updated his STATUS: 4 days ago
Until we launch the new features of the MFC in the coming weeks, we thought a new movie theme would be a good intro to it, so check out the new WATCHMEN skin!
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Bigmofojay at 02:32 AM Mar 15
This week's MovieHotties.com's 'Hottie of the Week': Jennifer Aniston
Everyone's got their own varying opinion of her and I get both sides. But for me, personally .... I would really like to use her ass as a pillow. Even if it's just a one time only thing. I'll take what I can get. Haha.
JoBlo posted an IMAGE item: 5 days ago
Not a huge fan of Jennifer Aniston, but she's got a pretty sweet ass!
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girlcreeture at 07:08 PM Mar 14
Bigmofojay at 02:41 AM Mar 15
LMAO - this one and the googly eyed Jaws bring that movie to a whole new level! Also reminds me of the hilarious Family Guy Jaws excerpt :D
Well, this shark looks scarier than that atrocity that was in the Roger Corman shitfest, "Dinoshark". What a horrid movie. I know it was a SyFy orignial, but they gotta stop. To hell with sending more troops to Iraq, send them to SyFy's main headquarters and force them to stop making these abominations.
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