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JoBlo.com gets mentioned in a CNN article about "The Social Network" and our quote includes the word "boobs". Yaaay! :)
JoBlo updated his STATUS: 2 days ago
JoBlo.com gets mentioned in a CNN article about "The Social Network" and our quote includes the word "boobs". Yaaay! :)
JoBlo posted an IMAGE item: 3 days ago
Johnboy16 at 03:18 PM Aug 30
This week's MovieHotties.com's Hottie of the Week: Jessica Alba!
Fuck dude...I can't even function now. I got things to do today Jo, you can't be posting shit like this. But at the same time I thank you so much for doing so. Cheers.
JoBlo posted an IMAGE item: 4 days ago
Fabster at 01:03 AM Aug 30
ElderPredator at 03:09 AM Aug 30
JoBlo at 11:25 AM Aug 30
Michael Cera's MUST SEE movie list, according to this website...
That just made me remember the Larry Sanders Show. It was hilarious. I am going to hunt it down on DVD.
"Wet Hot American Summer" - Funniest Movie Ever?
Ummmmm.....no. Sorry randy. Lol!
And something about Cera's personality tells me that he just made this list up to seem "edgy" and "tasteful".
I'm still waiting for them to release the LARRY SANDERS SHOW in seasons....what's the hold-up??
JoBlo updated his STATUS: 4 days ago
threezy at 09:09 PM Aug 29
Fabster at 09:29 PM Aug 29
What's the deal with Al Pacino's hair? Yipes!
I was wondering the same thing. I don't understand how whatever was on his head, was living, if indeed it was real hair, which I highly doubt.
I missed the Emmy's but generally if you see an older actor with a full head of hair, it is likely not his. Stallone is a perfect example...that has not been his real hair for at least a decade.
JoBlo posted a VIDEO item: 6 days ago
JoBlo at 09:37 PM Aug 27
RustyRazor at 05:50 AM Aug 28
Kal El at 10:48 AM Aug 28
Terrorist auditions for Canadian Idol!
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iGPgZznQCY
If only all terrorist suspects were this funny... Wasn't this the plotline to AMERICAN DREAMZ?
So, wait...
If the terrorist won, the terrorist really would have won.
A recording contract, but still a win nonetheless...
The funny thing is they clearly saw the guy and decided he lost before he started. The judge that told him his singing was bad, but his dancing was good was a douche. He was trying to provoke a response from the contestant and his comment demonstrated that. From a musician's point of view, he did stay in key the whole time. He didn't hit all of the high notes, but he never sang out of key. This smells a little like a set-up, just saying. Still pretty funny.
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brewsky99 at 03:15 PM Aug 27
The One Coz at 02:15 AM Aug 28
The Ghost Writer
| Directed by: | Roman Polanski |
|---|---|
| Written by: | Roman Polanski |
| Cast: | Ewan McGregor, Pierce Brosman, Kim Cattrall, Olivia Williams, Tom Wilkinson, Timothy Hutton, Eli Wallach |
| Studio: | Summit Entertainment |
| Genre: | Thriller |
| Official Site: | www.theghostwriter-movie.com |
Plot: A writer is given the opportunity to “ghost write” the memoirs of an ex-British Prime Minister, after the first ghost writer turns up drunk and dead. The writer is enthused at first, but as the PM gets more deeply associated to war crimes, the author suddenly finds himself in the middle of an international affair in which he may unknowingly be taking part. A gorgeous beachfront house and scenery ensues…
Review:
Another mesmerizing thriller via director Roman Polanksi featuring a neat political based story, some sweet settings, precise directing, a cool score and enough layers to keep my ass engaged for its entire 2-hour run (in fact, time flies by). This film reminded me a lot of Polanki’s previous thriller, 1999’s underrated THE NINTH GATE, right down to its American settings obviously not filmed in the U.S., its buckets of intrigue and let’s not forget, the fun little mystery right down its center. Of course, that movie involved the devil while this one features an unsubtle parallel with the life of ex-British Prime Minister Tony Blair (mixed in with a little George Dubya Bush), but that’s neither here nor there (mostly because I’m not really into politics, so I couldn’t tell you how much of it was dead-on, etc…). But even if you’re not into politics, this movie will pull you in with its solid cast featuring the always-engaging Ewan McGregor, the appealing Olivia Williams and ex-James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, playing a polarizing politician (and let’s not forget Tom Wilkinson in a small but vital role). I’m still not exactly sure why Kim Cattrall was cast in the film as a British assistant (other than the fact that she looked great in those tight-fitting dresses) since her accent came and went like my ex-girlfriends, but then again…she did look pretty good...[more]...
Every Review I read has been good,maybe a Dark Horse at Oscar time.Should get off my Ass and see it.
I still need to see this, hopefully I can before the next Academy Awards.
JoBlo posted a VIDEO item: 7 days ago
LeslieVernon at 04:04 PM Aug 26
Shatner tells Trekkies to "Get a life!"
Source: http://www.joblo.com/video/joblo/player.php?vid...
Man SNL used to be so great.... this shit is hilarious and and very true.
JoBlo updated his STATUS: 8 days ago
drc5145 at 10:56 PM Aug 25
Awesome! Find your favorite online logo (psst, JoBlo.com) on this site: http://nmap.org/favicon/.
This is pretty neat. Glad JoBlo has claimed it's spot on the net.
I laughed at the number of porn sites in the top 70.
JoBlo updated his STATUS: 8 days ago
Nite Owl at 01:15 PM Aug 25
ElderPredator at 01:17 PM Aug 25
Kunglu at 04:18 PM Aug 25
"Timbaland was upset because someone stole his $2,000,000 watch." Sigh.
Did he check to see if it's in Christopher Walkens Ass? Thats usually were I find my watch when its missing.
For $2 million, I'd want that watch to provide the following:
1) Time
2) Elevation
3) Resistant to a depth of 100,000 ft.
4) A gravity pulse launcher to send the cars of slow-ass drivers skidding off the road and out of my way.
5) An automatic refreshing dental floss string.
6) A holographic projector so I can talk to Alfred and call for the Tumbler.
7) A direct signal input into Michael Cera's brain so I can act like the voice in his head.
8) A perfect scale holographic projector replica of Rosario Dawson for certain reasons which I will not discuss here. ;-)
For all that, it MIGHT be worth $2 million.
What?!?!?! I sure could find a lot better things to spend $2 million on than a watch! It better do a lot more than just tell time!
JoBlo posted a VIDEO item: 9 days ago
JasonAdams at 07:20 PM Aug 24
Herzog saves Joaquin Phoenix's life!!
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQzvpnmh4H8
That is a great documentary. But seriously, everyone should watch this if they haven't. "It's not a significant bullet."
JoBlo posted a VIDEO item: 9 days ago
AnimeBedHair at 03:20 PM Aug 24
Vaginal adornment, people....
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr4yPNGHy_4
Aww, it looks like I missed all the vajazzling and vatooing goodness. :(
JoBlo posted an IMAGE item: 10 days ago
This week's MovieHotties.com's Hottie of the Week: Katy Perry!!
Q: Why does he have a traditional alarm clock on the end table if he's using his tablet for a clock/alarm clock?