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Megan Fox slept with 2 guys her whole life? Who buys this?

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JoBlo updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Megan Fox slept with 2 guys her whole life? Who buys this?

Strider
Strider at 02:37 AM Mar 19

I believe it...

Oh wait...I totally don't. ;)

The Arrow
The Arrow at 08:38 AM Mar 19

I do, why would she lie?

dankfoo
dankfoo at 05:48 PM Mar 19

classic arrow, classic

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RIP: World's shortest man at 2'5".

rriddle
rriddle at 04:35 PM Mar 18

He's also the world's handsomest man.

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 06:45 PM Mar 18

rriddle, you are so right. Do you think he could have just crawled right up in the world's tallest lady?

girlcreeture
girlcreeture at 01:04 PM Mar 19

Oh no! He died? He was so cute in Island of Dr. Moreau :(

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JoBlo posted an IMAGE item: 2 days ago
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2 Grace Park's for the price of 1

kryptoniangirl
kryptoniangirl at 11:44 AM Mar 18

My favorite cylon. So sexy!!

timmyd
timmyd at 12:46 PM Mar 18

Who wants to say GRACE ? I do, I do !!

jasper
jasper at 12:40 PM Mar 19

Very hot! Love this pic, and the rest from that issue.

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JoBlo updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Would any of you be interested in a CHAT feature on the MFC? Basically, you'd be able to chat with someone LIVE if they're online at the same time as you? (and you can also 'block' peeps, of course)

IQuitMrWhite
IQuitMrWhite at 10:17 AM Mar 18

I'm down. For SEO purposes, chat is definitely a smart move. But yeah, all the horndogs on this site are going to spam the shit out of any and all females :)

Strider
Strider at 11:01 AM Mar 18

I'm down for a chat feature as well. Bring it on!

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 11:21 AM Mar 18

yeah man, that would be just another reason to like this site better than facebook

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JoBlo updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

I just got dissed on eHarmony...wow. No matches....

MJZ
MJZ at 09:00 PM Mar 18

I actually got hooked up with a girl on that site long ago...lasted all but a few months .I want my fukin money back, lol

bigred760
bigred760 at 11:30 PM Mar 18

I met my girlfriend on e-harmony. Pretty sure she's the one.

Good luck either way.

Cherry Liquor
Cherry Liquor at 07:56 PM Mar 19

Maybe it's just a location thing. Plenty of American girls would love ya but don't have the money to travel. :)

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1st Expendables poster. Meh. I expected something a LOT COOLER!

jekupka
jekupka at 06:47 PM Mar 17

Agree, they should have gone with a grayish background.

Strider
Strider at 11:04 AM Mar 18

The white background is total shit, but I like the rest of the poster. As Kupka said, they should've gone with a darker background.

girlcreeture
girlcreeture at 01:36 PM Mar 18

As a graphic I think it's absolutely fuckin' lovely. A a poster, better than most actually, but not totally awesome.

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JoBlo posted a VIDEO item: 3 days ago

Happy St-Patty's, yo!

Source: http://www.joblo.com/video/joblo/player.php?vid...

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 04:49 AM Mar 17

Awwww, no new one?

Well, better than nothin' I s'pose.

red rabbit
red rabbit at 06:10 AM Mar 17

Weed is green.

hunter zolomon
hunter zolomon at 11:51 AM Mar 17

i miss the jo blo show wish there were some new episodes

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JoBlo posted an IMAGE item: 3 days ago
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Ladies and gentleman: Monica Bellucci!!

RustyRazor
RustyRazor at 07:36 AM Mar 17

...I'd like to be reincarnated as any article of clothing that would go on this woman's body. I have preferences, but I'm not picky. How can you lose?

girlcreeture
girlcreeture at 10:00 AM Mar 17

She is just so amazingly amazing ♥___♥

Proterius
Proterius at 10:23 AM Mar 17

Outstanding.

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JoBlo posted an IMAGE item: 4 days ago
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Kirsten Stewart (of "Twilight" fame) at age of 12. Remember her in Fincher's "Panic Room"? Cute boy.

BadCoverVersion
BadCoverVersion at 06:11 AM Mar 16

No fair. Don't all girls go through that awkward looking like a boy phase? The kids at school used to call me Ray...

THE SHAME

The Arrow
The Arrow at 07:38 AM Mar 16

FNDanny
FNDanny at 10:54 AM Mar 16

Wow. Back when she actually smiled for photo ops.

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JoBlo posted a VIDEO item: 4 days ago

Best coach blowup of all-time??

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamDqL-AGzI

JoBlo
JoBlo at 12:16 AM Mar 16

His final line makes it all the more classic! "Now put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it." Beautiful.

grelber37
grelber37 at 07:08 AM Mar 16

This one is classic. It has competition from when that Temple coach interrupted that press conference.
And, both will be surpassed once Ron Artest starts coaching. I love that fucken guy. Ronnie-baby goes into the stands, loses a tooth scrambling, leaves a season to do music, slugs teammates, drinks during games, Rodmans his hair. He's the pro wrestler of basketball.

JoBlo posted a VIDEO item: 4 days ago

Modern loooooove!!!

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpwICKlZRY

smok3h
smok3h at 06:42 PM Mar 15

"Bowie's in spaaaaaaaace, Bowie's in spaaace
whatcha doing out there man?
that's pretty freaky bowie
i heard that space is a pretty freaky place
doesn't it get very cold out in space bowie?
do you need my jumper bowie?
Does the space cold make your nipples go all pointy?
do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antenna
transmitting data back to earth, DATA back to earth
i bet you do, you freaky old bastard you" - courtesy Flight of the Conchords

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 07:22 PM Mar 15

YES!

BadCoverVersion
BadCoverVersion at 06:13 AM Mar 16

...a perfect song from a perfect album...it just might be.

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JoBlo updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Until we launch the new features of the MFC in the coming weeks, we thought a new movie theme would be a good intro to it, so check out the new WATCHMEN skin!

Strider
Strider at 06:07 PM Mar 15

Awesome! I just selected it as my new skin. It looks bad-ass! Not to mention it fits perfectly with my avatar of The Comedian.

smok3h
smok3h at 06:43 PM Mar 15

i'm crossing my fingers for a facebook wall like function for the new MFC.

drc5145
drc5145 at 10:07 PM Mar 15

THANK YOU JOBLO...THANK YOU

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JoBlo posted an IMAGE item: 5 days ago
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This week's MovieHotties.com's 'Hottie of the Week': Jennifer Aniston

Bigmofojay
Bigmofojay at 02:32 AM Mar 15

Everyone's got their own varying opinion of her and I get both sides. But for me, personally .... I would really like to use her ass as a pillow. Even if it's just a one time only thing. I'll take what I can get. Haha.

tet421
tet421 at 03:37 PM Mar 15

double giggity giggity goo

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:43 AM Mar 16

Again, should've worn something like this on Letterman.

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Not a huge fan of Jennifer Aniston, but she's got a pretty sweet ass!

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 11:51 PM Mar 14

Yeah, her ass is prettyyy

tet421
tet421 at 03:37 PM Mar 15

giggity giggity goo

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:41 AM Mar 16

She should've come out like this on Letterman last night.

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girlcreeture
girlcreeture at 07:08 PM Mar 14

LMAO - this one and the googly eyed Jaws bring that movie to a whole new level! Also reminds me of the hilarious Family Guy Jaws excerpt :D

optimusprime24
optimusprime24 at 10:23 PM Mar 14

Damn, that looks so real

Bigmofojay
Bigmofojay at 02:41 AM Mar 15

Well, this shark looks scarier than that atrocity that was in the Roger Corman shitfest, "Dinoshark". What a horrid movie. I know it was a SyFy orignial, but they gotta stop. To hell with sending more troops to Iraq, send them to SyFy's main headquarters and force them to stop making these abominations.

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