"Do you remember the Avatar sex? You know, when I would wrap a rubber band around my dick and I'd choke you out like this?"
"Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead." Kathryn should've fucking listened...dumbass
I just had a thought i wonder if the likes of Cameron was given 10 million to make a movie could he?
"Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! "
Hes not trying to kill her, its a Na'vi sex position. Children, look away... shit the kids are putting it on youtube
Bwahaha. Your claws shall never break through my force field of actual movie making, Cameron!
Muahahaha 12 years of your life spent on one fucking movie, than I come along with my lil flick and your dreams of an Oscar sink faster than Titanic
*In old superhero narration* " Than suddenly, Gabourey Sidibe plummets down from the rafters (causing an earthquake in Turkey) , and gobbles down James Cameron in one bite, saving Kathryn's life" "Thank you Sidibe!" "No problem ma'm, all I ask for is a large bucket of fried chicken and some Kool-aid!"
This picture was taken shortly after Kathryn Bigelow asked James Cameron how to say "fail" in Na'vi.
"Jimmy, I'm queen of the world! See, Hurt Locker wasn't a titanic waste-of-time."
Cameron: "Come here you!...ah, who am i kidding. It's my own damn fault for trying to make a film without Bill Paxton in it"
Cameron: "Come here you!...ah, I could never stay mad at you...(well that, and the fact that while you are finding a place on your mantle for your tiny little statue, I will be swimming in the 100 Gagillion Dollars that Avatar made for me....Oh, also...I already have an Oscar"
Cameron: "Come here you!...ah, you were right...Renner > Worthington"
Cameron: "Come here you!...You think your laughing now...wait until 15 years from now, when I use a rewritten version of The Hurt Locker as my new groundbreaking innovation in film..."
James Cameron wanted to demonstrate how he was going to be driving home after the ceremony.
Wait, You got something on your neck, it looks like a butt. I'm not bitter... (under his breath) *bitch*
Kathryn darling, I'd love to cast you in Avatar 2. Now let's just see what your face would look like if it were blue.
rrr! I'm gonna kill you!...hehe awww I'm just kiddin!...no I'm not...haha yes I am!......but serously, I will kill you.
"Aww, James...You were right. Being the King of the World is pretty sweet. Don't be mad, you still get paid more than me, after all."
A deals a deal. I let you win the oscar and now you give me back the photos of me at last years drag queen competition. Not going to happen Bera Breast, umm, I mean Mr. Cameron.
so much attention was given to the now infamous leather gloves that often forgotten are the bushy white wig and tux that OJ wore on that fateful night.
picture taken just moments after people around Cameron heard him whisper "I'mma 'bout to kill a bitch"
After many failed attempts to stop John Connor from completing his mission, Skynet just started sending Terminators back in time to remake 'Pochahontas' and vanquish the competition. Otherwise known as 'Plan B'.
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till she won the Oscar before I could zero on her.
"Damn You, you took the car and now u take my award this time im going to go terminater on this titanic bitch"
"No Kathryn, YOU look like my aunt Mildred! Now who's in The Hurt Locker? That's right, I just thought of that, burn!"
James Cameron doesn't play "Marry, Fuck, Kill." James Cameron plays "Marry, Fuck, Divorce then Kill."
There's no beej like an ex-beej. Now just get on your knees and say Big-e-LOOOW...
Look Cameron, I would let you have the Oscar but its stuck in Gabourey Sidibe's vag, don't ask how, all I can say is tequila was involved
"Its too bad James, I've hidden that Oscar somewhere and even you can't find it" Meanwhile across the country we find Mike Sampson "Damn my ass is killing me"
"I vant...to suck...your blood...can't you just see it? Universal's Dracula in 12D?"
Cameron: "I know, right? Her neck is like out to HERE!"
Bigelow: "Like a fuckin' inner tube."
Cameron: "Fuckin' Precious.."
Cameron: "See Avatar yet? Huh? Huh? Huh?! Huh!?!"
Bigelow: "No, Jim.. Not yet.."
Cameron: (shakes Kathryn hysterically) "THE COLORS, DUKE! THE COLORS!"
Hello. My name is James Cameron. You stole my Oscar. Prepare to die.
Give me my fucking blow job, you mustve blown everyone else to get that Oscar
"Seriously Kathryn, just hold it a bit longer and choke yourself like this. You will have the best orgasm ever. Trust me on this one!"
Ha! Yes, you can kill me, but it won't change the fact you got beat by a girl, Jimmy.
No, I'm not mad. I actually bought you a necklace in case you won. It's about this big. What?...You think I want to strangle you? That's just crazy.
"Kathryn, you're no match for my 'Masters of the Universe' Truth Collar! Now tell me your womanly secrets!"
And after an Oscar your head will grow to about this size. Trust me, I know.
Jim: So, she uses her special super-strangle-hold on the giant war-machine-robot, and she RIPS his head clean off and saves the day! And it's all in 4D!!! It's an extra dimension! Whaddya think?
Kathryn: (condescending laugh) Jim, I'm not going to direct Battle Angel Alita... Now, go play with your make-believe avatar...
"Just keep smiling. Make them believe that you are not afraid. I'm going to let go now, but keep in mind that once you leave the cameras, I'll be there"
Hurt Locker?
How about Head Lock Her....
Give me my money back you bitch!
You want a movie idea ... here's one for you..... Dumb Bitch gets strangled at the Oscars
What do I do when my ex beats me at winning an Oscar? I grab a bitch. I choke her and I kick the shit out of her. All day long got my foot up a bitches' ass. Just bang, bang, bang up her ass. That's my pleasure. Now who's in the Hurt Locker?
Kathryn: can u believe it Jim....I won! I'm a better director than you!
James: You may have Iraq......BUT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE PANDORA!!! (chokes Kathryn to death) I MADE TITANIC AND INVENTED THE TERMINATOR (laughs manically) I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD BABY!!!
"Watch your hands Jim, I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down."
In a surprisingly nimble counter-move, Katherine Bigelow secures Cameron's jewels with her right hand before he can go all Avatar on her...
Damn it Katherine! Do you know how long it took me to memorize "I'm the king of the world, again, bitches!" in Navi?
Oh, Katherine! Congratulations! Now you should no trouble at all getting your film released in more theaters!
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! It's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll reach down her throat and tear her fukin heart out!
I give you a break in that Martini Ranch vid and this is how you repay me? I keel you now!!!
James: "I've waited 12 fucking years to make that movie. You just had to win the arguemnt didnt ya? This is why we got divorced bitch!"
Katherine in her Neytiri Impression: "You should not be here."
Don't mind the blue makeup on my hands, Kathryn. I just had this same conversation with Ben Stiller.
Girl 1: Hey! I think James Cameron is going to choke Kathryn Bigelow!
Girl 2: Who cares! Wanna make out?
Girl 1: Bitchin!
James: i got to do it all myself now since i dont have Arnold, to help me now
James: im going to be putting the hurt locker on you now bitch
Kat: You and what army ?
James: my over sized blue smurf one hoe
This is what happens when someone makes Titanic and thinks he could do better with the blue man group
This is for tellin everyone that the only reason i made titanic was becouse i had a small ship
James Cameron thinks that by "terminating" his competition, he'll once again become King of the World.
"For the next shot, I want the camera right here, where you're cleavage should be."
"Look Kathryn, I'm in 3D!"
"James (smiling) Back the f**k off."
"We should do The Hurt Locker...in 3D!"
"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Katherine= "See James, as my golden buddy here shows CGI doesn't replace story after all."
James= "Fuck-You, I made you."
Katherine="And tonight I broke you."
James="Oh, your so terminated."
Katherine= "Are you going to do it or wait twelve years so you could properly do it?"
Remember when we used to do this in bed? No safe word this time bitch!
Kathryn: I think you should have won for best animated
James: It wasn't an animated picture
Kathryn: Could have fooled me
James: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
awww... it's like they never separated...
"marriage: kill it before it kills you"
a message from the Men Against Nuptials Society of America
I wounder if I could pretend to trip with my hands out like this and feel her golden globes one last time at the oscers ?
Like a cross to a vampire, you can't touch me, Jim. You'd turn into an overrated director who needs almost 24 times more money than me to even get nominated for best picture and not win. Wait . . .
Jim opted for the pin the tail on the donkey game. Kat laughed watching Jim until it all took a turn for the worst.
James: Heeeelllllooooo Kkkkaaatthhrrrinnee. Can you hear the lambs? Can you? Their bleats at night?
Katherine: That won best picture too. How'd Avatar do?
"congradulations on the awards success, jim. OH WAIT. Who won 6 six oscars? THIS BITCH"
I'm Gonna Do You Like David Carradine BItch!! Except you won't enjoy it!! Well, he didn't either in the end!! But Just Like Carradine!!"
JC: "C'mon, one last choke? For old time's sake?" KB: "Tell you what, when I win my Oscar, you can sit on it!"
JC: "I have this great idea for a movie. The star will be your chest."
Ha, go ahead Jim, you know I can still can kick your ass and put you in a real Hurt Locker!
Funniest caption for the pic above will win a copy of THE HURT LOCKER on DVD or Blu-ray (your choice) from the JoBlo Movie Podcast. North American residents only. Contest ends this Friday @ midnight (EST).
Thanks to beatrixkiddo for the pic!