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Found Moreno, drunk again. Then I made him sit and listen to my viscous rant on why I despise the fact that Lindsay Lohan exists in this world on the next podcast. Seriously, I hate this bitch. With a passion.
Found Moreno, drunk again. Then I made him sit and listen to my viscous rant on why I despise the fact that Lindsay Lohan exists in this world on the next podcast. Seriously, I hate this bitch. With a passion.
Machete just drove me over the edge. I've never seen a more useless performance/character/human being in my life.
Actual email I got from Moreno last night @ 9:20 pm re: the Podcast:
"I'll be on my phone. Hope it sounds good. Been drunk since 9am"
I never heard from him again.
I just hope he's alive. He was out shooting with his gun crazy cousins on the weekend Machete was released. Recipe for disaster.
Moreno ... MIA? Quick, what's the number for 911!
Does this mean you're flying solo for this week's podcast, and if so - does that open the door for the return of Chachi the Obese Nudist?
LOL! Wow, well I hope he's alive too cuz that sounds liike he was havin' some fun.
Just got brushed off by Disney for a chance to interview Lee Unkrich on the Podcast. Fuck. No respect I tell ya.
That mouse used to be cool.
Then he went all corporate and bought a Prius.
Isn't such a small world, is it, Micky?
Douche.
It's 'cause they heard your drunken rant about being quoted on the Toy Story 3 box.
No matter how shitty of a mood I might be in, seeing Jason Adams profile pic always makes me laugh.
Moreno and I are going to have a Molestache Showdown one of these days.
Thanks to Brandon Draven, this is my favorite Podcast contest yet. Don't let it die down people and come win a copy of THE EVIL DEAD on Blu-ray!
Do I strike you as the type of person who would want to be an "executive" anything? If so you drank more than I thought that night.
Take a note, I always drink more than you thought. How much do you think I drank tonight? .............. WRONG!
Beers(high-life), Booze(rum), and Bitches(hayek). Mexicans(Moreno), Canadians(Jim Law, The mother fuckin Arrow MAN), and gays(Mike Sampton). An all around good, familiy friendly, action-adventure-comedy set in Chicago, USA!
Ive spent 20 minutes trying to scan the damn barcode on the M. I give up
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAgZDZWwgRI
Thanks for posting that man. It does make me miss wrestling the way it used to be though. This was when wrestling....err I mean sports entertainment was awesome.
Man, I could watch that again and again, because it never gets old. It's cool you got to see it in person.
That's awesome, man.
I remember that night. Fuck that shit was awesome.
I used to watch it religiously.
The best 3-sentence synopsis for JOBLO.COM: THE MOVIE below will win a copy of THE EVIL DEAD on Blu-ray. Contest ends this Friday @ midnight. North American entries only please. Good Luck.
Beers(high-life), Booze(rum), and Bitches(hayek). Mexicans(Moreno), Canadians(Jim Law, The mother fuckin Arrow MAN), and gays(Mike Sampton). An all around good, familiy friendly, action-adventure-comedy set in Chicago, USA!
A ticking-time-bomb insomniac and an assembly line manager channel primal male aggression into a shocking new form of therapy. Their concept catches on, with underground "podcasting clubs" forming in every town, until an eccentric gets in the way and ignites an out-of-control spiral toward oblivion.
oh wait that's the Fight Club synopsis, never mind.
Based on a true story. When movie reviewing douche Tom Perkins aka Pisshole plagiarizes Jim and Moreno's two friends they decide the line has to be drawn and defend their honor by taking justice into their own hands by stepping it up... to the street in the most extreme form of action possible: a rap and dance off. DJ "Jazzy" Jim Law and Johnny "Mac Daddy" Moreno make one last stand against the uber douche and rival website Aintitshitnews in what promises to be the ultimate break dance fighting/rap battle on the streets of Windsor, Ontario... not Windsor, Canada.
Has everybody seen these Mini-Pop CD commercials or is it just a Canadian thing? Anyhoo, I'd like to punch every single one of these little douche-buckets in the face.
The Mini Pops are back? I think my sister listened to them in the late 80's/early 90's when she was a kid. It's some scary shit, for sure.
Is Mini Pop anything like Kidz Bop? Where kids sing pop songs? That's what we have here in the states. I'm pretty sure children singing will be the soundtrack to Hell.
There's nothing funnier than somebody falling down the theater stairs during a movie. Seriously.
This is one of my fears during movie-going... lol. Not only does it suck to sometimes have to pee so bad during a film that you gotta step out but to trip on the way out or back in is insult to injury!
Except at my theater they had to stop the movie because the fatass managed to break his ankle when he fell and threatened to sue the theater.
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RSuv8hroc
I've been walking around the house all day with this in my head. Thanks Law!
Source: http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=pau...
LOL yes!!
even though it is really dark in this trailer I still want to see it badly and the last line of the trailer got me hooked,I want to see this badly!!
The Iron Giant would eat Iron Man. Fact.
Source: http://www.joblo.com/video/arrow/player.php?vid...
The action is really good but all the characters suck. Nothing really likable about of any of them with two bare exceptions and the ending, in favor of being what I assume was to be gritty or "real", just came off as anticlimactic... there's also a lot of what simply feels like running time padding on a few scenes that just didn't work being as drawn out as they were.
Movie looks good...but by GAWD the dubbing in that trailer was terrible.
Colin seems so ashamed to be in this picture.
Btw, I've figured out that I'll see any movie/tv show that has the smarts to involve Simon Pegg.
dj. jazzy jess & the fresh pegg!!! this movie does look pretty interesting.
I used to feel that way but now it's more of a pity thing. I'm guessing if I had parents like her's I'd be downing vodka shots between snorting coke and somehow forgetting to wear underwear all the time.