Documentary Update: "Dirt! The Movie" is just that: a documentary about dirt. One that I'm almost certain must have been intended for 7th-graders. Don't get me wrong: if you don't already know anything about dirt, this is the doc for you. I just don't think I got any new information out of it, other than the apparent fact that it's been scientifically proven that Earth is the only planet in existence that has dirt on it (which must be true because they said it twice).

I may have been too harsh in the update.