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JFernandes updated his STATUS: 21 days ago

Tattoo Day!!!!!
JFernandes posted a BLOG item 25 days ago

First-Time Viewings in July 2015

Run All Night (3/5)
Danny Collins (4/5)
Terminator: Genisys (4/5)
The Town That Dreaded Sundown [2014] (4/5)
The Battery (4/5)
The Lazarus Effect (2/5)
Jupiter Ascending (3/5)
Wild Tales (4/5)
'71 (3/5)
Slow West (4/5)
Ant-Man (5/5)
Head in the Clouds (4/5)
Red Army (4/5)
Brotherhood of Blades (3/5)
Southpaw (4/5)
Rewind This! (4/5)


Mood: Chillin'

JFernandes posted a BLOG item about 1 month ago

First-Time Viewings in June 2015

Kung Fury (5/5)
San Andreas (4/5)
Zombeavers (4/5)
Spring (4/5)
Outcast (3/5)
Monkey Business (4/5)
Home Town Story (3/5)
Dead Ringers (3/5)
Jamie Marks Is Dead (3/5)
Jurassic World (3/5)
Beauty and the Beast [2014] (4/5)
Accidental Love (3/5)


Mood: Chillin'

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JFernandes created a LIST: about 1 month ago

Best of 2015 (Halfway point)

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. Ex Machina
3. Avengers: Age of Ultron
4. Kingsman: The Secret Service
5. Kung Fury
6. Chappie
7. The Voices
8. It Follows
9. Spring
10. Just Before I Go
11. San Andreas
12. Blackhat
13. Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness
14. Wild Card
15. Predestination
16. Jurassic World
17. Accidental Love
18. Everly
19. Justice League vs. Bizarro League
20. Justice League: Throne of Atlantis

Based on a list by RandomK1NG

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 03:47 PM Jul 01

WITNESS ME!!!

JFernandes created a LIST: 2 months ago

Franchise Checklist

1. Favorite Marvel Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Favorite DC Movie: The Dark Knight
3. Favorite Star Wars Movie: Revenge of the Sith
4. Favorite James Bond Movie: Skyfall
5. Favorite Harry Potter Movie: n/a
6. Favorite Middle-Earth Movie: The Return of the King
7. Favorite Pixar Movie: The Incredibles
8. Favorite X-Men Movie: X2: X-Men United
9. Favorite Indiana Jones Movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark
10. Favorite Star Trek Movie: Star Trek Into Darkness

Based on a list by JohnLocke2342

JFernandes posted an IMAGE item: 2 months ago
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Tonight's double feature, as promised.

WalkAway
WalkAway at 03:41 AM Jun 21

yesssssss

Joe Scorpio
Joe Scorpio at 06:21 AM Jun 21

LOVE that first movie...but oh, man on number 2. I hope you like it or can at least enjoy all of its badness.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:49 PM Jun 21

that first movie is so great and that sequel is so fucking terrible

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JFernandes updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

This just came in at work and I'm oddly pumped to watch it right now.
JFernandes
JFernandes at 03:21 AM Jun 18

After some research, I think it's the Canadian DVD release. Every other release (DVD and Blu-ray) comes without English subtitles. It's a shame, because I'd love to see these visuals in HD. They're stunning.

WalkAway
WalkAway at 03:57 AM Jun 18

Nice!

JFernandes
JFernandes at 04:28 AM Jun 18

Well, I enjoyed it about as much as I did Maleficent, a solid 4/5.

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JFernandes updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

SAN ANDREAS was hilariously bad and gets my highest recommendation.
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 12:15 PM Jun 03

Lmao that's what I keep hearing - it's that bad??

JFernandes
JFernandes at 11:33 PM Jun 03

Pretty much, but my friend and I laughed almost the entire time (well, in between disgusted groans).

JFernandes posted a BLOG item 3 months ago

First-Time Viewings in May 2015

Avengers: Age of Ultron (5/5)
Laggies (3/5)
Mad Max (3/5)
Foxcatcher (4/5)
The Road Warrior (4/5)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (3/5)
Levitated Mass (4/5)
Ex Machina (5/5)
Inherent Vice (3/5)
Selma (4/5)
[REC] 4: Apocalypse (4/5)
Black Sea (4/5)
Big Eyes (4/5)
Mad Max: Fury Road (5/5)
Just Before I Go (4/5)
Predestination (4/5)
The Whale (3/5)
Blood Ties (3/5)
How to Steal a Million (4/5)
The Zero Theorem (3/5)
Leviathan (4/5)


Mood: Chillin'

WalkAway
WalkAway at 07:44 PM Jun 01

Pretty solid month

madman_miah
madman_miah at 07:54 AM Jun 06

I like these lists you make.

JFernandes created a LIST: 4 months ago

Ranking the MCU after Age of Ultron

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. The Avengers: Age of Ultron
4. The Avengers
5. Iron Man 3
6. Captain America: The First Avenger
7. Thor
8. The Incredible Hulk
9. Thor: The Dark World
10. Iron Man
11. Iron Man 2

Based on a list by JohnLocke2342

Kings-Rook1
Kings-Rook1 at 04:28 AM May 12

Good list but personally I feel that Iron Man 3 would be lower on the list (almost switch 1 for 3). But it's not my list and a hard one to put together/rank regardless. Kind of agree with Age of Ultron at #3 but I want to put it higher because it's newer. Again, good list.

JFernandes
JFernandes at 04:31 AM May 12

I'm not an Iron Man fan, so the first two, which were both essentially Iron Man vs. Iron Man, fell kinda flat for me. But Iron Man 3 was a Shane Black movie that happened to have Iron Man in it, so I really dug it.

Kings-Rook1
Kings-Rook1 at 05:02 AM May 12

Good point and loved Mandarin and Shane's script; fresh and with a twist. On I&II, I've always liked the flawed hero aspect of Iron man and felt that was delivered really well. It helped overshadowed the tech vs. tech aspect of the first two that I can definitely see as a played/repetitive piece. Bring on Ant-Man and hopefully it's Flawed mentor/elder angle will trump the tech vs. tech pieces as well.

JFernandes created a LIST: 4 months ago

Ranking the MCU before Age of Ultron

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. The Avengers
4. Iron Man 3
5. Captain America: The First Avenger
6. Thor
7. The Incredible Hulk
8. Thor: The Dark World
9. Iron Man
10. Iron Man 2

Based on a list by JohnLocke2342

JFernandes posted a BLOG item 4 months ago

First-Time Viewings in April 2015

The Remaining (3/5)
The Humbling (4/5)
Wild Card (4/5)
Hector and the Search for Happiness (3/5)
The Immigrant (4/5)
The Captive (3/5)
Death Wish (4/5)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (3/5)
The Boxtrolls (4/5)
Justice League vs. Bizarro League (3/5)
The Theory of Everything (4/5)
It Follows (4/5)
Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness (4/5)
Interstellar (4/5)
Dinosuar 13 (4/5)
Big Driver (2/5)
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (4/5)
Maps to the Stars (3/5)
Dreamland (3/5)
Going the Distance (4/5)
Calvary (4/5)
Son of a Gun (4/5)
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (4/5)
Honeymoon (4/5)
A Most Violent Year (4/5)
V/H/S: Viral (3/5)
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (3/5)
Taken 3 (3/5)


Mood: Chillin'

JFernandes updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Good. LAWD
WalkAway
WalkAway at 10:28 PM Apr 12

Mark this day as the day I died and came back to life.

JFernandes updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Man, INTERSTELLAR really does fall apart near the end.
Cochise
Cochise at 03:09 AM Apr 12

like the fifth dimensional stuff or the big reunion part. The latter is the only part I thought could've been better. I mean all that just for that? Still not a big issue for me, loved it through and through. Too bad you didn't man.

JFernandes
JFernandes at 03:13 AM Apr 12

Everything after the separation of McConaughey and Hathaway.

JFernandes
JFernandes at 03:13 AM Apr 12

Trying to be as vague and non-spoilery as I can.

JFernandes posted a BLOG item 5 months ago

First-Time Viewings in March 2015

The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them (4/5)
Force Majeure (4/5)
John Wick (4/5)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (5/5)
Birdman (5/5)
Dear White People (4/5)
Dracula Untold (3/5)
Kill the Messenger (4/5)
Coffee Town (4/5)
White Bird in a Blizzard (3/5)
Code Black (4/5)
Rosewater (4/5)
Fury (5/5)
Lucy (3/5)
Traitors (4/5)
Falcon Rising (4/5)
Zatoichi's Flashing Sword (4/5)
Whiplash (5/5)
Young Ones (4/5)
Annabelle (2/5)
Exodus: Gods and Kings (3/5)
Dumb and Dumber To (3/5)
The Better Angels (4/5)
Top Five (4/5)
Believe Me (3/5)
Finding Vivian Maier (4/5)
Chappie (5/5)
24 Exposures (3/5)


Mood: Chillin'

WalkAway
WalkAway at 02:46 AM Apr 01

Good month!

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