I promised my girlfriend we could have a date night tonight and made reservations at a nice restaurant... and now Summit is screening RED tonight at the exact same time. Crap bag!
Sorry sweetheart i have explosive diarrhea and can't make it out tonight do you mind if we reschedule for tomorrow night? oh god I gotta go to the toilet!
Bang! excuse made, Red viewed! Everybody's happy!
@threezy: That's true. Though I'd also like my lady to be Helen Mirren with a machine gun.
@VitamanMan8 / IwishIwasBond: Haha, I thought about that but I couldn't do it to her. She's too excited about this new restaurant and is always a good sport about watching shit with me. Last night she watched a ROCK AND ROLL NIGHTMARE and HARD ROCK ZOMBIES double feature for my column.
hahahaha then I guess you owe it to her to take her to dinner. She sounds awesome though, to watch those with you.
That's bad luck, at least you can enjoy the time with your lady right!?