This man does not have Bieber Fever.
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God bless America!
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JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 1 day ago
God bless America!
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JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 7 days ago
Like the choir that sings Radiohead's "Creep" in THE SOCIAL NETWORK trailer? More info on them here, including their Nirvana and Metallica covers: http://www.altpress.com/features/entry/exclusive_stream_scala_kolacny_brothers_perform_nirvana_and_metallica/
JasonAdams posted an IMAGE item: 9 days ago
Nite Owl at 03:27 PM Aug 24
There's no way to put that up that isn't funny cause it works either way.
JasonAdams posted an IMAGE item: 10 days ago
Kitty Green at 09:38 PM Aug 23
Johnny Moreno at 10:12 PM Aug 23
beatrixkiddo at 10:44 PM Aug 23
Finally unpacking and trying to organize all my DVDs and Blu-Rays. Still have 2 boxes to go!
Your "Fight Club" movie stands out like a sore thumb! haha...
So, how many movies are in your inventory, anyway?
He's gotta make room for alcohol right? And he'll do that by peeing on your DVDs, and treat himself to a vodka gimlet after kicking the shit out of whatever ghost is haunting your house.
Oh mi shit. Dude. I thought unpacking my DVDs was going to be a nightmare. It will be a fun nightmare.
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 13 days ago
JasonAdams at 01:21 PM Aug 20
threezy at 01:26 PM Aug 20
So my new house continues to be haunted. I should write all this down and turn it in to a movie.
I already started installing the surround sound. Too late to move!
Honestly, as long as it doesn't get all AMITYVILLE HORROR on us, I don't mind it that much. We're going to try to go through the county records to see who the previous owners were and who might've died in the house. If it's not a creepy little girl or a midget, we're cool.
Lol damn man that's some creepy shit. Definitely move if it's there's record of a deceased child or grown adult with a history of mental health problems. Good luck tho man! I'd be fuckin' outta there!
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 15 days ago
randychico at 06:28 PM Aug 18
One of the actors from this week's Awfully Good movie sent me an email to tell me how much he enjoyed the column. Made my day...
Awesome, that's really cool! I wish some of the moviehotties I write about would contact met ;)
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 16 days ago
IwishIwasBond at 12:58 PM Aug 17
JasonAdams at 01:15 PM Aug 17
VitamanMan8 at 01:19 PM Aug 17
I promised my girlfriend we could have a date night tonight and made reservations at a nice restaurant... and now Summit is screening RED tonight at the exact same time. Crap bag!
Sorry sweetheart i have explosive diarrhea and can't make it out tonight do you mind if we reschedule for tomorrow night? oh god I gotta go to the toilet!
Bang! excuse made, Red viewed! Everybody's happy!
@threezy: That's true. Though I'd also like my lady to be Helen Mirren with a machine gun.
@VitamanMan8 / IwishIwasBond: Haha, I thought about that but I couldn't do it to her. She's too excited about this new restaurant and is always a good sport about watching shit with me. Last night she watched a ROCK AND ROLL NIGHTMARE and HARD ROCK ZOMBIES double feature for my column.
hahahaha then I guess you owe it to her to take her to dinner. She sounds awesome though, to watch those with you.
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 17 days ago
ElderPredator at 10:32 AM Aug 16
Almost positive my new house is haunted. Better get the dog out before he gets possessed by Zuul.
ZUUL...MOTHER-FUCKER...ZUUL!
Damn you NC, he's the first thing I think about whenever I hear Zuul now.
Remember Eddie Murphy's words of wisdom on this. At the first sign of a haunting, get the fuck out! Don't be like other white people who always stay.
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 20 days ago
Strider at 09:57 AM Aug 13
jekupka at 10:49 PM Aug 13
Counted 5 new chest hairs this morning. Thanks EXPENDABLES!
It's true. I feel far more manlier than I did before watching THE EXPENDABLES. I think it'll have that effect on a lot of people. Hahaha! :D
LMFAO! As my brother and I stood outside the theater discussing said film, stated that "This movie will make you grow chest hair." =)
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 21 days ago
mikeytroll2hands at 04:38 PM Aug 12
Kitty Green at 05:47 PM Aug 12
After a shitty day of cleaning up my flooded basement, I'm ready for a good night out: SCOTT PILGRIM screening, unhealthy food and a midnight showing of THE EXPENDABLES. Bring it.
is the expendables worth the midnite viewing, my last two midnite shows were indy 4 and spiderman 3 and both made me wanna throw myself off a bridge
Sounds like good "post cleaning" therapy! I hope your basement, and its contents, were salvaged. Enjoy the movies!
JasonAdams posted a VIDEO item: 27 days ago
Leaked LOST Epilogue!!! Quick before YouTube takes it down!
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F6672dzIqI
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: 28 days ago
Just heard somebody in my office singing "The Last Dragon" theme song but when I went out in the hall they were already gone. This is a mystery I must solve. Clear my schedule.
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
http://www.youtube.com/expendables
My computer was just sexually assaulted with awesomeness.
JasonAdams updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
JoBlo at 02:32 PM Jul 20
JasonAdams at 03:28 PM Jul 20
Dave Davis at 04:56 PM Jul 20
I just bought a house. Yay! Now I'm poor.
Nice! Congrats my man! Welcome to the world of "giving a shit about grass all of a sudden"... ;)
Thanks boss! And I've given many shits about grass.
Oh, you probably meant the other kind of "grass."
That's what I used to say: When I used to talk about having a "weed problem", I never thought I'd eventually be referring to my lawn.
"INDOOR VOICES! I'm trying to enjoy the show."