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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

I really want to update my Blu-ray/DVD collection on MFC ... but I also don't want to be THAT guy who takes up the first three pages of your MFC home page ... conundrum.
JoBlo at 02:38 AM Sep 28

Also, your friends actually have the ability to KEEP you as a friend on the MFC, but NOT see your DVD updates if they want, via the ACCOUNT SETTINGS section...

JakeLikesMovies at 02:58 AM Sep 28

Well now I just feel stupid, looks like I have something to keep me busy tonight!

JakeLikesMovies at 02:58 AM Sep 28

Done for now! But I still have a hell of a back catalog to go through ... another time.

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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

Well look at this: Digital Dorm is up and running! Official launch next week!
JakeLikesMovies at 07:52 PM Sep 25

Yes. Yes it is.

VitamanMan8 at 10:01 PM Sep 25

love it

BigEvil84 at 10:43 PM Sep 25

It's pretty cool.

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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

Seeing 'The Town' tonight and I expect great things! You hear that Affleck?!
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

Casting news for the upcoming MFC Movie: Justin Long to play the part of JakeLikesMovies. Mr. Long reportedly overheard saying "How the hell can I live up to, let alone portray that legend?" Jake was unavailable for comment as he was elsewhere awesoming all over the place.
VitamanMan8 at 04:38 PM Sep 17

And then Megan Fox was cast as Catwoman. And Eddie Murphy was cast as the Riddler.

JakeLikesMovies posted a BLOG item over 5 years ago

Show Us Your Sh*t Is Back!


Hey Schmoes!

Everybody’s favorite JoBlo feature column to drool over (That isn’t located on MovieHotties) is back from 14 month hiatus just in time for the unveiling of The Digital Dorm in a couple of weeks!

That’s right Schmoes! Show Us Your Sh*t! is back in a big way, and we are looking for submissions from you!

If you boast a fine collection of movies (DVDs, Blu-rays, VHS … hell any format you are proud of!) and you think the greater JoBlo community needs to see it, submit it to Show Us Your Sh*t! If you have a kickass home theater setup that instills jealousy in all those who see it, we want pics! If you have awesome movie posters, figures, swag or other film paraphernalia that deserves recognition, well … you know what to do!

Submit it to Show Us Your Shit! You can do so by dropping us an email at and be sure to fulfill all of the requirements below!

Sh*t we need from you:

Personal Info: You want credit for you sh*t? We need your name, yo! Also be sure to include your age, sex (Yes, please!), whereabouts, what you do to live, thrive and survive and all that good stuff. If you are cool enough to have an MFC profile throw in your username so people can tell you how awesome you are here on MFC!

Pics & Vids: This is Show Us Your Sh*t! That is the name of the game, so we need pictures and possibly some quick videos (Eat your heart out Spielberg!) of your setup! With every picture and video you submit be sure each one has an individual explanation. We want details; what is this cool thing we are looking at? Does it hold any special personal value? How did you get your hands on that?! Specifics are encouraged, so feel to brag, boast and unrepentantly show off your collections.

Highlights: You got something that you are extra-special proud of? Maybe it is a rug that really ties the room together or maybe it is a signed limited edition E.T. lunchbox, who knows? Whatever it is be sure to include it! It doesn’t hurt to pick out a few specific things in your collection that may be extra unique, or just a personal favorite. Be sure to tell us how you got these precious items, we want stories about how you dove through the dumpster behind Bruce Campbell’s condo to get that signed Pizza Hut receipt! Don’t hold out on us!

Since it has been a while feel free to peruse the Show Us Your Shit! Archives: for some great collections of past Schmoes who answered the call.

Do you have what it takes Schmoes? Do you have the sh*t? Then get to it!

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Ocelot_Snake at 11:12 AM Sep 13

Youll never see my weak shit haha

grelber37 at 11:45 AM Sep 13

Do you think anyone will ever photograph a turd and send it in? Heh, heh, heh. I'm immature. Butt, you know, some folks do make poop sculptures. Thai artists do so with elephant dung; and, some Americans practice this practice as well. Now there would be a Star Wars figure collection that no one else fucken had--nor wanted. Why? 'Cause it's too corny. Okay, I'll stop. I worked at the hospital for five years, and a person just gets used to certain things.
I have some Marvel Treasury Editions for Star Wars from the 1970s. And, I have a story behind them. Maybe, I'll send a photo with them and some older comics. I have little movie memoribilia around here, and you are seeking film stuff more than comics.

YoshioKun13 at 01:32 PM Sep 13

Not only that, I've seen sculptures of people taking a poo! Including such important and notable famous figures as the Pope. Supposed to be some sorta deep political or social commentary on contemporary society or sometin', I don't know.....

Somehow it's lost on me. :|

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JakeLikesMovies posted a VIDEO item: over 5 years ago

Admiral Ackbar for Ole Miss Mascot!


JakeLikesMovies at 04:17 AM Sep 09

It's alright Ole Miss, you tried ... but you know what Yoda would have said ...

JakeLikesMovies posted a BLOG item over 5 years ago

Arcade Coffee Table


Situation: I want this Arcade Coffee Table sooooooo bad.

Problem: It costs about 5 grand ...

Solution: Put on a Ronald Reagan mask and rob a bank. Keanu Reeves may or may not be involved ... Gary Busey most definitely is.

For a better look at the Arcane Arcade Coffee Table head here:

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randychico at 06:31 AM Sep 09


JoBlo at 06:52 AM Sep 09

This is awesome.

JakeLikesMovies at 07:17 AM Sep 09

Sh*t guys, things went South fast!

Keanu was a f*cking undercover cop the whole damn time and Busey is bleeding out on the warehouse floor and I can't get 'Stuck In The Middle With You' out of my damn head!!!

Oh sh*t Tarantino is dead! Why, oh why did he have to cameo in his own movie?!

F*ck! Somebody is trying to break through the warehouse door!

No! It is the co-

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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

So I finally watched 'The Good, The Bad, The Weird' and it is now my favorite Korean Western ... I know that is kind of a niche market, but you just try to find me a better one!
Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:31 AM Sep 07

Mine too! *high-five*

randychico at 08:36 AM Sep 07

Haha, that almost sounds like sarcasm because you don't get many of those (and if any one finds another one let me know), for me it may even be a favorite western!!

girlcreeture at 05:04 PM Sep 07

Song Kang-ho is the shit! Anything he is in is guaranteed awesome and I love this movie so much :D

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JakeLikesMovies posted a VIDEO item: over 5 years ago

Farts in Film: A Montage


Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 08:14 AM Sep 07

There simply is not enough farting in todays cinema.

randychico at 08:39 AM Sep 07

I'm not really a fan of farting but some of these are great (Love the south park ones)

grelber37 at 10:23 AM Sep 07

An epic fart scene occurs in Superhero Movie, and it even features Marion Ross in one of her last roles. That film is generally the top toilet humor if a film is doing toilet humor. Thanks for the Beavis and Butthead Do America clip; my dad laughed his ass off in the theatre during that scene.

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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 5 years ago

Thanks for the well wishes on my day of birth MFC! It was good times, b'day booze, Machete (Highly recommend by the way!) and some college football to ease my hangover! 23 is the new 21 folks!
goNADSgo69 at 05:03 AM Sep 05

I hope you had an AWESOME birthday =D

Highspeed at 05:07 AM Sep 05

I'm usually on top of MFC birthdays. Hope you hade a great one brother.

Beauski at 05:22 AM Sep 05

Happy Birthday man!

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JakeLikesMovies posted a BLOG item over 5 years ago

Batman: Arkham City Screenshots!


Holy gamer nirvana Batman!

The first batch of images for the upcoming sequel Batman: Arkham City just got released! And they look fan-f*cking-tastic!

Check 'em out here at our very own DVD Clinic:

Or in their full high-res glory over on Kotaku:

Next Fall can't come fast enough!

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threezy at 03:25 AM Sep 02

Holy shit those look awesome, can't wait to play the finished product!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 03:44 AM Sep 02

Leather Catsuits get very hot, don't ask me how I know this but it involves Tony Shalob and Qualudes.

jessdecristo at 01:27 AM Jul 07

I'd rather see cat woman's underwear

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