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Game of f*ckin' Thones dude ... Game of F*ckin' Thrones ...
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
JakeLikesMovies at 11:50 PM Nov 20
VitamanMan8 at 12:41 AM Nov 21
I'm gonna say it KINGDOM OF HEAVEN is my favorite Ridley Scott movie. Bring it MFC, I can take the hate but don't judge me unless you have seen the 3 hour Director's Cut. Simply sublime ...
There is a MASSIVE difference between the DC and theatrical cut. Scott was really disappointed when the studio cut over 50 minutes of film for the release, it gives a lot more character development/depth and adds in a few subplots.
Don't wait 30 years Randy, I really believe it is worth it and I honestly feel it is a stronger story than GLADIATOR and more historically accurate as well (Not perfect, it is a Hollywood movie after all) but I like GLADIATOR quite a bit too.
I have seen a bunch of Scott's work and I wouldn't presume to rank his films because a lot of them are amazing and in my favorites but the top three that I come back to right behind KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are probably ALIEN, BLACK RAIN and BLADE RUNNER.
It's not my favorite movie of his, but it's a fantastic movie and I can't say anything negative about your love of it.
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
JakeLikesMovies at 03:18 AM Nov 20
Watching the one true Robin Hood flick (That isn't Disney related)! Errol Flynn is a swashbuckling badass!
Possibly Skullbone, he was into some pretty messed up sh*t but he was a damn fine actor. I try to separate the personal from the professional when it comes to movies ... more enjoyable that way.
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
MFC Chatroom topics of the night: Blanket Forts, Turtle Sex and Four Loco
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
Smooth Native at 12:01 AM Nov 18
randychico at 12:27 AM Nov 18
I'm all for dining in theaters but only as long as it doesn't get distracting ... I will forever be haunted by the guy who sat next to me at "Passion of the Christ" eating nachos during the crucification scene. Dude ... c'mon!
I'm all for drinking beer and liquor during the movie of my choice. I could care less about the food. Popcorn's still alright in my book. This is great, I can stop sneaking beers in the theater now.
I felt the same thing while at Jackass 3D.. sweat scene.. guy drinks soda wtf?
JakeLikesMovies posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago
JakeLikesMovies at 10:50 AM Nov 15
Call of Duty: Black Ops Recruitment
Ok, I am addicting to the new CoD ...
If any of you out there are playing the new Call of Duty: Black Ops on the PS3 and need a teammate I am currently available.
And don't worry, I am not some 12 year old that is gonna team frag you in the back. (I am an honorable soldier and if I am ever going to T.K. you, you will be facing me, armed and warned ... probably.)
PSN ID: Cougfan1281
Qualifications:
-I kick all kinds of ass.
-Been gaming since my thumbs could grip a NES controller.
-I love Hardcore mode.
-I am entertaining, if nothing else.
-I'm not a noob-tuber like Kobe Bryant.
-And above all I am humble.
See you on the battlefield soldier!
Mood: Chillin'
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I'll keep my eye out for you! If we end up on opposing forces no mercy will be shown, consider that your fair warning.
JakeLikesMovies posted a VIDEO item: over 2 years ago
Two of my favorite Brits impersonate Michael Caine:
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
VitamanMan8 at 02:07 AM Nov 07
JakeLikesMovies at 05:23 AM Nov 07
VitamanMan8 at 03:22 PM Nov 07
DUE DATE was hilarious, probably not everyones type of humor but I laughed ... a lot.
I hope I agree with you when I see it tomorrow. I think you're one of the first people who said it's actually hilarious. Although I was one of the like 8 people who thought Get Him to the Greek was hilarious, so hopefully I'll fit in there with this movie as well.
I am with you on Get Him to the Greek too!
Due Date actually has some pretty serious moments, but I think it only made the comedy that much more potent.
Hope you enjoy!
So I saw the movie... and I agree with you. I laughed a lot. The movie had its problems but I enjoyed it.
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
grelber37 at 03:15 AM Nov 07
"He who controls the spice, controls the universe!"
Just now, I pictured a shirtless Paul Muad'dib telling people "You can't be a Dune Messiah like me. But, you can smell like me." And, the spice does have a smell in the books.
How many of the books have you read, Jake? I read all of the Frank Herbert ones and one of the son's. The son seems to have a successful career going expanding the Dune backstory.
I love both the Dune books and first movie.
JakeLikesMovies posted an IMAGE item: over 2 years ago
JakeLikesMovies at 05:41 AM Nov 06
randychico at 04:00 PM Nov 06
I have a plan ... do you? (Full Sized)
"The Walking Dead" really got me thinking ... I am pretty confident in my survival abilities are you?
Yup, Dallas Cheer squad.
I dont think Ill be able to top that but Ill try to make sometime later
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
Just started reading "True Grit" amazing read, very different from the John Wayne version, but from what I understand the Coen Bros are staying more faithful to the source material for their version. Hurry the hell up December!
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
Man, I am loving the "Tintin" pics! I grew up reading the series and I could not be happier it ended up in the hands of Spielberg and Jackson!
JakeLikesMovies posted a VIDEO item: over 2 years ago
JakeLikesMovies at 07:29 AM Oct 30
APzombie at 03:08 PM Oct 30
Zach Galifianakis gets "Two Ferned"
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPJowXgH3YU
Yes it is awkward, and I think Zach was really caught off guard, which makes it so much better.
everything that comes out of Gordon's mouth is brilliant, all though it looks like Zach was caught off guard, i think he caught on and played the straight man like in the between two ferns vids. kudos to both. very funny.
JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
Dear MFC-ites, if you do not hear from me over the next couple of days don't be alarmed, I am probably up to some drunken debauchery or safely locked in jail until bail is met. But first, time to watch me some old-school Universal horror!
I didn't care for it in the theater but I wanna give it another shot. Hear the directors cut is better too.