Silent Films I own on Blu-ray ( Yeah, I'm that guy )

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 7 months ago

My Favorite Movies By Genre

1. Action: Die Hard ... "Come out to the coast, have a few laughs ..."

2. Adventure: Raiders of the Lost Ark

3. Alien: Alien

4. Animation: The Iron Giant ... "SUP-AH-MANNNN!"

5. Biography: Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story ... maybe the man is fake but his music ain't!

6. Comedy: Duck Soup

7. Crime: The Godfather

8. Disaster: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace ... what do you mean that doesn't count!?

9. Documentary: Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse ... it's insane.

10. Drama: Casablanca

11. Epic: Lawrence of Arabia ... "The best of them won't come for money, they'll come for me."

12. Fantasy: Sinbad the Sailor (1947) ... "Sinbad the Sailor! Know me, O Brothers, for the truth of my words, and by the ears of the Prophet, every word I have spoken is truth!"

13. Horror: The Excorsist ... still gets to me.

14. Mockumentary: This is Spinal Tap ... it goes to 11.

15. Musical: It's Always Fair Weather ... because Gene Kelly tap dancing is cool, but Gene Kelly tap dancing on roller skates is utterly unbelievable.

16. Romance: The Princess Bride ... "As you wish."

17. Romantic Comedy: I Love You Man ... I guess it's more of a bromantic comedy, but whatever Jobin.

18. Science Fiction: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

19. Sports: The Replacements ... I am compelled to watch it any time it's on tv and it's on tv a lot.

20. Spy: From Russia with Love

21. Stoner: The Big Lebowski

22. Super Hero: The Avengers ... it's THE super hero movie.

23. Thriller: North by Northwest

24. War: A Bridge too Far ... it has Michael Caine AND Gene Hackman! "This is my thesis, man!"

25. Western: The Magnificent Seven ... Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen, 'nuff said!

Based on a list by tbondrage99

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 8 months ago

If I was James Bond, my Bond movie would be:

1. Director: I'm not the first to say this but Christopher Nolan; that seen in Inception was straight outta On Her Majesty's Secret Service!

2. Villain: Rachel Weisz; she was rumored to be in Bond 23 before MGM had its financial difficulties a couple years back but I still want to see that movie.

3. Henchmen: Ray Stevenson and Tom Hardy, this time he can leave the mask at home.

4. M: Helen Mirren ... and if I'm being completely honest there would be a good chance of a sexual harassment lawsuit. She's a stone-cold British fox! Don't deny it, you know it to be true.

5. Bond Girl: Emily Blunt ... that's all I have to say about that.

6. Gadget of Choice: I'm a fan of the classics, so an Aston-Martin DB5 with a few optional extras installed would be just fine.

7. Theme Song Artist: How about giving Muse a shot?

Based on a list by horrorfan23

Weapon X at 03:25 PM Oct 06

I'm on board for a theme by Muse.

cobb at 05:22 PM Oct 06

me too

horrorfan23 at 01:24 AM Oct 07

Poster wins!

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 9 months ago

Movie Moments

1. First Movie: Return of the Jedi ... I can't remember what the first movie in a theater was but RotJ is the first movie I vividly remember.

2. Last Movie: Expendables 2

3. First Date movie: It might have been The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe ... but I don't remember much about the movie ... [insert winky face here]

4. Last Date movie: The Artist (classy!)

5. Movie I walked out on: I never walk out on movies, for better or worse I'm in it for the long haul.

6. Movie I saw the most: The Avengers ... 5 times in the theater, twice at the local drive-in ... I kinda liked it a lil' bit.

7. One movie I applauded during: I'm not ashamed to admit during the midnight screening of Attack of the Clones I clapped when Yoda whipped out his lightsaber.

8. One movie I cried during: NONE! I'M A MAN DAMN IT!!! Ok fine ... Benji: The Hunted ... stfu, you'd cry to if you've seen it.

9. Movie character I pretend to be the most when I was a kid: Probably Leonardo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

10. Movie car I wish I could drive: According to the precedent set by JohnLocke vs. Automobiles we've established spaceships count right? Then I'd be willing to be the Chewie to his Han, don't worry dude I can fly casual.

11. Movie I saw with the most people: When I was in high school we had to read The Canterbury Tales (Cool and utterly useless tidbit: I can recite the opening stanzas of it in Middle English) and I managed to convince my English teacher to take the class (30-some kids) on a field trip to see A Knights Tale because a character in it is very loosely based on Chaucer. It was the coolest most uneducational fieldtrip ever.

12. Movie that scared me the most: I really don't watch much horror, I blame that on seeing both The Excorcist and The Omen when I was around 11 ... they both still haunt my dreams.

13. Movie I own the most copies of: The original Star Wars trilogy, two VHS box sets (one of which is untainted pre-Special Edition), a DVD box set and now the Blu-rays.

14. Movie I own a bootleg of (if any): The infamous Star Wars Holiday Special, only because it can't be found by legal means ... suck it Lucas!

15. Movie that I saw that I didn't want to see: I took my little cousins to Cars 2 ... that was rough.

16. Movie that I saw by myself that nobody else wanted to see: Knight & Day ... it was actually a very solid flick, could have been better but I had fun. Plus I didn't have to share my Redvines.

17. Movie that hyped me up and met the hype: The Avengers, I thought there was no way it could meet my lofty fanboy expectations ... AND THEN IT EXCEEDED THEM!

18. Movie that hyped me up and let me down: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace ... I was young but I still knew it paled in comparison to the originals.

19. Favorite movie soundtrack: Drive for soundtrack, Last of the Mohicans for score. Cool? Cool.

20. One movie that changed your life: Return of the Jedi, it is my earliest and still fondest memory of film and planted the seed that allowed me to grow into the film fanatic I am today.

Based on a list by wallcrawler383

JakeLikesMovies at 04:16 AM Sep 10

Casey f*cking Jones!!!

MJZ at 04:19 AM Sep 10

I completely forgot to add Michelangelo for #9
And Donny too

JakeLikesMovies at 04:23 AM Sep 10

16:48 ... never trust a ginger ...

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JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 9 months ago

MY-

1. Drink: Jack'n'Coke ... yeah, I know I'm a classy guy.

2. Car: 1973 Ford Mustang Fastback ... try to keep up!

3. Damsel : Gemma Arterton ... specifically Rock'n'Rolla Gemma.

4. Smoke: The only smoking you'll see from me comes from my tires kicking asphalt, get used to it!

5. Villain: Gary Oldman ... and there's a good shot he'll win too because he's Gary f*ckin' Oldman!

6. Song: "She Sells Sanctuary" - The Cult

7. Partner: I work alone ... and I do my own stunts ...

8. City: Seattle ... gonna make it rain!

9. Weapon: I don't carry a gun, I drive ... but seriously if you want to know what a fly on a highway feels like just get in my way.

10. Director: William freakin' Friedkin

Based on a list by Invidtus

jeo4 at 05:39 AM Sep 08

Awesome list.

HTX0811 at 06:22 AM Sep 08

6: yes!

horrorfan23 at 10:34 AM Sep 08

#8: The rain beat you to it.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 9 months ago

Movies and My Personality Quirks

1. My Pessimistic Side: Chinatown

2. My Optimistic Side: Almost Famous

3. My Perverted Side: Showgirls

4. My Introverted Side: Submarine

5. My Outgoing Side: Bringing Up Baby

6. My Mature Side: Good Will Hunting

7. My Immature Side: Dumb & Dumber

8. My Creative Side: 8 1/2

9. My Adventurous Side: Raiders of the Lost Ark

10. My Fearful Side: Idiocracy

11. My Cynical Side: Manhattan Melodrama

12. My Loving Side: Arthur

Based on a list by horrorfan23

YoshioKun13 at 11:59 AM Aug 21

I will be seeing No. 1 for the 1st time, in a theater, next month.

grelber37 at 01:04 PM Aug 21

Many Schmoes are listing #9 for their adventurous side. Apparently, Indiana Jones is some icon or something.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 9 months ago

Fake Classic Film Rumors:

1. Did you know Charlie Chaplin and Groucho Marx couldn't grow real 'staches?

2. Bob Hope suffered from a debilitating case of chronic vertigo, so he wore a prosthetic nose to help with his balance.

3. Errol Flynn prepared for his roles in Captain Blood and The Sea Hawk by pillaging schooners off the California coast.

4. Live rounds were used in the filming of Battleship Potemkin ... there were no survivors.

5. John Wayne had an intense fear of horses, anytime one of his characters was on horseback it was really a stunt-double.

6. Myrna Loy once took third place in a Greta Garbo look-a-like competition.

7. All Peter Cushing ever wanted was to be "in like Flynn".

8. Adam West was almost cast as James Bond in Dr. No but had to drop out because of a scheduling conflict.

9. Buster Keaton was incapable of showing emotion due to a childhood trauma involving a velocipede accident.

10. Yul Brynner was the direct inspiration for Mr. Clean.

11. The interior shots of the stagecoach in John Ford's classic Western Stagecoach were actually filmed inside a '35 Buick.

12. Charlton Heston invented method acting, it took him a year and a half to grow that biblically epic Moses beard.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 9 months ago

If I was an Expendable ...

1. Name: Johnny Ringo a.k.a. "The Ringo Kid"

2. Age: First kill at age 12 ... they'll never find the body and that's all you need to know.

3. Marital Status: I'm in an open relationship with my Custom M14 Juggernaut Rogue ... her name is Lolita.

4. Current Occupation: Cleaner ... and I don't use Windex.

5. Former Occupation(s): I could tell you but then you'd have to sign a non-disclosure form ... just kidding, I'd have to kill you.

6. Rap Sheet: Please, I'm a professional and real pros don't get rapsheets.

7. Languages: English, German, Love

8. Skills: I don't kill people, I make splatter art out of them. Heard of Jackson Pollock? I make him look like a f*cking amatuer! How's that for skill?

9. Affiliations: Expendables, Guns & Ammo Magazine Subscriber, Public Library Card Holder, Chaotic Good

Based on a list by MrsData

OldKingClancy at 12:11 PM Aug 15

Sounds bad-ass

horrorfan23 at 01:35 PM Aug 15

Sounds messy

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 10 months ago

I have no shame in my love for

1. Classic Hollywood Musicals

2. Reading Comics in public places

3. Dorktastic T-shirts

4. Bluegrass

5. Dolph Lundgren's Direct-to-Vid Flicks

6. Cheap Whiskey

7. The Score to THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS, listening to it is like a religious experience.

8. Watching 'Toons

9. Pizza Flavored Combos, they're like crack!

10. Mt. Dew

Based on a list by Psycho-Pirate-99

leesemarie at 01:49 AM Aug 02

its a classsic

JakeLikesMovies at 02:43 AM Aug 02

@HFan: Only the great ones!

@Leese: I somehow knew you'd back me up.

@Randy: C'mon dude! You better be around the two hour mark by now and I expect to hear what you think of LotM shortly.

HTX0811 at 11:09 AM Aug 02

8 is always fun to do.

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JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 10 months ago

If I Was Incepted, Some of the Things You Would Find:

1.

2. Spin it Stimpy!

3. That's it, that's all that is in my brain. The best part? It's all that's in your's now too! INCEPTED!

Based on a list by horrorfan23

horrorfan23 at 07:57 AM Jul 17

Damn! Foiled again.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 11 months ago

My Labels

1. Jake - That's my name, don't wear it out!

2. Schmoe - 'til the day I die!

3. 12 Year Old - Started frosh year of college because of this and have been stuck with it ever since.

4. J.R. - Must be said in a gruff and manly voice though ... Think T.R. as in Teddy Roosevelt.

5. Grillmeister McAwesome - See attached pic for photographic proof.

6. Smartass - I can be a total douchenozzle, but only when it's for comedic effect.

7. Dude, Duder, El Duderino - I think some people have confused me with Jeff Bridges, I'm okay with that.

8. JakeFlix - I have become the go-to guy in my circle of friends to bum DVDs and Blu-rays off of, in all fairness though my collection is extensive.

9. Shortstack - I'm 6'4" and people are hilarious ...

10. Sarcastic - Because saying something in a snarky manner when you mean something else has become a lost art.

11. That one guy I was telling you about that loves movies an unreasonable amount - A friend introduced me to his new girlfriend this way last week.

12. Oh! Almost forgot; Dolce & Gabbana - Because I like to look, like, totally fabulous when I'm out purse shopping.

Based on a list by MrsData

The Bodyguard at 05:01 AM Jul 12

People are hilarious there, Shortstack

horrorfan23 at 05:01 AM Jul 12

I'm into the brevity thing so I'll call you El Duderino.

MrsData at 02:01 PM Jul 12

lol I love especially 6 and 10.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 11 months ago

Cardinal Movie Theater Sins:

1. Cellphones ... Seriously dude? You have to text during the movie? I'm 8 rows behind you but I see you glowing. You're not being discreet, you're just being a douchenozzle! Turn your sh*t off! No, not on silent! OFF MUTHA'UCKA! Don't make me come down there ...

2. Loud Foodstuffs ... True story time! I was watching Passion of the Christ and the guy next to me was crunching away on nachos whilst Jesus was being whipped, beaten and crucified. Seriously man? Why the hell do theaters even have nachos as an option ... if you really feel like overpaying for food go with something like a hotdog. It may not be Kosher, but it's a hell of a lot more quiet!

3. Heavy Petting ... Good for you bud! You brought a girl to a movie and you could care less about what was going on up on the screen. I fully support your right to have some fun, but did you have to sit in the row in front of me? If you know your going to a movie just to make out do the right thing and sit in the back row. I payed ten bucks to see a show and you weren't it.

4. Bringing Young Kids to an Adult Flick ... If I go to a movie that is in the PG-13 or lower range I anticipate there being young 'uns present. I get that, it's ok. But If I go into something like Watchmen or Your Highness and you brought your 8 year old along because you couldn't find a sitter and they start whining, fidgeting loudly or have to leave for the bathroom every fifteen minutes I'm not going to be okay with that. Hell, just knowing there's a kid in the theater during an explicit scene (sex, violence or whatever) makes me uncomfortable. Way to fail at parenting.

5. Talking ... Hey, as long as the trailers are still playing I'm totally cool about some idle chitchat but when the lights lower and the film proper starts I don't need to hear about "How Jenny is totally cheating on Rick" or "I totally banged this girl last night, I think her name was Jen or Jenny or something". Just shut your piehole! I'm watching a movie.

6. Or worse; Heckling ... No, you're not funny and you sure as hell aren't part of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew, maybe you should just stop bringing attention to how ignorant you are. I say this for your own benefit, tool.

7. A Movie You Want to See is Only Available in 3D ... F*ck. That. Sh*t.

leesemarie at 02:41 AM Jun 15

thank.yew.

horrorfan23 at 06:24 AM Jun 15

Sometimes I wish cellphones ceased to exist because of these people.

Anakin at 10:13 AM Jun 15

If you think this list is bad you should try having a good friend who won't shup up during the entire film. Literally asking you "What just happened there?" mere seconds after seeing it himself. He's a good mate though so I put up with it.

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JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 11 months ago

Favorite Sodas

1. Mt. Dew

2. ...

3. What? You mean I need more than one entry to constitute a list?!

4. Fine!

5. I guess that Mexican Coke ... you know, the kind made with real cane sugar (and quite possibly cocaine). It's pretty damn thirst quenching!

Based on a list by Kevin Smith fan

JohnLocke2342 at 01:26 AM Jun 14

GANDALF WE MUST TURN BACK

NOOOOOOS#(*(#@*(@#O(OOOOOOO!

WalkAway at 04:48 AM Jun 14

lol at cocaine

timmyd at 05:14 PM Jun 14

Nice . I hear Middle Earth is magnificent this time of year .

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: 12 months ago

Inside the Actor's Studio

1. What is your favorite word? Indubitably!

2. What is your least favorite word? Impossible

3. What turns you on? A confident woman.

4. What turns you off? Incompetence ... unless it's somehow adorable.

5. What sound or noise do you love? Deep genuine laughter.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Whining

7. What is your favorite curse word? Recently became a fan of "mewling quim" which is a classy and archaic way of saying "whiny c*nt".

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Archaeologist adventurer ... circa the 1940's.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything that has me stuck in an office all day.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Welcome to heaven, here's your halo and harp. Your first tour of guardian angel duty will be with INSERT NAME OF HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE HERE."

Based on a list by Terminal_83

WalkAway at 08:22 PM Jun 10

mewling quim....I love it

darknite125 at 08:45 PM Jun 10

#8 very cool choice

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 1 year ago

FAVORITE ...

1. Stones - Starting with a toughie ... probably "Gimme Shelter" closely followed by "Sympathy for the Devil"

2. CCR - "Fortunate Son", thank you Forrest Gump!

3. Beatles - "Let it Be" if my sh*t's all emotional but "Daytripper" otherwise

4. Van Halen - "Ice Cream Man"

5. G'n'R - "Civil War" ... Cool Hand Luke soundclips ftw!

6. Aerosmith - "Sweet Emotion" the David Thoener mix

7. Pink Floyd - "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" 30-minutes of unadulterated epicness!!!

8. Metallica - Their cover of Ennio Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold"

9. Led Zeppelin - All of LedZep, seriously. All of it. But if I had to pick just one song (and this list forces me to, damn it) then "Going to California",

10. Black Sabbath - "Crazy Train" 'aight?! 'Aight!

11. AC/DC - "Long Way to the Top if You Wanna Rock'n'Roll"

12. Eagles - "Already Gone" Best. Break-up song. Ever.

13. Queen - "Seven Seas of Rhye"

14. U2 - "Pride (In the Name of Love)"

15. ZZ Top - "La Grange"

Based on a list by Invidtus

Laksmikanti at 12:41 PM May 11

Old School Rock, great taste.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 1 year ago

So you screwed up your MFC Profile:

1. Post status update that contained faulty HTML code - Always clear your clipboard before copying and pasting ... fml.

2. Confusion/Panic - Why does my profile look weird? Wait, did I do this?! Oh sh*t! Did I break MFC?!?!?! OhF*ck!OhF*ck!OhF*ck!OhF*ck!

3. Schmoes Notice - Derek makes fun of JakeLikesMovies, implies JakeLikeMovies enjoys goat porn and PMing goatse pictures … JakeLikesMovies unable to defend against Derek's hilarious but ultimately unhelpful attacks.

4. Email Bug Report - Wait and pray ... consider seppuku.

5. JoBlo Himself Emails You Back - Whoa, I only had to wait like 10 minutes for a response?! That's pretty awesome.

6. JoBlo Reassures You - Tells you to not be too hard on yourself, prescribes "stiff drink".

7. MFC Profile Will Be Fixed At Earliest Convenience – You did not bring about the MFCocalpse, breath sigh of relief.

8. Pour Whiskey w/ Whiskey Chaser – Imbibe. Repeat as needed.

9. Warn Other Schmoes - Be careful what you put in your status updates, one bad batch of HTML coding can ruin your day and make you feel like a n00b dumbass. Don’t pull a Jake, it’s not worth the shame.

10. Find Humorous Image To Attach To This List - Ghostbusters "Never cross the streams!"

WalkAway at 04:39 AM Apr 23

this was amazing

JakeLikesMovies at 06:48 AM Apr 23

First off Derek, I tried to delete the status through both my own profile, home and view all activity and it wouldn't allow me to do so and secondly there is only one kind of porn that I keep opened in a tab at all times ...

bourahioro at 11:44 PM Apr 23

...Well played.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Famous People from My Town - Walla Walla

1. First off, yes. Walla Walla does exist outside of Looney Toons. It's in Washington. The state. Moving on!

2. Adam West - Yup, TV's "Batman" hails from 'round these parts!

3. Drew Bledsoe - NFL Quarterback with a Super Bowl ring

4. Conner Trinneer - Actor, best known for his role as Commander Tucker on "Star Trek: Enterprise"

5. I don't know if this counts a "famous people" but we do have a bitchin' song by The Offspring named after our town (or specifically the penitentiary in our town)

6. Jacob Riley - Professional Freelance Badass, Esq.

Based on a list by MrsData

randychico at 06:14 PM Mar 03

Aside from WallaWalla, MFC also has someone from Saskatchewan and Albuquerque... makes ya think.

also #6 ... & oscar nincompoop

randychico at 06:14 PM Mar 03

Adam West.. nice!

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 1 year ago

I'm a man of simple tastes. I enjoy.....

1. cheap beer!

2. quality whiskey!

3. greasy pizza, extra pepperoni.

4. an honest day's work ... but not every day! :D

5. a kind hearted woman!

6. a classic good ol' screwball comedy.

7. Larry, Moe and Curly.

8. explosions ... big ones!

9. boobs ... big ones!

10. ROCK'N'ROLLING!!!! lmL (>.<) Jml

Based on a list by horrorfan23

leesemarie at 06:39 AM Feb 17

1, 3, 6 -->

JohnLocke2342 at 03:34 PM Feb 17

1,2,3 amazing

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 1 year ago

First & Last Purchases

1. First VHS: I was around 8 years old when I bought the original unadulterated Star Wars Trilogy and I never looked back!

2. Last VHS: "In Like Flint" it was a dollar, totally worth it!

3. First DVD: One of the James Bond DVD boxed sets, but the first one I watched was "GoldenEye".

4. Last DVD: "Mystery Team"

5. First Blu-ray: "The Song Remains the Same" Led Zeppelin concert Blu-ray

6. Last Blu-ray: I bought two at the same time "Hobo with a Shotgun" and the mega boxset of "Ben-Hur", yeah I know ... it is a ridiculously awesome combo buy!

7. First Complete TV series: Probably "Firefly" but maybe "Band of Brothers", don't know for sure ...

8. First Complete Book series: Brian Jacques "Redwall" series, I used to tear through those in one sitting!

9. Last Complete Book series: "A Song of Ice and Fire" by George R.R. Martin

Based on a list by Weapon X

JohnLocke2342 at 02:15 AM Dec 07

#9 - nods in agreement.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Favorite Old Hollywood Actresses

1. Myrna Loy (See THE THIN MAN or MANHATTAN MELODRAMA)

2. Natalie Wood (See WEST SIDE STORY or REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE)

3. Ingrid Bergman (See CASABLANCA or NOTORIOUS)

4. Jean Arthur (See MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON or YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU)

5. Lee Patrick (See THE MALTESE FALCON)

6. Deborah Kerr (See BLACK NARCISSUS or THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP)

7. Audrey Hepburn (See ROMAN HOLIDAY)

8. Olivia de Havilland (See THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD or CAPTAIN BLOOD)

9. Katherine Hepburn (See BRINGING UP BABY or THE AFRICAN QUEEN)

10. Ursula Andress (See DR. NO, 'nuff said!)

Based on a list by WalkAway

Servo at 03:44 AM Nov 29

i'm very impressed by your taste. olivia de havilland is fierce as fuck and she is my all-time favorite actress.

Servo at 03:45 AM Nov 29

and those are my two favorite katherine hepburn movies. good job.

SuperMarcey at 03:48 AM Nov 29

Awesome pics dude!

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JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Cartoon/Animated Crushes

1. Taarna - Heavy Metal ... I love a woman that can ride a giant pterodactyl and wield a large sword.

2. Turanga Leela - Futurama ... One eye? No problem!

3. Holli Would - Cool World

4. Cheetara - Thundercats (The new one mostly, I don't know how she runs with those sweater kittens))

5. Jessica Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit

6. The Nurse - The Animaniacs

7. Baroness - G.I. Joe ... Thick accent? Check. Tight leather suit? Double check!

8. Velma - Scooby Doo ... Jinkies! Nerds are hawt!

9. April O'neil - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

10. Jane - Disney's Tarzan

Based on a list by MrsData

randychico at 06:00 AM Nov 10

While I find Jessica Rabbit a tad bit overated this list is the one I can get on board the most... Cheetara, Leela, Baroness and my fave JANE!! *drools*

WalkAway at 04:23 PM Nov 10

Velma! Love it

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 1 year ago

MFC Halloween Survey

1. What animals are you afraid of? I have grown up around animals all of my life (farm boy) and honestly few big ones genuinely scare me. It is the little ones that band together to take down large prey that you have to keep a wary eye on. In summary: f*ck piranha.

2. Are you afraid of clowns? I heard a joke once ... but seriously, they are pretty creepy.

3. Are you claustrophobic? Only if I am stuck in an elevator with a fat man, if we're stuck there for too long there are only a handful of ways that scenario is ending ... and few of them are in my favor.

4. What urban legends scared you as a kid (or now)? Masturbate and you'll go blinskd2nl3kns4dpbblt

5. Do you have any phobias? You know that feeling you get when you are in public and have to fart but might also crap yourself? Don't know the scientific name for that but I believe the colloquialism is "sharting", and I've had some close calls.

6. What else are you afraid of? That at any given time I could be the victim of this. Not cool, not cool at all.

7. Do you believe in any cryptozoologic creatures? I want to believe.

8. What movies scared you as a kid? First time I saw JURASSIC PARK that scene with the goat leg hitting the windshield. Serious nightmare fuel.

9. What movies scared you as an adult? ZODIAC, gives me the heebie jeebies every time.

10. Favorite Universal Monster? Frankenstein's Monster, so tragic ...

11. Favorite fictional horror villain? The disembodied demonic hand from IDLE HANDS

12. Favorite real life serial killer? Favorite? I don't know if I could say that but I guess I'll go with The Zodiac Killer for the sake of uniformity.

13. Have you ever experienced the paranormal? Nope, but I know who to call if I do!

14. What would you do if you thought your house was haunted? Depends on what kind of haunted, I don't mind chilling with ghosts, spooks or spectres but ghouls? F*ck those guys! I'd get the hell outta Dodge!

15. Are you superstitious? Nope. But I like writing on the wall!

Based on a list by WalkAway

Righteous_faustus at 01:10 AM Oct 11

hahaha 5

SuperMarcey at 02:55 AM Oct 11

That picture turns me on

JakeLikesMovies at 03:55 AM Oct 11

It is rather appealing isn't it?

...

(I STOLE THE JOKE FROM DEREK, I MUST GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE)

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 1 year ago

My Selection For A Super Team

1. Leader:Captain America ... If it ain't broke!

2. Second in Command: The Wasp (Rock'n tits!)

3. Brains: The Vision (Preferably the "Ultimate" version, she also has some rock'n tits!)

4. Agility: Quicksilver

5. Psychic: Cable (Plus: Packs serious firepower)

6. Fire Power: Iron Man

7. Strength: Valkyrie (I dig my warrior women)

8. Prankster: Deadpool

9. Fighter: Thorlief Odinson

10. Loner: Wolverine

11. X-factor: The Hulk (Equal opportunity ass kicker!)

Based on a list by brianandmichelle

brianandmichelle at 02:19 PM Sep 03

LOL! Nothing wrong at all with all Marvel! I had to try really hard on mine not to. Nice list!

G-Funk at 04:02 PM Sep 03

Aside from #5 and #8, you've just listed The Avengers.

JakeLikesMovies at 04:38 PM Sep 03

Again G-Funk ... if it ain't broke! :P

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

If I Were In The Harry Potter-verse

1. Character name: Harry Callahan (You gonna give me crap for my name? Then you best be feeling lucky, punk!)

2. Species: Human (Allegedely)

3. Family: None to speak of, way to bring it up jerk.

4. Wand: Redwood wand, 14.5" (Compensating? Nah!) and a core of dragon heart-string

5. House: Slytherin, but not one of the emo sun-deprived majority ... more like the guy that just listens to too much early metal and lights stuff on fire.

6. Animal: Squirrel, yep, a squirrel. They have posable fingers so they can get me sh*t and open up my butter brewskies

7. Expert in: Getting in between young witches striped stalkings and dabbles in dragon wrangling

8. Strengths: Critical thinking skills, hand-eye coordination, strong spell flicking wrist, competent in Excel and PowerPoint, loyal to a fault

9. Weaknesses: Acts on morals immediately and seeks forgiveness later, low tolerance for bullsh*t, poor gag reflex

10. Quidditch: Ain't got no time for games, there is a Dark Lord on the loose!

11. Patronus Charm: Unicorn, but not in a lame pansy way, in a stab you in the throat with a forehead horn sort of way.

12. Animagus: Wolf (Team Jacob ain't got sh*t on me!)

13. Boggart would appear as: John Waters (The dude just creeps me the hell out, maybe it's the 'stache, maybe it is the smile ...)

14. Occupation (after graduation from Hogwarts): Minister of Asswhoopings: Muggle Division

Based on a list by SuperMarcey

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions

1. What's Your Home Town - Walla Walla, WA (Yeah it's a real place and the first person to use the "So nice they named it twice" line will get punched. By Batman. Yeah, Adam West grew up here, don't front!)

2. What Makes You Stand Out in a Crowd -I'm 6'4" but have the face of a 14 year old, makes bars fun!

3. Preferred Hot Drink - Tang, the beverage of astronauts and Rebellion fighter pilots everywhere!

4. What Type of Drunk Are You - The best kind (The one that will buy you drinks until you are drunk too)

5. Standard Outfit - Jeans, flippy-floppies or Converse All*Stars, hip t-shirts that make me cooler than the guy next to me, aviators and one of my many trucker hats.

6. Skill People Don't Expect You to Have - I am competent with a sewing machine, don't ask ... fine, I was in 4-H for something like 8 years and our community service project was sewing book bags for kids. Yeah, I am a man that sews and am not ashamed ... much.

7. What Makes You Good at Your Job - I love it. Hell I work for the second best site on the internet, number one is that one with the cats that look like Hitler.

8. The First Album You Bought - "Back in Black" - AC/DC

9. Hobby Most People Don't Know You Have - Writing about movies, I even have my own website ... but don't tell anyone.

10. Look Around and Name Five Objects That Catch Your Eye - Stack of CDs (John Bonamassa's "Live From Nowhere in Particular" on top), The Thin Man DVD box set, Several empty Mt. Dew cans, one lone sock ... no idea where the other one is hiding, record player (I buy vinyl, yeah, just when you thought I couldn't be cooler!)

11. Thing You'll Never Grow Out Of - my child-like wonderment ... and fart jokes.

12. Piercings and Tattoos - Nada, probably never ... f*ck needles!

Based on a list by G-Funk

رأس الغول at 08:17 AM Jul 11

Getting to know you, getting to know all about you- WTF? This is getting you to know about ME!
1. Thorntown, In- Where the f*** izzat, you say? Use your Garmin, dips***..
2. I am the guy who doesn't give a s***- except about politics...
3. Jello
4. The kind who sits back loaded and watches the idiots and laughs my a** off at them.
5. Jeans, leg braces, sox, underwear and a tee..
6. Young women like me... :)
7. I am retired reasonably young and rich... it's why young women like me.
8. Hums of the Lovin' Spoonful. Wanna make something of it?
9. I am a real estate novelist.
10. Autographed $5000 art photo by Leonard Nimoy; 14 X 18 matted and framed sketch of Ra's al Ghul and Batman drawn and autographed by Neal Adams bought at a charity auction for $4500.27" IMac on one side of the room, a liquid cooled monster gamer Intel I7 processor 8GBRAM with 2 2 GB video cards and 2 40" monitors at my workstation. Out the window I see my Minicooper which I just drove to the west Coast and back to see my beloved New York Yankees play and pick up Hooters girls for the nights with no game or day games.
11. I will never grow out of comic books, superhero movies, jelly bellies, and younger women.
12. 'Yes' stylized tattoo on each shoulder.

grelber37 at 12:31 PM Jul 11

#12 aichmophobia, that's a fine fear to have. I have it too. High-five o/\o

jeo4 at 08:51 PM Jul 11

I laughed at 2, 4, 6, 7, 10 and 11. Your list is awesome.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Favorite Movie By Each Bond

1. Sean Connery - From Russia with Love (For my money it's THE perfect Bond flick.)

2. George Lazenby - On Her Majesty's Secret Service (It is actually one of my favorites overall, too bad Lazenby was a twat)

3. Roger Moore - Live and Let Die (Best title song ever? I think so!)

4. Timothy Dalton - License to Kill (Craig owes a lot to Dalton who went with the dark edgy Bond before it was chic)

5. Pierce Brosnan - Goldeneye ('nuff said)

6. Daniel Craig - Casino Royale (This could be the greatest Bond movie ever made, I can't wait to see how it holds up to time.)

Based on a list by tbondrage99

randychico at 04:51 AM Jun 18

We had the JB talk before and while these aren't necessarily my choices I agree with most of what you said.

drc5145 at 05:15 AM Jun 18

Thunderball is my fav Connery film. Agreed with Craig and Brosnan. Not sure about Moore yet.

raminwar007 at 10:10 PM Jun 18

Layers. Very sexy

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Nicknames I've Been Given

1. 12 Year Old: Frosh year of college I was 5'7" with a baby-face, now I'm 6'4" ... with a baby face. I am still known by this nickname in some circles ...

2. J.R.: sometimes you just have to hick it up a little and my initials suffice.

3. Jakob: Pronounced "Yah-cub", it's "Jacob" in German and sometimes my mom calls me by it ... Sie spricht German nicht sogar, so weiß ich warum nicht.

4. JakeLikesMovies/JLM: It's my MFC handle and the one many of you address me as, it was self-chosen so I don't know if that counts as a nickname ... whatever, I'm going to count it!

5. A fifth nickname?! Who has this many nicknames?!

Based on a list by MrsData

SuperMarcey at 11:19 AM Jun 14

That is the best picture ever!

MrsData at 03:23 PM Jun 14

^It is fantastic! Nice list too!

leesemarie at 06:30 PM Jun 14

jake has some kind of mutant x factor going on. what the frack, man

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

If I was a Cowboy

1. My Name would Be: No Name, I'd just the tall dark mysterious type. Deal with it.

2. My Horses Name: No Name, not to be mysterious this time, mainly because of this song ...

3. My weapons of choice: A pair of Navy sixes, reliable Henry repeater and a tomahawk

4. My Job: Wander the West disillusioned after the end of the Civil War righteously kicking ass and drawing steel when necessary. It won't pay well, but I'll love my work.

5. The Clothes I Would Wear: Military issue cavalry pants, suspenders, riding boots (no spurs, spurs are for cowgirls and dandies), duster, low-brimmed dark Stetson, bow-tie, low slung hip holster and a disapproving grimace

6. If (If? They totally will!) They Made A Movie About me it Would Be Called: "The Man Left Standing" or "Riding Shotgun"

7. Who Would Play Me in the Movie: Timothy Olyphant

8. Who would Direct the Movie: The Brothers Coen

9. Theme Song: "Ecstasy of Gold" - Metallica Cover

10. My Sidekick: See #2, besides that I work solo, kiddo.

Based on a list by brewsky99

SuperMarcey at 06:58 AM Jun 11

That picture LOL!

WalkAway at 03:29 PM Jun 11

Timothy Olyphant...nice choice!

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

STAR WARS FILMS RANKED

1. A New Hope

2. The Empire Strikes Back

3. Return of the Jedi (I swear I am not doing this by release date!)

4. Revenge of the Sith

5. Star Wars Holiday Special (Yup, better than the other two prequels)

6. The Ewok Adventure (Made-For-TV, 1984)

7. Ewoks: The Battle of Endor starring Wilford Brimley(Made-For-TV, 1985)

8. The Clone Wars

9. The Phantom Menace ...

Invidtus at 01:39 AM Jun 05

Wilford Brimley was an Ewok ? thats hot-

BigEvil84 at 07:39 AM Jun 05

You forgot 'Attack of the Clones', dude.

JakeLikesMovies at 08:17 AM Jun 05

Did I BigEvil? Did I???

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

MY DREAM MOVIE:

1. TITLE: The Good Earth

2. DIRECTOR: Terrance Malick

3. GENRE: Drama

4. ACTRESSES: Amy Adams, Judi Dench (If she can pull off an American accent), Chloe Moretz and Jennifer Lawrence

5. ACTORS: Robert Downey Jr. (Serious RDJ, we're talking CHAPLIN territory here), Martin Sheen and Anton Yelchin

6. COMIC RELIEF: It will be on a family farm, so probably animals and general barnyard shenanigans

7. VILLAIN: Not so much one character as a looming sense of unfulfillment, disenfranchisement and yearning (I know, this is heavy!)

8. T & A: Classy film about family, duty and fate so probably not much in the way of T&A. I never thought I'd say that.

9. SOUNDTRACK: Purely a score, except maybe some ambient radio music or something, but I am thinking a subtle composer like Zbigniew Preisner (LA DOUBLE VIE DE VERONIQUE)

10. HAS TO HAVE: Beautiful cinematography with sprawling landscapes and a rich and diverse cast with the skill to pull off limited dialog

Based on a list by Psycho-Pirate-99

horrorfan23 at 03:19 PM Jun 02

This is Oscar worthy material.

WP-DFA at 12:15 AM Jun 03

^unfortunately yeah

JakeLikesMovies at 03:20 AM Jun 03

Unfortunately? I sure as hell wouldn't mind a little golden man sitting on my mantle ... or maybe a paper weight.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

First movie that comes to mind when someone says:

1. Little: ROLE MODELS

2. Big: BIG then I think of the piano scene and want a giant piano ...

3. Gross: JACKASS 3D

4. Awesome: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

5. Sexy: CHARLIE'S ANGELS (Don't judge me!!!)

6. Boring: Wow, I seriously just drew a blank and stared at my screen for about 20 seconds, no joke, still no movie popping into my head. This stream of consciousness stuff sure is tedious ... THE GODFATHER PART III. Don't ask why, it just popped into my head, moving on ...

7. Scary: THE OMEN (The original)

8. Cold: OUT COLD

9. Hot: HEAT

10. Explosion: Michael Bay, not a movie but he is his own genre

11. Stupid: TWILIGHT

12. Future: BACK TO THE FUTURE (Just watched it again last night!)

13. Past: FORREST GUMP

14. Party: WAYNE'S WORLD

15. Race: RAT RACE

16. Boat: DAS BOOT!!!

17. Gun: FISTFUL OF DOLLARS

18. School: ANIMAL HOUSE

19. Sex: Yes please! AUSTIN POWERS

20. Demon: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

21. Plane: AIR FORCE ONE

22. Island: DR. NO

23. Monster: SPACE JAM (Couldn't figure out why but then I remembered the creepy little aliens)

24. Drugs: DAZED AND CONFUSED

25. Teamwork: THE REPLACEMENTS (Keanu Reeve's greatest cinematic achievement, seriously)

Based on a list by horrorfan23

JakeLikesMovies at 03:26 AM Jun 01

Yep, picture is of me dying. Why? Why not!

Fact: The pic is deceptive, I did not die in a smoldering wreck seconds later.

SuperMarcey at 04:29 AM Jun 01

LOL that pic is lol worthy

DaisyDukeGirl at 05:02 AM Jun 01

How in the hell will I be able to paste/ copy what Jake said, First Movie That Comes to Mind?

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

My Perfect Woman

1. Gemma. Arterton.

2. Oh sh*t ...

3. Was this supposed to be a list?

4. Damn ...

5. Well I have some space to fill ...

6. So, how are things?

7. Response if things are good: That's fantastic!

8. Response if things are bad: Well at least you aren't watching an Uwe Boll movie!

9. Well I guess that just about does it.

10. Oh yeah, almost forgot! A great personality! ;P

Based on a list by goNADSgo69

cobb at 05:20 PM May 30

lol

WalkAway at 04:19 AM May 31

She's my perfect woman too.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

Cast Yourself!

1. As a Marvel character- Captain America pre-Super Soldier serum ... I've got to hit the gym ...

2. As a DC character- Aquaman, because it's not like anyone expects anything from me anyway, plus mermaids are hawt!

3. As a Disney hero/heroine- Robin Hood (I think I can pull off the fox look)

4. As a Disney villain- Prince John (Robin Hood)

5. As a character from The Office- Jim Halpert, I am am told I am a nice guy and I am tall and goofy looking ... typecasting here I come!

6. As a character from Buffy The Vampire Slayer- Oz!!!

7. As a non-superhero/non-Disney cartoon character- Jonny Quest

8. As a character from Lord of the Rings- The Ranger from the North

9. As a character from Harry Potter- Neville Longbottom, because I am pretty sure I would screw up at least as bad as he does. People would probably die actually ...

10. As a character from Firefly- Captain Malcolm Reynolds, I'm always aiming to misbehave anyway

11. As a horror movie character- Tucker (from Dale & Tucker Vs Evil)

12. As a horror movie villain- Jason Voorhees

13. As an action movie character- James Bond, What can I say? Women want to be me and men want to be wit- wait a minute! Scratch that! Reverse it!

14. As an adventure movie character- Indiana Jones, I have a history degree with and anthropology minor combine those two disciplines and throw in a fedora and whip and I am good to go!

15. As a Greek god/goddess- Apollo, chariots are badass!

16. As a historical figure- Charlemagne

17. As a comedy movie character- Any one of the Marx Bros, but probably Zeppo

18. As a movie villain (non-horror)- Red Grant (From Russia with Love)

19. As an old Hollywood star- William Powell

20. As a rock star- Eric "Slowhand" Clapton

Based on a list by WalkAway

Desh Bouksani at 02:01 AM May 18

Hehe! This is good!

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

Favorite:

1. Movie - Yojimbo ... at the moment

2. Color - Inside the lines, otherwise you have to repeat kindergarten ... twice ...

3. Animal (domestic)- Trained Circus Bear

4. Animal (wild) - Feral Grizzly Bear

5. Band - Led Zeppelin, accept no substitutes!

6. Superhero/Superheroine (if you're into stuff) - The God damn Batman!

7. Possession - My Precious AKA The One Ring ... "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!"

8. Season - Fall

9. Video Game (if you play them) - The Uncharted Series

10. School Subject (past or present) - History, I am kinda (a history) buff and the ladies like a man that can remember dates ;)

11. Book - Lots of them, but if I had to pick just one ... "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho

12. Job you've ever had - News Editor for The Digital Dorm, beats manual labor!

13. Place to hang out - Hot Poop (Hometown record store, I could spend days in there)

14. TV Show - (currently airing) Community, Archer, Castle, Game of Thrones(cancelled shows) Firefly, The Good Guys, Rome

15. Fruit - by the Foot

16. Vegetable - Broccoli with melted cheese, so good it should be a sin

17. Food - Pizza, lots of pizza

18. Musical Instrument (even if you don't play) - I play piano and am a percussionist (Drums, marimba, dashboards etc ...) but I always wanted to pick up the banjo (not joking, I want to rock as hard as Mumford & Sons)

19. Outdoor activity - Backpacking extinct volcanoes, Playing Ultimate Frisbee, Throwing stuff at punk kids

20. Thing about MFC - Everything, except the Pizza Hut ad I am looking at right now ... it is making me hungry (Refer to #17)

Based on a list by wallcrawler383

randychico at 08:50 PM May 12

you have a marimba??? You just described me in #18 haha :)

JakeLikesMovies at 10:46 PM May 12

@ WalkAway, I should clarify "CGI Animated Trained Circus Bear" in real life I'm a dog guy.

@Randy, back home with the folks I do, found it years ago at a garage sale for dirt cheap and it is a really classy one too. I sometimes feel guilty playing it ...

randychico at 08:36 AM May 13

wow... I so wanna go to chez Jakes now...

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JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

My "NOM NOM NOM" List

1. Favorite Soda: Mt. Dew, accept no substitutes!

2. Favorite Pizza: Pepperoni Pizza with spicy "Cajun Sauce". ProTip: If you have a Pizza Pipeline in your area ask for the sauce special, you're welcome!

3. Favorite Wings: "Live and Let Die" - Paul McCartney & Wings

4. Favorite Burger: BBQed homegrown beef (I live on a ranch, it has it's perks) with all the fixin's!

5. Favorite Salad: Salad? What is this meatless atrocity that you speak of?

6. Favorite Candy: Everlasting Gobstoppers, deal with it.

7. Favorite Sandwich: Turkey Club, "I'm not even a member, I don't know how I get away with it!" (RIP Mitch Hedburg)

8. Favorite Ice Cream: Choco-chip Cookie Dough

9. Favorite Soup: More of a stew guy, soup is an entrée stew is a damn meal!

10. Favorite Asian Dish: Sweet & Sour Chicken, I would do awful things for that succulence ... unspeakable things ...

11. Popeye's, KFC, or Church's: KFC, mainly because I have one of those badass Colonel Sander's ties, u jelly?

12. Food that turns you on the most: Whipped cream on boobs, hold the whipped cream.

13. Food that you detest the most: Tofu, my dad is a cattle rancher assholes!

14. Food the you eat mostly when you watch movies (aside popcorn): Pizza, but honestly I just eat a lot of pie regardless if there is a movie on or not ... It might actually be a problem. A delicious, delicious problem.

15. Like some nuts? Not really, but I have an ample sack on me at all times though ... just in case. ;)

Based on a list by horrorfan23

Johnny Moreno at 01:43 AM May 09

#3>>>>>>>>

randychico at 01:48 AM May 09

YOu have the best pictures hahaha... and yes good going with the wings haha

dead anchoress at 08:16 AM May 09

Ha! Great picture. Sweet and Sour Chicken is the best. Nice #13 ;)

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

Hardest List on MFC...

1. What's the hardest song that plays in your head during a fight? "Bodies (Let the bodies hit the floor)" by Drowning Pool, or "Peace Train" by the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens if I feel like whimsically beating somebody's ass

2. What are the details of your hardest kiss? It was Valentine's Day, second grade, I was chilling on the playground under the slides when a girl named Melissa did a spider-monkey/spear tackle and laid a big wet one on me. I still feel violated to this day.

3. What's the hardest motion picture you've ever seen? The last Rambo flick, I mean Hole. E. Sh*t!

4. Who is your hardest dream girl? Pam Grier, she'll love you but that in no way should imply she couldn't kick your jive ass up and down 110th Street!

5. What's the hardest game you've ever played? Crotch only Russian roulette with paintball guns. Worst idea ever, but you learn what luck is all about.

6. What was the hardest period of your life? I don't menstruate. I am a dude and that would be weird.

7. How hard do you think you are when walking down the street? Jake don't walk! The world revolves under my feet according to my will, the Earth knows what's up!

8. What's the hardest exercise that you've ever done? I once ran 14 miles just because I had nothing better to do on a Saturday, it would have only been about 5 miles but I got lost ... and badasses don't ask for directions!

9. What's the hardest task you've ever accomplished? Hey, say "Hi." to your mother for me.

10. What's the hardest herb you've ever toked on? Subway, Meatball Marinara on Italian Herbs and Cheese, b*tch!

Based on a list by Smooth Native

SuperMarcey at 12:03 AM Apr 15

I couldn't get passed the picture

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

Movie Moments with JakeLikesMovies:

1. First Movie I ever saw in theaters: Not positive, it was definitely a Disney movie so I am going to guess BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

2. Last Movie I saw in theaters: PAUL ... it was awesome!

3. First Movie I bought: Original STAR WARS Unaltered VHS Boxed Set (Han shot first)

4. Last Movie I bought: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND: 30th Anniversary Blu-ray

5. Movie I saw the most in theaters: THE DARK KNIGHT (five times, twice in one day!)

6. DVD I have watched the most: BLUES BROTHERS (Pretty much my go-to DVD)

7. Movie where I had the most friends in attendance: STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE ...

8. First midnight showing of a movie: STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE (The night my love of a galaxy far, far away would be put to the test ... I survived, but scathed)

9. First/Only movie I cried at: BENJI THE HUNTED (Mom thought she rented a cute dog movie, holy balls was she wrong! I was 9, it was brutal)

10. Last Movie I cried at: BENJI THE HUNTED (That movie has yet to be surpassed, I hope it never will be)

11. Most movies I've seen at a theater in one day: 2, THE DARK KNIGHT (Went to the midnight showing then went back to see it again later in the day with the same group of friends)

12. Favorite non snuck in movie food: Red Vines, mmmmmmm licoricious

13. Favorite snuck in movie food: Unopened canned pop, yeah it was ballsy but I pulled it off!

14. A movie I wish I saw in theaters but didn't: The original STAR WARS trilogy when it was rereleased back in the late '90's Reason: Didn't come to our town, dicks.

15. Ever been kicked out of a theater due to rude behavior: Hell no, I respect film to much to be a dick during movies

16. Ever been kicked out of a theater due to something beyond my own control: Nope

17. Movie I saw on a birthday party outing: Saw THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE for one of my friends b'days

18. First movie I've fallen asleep during while in theater: Never have, hope I never will

19. A Drive-In movie I've seen: TONS! We have a great drive-in theater near my hometown that usually gets the same movies that play in regular theaters a couple months later. First one I remember seeing was BATMAN RETURNS

20. Movie I saw with my first date: I think it was THE RING, but I wasn't paying attention to some stupid movie, my attention was elsewhere ... ;)

Based on a list by wallcrawler383

snoopmish at 01:21 AM Apr 09

You wish you saw the re release....poor thing. I saw Star Wars in 1977 when it first came out! Still remember the ride home. I was 7.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

Favorite Movie Duos:

1. Wiiliam Powell & Myrna Loy - THE THIN MAN

2. John Belushi & Dan Akroyd - THE BLUES BROTHERS

3. Danny Glover & Mel Gibson - LETHAL WEAPON

4. Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels - DUMB & DUMBER

5. Bob Hope & Bing Crosby - The ROAD TO ... Movies

6. Paul Newman & Robert Redford - BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID

7. Chris Farley & David Spade - TOMMY BOY

8. Abbot & Costello - All of them! (Who's on first first?!)

9. R2D2 & C3PO - STAR WARS

10. Any movie with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly

Based on a list by movieguy17

lordtyler912 at 01:30 AM Apr 06

Nice!

movieguy17 at 04:30 AM Apr 06

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

My Video Game Resume

1. Favorite Game: Super Mario Bros (NES, how could it be anything else?)

2. Favorite Series: Guitar Hero (Before you hate let it be known I have been rocking the franchise since the beginning and purely for the love of the music, plus I look pretty badass with that lil' plastic guitar, may it rest in piece)

3. Favorite System: PS3 (It only does everything)

4. Favorite Character: Peppy Hare - Starfox 64 (N64, "Do a barrel-roll!"))

5. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

6. Favorite Sports Game: RBI Baseball (NES, Black Cartridge Baby!)

7. Favorite Racing Game: Burnout 3: Takedown (PSTriple)

8. Favorite Shooter: Duke Nukem II (PC, "Hail to the king, baby!")

9. Favorite RPG: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC)

10. Favorite Strategy/Puzzle Game: Myst (PC, it's a classic!)

11. Favorite Fighting Game: Mortal Kombat II (SEGA/PS3)

12. Favorite Hero: Nathan Drake - Uncharted Series (PS3)

13. Favorite Boss: Donkey Kong (Arcade, You are the plumber, the ape has barrels, there is a damsel in distress and you're all outta Drano)

14. Favorite Scene/Level:

15. Funnest Game: MarioKart 64 (As a drinking game, obviously)

16. Craziest Game: Portal, simple premise with ridiculous possibilities (PS3)

17. Favorite Hottie/Hunk: Hrm, I guess you can't go wrong with Lara Croft

18. Most Overrated Game: The Final Fantasy games, just never got the appeal

19. I've never played: Mickey's Safari in Letterland ... Ok, fine you caught me (NES)

20. Toughest Game: Battletoads (NES, That damn sewer level ...)

21. Least Favorite System: Virtuaboy ... Hahahahahahahahah

22. Favorite personal story: Did you know that Duckhunt can be two-players?! I only found this out a few years back and to say it was a revelation is a gross understatement. Impossible you say? Nope, using a second controller player two can control the direction of the ducks adding a whole new playability to this game. 23 years on the rotating mass we call home and I just found out about this recently, f*ck. (NES, Still can't shoot the damn dog in the face though.)

Based on a list by Raiden

wallcrawler383 at 09:31 PM Apr 02

USE BOMBS WISELY.

Raiden at 12:26 AM Apr 03

Virtuaboy. Wow, the flashbacks man, that flashbacks.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

Top Fifteen Favorite Songs (As of now; It's ALWAYS changing)

1. "Gimme Shelter" - The Rolling Stones

2. "The Seeker" - The Who

3. "Little Lion Man" - Mumford & Sons

4. "Takin' Care of Business" - Bachman-Turner Overdrive

5. "(I'd Love to) Change the World" - Ten Years After

6. "Ten Million Slaves" - Otis Taylor

7. "Hazy Shade of Winter" - Simon & Garfunkel

8. "Hurricane" - Bob Dylan

9. "Float" - Flogging Molly

10. "No Sugar Tonight" - The Guess Who

11. "Ball of Confusion" - The Temptations

12. "Can't Keep No Good Boy Down" - THE PARLOR MOB

13. "Voodoo Child" - Jimi Hendrix

14. "Crossroads" - Cream (Featuring Eric "Slowhand" Clapton)

15. "The Underdog" - Spoon

16. This list could go on forever ... seriously.

Based on a list by goNADSgo69

Righteous_faustus at 04:24 AM Apr 02

A lot of good stuff here man, #1 and 2, WHEW!

JohnLocke2342 at 04:26 AM Apr 02

great list

bagwell at 04:31 AM Apr 07

#1 is a great song, but my favorite one by the Stones is "Can't You Hear Me Knocking "

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

If I was a SUPER hero

1. My Original Super Hero Name Would Be - Stuporman

2. My Bestest Power Would Be - Superhuman Alcohol Tolerancy

3. My Motto Would Be - "Quick! Drink up a cold pint of justice evildoers, it's last call." Followed by a playful, yet threatening wink.

4. If They Made a Movie About Me I Would Be Played By - Nathan Fillion

5. And the Movie Would Be Directed By - Jon Favreau

6. With the Love Interest Being - Tina Fey

7. While the Villain Would Be Played By - John Waters (That mustache is just begging to be typecasted)

8. If I Had To Choose Between being a DC or Marvel Hero I Would Be - Psh, Dark Horse b*tches!

9. My Super Best Friend Would Be - Deadpool

10. My Super Hero F*ck Buddy Would Be - Powerboob-I MEAN POWERGIRL, I SAID GIRL!

Based on a list by brewsky99

JohnLocke2342 at 03:03 PM Mar 24

LOL dude your picture.. I can't.

leesemarie at 08:56 PM Mar 24

nominating jake for best listmaker on mfc

JakeLikesMovies at 10:34 PM Mar 24

I just aim to entertain folks! :P

@Nerd, it was a mock Freudian slip (You know when you say one thing but meant your mother?) of Powergirl and her epic boobage (Probably her greatest super power).

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JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

My Film Resume

1. Your favorite film of all time: YOJIMBO

2. Your most hated film of all time: The TWILIGHT series ...

3. The film that makes you happy every time you watch it: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

4. The film that makes you cry everytime: Only film I have ever cried at, I was nine or so and it was brutal; BENJI THE HUNTED

5. The craziest film you've ever seen: Good: THE ROOM. Bad: THE ROOM.

6. The sexiest film you've ever seen: ROOM IN ROME ... yeah, it just got released on Netflix Instant, you're welcome.

7. Your favorite movie starring your favorite actor: THE THIN MAN (William Powell)

8. Your favorite movie starring your favorite actress: THE THIN MAN (Myrna Loy)

9. The scariest film you've ever seen: CHILDREN OF THE CORN ... still gives me the willies ..

10. The funniest film you've ever seen: DUMB & DUMBER

11. The oldest film you've ever seen: Wow, thanks to film classes probably some old Edison Co. shorts, oldest film I own is THE BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN.

12. Your favorite decade in movies: The 1930's, I love the classics! Closely followed by the 1980's because, hey, I love the classics! :P

13. The most controversial movie you've ever seen: CALIGULA, crazy sh*t went down in that movie ...

14. Your first R-rated movie: Theaters: THE PATRIOT General: ALIEN

15. Your favorite movie by your favorite director: GOODFELLAS (Martin Scorsese)

16. The movie that turned you into a movie geek: STAR WARS IV: A NEW HOPE

17. The first film you saw nudity in (male or female):ALIEN (Sigourney Weaver see through tank-top!)

18. The movie that you can quote word for word: A NEW HOPE

19. The movie you would most like to be in: LETHAL WEAPON

20. Your most anticipated movie currently: TREE OF LIFE

21. Your favorite animated movie: Disney's ROBIN HOOD

22. Your favorite foreign film: See "Favorite film of all time" but most recently THE GOOD THE BAD THE WEIRD

23. The movie you would use to torture your enemies: THE PHANTOM MENACE

24. The least scariest film you've ever seen: LEAVE IT TO BEAVER

25. The movie you thought you would hate, but you love: THE REPLACEMENTS

26. The movie you thought you would love, but you hated: BILL & TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY

27. Post image of your favorite "Holy Shit" moment. (End of the film Se7en, "What's in the box?!")

Based on a list by horrorfan23

Righteous_faustus at 11:35 PM Mar 18

That ending for Se7en was simply amazing and LOVE brad pitt in that role, very tragic. #10 GENIUS "I got worms!"

horrorfan23 at 01:18 AM Mar 19

Tomy Wiseau is nuts, I'll agree to that.

BigEvil84 at 07:12 AM Mar 19

# 7 & 8 - Liking 'The Thin Man' love.
#27 - I was originally going to go with the Se7en "What's in the box?" holy shit moment, but I then decided to go with the chestburster scene from 'Alien'.

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: about 2 years ago

MFC MEME

1. First Name (if you're cool with that)? Jake, Jacob or J.R. ... I travel in many circles.

2. Explanation of Your MFC Name? See answer for first question and I think the other half is blatantly obvious ...

3. Movie Character You Can Relate With the Most? John McClane, somedays just feel like you are trapped in a skyscraper full of terrorists with no shoes and only a fat twinkie eating cop for a friend.

4. Most Hated Movie Character? Jar Jar Binks, never make me bring him up again.

5. Boo Radley? More like Tequila Mockingbird (My go-to Beer Pong team name)

6. Do You Know Any Other Schmoes IRL? I know three, none of them are really active on here though which allows me to make a complete ass of myself without fear of direct ridicule.

7. How Long Have You Been On MFC? Since it's inception. Do you remember MyJoBlo? Because I do!

8. How Did You Hear About MFC? How could I not?! This is the place to be!

9. Where Was Your Profile Pic Taken? Dagobah during my Jedi Trials with Master Yoda. Interesting note, if you get him drunk enough he actually forms grammatically correct sentences.

10. Favorite Animated Character? Batman, because he is the God damned Batman.

11. Favorite Robot? THIS ONE!!!

12. Favorite Dinosaur? Velicoraptors, clever girls ...

13. Have You Ever Written A Screenplay? Yes, if it ever sees the light of day is another question entirely.

14. What Movie Would You Live In If You Could? GROUNDHOG'S DAY, I could deal with that sh*t indefinitely just imagine the epic ways to end your day!

15. Ever Meet A Celebrity? Yes, I have in fact shook Adam West's (BATMAN!!!) hand, he hails from my hometown.

16. Dont You Think It's Fucking Obnoxious That Those Little Shit Kids Always Try And Take Lucky's Lucky Charms? Yes, but I find it more insulting that the Cookie Crisp's mascot got changed from a lovable obese dog to a skinny wolf, stupid health marketing ...

17. What Picture Are You Attaching To This? A MEme of course!!!

18. (this isnt the most original idea, but I havent seen one on MFC, so shut up) <-I couldn't have said it better myself.

Based on a list by quidditchmom

dead anchoress at 07:05 AM Mar 17

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah Batman!!!

horrorfan23 at 04:06 PM Mar 17

#3- haha

leesemarie at 07:42 PM Mar 17

lol'd through the whole thing, a+, would read again

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Soundtracks:

1. Almost Famous

2. Predator (Yes, just for that one song)

3. Forrest Gump

4. Walk Hard (They may be fictional songs, but they are still songs damn it!)

5. Kill Bill (Vol. I & II)

6. Blow

7. The Last of the Mohicans (Might be considered a score, but whatever)

8. O Brother, Where Art Thou

9. Space Jam

10. Public Enemies

Based on a list by hellocookie

fmvpictures at 06:58 PM Feb 16

The songs on Walk Hard are amazing. Nice to see Space Jam too haha

Zo! at 08:37 PM Feb 16

SLC Punk!

lordtyler912 at 09:19 PM Feb 16

Nice!

JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 2 years ago

10 Ball-Crushingly Manly Things About Me

1. I have a dick. Aforementioned dick comes complete with pair of balls. Hairy, hairy balls.

2. Born and raised on a working farm. I can get up early and get sh*t done! Machinery maintainance, livestock, seeding, harvesting and you bet your God fearing ass I can lay some pipe(Not just the irrigation kind either, ladies)!

3. I only drink two kinds of alcohol, lagers and throat burning whiskey ... there is almost no room for compromise.

4. I can spit, far. I'll even do it into the wind because I just can't be bothered to give a rat's ass!

5. My eye's teared up watching 'Old Yeller'. Teared up mind you, not a single actual tear.

6. I have a glorious mane, it is all natural and unadulterated by sissy-man considerations called "product". Whatever the hell that is supposed to be!

7. I once stared down a charging bull, I was 7 years old at the time. I don't think I need to tell you which one is still among the living and which one ended up ground beef.

8. Sam Elliott and I run a joint cattle ranch operation out of Northern Montana. We mainly just drink and look for excuses to shoot at other men. In fact, we pay people to attempt to rustle our cattle. So far haven't lost a solitary head.

9. I, on a whim, single handedly brought back the phrase "Where's the beef?" Just to prove that I could. You're welcome!

10. I have shaken Adam West's hand. Any of you other men out there who have accomplished this act know exactly what I am talking about.

11. That's right, I am so manly that this list had to go all the way to 11 to contain my testocerone!

Based on a list by JohnLocke2342

JakeLikesMovies at 02:26 AM Feb 10

Dude, just for you: http://audiko.net/ringtone/Sam+Elliott

JakeLikesMovies at 02:27 AM Feb 10

My God, I am at a loss for words.

randychico at 04:11 AM Feb 10

haha, awesome!

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JakeLikesMovies created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Favorite Movies starting with each letter of my name:

1. Jaws

2. A New Hope

3. Casablanca

4. Oldboy

5. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

6. Raiders of the Lost Ark

7. I Love You, Man

8. Lethal Weapon

9. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

10. Yojimbo

Based on a list by elmariachi01

Servo at 05:51 AM Jan 23

#2 - CHEATER!

randychico at 05:53 AM Jan 23

Oldboy! Another great O movie hehe :D

JakeLikesMovies at 09:46 AM Jan 23

@Servo, I feel that is totally legitimate and I will not entertain any thoughts that is is otherwise.

I didn't have an "S" in my name so I improvised.