|Birthday:||September 3rd, 1987|
|Occupation:||Professional Freelance Badass|
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Hi, I'm Jake!
I think my username says it all but in case the obvious hasn't been deduced and for some reason you're bored let's talk about me.
I am told I was born at an early age ... I think I was about nine months old at the time but there are some conflicting reports. I then proceeded to grow up on a farm, yup a farm. It is at this monastery of manliness far miles from civilization that I honed my skills as both a hayseed hick and an all around good guy (mostly the latter) competent with both a tractor and a hackneyed joke when necessary.
I will take this opportunity to say if you don't recognize the dude in on the top left of your screen you may have come to this page in error if so allow me to kickstart you back in the right direction: Google.com
I then done did that whole "college" thing majoring in history with a minor in anthropology and now I'm just surviving the real world. I spend most of my day toiling in the great outdoors, there are worse things than farming ... probably.
Where was I? Early age, farmboy, good guy ...
Oh yeah! I like movies. Like ... a lot.
|General:||"What do you do with a general ... when he stops being a general?"|
|Movies:||I like them, and so will you!|
|Music:||Classic Rock, Folk, Blues and Bluegrass|
|Sports:||I love everything sports related in the Pacific Northwest; Seahawks, Mariners, Sounders and the Sonics. Wait, what do you mean they moved?! Sonuvab*tch!|
|Video Games:||Action-Adventure and First Person Shooters! *Blam*Blam*|
|Books:||I read a lot. Like a lot, a lot. On a wide range of subjects from dissertations to comic books ... to dissertations about comic books!|
|TV:||I watch it more than I probably should ...|
|Movie of All Time:||Yojimbo|
|Movie of the Year:||The Avengers|
|Actor:||Robert Downey Jr.|