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'The Wild Bunch' for ten bucks on Blu-ray?! F*cking sold!

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JakeLikesMovies posted a VIDEO item: about 8 hours ago

Admiral Ackbar for Ole Miss Mascot!

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ljrGXktR4

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 08:17 PM Sep 08

It's alright Ole Miss, you tried ... but you know what Yoda would have said ...

JakeLikesMovies posted a BLOG item about 9 hours ago

Arcade Coffee Table

Arcade_table

Situation: I want this Arcade Coffee Table sooooooo bad.

Problem: It costs about 5 grand ...

Solution: Put on a Ronald Reagan mask and rob a bank. Keanu Reeves may or may not be involved ... Gary Busey most definitely is.

For a better look at the Arcane Arcade Coffee Table head here: http://www.joblo.com/dvdclinic/index.php?id=7145


Mood: Chillin'
randychico
randychico at 10:31 PM Sep 08

Drool

JoBlo
JoBlo at 10:52 PM Sep 08

This is awesome.

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 11:17 PM Sep 08

Sh*t guys, things went South fast!

Keanu was a f*cking undercover cop the whole damn time and Busey is bleeding out on the warehouse floor and I can't get 'Stuck In The Middle With You' out of my damn head!!!

Oh sh*t Tarantino is dead! Why, oh why did he have to cameo in his own movie?!

F*ck! Somebody is trying to break through the warehouse door!

No! It is the co-

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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

'The Wild Bunch' for ten bucks on Blu-ray?! F*cking sold!

threezy
threezy at 05:01 PM Sep 07

I saw Underworld for $10 on Blu-ray at Best Buy today, but they had none left. I was pissed.

JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

So I finally watched 'The Good, The Bad, The Weird' and it is now my favorite Korean Western ... I know that is kind of a niche market, but you just try to find me a better one!

Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:31 AM Sep 07

Mine too! *high-five*

randychico
randychico at 12:36 AM Sep 07

Haha, that almost sounds like sarcasm because you don't get many of those (and if any one finds another one let me know), for me it may even be a favorite western!!

girlcreeture
girlcreeture at 09:04 AM Sep 07

Song Kang-ho is the shit! Anything he is in is guaranteed awesome and I love this movie so much :D

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JakeLikesMovies posted a VIDEO item: 2 days ago

Farts in Film: A Montage

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5Jnho8dTc

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 12:14 AM Sep 07

There simply is not enough farting in todays cinema.

randychico
randychico at 12:39 AM Sep 07

I'm not really a fan of farting but some of these are great (Love the south park ones)

grelber37
grelber37 at 02:23 AM Sep 07

An epic fart scene occurs in Superhero Movie, and it even features Marion Ross in one of her last roles. That film is generally the top toilet humor if a film is doing toilet humor. Thanks for the Beavis and Butthead Do America clip; my dad laughed his ass off in the theatre during that scene.

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JakeLikesMovies posted a VIDEO item: 4 days ago

2 Player Co-op (Player 2 Press Start) Official Music Video

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u_YYlXY0mU

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 12:28 AM Sep 05

My cousin has always been an extremely talented musician, who like any dude has an affinity for video games. This is his most recent song that has actually been making some pretty serious rounds online at sites like IGN and is his first attempt to make a music video.

If you like what you see be sure to visit his Youtube channel to show your support! http://www.youtube.com/user/tuanews

Rock on!

JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Thanks for the well wishes on my day of birth MFC! It was good times, b'day booze, Machete (Highly recommend by the way!) and some college football to ease my hangover! 23 is the new 21 folks!

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 09:03 PM Sep 04

OH!
I hope you had an AWESOME birthday =D

Highspeed
Highspeed at 09:07 PM Sep 04

I'm usually on top of MFC birthdays. Hope you hade a great one brother.

Beauski
Beauski at 09:22 PM Sep 04

Happy Birthday man!

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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

It's my birthday bitches! KumanaYAYHAAAAA!

jekupka
jekupka at 05:01 PM Sep 03

!yadhtriB yppaH

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 10:08 PM Sep 03

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

HAPPY BELATED B-DAY DUDE.

athanos
athanos at 08:55 AM Sep 04

Cool, happy bday, grats dude, thanks for the kind words on Mad Gods.

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JakeLikesMovies posted a BLOG item 7 days ago

Batman: Arkham City Screenshots!

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Holy gamer nirvana Batman!

The first batch of images for the upcoming sequel Batman: Arkham City just got released! And they look fan-f*cking-tastic!

Check 'em out here at our very own DVD Clinic: http://joblo.com/dvdclinic/index.php?id=7113

Or in their full high-res glory over on Kotaku: http://kotaku.com/5627537/batman-arkham-city-screen-shots//gallery/1

Next Fall can't come fast enough!


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Tyson J.
Tyson J. at 07:22 PM Sep 01

The zipper being low just makes her that much faster and stealthy. It's all strategy.

I wonder what the multiplayer is going to consist of. I hope it's only co-op. They don't need any sort of "versus".

threezy
threezy at 07:25 PM Sep 01

Holy shit those look awesome, can't wait to play the finished product!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 07:44 PM Sep 01

Leather Catsuits get very hot, don't ask me how I know this but it involves Tony Shalob and Qualudes.

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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: 8 days ago

3 days until booze and birthday cake!

mister easter
mister easter at 06:59 PM Aug 31

ironically, it's only two days for me. happy pre-birthday. or, if you must, un-birthday.

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 01:39 AM Sep 01

Right back at you sir!

JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: 9 days ago

Had a hellish week last week, and this one is gonna be a bit of a downer as well. At least until Friday, then guess what sumbitch is turn 23?! That's right this sumbitch!

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 10:38 PM Aug 30

"then guess what sumbitch is turn 23"?

Wow, I haven't even started drinking yet and my fingers are slurring ... guess it is time to hit th sauce!

Bellatrix
Bellatrix at 07:21 PM Aug 31

I turn 23 on the 9th!! Happy almost birthday!! :]

JakeLikesMovies posted a VIDEO item: 15 days ago

Oh, Henry Pym (Ant-Man) you are so misunderstood:

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb2JnWCPO1s

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 09:13 PM Aug 24

Poor ANT-MAN.

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mister easter
mister easter at 04:20 PM Aug 23

hilarious!

JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: 20 days ago

So I just saw and loved The Expendables. I now want to go overthrow a South American dictatorship. I need four other able bodies to go in with me, stereotypes and clichés encouraged. Own weapons is a plus!

randychico
randychico at 10:23 AM Aug 20

I have a toy sword.. a broken bb gun, lots of kitchen knives & utensils. And a lot of martial arts knowledge based on movies.

JakeLikesMovies
JakeLikesMovies at 03:42 PM Aug 20

Sweet, now we just need one of those fully automatic shotguns and we are good to go!

AlmostFamous91
AlmostFamous91 at 04:59 PM Aug 23

If I can find a fully auto shotgun in my attic I am in!!

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JakeLikesMovies updated his STATUS: 22 days ago

Damn it, watched my Kick-Ass Blu-ray again (3 times now!) and damn it, it still gets better every time ...

threezy
threezy at 10:17 PM Aug 17

Same here, I'm ready to go for a 4th time.

brewsky99
brewsky99 at 10:18 PM Aug 17

Watched it last night on Blu-Ray such a great transfer,glad its in my Blu- Ray Collection.

BLove78
BLove78 at 11:56 PM Aug 17

I've watched my Blu-ray twice now. Time for a 3rd viewing!

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