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June 2013
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The Big Lebowski
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Love Actually
#1 Romance
The Room
#1 Stoner
The Incredibles
#1 Animated
The Fellowship of the Ring
#1 Fantasy
Midnight In Paris
#1 Romantic Comedy
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Jack The Narrator updated his STATUS: 6 days ago

Backstreet's back. Alright.
timmyd
timmyd at 12:01 AM Jun 12

run away !! run away !!

Jack The Narrator created a LIST: 6 days ago

I am Jack's Most-to-Least Favorite Season 3 Game of Thrones Episodes

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1. Kissed By Fire
2. Walk Of Punishment
3. The Bear and the Maiden Fair
4. Dark Wings, Dark Words
5. Mhysa
6. Second Sons
7. Valar Doheris
8. The Rains of Castamere
9. And Now His Watch Has Ended
10. The Climb
Jack The Narrator updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

Last night's GAME OF THRONES was a most satisfying end to a dramatically exhausting season. Ending things on a hopeful note after so much death and bleakness. Unfortunately, despite being a patient man, I am not prepared to wait another 10 months for another season. Let the withdrawls begin.
randychico
randychico at 02:19 PM Jun 10

Totally agree, it was a "bone throwing" episode

Jack The Narrator posted a BLOG item 13 days ago

I am Jack's Podcast #8

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I'm embarrassed to say it took two weeks longer than I originally intended to get this podcast up and going. But technical glitches and allergies keep me from making a timely show. But I press on as diligently as I can. I play catch-up with theatrical reviews of J.J. Abrams' STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS as well as the comedy PEEPLES starring Craig Robinson, Kerry Washington and David Alan Grier. Then I offer Blu-ray reviews of Steven Soderbergh's SIDE EFEECTS (starring Rooney Mara, Jude Law and Channing Tatum) and the adaptation of the gothic fantasy-romance BEAUTIFUL CREATURES starring Alden Ehrenrich, Alice Englert, Emmy Rossum, Viola Davis, Jeremy Irons and Emma Thompson.

Stick around for the end to see what Tyler Durden & Jack the Narrator's dream celebrities would be like if they went mano-a-mano.



Please enjoy and don't forget to "like" the I am Jack's Movie Podcast facebook page

https://www.facebook.com/IamJacksMoviePodcast


Mood: Embarassed
Jack The Narrator updated his STATUS: 13 days ago

I'm sure I'm gonna get ridiculed for this, but I quite enjoyed AFTER EARTH.
AlmostFamous91
AlmostFamous91 at 11:08 PM Jun 04

No worries everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Beauski
Beauski at 07:07 AM Jun 05

You aren't the only one who enjoyed it I am sure man.

Jack The Narrator posted an IMAGE item: 13 days ago
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Another behind the scenes image of Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique on the set of X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST. This time enjoying some super-fine Kraft services between takes.

Mac136187
Mac136187 at 11:24 PM Jun 04

She Blu herself.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:03 AM Jun 05

She's blue, dabba-dee dabba-dai...

Beauski
Beauski at 07:08 AM Jun 05

hahah Little boy blue.... he needed the money.

Jack The Narrator updated his STATUS: 14 days ago

OBLIVION has just been announced for Blu-ray on Aug. 6. It comes with an audio commentary w/ Tom Cruise & Joesph Kosinski, deleted scenes, a feature-length documentary, and an isolated M83 music score. I'm dancing with joy in my apartment right now.
Dodong27
Dodong27 at 11:32 AM Jun 04

YES!!!

Cochise
Cochise at 02:17 PM Jun 04

love to hear that commentary

Glinda
Glinda at 11:33 PM Jun 04

Cool! I'm planning to purchase it. I loved it.

Jack The Narrator posted a VIDEO item: 14 days ago

What I said to myself for a half hour after watching last night's GAME OF THRONES

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW_JJ8SR5N0

Glinda
Glinda at 10:50 PM Jun 03

Well said.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:00 AM Jun 04

I like Maisie Williams' reaction the most so far.

Jack The Narrator updated his STATUS: 14 days ago

Finally watched last night's GAME OF THRONES..... I am Jack's broken heart.
Jack The Narrator posted a VIDEO item: 23 days ago

Brad Pitt makes a surprise appearance at an advance screening of WORLD WAR Z in Hoboken, NJ

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_48bEEgEXks

Mr.Blizzo
Mr.Blizzo at 10:27 AM May 26

haha that's awesome!

Cochise
Cochise at 08:33 PM May 26

lmao the guy is hilarious 'whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat' 'oh no... what! ohhhh...' haha just awesome to see that kind of excitement!

Jack The Narrator posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 26 days ago

The Last Stand



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Directed by: Kim Jee-Woon
Written by: Andrew Knauer
Cast: Eduardo Noriega, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Rodrigo Santoro, Johnny Knoxville, Jaimie Alexander, Luis Guzmán, Zach Gilford, Genesis Rodriguez
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action
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Plot: Sheriff Owens is a man who has resigned himself to a life of fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction after leaving his LAPD post following a bungled operation that left him wracked with failure and defeat after his partner was crippled. After a spectacular escape from an FBI prisoner convoy, the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin in the hemisphere is hurtling toward the border at 200 mph in a specially outfitted car with a hostage and a fierce army of gang members. He is headed, it turns out, straight for Summerton Junction, where the whole of U.S. law enforcement will have their last opportunity to make a stand and intercept him before he slips across the border forever. At first reluctant to become involved, and then counted out because of the perceived ineptitude of his small town force, Owens ultimately accepts responsibility for the face off.

Review:

The link below contains a spoiler-free audio movie review that I recorded for my podcast a few months ago for the action comedy THE LAST STAND starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Peter Stormare, Luis Guzman, Rodrigo Santoro, Johnny Knoxville, Genesis Rodriguez and Jamie Alexander.

http://jackthenarrator.podbean.com/2013/02/06/i-am-jacks-podcast-4-reviews-of-the-last-stand-gangster-squad-movie-43-and-more/

You can also listen to it via the embeddable mp3 player featured below. The actual review begins at 2 mins. 35 seconds in.








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Jack The Narrator updated his STATUS: 26 days ago

DON JON trailer looks terrific...but it needs more Julianne Moore.
Jack The Narrator posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 27 days ago

Parker



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Directed by: Taylor Hackford
Written by: John McLaughlin
Cast: Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Wendell Pierce, Nick Nolte
Studio: Film District
Genre: Action
Official Site:
Plot: A thief (Jason Staham) with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman (Jennifer Lopez) on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist.

Review:

The link below contains a spoiler-free audio movie review that I recorded for my podcast for the action drama PARKER starring Jason Staham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Emma Booth, and Nick Nolte.

http://jackthenarrator.podbean.com/2013/05/07/i-am-jacks-podcast-6-iron-man-3-parker-and-mama/

You can also listen to it via the embeddable mp3 player featured below. The actual review begins at 42 mins. 37 seconds in.








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Jack The Narrator posted an IMAGE item: 28 days ago
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Holy Blue-scaled Bodaciousness!!! Jennifer Lawrence as young(er) Mystique in a behind-th-scenes image from X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 07:57 PM May 20

funny gifs

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 08:14 PM May 20

Ay Sharona.

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 07:00 AM May 21

Yowza

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