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The Man With No Name Trilogy
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I have a confession to make and you won't like it. It was I who let the dogs out. I'm not sorry either.

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IwishIwasBond created a LIST: about 7 hours ago

Places I'd like to Visit in the Star Wars Universe (Dedicated to BrianandMichelle)

1. Naboo - So I can hunt Jar Jar for sport.
2. Alderaan -So I can tell everyone to get the hell out of there.
3. Dathomir - So I can get trained by the witches and Darth Maul's peeps to be a total badass.
4. Tatooine - Just cos I like the desert and I like sand even if if it does get everywhere
5. Mandalore - Lovely architecure and I wanna join Death Watch
6. Coruscant - I bet it has nice shops
7. Kashyyyk - The Wookies seem cool and I want them on my side when the fit hits the shan!
8. Bespin - I imagine the views will be nice and let's face it Lando would be cool to hang out with.
9. Dagobah - I wanna learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my Father.
10. Concord Dawn - Because it has the coolest name and Jango Fett was born there.
11. Places I wouldn't want to visit - Mustafar (looks too warm), Nal Hutta (Too many Hutts who just ain't very nice)
IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 08:24 PM Feb 12

haha thought you'd approve. Came up with the idea recently and tonight I had the time to write it.

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 10:10 PM Feb 12

#4: Sand is just so coarse.

xwing16
xwing16 at 10:54 PM Feb 12

I hear the stink on Nal Hutta is horrid!

Great list :)

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IwishIwasBond posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 1 day ago

Star Trek: The Motion Picture



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Directed by: Robert Wise
Written by: Harold Livingston
Cast: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, George Takei, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, Billy Van Zandt
Studio: Paramount
Genre: Science-Fiction
Official Site:
Plot: When a destructive space entity is spotted approaching Earth, Admiral Kirk resumes command of the Starship Enterprise in order to intercept, examine and hopefully stop it.

Review:

The original Star Trek movie gets a lot of hate. I can understand why, it is extremely slow in places and could have really done with some judicious editing. I have to say though that I loved it.

I'm watching our new Blu Ray box set of all of the original Star Trek movies and this is really my first time watching a few of them.

Anyway, the first movie although very slow still kept me gripped, the music by the legendary Jerry Goldsmith is truly great and makes me nostalgic for movie scores that really give you a thrill (Superman, etc).

The visuals are absolutely stunning and the film has some truly deep themes (man's search for God, etc). Some of the acting was ropey but that's part of its charm. The bald chick was pretty hot too I might add.

Thoroughly enjoying my nerdy weekend of Trek movie watching and I'm really becoming a fan.

Overall, boring in places with too many establishing shots of space ships but with enough depth and impressive visuals to keep me interested.

And now on to KHAAAAAAN!

IwishIwasBond posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 1 day ago

Raiders of the Lost Ark



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Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Written by: Lawrence Kasdan
Cast: Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Paul Freeman, Ronald Lacey
Studio: Paramount
Genre: Period, Adventure
Official Site:
Plot: If you don't know it, you aren't a movie fan.

Review:

There's not much to say about one of the greatest movies of all time. It's one of the few movies that is perfect. The characters, the story, the villains and the music are all brilliant.
I think I've actually watched this more than any other film. I was lucky enough to see it in the cinema as a kid and have never stopped loving it.
Belloch is such a legendary bad guy, suave and cool so you kinda like him but his motives are all wrong.

Marion is such a great female character, strong and filled with personality. She can take care of herself and isn't the damsel in distress.

Everything about Raiders just flows so well, the action will always stand the test of time and so will the characters.

I actually can't think of any flaws, a bonafide classic!

Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (8/10) , cerealkiller182 (10/10) > Display all
brianandmichelle
brianandmichelle at 05:01 PM Feb 11

Yes. A PERFECT movie indeed!

IwishIwasBond posted a VIDEO item: 1 day ago

Anyone remember this? Classic!

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7wj89LhIM8&feat...

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 05:26 PM Feb 11

Who doesn't? Remember One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eaters?

IwishIwasBond updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

I have a confession to make and you won't like it. It was I who let the dogs out. I'm not sorry either.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:28 AM Feb 11

I knew it was you!

bkmoviewatch93
bkmoviewatch93 at 12:09 PM Feb 11

Lol!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 05:46 PM Feb 11

Yeah well, I shot the Sheriff--- but, I did NOT shoot the deputy. He did that himself trying to pull his gun from his holster.

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IwishIwasBond updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

Hooray no more pain. PARTYY!!!!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 06:09 PM Feb 10

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 08:37 AM Feb 11

How's being able to eat again so far?

IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 09:08 AM Feb 11

Loving it, dude. Still eating porridge for breakfast but I've enjoyed Subway and Burrito Boyz. Speaking of which where's my cow sub??!?!!

IwishIwasBond posted a BLOG item 3 days ago

Rick Santorum declares war on heavy Metal

http://tyrannyoftradition.com/2012/02/10/rick-santorum-declares-war-on-heavy-metal/

Hahahaha the great Glasgow word "Fud" springs to mind.


Mood: Angry

IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 04:09 PM Feb 10

Yeah, love how he's really with the times. Coming soon-Return of the Jedi!

Cochise
Cochise at 11:13 PM Feb 10

wait and this is like the youngest one of them? What a douche. And by douche I also mean idiot. And by idiot I also mean noI'mtotallykiddingwhathejustsaidwilltotallygethimvotesfromeveryoneunder60. And by that I mean the exact fucking opposite of that. Fuck him.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:02 AM Feb 11

This guy is fucking insane and stuck in the fucking stone age.

If it offends him, he needs to stay at home.

*turns up KMFDM*

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IwishIwasBond posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 6 days ago

Face/Off



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Directed by: John Woo
Written by: Mike Werb, Michael Colleary
Cast: John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Gina Gershon, Alessandro Nivola, Dominique Swain, Nick Cassavetes, Robert Wisdom, CCH Pounder, Harve Presnell, Colm Feore, John Carroll Lynch, Margaret Cho
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Genre: Action
Official Site:
Plot: I'm ready, ready for the big ride babyyyy!

Review:

Face/Off was always a strange film, the concept itself is ridiculous and was always hard to swallow. The reason it worked (at the time) was due to the performances by the two leads: John Travolta and Nicolas Cage...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: JoBlo (8/10) , wallcrawler383 (9/10) > Display all
wallcrawler383
wallcrawler383 at 02:21 PM Feb 07

this movie deserves a 2435/100

Munson, Roy E.
Munson, Roy E. at 02:32 PM Feb 07

guilty pleasure. i can eat a peach for hours

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 02:52 PM Feb 07

You look like you just fucked your mother.

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IwishIwasBond updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

SANCTUM Writer/Producer Andrew Wight And Cinematographer Mike deGruy die in Helicopter crash. RIP, just watched Sanctum the other night as well. What a sad waste.

IwishIwasBond updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

Is it just me who thinks they are really underplaying The Amazing Spider-Man? I would have thought there'd be a new clip last night but... nothing. Normally there's hype up the wazoo but this is definitely not being as hyped as the other super hero flicks this year.

IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 12:34 PM Feb 06

Yeah as much as I'm looking forward to Avengers and TDKR, I'm not THAT hyped about them. It would be funny if Spidey snuck up on them and ended up being more successful. It won't happen but it would be interesting. Looking forward to seeing the final box offices at the end of this year to see what's number 1.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:20 PM Feb 06

Yeah but, successful critically or........just financially?

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 06:26 PM Feb 06

The movie doesn't come out until July, spending 2 million dollars on a 30 second spot now would be a waste of money. Their better off just releasing a full trailer online and saving the promotional money for when the movies closer to release. I think a lot of studios are realizing that now that's why there were very few big movie previews last night.

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IwishIwasBond posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 8 days ago

Terminator 2: Judgment Day



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Directed by: James Cameron
Written by: James Cameron, William Wisher Jr
Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick, Earl Boen
Studio: TriStar
Genre: Action, Science-Fiction
Official Site:
Plot: Classic sequel to a classic movie.

Review:

Now everyone tends to agree that Die Hard is the best action movie ever made, however I think that it may just be beaten by T2. This is quite frankly a flawless masterpiece of action cinema...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: sarah1980 (10/10) , Kevin Smith fan (9/10) > Display all
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 08:17 PM Feb 04

A Masterpiece. Even though there's a lot of great action in T2 I classify it as a sci fi movie, what with all the time traveling robots and all. To me an "action movie" has to be pure of all sci fi or supernatural elements. Oh, and though Die Hard is great, we all know Rambo 2 is the greatest action movie ever made ;{P

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:27 PM Feb 04

An action masterpiece as far as I'm concerned.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 08:28 PM Feb 04

Classic, Great review for a Great Movie.

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IwishIwasBond posted an IMAGE item: 10 days ago
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I dunno what these kids films are like but by God if this isn't the cutest darn thing, look wee doggies with hats. Awwww. Sorry I'm a dog person.

Derek237
Derek237 at 09:37 AM Feb 03

cant tell if bond is being sarcastic

IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 02:21 PM Feb 03

For once, I'm actually not being sarcastic. Never seen these movies and never will but the dogs are cute.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 02:55 PM Feb 03

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IwishIwasBond updated his STATUS: 11 days ago

What the fuck is wrong with Facebook, is it not loading for anyone else?

Improbi
Improbi at 12:38 PM Feb 02

What's even more creepier is when I tried searching Facebook Timeline facts on several search engines all I got was the access denied page.

X-KID
X-KID at 01:30 PM Feb 02

I'm just about done with FB almost deactivated my acct yesterday... if it weren't for all the family members I have on there...

IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 01:39 PM Feb 02

Yeah, I'm wanting to cancel it as well but it's how I communicate with the outside world.
Seems to be alright now though.

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IwishIwasBond posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 11 days ago

Midnight Run



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Directed by: Martin Brest
Written by: George Gallo
Cast: Robert De Niro, Charles Grodin, Yaphet Kotto, John Ashton
Studio: Universal
Genre: Action, Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: You don't cooperate you're gonna suffer from Fistophobia!

Review:

Man, I miss movies like this. Midnight Run stars Robert DeNiro as a bounty hunter who tries to bring in Charles Grodin's mob accountant.

DeNiro is great as a badass but this is hardly a stretch, we always new he was hard as nails, but this is pure 80's action gold without being cheesy.

The film also stars the always great Joe Pantoliano, nobody quite shouts the way he does. I especially loved Yaphet Koto as the cigarette stealing FBI agent Alonso.

The script is top notch with DeNiro hurling insults at Grodin every two seconds. If you're offended by bad language then you'd best avoid it and go watch Twilight instead, Nancy boy!

I knew I'd love the movie as soon as the music started with the electric guitar score by Danny Elfman. As we all know, an action movie ain't shit if it doesn't have an electric guitar in the soundtrack.

Flaws? It is a bit too long, could probably have trimmed 10-15 minutes off the runtime, but hardly a major gripe.

Overall a classic of the buddy genre and up there with Lethal Weapon as one of the very best. Highly recommended.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 03:00 PM Feb 02

Never seen it actually.

IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 03:14 PM Feb 02

Get on that shit dude, it's quality.

Cochise
Cochise at 04:05 PM Feb 02

Never seen it either, and I'll take it that your response to this will be exactly the same as what you just said to Nite Owl so OK FINE I WILL CHECK IT OUT! =P

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IwishIwasBond added a DVD to his collection: 13 days ago
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sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 01:04 PM Jan 31

great film.

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