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Saw "Drive" last night. Very cool. Believe the hype.
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HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Killing Them Softly



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Crime, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: When a mob-protected card game gets robbed, the bosses send in enforcer Jackie Cogan to police the situation.

Review:

Having both read the book, and seen the movie "Friends of Eddie Coyle," I knew beforehand to expect an unglamorous mob story about crooks who look at their lot in life with a bit more cynicism than in most mob movies. To these lowlifes what they do isn't opportunism, it's just work. And that's part of what I liked about this movie. Dare I say, this gangster movie feels down-right European. Like something Jean-Pierre Melville or Jules Dassin would have made back in their time...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Strider (8/10) , cerealkiller182 (8/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 month ago

Magic Mike



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Official Site: www.magicmikemovie.com
Plot: A talented male stripper becomes mentor to a young recruit at the same time as he's trying to find a way out.

Review:

It may sound ridiculous, but I'm just going to say it. This was the best Steven Soderbergh movie I've seen in years. Granted, he's enough of a workaholic director that I haven't seen all his most recent work, but as much as I admire the man, he has a tendency at times to get in his own way. The movie that led to this one, where he and Channing Tatum met, "Haywire," promised to be a badass, female-led action thriller, which would have been great if Soderbergh hadn't left certain basic questions unanswered until the very end (like why is such a valuable asset suddenly a target by her employer...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: slashergirl (5/10) , Psycho-Pirate-99 (5/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Black Snake Moan



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Directed by: Craig Brewer
Written by: Craig Brewer
Cast: Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, S. Epetha Merkerson
Studio: Paramount Classics
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.moanmovie.com
Plot: A God-fearing former bluesman attempts to cure a nymphomaniac by chaining her to his heater.

Review:

Craig Brewer, hot off of his Sundance sleeper "Hustle and Flo," decided to tackle another musical genre with this modern fable, this time moving the action from urban Memphis to rural Tennessee, and switching the music from hip-hop to blues...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Lazy Boy (7/10) , KcMsterpce (7/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Amour



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
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Studio: Sony Pictures Classics
Genre: Drama
Official Site: www.sonyclassics.com/amour/
Plot: An elderly man devotes himself completely to taking care of his dying wife.

Review:

This is possibly the most depressing piece of cinema I have ever seen. That's not to say it is a bad movie at all. But it is painfully realistic in its portrayal of end-of-life care. The only other Michael Haneke movie I've seen was his original, German-language "Funny Games," an equally uncompromising film, if a bit more schlocky...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Hal2001 (6/10) , horrorfan23 (9/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Dredd 3D



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Directed by: -1
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Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action, Science-Fiction
Official Site: www.dreddthemovie.com
Plot: Judge Dredd and his rookie partner, clairvoyant Cassandra Anderson, find themselves trapped inside the Peach Tree slum complex, targeted by scarfaced drug kingpin Mama Madrigal.

Review:

Dredd 3D has made quite a reputation for itself as one of the more underrated gems of 2012. Now, I can go on a tangent about reasons this movie didn't do big business, but really, all that is beside toe point. What is the point? That Dredd is a damn fun movie...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Derek237 (8/10) , Anakin (8/10) > Display all
tbondrage99
tbondrage99 at 08:31 PM Feb 11

Great review. Another satisfied customer.

HoyleHaw created a LIST: 4 months ago

Favorite films from 2013 Acting Nominees

1. Bradley Cooper - The Hangover (since Alias is TV)
2. Daniel Day-Lewis - My Left Foot
3. Hugh Jackman - The Fountain
4. Joaquin Phoenix - Two Lovers
5. Denzel Washington - Malcolm X
6. Jessica Chastain - Take Shelter
7. Jennifer Lawrence - Winter's Bone
8. Naomi Watts - I Heart Huckabees
9. Alan Arkin - The In-Laws
10. Christoph Waltz - Inglourious Basterds
11. Phillip Seymour Hoffman - Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
12. Robert De Niro - Taxi Driver
13. Tommy Lee Jones - The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
14. Amy Adams - Charlie Wilson's War
15. Anne Hathaway - Brokeback Mountain
16. Helen Hunt - As Good as it Gets
17. Jacki Weaver - Animal Kingdom
18. Sally Field - Forest Gump (really need to go back and watch more of her stuff)

Based on a list by Terminal_83

RandomK1NG
RandomK1NG at 12:29 AM Jan 17

You can use Alias if you want. I used Kitchen Confidential which is also a tv show. We'll allow it lol

HoyleHaw created a LIST: 4 months ago

Favorite films from 2013 Acting Nominees

1. Bradley Cooper - The Hangover (I'd say Alias but that's television)
2. Daniel Day-Lewis - My Left Foot
3. Hugh Jackman - The Fountain
4. Joaquin Phoenix - Two Lovers
5. Denzel Washington - Malcolm X (I haven't seen Glory in too long)
6. Jessica Chastain - Take Shelter
7. Jennifer Lawrence - Winter's Bone
8. Naomi Watts - I Heart Huckabees
9. Alan Arkin - The In-Laws
10. Christoph Waltz - Inglourious Basterds
11. Phillip Seymour Hoffman - Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
12. Robert De Niro - Taxi Driver
13. Tommy Lee Jones - The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
14. Amy Adams - Charlie Wilson's War
15. Anne Hathaway - The Dark Knight Rises
16. Helen Hunt - As Good as it Gets
17. Jacki Weaver - Animal Kingdom
18. Sally Field - Mrs. Doubtfire (need to watch more of her stuff)

Based on a list by Terminal_83

HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Django Unchained



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Directed by: Quentin Tarantino
Written by: Quentin Tarantino
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L. Jackson, Christoph Waltz
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Action, Western
Official Site: www.unchainedmovie.com
Plot: In pre-Civil War south a freed slave teams with a German bounty hunter to find and free his wife.

Review:

If you are a fan of Quentin Tarantino, spaghetti westerns, and stories of revenge, and don't mind graphic violence, torture, and liberal use of the N-word (in the context of slavery), you ought to check this out. If any of the above bothers you, steer clear...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Weapon X (10/10) , Strider (9/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

The Ice Harvest



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Directed by: Harold Ramis
Written by: Richard Russo, Robert Benton
Cast: John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton, Oliver Platt, Randy Quaid, Connie Neilsen
Studio: Focus Features
Genre: Comedy, Thriller
Official Site: www.theiceharvest.com
Plot: A mob lawyer and a pornographer in Wichita steal $2 million in mob money on Christmas Eve during a particularly bad ice storm.

Review:

The presence of Billy Bob Thornton will bring to mind for many "Bad Santa." That movie shares some of the same dark humor that this movie has, with one rather big difference--while "Bad Santa" is, at its heart, a Christmas movie, this really is just a movie set during Christmas time...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: HTX0811 (10/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 year ago

Haywire



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Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Written by: Lem Dobbs
Cast: Channing Tatum, Michael Fassbender, Ewan McGregor, Michael Douglas, Antonio Banderas, Bill Paxton, Gina Carano
Studio: Relativity Media
Genre: Action, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Mallory Kane is an operative in an Blackwater-like organization who must rely on her instincts and Marine training when her employers double-cross her.

Review:

I had been anticipating this one for a while if for no better reason than to see Steven Soderbergh do a straight-up action movie. While the fights are the best I have seen in a very long time, I should've known better than to expect him to do a balls-out action adventure without going in for some intellectual thrills...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (5/10) , Hal2001 (6/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 1 year ago

Rob Roy



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Directed by: Michael Caton-Jones
Written by: Alan Sharp
Cast: Liam Neeson, Jessica Lange, John Hurt, Tim Roth
Studio: MGM
Genre: Action, Biography, Drama
Official Site:
Plot: The story of Rob Roy MacGregor, who is wronged by powerful English colonials in 1713, and must go on the run.

Review:

This is one splendid tale of honor and revenge that gets better with every viewing. The setting is the highlands of Scotland during a time when the old clans suffer and the English nobility are a bunch of schemers and social climbers. Robert MacGregor (Liam Neeson) is a man of uncommon honor, who stands as a role model to the rest of his clan...[more]...

HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 1 year ago

A Life Less Ordinary



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Directed by: Danny Boyle
Written by: John Hodge
Cast: Ewan McGregor, Cameron Diaz, Holly Hunter, Delroy Lindo, Dan Hedaya, Ian McNeice, Frank Kanig, Mel Winkler, Stanley Tucci, Anne Cullimore, Decker, K.K. Dodds
Studio: Channel Four Films
Genre: Crime
Official Site:
Plot: A different kind of love story

Review:

Coming off of the success of "Trainspotting," Danny Boyle's third outing, and American debut, is a bizarre mix of fantasy, romance and crime, that somehow fails to really decide what it wants to be...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: filmguy450 (8/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 1 year ago

Viva Riva!



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Directed by: Djo Tunda Wa Munga
Written by: Djo Tunda Wa Munga
Cast: Patsha Bay Mukuna, Manie Malone, Hoji Fortuna, Marlene Longage, Diplome Amekindra, Alex Herbo
Studio: Music Box Films
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Riva returns home to Kinshasa, where there is a gas shortage, to peddle stolen gasoline, and falls for a gangster's girlfriend.

Review:

This is the first feature film from the Democratic Republic of the Congo. And what a movie it is. I will first say that it is not what you might expect from a country trying to tell its story. Writer-director Djo Munga took his inspiration from the post-war European directors who came to Hollywood and made some of the most beloved of what came to be called film noir. So his movie is also a noir story about a generally good man who tries to make his dream come true by pissing off the wrong crowd...[more]...

HoyleHaw posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 1 year ago

Drive



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Directed by: Nicolas Winding Refn
Written by: Hossein Amini
Cast: Carey Mulligan, Ryan Gosling, Ron Perlman, Christina Hendricks, Bryan Cranston, Albert Brooks
Studio: FilmDistrict
Genre: Action, Drama
Official Site:
Plot: A stunt-driver moonlights as a wheelman.

Review:

Nicolas Winding Refn has been on my radar since I first saw his Pusher Trilogy about five or six years ago. I haven't seen "Bleeder" or "Fear X," his two movies made between "Pusher" and "Pusher: With Blood on My Hands," but his work on "Bronson" and "Valhalla Rising" have distinguished him as more than just the Danish Scorsese, and when the cast was announced on this project it immediately became my #1 anticipated film of the year. And I'm happy to say, it did not disappoint...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Strider (9/10) , Anakin (8/10) > Display all
HoyleHaw updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Saw "Drive" last night. Very cool. Believe the hype.
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