horrorfan23 at 07:09 PM Jan 04

Tiffany Shepis would be a great choice. Danielle Harris as to be a pick too since she's in almost every horror movie out right now.

WalkAway at 08:29 PM Jan 04

does not compute

Terminal_83 at 12:56 AM Jan 05

Diablo Cody. Nuff said.

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Acerbus III at 02:07 PM Jan 04

Kill the Irishman owned. Great flick

randychico at 02:11 PM Jan 04

Totally.. we need to see more of her. Where the hell is she???

cerealkiller182 at 04:37 PM Jan 04

Kill the Irishman was very underrated

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brianandmichelle at 12:25 PM Jan 04

I'm not a western fan. But, the performances were fantastic!

Weapon X at 01:31 PM Jan 04

Haylee Steinfeld almost steals the show from Bridges.

Laylina at 04:17 PM Jan 04

Enjoy

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Depends on what you want...

Venom3344 at 06:32 PM Jan 03

Whoa-Ho-Ho! Naughty!

Weapon X at 08:24 PM Jan 03

Nice is for squares.

Kitty Green at 11:47 PM Jan 03

Well, ho, ho, ho! I know, had to go there. ;-p

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The Realm of Horrific Obscurity #38: The Ice Cream Man

"You turds can't run away from the Ice Cream Man!"

What is it about?
A kid sees his local ice cream man get shot and grows up to be a disturbed ice cream man (aka Clint Howard). He goes around kidnapping kids and dogs and grinding them up in his ice cream. It is up to the Rocketeers to stop him.

This is one weird movie. I remember watching it as a kid and being creeped out by Clint Howard and I'm still am. He's one weird dude and this movie solidifies that. He talks like Little Nicky and walks like Quasimodo while going on about ice cream and happy days. This isn't a good movie by any means. The acting is terrible, the direction sucks (this movie was directed by a porn director trying to break out into the mainstream), the gore is cheap, and nothing makes sense, but dammit is it ever so entertaining. Watching Clint do his creeptastic performance is only the cherry on top. Add in some fake eyeball eating, David Naughton and Olivia Hussey, a kid they wrapped in pillows to make him look fat, a crazy minister, and a decapitated head on a waffle cone and you have the recipe for some hilarious horror.

It is spectacularly cheaply made and just a good bad movie kind of entertainment. If you love those cheap slasher films made in the late 80s and early 90s, then you will definitely get a kick out of this one.

Mood: Happy

randychico at 05:58 PM Jan 03

hahaha dudee...

HTX0811 at 07:25 PM Jan 03

I've never seen this but I remember the VHS cover. This reminds me of another Clint Howard movie called Evilspeak, which is pretty similar.

Kitty Green at 11:48 PM Jan 03

Ah, nothing like gooey, gorey camp! haha

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